/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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https://twitter.com/_Skaarl/status/1687843120631980032?s=20

MY LIFE STORY: YEARS 2020-2023
It was bad, then Shiori.

I want to punch Shiori

>>55329252
>You punch like a girl, Anon.

Shiori~n Love!!!

How is she so perfect?

>>55329252
>>55329293
>"Weak..Man the fuck up"

I love my librarian goth wife

>>55329248
I can't believe you're me, fellow hoshiyomi

SHIORI CUTE

Treat your shio right!

I want shiorin to bite me...

>>55329248
Keked, Knelt and Whispered "Based".

>>55328375
>>55328514
Look, I went in with the idea that my avatar should be a character I'd want to fuck. It's how I went in to every MMO/RPG up to that point. You'll spend countless hours staring into mirrors in that game and it turns out that when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back...
>>55329028
I'll leave that to your imagination.
In hindsight though, I probably met Shiori. She talked about pre-viral meme VRC didn't she? When it was just a couple hundred unique users?

stop using my future reaction images

>>55329546
>I went in with the idea that my avatar should be a character I'd want to fuck
How do you even come to that conclusion?

>>55329158
Truly ying and yang

Hay suisei poster kill yourself

1406 Shiori!

>>55329252
Same (consensually)

>>55329624
/qa/ lost

>indescribable horror
>proceeds to describe it
?

>>55329592
That's a common reason for men to play as hot female characters in games. You will look at them all the time, might as well make them pleasant to the eyes.

>>55329747
>my cat needs to be in every single scene in the story
>why you ask? haha...

>>55329546
>>55329751
Why is this common in games? Wouldn't it be better to self-insert than to be another cute girl and let someone else be the cute girl?

>>55329826
why not both?

>>55329794
The fuck are you getting on Lovecraft's case for, it's not his fault his cat was racist.

>>55329826
NTA, some games I self insert, some games I don't
If I can put in my name and the character looks normal/vague enough, I put in my name I really like when cute girls in the game refer to me by my name
Sometimes I don't give a fuck

Recently I've been replaying Pokemon games, and I would pick the girl character and name her <my name>'s female symbol (Implying "Anon's Bitch")

>>55329593
for some reason when people started saying DARK AME
DARK SOVL during the kareoke i just cracked up

>>55329252
Yeah, with my dick.

>>55329747
and then I passed out...

>>55329747
dude tentacles lmao

>>55329826
That's another viable option; both are common. But a lot of men would rather have the woman under their direct control and dress her to their liking, and don't want to look at their self insert so much.

How do you think Shiorin likes her steak? Rare? Medium? Well done?

>>55329866
Playing two characters is psycho, I don't have the time unless it's some bullshit like a certain gookslop mmo that's been trending recently
>>55329969
That's one way to go about it that I never thought of, interesting.
>>55330156
That makes sense, i can't imagine myself making anything other than what I'd consider a self-insert though, maybe I just lack creativity.

>>55329747
Only the human perception of the eldritch horrors. What we see and understand is only a glimpse.

>>55329826
self-inserting is boring

>>55329826
Anon I have been playing mmos for over 16 years at this point and I have only been playing female characters since I was at least 16 years old. This is obviously because I wish to become them and not the fact Im a straightfag and like cute girls and sexy women.

>>55330383
Faggot

>>55329826
because opposite sex version of oneself is hot as heck

>>55330312
>>55330156

Sometimes I self insert, sometimes I play a female char for the eye candy. Sometimes I playing something different.

Some games just make it hard for me to self insert like FF14 where all the men look like effeminate fuckbois

>>55329826
if the characters are trying to get on my dick or I really want to immerse myself in the story it's self insert for me.. If I have no special attachment to the character and the story doesnt revolve around me then might as well just be the sexiest girl in the game and stare at her ass or watch her get beat.

