/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Next stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__YRk8gLRLc

Schedule: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1685898731537702912
Debut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiorin~

This might sound kinda gay, but I find a lot of comfort in Shiori and this thread

>>55312707
Mad scientist collab please.

>>55312822
I get it but collab begging is bad m'kay

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE A VIOLENT PAST AND WILL REMOVE SUBHUMANS ANTIS IN BOTH YOUR SPLIT AND CATALOGUE THREADS FROM THIS MORTAL PLANE

1406 Shiori!

>>55312902
The idea will just have to live rent free in my head until it happens.

So probably forever.

What video do you think Shiorin is doing today?
I miss her bros I'm ngmi till Sunday

>>55313109
She is preparing for her upcoming streams like a good girl. She does a lot of homework for her content.

She misses (You) too bro, you gotta make it

>>55313198
Thanks Shiorin. I love you.

>>55313109
Delete this lust provoking image before I summon the authorities

>>55313109
Shiori is this shy when you enter her room while she's changing

>>55313198
If true, she would do a twitterspace from bed

>>55313183
But anon, did you not watch her debut? Offline archiving mission means it's a recording day. She's shooting/editing a regular video and will be posting it to her channel at some point

anyone got that moan from l4d stream?

dumb rrat: that one HoloEN creepypasta that was on the catalog once and was briefly posted in global was actually her

>>55313495
Which one? There were a lot.

>>55313497
Rrat: all (you), Shiorin

>>55313495
>>55313529
Don't worry bros, i got you
https://youtu.be/p_vUrLfFZbo?t=1564
https://youtu.be/p_vUrLfFZbo?t=1926
https://youtu.be/p_vUrLfFZbo?t=4646
https://youtu.be/p_vUrLfFZbo?t=6046

>>55313529
the first one around 15 minutes mark I think

>>55313786
>there's someone tongue-ing youuuuu in a not good waaaaay
God, I love this woman.

>>55313868
Every five minutes that collab she said the most schizo suspicious shit and the entire group just ignored it like she wasn't a fucking psychopath. Funniest shit I ever say, sasuga shiorin

I want to punch Shiori

You guys are seriously missing out on Shiori's $7 Voicepack, which includes
>Shiori's yawn, which wakes you up and makes you happy in the morning.
>Shiori is saying goodnight and hopes to overcome her insomnia to see you soon.
>"Shio-rin" as a notification for you and remind you to check it.
>Shiori introduces herself and wants to create pleasant moments with you.

i wonder if there will be a live dissection stream. probably on insects, animals would be too bloody.

examining the internal anatomy of a beetle or something, removing and then reconstructing the carapace piece by piece, naming every part

>>55314090
i cant get voicepacks yet because it's still too engrained in my brain from watching her for so long. Once day tho. I can almost disassociate Kson already...

>>55314090
does it have "good morning darling I made breakfast"?

>>55314090
>he only bought 1 (uno) voicepack
I /SHIG/ THE /DIG/

>>55314090
Look, I love my retarded autistic oshi. HOWEVER, information wants to be free and I will NOT pay for 1s and 0s. I will member for unique streams and buy merch thay isn't trash acrylic stands.

>verification not required

>>55313786
God bless you Anon

>>55314090
How does the english version compare to the japanese version? I'm thinking of buying both

>>55314090
Shiorin you're supposed to shill onstream...

>>55314090
I'd rather not have an anime girl be set as my alarm, risk of family or people out and about hearing it is way too high
If she did a fun re-readable book narration or some kind of "go to sleep" stream or even sung a lullaby akin to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VlAyEUXYM I might fall asleep to her with headphones on tho
Got to sleep to the linked lullaby a whole lot, makes me cry myself to sleep. Think Shioris voice would suit it well desu, she could make songs like that which are quite alright even if they do have sovl

Love my sexy goth wife shiorin

>>55314575
SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX SHIORI SEX

>>55314575
I wrote this

Is she going to collab with males or not? Make your bets

>>55314693
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU

>>55314575
This, but with my cute goth wife shiorin instead.

>>55314726
slurp slurp mercury so good

>>55314726

>>55312707
>69
Spicy page calls for a spicy thread

>>55314726
SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK GET ME POISONED GET ME POISONED GET ME POISONED GET ME POISONED GET ME POISONED

>>55314825
>Spicy page calls for a spicy thread
shiori eating some takis and asking me to blow on them because theyre too hot

How much money will you give to shiori on her debit. Poorfag here so I'm only dropping a 20 at most.

>>55314899
>takis
What the fuck are these
I see them in the store and they look just like chips but with a weird shape on the package, except the packets are all expensive as fuck and like $12 or some shit, Aussie import price I'm assuming but why the fuck are they worthy of the price?

>>55315016
None, supachats are an addiction like gambling, you get that recognition and then you wanna give them more, learnt my lesson already
Will member her tho. Gifted memberships might be alright too as the value could multiply, will capture a percentage of non-commited grayname fags and make them visit more streams, become loyal fans and send money themselves

i know i shouldn't let this live rent free in my head, but does anyone else ever find themselves thinking about the PL sisters who came out of the woodwork to tell us all about what she was like, to the point of making an attention whoring thread? i guess they could've just been seething antis trying to concern troll, but they didn't seem like it at the time. but i have never seen 'insiders' be so precisely fucking wrong in my life. they told us that
1. she hates lewding
2. she won't be remotely parasocial
3. she's chill and "grounded"
4. she's going to be the most professional yab free tard wrangler, and that's what will make her a good leader for this gen
5. and that's why we shouldn't be disappointed that she won't end up being our unhinged hot topic dick tingling gf, but we should be happy anwyay! because she'll be super professional!

how fucking wrong can they have been, even on their 'positive points.' i love my wife but 'chill' is the last word i'd use to describe her. and she's so autistic i'm genuinely afraid she'll do some yab like loudly and cutely saying nigga on stream. she's so adhd and loud and all over the fucking place. who were these fuckers talking about?

