/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mating press this autistic weirdo.

>Shiorin meets an average Gosling

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I'm going to marry this woman and none of you will stop me.

Yall niggas written any poems for her yet?

where would you take her?

does shiori trim, shave, or wax?
if shes a super weeb goth fujo she might be kind of unkempt...

NOVELLA MY BELOVED

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE OLD COPIES OF EDGY CHILDREN'S STORIES THAT WE CAN READ TOGETHER!

Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ivw5In0XVo

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

>>55457311
>her name is even one letter off from Shio
Can't believe I'm even goslinging from doujins now.

>>55457362
Valentine's Day stream where she reads your love poems!

>>55457381
She's a clean fujo though. I don't even think she takes baths, only showers.

>>55457371
bookstore in a mall

>>55457371
Science museum for sure
also urban exploring
and neighborhood crawling to look at archtecture

>>55457381
She's a super clean freak so trim at the very least to shaven off at most.
Important to keep a bit of hair down there to stop bacteria from getting in the vagina so I'm definitely thinking trim.

>>55457371
zoo, obviously
then maybe a cafe next to a bookstore

>>55457362
SHIORI MY LOVE
I KNOW THAT YOU MUST BE /HERE/
MARRY ME RIGHT NOW

Hello fellow Novelites,

the polling for book club is finished and our winners are:

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
>readable here
https://giove.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/OfMiceAndMen.pdf
This is the longer option, although still a fairly light read.

The Rats in the Walls - Howard Phillips Lovecraft
>readable here
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/rw.aspx
This is the shorter option.

>>55457362
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
MARRY ME SHIORI
I LOVE YOU

>>55457381
Showers twice a day, definitely smooth as hell

>>55457205
>>55457407

You all having fun?
Good. Appreciate it because not everyone gets to.

>>55457381
trimmed pattern

>>55457371
The Aquarium, she would love it for sure.

>>55457535
What did he mean by this

>Shiorin your cute dorky goth wife
>First day of the summer trip and you're going to meet her family
>She reassures you it'll be fine then starts on a tangent about her family
>You watch her, listening intently as she keeps going with no less enthusiasm each minute that passes by
>You smile and reach over towards her
>She notices
>"Hm? What is it?"
>You kiss her
>She's taken aback a little but eases into it
>You can feel your tongues intertwining
>She pulls back a bit and whispers
>"Hey c'mon anon..save it for tonight..we gotta meet my family first!"

Goodnight novelites, I hope you improved yourself today and keep doing so tomorrow

>>55457538
>pattern
OK NOW THIS
this is something I believe
its just the right level of clean/autism I could buy into

>>55457593
He’s probably wage slaving, texting from his phone. Ganbatte anon

>>55457371
The park to look for bugs.

Shiori is a BIG girl.
She can eat a hamburger WITH pickles.

>>55457371
Can she bike?

Novella, My Beloved Novella

>>55457371
Construction site watching. I think she'd be into that.

>>55457362
It's like I'm really 10 again.

Sexy
Heavenly
Intelligent
Outstanding
Radiant
Inspiring

>>55457620
Gn

>>55457620
Good night gosling bro, sleep well

can't sleep need autist wife tonight

>>55457815
What did anon mean by this? Is this a real thing?

Rate Shiorin's diet.

back in the wage cage soon
it's gonna be hard to keep up with everything
but it's ok, All I need is Shiori anyway, no need to shitpost /here/ everyday

>>55457930
that anon is an architect

>>55457962
Take care of yourself anon.

>>55457947
I can cook for her / 10
I hope she likes spicy food

>>55457947
literally me. we can get married already

>>55457947
>no bread
Not my Shiorin.

>>55457815
Yea theres a whole subculture of retirees in italy that do so as a hobby

CAUSE I'M NOT SLEEPING
https://youtu.be/F93ywiGMDnQ

>>55456211
i will not stop until every shiorin reaction image in this thread has glasses

>>55457025
i will fuck you up and take shiori for myself

I don't remember the last time I've been in such a rut
I blame Shiori.

>>55458120
She knows what she's doing.

O virgins, o demons, o monsters, o martyrs,
great spirits, despisers of reality,
now full of cries, now full of tears,
pious and lustful, seeking infinity,


you, whom my soul has pursued to your hell,
poor sisters, I adore you as much as I weep,
for your dismal sufferings, thirsts that swell,
and the vessels of love, where your great hearts steep!

