/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Squeezable and milkable

Big spidermom ass that she puts on display but will scold you for sneaking a peak of despite that being what she wants

>>55398415
The ritualpost we don't want but always need

Just a little longer until E-ber saves us from Streamless Sunday

>>55398679
Imagine how warm it is between those thighs...

Hanging in the air
Silk threads bind my sole purpose
Ami's punching bag

I’m so proud of her bros, she’s been doing so good lately

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new spidermom speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Have a cheat day if you have to. That is my advice. Eat fans, yeah, just eat fans. Just throw away your pride and eat your fans.
Thank you for your attention.

Ember Faster Than Light
https://youtu.be/noMkaBi4Iew

[Ember news]
There was an earwick (sic) on her desk.
Also her tummy horts.

[Bad news]
Ember hasn't eaten yet today and is streaming on an empty stomach.
[Good news]
She ordered food to eat on stream.

It has been ZERO (0) streams since Ember brought up wanting a baby

>I can't look at pizza, I'm done with pizza for a minute
Understandable

Pulling out my throbbing hard member for Ember!

I fucking love Ember so much

Ember is off her meds and ranting about tight little Chinese boys

>Kendlings
Literally me

>Ember/Jelly Bloons collab
Oh boy

>>55402733
Purin's stream eased my soul. I am no longer concerned, only looking forward to her eventual return and recovery.
PURIN LOVE

>>55398932
This image makes me chuckle everytime without fail

>This'll be the end of these bug people

These ritual posts are cool and all but don't let them distract you from the fact that >>55314628 >>55344079 Purin's cyst had FIFTY TIMES the cross-sectional area of her cervix

Ember's going to show me her cake, later nerds

Need Ember in an "I <3 buttstuff" shirt

Wired sex with caffeinated E-ber

I'm sorry Ember, I refuse to jong

I can't believe Ember forgot about that one time she played Mahjong Soul a mere two years ago, an official collab and everything
https://youtu.be/guOE3Ri1p7E

>aawawawawa
NO IT'S SPREADING

>>55408215
/become/ Jerry

>>55408008
Never happened.

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

Someone has to pay for her now

Soon...

>>55409369
Seggs with Embear

[Ember news]
She's going to save up to go to Italy so she can eata da pizza (and also meet Panko I guess)

>>55409780
Mamma mia, I must lock the parmesan vaults lest they be looted.

ember is going to be an amazing hag one day

E-ber...

Be honest, would you trust Ember to be your spaceship captain?

>>55410168
I will personally ensure that Ember has AT LEAST half a dozen children by the time she hits 30

[Code Orange Alarm]
Ember's hunger are reaching critical levels.

>>55410168
I feel like this is a running theme somehow

>>55411078
Didn't she say she ordered food before stream started? It's been 2 hours.

>>55411098
all of tsunquest honestly

>>55410943
I was about to say yes but then she started shouting "We're gonna die!" as I was typing, so I'm gonna make it a maybe

>>55411301
I would unironically follow Ember around the galaxy on a quest for the most scrumptious meal in existence. Can't see Space Captain Amane having any other kind of goal.

>>55410943
do you really love her if you wouldn't let her lead you to your death

>>55411489
I could maybe see her going on a quest to become an alien broodmother so she can pump out all the babies she wants

>delirious and hungry
>told the delivery guy I love you
>still didn't get the tacos
Delivery guy Mohammed, Ember's most brutal and hateful anti.

I remember that taco stream, easily in the top 5 saddest /tsunX/ moments

...do you think she likes the Mandalorian because of baby Yoda?

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1688296306735792128
spider sex spider sex spider sex

>>55412340
50% the baby
50% Pedro Pascal

>>55412424
I need it I need spider tummy I NEED it

>>55412424
>>55412623
I want to cummy on the spummy

Why doesn't Ember simply sit on her enemies, killing them instantly?

>If I were a sorcerer I'd have the ability to create any type of food I could possibly imagine, I would use my powers to feed, I would feed on others while also feeding myself, this is the life
Haha, classic Ember

>FTL wins as Ember: 0
>FTL wins as Kallin: 1
She sacrificed all her luck at the game for the new model

>We didn't get Ember eating on stream because the food didn't get delivered
Pain...