First time playing skyrim? Make an ideal me with my morales. 5th time? Load in mods to make my girl sexy

>>55330514
The Genshin male protag is so fucking gay looking that it was a large factor in turning me off the game. All these salacious bitches in that world, and I'm supposed to self insert as that blonde faggot? Miss me

I'm just waiting until she plays hoi4

>>55330198
This'll be petty as fuck but as someone that has to regularly cook, it better not be well-done. I won't drop Shiori if that's how she likes it but I'll hate the idea of cooking for her.
>>55330383
I dunno, I always preferred to stare at the NPC's or at a friend's character than my own she was better at the character creation screen than I was, then she got a bf and quit rumao
>>55330463
You know I actually dabbled in this once but I'm not narcissistic enough to selfcest.
>>55330514
Those lanky dragon people on 14 looked fucking cool though. tho their females were cute/hot as fuck

>>55330608
No holo will ever play map autism games.

>>55330667
One of them will play Crusader Kings one day...

>>55330622
based Au'ra enjoyer

>>55330667
sad

>>55330667
she was addicted to them in her PL

>>55330583
true. The ideal male a normal red blooded heterosexual male would have no qualms playing it as someone like Kiryu or Snake. Not some pretty boy

>>55330747
YES

>>55329082
>archived
>unarchived karaoke
wdsmbt?

How long till shiori is forced to do Minecraft shill streams bros ingmi.

>>55330788
what game?

>>55330802
>like Kiryu or Snake
gay

>>55330837
I would prefer she tried her hand at vintage story than minecraft.

>>55330827
Page 57 anon.

>>55330837
Minecraft is a great game for holos to play. Extremely versatile and you can meet all kinds of awesome holos.

>>55330906
I rather she do anything other than Minecraft. I actually want a weekly book reading stream. I could listen to this woman narrate for hours and I won't get bored.

>>55330788
this is probably bullshit but I'll believe it

>>55330583
>>55330802
The male protag on HSR is leagues better than the genshin one.

>>55330872
hoi4

>>55330788
Even if true, that's not the angle. There is too much room for controversy with map painters. Maybe she could play Rimworld or something.

>>55330967
That's genius. Mail this to Shiori instantly.

>>55330667
Mumei was the chosen one...

>>55331078
I would but I don't have a xtitter handle I can only hope she reads it here.

>>55331114
hopium...

>>55330967
She should do a Sopranos watchalong, one episode a week.

>>55331114
what why? other that dumb lore I don't see how moom would enjoy those games

>>55331072
I know, it's far too dangerous... Stellaris might be fine

>>55330837
I'm actually hoping the big Minecraft collabs return like after Council's debut

>>55331114
Women don't play map games. Sorry anon.

>>55331078
>>55331156
Personally I really want her to adopt the thing that Polka did (was mentioned before) where she would read a story in a super soft voice as if she were reading a bed time story.

>>55330667
>no Etrian Odyssey gameplay ever
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>55331247
I love Etrian Odyssey but that's like the antithesis of plot-heavy games that Shiorin likes lol

>>55331196
Newchama...

>>55331238
Nina did right before she announced graduation. And I just discovered that I enjoyed her...

>>55331211
I mean if they happen good since I know there's some that enjoy the comfy zatsu that comes with Minecraft. But the game it self bores me to no end. Of course I'll tune in but I'll probably won't watch just have them running in the back ground while I do something else.

>>55331238
the queen of /vst/ does

>>55331239
That seems more like membership contet, right?

>>55331359
FUWAMOCO might have good minecraft streams, as they'll always be collabs

shiori needs to get a 3d model and lightly bounce in front of me

>>55331424
I'm hoping shiori's membership content is wild. Shes giving the greynames a taste of GFE before locking it all away behind membership. It'll be kino

>>55331239
That's a great idea. Maybe go with stories that are not too hard to follow but still decently deep - like fairytales, Great Gatsby or The Hobbit.

>>55331424
It could be but Polka's was free.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeTnRz4mL6OKYQO8rxiOyDv1

>>55330802
It's more het to want to play as a character that looks like a girl than a man. Looking at a man's ass for the whole entire time you're playing a game is pretty faggy.

>>55331562
Polka went through the brothers grimm versions of some fairy tales (which honestly I think is what Shiori's tryna do for tomorrow)

>>55331524
>shiori wallpapers
>shiori pics
>constant updates
>MILLION POLLS
I'm not ready. Please groom me already, Shiori.

