/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

gurass

my wife

I will only watch Gura and Gura only. Cope and seethe.

>>55473257
"chumbud" doesn't reflect his "oshi"

*blocks your path*

Asking this again in the new thread since that anon may miss it if I don't.
>>55424291 (Cross-thread)
Anon, please, would you mind reuploading this for the sake of those who were sleeping?

>>55473352
Cry more

>>55473542
it's just the shion image again
https://files.catbox.moe/ykk2m8.png

>>55473257
I will watch whoever I want but I will prioritize and support Gura because she’s my favorite.

>>55473692
Oh, I thought it would be a finished version or something, shame,,, and thanks, anon.

>>55473790
if it was different I didn't notice how, and that guy posts it a lot so you'll see it again anyway

Sex with a fembud.

I love Gura the most!

>>55473856
One never knows exactly what may be hidden behind a dead litterbox link, in those cases, my policy is to ask for the content first, and make sure it's not something I already have later.

Goop goop is so cute

>>55472712
PRESENTING THE GURA KILLER
BAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAU

>How will chumbuds ever cope?

>puts gura in retirement
The absolute state of chumfags

its pretty comical how much this fuwamoco shill is setting himself up for mockery

>>55474594
It's a shitposter, not a shill.

>>55474594
Your oshi is irrelevant seethe more chumfag

>>55474596
tits too big

>>55474594
it's nijinigger falseflagging

>>55474659
>very first karaoke has barely more views than gura playing a 1 year old fangame
>does not even beat current guras karaoke ccv
>meanwhile Guras very first karaoke

>>55474594
False flagging jew, now I'm questioning you are a well poisoner too. Either you lack nuance or are retarded. Either case both you and the false flagger are morons that will accomplish nothing.

>>55474783
>>>>/#/
Also that was her second karaoke

>>55474783
Can you imagine singing to that many people? Thats more than 100x the amount of people at the EN concert.

>>55474822
I'm not falseflagging since your general is shitting up my general faggot

>>55475141
Our regulars aren’t even awake at these hours. You’re falling for a SEA trying to start fanbase wars.

>>55475248
Ever heard of europe dumb fuck?

>>55475248
And you are replying to him

>>55475289
Euros don’t watch vtubers

>>55475248
I'm awake

>>55475318
This is just a way for you to justify shitting the fuwamoco general

>>55475141
This is probably the dumbest attempt to start a fanbase war. Are you an underage who thinks these naive shitposts would work?

>>55475141
Negro, what are you on about? I only watch Gura, I have no ill will toward the dogs as they haven't done or said anything against Gura.

>>55475376
I'm not shitposting YOUR GENERAL IS SHITTING UP FUWAMOCO'S GENERAL

>>55475417
At least pick a believable girl to start fanbase wars with us instead of the twins.

>>55475417
I mean, can you really count 3 posts as shitting up general

>>55475417
I can tell your posting style from two general even being as an ESL. Here's a last (you)

what does this Tachibana say about Gura since he was outed this morning on twitter?

good morning chumbies i'm going to scream

>>55475953
Nice, don't forget to goom on it

I love her so much.

>>55475953
Nice, don't forget to shower and keep it clean

headpats slut

can you hook up a onahole with a daki?
asking for a friend

>>55476220
Yeah, mine.

>>55476220

>no Gura POV
eeh...

>>55476342
Slowpokechama...
But

BAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAU

>>55476370
But we will get a practice stream before the event

>>55476342
It's only awkward if most people have povs except her.

>>55476412
It sounded like a formal group practice with a pov not certain.

I’m gonna kiss Gura on all her lips.

Don't look, shitposter-kun....

>>55475681
just found out about it myself but not found much besides the person talking about working with them nothing more.

>>55476220

gura got me on another asmr kick

>>55476714
AAAIIIEEEE

That nousagi scum is not subscribed to gura

>>55477298
?

