/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55639018
Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxyS3lRyktA

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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Ignore bait, report bait.
Doomposters are cringe.

>>55639113
Fauna rides my face
Shiori rides my cock
They switch positions every 30 minutes

>>55639127
I don't like this Shiori. Change the channel.

What books have you all been reading? Found a copy of the Laws of Power online and feel like turning from a gosling to a bateman

>>55639072
I know a way!

It's over GFEniggers. The Yuri Age has begun.

>>55639046
Cons, unironically cons.

I started my Shiori fanfic from the end and don't really know where to start/don't think I'll ever write anything good enough to get noticed by her.

>>55639168
No way fag.

>>55639170
Are con orgies worth it?
Y/N?

>>55639143
Index GT vol5.

>>55639195
N

>>55639195
I think I'm going to vomit at the mere suggestion

>>55639186
Shiori WILL spread her legs for Rissa.

>>55639143
that book is sociopathic

How come, Shiori, who's certified giga-mega straight, can list off girls she'd date in vidya while still retaining her straightness, but if I were to list off guys I'd date in vidya there is not a soul alive that would consider me anything other than a raging faggot?

>>55639195
Anon, if you just want to get laid there's probably better ways of going about that.

>>55639231
Eh not really, I finished the table of contents and the preface which summarized the laws and it wasn't shocking to me. More like how the real world works, if anything it's more surprising to me that people think this book is le evil. Some people really do live in a bubble.

>>55639143
Becoming a manipulative sociopath so you can pretend to be cool is really cringe

Novella, My Beloved Novella

>>55639133
and they've both eaten meals with dairy and beans

>>55639112
Yeah, the thing is that she understands that collabs are a group effort. Unlike solo streams, it's not just about you, so you should try to give the spotlight to your partner if they want to speak. It may seem like a simple thing but it makes a huge difference in practice.
Awkwardness tends to happen when you have two people who both just do their own thing and don't naturally mesh. You can bridge that gap with some effort, but it takes conscious thought.
Anyway, I'm sure Shiori will appreciate that and reciprocate eventually. She's a smart girl.

>>55639195
Difficult to get invited to unless you know people and honestly very often it's not even something you would WANT to do.
I've done cosplay for almost a decade and my answer is always that you should meet girls at con raves and room parties. Also applicable is singling out girls you meet at panels, but that's a much higher risk of getting shot down.

>>55639274
I don't want to be cool I want to climb the soulless corporate ladder

>>55639218
I am still scarred by that persona orgy video that blew up on twitter

>>55639243
Anon, I'd fuck your ass raw and I consider myself giga straight

>>55639224
>It's the first year anniversary of Advent
>Nerissa has tried exactly 84 collabs to try and get something out of Shiori
>Shiori still no way fags her
>>55639243
Because just about all of her female choices are basically androgynous or considered the "Princely female" aka tomboy, character.
Mikasa? Kyuubei? You get the idea.

>>55639243
You're not a girl so it's gay, anyways as a straight man if i were a girl I'd date Robert Pattinson or Jake Gyllenhaal

>>55639317
Why are people with my hobbies so fucking disgusting.

>>55639283
No you sick fuck they haven't eaten all day so they can smell clean and not shit on my face. You disgust me

>>55639274
>manipulative sociopath
Everyone has ulterior motives even if they're not aware of it. The book is more of a collection of red-flag warnings rather than a "how to be a sociopath for dummies".

>>55639264
>he believes he can learn how the real world works by reading a book

>>55639317
>persona orgy video
Link?

I will make the world a better place for Shiori to live in, by getting rid of the maniacal people in positions of power

>>55639170
Another applicable answer but much more gay and frowned upon.
Unironically getting into chinkslop gacha vidya and joining discords that do discord meetups.
But nobody is that desperate because that also means dealing with long distance unless you know how to close the gap permanently and you trust not being cheated on.

>>55639341
>if i were a girl I'd date Robert Pattinson or Jake Gyllenhaal
No, you wouldn't because you would be a landwhale fujo with zero chances of scoring with dudes like them.

>>55639412
Quite literally, yes. The culmination of humanity's understanding of math and physics, which literally describe the universe, is found in books that date millennia.

>>55639467
>chinkslop gacha
This. Zoomer girls fucking LOVE Genshin.

>>55639489
We're talking about a pop-culture book that gives "hacks" on how to manipulate people, not actual scientific books.

>>55639143
I'm starting LotR Book VI today. I'm usually not someone who reads for a long time at a time, but I made it all the way from The Siege of Gondor to The Black Gate Opens two days ago.

Schizo rambling ignore.
I don't know what to think about the fanfic reading stream. Like, it'll be great. But, for all of the possible lovey-dovey words and situations she might read, those are, well, someone else's words. I don't know, just feels like if Shiori was going to spoil me or whisper words or love into my ear, I'd want them to come from her, and not some random who on xitter

>>55639442
No unless you want to see a landwhale being plowed by freakishly skinny white men who like the Goddess Bunny

>>55639507
Zoomer girls, goth girls, autistic girls, smart girls, even some lonely boomers.
They ALL love hoyoslop. Especially asians both good and bad.

>>55639541
Get fucking writing then nigga

Looking cool jokee

>>55639143
Been reading a self help book because I'm a fuckup

>>55639482
No Anon I'd be an anorexic fujo

>>55639566
Those would still be my words, not hers.

Anons, if not male collabs, what do you guys think she meant from the statement at the end of her debut? There's no way she thinks she can do both GFE and male collabs, but since she seems to want to do GFE I have literally no idea what she's thinking.

>>55639541
Not schizo, it's understandable.
We got a lot of time though before we get some more personalized ASMR from her. Gotta remember it has been barely any time since debut and they're all still in "building rapport with the audience" mode. This is highly fan-interactive content.
Also the good stuff will probably be in member streams.