>>55329747
Is that... space seafood?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE!!!

>>55331524
I hope she keeps it exclusive and disable gifted memberships that way if people want it they'll have to pay for the same reason they'll have to pay for shit post material. I think gifted membership is both good and bad is good because our oshi benefits from it and bad because is rng and it's always discord faggots who gets them that end up leaking member content.

>>55331590
I don't look at a man's ass though, at least not the same way I stare at 2B's when I play nier

>>55331726
Where I came from prior to Advent / Shiori, the vtubers preferred gifting membership over SCs because "it gives back to the community".
While I agree with that philosophy, it indeed does give to shitters that will leak content unless she paywalls her shit behind t3.

>>55331562
Oh God, The Hobbit in Shiori's comfy voice would be amazing to relax to. She'd do a great Smaug voice, too!

>>55331590
It's weird I played as male characters for 95% of my life and I never felt the way you do.

>>55331923
I need this...

>>55331924
Guess you're gay then.

>>55331726
sorry bro, I just like to archive thing

>>55329794
What did he mean by this?

why did shiori talk about how she saw cats having sex on her lawn in the first 10 minutes of her debut

>>55332421
she slef inserted as the male cat

https://files.catbox.moe/7zwh7t.mp4
Here you go.

>>55332516
me bellow Shiori

>>55332516
where is the hair accessory

>>55332516
Does it usually take a week for these to start coming out?

>>55332516
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
>Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
>She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
>She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

>And when she walks
>All the wind blows in and the angels sing
>But she'll never notice me

>Cause she is watchin' wrestling
>Creamin' over tough guys
>Listenin' to rap metal
>Turntables in her eyes
>It's like a bad movie
>She's lookin through me
>If you were me, then you'd be
>Screamin' someone shoot me
>As I fail miserably
>Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want!

>Yeah she's the girl all the bad guys want
>She's the girl all the bad guys want
>She's the girl all the bad guys want! <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGRxmYXi4Io

>>55332590
That'd get in the way silly anon.

>>55332516
Where did you get the card?

>>55331156
>I would but I don't have a xtitter handle
She's made a point of duplicating everything important to her YT community page so it's not like xitter is the end all be all like it is with other vtubers. I like to think she keeps an eye on her Novelites wherever they are.

>>55332592
Wataamage made Mococo an an hour yesterday. its more able people being lazy.

>>55332832
Despite your typos I knew what you meant.
Thanks for the info.

>>55332516
card?

Shiori is sex ONLY

>>55333202
Shiori is CUTE

>>55332749
>I like to think she keeps an eye on her Novelites wherever they are
She knows what you did last night...

>>55333523
sleep?

>>55333523

>>55333523
I'm sorry for cheating on you with Mumei...

>>55333523
I'm sorry Shori, I couldn't control my urges any longer...

>>55333523
It's still early morning here in Aus shiori, calm down.

>>55333523
Of course she does, she sleeps right next to me

>>55333523
I hope she knows that I impregnated her cai bot

>>55333523
I'm sorry shiori I should have waited for detention ASMR ill retain my semen from now on

>>55332516
Does Wataamage have a Patreon or something where they share cards? I will climb the paywall if need be

once you go alt, you can't go back!

>>55333202
>>55333420
Shiori is CUTE and SEX

>>55332516
*sigh*
Here we go again

>>55330156
>But a lot of men would rather have the woman under their direct control and dress her to their liking
Man, I have AGP and even I would rather make an ideal version of myself and self insert for the MC

>>55329826
You think cute girls larp as Ugly bastards?

>>55333831
He does but I think he posts them on /vt/ for free randomly or on their discord.

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>55333202
novella culo

>>55334032
Time to start lurking the horny split

Any autists out there that have calculated the size of Shiori's milkers though?

>>55333979
I know for a fact a few cute girls did indeed larp as males so that they could comfortably play the game anonymously without having guys lust over them in fucking ff14 raids and getting distracted.
Think one of them even went with male roegadyn just so that other guys wouldn't feel comfortable hitting up a muscular barafag.
Eventually she got a boyfriend and quit the game.

what do you think Shiorin named her cats and dog?

