/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I kissed fauna with tongue.

What happened to our old baker

Honestly if you think a out it, Fauna should have a bush and hairy pits.

>>55679021
I wrote this post
>>55679302
I reject your logic

>>55679062
Bread oven caught fire :/

>>55679849
I want to fuck the cat

>>55679021
>>55679372
I wrote both of these posts

>>55679849
Sex demon that steals my sperm

>>55679849

>>55679062
I was eating my dinner

>>55680018
NOOOOOO FAUNYAAA

>>55680022
Ok, if it's really you I miss your old baking. Feels a bit souless without the two obvious missing features you used to put in to your bread.

>>55679372
INSERT LIVE LAMPREYS UP YOUR URETHRA

I miss hearing faunas kalimba

>>55680145
mental illness

Planting seeds in my cockhole to make Fauna proud.

>>55680400
Yeah, I thought so. You need a hobby mate.

>>55680145
It is. Shame the schizo who likes to make me into a celebrity is still here with his anti-alliteration agenda though. Would have figured he would have found a new shiny toy with advent

>>55680534
>>55680541
>>55680400

>>55680541
He did for a while, he was shitting up /ope/ with doxx. Guess he's still having green woman and saplings living rent free in his head, glad he outed himself already.

>>55680604
Oh if only I could find joy being a retard. Life would be so much simpler.
Anyways Fauna in 4.5 hours and she's currently online and maybe grinding for 2 hours now
https://uniteapi.dev/p/faunanas

>>55680604
Before you start samefagging on cooldown while posting offtopic shit, let me ask you this. Why should anyone care about who makes the thread? As long as it has a subject and the stream in description, it's good. You didn't get to make the thread? that sucks, try again next time.

>>55680913
Don't reply to me ever again. You glow too much to ever bait me.

>>55681201
Mental illness it is.

/uuu/, my beloved... I'm home

I believe in Faufau

I porked a tree stump and got a splinter!

I hope they have fun with Unite even if it's a stomp
There is at least a chance they can catch a W for a round. One opportune Rayquaza snipe can be enough for a comeback.

>>55682168
>opportune Rayquaza snipe can be enough for a comeback
Yeah, that's how it always is. No matter how good you play, it always comes down to the last 2min boss.

This is the same poll as last thread. I'm asking you to help decide who will be the final Silver Medal for /uuu/ in VTL5. If you are wondering what this means, in short this player will be on the field the entire time, have slightly better stats than the non medals, and should have a better chance to score. Please vote for either Gigasapling or the newcomer Oops oops!

https://strawpoll.com/jVyG834L8n7

squeeb

>>55682168
If they keep the mood and energy up they can have fun regardless.

>>55682482
so the jailbirds aren't enough for you Risu? Someone needs to end your reign of terror

>>55682344
Done.

>>55682550

>>55682360
>>55680190
QUIT MULTIPLYING

>>55682360
Now you're just being belligerent.

I don't know if there will be a thread tomorrow for the /vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup so I'll post this now. /uuu/ as part of /councilRyS/ will be playing at 18:20 UTC and will play again tomorrow if they lose. I'll link the wiki and how to watch below.

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup
https://isthisliv.com/vtleague/

>>55679624
never seen this before, thanks!

>>55683577
She's talking about me btw

>>55683778
Um actually its impossible for you to be a blue archive girl in the swimsuit event of 2022

>>55683963
Look man Fauna says wear this, pose like that, do this, etc and I do it
If I object I know she's just gonna get right up close and the moment her breath touches my ear I'll concede

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1689419638713810947
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1689419638713810947
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1689419638713810947

>>55684514

https://uniteapi.dev/p/kiwawaREAL
https://uniteapi.dev/p/Am3_1i4
https://uniteapi.dev/p/UniteRyS
https://uniteapi.dev/p/faunanas
Still no Mori account yet.

>>55682874
>>55683175
im pissed squeeb is out of divegrass. Fair to make him not the captain but to take him off entirely is a bit harsh. No brakes on the squeeb train

no hate on divegrass anon

>>55684610
honestly, I think taking squeeb off the team wasnt even a culture thing, it was mostly based on the gameplay we saw last tourney
he was absolute ASS and fucking killed our centerfield game

>>55684598
Damn, Kiara is almost the same rank as Fauna and IRyS now, she's been doing her practice I see. I'm pretty sure Mori herself said she's in expert ranking.