>>55314575
SEX IN THE BOX WITH SHIORI

>>55315016
1 aka + membership. I'm not a gachi.

>Try to read
>Get everything quiet
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It's over, I'm sorry Shiorin or wait fug prolly just audiobook time

>>55315026
popular mexican brand of spicy chips or crisps, idk what you guys call them over there
its a slice of corn tortilla rolled up tightly and baked til crunchy then covered in spices and lemon
im guessing the price is because of import and popularity/exoticness
theyre okay to good depending on your taste and the flavor

Do you envision her as a twig, normal, or plump girl?

>>55315481
almost definitely a twig

>>55315515
doesn't she do /fit/ reps?

>>55315481
normal to twig but in my fantasy, slightly chubby, meat in all the right places

I'll drop 10€ for the oreo fund but I'm more of a merch guy.

>>55315481
comfy thighs

>>55315216
I'll admit right now I was one of the people saying she'll be chill and also a good tard wrangler. I never talked about the negative points though. I thought I'd get the same comfy streams which in a way I was right but it seems she's trying to distance herself from her old stuff and I'm honestly happy to be wrong. I still do wonder what she has in store for 3D though because her 3D stuff was chef's kiss
All that said I do believe she is a good tard wrangler both for her chat when they act up and her genmates when she needs them to be.

>>55315547
the way she talked about /fit/ness screamed twig to me

>>55315547
She's into fit bros. but Idk if she's fit herself. I feel bad for all the fatanons who will he rejected by her. They won't get GFE from her but the friend zone experience.

>>55315481
Twig or plump, leaning towards plump.
I know autistic women are plump or twigs with no inbetween.

>>55315619
ok fair enough. sorry for the callout. you're right she does tard wrangle her chat, and somehow is the tard wrangler in actual video games. it is actually baffling that shiori~n is the gamer of the group

>>55315630
i wonder if she only accepts men who can squat 2plate

>>55314315
You can transfer the audio on a casette tape if you want something that's not 1s and 0s.

>Shiorin counts as new
>sure
I love the cheeky wink she did lol
this dork

>>55315547
>>55315628
>>55315630
She absolutely does exercise
The 3k steps thing each night is kinda low desu, but that really just burns calories and doesn't help make you that fit, but in addition to that I'm pretty sure she does women tier calisthenics because coincidentally I'm literally watching her do them right now

>>55315741
>>55315630
She wants to be bridal carried, and presumably not just for 5 seconds while the guy is struggling to hold me. It should look effortless in how you pick Shiori up and carry her around.

>>55315883
> she does women tier calisthenics
hey whoa don't dox my full name like that bro. it's not my fault she can't keep our love a secret

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>larping as Shiori
jesas

>>55316019
Wtf anon, you over milk shiori this time.

>>55315901
>while the guy is struggling to hold me
>me

>>55313497
I miss Kuzu Lilianne!

>>55315689
Nah you're good anon, it's still funny how wrong people are on the other points.
Especially, the lewding and parasocial ones.
It's also funny how many touted the whole "Clean slate in holo" yet no one wants to follow it.

>>55315832
"suuuure, new"
>knew the throw the gas cans down to the car strat
>wink
I loved it.

>>55316086
She's here.

She definitely downplays her gaming side, don't know why.

Don't get me wrong though, I love that she's doing something different.

>>55315901
i'm currently working to develop that can carry missionary fuck her strength.

>>55316431
Gotta work on your deadlifts novellite

>>55316393
Personally, I think it's more entertaining for the audience when you're not good at games unless you market yourself to be good.
I know for a fact that some (flesh) streamers are a lot better at a game than they let on.
Hiding her power level and only going full autistic and prioritizing the mission at the end is probably her getting a bit tilted.

>>55315216
> i'm genuinely afraid she'll do some yab like loudly and cutely saying nigga on stream.
i have this fear too. she strikes me as the kind of person who spent so long feeling unloved and unwanted. then suddenly she's being hit with a wave of overwhelming love and support from an audience magnitudes larger than she's used to that it's frying her autistic brain.

>>55316582
That's what her genmates and manager are for assuming her manager isn't dogshit like I've heard about IRyS' manager.
I've only ever seen Gorilla Mane-chan though and her tardwrangling of Axel was phenomenal

Anyone have the Shiorin pic with bane mask? I swear to god I've seen one of them before.

Woke up really rough but managed gym and I'm making cajun toast with scrambled eggs and moz to help feel less queasy. Tomorrow is absolutely a stay in bed and read books kind of day...

>>55313109
tfw have thighs and tummy of this exact size and type but some mean anon keeps calling me fat and tells me to d i e

>>55316778
Kys attention whore

>>55316778
Post your tits and thighs or gtfo.

where I could find some pngs of the blob thing?

>>55316778
post bulge

>>55316854
wow you have such a big and juicy vocabulary anon, I bet you're popular with the ladies offline, I'm sure Shiori really likes lads like you

>>55316917
Women love bad boys. Is how good men turn into incels.

Guys they changed the icon of my twitter app!

So, how much are you throwing at Shiori in two days?
I still hope MCR anon pays the fuck up.

>>55316967
Shiori?

>>55316917
Not that anon but here,this might be more up to your speed.

>>55316892
Yorick*

>>55317025
Based

>>55316778
eat a salad fat bitch

>>55316917
Fuck off f*male, go back to lurking or stop being so open about your disability. Attention whore

I legitimately cannot tell.
Are these new novelites that keep biting into things they shouldn't or is it already the end of dead hours?
How the fuck are so many of you only reacting to something that's been ongoing for days /now/
The hell happened to ignoring?