>>55413348
It's because she keeps streaming the game while hungry. Also, weird tracking moment.

>>55413819

Luv Ember
Luv Purin 1
Simple as

>>55413977
They're on the telly!

>>55413977
Here's your Purin

>>55414260
nice fingers

>>55413819
>This run sucks
>My food still isn't here
>My tummy horts
>I was I was in the woods getting impregnated

Kazu will rise one day, my boyfriend will come back for me

>>55414851
I'm afraid that depends entirely on the length of your erection.

>>55414851
Haewon...

>>55414851
He should give a second chance __ ___ ___

>>55415248
TO GAY MEN

Maria...

>>55415493
>gets a job
>fucking dies

>>55415493
Why is it impossible for some vtubers to log into Twitter for 5 seconds and post an update?

>>55413819
That's hot...

>>55413348
Until I saw that scoreboard when she said shed finished the game offstream i assumed she meant like, recently
I cant really make fun of her, FTL filtered me hard

>>55415934
Maria hates me specifically and wants to see me suffer

Preview of this weeks delivery schedule

>>55416445
>There are ants posting in /tsunX/

>>55416445
Anont...

>>55416693
>cooking
hoping for a fat fuck sighting

>>55416817
La gatita gordita...

>I'm built different
t. Yukinoshita Peo

>>55417004
She's been built alright.

>>55417004
fair

Mio love!

Rei will return

>>55419429
I love this dorky spidergirl so much bros

Starting to think im not gonna make it to see if the monki happens or not
go on without me bros

>>55420134
I'm thinking it's not gonna happen
Getting late on Ami planet plus she laid down an hour ago because of her tummy
Happy to eat my words of course

I love my spider momma and want to give her the world. she deserves it

>>55415934
when did you last call your mother?

yeah same reason

>>55420584
i promise to remember to turn off names next time fuck

>>55420816
>when did you last call your mother?
literally yesterday

>>55420923

For the benefit of our caretaker who keeps forgetting to turn his name off, please anchor any and all divegrass suggestions, submissions or other such posts here

>>55421290
I love the tits
I love that the tits are included

Heads up, Lisa's dropping the next music review form with her schedule sometime soon so keep an eye out if you want a shot at getting your submission in

1 minute to dizzy's birthday striptease

>>55418831
>Soundposts are kill
It's fucking over, Rei will never return now...

>>55423314
>tfw I am probably the sole Dizzy regular who didn't get forcibly membered because I'm a chronic lurker
I am a fool, I should've just typed some gibberish in her chat during debut when nobody would've seen it

>>55423694
Even lurkers get the gifted, you gotta opt in bro.

>>55423782
>>55423694
And if you have a "Brand" account, you can get gift subs.

>>55423861
"can't" I'm sure you meant. Got ya homie.

DRAGON'S DOGMA IS BACK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Are you ready for her next move?

>>55423902
Yeah, can't.
I dropped my keyboard cleaning earlier and it's been dropping inputs. I'm too dumb to read my own posts before I hit submit.

>>55424022
Always (never)

Member's only content. Don't look if you don't want to be spoiled.

She has actual fucking brain damage.

>>55424349
Membership perks? More like membership sags.

>>55424515
She is so perfect...

>>55423861
>>55423782
NTA but I’ve notice over time that you are much more likely to get a gift if you participate in chat at least a little bit. Not to say you can’t get one if you only lurk, but you are lower priority

just listening to dizzy is an experience, you never know what's gonna happen literally four words in the future

this actual child was once responsible for people's livelihoods

kana status?

>>55426133
low iq

>>55425612
Based idiot savant

>>55426133
no updates on when she can stream

Kana and Purin are both actually fine, their current medical hiatuses are just cover stories for them meeting up IRL and shoving Gura figures into their pussies

huh. that didn't really look like anyone we know?

[Dizzy News]
She showed an alpha version of Slugma on stream. It’s not bad but not as good as what eventually came out

Did she say it was her? It didn't really look anything at all like slugma but I guess I could see it.

>>55427632
Are we talking pre-pre-Tsunderia ancient Urara?

>>55428041
Judging by appearances, yes even more ancient than that

>>55428041
No, it was a concept/design art of some sort. The only thing that looked similar to tsunderian slugma was the hair color/length/curliness. No antenna either.