Shiori is cultivating a pretty powerful GFE and gachikoi/unicorn fanbase.

I for one can't wait for the special "1 MILLION SUBS CELEBRATION! SPECIAL ASMR DATE!!!!" stream where she slowly morphs the date ASMR into hardcore NTR where she leaves Anon at the restaurant for a faceless man and destroys thousands of men's minds while cackling in post-chat over the chaos and being dripping wet. The death toll will be incredible.

>>55684823
Erotic..

>>55684956
Ceres Fauna Ch. hololive-EN?

>>55684956

>>55679755

>>55684956
oh, I know this tactic. You're going to spam this elsewhere and say that all the Shiori shitposting is coming from Saplings.

>>55684610
We lost to whores anon. WHORES. If it weren't for that damn squeeber we could have had it all. He threw it all away. Squeeb deserves to sit out & think about what he's done. I'm sure he'll be accepted back on the team at some point, but it's just too soon.

>>55682168
Is there any information on whether the perms continue after the tournament?
(unrelated cute bau fauna)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQnzees1qI

>>55685762
kek good one

Nerissa is going to milk fauna

>>55682654
>>55682482
Auntie risuner!

>>55678877
>mfw forgot to sleep to fauna's asmr

>>55685762
test

>>55685762

Looks like they're doing team practice together right now.

>>55690035
>>55689678
and winning

>>55690109
fauna uses all lowercase names just like me for real

Nerissa named her cow Fauna and milks her every day. I'm on my knees praying for fan artists to pick this up.

>>55691508
Should've been me but hot regardless

My Gura dakis came
Wonder if Fauna got hers yet

>>55691508
There is not enough lactating fanart

>>55695227
Agreed. Fauna's not-mediums need more appreciation. Although I also live for her goofy smug expressions that sometimes make their way into fanart
Fauna love!!!

>>55693451
FEET
are gross

Time for a fauna sweep

love this punctual kirin

>The only piece to come from the FauRys collab
Why are artists like this
They need to do better

Fauna sweep soon. I've manifested it by growing a beautiful orchid using only my cum.

>>55702032
You've had two years to learn

They played 3 games as a team...

>>55702490
>another loli groomed
my based wife...

>>55702926
She's no amateur

At least 3 of the girls were given more than $100 worth of premium currency

>>55702771
That's fair
I'll start learning after the stream

>>55703561
Atta boy anon

Cute shilling kirin

Ok anons, what level of tard-wrangling are we expecting today?
Im thinking 8/ender dragon

>>55703940
Irys is the only true tardwranglee, so I think it'll be fine.

Fauna being the MC is greatly appreciated, she's good at it

>>55704062
are you kidding me? the fucking chicken is braindead

>fauna wants a british holo
>i want a british holo
WE ARE

Fauna + Ame sweating together is going to be SO fucking GOOD

My strategy while playing this game so far has been to get a 5 level lead then solo spawn camp the enemy team while my team scores. So they should just do that I think.

>>55704350
waiting for shondo to apply?

man, this is a fauna thread but hearing someone unmotivated and wanting to go to sleep instead is a fucking downer

>>55704577
She doesn't even sound british through the baby voice

>>55704720
and here I thought you cared more about nationality than just an accent

>>55704577
She should apply to a mental institution

Poor Fauna. She's going to get steamrolled. Glace at Pekoras stream and she's going to rock Zacian. No idea how sweaty the other JP girls are going to be.

it is faunover bros

>>55704833
What other point is there to a true-to-life chuuba

KILL THEM ALL, FAUNA
ALL OF THEM

the good news is that at the very least faufau is gonna get her mvp shirt

>>55705070
She picked a low tier nerfed mon. Her love of the slap was her downfall.

>>55705613
She liked Blissey outfits, should have upgraded.

>Im going bottom
sound clip anon, pls

calli is already choosing the shittier garchomp move it's so over

>ame is a based fat fuck
nice

SHE GOT THE LAST HIT

coulda had all three. Sitting here in my armchair I can see things clearly.

Good so far, embarrassment avoided.

holy shit they're actually doing it

good calls from fauna
even using last hit strats

>apparently the JP team is weak to offense
>let's not play too aggressive
fauna no
you could've secured a kill on clefable

FAUNA SWEEP, EN SWEEP

>>55706347
dota players amirite?

people might sperg out about this, but I think mori is actually doing a decent job of coordinating with Faufau and actually playing the game

They just need to remain calm. They are actually very coordinated so far. They need to make sure they don't get split pushed.