>>55476342
Is an ID event so everyone expected that would be Zeta POV in the first place.

>>55476514
Yeah but a what time? or maybe on Saturday Morning?
Gura Minecraft soon

Just got my valentines letter from goobs. I like how she takes capitalization as suggestions rather than a rule

Gura owes me sex

>>55477760
Please post it I want to know what my wife says

>>55477832
How can you call her your wife if you didn't even buy the letter?

>>55477760
And her wife Fauna wrote an essay god damn

>>55477760
The letter is great, I love her so much.

>>55477896
I don't need to buy things to be her husband, a membership is all I need

Is there a clip of Gura saying "seiso desu" in a kusogaki voice? I hear it in my head but can't find it when I search

BOO!

>>55478468
Damn shitty spooky brat! I'm going to apply plap plap correction! That'll teach you to go around scaring adults!

Choombies my internet is shitting itself
if i cant watch a stream today tell gura i love her

Do you think she gets genuinely upset over flat jokes? The taxation joke was really funny but she seemed a bit salty.

>>55478272
schizo

>>55479288
She likes being a loli. She only resented it because she had no self confidence and thought it wasn't attractive before.

>>55479288
A little. She does want booba and that will probably never change, but she feels better about it now.

I think Gura should stick to 3-4 hour long streams, otherwise she's gonna burn herself out both physically and mentally. Getting plenty of rest and sleep is very important.

>>55479891
Fuck off, if Gura wants to hang out then we're gonna hang out together. You can leave if it bothers you.

>>55479288
Early on, probably.
But now she knows we actually like her flat chest and aren't making fun of it but are showing our love through comedy

I wish Gura was more slutty.

Minecraft of Shadow of the Colossus today?

>>55480270
minecraft probably but I wish she goes SoC

why is she so against playing more kirby? she loved the one she played

I hope she play Arkam Asylum games

>>55480425
She found out about all the goom chumbies lost.

>>55479891
Gura has never had problems with long streams. She just has problems with turning it on sometimes

>>55480425
Does Kirby turn into a car in them? Then she ain't interested.

>>55480677
She doesn't have a problem turning me on.

>>55480425
because she finished it??

>>55480677
Gura explicitly tries to keep her hours low to help vod viewers.
https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=11649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wArI3n7Qu4&t=14180s

>>55480807
You're saying you get turned on by this chumbie? You realize thats a child right?

>>55481085
Both of these are just examples of her still, for some reason, thinking people get bored of watching her talk. Not that she wants to keep them short for the sake of vod watchers.
Considering how little she's streamed the last year, she's already the easiest streamer to do vod reps for.

>102 posts
>39 posters
Why does no one care about girls anymore? Her recent streams have barely passed 10k

>>55481117
That's an atlantean adult.

>>55479891
And this is what I think about your posts

>>55481354
i do get bored after the 4 hour mark unless its a good game
i'm not insane, Gura isn't perfect and she loses interesting topics after a while and just repeats dumb shit from chat

>>55481354
She literally said she's keeping them short for vod viewers. Did you even click the timestamps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfaPS6d_TTE&t=11649s
>But then also so that the vod doesn't take forever if you want to watch.

>>55481570
You're just misunderstanding it. She means she doesn't want to keep latecomers from seeing the gameplay and having to wait for her to shut up. Because she thinks people don't want to watch her talk, they just want to watch her play baby game isntead.

GURA IS A BORING BASIC ASS BITCH WITH NOTHING TO SAY AND NO GAMES TO PLAY

>>55481555
Except the recent streams she did got better in the second half and they were well over 4 hours, so you're just wrong.

My wives

>>55481989
Those are my onaholes anon.

hey, gooba. when's the next dino gooba karaoke?

>>55481989
Yeah mine

>>55481968
That's the sleep deprivation. If Gura doesn't sleep she gets better, if Gura is sick she's better

>>55481968
first stream yes
second stream no

>>55476342
>those lineups
kek did they finally graduate ina and kronii?