>You will never feel her tongue piercing rubbing against your tongue

>>55458210
No she doesn't, she's innocent.

>>55458219
hate this image so much solely because it looks like her nails were ripped off. Please fix

>>55458120
the way her voice shakes is cute

>>55458219
Whos bars?

życie życie jest Novellą

>ywn watch Shiorin with a Japanese female Novelite

Somewhat of a serious question.
But are you anons capable of taking care of an autist or is it the hormones running wild?
Can you stay with her at 3 in the morning when you have work at 7?
Can you live without being able to talk or touch her for several hours to several days as her hyperfocus is busy with other things?
Can you provide for her when she needs it most?

>>55458842
I would commit felonies for Shiori~n!

>>55458842
>Can you stay with her at 3 in the morning when you have work at 7?
I'll do this anyways.
>Can you live without being able to talk or touch her for several hours to several days as her hyperfocus is busy with other things?
Gives me time to hyperfocus on shit
>Can you provide for her when she needs it most?
Vague ass question but if push comes to shove, absolutely.

>>55458626
some drawanon could easily fix the details
I also hate AI crap when polished it can look pretty decent

>>55458842
We gon bitch break shiori into an obedient wife

>>55458727
Feel kind of bad that she will never be able to keep up with shiorin

>>55458842
>It's 2am and I have a meeting at 7am
Yes.

>>55458842
I'm a bigger autist than her
Take of that what you will

Hurts a lot today

>>55458842
As long as I feel needed and wanted and loved.

>>55458842
>Can you stay with her at 3 in the morning when you have work at 7?
I'm already up until 3 but I don't work in the morning so there's even less consequence for doing that on my end.
>Can you live without being able to talk or touch her for several hours to several days as her hyperfocus is busy with other things?
Like the other anon said, I can do my autist shit while she does her's. Then after we're both done we fuck like crazy, cuddle, and go back to being autists about our shit. Either together or separately, however it falls.
>Can you provide for her when she needs it most?
Gonna need more information on this. She seems to take care of herself well enough that she doesn't need me hand-holding her. If she needs something I'd do what I can to help her.

>>55458842
Anything for Shiori~n!

>>55458842
those are very oddly specific asks, shiorin.

>>55459066
This Shiori~n is looking a bit chubby...

>>55458842
Wild shioripost spotted, hello Shiori~n!

>>55458912
>>55459048
>Vague ass question
>Gonna need more information on this
More like, when things don't go her way, she's suffering from pressure of the world around her and breaking down / having a menhera moment

>Shiori's debut ignored by one of my favorite porn artists in favor of the other 4
I hate this.

Goslinghaal's, how are you feeling after the kino autism stream today?

>>55459204
Of course. I'd expect her to reciprocate it when the same happens to me, as all healthy relationships are.

>>55459280
Mining the internet for films and tv with girls like shiori to tide me overnight

>>55459204
Oh fuck yes I can do that. As long as she actually wants it (I've had to deal with fellow autists who just want to vent and don't want to fix anything and that's extremely counter to my mentality), I'd do whatever I could to either help fix the problem the best we can and/or comfort her with words, affection, etc. I'm hyper-empathetic so seeing people I even kind of like suffering kills me inside and makes me almost need to help them get better.

Also this>>55459293
I got my shit. I need someone sometimes too.

>>55459121
>This Shiori~n is looking a bit chubby...
good... good...

>>55459204
How do you solve this problem though?

If Hololive was a gacha, Shiori would be mysteriously sidelined/given slightly worse skills because of one bitter dev on the game design team

>>55458842
I'm autistic and in some ways can't take care of myself.

>>55459470
Shiori only run ikz

>>55459470
What you're saying is that only the best gamers would be able to beat it with her.

Challenge accepted.

>>55459121
even better

Her model is great and I like her voice so I just tried to watch some of her streams:
>peter pan
>cats fucking
>shitting in the river
>spoiling current anime

I'm sorry what is the appeal here?

>>55459603
You just listed it.

>>55459555
She can't keep getting away with it.

>>55459603
Girl that is passionate about topics and tells you about them enthusiastically while being cute about it.

>>55459603
Yes

>>55459603
it's not about what she talks about, it's about how she talks about it

>>55459603
The appeal is that she speaks of everything with such passion, with such a zest. She loves that shit and I love hearing about it.

>>55459743
i appreciate that people are giving them weight/heft and some sag and not just drawing fucking bolt-ons

>>55459603
She talked about shitting in the river?

>>55459743
Currently in my mouth.