You might call me boring, or even gay but rather than "sick weird freak gf" I prefer the idea of a girl presenting as dark, edgy etc. but is in reality very sweet and caring

>>55334170
beeg

>>55334170
On top of that, can we calculate how much milk she produces?

>>55334204
Cat 1, Cat 2, etc.
Dog

>>55330622
>This'll be petty as fuck but as someone that has to regularly cook, it better not be well-done. I won't drop Shiori if that's how she likes it but I'll hate the idea of cooking for her.
Why americans dislike well-done meat? Asking for a friend.

>>55334208
People like to jerk it to the former but all signs point to Shiori being the latter

>>55334208
That juxtaposition is pretty equally hot in its own way. She should still be unhinged though.

>>55334204
Could she possibly be based enough to pull an H.P. Lovecraft with the cat? I would kneel so hard...

>>55334286
Non-american here, if someone made me well done meat I would make them choke on it.

>>55334259
She's an anime girl, once they start lactating it's basically infinite.

Sitting on a couch with Shiori, playing something you don't particularly care about on tv, and running your fingers through her hair while she reads random articles on her phone and reads out anything she finds interesting!

>>55334208
Isn't that what really happened?

>>55334347

>>55334166
I mean, patreon is like 3 dollars if you want it instantly.

>>55334286
I'm Australian and I said that.
well-done HATE
As for why, well by the time it's well-done, whatever juices that would have been there at other stages are gone, effectively leaving you with a piece of brittle meat that tastes no better than dried meat in which case I'd rather eat dried meat as it's more convenient and I didn't waste time cooking it.

>>55334208
Based. I have enough mental problems on my own, a girl who also has problems just sounds like a recipe for disaster.

>>55334347
Stop

>>55334208
I would argue that boring is good most of the time in this community.

>>55332162
Did you felt gay during the early 2000s too before woke shit hit the game industry?

>>55334347
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55334347
>>55334412
>>55334480
>>55334551
And when she gets particularly excited, she shows you her phone with an excited grin on her face saying "Look! Look, anon!"

https://twitter.com/futoshi_tanaka_/status/1687859568679034880?s=20
https://files.catbox.moe/y50qzo.jpg

Shiorin!

>>55331590
>het
just say normal

>>55334347
Sitting at the table with Shiori feeding her something you made and seeing her brighten up with a smile then you smile back and wipe her cheek because she got food stains there.

I have never fapped to Shiori.

>>55334347
>>55334574
even though I know this will never happen at least it's a happy thought while I keep doing the 87 push-ups

i am currently fapping to shiori

>>55334574
I need to sit down...

>>55334651
yet

>>55334286
The proper way to cook steak sears the outside (the only part with air exposure) which holds all the juices in. If you cook it so slowly that the middle is grey all the juiciness is gone. It's just ruining perfectly good meat

>>55334615
I didn't want to make you feel alienated.

>>55334574
actually go kill yourself.

>>55332516
me on the bottom

>>55334672
>>55334672
>>55334672
>>55334672

>>55331726
It's unlikely, but who knows. Polka also was initially wanting to disable gifted subs, since she uses it to kind of drop the mask so to speak, but eventually enabled them. Given that Cover undoubtedly gets a cut of them, they probably don't want them being disabled. Though she could always have multiple tiers, because gifted are always the lowest I think?

>>55334347
then you tug her hair a little and it flips her switch

>>55334651
what a wonderful time to start then, here, i'll help

>>55334651
I think that's been the consensus on this general but stuff like >>55334715
makes it harder to ignore.

>>55334625
Having ice cream with Shiori, she notices a little bit on your cheek and leans in to gently lick it off while she giggles playfully

>>55334347
FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Cutebros, do not fall into their tricks!!

>>55334721
it's whatever tier you can get for 6 dollars.
So if t1 is 2 dollars and t2 is 5.99, you'll get t2. If it were 6.99 then only t1.

There is a 100% shiori will play sherlock holmes crimes and punishments

>>55334347
Mundane stuff like this makes me feel worse than saccharine love fantasies
Like I actually want to kill you for making me imagine this

>>55334957
They got perms?