>>55476342
>ID
i wont be watching regardless

>>55482521
God I love pouty Gura.

>>55482592

My attention also doesn't last after around the 4 hour mark. Gura is usually the same, you can tell her attention is dropping too.

>>55482063
No, it just means it might take a bit before she gets into the groove in certain streams.

>>55482686
Why so angwy Gura?

>>55482875
You already got proven wrong, just take the L and move on.

>>55482998
Proven wrong how? You aren't watching streams if you can't tell her attention goes to the gutter.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>55482940
Because you stink

I was told there was a meltdown going on in here
where is the meltdown

Headpat slut

>>55483267
It’s in my pants.

>>55483195
Yeah but you like my stink. Now sniff away!

>>55483267
My ice cream is melting

>>55483578

>>55483363

>>55483363
You’d be a headpat slut too if you came whenever someone pat and praised you.

>>55483740
A girl praised me once. I told her to not fuck with me.

>>55483830
LONDON

>>55483048
Her attention is in the gutter in certain shorter streams, but is better in certain streams that are longer, it all just depends. You're rule that they all get worse once they are over 4 hours is just wrong. You can say that they should generally be around 4-5 hours or something but that's different from saying streams always get worse after that hour mark.

>>55483670

I've been wiping my laptop monitor for about 15 minutes with rubbing alcohol, I definitely don't recommend gooming on your screen no matter how tempting it may seem. I'll have to do 1 or 2 more passes to get it completely clean

>>55484829
cumbud...

>>55484829
you're supposed to print out a picture to cum on...

I'm so tempted to goom Gura on my TV in 1:1 scale..

Can't believe I missed this one. Hope it was fun

>>55485533
kek

uh

Got my valentines day stuff and my daki is coming wednesday.
Reminder, DO NOT SHARE THE CONTENTS OF THE VALENTINES DAY CARD WITH POOR FAGS WHO DID NOT BUY THE CARD.

>>55486654
Please post the letter!

>>55486713
I'll scan it once mine gets delivered.

>>55486713
nyo
>>55486799
fag enabler

>>55411606
here you go
holocure bgm is a little annoying though but what she said is cute

>>55486799
Thank you! I think it would be fun if you chopped it up into pieces and posted then over the course of months. I like puzzles.

>>55486866
Based grey torturer

If the letter is anything like the valentines voice pack it is a lie.

>>55486938
I'm green not buying a piece of merch doesn't make me grey. Thank you for understanding.

did gura ever show her bikini?

>>55486828
>I'm not going to sit here and bark

>>55485368
it was okay, would have been better if it was a different game since we just had 6 hours of holocure before that

>>55486866
someone doing that and censoring parts of it would be really funny

i didn't get the valentines stuff because I wasn't paying attention to gura around then as she was completely gone from our loves

>>55487307
Based non-streamwatcher!