>>55459743
SHIORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>55459792
Relay stream, scat anon

>>55459743
too big

>>55459825
IS THAT

>>55459914
Scatfags are nasty and deserving of death

>>55460006
I'm surprised to see you guys draw the line anywhere

Shiorin will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>55460049
>Choking?
Good
>Hitting?
Excellent
>black eye and mascara running?
Peak
>Scat?
Disgusting.

>>55460186
If you won't eat your oshi's shit is she even really your oshi?

>>55460261
period blood and blood is ok but scat is not.

>>55460398
They're all bad.

guys, please watch over this bottle of Shiorin milk while Im gone

Just a bite, anon. It will hurt for a few minutes.

https://twitter.com/Ginfutsuu/status/1688181484467957760?s=20

>>55460398
Blood is disgusting but scat is okay
what is wrong with me

>>55460553
>>55460565

>>55460620
>Blood is disgusting but scat is okay
?????????? The fuck?

>>55460553
Shi-shiori???

I don't know, I feel like even pee would be taking it too far. I'd totally slurp her vag though.

Shiori but she's in her vampire phase and keeps biting you on the neck

Guys we need to milk Shiorin!

>>55460794
What about pissing on her?
>>55460553
Shiori?

>>55460553

>>55460794
Urine is safe to drink. Bear Grylls said so.

>>55460655
Look, I shit every day but I'm bleeding I need to go to a hospital

>>55460899
I know she showers twice a day, but I don't think she wants one of those to be golden.
>>55460946
A lot of things are probably safe, but aren't the best idea.

>>55460553
>>55460565
Shiori, why test me this way.

>>55461010
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, anon. Don't you want to be strong for her?

You ever open a general and it's EXACTLY what you'd expect? Yeah.

>>55461099
Drink the goth lemonade, coward.

I'd rather you freaks talk about pee than gore

>>55461099
I just scanned the thread from an outsider's perspective and wow, we are so based. I didn't even realize it anymore because it's become normalized for me.

The only thing that comes out of Shiori's body that I want is her milk and her grool

>>55461257
I want to mix her spit with mine

>>55461257
>he doesn't want to inhale the carbon dioxide she exhales
You don't really love her.

>>55461099
I wonder how the thread will be during her break

Shiori drooling all over herself and moaning while deepthroating you

Is it true that you can feel the breath of someone you're french kissing?
I've never done it but that sounds hot...

55461099
>not a new IP

>>55461386
You ever fog up a mirror or window with your breath? Yeah, that works on a girl's glasses. And your skin can feel that shit too.

>>55461386
Yeah, it's kind of nasty actually unless it's fresh out of a session with a toothbrush and mouthwash

>>55458219

>>55461386
Yes but if her breath doesn't smell good then it's worse than you think.
Unless it's like on your chest or something and you can't immediately smell it.
best is when her hair smells good from the shampoo / conditioner she uses and she's breathing heavily on your chest

>>55461339
We're going to read and talk about what we're reading like good Novelites.

>>55461473
>>55461529
I was thinking more about the physical feeling of the air hitting your throat, not the smell

>>55461385
>coming back from a beer run to find your friends all masturbating

>>55461543
I didn't consent to the addition of glasses

>>55461883
It's okay anon, we love grape here.

>>55461883
take your meds anon, you're seeing things

>writing a R18 skeb request
>pull up reference sheet
>remember Shiori's cute tweets to her mama Kayahaya
>close skeb tab

>>55461543
>We're going to read and talk about what we're reading like good Novelites.
Some of us will. Some of us will likely start going insane from Shiori withdrawl.

>>55462302
>Failing Shiorin's test due to wavering faith
tisk tisk.

>>55462254
But anon... you can still request something wholesome.

I just remembered an asian girl whom I had worked with on a project in college has a very similar voice to Shiori. Not only that, the project was also for a biology course where we worked with microscopes. The resemblance and circumstance are quite uncanny. Give this a listen, to make sure I'm not insane.
https://voca.ro/17KkOPb3Qcv6

>>55462254
>>55462386
Pov missionary looking at viewer happy sex smiling tears in eyes hand on another's cheek

Did that lying broke bitch ever send his 5 akasupers?

>>55462713
No, bitch.

>>55462637
Cute voice but not Shiori. They're similar, but I can tell them apart pretty well. Unless she's doing some serious manipulation of her voice on stream, which I don't think she is. I do this kind of shit all the time though where I see connections because I hyperfocus on similarities and can't see differences, so I can't fault you. This goth woman has a hold on your brain. On all of our brains.