>>55639489
You're so naive. It's like I'm speaking to myself 20 years ago.
Let's just say that there are things that cannot be easily translated into text, that only experience can teach. Math and physics are great, don't get me wrong, but they don't tell the whole story.
I guess I should be expecting this in a book-nerd split, but still.

>>55639563
>/gig/ refugee
I am so going to fucking make it bros

>>55639612
Why are you reading a female self help book anon. Shouldn't you read a man self help book? Different genders usually need self help in different ways

>>55639647
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.

>>55639541
When she said "I love you," do you really think she was talking to (You) instead of saying it to 10k people?

>>55639660
Grit is female?

>>55639467
I've done long distance, where do i find this? Will i get made fun of for not putting money into an account?

>>55639681
But that was totally unprompted and something she thought up, right? That's kind of what I mean.

>>55639702
No, a lot of them are broke ass kids.

>>55639681
she was talking to me specifically

>>55639614
Based. Still not getting that Pattinson dick though.

>>55639446
There's only one solution

>>55639316
As you noticed, a lot of the stuff in that book is common sense if you're attentive, skeptical, and distrusting of people. Its shock value lies in the way it was presented, and the publicity it got from being banned in prisons boosted the perception of it being a handbook for sociopaths.

Remembering the laws will come in handy when negotiating for shit with clear power structures, like negotiating salary with your boss, or any situation where people are trying to sell you something. Just avoid leaning on it too much with interpersonal relationships.

>>55639688
I don't know anon, Angela Duckworth sounds like a really female name

>>55639702
No but you need to at least know the game to a considerable level to not look like a dumb retard that's obviously pretending.
If you go for the convention route then all you need is a nice smile, look approachable (read: not like you're coming out of a crypt for the first time in 800 years) and to be able to hold a conversation. You'll either come home with a date or some numbers to call.
t. filthy flip living in aus and attending cons for a while.

>>55639785
Angela Duckworth is a pop-sci hack and the majority of psychology fails the most basic standard of science, reproducibility

>>55639741
kek

>>55639647
Well it all does start with observation and application, I get that. It's just the best example I can think of that can describe the world in text, albeit through a mechanical lens which makes many assumptions to simplify the concept.

>>55639749
>Just avoid leaning on it too much with interpersonal relationships
Exactly. The problem is when retards read books and think they're now geniuses, then apply the principles in completely incompatible situations and get surprised when it blows up in their faces. Imagine using the book to fix your marriage for example. Disaster.

>>55639860
>able to hold a conversation
thats hard desu

>>55639681
I don't think directing it at the audience in general is what that anon is on about, I think he's talking about a situation where receiving affection from Shiori where she's reading from a script someone else wrote might feel like somewhat ill-gotten gains.

>>55639702
>>55639860
Genshin is piss easy, it's literally made for women and children. You don't need to put any money in, just play it for a month or two and you should be set.

>>55640009
After playing FEH for several years I have a theory that they make male premium units stronger because women are bad at games
Not to say there aren't OP female units, but when there's male powercreep it tends to have more lasting power

>>55640009
I feel like I would become a porn addict if I play genshin

>>55639860
>>55640009
Genshin or Honkai?
I'd prefer to play whatever is atleast a bit more entertaining.

>>55640009
Genshin or staying single, which is worse?

>>55640061
Why let that stop you?

>>55639619
Before the big Discord meltdown in reaction to this I thought she meant that she might be collaborating with people who are outside the Vtubing Industry and might not be familiar with the Culture. Like maybe VN Developers or even a Western Author.

>>55640075
Genshin is BOTW clone, Honkai is turn-based.

Okay so we know that playing shitty games makes you desirable to women, now how do i find these discord meetups? Do people really meet strangers from discord servers? Sounds really expensive to fly to meet a bunch of strangers too.

>>55639619
I thought it just meant that she's not going to force someone to collab with her just because other people think they'd fit together, because she's mostly interested in collabing with friends and the more you see someone the more likely they are to be a friend.

>>55640075
Genshin has more to do. Honkai (star rail) makes you think a bit more.
Both are ok but I prefer Honkai cuz you can do exploration in other vidya like zelda elden ring or witcher3

>>55640105
The part where she mentioned she'll play games with friends felt like literally just random friends she knows that have never streamed or aren't vtubers, the part where she said potential friends did feel confusing, like what does that entail? Can i be a potential friend?

>>55639949
My point is more than you should take any self-help book like this with a grain of salt. No one book will teach you "how the world works", because that's way too broad a subject. The key to knowledge is having the wisdom (usually borne from real-life experience) to temper the words on the page into something useful.
If you read an axiom like "never give anything for free" and then internalize that without context, it'll probably lead to trouble in the future. The world is very complicated and always context-dependent.

All the small things
True care, truth brings
I'll take one lift
Your ride, best trip

Always, I know
You'll be at my show
Watching, waiting
Commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home

>>55640144
Yes but the more affordable option (but isn't based on when you want) is conventions.
As I said before just look presentable, you can cosplay for bonus points but it's unneeded as long as you heavily know the content you're cosplaying as.

No one mentions arknights or azure lane. Are those worse?

>>55640195
To me, it felt like she was alluding to Pending, but I'm just not sure how the hell that fits in with her doing GFE.

I'll only accept a FEH gf who can appreciate my 5 star Hector

>>55640228
azur lane is a coomer game, arknights requires too much brain power for the average yume

>>55640061
The game itself is pretty tame in terms of fanservice.

>>55640075
I'd go Genshin personally since it's open-world and pretty to look at.

limbabs.....

>>55640249
As long as she still does zatsus once a week, tells me that she loves me, and the collab partners are entertaining, i don't care how many males she plays with

>>55640228
Those games don't pander as heavily to anons target demographic of women.
With the aforementioned hoyoslop, there's lots of husbandos, Shiorin is literal proof. Zaion too if you wanna look over the vtuber pond.

>playing gacha
Why? Just masturbate to the pictures online.