It's over

well that's a turnaround

>>55706431
GARCHOMP IS FEEDING

>>55706764
THAT FUCKING DRIGGER

>>55706578
she is, props to her
ganking isn't easy and so far calli's been on point

their teamfight needs more coordination though

peko was fucking ratting lol

They fumbled it....

I wish I actually played this game, so I'd know what's going on

Fauna just threw it right at the minute mark...

>>55706863
>>55706578
they needed to just listen to fauna when she called not fighting on their pad but they stayed for an extra 1.5 mins, the loss was p much just that the rest was fine

>>55707007
basically endgame begins at two minutes when the big pokemon spawns at the center, and whoever kills it, their team will win
that's my understanding at least

so rayquaza will literally just win you the game no matter what, huh

>>55707193
No, it's the last two minutes being worth double points. Rayquaza just makes it so you can deposit uninterrupted. If you're dead before you make it you still don't get any points

>>55707193
It was worse when it was Zapdos

>>55707193
Its because they also forgot to defend AT ALL after that, even when she was standing right next to the goal at 1:00

>>55707041
don't remind me... it's like squeeb all over again

>>55707389
>spoiler
fucking hell youre right....

So who am I blaming?

Someone's gotta say it, Calli is insanely bad at this game...

>>55707359
They started fucking around in the top lane and got split pushed hard. Prior to that they were very composed. The EN team might actually be salvagable, even more so if Fauna actually played a top tier.

I'm fine with that, at least no one can say they didn't try or were terrible, they were presentable enough.

>>55707510
She did loiter in lane for way too long after ganking. Not enough map pressure.

>>55707487
>>55707510
Mori feeding and she's supposed to be the carry, I think.

>>55707487
I blame Fauna as the shot caller. She outright gave up when there was a minute left when a single winning team fight could have closed the gap. They only lost by 200 points. That's just two dunks from two fully loaded people, and the rest will fighting til the end while she hung around base

>>55707703
Fuck mori
>>55707717
Fuck you for blaming fauna for anything

>>55707510
She just has the confidence of someone who plays only vs bots

That zoroark is going to destroy them bors...

I think Kaela might steamroll them. Mori just isn't aggressive enough to compete

>>55704350
don't worry anon, I will be the British holostar

The Rayquaza fight was close enough I thought they had it for a second. Could've been a very different conversation

>>55707717
>She outright gave up when there was a minute left
from what I understand of the game she was defending a goal, no? she moved from it once Ame was able to defend

>>55707928
Kaela can outscore EN by herself

FAUNA PLEASE SCORE DEAR GOD

>>55707928
kaela my beloved is too stronk

>>55708180
There was nothing to defend. They all deposited their points already and were fighting on the far right of the map

She’s saving her points for the last two minutes

>>55707847
Fauna is not gaming, accept it

>>55708382

Kaela wins lol

Alright shes really whiffing her skills now.

fauna was literally a pos5 witch doctor main she never knew how to play dota

Fauna... your ult...

No... Fauna...

fauna please...your unite heals people and makes them immune to cc...and it comes back quickly...

I still don't know what's going on

why is my oshi choking I believed in her so hard

EN has zero coordination while Kaela curb stomps

The flip

WHY DID SHE BACK
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does Fauna not know about the super jumps?

>>55708744
they were never gonna win, the fuck you are talking about, the most she can aspire for is being the mvp of her team

STAY on the damn pad girl

OHHHHHHHHH

WTFFFF

>>55708947
Get on knees NOW

0

0

THEY DID IT

>>55708947
Kneel. Now.

This game is so fucked lmao

Hard carrying with Mori

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if the enemy is better than you mechanically, go for the objective
really good fight at the endgame

The Kiara bait worked

>>55708947
apologize.

Mori and Fauna!!