>>55462713
Negative, need meido intervention to hit that fag with a week holiday

>>55462637
Time to hit up that girl. It ain't shiori but I'm sure you'll get the same authentic autism experience (maybe)

Bros.... /#/ is laughing at us again..........

>>55462637
Nigger find her and wife her! Now!

Shiori hates south korea

>>55462894
Would you go back there and tell them we don't care, and also stay there.

>>55462894
As far as I'm concerned she did very well.

Elementary school
>Shiori is your dork classmate who likes bugs
>You bully her, steal her glasses and run with them, etc.
>Around your friends you'd make fun of her, often in front of her
>Despite this she never grew to hate you and kept wanting to hang out with you

Middle school
She went to a different middle school.

Start of high school
>You're dead inside
>Middle school proved you're dumb as shit academically (you only got into that high school with your above average maths and English you picked up by being extremely online If you're EFL imagine this takes place in anime Japan and a MASSIVE stroke of luck)
>Middle school also proved that you're not very personable or interesting, since the same friends that joined in on bullying the dork girl got cooler friends, joined cooler cliques, and ditched you believing you to be lame as fuck.

>You find out Shiori is in your class
>Your heart sinks into your stomach remembering the awful shit you'd do to her as a kid
>She's not only drop dead gorgeous now but also seems to be quite popular, already hanging out with Stacies of the class
>Your high school life is already over before it started, knowing that she'll for sure confide in her friends about your bullying, all the girls are sure to hate you
>She notices you
>Fuck
>She runs up to you, beaming, like she can't contain her excitement about something
>What
>"I can't believe we're in the same class Anon! I haven't seen you in forever! Come on, I'll introduce you to my friends!"
>She drags your arm to take you to the girls she was with
>"This is Anon, we went to the same elementary school together, he's super cool!"
>Is this some revenge ploy? Is she serious? You can't tell but this is really embarrassing
>And you want to cry

>>55462993
And then we live happily ever after...

Shiori hates america

>>55463073
understandable

Shiori hates earth

>>55462993
Why the fuck are you writing about my school life?
timeline is a bit wrong though, wasn't until Uni that we met again but she didn't remember me till we talked and I thought she'd hate me for the past but she laughed it off and said "we were just kids, it's ok".

>>55463073
She was really knowledgeable about America actually when doing the accents thing today. I thought non-Americas didn't know the states.

>>55463073
Everyone outside of America (except japan) hates America and most Americans do too, so yeah this pretty much checks out.

>>55462894
And everyone else laughs at them. Your point?

>>55463382
Just because I shitpost about burgerland doesnt mean I hate burgerland

>>55462797
>>55462908
AHHH I missed the opportunity, it's been 2 years since I graduated and I only know her from that class. I'm gonna have to do my social reps.

Shiori supports death penalty

>>55462993
Please continue this..I need osmething to cry about.

>>55462993
Is this one of those things where I'm a self-loathing faggot so even when Shiori tells me she genuinely wants to hang out with me, I realize that me being in the picture is hurting her relationships with the other girls, because they think I'm a creep and I don't want her to have no friends, so I ditch class, go to the roof, generally avoiding Shiori, much to her displeasure until she tracks me down, and when I go to leave and walk away she hugs me from behind and cries, saying we were finally reunited and she doesn't want me to leave her again.

>>55463485
Only if she carries it our herself.

>>55463382
Stfu retard nigger

I miss shiorin…

>>55457371
Hope she likes riding two dank mountain bikes through a hilly but dank public park and dank covenant community of two-floor homes for exercise. And a very nice Natural Grocers next door to a very nice sushi restaurant. And that's pretty much it.

>>55463559
Funny I was thinking of a similar thing yesterday (before I wrote this story)

>>55463382
>Everyone outside of America (except japan) hates America
Yeah cause we're the best

>>55463559

https://youtu.be/iB7E1D_3Na4

I wonder if watches other holos

>>55463884

Enjoy a couple of soundposts novelites

>>55463991
*Shiori watches other holos

>>55464022

>>55463490
I gotchu in a bit anon. Lemme cook something blissful.

>>55463991
>>55464061
She's an archiver. She archives everything. She knows what Kiara's pussy smells like and is going to mention it on HoloTalk.