>>55640228
Those are boygames desu
If you go to a con you'll see probably about 40% Genshin, 30% Demon Slayer, and 20% Popular shounen or hit seasonals, with a final 10% being unique cosplay ranging from games to vtubers and anime classics to less popular seasonals.

>>55640195
>Can I be a friend
I actually think this is possible. However, you aren’t going to like it. Remember Shiori also said that her role model is Moominmamma. She’s going to try to meme you into going outside and getting a flesh girlfriend.

>>55640312
Wingman Shiori sounds great

>>55640257
the girl I knew didn't end up being my gf but appreciated my Grima/fell Robin.
Good times.

>>55640289
I regret to inform you Pending is painfully unfunny
Probably wouldn't have minded a Vesper collab but he's dead now

>>55640312
>You get to interact personally with Shiori
>She rejects your advances, encourages you to talk to other people, wants you to get a girlfriend and genuinely wants you to be happy

>>55640228
Hoyoverse panders to the female gaze, most gachas do not. (At least to the same extent.)

>>55640249
That would be an unmitigated disaster, GFE or not.

>>55640306
my favorite cunny from BA isn't popular with porn artists

>>55639619
>what do you guys think she meant from the statement at the end of her debut?
I'd have to assume she had to have watched Myth and Council before she decided to apply for Holo and probably knows that her personality wont mesh well with the others and probably doesn't want to get closer with some.

>>55640361
Should've never gotten a Pako skin. Poor man got the same curse as Sana

>>55640306
Read the thread, we're talking about how to pick up autists like Shiori online.

>>55640383
I didn't consider this until now, but it is a good point. A lot of holos just don't seem like they'd be too great with Shiorin in a 1 on 1 scenario.

fucking bug eating freak weirdo

>>55640343
>>55640362
>the fleshwomen end up rejecting you anyway, locked firmly in the friendzone from all sides
Y-yeah, what a great deal...!

>>55639860
Any advice on interactions?
I'm not inexperienced but after four years of working without many opportunities for dating outside of the rare con I've gone full robot autism. Trying to entertain new folks is a complete disaster with my brand of autism.

>>55640414
Shiori has pretty much already mentioned everyone that she would do well with, so I'd say she's at least good at picking them out

>>55640500
you did make a friend though

>>55640500
Silly anon, after years of her trying to set me up with a woman we'll find out that we're actually perfect for each other. Just like in Toradora.

>>55640510
She said she got those from the community. I'm glad, both Mumei and Fauna seem like good fits. (Though I have no idea how an actual Mumei collab will look like.)

>>55640362
>and genuinely wants you to be happy
That'd be nice, even if she ends up turning you down, having someone who wants the best for me would be nice.

What are the chances of a cute eastern orthodox weeb? Am i doomed into settling?

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOU'RE ALREADY A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD

I MISS YOUUU

>>55639153
Brilliant.

Take it from an anon with experience.
Dating a Shiori-like girl is extremely rough.
Assuming autistic and adhd, you'll have to
>Be able to put up with long amounts of time with little to no interaction
If she's passionate about something and directs her hyperfocus to it, you don't exist, food and water doesn't exist, you have to take a risk and break her focus just to remind her to eat and she may never get it back for the rest of the day
>You will have to be there when things go wrong
Sudden 3am nightmare? Can't sleep? In pain from something? You have work at 6? Too bad, get up and tend to her
>When she's upset you will be gaslit and lead around with constant hard to get / figure out what you did wrong yourself
And you're not allowed to be mad either or you'll make things worse, this is the most infuriating but I swallow it down and try to be as calm as I can
>What are you rewarded with for all this?
The greatest loyalty, fits of love bombing, very cute and happy moments where you will want to say "I don't want to die, I want to experience this forever"

>>55640598
Anon, you dissociated there.

>>55640661
A good life has a balance of pains and pleasure

>>55640549
From personal experience, that seldom works out. Women dislike being friends with someone who they know are romantically interested in them, even if you totally accept your role and never mention it again.

>>55640558
That's a pleasant fantasy.

>>55640661
Nobody's perfect.

>>55640661
I feel like Shiorin at least wouldn't have emotional fits and nightmares that make her act crazy like that at least, cause as much as people like to say she's crazy, she actually seems really stable

>>55640661
I feel like I'm like this and I'm not autistic or ADHD, I'm just menhera.

I like the concept of Shiori in my head more than actual Shiori

>>55640414
if my schizopost israel, then mems who decide that they'd be not great with her just by watching her clips or streams and not actually interacting/talking with her offline then judge her are missing out

>>55640623
Romania.

>>55640768
Didn't she already allude to taking a break to take some medication? Shiori has some level of problems which I will not even begin to speculate.

>>55640509
First is approachability.
Go talk to yourself in a mirror for 3 minutes. Observe your face as you do, are you scowling? Does your smile look genuine? Try to soften how you look when you talk. A good smile, eyes that say "I'm interested in what you have to say" and body language like hand movements go a long way already.
>actual talking points
If you meet up with a girl that's interested in the same thing as you, aka genuinely getting into hoyoslop and playing and learning about it, talking points come naturally and you'll bounce off each other naturally.

>>55640800
Some anons have some rather interesting takes on her, it's rather sweet.

>>55640661
Anon, have you ever been in a normal relationship before? It's no walk in the park either.

>>55640661
Eh pretty much like my last relationship of 7 years and she was a solid 8/10 on the normalfag mental spectrum.

>The greatest loyalty, fits of love bombing, very cute and happy moments where you will want to say "I don't want to die, I want to experience this forever"

Except this part, I want this part oh FUCK why is life pain aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Any good reads by philosophers?

Once you do get a cute gf, the key to keeping her is to sneakily attach a nicotine patch to her skin without her noticing so she thinks she's addicted to you and feels crazy when you're not around, when it's just nicotine withdrawals

>>55640824
She takes tea breaks, not med breaks. And the 9-day break is due to family.

