/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>55238525
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>55238525
FRAMES
>Bettel - Tierlist
https://youtu.be/GXLY6q83P0o
>Altare - New cover
https://youtu.be/hf7MS4G5yn8
>Hakka - Minecraft
https://youtu.be/5I7H0Fdbza0

>>55238335
you will need a con ticket to actually enter the con where you will be attending the meet and greet anon

GOOD LUCK TO THE CULTARE TOMORROW THANK YOU FOR BEING OUR TICKET BUYING GUINEA PIGS

>>55238664
I understand that, but to buy the meet and greet tickets to put them in my cart and checkout, will I need to show a con ticket?
>>55238725
Guess I found out tomorrow

>>55238525
Consensual sex with Drow Bettel where he ends up in happy tears

>>55238663
framesanon… i missed you

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>55238789
Hehe, I'm back for a bit

We went five months before we learned why Haachama was missing.

>>55238572
Amen

>>55238750
No, I doubt you'd need to prove you have a con ticket before trying to snag one for the M&G, you will just need to buy one after if you want to go.

>>55238874
So this anniversary merch will be delayed for 4 more months

>>55238750
I tried buying a kotoka meet and greet and it let me all the way to the last step without asking for a general admission ticket so we might be in the clear

>>55238236
Kek, this. That man was hanging on by a thread and coping like a full on alcoholic.

>>55238959
might as well postpone it until VG's 1 year anniversary at this rate

>>55238954
Nice. Because I don't want to make a sudden trip to hell if I can't even meet my oshi there. Thanks anon.

i've been so happy these days that gavis bettel is back, im looking forward to tonight's stream

Altare in space…

>>55238874
We knew it was health-related from the beginning (which could mean anything from tummy hort to near death, but it wasn't a suspension)

>>55239033
The perks of already living in hell...

current rate $1=¥140
>HoloJP meet&greet in 2022 - about $40 for a minute
>StarsJP meet&greet in 2021 - about $30 for 3 minutes
>StarsJP meet&greet in 2023 expo - about $8 for a minute (+expo ticket $32)

>>55238525
Non-consensual sex with Drow Bettel where he ends up in tears
Non-consensual sex with High Elf Altare where I end up in tears

trainshitteranon...

>>55239195
Hot.

>>55239144
This is all Bettel's fault

>>55239144
The expo probably wasn't taking a cut of the m&g profits so I understand the $8. But damn, that's still pretty nice
>>55239107
Sorry man. I saw something beautiful on the horizon when I was there, but I couldn't make my way through LA to get to it.

>>55238572
Amen

>>55238663
Uoh, welcome back

>>55238871
where's the soundpost commandments?

>>55239508
Listen... It's been a while, I forgot a lot

>>55238572
Amen.

DOKO

so excited for tierlist stream, hoping all anons have something exciting to look forward to as well

>>55239715
Ugly

>>55239716
cover soon

>>55239195
ToT

Have... Have you seen.. my...

>>55239901
as a matter of fact yes

>>55238525
Bettel is not based enough to be a dunmer

>>55239195
H-hot

So will you be trying for multiples or just your oshi's meet and greet? What are you going to wear to see them?

>>55239943
I have to try for leaderclown because they're my oshis....I want all of them though.
I'm going to wear Altare's ohmonah, don't know what the rest of my outfit's gonna be yet.

...

>>55239943
Just my oshi. Of which there are 2. Both at this con. But I have to pick one because I don't have the money for both.

>>55240065
*pat*

>meet & greet with Leader
>he makes you cringe to death
>he makes himself cringe to death
>more people start dropping like flies
>everyone in the event is killed by Leader's cringe

>>55239943
dunno who im gonna see but i have cosplays planned out so they're going to meet some of my favorite characters lmao

>>55239943
Torn between a Holostars related cosplay, Warhammer or Pippa

>>55240242
His first M&G will be a murder-suicide in disguise. Sasuga leader, always giving the fans what they want.

>>55239205
>There is a nonzero chance the boys have seen trainshitter, anus descriptions, black tar heroin, pagillachi, /mans/ dating show, Morfposting

>>55240242
Cringeking I kneel

Axel Syrios.
By my right as a member of the GodCEO's HoloInquisition I hereby declare you Extremis Diabolus for your crimes of apostacy, consorting with heretics, and participation in daemonic ritual sorcery.
Your punishment is death, and I shall deliver it.
If you repent your sins and surrender yourself and the witch peacefully the GodCEO's judgement shall by swift. Resistance shall see you and your traitorous ilk burned in holy fire.