>>55463559
>Start of flashback arc
>Shiori in class is always alone, because of her interests she's driven off the girls, because of cooties, none of the boys want to be seen dead near her.
>But here you are, anon, the wonderful boy who plays with her all the time. Sure it's a little rough but she sees you boys play fighting on the playground at recess, she just thinks you're treating her like one of the guys
>"And that's why, anon. I have always loved you"

You guys watch too much anime.

You guys don't watch enough Shiori.

*smug fat dipshit voice* you know real life isn't like that?

I want to watch anime with Shiori.

I have to go to work and be a real life librarian but lurking I'm assuming there was LOTS of Shiori sperg to come home to and listen to later? Also her taste in room palette and decor is the BEST

I want to watch Shiori Novella: The anime (CloverWorks)

>>55464187
I do think there's a degree to which separation from reality gets too extreme, but I also think that requiring everything to basically be hyper realistic is also stupid. As with most things, a balance is the best option there is.

>>55464014
GODTO BRESU AMELIKA

>>55464264
If she weren't part of the relay I'd wish for longer than 30 minutes. Alas.

>>55464022
かわいいいいいいいい

>>55464305

I shall cherish that half an hour over my tea later, stay strong for the next two weeks

She reminds me so much of my high school crush...

>>55462993
>>55463559
>>55464103
Okay, now someone flesh this out and send it to her.

>>55464077
Cute

>>55464264
Only 30 minutes of it, but it was pretty concentrated

>>55461386
There are lots of toothpastes out there that have stuff that actually cleans like coral and charcoal and iodine and tumeric, and doesn't just rot holes in your teeth like sodium fluoride does. It's those plastic floss picks that allow you to do a way better job, incomparably over cheap generic brand floss. You can use non-sharp steel esthetician's tools like a wire loop one to look inside your mouth with a light and spend two minutes taking out and plaque yourself. After you do that you can put dilute a squirt of hydrogen peroxide in the waterpik. Your dentist will be like woah.

IMS

>>55464422
Nah I wrote it as 4chan-core. I don't think it's a good fanfic

I have to admit one thing; I didn't like the room
she should have chosen a different one
I'm not saying pink is bad I just think whoever made this background doesn't know composition and color balance, at all

>>55464022
>she only likes her Novelites
It's over...

>>55464494
>He isn't a Novelite
Maybe one day, Novelphyte.

>>55461585
idk, I just don't breathe nor my gal did

there's a big chance Shiori has toxoplasmosis, would you still kiss her?

>>55464491
Aesthetically, no. However in terms of schizo emo girls, their rooms always look either almost exactly like that or black everything with edgy band posters covering every surface.

Or at least that's how it used to be

Just fucking end it

>>55464599
She's made me paranoid I have like 10 other different parasites, what's one more?

>>55464599
I grew up with pet cats, so I've probably had toxoplasmosis for years.

>>55464513
I meant she only likes them, but doesn't love them.

>>55464638
She's saving that for the member's stream.

>>55464628
If you have never taken anti parasitics or it's been a long time, you guarantee have parasites anon. Unironically go buy ivermectin, big pharma seethed about it not because of covid but because people were deworming themselves for basically free and not buying the gorillioin dollar subscriptions for whatever nonsense doctors were pushing for an unrelated ailment.

>>55464627
I can confirm in current year that goth girls still enjoy the contrasting aesthetic Though the one I know likes her room in pure white rather than pink

Shiori core
https://youtu.be/LFbQQzkZuqU

>>55464638
Like Nerissa said to her jailbirds, we're not there yet. We have to work our way towards that.

Shiori 1st outfit spoiler

>>55464793
chinese towa...

>>55464638
Didn't she say today that she loves us?

>>55464793
TIME FOR TELETUBBIES

>>55464599
I had a cat for 23 years.

>>55459341
>All you smell are her shampoo.
Why live bro

god dammit I keep mistaking the eye for a white Q and think she's a Q schizo poster

>>55464793
Yoghurt...How I missed her so...

Imagine the members streams...

>>55464723
Shouldn't you be over on truth social or something?
And I'm a vegetarian. Don't eat dead animals if you don't want parasites.

>>55464825
https://streamable.com/r957nj

>>55465061
Imagine if she went tits out the whole time for every member stream. Nothing else changes, she just rambles the same way she does normally, like nothing's any different, all while her tits bounce back and forth the whole time. Would never happen but it's fun to imagine.