>>55426452
5G covid shot got to her, she's having the shakes

She's definitely drooling rn (right now)

jesus christ dizzy

>>55428718
>No antenna either
How does she smell?

>Dizzy’s favorite fanfic author is probably a child
Am I understanding that right or is she really just that unhinged?

>Do you think i could bankroll my favorite fanfic author
>They're probably a child
>But that means they need money

>>55430127
I'm sure Purin would appreciate the work and spending time with her...

>>55430127
Unhinged? Dizzy?

Current Mio... status?

Hanabi will come back any day now....

>>55421290
Current roster looks pretty good overall, although *rizzes your oshi* as a gold medal seems a bit weird to me. Definitely think there are a few more fitting choices for that position (one of Squilkable, Slugma or My girlfriend Miori would be my picks).
Also I'd like to propose switching the second goalkeeper from Ur Mom to CarrotCucker69 just because I think it'd make sense to let the cucker do some cucking.

>>55433042
Seems like a solid Mio... to me

I need to marry Ember and raise her special needs daughter with her.

>>55421290
>>55436032
I agree with Tomo replacing Yomi as a goalie and I also think the gold medal should go to either Mio, Ami or Lisa instead of Shima.

How do you cope with knowing Ember will never love you as much as she loves her AI chatbot

>>55438963
Revving up my own AI chatbot and jacking off for three hours straight

>>55398441
>>55436032
I vote for Squilkable!

>>55438963
tfw terrified of using web chatbots, especially for nsfw stuff, but also too stupid and lazy to set up something local, especially since i have a shit pc

>>55421290
>>55436032
I'll put another vote in for Squilkable as the second gold, between the high effort ritual posting and My Little Sister's Butthole's insane performance as a silver I'd say it's well deserved

>>55436032
makes sense. I had defaulted to putting a gen 4 meme there since last season it was gen4rnt. I will make it Squilkable at gold and put mio as the other silver since she is fairly actively talked about here more than others. As for Tomo as the 2nd GK that is an easy fix as well. I think we also need to keep with the tradition of having some type of butt hole in silver for sure with SPICY LATINA BUTTHOLE.

dizzy schedzzy

>>55441985
Why are her tits so fat

>>55443517
good genetics

>>55440766
This, I’m not the biggest Lisa fan but the consistent ritualposting has earned it

>>55445030
>I’m not the biggest Lisa fan
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

Let me guess, mio ended going sleep something like 5-6am and she is currently eepy hard and will have a mental breakdown as soon as she wake up

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1688382288067698689

So I was thinking recently that I wanted to stream because Tsudneria kinda made me want to but I don't really know how to grow or anything and also I can't afford editing software so I came to you retards for help.

>>55451987
Do vore asmr

>>55451987
Try asking /asp/ about the technical side. To grow, you probably just have to play the game and treat it like a business. "Network", abuse algorithms, buy ads and shill yourself hard, etc. Having a good looking model, even if it's a vroid, will be worth a lot especially in the beginning if you want to get eyes on you and keep them there for at least a few seconds.

https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1688409205777256450
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2H8SCBo3V0
Late night Orla VOD upload.

>>55453459
you want to stream again don't you orla

>>55453459
please come back, auntie... please come back and collab with Hanabi again

>>55450356
the morning after with my spidermom

>[Lisa news]
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1688419412326670336

fatto catto karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yljdp6zbDh8
just talked about how mio was feeding her

Sexo Spider strikes again
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1688432139488972802

>>55459118
>Zip up her outfit
>"Huh? Why are you--"
>Zip down her outfit to exactly where it was before
>Spidermom is left a stammering, blushing mess for some reason.

>>55459118
Cute outfit, so much tummy lately

>>55439628
since when is Airi a leaf?

>>55443517
Because there is a god who loves us all.

Tucked up warm and tight into the Ami belly for a nice relaxing night of scritches and spidermom dreams...

tonya's voice is really nice

>>55453459
CAAAAM ON ORLA I KNOW YOU WANT TO BITCH ABOUT THE SLACK WORKOUT POSTER

Digging for artefacts in my saved images.