>>55334347
>>55334574
This will never be me...

>>55334957
Is that good? Are there actually good Sherlock Holmes games?

>>55334727
Holy fuck that's a good gif

>>55334858
Sitting on a park bench hand in hand listening to songs together as she rests her head on your shoulder and has a peaceful look on her face with her eyes closed and you just look at her feeling peace in your heart.

Cutebros there's nothing stopping you from being a coomer too!

>>55334347
>>55334574

>>55334957
That and the jack the ripper one.

>>55334727
If a girl doesn't look at me the way Shiori does then I don't want her

>ywn spend all day at work only for shiori to tell you good job once you're finished

>>55335072
Stupidly singing 2000s emo rock songs for hours on end while messing up lyrics and laughing

>>55335039
That and the one this anon mentioned >>55335177
are fairly decent

>>55335012
Ame played it before iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZvYHNr_P1Q
It's a slightly chilly May afternoon in 2016; you're sitting in a half-pipe with your cool emo gf Shiori, she is listening to music with you, one earbud each style, she is complaining about her bitch math teacher

>>55334450
Fellow Aussie, agree
It better be medium-rare or rare
Hell, I've even eaten it completely raw before

>Wake up
>Realize no Shiorin today
>No Shiorin today

>>55335090
It's a constant flux between Cutefriend and Sexposter depending on current horny levels

>>55335225
Shut up, don't you dare join him Goslingposter!

>>55334204
Cute childish names in whatever language they speak over in REDACTED where she grew up.

>>55335282
>It's a slightly chilly May afternoon in 2016
zoomer detected

>>55335392
walking around a park talking about each other's day when Shiori spots a spider and runs to it. You catch up and she tells you every little thing about it.

>>55335307
It's be fine bro...all you gotta do is rewatch all her past streams twice and it will almost be time for her monetization stream tomorrow....imagine doing that though, couldn't be me.....
>i'm ngmi

>>55335225
Trying to duet the songs and you both sound really bad but you're having fun laughing then you try solo singing while she's clapping and cheering and you know deep down that it isn't fake enthusiasm but genuine feeling to encourage you to sing your heart out.

>>55335477
I can't believe Shiori is Japanese.

>>55335479
Motherfucker I meant to write 2006.
Although I was in high school in 2016 so I guess it fits for me lol
Also that's when I started wanting to kill myself every day lol
lol

>>55335282
Who gets the ad revenue for these algorithm generated playlists?

>>55335526
will never be me

>>55335526
been there, done that

>>55335538
Her childhood was a wacky Japanese TV show where they enclosed her in a small padded cell and left her to her own devices, just like Nasubi.

>>55335632
Someday you'll find one.

>>55335568
>Although I was in high school in 2016
I was 28 in 2016

Anons, how do I obtain hope for the future?

>>55335802
ancient fuck

Fellow former havers of goth gf's, how much pain are you feeling since the debut?

>>55334334
>Filename
jesas anon...

>>55335802
BOOMER

>>55335882
only 47?

>>55335754
It's a great time. Now my lungs are too shit and I can't sing (or even talk) for extended periods of time.

>>55335911
>47
hey that's papa novella

>>55335882
That's not that much, I already have over 100 Shiorins

https://files.catbox.moe/ibh2xu.mp4

>>55335856
though about purposely avoiding Shiori because the wound is still fresh but now I adore Shiori a lot, she gives me hope that one day I'll get my own regina la autismo

Cutebros, it's so oreover

>>55335982
All me

>>55336033
?

>>55335982

No matter how many lovely imaginary scenarios you post, they're all the motivation I need to keep going

>>55335982
>https://files.catbox.moe/ibh2xu.mp4
Me, Myself and I

>>55336033
It's never oreover

>>55335856
I was the goth kid of the relationship.
Wearing studded belt bracelet and a choker as a male was one way to live out your edgy scene boy life.
Now I'm just a simple working man.