>>55240447
A reminder that Axel is /here/ and could easily be one of those posters.

>>55240608
What if he was one of the Phantom vs Magmo posters

>>55238572
Amen and also.
I am angry. Angry about ELVES!

>>55240447
Bettel misses ryonaposting

>>55240608
He's begni fudan who usually fights with axmag fujo.

>>55240698
I DID THAT LAST THREAD YOU GREEDY WHORE CLOWN

>>55240689
t. dwarf

>>55240853
holy SEX

>>55239716
What an ugly boy that only a mother could love

>>55240855
ROCK AND STONE, FEYGGOT!!!

>>55240809
I believe it, he has shown fudan tendencies multiple times

>>55239943
I want to look nice for my oshi, but I'm the polar opposite of what he thinks is cute gdi.

>>55239060

>>55240855
Listen here you knife-eared hippie.
https://youtu.be/KjHclWPVij0

>>55239943
Just bettel I ain't made of money over here, though I might go out looking for some cute new clothes for it I'm already having a dilemma about how much I should keep my chest covered it's my best asset but I don't want him to think I'm a whore...

My current assumption regarding the 2 knuckleheads is that they got caught up in something, were investigated and are now serving a punishment suspension. Management just didn't want to fuel more drama by tweeting "so ok those talents are still stopping all activities until they serve a punishment"
Furthermore there has been an unforgivably small amount of DRG streams from Tempus.

>>55240447
the anus post was nice, i like a detailed description. it was more on the cute side than horny for me except for magni that was hot

are we gonna get a /soc/lite episode again where a handful of users /here/ met up? it was really funny seeing a vestie being 2 kids in a trenchcoat and a beer belly kaban cosplayer vestie

>>55241092
Whore.

>>55241197
AAAAIIIIEEEE

Soon

>>55239716
I've been looking forward to Leader's cover!
I'm expecting soft boi music, the flavor that can usually be expected from his karaoke streams, so I'm not gonna hype it up as something groundbreaking, but I'm excited to finally have another cover from him and I'm happy to see him excited for it. My personal speculation/hope for the song is that I could see him covering something like Everything Goes On.

>>55241379
>another
He had one already?

>>55241092
>spoiler
Accentuate it. If I had em, I'd use em. I use waistcoat and suspender skirts to make it pop up top.

>>55240531
GWS perms never ever...

>>55241604
One at debut

>>55241746
Huh, I completely forgot about that.
being old sucks

>>55241094
I don’t know. Vesper getting two suspensions in under year is unprecedented for Hololive. And now they had to suspend another one from the same branch? Cover might be done with them,

>>55241379
No it's Peanut Butter on My Balls from Filthy Frank. I will accept no other answers

>>55241094
>>55241877
They're on their honeymoon, retards.
Let them enjoy this happy moment in their lives before the birth of Magni's third child in private

>>55241379
he said it's music he listens to so I don't have high hopes of liking it but I'll support him anyway

>>55242071
Third???

So I've never been to a convention, let alone gone to a convention specifically for one person/group of people attending as a guest. I'm sure that the panel will be a good use of my money but am I going to be missing out by not attending a meet and greet? I understand an irl greet where you get to take a picture and get an autograph but I'm super awkward and introverted to be trying to chat up a tv screen for two minutes

>>55242007
I love peanut butter so fucking much

>>55242007
Has Altare seen a single Papa Franku video?

>>55241092
If you really wanna fluster him, rig it so that halfway through your conversation, a button or two pop off.

>>55242127
Please elaborate on how much. Unspoilered.

>>55242103
Vesper's first "suspension" was a clever way of disguising him taking family leave to go see Magni deliver a beauty set of twin buttbabies

>>55241877
If they were done with them they wouldn't just sit on them, and postpone the HQ anniversary. They'd terminate them. The fired Rushia mere weeks before holofes. Assuming they'd sit on two talents that were getting the axe for a month (risking them leaking all manner of things out of spite) just to encourage a good reception for a gen debut from one of the side branches would be really bad business.