>>55459569
>>55459118
So much tummy in more ways than one. Feels like she's slipping a little extra softness onto some oh her recent doodles.

>>55443517
Mental illness is stored in the boobs

i love my girlfriend...

>>55466631
my morning view

>>55456631
Why are pink strips in the hair so hot?

>>55465231
I thought it might have just been me but looking closely the extra belly is undeniable. Hopefully this is a good sign of things to come

E-ber scheddy

>>55466631
Deluding myself any time she comms something like this into believing that it's somehow an indirect result of the folder of "waking up in the morning with Mio" NAI art i sent her back in the CC days

The overlap problem is getting out of hand

>>55467525
>Jong or Smash
How in the world is this even a dilemma

>>55467907
AHHHH EMBER THE VOICES

>>55468040
Inside your head there are two Embers.
One is hungry.
The other wants a baby.
They are both in the middle of the screen and zoomed in.

>>55468318
I was born ready.

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

el goblino (la goblina)...

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
@niniyuuna on twitter dot com is now considered a cat pictures account. Thank you for your attention.

In a strange turn of events I've become addicted to Mio's starting music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSdvWP9Ox80

>>55470852
Yuuna became a cat lady in record time

Robowife Meat Boy
https://youtu.be/oCce9eUhdPg

Mio today!
Twice even!

let this
wiggly boyfreind
make u smile

>>55451987
>also I can't afford editing software
There are a bunch of free video editors that are completely fine but also humblebundle occasionally does a sale on vegas for like $20 if you absolutely want to pay for it
or you can just, y'know, hop on the high seas

>EN Mio stream at a time i can actually watch
>Remember i have a hospital appointment
im speedrunning we're so back-it's over today apparently

>>55473923
Anons got a fever, and the only prescription, is more Mio!

>>55461176
Tonya is the only vtuber whose ad actually got me to watch her regularly instead of just once. The fatto catto lore further boosted my interest.

MIO AND JERRY OVERLAP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Awa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx5UtkGpJq0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx5UtkGpJq0

>Mio Honkai Star Rail
https://youtu.be/vOnNIZZEVjI
>Jelly Saya no Uta
https://youtu.be/Jx5UtkGpJq0

My girlfriend is ovulating

Idle games with Jerry!

>He has a mental disorder that makes him see the world as guts
He just like me fr fr

[Mio news]
It's hot today (which means she is sweaty)

>4 cups of coffee
>tried to go to sleep
???

>>55475941
Fucking hell Mio that's more coffee than I drink on a bad day and I'm a fucking fiend

>sleep schedule not too bad
>going to sleep at 3

Mio cute clap sound

I'm sure this will end well, Jelly!

>>55476307
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>55476307
Remember, it's called guro for a reason.

Mio's wrist...

>The fine line between companionship and edible food

>playing the gore VN
>talking about food

Why is this star rail chick's name march 7th?

>Stop talking about One Piece, talk about the audio!
>"I love the audio in One Piece"
>I'll eat you!

>who's this ice twink?

>>55439628
Don't vote for that!

smorgasbord :DDDD

>>55439628
>>55477576
Incredibly based

>Mio was about to mock a child in chat but Mogu bonked them too fast
kek

I hate gacha but I love Mio!

>>55477651
This game loves to throw big foreign words at this poor little ESL

Kakyoin...

>>55478184
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>I love little girls... using big hammers!

>Please nothing happen to this family, I want this family to be happy
I get the feeling this isn't that kind of game Jelly

>the Star Rail city is called Belobog
roru
rumao

>She sounds like a tiger mom
I do not like that Mio can identify this archetype by voice alone

It begins.

>>55466505
Yuuna....

>>55478859

Jelly didn't know there is porn

>Mio rooting through trash cans
Imagine the fucking smell

>>55479249
Mio...

>>55479177
>You can't visit the architects, they haven't finished cooking

>To make a baby, you've gotta do the act of making a baby
Thank you Jerry

>to make the baby you gotta make the baby, you gotta do the act of making the baby

[Mio news]
1.0 redesign will have a transparent skirt, zettai ryouiki, and a lot of belts and garter
>Imagine an isekai fantasy goth girl

>>55479520
Oh I'm so ready

It's about to get a whole lot worse.