>>55315630
let me introduce you to a haaton tradition of staying fit for your oshi! we got a pig sergeant who reminds us to do push ups. we reply to the post and do push ups according to the two last digits of our reply. become fit for Shiori!

I've been depressed ever since my girlfriend rejected me over her career instead.
Shiori will not betray me right?

Shiori will be watching SummerSlam tonight fingering herself to the tribal chief why is life so unfair bro.

>>55317425
Honestly think it's new novelites that came in after the karaoke. nobody gave a fuck enough to speak up on day 1 and allowed it to continue happening. can almost guarantee it wouldn't be continuing if someone was against it day 1 but here we are.

>>55317490
Rolling for shiorin!

>>55317003
20$ is about my budget, maybe more depending on the quality of her bit

>>55317590

Define reject, like is she focusing on her career, or is she breaking up with you in order to persue said career?

>>55317490
Rollin'

>>55317490
i see the replies, are we supposed to reply with "Rollin"?

>>55312707
Would Shiori read superchats? Is she the type that only reads red superchats? Or, is she like the 'Watame, Coco, Rushia'-type that reads everything?

>>55317924
Prove you're not shiorin

>>55317924
yeah, you gotta roll for push ups

>>55317934
Think she'll read em but have a designated reading time instead of as they come up.

>>55317954
I've never read a Sherlock book

>>55317490
Rollin, pull ups instead.

I had a friend in high school that was pretty much Shiori only without her voice. I think she was into me too, but at that time I avoided leading her on because I already had my eyes on someone else (who ended up becoming an ethot fitness roastie). I still punch myself daily for not going with the treasure that was well within my grasp.

>>55317804
she moved to the other side of the country for a job. said im her ankle chain and ball if we should keep dating. ive been crying to sleep ever since

>>55318147
You should e-stalk that girl, look her up online then send me her info because clearly you don't deserve her

you guys sound pathetic

>>55318096
rip m8

>>55318147
It's alright anon, pick yourself up and start again. It's not easy but it's always better than just beating yourself up over past choices.
>>55318182
Sorry to hear that dude. If it's any consolation, have this.

>>55318096
based, stay hard

>>55318217
So does your dick

I'm no fitnesshead (I'm lanky as fuck) but when I tried figuring out how to get mass I stumbled upon a series of books called Convict Conditioning. Maybe you guys will find it helpful

>>55318096
Fuck anon is dead

>>55318214
All the profiles I used to follow are abandoned at this point after 10 years. I tried looking all I could and she simply disappeared. I had an old phone that had pictures of her saved on it, but my dumbass threw it out about 2 years ago. No other memory exists. Makes me wonder if she changed her legal name.

>>55318182
Damn... Im sorry for your loss anon

Shiori opening up monetization made me remember that I have to clean up my old memberships that I no longer really care for.
Any of you anons on the same boat?

Every thread it's Goslingposters reminiscing about losing their old gf/crushes!

>>55318511
God I wish I had enough money where I just throw monthly subscriptions to vtubers and be like "I forgot I even had those lol"

>>55318511
Clean them up and donate what you would have spent on them next month to Shiori

>>55318544
To be fair it's only 3 vtubers that I care to cancel out of 6.

>>55318515
It only reinforces the saying that you should admire and grateful for things you presently have. Such as our Shiorin.

>>55318515
Eh, I say let them. As long as they don't try to make themselves identifiable long-term it's just a part of chubba generals.

>>55318608
its in the goslings nature to never learn

>>55318182

Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that, that's so painful anon. It sounds like she felt guilty about forcing you to come along with her, and if it was a long commute I imagine she might have felt really conflicted. I know everything happens for a reason, but if you guys are still in touch and she truly did want to be with you (without the guilt of feeling like she's making you her ankle chain and ball, or does that expression mean that she was saying -you- were being that? I'm genuinely autistic sorry) then I feel that you guys would find a way to make things work. I know it's painful, I'm so sorry. You aren't a burden and if that expression was used against you, you're certainly no ball and chain, you're a person with valid feelings.

>>55318582
Yeah that's the plan. Sadly memberships don't open immediately but definitely day 1 membership here.
I'm betting either next week or after first month.

>>55318426
I think she changed her name to Orion I. Lovelash. You should look her up.

>>55318683

No, no, you absolutely have to learn from things that do not go right. We can always, always be better and learn from everything and cherish the things that people we meet and lose teach us in the process. It's hard, but it's a part of living and surviving and becoming kinder to ourselves as well as others.

Seems like her fanfic hashtag has some activity. Do you think she'll seriously read any of those on stream?

>>55318182
You think that's bad I lost two people. My ex and someone I knew since middle school someone I once called a friend and brother. In short my ex cheated on me with my best friend behind my back while I was locked in a mental ward for depression because my mother had passed away months prior and i had gone through a depression. When I asked why all I was told by her was to understand and not judge her. I haven't spoken to neither of them for about 5 months now they're both dead to me.

>>55318511
I'm waiting for a 2 year badges so I can prove to everyone that I was a fan of the girl I'm critizing. I wouldn't do that since all of my past oshis left a good mark on me with a lot of fun streams but you kinda get bored of the same schtick, month after month. It's a money sink now.

>>55318810
I think it's more of a self-satisfaction thing. Although I have a feeling that she's going to read the above-average ones on stream at some point.

>>55318810
I mean why not? It's free content. She can either do that or put it on her break screen.
>>55318829
Which one if you don't mind saying anon?

>>55318515
Idk man, Goslingposts like
>>55318147
>>55317590
>>55318827
make us feel like brothers in arms. I hope shiorin fixes us all

>>55318881
Could be fun. I'm too anxious to post any of my dogshit on twitter, so I gotta wonder how high the "above average" bar is.