>>55335982
>novelites are sexy ottermoders
>novelites have cocks long and thick enough to hit shiori's cervix and lift her up & down
this was made by shiori

>>55335982
>gangbang
nah

>>55335982
I hate that I like the porn sight of a woman being fucked by several dicks but I hate the idea of sharing a woman with other men
the only way this fantasy works is if I use some cloning jutsu

>>55336127
Laying in bed with Shiorin and she's already asleep cuddled next to you so you reach over trying to caress her cheek making sure you're gentle with your fingers so you don't accidentally disturb her sleep as she's a confirmed light sleeper.

>>55335982
I LOVE MY WHORE OSHI!

>>55336033
hornybos, cutebros, and sexoffenders can coexist

>>55336250
Come on, be kind to your fellow man. She needs us!

>>55336250
>I like the porn sight of several dicks
gay

>>55336250
So what you're saying is if it were Nerissa there then it'd be ok?

>>55336250
>secret jutsu: self-NTR gangbang technique!!

>>55336388
If futa Nerissa was fucking Shiori with me? Sure, sounds good

>>55335982
wow that is actually kinda hot

>>55336186
>Shiori is making herself in Koikatsu and sending the sex webms to her Novelites on her day off

>>55336470
I can never ever imagine Nerissa doing anything remotely close to work during segs thanks to Shiori infodumping her being a bottom.
It's just not possible, Shiori would have to amazon position Nerissa if she were the one with the futa cock.

>>55335982
Feel bad for the poor fella who has to just stand here and doesn't even get touched

>>55335216
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>55329624
why are antis larping as thread regulars now

>>55335832
I'm one year more ancient. There's at least a dozen of us here

>>55335802
HOLY KEK
Ojisan...

>>55335982
>>55334715
post the card

>>55335802
Hahaha you dinosaur! I was 26...

>>55336596
>you come home from work
>"Good work today! Dinner's almost ready!"
Writing these sweet scenarios is putting my heart into diabetic overdose

>>55335882
>47
>This isn't even my final form
sitting at 119 Shiori pics currently and it's been about a day since i did a good scour of Xitter/Pixiv

Have you done your daily reps yet Novelite?

How old is considered ancient for a Novelite?
>t. 29

>>55336915
SENILE OLD FUCK

>>55336890
all these stupid little scenarios are increasing my will to jump off a bridge and be eaten or raped by swans

>Lifting
>Think of Shiorin
>Lift more

>>55336915
36

>>55336915
Idk I'm 28 and thought it was fine. At least I can support my holo oshi properly.

>>55336897
I'm in good shape and gym on the regular. Thank you for asking. Are you doing yours brother?

>>55336915
At least you're not a hag yet.

>>55335882

>>55336915
The age poal had ranges up to 40. There was 3 anons that selected the "Everyday I'm one step closer to death" option

>>55336978
You and I both know Shiorin wouldn't want that from you.
Hell I can write a depression mode scenario just for (You) if you want?

>>55336897
of course I do, who's gonna carry the boats and Shiori if not me?

>>55337029
>there are probably 60 year old Novelites in this thread RIGHT NOW
Show yourselves.

>>55337071
please do

>>55336915
She's prolly about the same age as me because we had the exact same childhood games and cartoons desu

>>55336978
Could be worse, could be Canadian geese

What about Shiori being your daughter?

>>55336989
based

>>55337141
INCEST BABIES

>>55336989
BASED

>>55337141
dreadful, knowing what type of men she wouldn't

>>55337141
I would make love with my wife

>>55336470
I think futa Shiori sounds better imo

>>55337141
I would not be able to sleep everyday wondering what type of man she would marry.

why am I surrounded by old fucks?

>>55337250
Futa daughter Shiori asking you why is her penis not going soft

>>55337141
Ive seen the terror a scene girl daughter can cause to her father's mental, absolutely not

>>55337141
i would be in jail

>>55337021

>>55336897
About to start my laundry, lift, get my 10k steps in, and then do some cleaning around the house. Feeling extra motivated today.

>>55336894
I kneel

>>55337021
Kusa

>>55337215
she would attract*

>>55335982
I want to bridal carry her with my cock.

>>55336897
I've just finished the 87 push-ups from last thread + my basic routine, can't wait to shower and imagine the happy scenarios from this thread

It will get better if you believe it bros

>>55337250
Have you seen Koi_s3's Lamy-Botan animations? I think dom female on futa works pretty well desu

The only proper role for Shiorin is that of a loving wife and mother!