>DID YOU SAY HECKING GAWR GURA?
*Sips IPA*
>GAWR GURA IS HECKIN VTUBER OF THE YEAR UNICORN SISTERS!!!!
>OMG OMG OMG OMG
>HECKING EPIC POGGY WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>NOOOOOO STUPID STONECHUD NAZI WE DO REEED WE DO REEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOO CONQUEST OF BREAD IS NOT A STUPID BOOK
>IS THAT POGGY WOGGING HECKIN WHOLESOME CHUNGUS GAWR GURA WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>i literally can't right now!!!
>I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT IT I KNEEL! I KNEEL FOR MY BLACK MASTER! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>THE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS REMINDS ME OF MY HECKIN BONGO RED DEAD 2 DISCORD CLAN.
>SUS BRO I LOVE TWITTER LMAO DREAM IS SO FUNNI HAHAHA REDDIT BRUH LMAO LIKE HIM HATE HIM HE SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS LEL LE
> I LOVE REDDIT YALL YALL YALL HAHA SEE I WHO I GET TO SEE HAHA LMAO THIS IS JUST LIKE MINECRAFT!!!HORNY ON MAIN??
>SELFCARE CRINGE BRO BE LIKE BE LIKE HE PROTECC HE ATTACC BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY SHE REALLY SAID OK BOOMER AND THATS VALID BRO WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SIIIIMPS! LITERALLY NO CAP
>I AM SHE/THEY ON TWITTER AN I’M BOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MAN’S CAREER MY GUY MY GUY MY GUY BORK BORK DOGGO FRFR #ACAB #BLM #PROUDFURRY JOIN MY DISCOOOOORD
>ITS SO HECKING COOL, THE MAKERS ARE EVEN COMMUNISRLTINO POG LORDS LIKE ME WHO TOOK THE KNEE FOR MR SAINT FLOYD (MAY YAKUB REST HIS SOUL)
>SUCH A EPIC POOGERS SHOW I CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS ON ®EDDIT!!! WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>#pogchamp WOCKY SLUSH !!!!
>IT'S GOING... IT'S GOING.... AND YEEESSSSS THE BBC HAS LANDED INTO MY WIFE OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I FEEL SO EMPOWERED LETTING ANOTHER MEN FUCK MY WIFE JUST LIKE MY FRIEND >MAYBE I WILL TAKE OUT A LOAN SO THOSE TWO CAN GO ON VACATION DID YOU SEE THE HECKIN CUTE CG MASCOT?
>LET ME POST THIS ON MY TIK TOK!!!
>W-WHAT??? DID THAT BULL JUST MISGENDER ME??? OH NO NO NO I'M TOTALLY NOT MENTALLY ILL OR ANYTHING BUT THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUSH ME OVER THE EDGE
>I CAN'T LIVE ANY LONGER... GOODBYE *hangs himself*

>>55487367
she wasn't back

https://youtu.be/z_-7Fh8Nl4c?t=6416
what was she about to say? what does she want to cut?

>>55487480
Your pp

>>55476342
Ya know, just once I'd like to see Gura and Fauna on the same team

>>55487671
How quickly we forget the Apex tournament.

>>55487702
That thing was a disaster. I almost felt sorry for Ollie.

Gura, LOGH is not for you..

>>55487702
Yeah but we really didn't get to see their interactions. We only heard about them through their versions of what happened during the game.

I just think it would be really fun to watch those 2 banter again

>>55487816
binging logh with gura while she browses twitter liking gawrt on her phone

what in tarnation

>>55487816
She's been looking for less zoom-zoom media for her brain.

>>55487877
Did Gura acknowledge the tournament? I only remember Fauna talking about it.

>>55487983
Is the original way better than the remake? I've only seen the remake.

>>55487816
she was merely pretending to be retarded and ADHD

I don't even care about ASMR, I just want more of PISFM

>>55488091
The remake sticks more closely to the novels while the original added some extra fluff. Main advantage of the remake is just better animation.

Coinbase is such a shitty service. I'm trying to buy some crypto and it won't process my payment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID_pFFywNN4

>>55488639
Coinbase is one of the worst crypto brokers... Wrong board though tard.

I need to wash dishes but I don't want to

>>55486828
What a great thing to wake up to, thanks!

is goop goop gooping today?

>>55489004
goop

>hololive production official shop
>Your order is on the way
>Your order is on the way. Track your shipment to see the delivery status.

>>55488779
Why is Gawr in the sex box?

I wonder if she was just listening to some LOGH music.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=X6reJt9Bvlg

>>55489186

>>55489192
most likely she saw ads for the remake on prime video and got interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq3XPfxoOmM

I hate Gura she makes me feel things I hate feeling things

>>55489547
Very cool Gura, thanks for sharing

>>55489547
No wonder my cat brings home so many freshly killed birds.