DOUBTERS KNEEL

>>55708195
>>55708258
>>55708576
>>55708825

The rayquaza is all that matters. WOO

NONE OF YOU BELIEVED IN MORI FOR SHAME

Now way they did it what a comeback

>coin flip rayquaza
>win
nice game

Fauna, I kneel.

fauna was probably keeping a mental note and knew if ID scored once in the end they'd loose

WHITES WIN

>>55708947
>they were never gonna win, the fuck you are talking about, the most she can aspire for is being the mvp of her team
apologize

>>55708825
oh nonononono

>>55709401
gomenasorry sapbeat
i'll strip down and get the oil

COMEBACK QUEENS
FUCK THE DOUBTERS

>>55709474
story of solo queue

>>55708947

>>55709401
I didn't doubt her. She was lingering in lanes too long but that was about it

ID really F'd up going after Ame & Kiara, why would a tank have points

so what happens if ID beats JP here? do they go again?

>>55708947
naked dogeza
Now

>>55709401
This. I kneel.

>>55709761
Higher total score wins.

>>55709474
Welcome to Pokemon Unite

>>55709735
Ame actually did have points, she didnt turn in after rayquaza.

>>55709861
cringe. not hype at all.

>>55709761
The winner is whoever has the most points in the end between their two games. So EN is 712 while JP is already at 550+

Can you secure the rayquaza with a true damage spell like other mobas?

How would you guys rate EN? Like are they a defensive team? It seems both ID and JP are very aggressive.

>>55709955
They both did, but nothing compared to Mori

>>55710209
They're the Fauna team.

No matter what happens now, I'm proud of the girls, we predicted total EN destruction, and they scored a win and didn't go 600 points difference in their loss. No one can say they threw.

Not to get over zealous here but I think the JP game was winnable if they didn't give up early. They would have to win one more team fight but the point gap was close enough that a cheeky dunk in bonus time could have closed the gap.

I'll have to watch the vod again. Super proud of these girls for trying.

So basically we can still win the whole thing if this game is a low score deadlock?

I'm watching Fauna's stream since she sounds to me like EN Watame

>>55710455
It was easily winnable. They just needed 2 full dunks to nearly tie

Looks like JP can easily combat Kaela

>>55710515
>we
you're not playing

Pekora is ruthless!

>>55710580
KNEEL

>>55710655
I am literally fauna

>>55710701
Konfauna

>>55710701
Omg Fauna! Big fan btw

>>55710209
Sloppy but showed they could make it work if they actually put in the time

I hope fauna has good life and it feels like she is very grounded as a person (except for the vtuber thing)

>>55710701
Fauna I love you

is this game like heroes of the storm where farm goes to the whole team?

this is brutal

Guys, you told me ID was good, what is happening?

>>55710926
No

>>55710880
I hope fauna strips down in front of me and lets me lick her entire body after a long dota session

>>55710701
Fauna!

>>55711041
They getting dunked relying too much on Kaela losing all the points

The ID comeback?

ROSHAN HAS FALLEN TO THE RADIANT

Don't cheer for ID, Kiara, you want them to lose.

>>55711041
kyle cant do everything by herself

>>55711343
welcome to sea
every game is a fucking comeback it's exhausting

>>55711041
They have Kaela locked down.
This is bad for Kaela

>>55711414
If it's by points in the end it doesn't really matter to EN, since they won't win either way

>>55711041
Nevermind, they killed Rayquaza

>>55711045
This is my post

>>55711580
We can fight for it or we can share. Up to you.

>>55711045
Fauna's sweaty gamer pits

>>55711504
It's by score only if you tie wins, if JP won it would be 2JP > 1EN > 0ID meaning EN 2nd place

>>55711045
100% both at all times

EN = Grass
JP = Fire
ID = Water

>>55711505
They shutdown Kaela Ollie had free paths

>I saw so many people saying EN is gonna get destroyed
She here

Sowwy fow doubting you fauna!
Congwats on the macwo win!
Get fucked Asian mechanicsfags!

>>55712102
She is, but "EN is gonna get slaughtered" was pretty uniform across all the parts of the fanbase I saw, including twitter and the subreddit.

Did they win?

>>55712102
I never thought they were gonna be destroyed but still believe they are not gonna win the whole thing

>>55712295
They won my heart.

It's time for Hololive to get permissions for League of Legends and do crossover/collab with Hololive skins.

>>55712471
They have lol perms

>>55711985
Fuana?
Pekora?
Kobo?

>>55712471
>moba
kys

NA/EN clutching against SEA when they were the underdogs wasn't something I had on my bingo cards. Good job.

>>55712471
I'd like to see it. But it doesn't seem like the kind of thing Riot would go for.