Instead of typical lovey dovey fanfics, I think I'll just write a comedic skit

>>55315901
This really depends on how much she weighs, there's a strength point above the target weight you have to achieve to be able to realistically have the endurance to constantly carry that weight in your arms
Any anons have a guess on how much she weighs? If she's really short I'm lowballing 45kg, up to 60kg if she's actually a giant

>>55318938
I miss her bro...

>>55318982
I'm personally of the opinion that it's better to just go with it and do your best. What's your reaction going to be if you don't submit yours and she reads out someone elses that isn't as great as yours?
"it could have been me"? Yeah it really could have.
Go for it anon, the worst that could happen is that you tried, really.

>>55318938
Here's to hoping. But I've kinda lost faith after that. It doesn't bother me that cheated on me because women are women what really killed me inside was it was my best friend she did it with someone I knew or I guess I thought I knew for 20 years.

https://twitter.com/_se_t_/status/1687820776207241216

What are the chances she would play Holocure and Idol fighter?

>>55318827
>>55319265
I'm generally lenient to a lot of things but cheating like that with no real explanation is god awful, sorry to hear this anon.

>>55316582
People seem to forget she's actually another gura who has a pl that had multiple really viral videos and a significant sub count, she's absolutely accustomed to a massive audience, however there is a difference between pre-recorded and live streams
I've certainty seen her YouTube videos a lot over the years, but did she ever have a lot of twitch viewers?

>>55319176
Yeah that's a good point. I'm probably overthinking things anyway. It's fanfic, not some journal submission or whatever.

>>55319331
idol fighter = zero
holocure is a braindead game, she's going to stream it at one point because it's essentially a zatsu

>>55319331
She won't play idol fighter unless she's added to it but Fuwamoco being a duo character is more likely for Idol Fighter

>>55319331
I wonder how knowledgeable she is about hololive stuff, she hasn't gushed about her senpais yet

>>55316582
kiara said nigga on stream
it's going to be fine

I can see shiori definitely pulling a pewds after some anon stream snipe her during an open fps stream.

>>55319404
Take it from one anon to another. There's never any harm in trying unless you're trying to get hurt in the first place.
Whether or not this encourages you to try, I hope all the best for you all the same.

>>55318882
Sorry anon but I can't. First of all I don't wanna talk about non-shioris and second of all, I have a large membership count and I'm afraid of someone cross-refrencing and doxing me. Got threatened with a dox already when a 2view showed my mail in the streamlabs. Luckily, I wasn't schizo or anything so they never released the dox.

>>55316778
If you are as hot as you say and cosplayed as her, I wouldn't complain about having a 3D local thread slut who could act as an icon of lust for anons desires as long as the photos are always in cosplay, and not spammed every day that they derail or shift the focus from shiori

>>55319429
Being good at fighting games was part of their thing so most likely they will try it out at some point.

>>55319490
Knowing her pl, it's definitely Sora or Roboco

>>55319634
All good anon.
Hopefully that doxx scare was only a doxx scare.
t. retarded anon that accidentally self doxxed, twice, but no one was schizo enough to come after me.

>>55319703
Sorry I meant for >>55319477

>>55319703
Anon, your tabs...

why does her stream thumbnail say 1st?

>>55319873
she is teasing with our hearts

>>55319736
She called Sora her goddess

>>55319873
Because she's gonna get the most money from the relay.
Support our oshi anon.

>shiori deleted part of her L4D video
What could it be? I want to save all the dirty jokes

>>55320236
Huh? Really?

>>55320391
No

>>55320391
Was it the mascara running off her face?

>>55320391
around 3 minutes

What do the chapters and pages mean in the thread title?

>>55320448
Don't believe you anon, post timestamp

>>55320468
The thread is a novella about Shiori. The pages are the threads and the chapters are the month.

>>55320236
I knew something was wrong when board's reactions were delayed by 5 minutes

>>55317490
Rollerino

>>55320591
its sad, I just want to archive all her lewd jokes for personal use. but there are weirdos yab baiting her, so, I guess is going to edit out

How knowledgeable is she on Comiket? Since Summer Comiket is coming soon I wonder if she would be able to make a stream discussing Comiket or cons experiences with the audience

>>55320391
>>55320448
>>55320523
>>55320591
>>55320735
I took this pic maybe 20 mins after stream ended so unless she deleted shit asap and knew exactly where it was, without privating the vod first, then it's a lie.
t. numberfag on the side but doesn't usually bring that shit here

>>55320886
her japanese skills is nonexistent so not very I think

>>55320888
Poor biboo, she's supposed to be the gamer...

Holy newfags. Chat won't display if the VOD was edited.

need more chuuni art

>>55321049
they started the stream at 4:00 maybe a minute later. "in memory of FuwaMoco" appeared around 1:43:00 into the stream. hlgg started reacting to it 5:38 my time

>>55321313

>>55321313
Huge "the one withing the villainess" vibes here

>>55321366
4:00 in my timezone**

>>55321366
Anon, I don't know what your issue with timings is and I don't care enough to figure it out but there is just no way to retain chat replay on youtube after editing a VOD. It would look like related.

TO ALL CHOKERZ:

1. Where are u from?
2. What do you do all day?

>>55321562
I'm just saying that Shiori edited her vod

What was cut from the vod?

>>55321675
And I'm saying you are wrong with objective evidence

>>55314090
>>Shiori's yawn, which wakes you up and makes you happy in the morning.
Yawns are scientificially proven to make people tired plus I just realized I don't remember the last time I yawned.

>>55321740
Nothing lol.
There's two, maybe even three posts with literal proof nothing was cut.

>>55321662
1. Usa
2. Chemist

>>55321740
Your dick.