>>55489607
gura wouldn't share 2 month old memes, that's boomer shit

>>55489583

>>55489758
That depressive stare after she said that...

>>55469145
The blue streak is intentional. Gura has a matching red streak in her hair.
I did it because it's cute. Sue me.
As for the pinkishness, that's a mix of lighting and how lazily I did the color editing. It looks much better under non-default lighting though

>>55474958
pretty sure there were more than 1.2k people at that venue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo&ab_channel=GawrGuraCh.hololive-EN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo

>>55490448
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Guess I should get my vampire sleep now.

ewww was she watching m*ri last niht?

>>55490448
What about Minecraft, Gura?
Isn't this the worst Chilla's art game?

>>55490448
>>55490449
ive seen this game so fucking much already
why couldn't she choose something else

>>55490579
she loves mori!

MY WIFE

>>55490579

>>55490448
we love chilla's games here

>>55490613
That's your own fault

this is kusoge but it'll be fun

>>55490613
can't say that I have this problem

>>55490579
totally sis

>>55490613
That's your fault for watching other chuubas.

>>55490613
I only watch gura and fauna

>>55490613
I had on the other stream too, I think. But I didn't pay attention to any of it, not even as background noise.

Please, no stream today Goob.

>>55490945
Sorry Nijinig she’s flowing

I don't like when Gura puts up a frame without doing twitter activity first.

>>55490613
>mfw I haven't seen this game played once because I only watch gura and ina

>>55490826
aqua, shigure ui, shion, pekora, miko
now i'm watching gura...

GOBERT

>>55491057
This is why I only watch Gura. Holos all have blanket perms but because I only watch Gura I get a fresh experience every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bvn2i-wGAo
GOOD MORNING GURA LET'S GO

When I watch other streams I avoid games it seems like Gura might play unless it's something I've played myself

>>55490613
It is a comfy zatsu game, much better for my ears than Holocure.

aight, time to focus on work, see you fuckers later

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1688604718191333377
post her tweet faggots

>>55490613
>not intentionally avoiding games gura will most certainly play
skill issue

>>55491331
Gura hasn't played lots of chillas games.

>>55491328
halfway disappointed this isn't Towa Baby

Gura going for that 7 days in a row streaming bingo space to spite the haters

>>55491557
but she didn't stream yesterday

>>55491644
that's my wife!

>Kaela playing a horror game
>Gura plays a horror game
like clockwork

>>55491929
but kaela is playing with viewers why won't gura play with meeeee

>>55491424
she played quite a bit of them didn't she? I remember some delivery one and a coffee shop one

Gura's stinky bunnyhopps

>>55491653
Fuck you're right. Days without goob cease to exist for me so I forget sometimes

>>55491328
Her expression makes me really really horny. T u T

>>55491957
Is Kaela playing with real people? Like speaking with them? Thats pretty badass.

>>55492322
I know right? She did it on purpose make sure you goom lots to her today

>>55492116
There's 17 Chilla's art games. Gura played 2 of them

>>55492279
I thought I was going crazy and couldn't remember if she streamed yesterday I actually gaslit myself into thinking she did.

>>55492643
She did stream actually. It was an unarchived ASMR stream. She got a bit too steamy and had to private it. Can't believe you missed that chumbie...

>>55492716
Wha?

>>55492322
That's a "omg you're nutting inside of me" face

T o T

did gura win

>>55492716
That wasn't real ASMR, that was just Gura masturbating pretending to be a slime girl.

>>55493259
How did you get access to my private stream with gura?

I think Gura should do a KU100 mustache riding stream.

>>55490613
good games are extinct

>>55493655
Maybe play better games then.

So basically confirmed that it was the homos fault huh. Which one of the fags was the one harassing her on discord all the time?

Maid gura

chumbies its thundering and im scared

>>55494164
someone impersonated Gura and wanted Factorio codes remember?

>>55494164
qrd?