>>55242109
depends how much do you love your oshi
and dw they'll start a conversation for you if you cant

>>55242109
Depends. Do you want to meet your oshi and let them know who you are for a minute? Or do you want to be in the crowd, seeing them real time and for at least an hour with everyone who’s actually a fan too?
I went to AX for the first time and had a blast, even if I couldn’t go to specific things that were hosted by companies.

>>55242109
>am I going to be missing out by not attending a meet and greet?
Depends on how badly you want your oshi to see your actual human face/body while talking to him, I assume. If you're not interested in that, probably not. It's only two minutes.

>>55242007
cute slime bro

>>55242109
Go see your oshi and expose your genitals to them while saying "Do you like what you see?" in the most monotone voice possible.

>>55242250
Pretty much this. Anyone who seriously thinks termination's on the table at this point is either lying or retarded.
What's most likely here is that Vesper and Magni got abducted by aliens and Cover is currently in ransom negotiations with them. All sightings of doxxshit are fabricated.

>>55242218
I once at a 2kg jar with a tablespoon in a single night

>>55242498
>aliens
They were captured in a reptilian raid led by Queen Elizabeth II and taken to their lair at the center of the hollow(stars) earth

>>55242317
>>55242349
>>55242373
I like Axel, Altare, and Bettel collectively but I don't entirely consider one an Oshi like I do for Vesper. I'm probably fine skipping the expensive humiliation and just attending the panel

>>55242580
There you go! Definitely spend that money in the artist alleys though… :)

It's been a long while now... I'm starting to get worried.

>>55242580
Buy some Vesper merch and show it to us afterwards, you god damn dirty vampire slut.

>>55242658
I think what vesties need is mspaint art

>>55239060
Looks like a movie poster, I love it and would watch it if it were a real thing

>>55240608
Yeah he's actually trainshitter anon which is why he knows about the shitting and pissing, he is the source of it

>>55240447
What's wrong with Morfposting?

It's time, /MANS/. Confess your sins, and know Jeffrey will not pass judgement to you.

>>55243115
i hate magni and i hope he graduates

>>55243115
The Holostars will always be second to my kamioshi.

>>55243115
whenever I see my dildo i think of tempurple due to the color even though it’s not explicitly purple.

A reminder that Shinri is out there using 1-ply toilet paper.
https://youtu.be/Hkv2It8XtX0?t=12159

>>55243115
I haven't done anything about my t3 Magni membership even though the smart thing would be to cancel or lower it, I'm just lazy and not tight on money

>>55243484
>1-ply toilet paper.
He's got a bidet, man is living like a King.

>>55243484
Bro must be shitting concrete to be able to use 1 ply.

>>55243115
Tempus' unity was a huge reason why I got into it in the first place and now with Magni and Vesper's silent suspension on top of the lack of HQ collabs, I feel less and less inclined to keep up with them. Don't get me wrong, they're still my favorite vtubers EN3's debut made this clear to me but they're lacking the spark they once had

>>55243115
nigga its not sunday, has to be a magslum falseflagger

>>55243115
it's not Sunday

>>55243115
I interact more with my tempus oshi that my kamioshi because my kamioshi is JP and while I understand him, I'm afraid to fuck up in chat and be the annoying kaigai niki (I also can't type in JP fast enough)

stream flopium

will we ever have a trained singer in Tempus

i hope the altventurers dont let leaders new cover flop!

>>55242658
If the rrat is true, and Nowa unalived himself, we should be worried.

>>55243556
All fiber, no water.

>>55243115
I've rewatched Snowpiercer with Vesper 5 times

>>55243811
Don't worry i'll watch it
t. smug altventurer
I wont. Fuck idol shit

>>55243678
>>55243696
confessions don't have to be on sundays retards..

>>55243811
Tempura replaying it thousands of times only gives leader false hope.

>>55243115
as a vestie i refuse to rewatch VODs of Vesper until either he returns or theres an official G ot T word notice. just makes the process of moving on easier.
if he returns great if he doesnt then by then i wont be as emotionally invested by then

>>55243979
You expect anyone on /vt/ to know anything about theology?
These are people who think that a man speaking to a woman means they're fucking.

>>55243998
i used "then" a lot...sorry im kind of ESL

>>55243979
no but this shit gets posted every day otherwise and that's fucking retarded

BAD FOOD TAKES ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXLY6q83P0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXLY6q83P0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXLY6q83P0o

>>55244070
Cute pikachu

He's dying...