>>55337250
No thanks, I prefer futa FWMC.

>>55336915
holy shit go to a thread where people actually care about your age fucking faggot

>>55337368
KING SHIT

>>55337287
>Futa daughter Shiori asking you why is her penis not going soft
And you're her mom then, right...?

>>55336897
>Have you done your daily reps yet Novelite?
Yes. this is day 2 and i still feel awful. everything hurts.

>>55337427
Found the one step closer to death poal voter.

>>55337305
What the fuck?

>>55337373
No I haven't but I will
Thank you fellow Novelite

NTA, but "pupils" sounds better

Shiori drained me. Again.

>>55337105
>Waking up one day to the feeling that something's not right
>You go down to the kitchen
>Huh? She's not there?
>You panic
>Frantically search every room
>Nothing
>You look at the time
>The clock is still ticking
>You quickly go back to your room
>You grab your phone
>You notice your wallpaper
>???
>You ignore what you saw and call the number you know
>Nothing
>It doesn't even ring properly
>You're slowly becoming aware of what's happening
>You get on your pc
>You look on YT
>She's there
>She at least exists
>But what about all your memories?
>Your duets at karaoke? Sitting in the park with her? Sitting on the couch with her as she flicks through her phone?
>You look at your phone again
>You confirm that it's only a picture of you when it should have been a picture of two
>Then you hear it once more
>"Good work today!"

We might as well be a retirement home...

>>55337568
Thank you, I'll go drown in the Channel.

>>55337566
t. me

>>55337492
The beginning is always rough, keep focused and it soldier

>>55337497
no, just stop trying to characterize the people here, we don't need to create accounts to post here like reddit

>>55336897
I lifted yesterday. It's too hot to do anything outside for now, but I might go for a jog later.
I have a long take home assessment for a job I applied to which I am torn on doing. Being unemployed feels shitty, but I'm really wanting to find a new career path and I'd be miserable if I did get this position.

>>55337492
STAY HARD, who's gonna carry your goth wife if not you?

>>55336996
I post these usually as soon as I finish lol

>>55337021
I wonder if we can get her to sing Milk & Cereal...

I've only been doing cardio 20mins everyday for a year now.
Am I allowed in the /fit/ novelite club?

>>>/fit/

my favorite ship since takamori died

>>55337833
Fresh pump always feel nice

I was kind of hoping the fanbase would be more like Klokateers

>>55336996
>>55337076
>>55337316
>>55337368
>>55337492
>>55337754
God Bless

>>55338038
too bad Shiori is straight you fucking eunuch

>>55338038
ponder, the, aroma.

>>55337492
Everything is supposed to hurt (in the right way) because your muscles are damaged and will recover stronger.
Keep it up bro

>>55337958
hey at least we aren't /soc/ now

>Shiori
>Straight

Not a /fit/bro, but please remember to have a rest day, novelites. Don't go tearing your muscles from overexertion

>>55337958
Join us instead

Goslings, how long do the feelings last? I've been into vtubers for 5 years now and this is the first time it's happned to me

who cares about your fitness, go the fuck back

>>55338315
You are correct when it comes to heavy lifting. You can always work on your stamina and flexibility in between tho

>>55337958
Every new general is always like this. Fake positivity and all that. We will slow down one day.

>fake Novelites rejecting Shiori's suggestion to exercise and better their lives
What should they be called?

>>55338389
Too weak to bridal carry Shiori~n anon?

>>55329826
I personally go right in the middle and usually make my characters male so I can romance the girls but cute enough that I can wear the girls clothes without it looking too weird.

>>55338431
hey let's believe that we have real positivity here

>>55338389
Shiori told us to work out so I work out. I will not fail her and I will bridal carry her.

average novelite
I love how early 2000s he looks

>>55338555
I'm trying my best to be positive and root for other anons.
Is it also the culture of this site to not do that?

>>55338471
I see people say this a lot but if it's only a matter of princess lifting and not holding for minutes or walking around, even I can do that and I'm a lanklet. It's a skill issue (technique) unless Shiori is a lot more chonky than she appears.