I got my daki email

>>55494164
stop being a dramamonkey (SEA) when she already stated what the issue was (projects+depression) and what the solution was (New girls exciting her)

>>55494164
what are you talking about? There is no information/backstory to any of what you just said.

>>55494316
>depression
???

>>55494344
watch menshi streams

>>55494316
she never told us it was depression

>>55494396
>

>>55494320
Its nothing he hs having another breakdown in his mind.

>>55494382
Timestamp?

>>55494382
meds

Do chumbuds like spicy food?

>>55494479
Spicy food gives me the shits

>>55494479
i like spicy korean food
but i don't like super spicy food

>>55494479
Ye. The pain makes me feel good

>>55494479
I'm white. I get to save money by using less spices for the same effect.

>>55494479
love it, but like anyone with taste I know it shouldn't overtake the entire flavor

>>55494479
A little bit. I recently stepped up and got full spicy indian curry (I usually just get med-spicy which is nothing). My mouth was on fire but I could eat it. Not a huge fan though, can hardly taste the flavor beyond fire

>>55494479
Mild for me.

>>55494479
Yea

>>55494479
I do like tasty spicy, excessive heat levels (meme levels) lose flavor and are hot for the sake of being hot. Unfortunately I also get hiccups (and my hiccups are violent) from even minor spices so what can I do. Tastes solid though.

>>55494479
No, I'm not good with spicy food.

>>55494479
yes pls, but not right now because tommy hurt
4chan talked me into trying these, they're pretty good

>>55494723
Same. My families food was hot for the sake of flavor not to stab your tongue.

GIFTED MEMBERSHIP HATE

>>55494798
Shhh. If you pay it attention, they win.

>>55494479
Yes, I bought Sichuan peppers for the first time and I'm excited to learn to cook Chinese foods with them and chili.

>>55494798
I despise it, but I won't say anything in chat. If I do they will just gift more out of spite.

>>55494798
who cares, so far we had not a single membership stream where any of the gifted members caused anything notable

>>55494943
I'm pretty sure they did make some mean comments that Gura noticed a few times.

>>55494897
I don't say anything because I don't want to draw attention to myself but I can stand that anyone with a 2 year badge could have paid so little attention to her to think she likes the membership gifting. Bunch of fucking faggots that do it.

>>55494943
re-uploaded member streams have been more common since gifting was a thing, re-uploading songs is one thing, but entire streams? I see that as an act of betrayal. Might just be me Idk.

>>55495004
This. Exactly. Gura even said that she's afraid of greys.. why would you let so many of them in?

>>55495026
I like the reupped unarrchiveds because I can post timestamps.

>>55495026
Is there no way to disable it yet?

>>55495004
What do you mean, she spent an entire stream thanking gift memberships. Those should really be turned into soundposts for whenever this topic comes up.

Buds help me
I'm starting to believe that Advent motivated Gura to stream regularly rrat

>>55494479
I can’t eat food without spicy food unless it’s sweets.
>but muh spicy food taste bad
Ghost peppers taste like shit idk why that is the entry way for top tier spicy peppers.

one gifted membership, s'il vous plaît

>>55495159
Gura being dimitri jap makes more sense that that

>>55495159
>rrat
she said that's what motivated her. with her mouth. you heard her if you watched streams

>>55494479
I like spicy food, particularly spicy Asian food (except Indian food, I generally dislike Indian food, sorry Goob). Rarely, when I really can't be bothered to cook, shin ramyun and the buldak ramen are my go tos (not the 2x one though, I'm in it for the flavor, not masochism), or I'll get one of those sichuan hotpot bases and eat hotpot. I also love shichimi which I break out when I cheap out when buying meat, regret it and then need to salvage it.

>>55495159
how is it a rrat if she literally said so herself?

>>55495159
HoloEn stopped being Nijified. That’s the only real reason. She loved Hololive for Hololive and the EN management wanted to turn it into something else.