>>55243811
I’ll listen to it as much as I can, but I’m not good with the whole reps thing. I’m lazy

Why is there a selen toy in the loading screen

>>55244306
DO NOT WALLOW

>>55244306
5th member

>>55244213
emolga...forgotten...

>>55244331
GirlDM is the 5th member faggot.

>>55243778
Hakka said he is gonna get lessons soon

>can't use images of food
>OF FUCKING FOOD
???

>>55244448
Vesper had the same issue but i thought it was just his autism causing it. Cover is fucking insane but copyright isnt a joke I guess.

>>55244448
He could if he were to buy some stock images I think

>>55244382
Shrek is the 5th member faggot.

>>55244382
No RPR is the 5th member

>>55243115
I'm subscribed to the GameStop pro plan but continually forget to use the $5 off coupon they give out every month

This is actually boring. No wonder he was a 2view for so long.

>>55244649
My friend uses his $5 coupon on pokemon cards

>>55242007
ah yes. Kronii's favorite song!

hehehehehe

>>55244770
Whore

>>55244770
prostitute

Mans horny for fruit

Frankly, hololive en sucks because of the management. I hope it just collapses

I like boring Bettel streams the best but I can not watch a stream where he milks his food takes for content when he is such a normie

>using fruits/veggies so he wont have sisters yell at him for saying something "racist" about their favorite food

IN MY HOME

i want to throw a pear at bettel but not in a mean way... I just zone out while he rants with great passion about veggies

Tomatoes are shit by the way

>16 minutes in
>hes still on tomatoes

I'm always shocked by how many people don't like tomatoes. I can eat tomatoes pretty much any time of day.

Sucking the tomato-boogers out of it is the best part.

>>55245158
normal tomatoes suck, only fit to be thrown at betsy but cherry tomatoes are yum, they are a bit more sour and i like their texture more

>>55245234
It's the same as cucumbers, its just super fucking watery and tasteless.
Cooked tomatoes on the other hand are amazing.

Green apples are goated
Yellows are okay
red are disgusting

>>55245158
Fuck you

>>55245234
I try to eat them at times to see if I started to like them but still nope

>>55245234
These faggots are eating those water tomatoes you get from the supermarket.
They've never tasted the juicy, sweet, umami flavour of an heirloom tomato, or a nice cluster of tiger tomatoes at a farmers market.

you cant say you hate apples until youve had a honeycrisp apple

>visit Bettel's house for dinner
>say you are bringing a homecooked meal just for him
>it's tomato soup for the main dish and pear and apple pie
>he's completely disgusted and won't touch it, says he'd rather not eat at all
>you baby him, playing plane with a spoon, trying to make him eat it
>he asks you why you treat him like a baby
>you say he is a little baby for being a picky eater
>ask him what he is gonna do about it
>he takes his plate of tomato soup and throws it on the floor
>the crashing porcellain alerts you
>phantom is trying to run out of the room in distress but the door is closed so he can only look on in terror as bettel screams at you and rapes you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Y3VCGN1ps
FRIENDLY REMINDER TO YOU ALL

>>55245434
>umami
UNIRONICALLY kill yourself

Bettel....fruit juices are absolutely terrible for your health, you need the fiber from the actual fruit to not be a fucking diabetic

>>55245465
Bettel is unable to rape a person, anyone that let's him do it actually wants it

Bettel making a food tier list is like a deaf making a music tier list.

>>55245326
cucumbers are tasteless by themselves but they are good if you just want to add some texture to stuff, just dont slice it too thin so the crunch isnt gone. i just add it on the side to tofu or some other shit while serving it so its not as boring.

I dont like the taste of cooked tomatoes its kinda weird

>>55245638
Beethoven was deaf.
Checkmate, athiest.

>>55245606

>Communion
...Jewish?

>>55245668
He became deaf later in life. Bettel has never once had a developed palate or I would forgive his great sins.