>>55640833
>just bee urself :^)

>>55640895
read The Myth of Sisyphus - Camus
entry level (sort of, there are many lectures of course)

>>55640768
That's the medicated Shiori you're looking at, as the other anon mentioned she's hinted at needing a break, likely to retake the adhd meds.
>>55640866
Unironically no, I've been with 2 autistic women, not because I thought they were easy (common normalfag women are easier) but because i clickes extremely well with them.
Being woken up at 4am to take care of my autistic gf who had a really bad nightmare and she's a sobbing mess and she begs me to not let go of her for a while is something I wouldn't expect from a normal girl but I could be wrong

>>55640900
Based sociopath anon with the real tips.

>>55640948
yes

>>55640833
Thanks for the advice! One thing I'd really like to know is, what about taking it further, to position yourself as an object of attraction? I've been told multiple times in the past that I either take things too fast or take them so slowly I'm mistaken for being uninterested. That sort of thing has always baffled me.

>>55640889
This. Normal women are absolutely not better. The best you can get is a smart introspective woman who can control her emotions, anything else will sabotage the relationship, and make up false shit about the relationship when things are going sour

>>55640903
>She takes tea breaks, not med breaks

I will agree most are just breaks to pee, chill, destress, scream at bathroom mirror, whatever. However, some are clearly medication breaks as evidenced by the sperging and tangents drastically reducing shortly after the break.

>>55639336
>Because just about all of her female choices are basically androgynous or considered the "Princely female" aka tomboy, character.
>Mikasa? Kyuubei? You get the idea.
Wait, shit, those are my type of girls too... Fuck, am I a faggot!?

>>55640833
>talk to yourself in a mirror for 3 minutes
So the Sims was onto something by making charisma go up by talking to the mirror?

I would like to thank those who recommended lower back exercises, they feel great

Shiori is making it really hard for me to commit to giving up on women as people & reducing them to porn objects

>>55640895
The Tractatus helped me feel a lot better about my own inadequacies at connecting with others and made me an overall more empathetic person. It's a difficult read though and you should definitely have a YT professor or something to walk you through it.

>>55641052
You should try lower back muscle stretches too, STRETCH and HOLD that shit, post orgasm feeling, good stuff

Before getting a gf you should work on becoming desirable. Get a job, stop jerking off, become funny

>>55640972
>Unironically no
Then it makes sense that you chalk it up to autism instead of just women being women.
Of course, there are all kinds and not every woman is like this, but it's not exclusive to autists.

>>55641116
You say this but some of us have already managed that and just can't undo our level of social retardation. People who know me love me, but I can never talk to someone new. Even my job helps me avoid other people.

>>55640998
I dunno about that. Same thing happens to me when I play with my friends and take a pee break. When I come back it's like something has changed, I'm no longer in the zone, I forgot what we were talking about, I've noticed how late it is, etc.

My wife Shiorin will be so proud of me!

>>55641116
>Get a jo
done
>stop jerking off
What kind of meme is this?
>become funny
I'm done.

>>55640984
That one comes with experience and knowing what your partner wants.
My friend had a breakup because he took things too slowly, even when i told him straight up "Your girl wants to be taken on a date, she wants to be complimented and she wants to have sex"
I spoke to her a total of two times and some key giveaways were the perfume she'd wear and how her hair was done. She worked hard on her appearance for him and he was totally oblivious to it.
I can't really give the best advice here as ymmv but just know your partner then spot any differences. Does she smell nicer? Is she wearing something she normally doesn't? Comment on it, notice her efforts.
If it's more for first time meeting with girls then that's probably a lot harder, but focus on the sensory things, did she do her hair well? Did she dress to impress? etc.

>>55641153
I never said it would get you a gf, it's just preferable so you don't scare them away or make them feel embarrassed

>>55641116
That's really unhelpful advice, but you probably knew that already.

What would Shiori think about Jonestown?

>>55641185
>>stop jerking off
>What kind of meme is this?
Well it'll help you look at them as real humans as your brain slowly rewires. You should also just try to make friends with women too instead of dating them. Of course if there's only stupid women around you it'll backfire

>>55640661
I'm the menhera in the relationship and I have sabotaged every relationship I have been in, mostly without realizing it

>>55641124
Fair enough. I haven't been with a normal girl yet and probably won't.
It's perfectly possible for a normal woman to go through everything I just said and still love bomb you and stay loyal to you. I don't really know how much greener the grass is there.
What I do know is unless proven wrong, Shiori hits all the marks of someone suffering adhd at a minimum to both adhd and autism at most.

>>55641204
I feel like women's insistence on non-verbal communication is the cause of a lot of breakups.
>OMG why did he not notice my new perfume? He HATES me now???

The hardest part is finding a woman who loves you and has a father

Wait I looked away for an hour what the hell's going on in here? Where's the GFEfags and the goslings?
I love Shiorin!

>>55641280
Where did you learn this broscience?

>>55641346
We're trying to figure out how to get a Shiorin, the tulpas she gave us already melted away

>>55641346
shiorin cute
shiorin love

>>55641116
>stop jerking off
Wrong, I jerk it together with my gf all the time

>>55641328
As someone that has heard the horror stories. I've never experienced it with autistic women. Yes they may feel bad if you didn't notice, but they'll never take it out on you unless you actively tell her it fucking sucks and she wasted her time.
Meanwhile my mate got shit just for not realizing his girl wore a different nail polish that was still red, just a slightly different shade.

>>55641340
truth
and doesn't have children
the one girl that loved me and was kinda cute had a child

>>55641368
Experience. If you treat women normally they like you more and if I'm not thinking i want to fuck them constantly it's a lot easier to do that

I'm going to fuck Shiorin in Koikatsu.

>>55641346
You complained so much that we went into a different, more depressing topic! Are you proud of us?

>>55641346
Wait a couple of hours. I love her.

>>55641346
Shiori cute

>>55641397
Ah, so self-projection.

I watched the collab and it was less of a cringefest than I expected.

I wish Shiori streamed as much as the dogs

>>55641328
>OMG why did he not notice my new perfume? He HATES me now???