>>55321779
>two, maybe even three
i think there might even be four

>>55321662
Belgium, IT

>>55321746
Yep you were right, she started earlier GOMENASAI FOR MY RETARDNESS

>>55321662
Australia
Accountant

>>55321662
Poland
Play games, masturbate, eat hot chip, lie

>>55321662
GMT +3
studying in uni

>>55322181
Do they have takis in poland
If so i recommend

>>55322181
bisexual kurwa Anon...

Guys, I haven't watched the collab yet. Was it a must watch from a Novellite point of view or should I just stick to solo streams?

>>55322098
>>55321945
>>55321801

>>55322348

>>55322410

>>55321662
Texas, work in Radio

>>55322326
it shows her competence and natural leadership but also her abrasiveness in groups but yea considering we have some 5 hrs of shiori total at this point why not

>>55321662
Italy
NEETGOD

>>55321662
SEAland
workout, check crypto, cry from reds, watch streams, play valorant, check stocks, cry again, sleep

>>55322502
you should play a prank on the hosts switch one of their button board sound clips with a shio

>>55322326
shiorin didn't get any chance to start any tangents, but she's still throwing out spicy lines one after the other. entertaining as hell

>>55320236
She's a video editor, entirely possible it's just dead time before or after the stream to make it more neat. (She is autistic after all.) I did not see or hear anything particularly yab-worthy.

>>55321662
Italy
Winemaker

>literature themed general
wheres my humanities bros at

>>55322579
as funny as that'd be, one of my supervisors knows my powerlevel and would immediately know it were me

>>55321662

1. England
2. Librarian for half a week, artist for the other, gym and craft in freetime (and read) and vidya

>>55322517
>>55322584
Nice time for some Shiorin then

>>55322654
Nobody is prepared for the inevitable /lit/ bro fanfic entries.

>>55322871
Whaaaaat this sounds so comfy
Also sounds like one of those commietard responses to a twitter thread about "what would your job be after the revolution comrades"
but actually how does one do this

>>55322871
This sounds cool as fuck anon, good shit

>>55323004

I feel very lucky to be in this position- (I also love the Italian winemaker anon, I want to visit Italy again, Bologna is my fav, I miss my nonna's cooking but my late dad and aunt both inherited her recipes and they live on)

and getting here took a lot, and I mean a lot of patience and endurance, and maybe dumb luck so I'll greentext it if that's okay:

> be me
> tough upbringing but go to university for art degree/animation degree, finish secondary and sixth form with really high grades in english literature, arts and media, and good grades in maths and science, volunteer at library back home from age 15-18 before moving to uni town, really enjoy it, want to help people in libraries someday but also persue art
> graduate uni and want to live by myself in uni town, have to go to job centre
> absolutely gruelling process with patronizing woman who essentially insists that I'm overqualified and I need to work in retail to get basic experience (she's partially right but it sucks)
> spend 4 years in customer service job in workplace so bad we get through five managers, lose dad in process to cancer, struggle but need to pay for roof above head, barely any time to function, draw, and had to properly justify going home to see my dying father, ended up actually not making it and he died the night before I reached him
> we won't go into the trauma of this but this made retail 10x worse
> apply as school librarian in local boarding school, amazing interview, head of library phones me and says he wanted me to get it so badly but that I should get library experience in a smaller library and not to give up, this was just after my dad's funeral, feel really determined
> apply for job at library I really like that's local, feel really good about it, I don't get the job, but the manager calls me and says don't give up and that they never hire the first time, I'd later find out the truth of this
> continue to be determined
> 2018 a job opens up at my local coffee shop and I have customer service under my belt by this point
> get hired and it pays more money and is marginally better but still hard work, keep eye on library jobs, start to have more time to also freelance again and draw, find love in it again
> on a trip with friends in Japan we'd saved for, another job opens up in the same local library, this time with blessed hours that work out to give me £500 more a month than barista job, but only three days a week not counting overtime
> holy shit second time lucky
> apply again while abroad, enjoy the Japan trip
> get interviewed, convince self I flubbed up because I infodumped about onions milk in a random question
> "we'll contact you in the next week anon!" handshakes firm
> with friend for lunch in shop after, three hours later get call
> you've got the job
> lay on floor of homeware shop and have to contain excitement
> "t-thank you! I'll see you soon"
> this was summer 2019
> enough time and rest that I can be librarian AND freelance artist but some future stuff soon big but can't say, excited though

I've worked my way up within this service since then and I've never been happier, and it took a lot of failures to get here and the things I was overqualified in in the job center's eyes ended up making me a strong candidate, they remembered me from my first application and apparently I did really well the second time too. Honestly so grateful

TLDR: Don't give up, study hard, customer service sucks but is a worthwhile skill even in libraries when you're in a big public one that's local, stay hydrated and stay determined!

>>55323816

* ONIONS MILK

>>55323816
Get a fucking blog faggot oh my fucking god

>>55323976

Hey, I'm not about to nutshell when another anon asks a genuine question, sorry about the blogpost though!

>>55323816
>Don't give up, study hard, stay hydrated and stay determined!

>>55323816
>>55323921
Anon-chama.
What are you doing with Aqua's milk?

>>55324099
Mood desu

>>55324111

Adding it into my coffee because I need energy to be social in 2 hours

>>55322654
Uh, I took comp. lit and art history to meet the humanities requirement for my CS degree, and now I'm working as a van driver... so hi, I guess?

>>55324074
>posting bbc bait
as expected of a /soc/fag

>>55324237

Mate I would rather eat my own vomit than even lurk /soc/ that's not a nice thing to say about Basil Brush

>>55324168
I wish caffiene did something for me.
I've reached the point where coffee does absolutely nothing other than to flare up my taste buds.
>>55322654
Sorry anon, I took up the numbers.
>numberfa-
That shit isn't profitable on this board. Neither is it profitable in /biz/

>soc soc soc
>pol pol pol
Not even a week in, we already have our first schizo!