>>55712102
She definitely isn't. She's afraid of most websites.

>>55712471
They've had permissions for ages

>>55712471
>moba
fuck off, I would rather see them play fps

>>55712797
both those things already happen you gay retard

>>55712797
No thanks. Please no more Apex Legends, Valorant, or CS:GO.

ID BTFO

they did so well, they won two ranks!

oof... finally punished...

Damn the won 2 places, go team!

It's over...

Wait, did they get 2nd or 3rd?

>Top 3
They did well

>>55713212
They got 3nd

>>55712888
I never said that they have never happened before

>>55713212
3rd

bros... it's faunover...

>>55709147
>>55709259
>>55709352
>>55709506
>>55709652
>>55709778
Y'all were saying?

>>55713212
3rd but the gap between them is honestly not huge

>>55713212
Fauna was so cracked that she got them both 2nd and 3rd place. Their real place is 3rd, but I'm pretty impressed they were close.

>>55712370
This. They went 1/1, it should have never been based off of points

At least it wasn't an abysmal difference as people was expecting at the start...

>>55713387
About one rayquaza gap you could say

If only they got those 2 dunks in the 1st game

>>55713366
I didnt want to quote them but seeing that you did the job for me
get fucked

FAUNA MVP

>>55713366
They won a game. You're the one who said they weren't gonna win anything. Get back on your knees and apologize.

FAUNA SWEEP

You can't spell Fauna without saying MVP.

Fauna wins MVP for EN

FAUNA SWEEP

go Fauna go!

Most Valuable Fauna!

FAUNA EN MVP!!

>>55712797
FauAme TF2 arc when

CALLI GOT CHEATED

>>55713716
3rd place

>>55713820
She did. She even got more MVPoints than Fauna

>>55713843
>points

>>55713843
Top 3.

They sound so “excited” about this lmao

>>55713716
You can't beat me, the universe may have reorganised itself to make me wrong, but it's been doing that my entire life. As I scuttle around under my luxury, 3 bedroom rock, screeching in the lost language of the SEA, I once again will move the goal posts. I learnt early how to ignore the burning hot tears leaking from my eyes, you think you can defeat me? That which is already defeated cannot be defeated again!

>>55714206
Prepare your betting!

>Tomorrow November 11th
Kronii tf did you do???

>peru

>>55714351
My birthday is tomorrow?!

>>55714401
der peruvian

>>55712471
>>KDA
Anon rito has their own virtual idols...

>>55714401
el peruANO

>>55714558
Time for a Hololive vs KDA collab dance battle!

>>55713820
>>55713893
Mori was MVP of the second match. Fauna was MVP of the first match, they gave her MVP of EN because of that and the support.

Does anyone have a running tally of every award Fauna has won in her hololive gaming career?

>>55714308
I'm betting I won't watch

>>55714690
ywah
1, smelliest

Every branch won a match, it's the best outcome for Holo, points and final ranking are secondary.

now that ITS OVER I think I will watch nerissa's latest stream

This made me want to install League again. Something about a good team fight really gets the juices going.

>>55715187
That baby? All me

>>55715516
I'm proud of you, son.

>>55715399
Resist, don't tempt the devil, you know it's not worth it.

>>55715399
your first game will have someone getting caught out before baron and when you try to flip elder drake your jungler won't smite. it's not worth it anon, don't give in.

>>55715187
October 2022 vibes

>>55715399
ASSFAGGOTS are all miserable time-wasters just like this website.

>>55714696
>GoI speedrun
>metronome tournament
>hitman freelancer in a single stream
>egghunt Fauna sweep
>Pokemon unite MVP of EN

>>55715953
mariomaker win

>>55715147
Scripted

from IRyS i think i heard in the ending that there are no more perms for unite.

winning the tournament by points instead of victories was a bit weird....

>>55716109
no more perms? like they can't stream it anymore again?

>>55716683
https://youtu.be/Ux2onppKUAE?t=5659

anyone baking?

>>55716109
Retarded, at least few girls would feel pumped by the tournament to play casually some more, free advertising.

Does anyone have fauna screenshots you can post? I lost my fauna images and need more fauna pics preasu.

>>55717247
I have plenty.

>>55717247
I have 1400~ images in my Fauna folder

>>55717247
>>55717303

new thread
>>55717475

>>55715187
>we have Fauna at home
>Fauna at home...