>>55465061
I want Shiori to deepthroat dick ASMR

>>55463490
>>55464088 (me)
>You're living your school life
>Shiori is your classmate
>You walk home together every day
>Everytime you walk home she's going off on her own tangents about what happened during the day
>You just keep walking and listening, content with hearing her voice
>But then you think to yourself "Is this enough?"
>No, it's not enough, you have a thought
>A thought, a desire, a craving
>You want Shiori
>You want her all to yourself
>You ask yourself again "Can I do it?"
>She looks at you
>"Hm? Anon? You're pretty deep in thought! What's up?"
>You try to respond
>Shiori I...
>"Ah, mom's calling"
>She answers her phone
>"Hi mom, yeah I'm coming home now"
>"Sorry anon I gotta go home earlier, I'll see you tomorrow"
>You go home
>You're thinking to yourself as you lay down
>"I have to do it, I have to ask, I might lose my chance if I don't"
>But the days go by
>You can't muster up the courage despite hanging out with her normally
>Then on the day you finally muster your courage
>"Shiori..I like..no..I love you!"
>"Anon..you big dummy" she responds
>"I've been waiting for you to say that, I love you too!"

>>55457205
god damn that reminds me she should sing some Emilie Autumn to prove her goth girl street cred

>>55465110
>And I'm a vegetarian. Don't eat dead animals if you don't want parasites.

Yeah... At least go get yourself checked anon...

Watching the monetization stream, love the autism

>>55465179

Would you get busy with shiori to keep up with the mortality rate?

>>55465346
Every day, multiple times a day.

SLUUURRRPPP

>>55465217

That takes me back to lip syncing her and Birthday Massacre in my bedroom as a teen, she absolutely should

>>55465346
Never give up never back down

>>55465330
I had a thought about turning it into a sadder story
>"Shiori..I like..no..I love you!"
>"Anon..you big dummy" she responds
>"Mom said we're moving to another country tomorrow..today's the last day."
>"If you told me earlier..I could have used that to convince mom to stay instead"
>"Thank you for telling me but..I'm sure you'll find someone else..good luck!"
>She walks off
>Tearing up a bit that you only told her now and not when you had the chance

Would Shiori's breast milk be Oreo shake?

>>55465424
That's when her tits jiggle.

>>55465061
Would cover allow a super lewd stream anyway?

Holding Shiori's hand during her karaoke streams to give her confidence

>>55465454
Now that's some degenerate shit.

>>55465447
Newfags never seen Noel or what

>>55465454
you sick fuck

>>55465447
https://youtu.be/WnY0pQMmrM0

>>55465514
>>55465536
>rubbing and squeeze palms and finger locking

>>55465541
I seriously do not understand how Choco can be absolute sex incarnate, her voice dripping with intent to be fucked raw, and then sometimes she's a goblin.

>>55465527
nop, only Gura and Kronii
(and suisei)
and I never saw anything too lewd, only parasocial shit and cute ASMR streams

shiori's favorite dethklok song?

>>55457416
>>55457311
sauce

>>55457493
>violets are blue

>>55465447
https://www.youtube.com/live/swA3XVYvgN4?feature=share

>>55465416
>Years later
>You've lived your school life
>It was utterly devoid of purpose
>You never felt the same for anyone but her
>You get on your pc
>You browse /here/
>"New vtuber debut?..why not"
>The instant she speaks
>"..No..It's her!"
>You pick up your phone and try calling immediately knowing it's futile
>This number has been discontinued
>You continue watching her
>You know the fine balance between vtuber and fan
>You're stuck in a dilemma
>"I want to talk to her again but..can I really cross this line anymore?"

>>55465593
Alright anon, you asked for it.

>Shiori is being groomed by Mumei and Goomba
Cutebros, we are so back

My purpose in life is to give Shiori~n children

>>55465743
I honestly don't think I could watch someone I know be a chuuba.

>>55465794
>>Shiori is being groomed by Mumei and Goomba
eh??

>>55465794
>2 autistic girls grooming an autistic girl
what could go wrong

>>55465794
No...

>>55465632
There used to be a choco x matsuri one on youtube too but seems to only still exist as this Spanish subbed video now
https://youtu.be/--o0--QOPyg

>>55465794
Anon, your meds...

>>55465794
based

>>55465928
Mumei SC reading. They apparently talk quite a bit and share autistic memes.

>>55457371
I'd take her up into the Missouri Breaks and we can spend the day digging around for marine fossils, shooting guns, watching the pronghorns, and swimming in the river. Camp for the night and build a roaring fire on the riverside. When day breaks the fish will be biting. This is the life.