>>55324316

Did you go through a phase where you had a lot of caffiene in a day? I found not having it for a week to three weeks helped but prepare to feel lethargic in the process

>>55324332
are you not counting in the brownskin who rmposts on cooldown in every general shiori gets mentioned?

>>55324409
Antis are a separate ordeal. They're intruders, not "thread population" so to speak

Shiori Novella thread?

>>55324332
The funniest part is we've gone over topics like this since day fucking 1, and only now is someone complaining?
I'd bet money if someone spoke up day 1 then the other anon would have at least reeled it in.
But no, here we are, conveniently after the karaoke, when new fans could have flooded in.
>>55324387
First two years of hospitality courses trying to shake off social anxiety by being more energetic and upbeat.
I've tried taking breaks of up to 6 months drinking nothing but water and squeezing fresh juice. Sadly nothing, but I don't mind, the taste of coffee is enough for me these days.

YOU ARE LITERALLY BLOGPOSTING ON vt
GO FUCKING AWAY

Do you guys lucid dream?
Do you think Shiori would?
Do you think talking about lucid dreaming would be a good Shiori stream?

>>55324556
Dream stream would potentially be kino, she either doesn't dream at all or has crazy fucked up dreams

Shiori related discussions doko?

>>55324624
I believe in dream symbolism because my dreams are laughably transparent

>>55324556
I would love an astral projection stream.
I've only ever pulled 1 off, myself, but if Shiori did a stream of it, it'd inspire me to try it again.

>>55324548
NOOOO YOU CANT JUST GET TO KNOW YOUR GENERALMATES AND FORM A COMMUNITY YOU HAVE TO REPITITIVELY POST ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL AND ROMANTIC DESIRE FOR SHIORINNNNN

>>55324675
Yeah well I'm talking about real things that exist

>>55321662
Spain
drugs and IT

Posting in a NICE thread

>>55324548
I'll have to agree. It seems like harmless fun at first but then you end up like /infinity/. It's better to have a slower split during dead hours than a Discord circlejerk that ends up festering schizos and attentionwhores.

>>55324697
FUCK OFF ATTENTION WHORE YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE TRIPFAG, ROPE. NOW.

>>55324697
>2iq moment
is fun while there is only 1 or 2
then you get a hundred of faggots attention fagging
You are getting pretty old, get real friends

>>55324749
fucking junkie

What do you want from a membership stream?
Personally either piano or learning a brand new instrument.

can i share about my life story and experience with women here too

>>55324840
Armpits shaving stream

>>55324548
>>55324697
>>55324787
>>55324810
>>55324816
surely there is a middle ground here and things aren't so black and white

>>55324697
I don't mind anon's telling their lives in moderation but they should refrain because the thread can quickly go to shit like yesterday.

>>55324697
this is not /soc/ plus this an anonymous board

>>55324889
stop trying to be reasonable

>>55324840
The detention ASMR we were teased with

>>55324889
Im sure you are a nice person, but you have to be anonymous on an anonymous platform, there is a reason for that, even if you don't understand it.

You can always use Twitter or reddit and get better luck

>>55324697
your intentions may be pure, but that's recipe for disaster or at least people getting hurt

>>55324787
the kronii general had schizos regardless of blogposting

>>55324994
maybe you should attach a soijak to your post to get your point across schizo

>Been here since debut
>Prime time hours have always been talking about what they expect from Shiori's stream on the day
>Dead hours have been slower but get into deeper discussion like books, fitness, mental health, and some personal lives
>Some anons have expressed their discontent with certain personal lives topics
>Reels it in
>Other personal lives discussions continue
>The anons are ok with it
>Fast forward after karaoke day
>Now anons are mad about it when it was fine earlier
Is this a bunch of newfags coming in or is this the evolution of a fanbase? Either way there've been anons decent enough to ask to have shit reeled in prior to the karaoke. Why's it exploding now?

>>55325051
every general will have schizos regardless of what you do

>>55324882
would cum

>>55324924
Idk if youve never posted in a long term general but there are gonna be regulars (STILL ANON) but the little tidbits people drop about their lives once in a while what makes these threads feel real and alive

>>55325062
>Defending blog posting
Next thing we'll have resident namefags too huh

Shiorin love!
Bugs love!

>>55317025
basado

>>55325141
He have NEVER had blogposting, anons share a bit here and there about their lives, reminisce about memories, chat with other anons, but we've never had an outrageous attention whoring faggot line this drop his whole life story in a single gay ass post. Fuck off

>>55324891

I'll be more vague next time. Sorry for causing a shitshow. Let us talk about Shiorin and glad that one anon enjoys the coffee taste even if it doesn't energize.

>>55321313
Why is it always Ina?

Damn can't wait for someone vaguely relate something Shiori said to himself, only for someone to go "but we AGREED no BLOOOGPOOOOSTING"

>>55325253
Do you want me to go and grab a couple other blogposts to prove my point?
They've very much existed, some have been talked to and agreed to either stop or vaguepost more.

>>55325141
>Other personal lives discussions continue
>wHAt mOOmY GhhoTy BoOoTs I sHOulD wEAr touNhIT INNiT??!?
...

>>55325253
this. a couple of things here and there are fine for bantz while theres no stream but this bitch is 2 blog posts away from avatar-fagging and tripfagging

Shiori love!

>>55325429
in your dreams

>>55325328
she is the only one that has eldritch shit

>>55325367
Hold on, let me go call the fiance anon we had a couple days ago, I'm sure everyone would absolutely be thrilled.
As I said, that shit's been reeled in before, I'm not sure how hard it is to just ask for this anon to reel it in too.

>D-DID YOU JUST POST MULTIPLE PARAGRAPHS ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE THAT AN ANON ASKED ABOUT THIS PLACE IS LITERALLY DISCORD AHHHHH

>>55318810
she's retweeted and replied to many of them. I'm sure she absolutely enjoys creative writing endeavors given that she's already written a couple paragraphs in the community posts.