Much love from Kazakhstan

>>55641424
gosling looks good in cowboy wear

>>55641346
i love shiorin too as much as my gf loves altare.

>>55641453
It was more of a cuckfest

>>55641451
Yes, it worked

All this talk about coom and sex, I just want hugs and cuddles all day long

>>55641500
Okay, but what about hugs and cuddles and kisses and handholding after sex?

>>55641500
You have many anons that can provide you that Shiorin.

>Shiorin LOVE
>Shiorin CUTE
>Shiorin SEX

No, Shiorin RAPE

>>55641500
I want cuddles and smooches post coitus

>>55641500
I want to hug and cuddle you all day long too Shiori

>>55641346
>tfw you will think we're different posters again next time we start GFE and goslingposting

>>55641520
What if she consents to roleplay rape?Can you turn into a bad guy for her?

>>55641404
Glad you recognized me
And I'm glad novelites are developing healthy alternatives incase GFE doesn't pan out!

I don't need sex, i don't even need hugs and cuddles, i just need someone who'll watch movies like Come and See with me once a week

I'll give you what you need, Shiorin

>>55641533
>goslingposters and /soc/posters are the same people
I'm not surprised at all

>>55641500
Shiorin... I want to be held...

>>55641545
Heh, that's where you're wrong. I'll just pine for her unrequited.

>>55641581
I like that you'll get bored of Shiori soon & we'll only have to tolerate your whiny ass for 2 weeks max

>>55641542
>What if she consents to roleplay rape?

They always say this until you start hitting them and engaging in unlubricated violent anal penetration, then its back to good old rape.

Don't want a gf cause last time i got one i dropped Fauna. I want to keep Shiori, the flesh women are cruel

>>55641545
Anon, why do you think I want GFE? There is no alternative for me.

Dry anal with Shiori!

>>55641500
Don't be that person and don't purvey any lesser proclivities ever. You're not alone. It is written: There is nothing in this world worth experiencing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRauQdm1jP4

>>55641625
find a girl that watches male vtubers so that you dont drop Shiori.
>>55641614
Safe words exist for a reason. Say the safe word, calm the fuck down.

If GFE with Shiorin failed, you can GFE with me then!

>>55641656
That one video of the Chinese girl screaming in pain from consensual dry anal is so good

>>55641610
Why would I get bored of her? She could filter me but goslings would get filtered first if she went there.

>>55641684
because you like the thread more than you like Shiori

>>55641663
>Safe words exist for a reason

???????

Let me repeat my initial statement.

Shiorin RAPE

>>55641663
Can a Flayon girl and a Shiori boy truly get along?

>>55641642
I want GFE too, but I'm not putting all of my chips on it. I don't want a repeat of EN past who played with the idea only to drop it out of some sort of personal repulsion or obligation. As I've said, I really think her secret stream and ASMR stream tomorrow will decide the path she takes.

>>55641711
My safe phrase is "RAPE ME HARDER!"

>>55641671
Okay anon, i need you to go on an autistic tangent for an hour straight but make it cute and endearing, call me darling, and tell me that you love me at the end

>ewwww goslings... moids are so GROSS shiori should be a DYKE like me!!
Shut the fuck up f*male.

>Shiori

>>55641710
idk but my gf likes watching altare and gets giggly happy when i watch him with her.
Then she watched shiori with me on the parasite stream and asked if i see shiori in her.

>>55641581
Based bitchposter, if only we could all be as entertained by complaining as you.

>>55641671
Do this >>55641750 but then also dress in cute goth attire(But not trying too hard!)

>>55641733
that and not the secret stream before she goes?

>>55641770
why do you always sperg about /soc/ and roasties? Did someone hurt you in the past, incel?

>>55641733 (You)
>>55641819
>As I've said, I really think her secret stream and ASMR stream tomorrow will decide the path she take

>>55641782
I hope your gf doesn't start overthinking after seeing Shiori

>>55641807
You're basically describing another anon /here/ at that point.

>>55641838
Do words mean anything to you or do you just like the way they sound

>>55641671
BFE != GFE, sorry.

>>55641733
Yeah, I'm with you. After this week we'll know for sure. I'll just be glad to be out of this limbo where I don't know what to expect.

Well guys, the female got mad. Now she has to make it everyone else's problem, as is the female tradition.

>>55641672
Sousu?

>>55641847
She's thankfully not hypocritical so she knows if she has a problem then i have all rights to have a problem with her watching altare.
Honestly i use to view it as cheating but we talked about it and she thought it was too until the talk then we both decided, fuck it, watch who we want, it won't affect our relationship

I don't care if she's insufferable, I'd date the female novelite

I only want Shiori.

>>55641903
I meant more that she might try to act more like shiorin or question herself because she isn't more like shiorin. I've had something like that happen in the past, very annoying. Yours sounds more stable though

>>55641936
real and straight
>>55641918
fake and gay

>>55641888
Truly a tale old as time, maybe older

>>55641958
Oh.
Nah that won't ever happen.
I asked one time if she'd prefer if I cosplayed as altare and got the hardest no of my life.
Blending the lines between reality and entertainment was a big nono to her.

>>55641800
You mean if only you could be as entertained by posting about vtubers as you are by blogging about your gay little life. I hate kroniggers so much it's unreal.

>>55641888
Imagine how cool society could be if women were rational sentient beings with fully developed brains.

>>55641116
My mom says I'm funni.

>>55642037
We wouldn't need vtubers...

>>55642021
I'm sorry you are so uninteresting

>>55642053
It's... perfect?....

>>55642053
No Shiori? I'll take the inherent mental illness that women come with thank you very much

>>55641500
You heard /here/

>>55642021
Be the change you want to see then, you retarded newfag. Complaining only makes people more spiteful.

>36 IPs talking to each other

>>55641886

>>55642184
We're all good friends here Shiori

>complains about gfe related to shiori
>ok let's swap to how to get in a relationship
>complains about that too
I swear if the topic is changed to books or working out and there's even more complaints, idk what to say.
>>55642184
First time in dead hours? It's been like this almost every day when we aren't being raided by dramaniggers.