Triforcebros, we're so book.

>>55465743
fate worse than death

>>55466008
Yeah, but this one though.
This one is solid gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9iJKmQvR18

Do goth/emo girls exist after high school and college? Which kind of girl should I look for since I'm almost 29?

>>55466019
Do you really believe it

>>55466086
Don't mind us we're just spilling our guts

>>55466093
In my experience they exclusively work the checkout lines at liquor stores.

>>55466019
Got a timestamp or a general idea when that happened?

Am I going crazy or was Only Up not today?

>>55464723
If I don't have any symptoms can I just get one dose from the pharmacy and be done with it?

>>55466197
But it is? in 17 hours

>>55466093
you could still find a 25-year-old goth gf

>>55466170
I don't specifically have a liquor store near me.

>>55466197

>>55466247
Where at?

[Catastrophic Advent News] The rock changed what game she's playing today from Katamari to Cooking Simulator
https://youtu.be/3CFBSBV4XJI

I'm having the biggest Deja Vu right now but it's probably because I've seen so fucking many holos play only up

>>55466241
>>55466257
I swore it was after Phasmophobia, but maybe not.

>>55466287
concerts and parties anon

>>55466289
I don't have an opinion on this.

>>55466297
I've never watched a single one and I will only watch Shiori's because it's her.

>>55466329
Shiori~n...

>>55466346
Concert tickets are expensive and so is transportation.

>>55466329
Dumb adorkable made several mistakes.

>>55466329
That was just Shiorin being an adorable klutz

>parties
femanon thinks we get invited to parties...

>>55465718
Petunia by danimaru

the way danimaru draws eyes is pure SEX

pic related is Kono Koi ni Kizuite, same artist

>>55466252
I'm sorry to hear that. I'd tell you to have a drink in consolation but I guess that'd be insult to injury.

>>55466464
I have never been to a party. In fact, I've hardly ever had a friend over except only a small handful if times when I was between 8-12. Exchanged number with a girl in high school but we called only a couple of times and the rest was through Facebook.

>>55466289
God damn. I like biboo but I hated every single one of her game picks so far.

>>55466383
If you can't afford those you also can't afford a woman, sorry to say.

>>55466598
I love the ironic humour

>>55466623
You hate Elden Ring?

>prechat thinks that you can get banned by youtube for supas like "I love you"
I guess every fanbase has some retards

>>55466629
Yeah, no don't worry about it. You didn't say anthing wrong, it's only the truth.

>>55465794
I hope joins SNOT and ORK

>>55466668
The game is okay but I'm only going to watch another stream of it only if it's my oshi.

>>55466019
>>55466740
Makes perfect sense when you think about it. Mumei, Fauna and Shiori emo squad.

>>55466668
NTA but elden ring is just bad DS3

>>55466804
Let me guess, DS3 was your first Souls game?

>>55466804
>DS3
>Bad
What?

>>55466222
Yeah, you won't enjoy shitting out tapeworms but you'll be glad when it's done.

>>55466934
Anon is saying that Elden Ring is a worse DS3
like "a bad version of DS3"

>>55465743
I am so close to crying.

>>55466934
Though DS3 is bad too. It's way too linear.
Elden Ring however was the worst of DS2 and DS3 combined.

>>55466668
nta but everything Biboo has played I've watched other Holos play more than once.

>>55466171
Mumei said that Shiori doesn't tiktok because she was trying send her memes. Later on a SC told her how to share tiktok links.

>>55466991
>worst of DS2
Now that's no way true.

>>55467037
My zoomer isn't actually a zoomer...

I guess allowing myself to feel content with being alone forever is the best and only choice I really have then... It's fine, perhaps my next life will be more fulfilling.

>>55466991
DS1
Sekiro
Elden Ring
DS3
BB
DS2

Fight me

>>55467097
It's comforting to think that. But you only live once, so, don't give up until you're dead.

>>55467114
your demon's souls sir?

>>55467114
>BB that low
absolutely disgusting

>>55467093
Wasn't that obvious by now? She's young-ish millennial.

>>55467114
I'd put BB higher up. Also insert DeS somewhere, probably right between ER and DS3. Without it, there would be no DS1.

>>55467200
millennials are all boomers desu

>>55467260
No they're moomers.

>>55467114
but Bloodborne is Lovecraftian goth kino?

>>55467260
I'm not sure what you mean by that.