I trust Mio to deliver the big sexo

>>55479520
>Scarborough Fair cover to go with the outfit reveal
Neat

>>55479869
>Scarborough Fair
Nice

The writing in this game is strange as fuck but it makes for good edits

>Saya please get these two next
>mousing over Yoh and Koji
>Yoh
Jerry...

>>55480365
She's had several moments like this already. The beauty of a blind playthrough

It's about to be so over for Jerry

>>55478560
It was, in fact, not that kind of game

Did you rike it?

>Big packages seem to be getting stuck

I want to do this to Jerry

I disliked Urobochi's writing back in 2013 and I dislike it now. It's not that his characters suffer, but man sometimes I feel like he was writing with a hand down his pants.

>>55481498
>but man sometimes I feel like he was writing with a hand down his pants.
You say that like it's a bad thing

>This Mogu plush is much softer than the one from... the one that was released previously
Mio didn't even want to say the company name, kek

SHE HATES IT

>I hope I age well
You will make a wonderful hag, Mio

>Mio squished mogu with her thighs
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>I like squishing Mogu with my thighs

I LOVE GORE, /TSUNX/
I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>>55482043
>Jelly became a stealth /meat/ chuuba
It definitely wasn't on my bingo card during her debut.

>>55482370
/meat/, /ag/, /ringo/ — if all those Ami brb posts are to be trusted —, how come /tsunx/ has all these deviant tastes covered!? Is it a blessing or a curse?

>>55482819
We are all pandered to

Jelly's stream dying for anyone else?

>>55483580
Dying for me too

>>55483580
I just check chat to see if people are posting the buffering icon

>>55483621
>>55483714
Seems to be back now.

Rare toggle spotted

Such a wholesome love story!

Mio knows about the the vagina bones lol

>This art will be used for merch in the future

>Food zatsu

>I'm gonna breed
Yeah, me

>Mio broke her microphone while babyraging

>Mio got so angy that a chatter said they want to cuddle and feed her genderswapped counterpart and not her that she beat her desk and completely fucked up her audio
>Is now completely inaudible

>>55485060
And we're back.
>I might have broken my mixer
It's kind of over?

I love her so much

>Mio got so mad about getting cucked by her male self she broke her mic
The fuck is wrong with my gf?

what is Jelly going on about

>>55485350
Stream got derailed by her trolley problem autism

>>55485350
Clone hypotheticals, nothing out of the ordinary

>>55473923
>Get back home
>Both streams are ending
Time to kill myself

Would you torture a tiny Jelly clone?

>>55485495
I would harvest the jellorgans, it's what the original would want me to do.

Ember Pikmin 4 at 12pm
Dizzy The Password Game at 5pm

>>55485394
ENORMOUS SPIDER LEGS

>>55487726
they're just erect in that picture

I want to manhandle Mio and do unspeakable things to her

I think Shima should have debuted as Hima.

>>55488262
I think I should debut my penis in Shima's butthole

>>55488067
Every new comm she gets of her being drunk and wearing next to nothing does really fucked up things to my brain

>>55488262
Awful take, I love my cute boyking and his feminine penis.

>>55485495
No, but I would make her uncomfortable enough to cry by poking and prodding and picking her up

>>55485495
I'd dangle her over my girlfriend's open mouth and then drop her in

https://twitter.com/HaewonTheHeart/status/1688603159067807745
Need chubby Haewon art with her stupid retard smile

Mirror Celery is very cute.

>>55492109
>mfw I found a pic of Haewon's big plump ass that got posted on this board almost two years ago while archive diving
Chubby indeed (and that's good thing)

>>55490099
Make her play baba is you instead.

Ember's not going to correct the date on her waiting room until minutes before the stream starts, is she?

>>55493199
Doesn't she usually wake up about an hour before her stream? Chances are she doesn't even know yet. So yes.

>>55493199
>>55493502
She did it, please clap

Holy CUTE
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1688615904366510080

>>55494393
>Thought it was just sniffles
>No that sounds is a SLURRRP
She really does just drool all the time

>>55492109
No idea why she felt the need to inform us of this fact but I'm glad she did

>>55494967
They all subconsciously (or consciously) know this thread has to be informed of such things

New thread
>>55495476
>>55495476
>>55495476