>>55245434
While you do sound like a faggot, I have to agree with you as someone that grows tomatoes in their backyard. People don't realize that a tomato is supposed to have more flavor than tart water

I hate eating bananas but I love banana flavour

>>55245538
Oh I'm sorry.
Do you want a bottle of water? Or is that too spicy for you, you fucking ham and mayo salad eating ass.
I'd also tell you to "unironically kill yourself", but if you tried to shoot yourself, you'd probably just eat the gun, and you couldn't even get up on a stool to hang yourself.
There isn't even enough heroin in the world for you to OD, because the lethal dose would require you to be fucking Jeff Bezos levels of rich.
I love you :)

>>55245668
He became deaf after being able to hear most of his life and then used a metal stick to conduct the vibrations of the music into his skull so he did kinda hear even then

>>55244770
What's so funny WHORE?

>>55245727
Catholics do communion juice for the kids

>>55245727
I was tuning out, what did Bettel say? Communion is catholic

i want to throw a banana at gavis bettel

>>55245791
Umami is a fake word that means literally nothing and only pretentious retarded "foodies" use it

>>55245326
Good tomatoes are not supposed to be watery and tasteless, you are probably just eating shitty bottom of the barrel wallmart tomatoes.
Try buying some in a good farmers market, the longish small italian ones are the best.

>>55245937
Just say San marzano

>who here likes watermelon
Bettel getting ready to ban all the blacks

>>55245887
Umami is MSG flavor retard. American fats are so culinary illiterate, jesus fucking christ.

>>55246024
Magni...

>>55246035
nice buzzword, retard

i do not want to throw a watermelon at gavis bettel, im scared he'd get hurt

>if you put a bowl of watermelon in front of me i will start eating it
bettel is black confirmed

>>55246014
They have a different name in my country.

>>55246024
kinda based

>it has been 0 minutes since the last time a tempura fantasized about her oshi being a raging racial supremacist

>>55246085
MSG? Since when Monosodium glutamate is a buzzword you hick?

>>55246196
>mmm the umami mouthfeel of the flavour profiles on my culinary delights
god you "people" sound so retarded

>>55245434
i have no idea if that's what you mean but here in the med we have amazing tomatoes so it always shocks me when people say they dislike tomatoes. but i guess tomatoes in other parts of the world taste like those tasteless and almost bitter pieces of shit you get when you pick one that isn't fully ripe due to the climate or something

Flay is talking about pineapple semen flavoring again.
What a normal individual. love him to bits

This dude is gonna die before 40

>>55246289
at least he'll die happy

>>55246237
Cheez-It smelling fat hands typed this.

>>55246285
Do you think he'd do a stream with that cooking with cum book one day?

>>55246253
It's greenhouse tomatoes.
Colder climates need to grow them mostly indoors in bland soil or hydroponics to get a good yield.

>>55246237
You probably think ranch dressing is exotic.

New idea for my Bettel kidnapping/Misery plot plan
>tie him to chair in my basement, naked
>pretend that I'm gonna inflict physical harm to him
>instead forcefeed him vegetables and fruits, dealing psychological damage to him but also keeping him alive longer

what the fuck is this

>>55246580
new idea for my bettelyume kidnapping plot plan
>tie them to a chair
>shoot them in the head with a 12 gauge

>>55246580
>Build a street, hire actors. Make him go trick-or-treating.
>Every house only give shim orange candies.

>hates fruit but loves peppers
?????????????

>>55246580
>Bettel throwing up half chewed tomatoes and lettuce and accidentally re-swalling the veggie vomit making him gag even more with all that nutrtition
ToT

Brussel sprouts are god tier

I've been a Bettel fan for all of 3 days and I already want to tie him down to a chair and force feed him healthy foods as his tears are running down his cheeks and he's softly whimpering for you to stop. A slice of tomato falls from his trembling weak lips and rolls down his chest, resting on his boxer briefs. "Now now Bettel, you've got to keep clean or else you get the hose again". Bettel bursts out in tears, completely broken and sobbing with snot dripping out his nose. A wet spot forms on his underwear and liquid starts dripping from the sturdy wooden chair onto the floor, where it rolls down into a floor drain directly under him. "Tsk Tsk Bettel, I tried to warn you"

>>55246665
I'm gonna guess pork.

im surprised he likes any veggies or fruits at all,
that inedible tier pineapple threw me off but at least he likes some other good stuff

>>55246738
True
toss em in some oil, salt and pepper and oven roast/air fry
fucking delicious

>>55246739
>get the hose again
What?

brussel sprouts are so good when they’re crispy with garlic, balsamic vinegar and bacon and MMMM

he's so enthusiastic about brussel's sprouts, good for him

>>55246665
A Haaton

>>55246738
I miss Brussel sprouts, they don't grow those where I live anymore for some reason.