>>55467339
>grant us eyes, grant us eyes
>Shiorin is Micolash

>>55467158
What if I told you that society had actually be reset to a certain point in time and a few things have changed?

>>55467421
>Shiori's eyes inside you

>>55467352
nta but on the internet after 23 you're basically a boomer
if you touch grass you realize it's not the case (unless you're really fucked like, 41 homeless and addicted to methamphetamines, but even then you could get your shit together)

>>55467093
nigga it's not 2018, every boomer is using tik tok now, it's not indicative, some people just don't use it for other reasons regardless of their age (I'm sure Gura is still young and she doesn't really like tiktok either)

>>55467514
Well shit, I happen to be almost 29...

>>55467164
>>55467200
Demon Souls actually at the bottom (but still great). Only played the remake though

>>55467600
That'd be why then. You played the westernized awful version. Bluepoint ruined the fucking thing.

>>55467170
I'm not saying it's a bad game. But the fact that you can practically play it as a hack and slash really takes away from the soulsiness

>>55467591
right now is the moment to lose weight, start exercising and taking care of your health before it's too late

>>55467591
With almost no meaningful life experience...

>>55467684
Define meaningful life experience. Shiorin would say any is meaningful.

Shiori is down in the dumps and wants hugs from you, but you're taking the chance to SALACIOUSLY GROPE HER ASS

>>55467656
I don't expect to even make it to 50...

>>55467714
Then she'd be wrong

>>55467732
And why would I actually want to be old anyways?

>>55467732
I wish I wouldn't.
I don't want to see everyone around me die.

>>55467729
I wouldn't sexually assault her while she was already feeling bad. I would want to cheer her up with proper love and affection. Once she's feeling better, we start banging like psychotic monkeys.

>>55467632
Ah fuck maybe I should dig up a ps3 then...

>>55467787
Should I buy a ps vita?

>>55467816
Why? Most games on it are either on Switch or PC.

Y'all need jesus

Like, real bad

>>55467851
I don't need Jesus. I need Shisus.

>>55467714
The small things we take for granted, of which even those I've had a minimal amount of...

Praise be to Shisus

>>55467830
I don't own a pc

Damn I miss Shiorin.

>>55467514
Right, but what do you even mean by that? What is a "boomer" to you?
Honestly I regret asking, it sounds like you've got room temperature IQ.

Boomer = older than me
Zoomer = younger than me

>>55467879
>>55467917
I need a Shiori "They hated him.." edit

>>55467600
>Only played the remake
Then you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>55467990
simple as

Would it be wrong or would it be right if I took my life tonight because chances are that I might...

>>55467656
Why would you assume he's fat or in poor health?

>>55468055
This is the 4chins

>>55468052
dont do it menheranon

>>55468052
Don't do it just yet, shiori wants you to live

>>55467714
Life is not worth living just to live. And I say this as one of the biggest daoist fags on the website. I coast by doing the minimal and spend the rest of my time doing actually fulfilling shit. When I see wage slaves grinding 50 hours a week, coming home to some dogshit ungrateful bitch, taking solace in some shit Hollywood slop, all I think is; damn bro take a rope and reset your life hopefully next time around isn't pure suffering (spoiler; it will be)

>>55468052
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>55467759
>>55467754
>angsty teenager talk
You'll understand once your balls drop.

>>55468052
SUFFOCATION
NO BREEDING

Too long
Too late
Who was I to make you wait?
Just one chance
Just one dance
Just in case there's just one left

>>55467995

okay but the elites WILL enslave us

>>55468130
28 you bastard

>>55468073
lol, are you really so naive that you think people stop coming here?

Read anything fun today? Flex any good muscles? Shi any cute Oris?

>>55468180
I for one can't wait for our migo overlord

>>55468112
>reset your life
There's no 1ups in real life bro. Only oblivion awaits.

>>55468184
Could have fooled me.
But seriously, you'll think differently once you get older. It's all fun and games to talk about an heroing when it's still far into the future. When you actually get there, the situation will have changed.

On the topic of darkness, anyone else still pissed off they changed 'submit' to 'post'

>>55468112
Do you practice ceromonial ritual?

>>55468180
Wow doomer, so smart. The sheeple just don't understand, amirite?

>>55468203
No, prechat gave me incurable brain cancer.

>>55468327
Are they still homosexuals?

>>55467714
One must imagine Shiorin happy.

>>55468288
I'm not diagnosed with autism, so no.

>>55468327
I don't understand why me saying that is so upsetting to you.