>personal things that know about 99.99% of anons
>nothing
>Things that know about bipolar attention faggot
>IM ENGLISH!
>IM LIBRARIAN!
>IM GOTH
>WHAT SHOES I SHOULD WEAR FOR MY PARTY?
>I WENT TO JAPAN!
>I WAS A BARISTA!
>IS MY NECKLAGE GOTH APROPIATED?? ITS ORANGE lol!
>I DRAW (really poorly) BTW!

...I can keep going...

>>55325488
Fiance Anon was based faggot he didn't drop his whole fucking life story and it was still in relation to shiorin. Fuck off and stop defending attention whores you outrageous faggot

>>55325517
It's good that you're embarrassed of /qa/ shit now, but no need to falseflag with it now

From this point forward, no more angry posts. You guys are hurting Shiori's feelings. Let's go back to posting cute Shiori's!

>>55325488
attention roasty seething about based fiance anon, a very discrete and based individual

>>55325548
Can you learn English though? Lol

>>55325578
I'm not even defending it, is the funny part, I literally just said in 3, with this being the 4th, that telling other anons to keep it to vagueposting is possible.
I even agree that vagueposting is better than blogposting, but for some reason anons are exploding? Huh? Wuh? Did I fucking enter the wrong split?

>>55325666
NO YOU DISGUSTING FREAK>>55325647
AND FUCK YOU TOO TRANNY

>>55325682
If you're not defending this faggot then fuck off you white knight retard. Let them take their beating and improve. This is how a thread corrects faggots

>>55314090
fuck off shiori im not buying your pack

TOTAL ANGLO EXTERMINATION

I think we can all agree to use our best judgement in deciding whether to post something personal or not. There's not a lot of harm done if the thread is slow and someone shares something.

I believe we don't need to be authoritarian about it and just exercise caution.

There's considerably more activity on a day she's not even streaming. I'm gonna take a break. Read a book. Do some cardio. See you tomorrow. Be kind.

I need seething Librarian femanon to spit in my mouth in her anger.

>>55325162
NTA but anon should at least not post fucking walls of text. Didn't read btw, insta hide.

>>55325873

>>55325912

>>55325943

>>55325994
>reddogs

>>55326026
>/qa/gger

>>55325994
My wife's pet dogs are so cute.

>>55325852
imo, it was fine when it was just "oh, nice femanon librarian is posting some facts"
but after the multiple irl pics, voca, and blog posts, things are starting to get to be too much and I dont really blame some of the angrier anons for trying to nip this in the bud

How the fuck did I get dragged into this? kek Shiori isn't even streaming today. Don't just bring me up for no reason.
I got told why I should stop bringing up my fiance unless it's related and someone asks for advice, and while I didn't get it fully, I still agreed it's probably better for the general.
Also unless I'm suddenly blind, I swear LIbrary anon said she'd vaguepost now too.
Just, idk, chill? This splits been very enjoyable. Keep it that way.

I came to this split to discuss about Shiori and not read blogs of attention seeking whores

...what did I wake up to?

>>55326065
You're based fiance anon, this dumbass roastie is just throwing you under the boss to defend her attention whoring

>>55326065
>>55326115
It's chill, it's just one /qa/ nigger trying to police everything.
Maybe ID4 or something comes out and he'll get a new toy and discard Shiori.

>>55325994
Get lost you Fuwamoco mutt. I'm tired of you and all your people.

>>55326065
dw fiance Anon, you're one of the good ones

>>55326115
gm anon!

you people disgust me lol. shiori is the new kronii judging by this dogshit thread. nobody cares about your person

>>55326123
>>55326132
>>55326159
Thanks, but let's not make this about me or anyone not named Shiori now.

>>55326273
cuuuuuute

>>55326259
that's what everyone saying, but the British attention whore keeps on blogging

>>55326259
Yeah it's a lost cause, so you better leave.

>Serenading Shiori from outside her window with acoustic covers of Linkin Park.

Laughing at this daft cunt losing his mind because the thread wasn't up to his specifications for 10 minutes.
Maybe you should draw a wojak about it, retard.

>>55325548
>>55325902


Yeah I was too autistic about it, I'm like this in real life too, sorry about it, I'll dial it down, SHIORIN LOVE, sorry I triggered people though! I just didn't want to be vague and I literally posted the entire sitch that was my life back then. I will say nothing spergy in future and leave the sperging to our oshi. Condolences, I'll be a lot shorter in the future so not to derail things. Also fiance anon is sweet don't be mean to him.

>>55326331
Attention whores gonna attention whore. Better question is why jannies are being such trannies.

>>55326407
Fuuuck that's some cringe middle school tier shit. She'd love it

>>55325141
I've been on 4chan for years and I've seen this happening with countless splits and generals. The entire thing ends up becoming a schizo Discord circlejerk with internal drama, avatarfags, shitposters trying to get attention by being obnoxious, doxxing and different factions.
It's not that bad right now but it's better to call it out before it completely ruins the split.
We already have the /lit/ discussion as offtopic during dead hours. Again this thing will only enable schizo shitposters by giving them attention.

>check thread
>It's the same /soc/ and ERP faggotery as kronii and Mori's threads
KEK worst members always attract the worst fans .

>>55326430
Just stop making it so obvious you're a fucking woman, I swear you just cannot stop yourselves from attention whoring. I know way more about you in particular than any other anon in this thread roastie. You have a chance to improve, take it.

>>55317490
Rolling

>>55326430
thank you

>>55326430
Apology accepted. Cheers.
Naming anons like "fiance anon" is also a no-no though.
lest we'll end up as this anon says >>55326492

>>55326569
name 3 people in Mori's thread

>>55326602
damn, you lucked out today

>>55326430
It's fine as long as you start being vague like I did, I personally don't get it but I rather keep up the culture than make people angry.
Just enjoy Shiori with the others.