>>55642053
Indeed, but we have to accept reality for what it is, not what it could be.

>>55642184
Gorilla stream!

>>55642184
OK I'm talking to you instead shiori

Shiorin HATE

Nursing handjobs from Shiori

>>55641642
>>55641733
>>55641886
I think GFE is back on the menu after tonight actually, the thumbnail for the upcoming stream and the I love you to chat at the end of the stream seemed to be a little self aware of her own distance. She could just be warming up to it and finding a good pace, or even just not fully comfortable yet.

>>55642139
hall monitor schizo will be angry at anything he cannot contribute meaningful thoughts to, just like the time he called everything /pol/ shit. This time it is calling simple relationship advice /soc/ shit

>>55642365
It's a woman, so not surprising that it doesn't understand literally anything that's being discussed from anons discussing their feelings.

>>55642365
Maybe ID4 debuts and she'll latch on to a new toy.

>>55642365
>>55642403
>>55642427
>a woman hates librarian anon because women hate other women

>>55642184
I'm fairly certain I've had good talks with bitchanon on other topics, it's just that he always has to go and be a little bitch when a topic comes up that he dislikes. Then he schizos into the assumption I'm part of some other fanbase or ethnicity he hates in order to cope.
Honestly, I'm ashamed to admit it, but I think he might be a fellow sapling. You sometimes get the same weird topic-policing behavior in /uuu/

>>55641656
>>55641672
>>55641711
Go back to getting The J. Edgar Hoover Building hit with the Satan II missile like a good Little, FBI.

>>55642454
This is a good rrat.

>>55642403
It's weird how you try to pin yourself as a woman, dude. Who are you fooling?

>>55642454
school monitor x librarian anon yuri uwweeeeh

>>55642037
I love when women are a bit unhinged. like Nietzsche said "The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything."

>>55642333
Yeah, it's understandable. I just wish we know for sure one way or another. I could easily wait another 3 weeks if I knew it was coming.

Anybody noticed how her voice changes when she yells "fuck me". Full on autistic lust.

>>55642523
oh nononono anon.
yuribaiting and just yurifags in general are a beeeeeg nono.

>>55642507
Anon, that person's way too autistic about self perceived righteousness to do shit like falseflag, sorry but this aint it.

>>55642523
The school librarian staying after hours and alone in the library until the monitor comes in to chew her out... with hatesex

>>55642683
>now twist this prompt into one that fits a 30 minute gif

>>55642365
I think he's just a newfag who thinks he can control thread culture. Any seasoned anon understands that if you dislike a topic then the best way to eliminate it is to not engage at all and instead talk about something else.

>>55642467
Don't you call people like that grasshoppers? At least we know shiori eats them for lunch, and not in a sexual way.

This (You) commie?
>>55642467

>>55642593
Her random collab moans are fucking fantastic, especially in the pyjama party vod.

>>55642758
Quit doxxing me

>>55642683
hot as fuck

you guys are weird, the worst part about these places is when people start to become identifiable

Anti gfe fag is the most annoying shill.

>>55642724
I'm just going to rip off of that negev x kar comic if I had to write anything remotely close.
Just for hall monitor anon I'll change the names to Shiori and Nerissa.
Oh wait. >>55555659

>>55642839
We have a whole bunch of entertaining people (that I suspect are the same person at this point)
anti gfe anon
anti gosling anon
anti yuri anon

>>55642898
also anti fit anon

>>55642919
Right, that one too.
There's anti-reading anon somehow.

>>55642898
>anti yuri anon
I have a suspicion you're talking about me lol
I don't schizo over it I just chewed out that comic poster once because I want to enjoy nazi anime girls without some faggot attaching his fetish into it

>>55642776
I don't need your dox I had (You)people's (You)cranking weak values in great scythe swathes for the first three years over in your base over at /vshojo/ for the first three years of their existence and screencapped every slay. Discord ran up the white flag, make your time.

>>55642741
No, he's probably part of the group that accuses other people of being grasshoppers when they're not adhering to his made-up rules.
"Grasshopper" is essentially just a word for trolls and antis in the Fauna community, but in /uuu/ you get the same behavior as here where someone will vaguepost "don't reply to the grasshopper" whenever a slightly controversial topic comes up.
(To be fair, /uuu/ does get its share of actual trolls.)

>>55642758
What am I looking at?

>shipping anons with each other

>>55642945
No actually. Unless you were also chewing out several anons a few nights ago. Think it was after l4d2 collab.

>>55642898
>>55642919
>>55642930
why is this thread an anti magnet? at least I hope that other threads don't experience their annoyance

>>55642825
It's very simple to avoid, just don't piss off literally everyone else.

>>55642898
No, femoid /soc/ faggots are by FAR worse. Making repeated shitposts is pretty annoying but not even close as bad as

>HEY ITS X FEMANON HERE LET ME REGALE YOU WITH A TALE ABOUT HOW YOUR POST RELATES TO MY QUIRKY LIFE STORY AS A FEMALE
>LET ME SEND THIS VOCAROO
>HERE IS A PICTURE TOO

>>55642839
>>55642898
>>55642919
>>55642930
There's four antigfe fags and literally all of us want it, it was just two other niggers last night who were shitposting to try to make things look worse than they are. After this week, I won't need to post anymore, but I'm currently speculating because I worry that Shiorin might miss a chance to tap into the completely ignored demographic of EN gachikoi.