>>55338443
Dunno, but this hall monitor shit is getting pretty tiring. I guess one of the catalog vermin found their way of being a thorn here after his ntr posting has been getting more and more deleted recently.

>>55338443
HERETICS!! THE FILTH MUST BE PURGED!!!

>>55338443
Censors or Editors

>>55338639
Not a board culture issue so much as a a problem with the average user being a depressed unwell doomer.
I wouldn't worry about it

>>55338647
Imagine being able to lift her like a feather, walk up stairs with her. Lay her gently on the bed without strain.
Be your best self anon

>>55338443
You don't need to post here in order to work out. Don't turn a thread into your oshi, it leads to faggotry beyond human comprehension.

I started working out after 2 years because of Shiori, my body feels like shit, but i will be a better man

>>55338431
Don't undersell it, it's my real positivity that will slow down.

>>55337958
this general is /fit/ and /lit/

>>55338639
Positivity is always a good thing, but sadly there are people who live in a world of hurt and want to bring others down with them. That's just how it goes, especially in a place like this, what can you do.

Shiori~n!

>>55338389
/qa/ lost

Why do people want to take away my happiness

>>55339052
look at where you are...

>>55339052
Because this board is full of miserable parasocial people that actively avoid improving their lives and try to drag others down to their level. Remember to stay strong and keep going for yourself and your oshi.

>>55338334
First time it happened to me, the full stage of caring enough to make serious life changes to try being a person she'd care about lasted about 6 months, then she started streaming less, taking hiatuses, and my interest petered off. I still have some of the positive habits but a lot of them petered off and I imagine it'll be a long time before I find anyone or anything that I care abiut that much again.

>>55338639
Doing something for others is much more appropriate than doing something for oneself here, at least.

>>55339233
Who was your oshi, anon?

>>55339233
This.
Same but with an irl girl.

The hall monitors want to police the cool goths who don't play by the rules. Don't listen to them! Bring your bug collection to school and skip gym class to listen to Sum41 outside on the school bleachers!

>>55337316
Hey guys I offered to take my autistic girlfriend out to lunch for her birthday and she REALLY wanted to go to McDonald's. She got really upset when I told her she shouldn't eat her burger with scissors so she dropped them in my drink instead. She seems to be feeling better now, but they were her favorite pair of scissors and I feel like I should clean them up somehow. Any advice?

>>55339398
Yeah Sum41 is goth as fuck

>>55339398
Are hall monitors even a real thing? I never had them at my school.

I'm strong enough to carry her up the stairs, but too weak to look at her.

>>55338334
I had this problem but irl for a time. It's actually more of a positive thing than not because I was a fat fuck before being hit with a wave of motivation so I got off my fat ass and worked on myself to fit her ideal image.
That shit lasted a year but nothing came of it, regardless I didn't drop what i started and went back to how i was prior, so I'm more..grateful? for the motivation than regretful

>>55329826
If the character is supposed to engage in physical prowess and beat other powerful characters I make a male, specially if the setting is medieval or post apocalyptic (A lone woman wouldn't last a second in the Faullout universe for example) but if the setting is SciFi I like to make hot/cute girls because every power move can be explained by science stuff like cybernetics, for example 2b.

i will only cum when shiori streams without her jacket

I want to lick mud and blood off shiori boots from her recent body burying

Some of the words used in "the rats in the walls" are flying over my head since i'm esl but I'm getting the gist of it. I think...

>>55339536
Burger here. I remember seeing them in middle school during extended breaks and lunch times, but never during classes like they show in Japanese media. They also had no power other than to just tattle to a teacher, so it was really just an ego stroke role.

>>55339852
>>55339852
written, flip whenever

>>55339339
A smaller /here/tuber. She eventually reincarnated and seems to be doing pretty well now, but I barely watch her anymore.

>>55339702
I make female characters because I'm a coomer

>>55340020
Do you ever wish she never reincarnated?

>>55340115
I want to be reincarnated as shiorins child!

>>55336250
HOLY BASED

My wife, btw

>>55329826

>>55329826
>>55330156
this