>>55326635
mori
calli
calliope

>>55324840
She's probably going to be playing Brawl with Novelites since she mentioned that game specifically.
I hope she doesn't spam Switch games too much because so many chuubas do that already.
Piano recitals like you said would be nice. I'd love silent film watchalongs. Weird ASMR from your hot goth girlfriend? A series where she makes a game in RPGmaker or Ren'py?

>>55326635
>Cuckbeat in this thread
Can't make this shit up. Shit members attract you guys like moths to flames.

>>55326570
incel shit, women in real life definitely look down on you.

>>55326616
>>55326065
That was actually me, I'll also apologize I'm admittedly a tourist so I kinda found it contradicting that library anon was getting shit fiance anon didn't. but sorry for bringing fiance anon into this.

>>55326730
1. not a brapbeat I hate Mori in fact
2. can't answer huh? interesting
go back to twitter

tourists please go

>>55326740
>Only anon itt being an outrageous attention whore is a women
I've yet to be proven wrong.

>people who complain about personalities post anti shit
hmm
interesting...

>>55326760
It's honestly water under the bridge. It's been 1 week. I have no idea how long it takes for communities to form but growing pains are always a thing.
Just move on.

>>55326569
Have never been to those threads so I wouldn't know if they're actually like that. I just want to have comfy times watching Shiori and reading books with anons...

>>55326854
You know who I want to give growing pains?

Eew, nameless namefags. KYS.

>>55326895
I can take a guess.

/soc/schizo resorts to posting the BBC clip, meaning he never really cared about Shiori in the first place and it's all about being "correct on /vt/" for him
He needs to kill himself imo>

>>55326876
We talk about books a lot, what are you reading now anon?

Thinking of my first supa asking "bran or corn flakes and flakes or milk first?"

>>55326730
>>55326569
How does it feel to get your ass raped this hard, homo?

Would a story like "the metamorphosis" but with a vtuber work? The trajectory would be flipped so that upon transformation (getting her avatar and streaming) people would value her more despite herckeeping the same personality, but perhaps her vtuber persona starts to leak into her personality more and more
And at the end shes replaced by something combining the voice synth and char.ai stuff anons have already been posting about

>>55326941
I finished reading Rats in the Walls yesterday so now I'll go back to The Silmarillion that I started a few days ago at the recommendation of an anon on /vg/ saying it still holds up as top tier fantasy.

>>55315630
Out of shape anon here. The second she said that, I've chosen to commit to becoming a man who can and will bridal carry her. I'm already ahead of the curve by being a /lit/tard, but now I've committed to exercise as well.

>>55324556
I've had some weird nightmares and I like writing them down immediately as I wake up.
I've collected 20+ bad dreams now lol

>>55327153
Actual nightmares are rare for me, it's usually just basking in an uncomfortable (not even cringe) memory

>>55317490
>>55326666
Rolling again for more, my arms need to burn for shiori~n

>>55326492
Meidos should just kill this board at this point. This is no longer a place where you can talk with others about your oshi. Now is discordniggers doxxfags shit post galore. Tranny jannies don't do their job and allow them to keep doing this. Tbh it's all getting so tiring to me.

>be me
>novelite for 2 years now
>Shiori just finished streaming another book review
>tfw another good day
>tweet #ShioriOnAir and say good things about stream
>mfw she likes it
>screenshot it and send it to Shiori Novella general in /vt/
>flex on other novelites
>feel good
>a minute later i get a notification
>the @ is gibberish
>must be spam
>open message
>its the post i made in the thread
>"I found you"
>???
>"i have been liking every one's tweets just to weed you out, and here you are"
>Shiori!?
>"now you have no where else run~"
>she blocks me, i cant send anymore messages
>panic, i close my pc.
>was it a mistake to brag? what did she mean by i cant run anywhere?
>i calm myself, no it must be spam or some anon in the thread fucking with me
>i go to the kitchen to get a glass of milk, should calm my nerves
>suddenly, a knock on the door
>it was the most ominous knocking ive heard in my life
>i ask who is it
>"A package for anon!"
>i dont remember buying something
>i open the door

>>55326941
Im listening to "in search of lost time" by proust
its insane how ahead of its time the dialogue is

>>55326635
mori posts in mori's thread and is undoubtablely the worst poster on the board

>>55327092
God, that sounds like real life in a few years. Youtubers are already interested in replacing their own work with AI writing and AI commentary in streaming. It's insane.

>>55317490
rollan

>>55327115
Lovecrafts writing style sometimes annoys me, but I agree his worldbuilding is so imaginative

>>55327121
soon.

>>55327203
Oh my fucking god, this is so good.

>>55327203
Gonna yoink this and ask, is it rare to get likes either on yt or xitter from a chuuba?
I've been around indies too much and they spam that shit on every comment.

>>55327092
details need some polish, but interesting concept tbhdesu
didnt black mirror do something like this but with a popstar turning into an ai doll?

>>55327265
There is a ton of time put into the set up of the story and a lot of writing about very mundane details but I don't think that's exclusive to Lovecraft, I've noticed it in the writing of a lot of 19th and early 20th century writers. I think it's fine since the pacing picks up quite quickly.

>>55327364
Damn miley cyrus episode dont remind me
yea that last bit isnt necessary and a bit predictable

Wtf happened here. I thought morning NA was supposed to be comfy. I went through the thread, hid the /soc/ posting reply chains and it looks as bad as the post-debut pages.
If you aren't going to talk about Shiorin, at least keep it to books or 00s punk/emo rock or something. Hell, talk about self-improvement even.

>>55327203
the only blog I care about