>>55642989
I feel like this would be something Shiori would do in her quest for bl

Yuri always feels performative, like they only do it to make some man off screen horny

>>55642898
What's worse is that people, somehow, impossibly, still bite this dudes bait. It's like two pajeets in a discord people. Shiori is not, and has not "ramped down" her GFE and has shown no sign of doing so In the future. Not knowing who Ryan Gosling is does not somehow btfo gosling posters. Not liking bulky musclemen doesn't mean you should stop trying to get /fit/. Some light yuribaiting with Nerissa does not mean you're getting cucked by the bird. Ignore these fucking shills

>>55642898
I only anti goslings. I would understand some posts here and there but you niggas are only behind (some) corpo generals in posting speed and none of it is vtubers related let alone Shiori related. I checked and you are faster than the entire fucking board of /soc/. Get a troon discord at this point, holy shit.
GFE is just fanservice. /u/ is king.

>>55643054
in essence i agree with you but you're being an annoying faggot about it with mu "moid" shit, like what fucking board did you crawl out of to end up on a board for guys to watch women pretend to be anime characters

>>55643054
That anon was indeed a faggot but she's improving, stop seething

>>55643104
I'm sorry Anon, but you will never be a woman. Shiori said as much, your chromosomes are your gender.

>>55643077
Meh, it's hololive. You know their stance on yuri. I doubt it will go anywhere tho, it's just a bait for artists.

>>55643114
It's common parlance faggot

>>55643043
/ope/ supposedly does, sadly.
>>55643059
Yeah I can believe this, last night was just too obvious. At least some of the earlier anti gfe fags I've seen actually had a proper argument aside from "She's toning down the gfe guys" and "She doesn't know who an actor is so she hates all of you"
Like, niggers, what?

>>55643104
>Stop reading books
>Stop improving yourselves
>Stop giving eachother advice
>Stop asking about eachothers days
This anon just doesn't want us to be a community.

>>55643152
you sound like the male version of a crystalcafe sister

>>55643096
Pre-karaoke, dead hours anons rarely, and I truly mean rarely, bit any bait at all. It was fun talking about stuff like books, working out, and some relationships while keeping it vague.
Post-karaoke? Holy shit that rusty knife you call bait? Lemme tongue it.
???

>>55643104
Twitter is the place you're looking for.

>>55643156
>>55643043
damn Shiori failed her secret mission given by Yagoo to protect her genmates from antis

>>55643104
>I checked and you are faster than the entire fucking board of /soc/
Strongest split

>>55643186
What the fuck is a crystalcafe, you're really comparing whatever the fuck that is to a common word for females throughout this whole site?

>>55643216
She seemed to be doing so well

>>55643216
>>55643244
I don't even know what happened.
One night it's all good.
The next night it's doxxposting, doomposting, cuck posting, you name it.

this thread goes to shit every day at the same hour

>>55643215
Says the guy really into Genshin conventions

>>55643198
You never specify what you think is bait and not. Maybe you think my posts are all bait? I can never tell.

>>55643104
Unfortunately, this place is filled with newfags. 37IPs btw. They just can't keep spamming their non-shiori related shit.

>>55643297
>Time in SEAland
>5pm
Hmmmmm

>>55643297
Alexa what is the time in Jakarta?

Oh, curious

>>55643104
I don't get why any of this would be an issue if people are naturally conversing in flow and stemmed from something shiori related. Even in this thread, the whole relationship talk started because people are interested in possibly meeting someone who similar to shiori irl.

>>55642964
Team Sus is on /vt/ working around the clock to mess with real people's heads bad as they can on here for the end of the new normal eat the bugs and live in the coffin New World Order.
So, anyone ever calls you a schizo, you call them a communist fake pinko in a way you get away with like a mastermind. That's why you always see that word thrown around here all the time. And know I don't wreck a thread like a naive woman.

>>55643344
Don't bite this anons bait please. Ignore concern posters like this

>this faggot is back

God can you imagine being a woman obsessing over yuri?
You're playing life on easy mode and you still fuck it up lmao.

>>55643297
It all started with hall monitor anon this time. He just can't help himself.

>>55643344
It's literally just because they're unhappy to see people discussing concepts they don't like.
>See a topic you dislike
>Call it bait and bitch about the posters instead of reading carefully or reporting them
>Repeat

>>55643315
Idk, did you write this?
>>55471500

>>55643347
Man, glownigs are taking a fucking risky bet, if they lose they don't get to go back to waging under a new regime, they will be flayed alive and crucified if not worse.

When the next thread is up, can you all not reply to bait? You keep replying to them....

You lost

>>55643481
Gee, I sure hope so.

>>55643481
It's fine I've written off this page as garbage already, but yeah next thread be less retarded

i'll just come back in a month when all these weirdos finally stop

>>55643451
No, and I agree that that's obvious bait. But sometimes I see no bait at all, just this vague "don't reply" post and it makes me unsure if you think I'm the problem or not. I guess I'll just ignore it and keep on trucking then.

>>55643509
Sadly the pains of a baby split

>>55643484

>>55643560
damn dyke
dick corrections necessary

>>55643560
Her voice is fucking hot

It's been baked. Burn the box to activate.

>>55643545
Most common baits
>Anti gfe
>Yuri posting
>Anti gosling
>Anti fit
>Hall monitoring
Avoid these people, just hide them and don't respond

>>55643470
I'll shut up for 100 or 200 threads about it, every once in awhile I share important old knowledge of /vt/ with all of The Anime Friends in the entire world so there is no inanimate moeblob. That's it.

>>55643545
Blatant bait like that, or discontent with something Shiori has or hasn't done to a stupid level.
>"Oh she didn't kiss us, she must hate us, she'll never pander to us again, she has homos in mind / we got cucked by nerissa in the collab, wahh"
vs
>"Man, Shiori hasn't given a kiss to us in however many days it's been, hope we get one tomorrow"

>>55643481
It's going to keep happening because nobody can agree to what is bait and not. Maybe to you, talking about GFE is bait. Maybe to another anon, talking about homo collabs is bait.
Like I said way back before debut, I think we'll need to accept that we're a mixed bunch here and that not everyone will agree with each other.