>>55495150
>she spent an entire stream thanking gift memberships
This was when Cover was making pretty much all of them thank gifted members, and she dropped after literally one stream. I don't know how you can see her ignore them 95% of the time and go "oh she likes them" because she clearly doesn't.

>>55495263
stop making shit up

>>55495159
>rrat
*fact

>>55495097
Gura has turned it off before, but I assume management re-enabled it.

>>55495266
Does gura like indian food?

>>55495454
>Gura has turned it off before, but I assume management re-enabled it.
Anon youtube was turning it on and off randomly, not Gura or management.

>>55495159
With her shadow council work done, she can now enjoy the fruits of her labor and stream alongside the new gen.

>>55495477
She likes Japanese curry, which isn't really Indian I guess. I guess it's more that I generally don't like curry, because I will scarf down naan.

>>55495263
>>55495279
>>55495410
provide timestamp now or fuck off

>>55495590
Do you retards not watch any streams at all? Yeah lemme go trawl through hours of content because some monkey online didn't pay any attention to her when she said that "with the new advent girls I feel like I did when we debuted, so full of energy" or somesuch thing.

>>55495699
as expected

>>55495590
https://youtu.be/dfygPHZhjv0?t=17487
>>55495757
>>55495699
retards

>>55495590
Okay I will spoon feed you tourist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfygPHZhjv0&t=17550

>>55495812
The other bit with the depression they wanted timestamps from is from the menshi stream that had karaoke so as it is unarchived it'd be hard to give them a stamp.

>>55495894
What are you even talking about? She didn't say Advent motivated her in that stream. She just said she barely talked to them.

>>55495812
>>55495866
Nowhere does she say that Advent motivated her to stream again you total retard
>>55495699
>with the new advent girls I feel like I did when we debuted, so full of energy
are you ESL you faggot?

>>55495956
She did say Advent motivated her to stream again in that timestamp. Get your ears checked.

oy vey

>>55495866
Are you trying to imply her desire to play amgogus with advent motivated her to start streaming again?????????????????

>>55495956
>Accuses me of being ESL when he literally watched a clip of her saying something in that vein and then comes to the conclusion she didn't say anything
>>55495948
what

>>55495894
It is posted in youtube you dumb nigger and not a single timestamp was posted because she never said that it was depression
what is wrong with all the fake news spreading niggers ITT right now?

Please no amogus. I fucking hate that shit

>>55496035
>something in that vein
ok you outed yourself as the nigger you are
thx

>>55496074
It’ll be over before you know it Gura.

>>55496038
What were you saying again, literal fucking chimp?
>>55496097
what

>>55496074
Faggot. Every Amogus stream Gura has been in has been great. Yes, even the one she played with viewers.

real dumb conversation between real stupid people

>>55495590
>>55495956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_-7Fh8Nl4c&t=16701

>>55495812
lol she specifically says "with summer coming to an end"

>People like to twist my words

>>55496206
>talks about being more vocal because she watched the mutts
ok faggot but where does she say she started streaming again because of EN3?

>>55496320
You're a retard
I don't want to talk to you anymore

>>55496135
I can feel everytime she is distressed. I don't like it.

>>55496133
Subhuman niggerfaggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXEhYb-lX4&ab_channel=ayachi
Now you have no excuse, provide that timestamp or slit your throat

>>55496382
i accept your concession

>says a about 2 weeks ago that "it will be the last busy week"
>gets back from japan and starts streaming more frequently again
Wow, absolute rocket science

>>55495159
Hololive only grows stronger

My dakimagura is coming soon and I don't have the pillow for it

>>55496385
>bro rewatch a stream to get timestamps for literal retards who have so far been given 2 timestamps of other streams to convey something to them that they then vehemently deny
I could link you her under oath swearing on a bible but you'd claim that wasn't what she meant/said, so why bother? Watch the fucking stream or don't, I've got better things to do this afternoon before my wife Gworbius streams.