>>55643644
We can agree that certain discussions are designed to shit up the split. Some defending bait posters. It's not just different opinions, it's intentional

Everyone is wrong except me

>>55643618
Get me the fuck to the next page

>>55640361
>Pending is painfully unfunny
I watched one collab with him and my ears bled
It was like when I head Shioris autism voice for the first time on debut, but 10x worse to the point I'm not sure my brain would ever be able to rework it to sound good like it did with Shiori
He sounded like a gay hapa Chris-chan, but somehow even more autistically monotone with an extra weird gay high pitched whiir thing going on

>>55643675
>certain discussions are designed to shit up the split.
Yeah, yours

>>55643713
>gay hapa Chris-chan
kek

>>55643619
>yuri posting
I'm kinda confused on this one. Is it simply that you don't like yuri and so you consider that bait? Or do you mean people using yuri posting to eventually weave into cuck posting?

>>55643751
Everything that isn't avatarfagging with famous Hollywood actor Ryan Gosling is bait. Simple as.

>>55643751
They weave it into cuck posting and anti-gfe posting, yeah. Just saying you found nerissa and Shioris interactions cute and funny is not bait

>>55643619
>Anti gfe
There seems to be several interpretations of that though. Personally I think the GFE has been toned down a bit the last few days. Is that bait to you? (I'm pro-GFE for the record, and I'm not trying to doompost, just calling it how I see it.)

>>55643634
Okay, I can live with that for sure. I've always been very clear that I think Shiori is a very sweet and wonderful girl no matter which direction she decides to take, even if I'm a bit unsure of what that is exactly.
Thanks for the informative response, I'm sincerely trying to not upset people.

>>55643156
I agree, and I've noticed they've been adopting our concerns and weaponizing them to aggro others. I stand by what I said so far, but I am more hopeful after the results of tonight. Usually the antigfe fags will engage eachother to discuss thoughts, but it keeps getting called bait thanks to the retard posts that get grouped in with it. From what I've seen, all of us were planning to shut up about it after this week, and I'd guess anyone after that is pretty much confirmed baiting.

>>55643751
>Holy shit shiorin hates us shes cucking us with nerissa
>shes not giving us any attention in the collab
>shes a lesbian for nerissa we dont exist
>how will we ever recover cuck bros won

>>55643817
It has not and you're just delusional my friend. She's giving just as much if not more GFE than before and even has a lovey dovey ASMR tonight. This narrative is blatantly false and designed to trigger gosling posters

Guys stop talking about getting fit! I'm fat as shit and it's making me feel bad

There's nothing wrong with yuri, it's a coincidence that yurifags are the most annoying people in any fanbase

>>55643866
haha fatty

>>55643347
>>55642964
Yeah I'll keep Shiori safe from Team Sus for real.

>>55626605
Yes, already read the lovecraft one and i just have 30 pages left on the longer one until I'm done. It's fun

>>55643914
Based reddit tier reply collapser. Go back.

>>55643978
It's not cool here. Go to Lell.

>>55643859
I mean, I definitely hope I'm wrong and I'm hopeful for the next stream. But the point was that I'm not (intentionally at least) trying to bait anyone with this opinion.

wait, you guys actually get triggered by the nerissa sunglasses shitposter?

i want to hold hands with shiori!

>>55644009
sick fuck

>>55643999
I don't know who you're talking honest t b h

>>55644009
YOU FUCKING ANIMAL

>>55643914
Honestly, I'm just confused. Is this some sort of /x/ thing where you're convinced the government is out to get you because you know too much?

>>55644039
love you too shiori

>>55643992
What do you think of the posted stream for tomorrow & the I love you message to chat tonight? I'm thinking she might actually be getting back into it, honestly a bit exciting if so.

>>55644039
I like a quick fuck

Lesbians exist solely for male pleasure

>>55643999
Some anons unironically bite into it thinking it's real despite being the most obvious of shitposts.
It's embarassing.

>>55644075
>Back into it
She never got out of it you schizos, she went a total of like 6 hours without calling herself your girlfriend, how the fuck are you going to survive the break

>>55644102
Good question!

>>55644063
>>55644039
I really and truly appreciate the fact that despite almost every aspect of old 4chan disappearing, even including things so classic and permanent as reaction images, the disgust of hand holding and missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation has yet to fade.

Godspeed brothers.

>>55644102
>>55644144
They'll cling to the twitter scraps. or something? I don't know.
I saw one anon (though he may have been shitposting) going on about how he'd start listening to her old videos with his eyes closed and delude himself into thinking they were old recordings she had setup.

Don't you ever censor or ban anti- New World Order content ever again.
It's far too useful for me, and The Anime Friends will not be used.
>>55644065

>>55644102
>how the fuck are you going to survive the break

Hahahahabababababahhahahahah

Hahahahahahahaaaaahaha

Haahahah

Haha

...

>>55644075
Yeah, it's looking promising so far. I really want it so badly... It's possible that she saw /here/ or somewhere and this is the reaction. I hope so. (And I hope she can forgive me for doubting in that case.)

>>55639168
Shiorin would want us to self insert as Nerissa.

>>55644304
I'll self insert alright

>>55639143
I was reading the Odyssey, but I found a really nice copy of the Iliad at a local bookstore yesterday, so I'm probably going to read that first.

>>55644102
>She never got out of it you schizos
You have to accept that not everyone agrees with you on this anon. And it's not about the hours since the last time, it's not feeling certain whether she'll commit to it or not. I could wait for months if I knew.

>>55644351
The Illiad in my opinions is the superior work

>>55644326
>>55644326
>>55644326

I SAID DO NOT MOVE. DO NOT FUCKING MOVE.

I'm honestly surprised there's no anti-write fags yet.
I haven't gotten shit for creating my sweet imaginative stories just yet.

>>55644242
Unsure. I know she doesn't seem to be comfortable with getting super personal from viewers on short notice, like with the date question in the Only Up stream. I wouldn't be surprised if she just wants to have control of the situation at all times when doing GFE stuff, which I imagine is hard when you're paying attention to supacha obligations, live Q&A, and collabs.

my Shiori :)