>>55496384
It's okay in games, it's when other stuff stresses her out that I get antsy

>>55496765
>>55496463

>>55496806
yes yes, whatever sates your retarded plastic-infused SEAdog/INdog brain

>>55496765
You mean the timestamps that disproved what was being said? >>55496253

>>55496765
Its funny that you actually think any of the timestamps you provided contained anything that proved your claim.

Oh nyo, the seasisters are here.

>>55496621
Some people just really don't want to believe she was actually working on shit all this time.

>>55496852
Nooooo please keep talking, I love niggerschizos like you who make up rrats by twisting Guras words :(((

I keep obsessively looking at my daki shipping tracker
It's impacting my ability to work

>arguing over shit that we will literally never know and is literally pointless anyway
smells like catalogfags to me

>>55496991
She fucking told us why she's streaming. Summer projects are over and Advent hyped her up. Both of these things are true.

>>55496862
>Gura in menshi stream talks about why she did/didn't do certain things, talks a bit about debut feelings and how seeing the girls in discord going live with their twitters brought up a lot of memories
>in two more public streams she brings up things they do/how she's feeling in the context of them as well
>you and others decide "nope it has nothing to do with advent"
you may also note that I said "projects being over and advent debuting" in my first post but here we are.
>>55496964
ironic considering you literally are incapable of reading/hearing beyond the most surface level comprehension of her words and context.

>>55496991
You got that wrong. Here are dumb ESLfaggots who claim Gura said something she never said.

>>55490448
>>55490449
>she only streams on days I have martial arts from 6:30 to 8:30
fffffff

>>55497031
You can't just assume things anon

>>55496932
I believe it, but that doesn't make it okay for her to abandon and avoid us. I have forgiven her and I'm proud of her for wanting to do better.

>>55494479
I genuinely enjoyed eating this but it made my tummy hurt. So I guess I like spicy food

>>55497030
No she didn't' retard. That's your interpretation. You literally are assuming that she's streaming more because of excitement about Advent. That is your interpretation, and it will never be anything more than that no matter how much you spout it.

>>55497094
Her only mistake was not communicating or engaging with chumbies

you know playing stupid is a shitposting angle we’ve seen plenty of times right

>>55497158
Exactly.

>>55497158
She apologized for that and I believe her.

>>55497202
Then it's fine.

>>55497094
She never needed an apology, chumbies were trash when her health was bad and didn't deserve jack shit

jesus christ I only asked for a timestamp of when she said she was depressed, it's not that complicated.

>>55497230
*never needed to apologize

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esr519QsPQg

grombert

>>55497230
I didn't expect her to do it, but I'm incredibly proud of her for doing it. It erased any doubts I still had.

>Everyone on the board keeps saying the dog twins are like watching a children's show
>the dog twins are the only advent girls Gura has admitted to watching
coincidence?

I don't understand how people can argue for an hour straight
I usually get bored after they start talking out of their ass in their first post

>>55497543
To be fair I was/am involved but was watching stuff+reading other things in the interim so it wasn't like I was just sitting here waiting for a reply.

>>55497230
No, fuck you, she DID need to apologize for that shit. It sucked. It fucking suuuuuuucked. But it's good now.

She's my wife.

the absolute desperation to drag people into any argument at all is kinda sad, I'm gonna just keep playing bg3 while I wait for my sharkwife to play another chillas masterpiece of videogaming

>>55497651
I will never forgive chumbuds for being utterly worthless and I hope she feels the same

>>55497718
Yeah, mine.

>>55493655
I'd like her to play Dave the Diver...

>>55497760
What were we supposed to do? "Feistybud"

>>55493655
There's lots of good games, for every taste. Even Gura who is picky as fuck finds a few she likes every year.

>>55498109
Simple, not reply to bait like him.

>>55498109
Huh? I hate beggarsharts.

I'm feeling cool and comfy.

I am going to have sex with my wife Gura.