>>55246800
ESL or underage?

>>55246870
Eww

>>55246253
At least in the US, they will pick tomatoes totally green and throw them into massive trucks piled up. Being firm and green makes it easier to transport for hundreds and hundreds of miles by truck. Before getting to a grocery store, they gas them with ethylene gas to get them to develop a red color, but their taste is going to be just about non-existent

>>55246665
that kinda looks like bettel i like that pink color, its cute

Just how autistic is Bettel?

>>55246994
Vesper! You're alive! Please come back

>>55246998
Yes

>>55246998
Somewhere between Risu and Gura

Bettelion, what the fuck is wrong with this man?

why would he compare peas to fruit gushers and eyeballs how

>>55247134
He lacks disciplining

>>55247146
I actually feel the exact same way about peas

If he shits on Coke Zero and Pepsi Max, I'm going to be a Bettel anti.
I can hear the whole of Scandinavia seething.

>>55247146
if undercooked they can be kind of similar to fish eyes I guess

>>55246998
Autistic enough to value texture over all other aspects of food.

>>55246580
>>55246739 (me)
I very much appreciate that we had the exact same thought process

>>55247236
*Nordic, don't leave me out!

>>55247216
i never thought like that about peas before, i guess it kinda makes sense but my mind just never went there

>>55247293
What's up with nords and hating sugar anyway.

>>55247293
Isn't that the same thing

>>55247236
>anti-ing Bettel for his tastes
Isn't this being a fan?

YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ONION

>>55247328
Sugar is bad for you

I was literally about to become an Anti before he did the bait and switch with the onion

>>55247379
Also sugary drinks makes my teeth feel like they are coated in slime. Tastes horrible.

>>55247379
Living in northern Europe is bad for you, didn't stop them.

>>55247351

>>55247455
How is living Northern Europe bad for you?

>>55247513
Socialism

>>55247492
All I see is Scandinavia and its bitches

Did you know you burn more calories eating celery than eating it

>>55247328
I'm just used to it since our mom always bought the sugar free option

>>55247557
How is that bad for you?

>>55247584
You ok there, anon

celery does have a flavor, not that a drunk like bettle could taste it

>>55247584
Read that again, slowly

>>55247584
What?

i like corm

how does he like corn and hate peas aren't they almost the same texture

>>55247659
I feel like celery is kind of spicy but in a green way.

>>55247614
please understand, US is currently brain washed. Give it time.

>>55247724
Peas taste like ass and the skin is mushier than corn skin, the corn meat is also smoother instead of the sandy pea meat

>>55247724
NO? peas just squish. mushy. corn is a firmer texture and you have to chew more, and has more flavor.

Only problem with corn cob is all the ingredients you put on it get all over your fucking face when you eat it.

>>55247802
>>55247805
thanks for educating me on the differences between peas and corns

>>55247841
Only if you eat like an neandertal

>>55247584
I knew that, the motion used to consume celery is more than the caloric content of the celery itself since it's so low.

>>55247492
>>>/int/

>>55247841
Just eat it the long way, retard

>>55245470
Looking forward to your cover of this, Bettel.

Bettel, you can't take about THEM you're gonna get yourself killed!

Matrixpilled Bettel was not on my bingo card of today

>>55247660
>>55247680
Chewing burns more calories than celery has

>>55247945
What is the long way

>>55241135
Hakka's cute feathery butthole...

>>55243115
I watch for zatsudon content and usually skip if they play a game unless it is a collab.

>>55248155
Like how you'd give a blowjob, from the tip

This is such a weird fucking tier list man, you almost never see people who like veggies but hate fruits

>>55248201
that was one of my favorites

>>55248201
Can you repost the anus post? I missed that.

>>55248155

this stream makes me want to study bettel under a microscope more

>>55248218
He's an enigma.

>>55248281
>corn with chocolate syrup
Do murricans really?

>>55248218
I do

>>55248155
Baby don’t hurt me

>>55248281
vesper when he sees a cheesy trucker dick

>>55248218
I grew up on veggies and didn't really have a lot of fruit so while I don't hate them I don't go out of my way to eat any

>>55248271
I don't keep the thang on me but if any other anon has it feel free to post it

I don't understand his tastebuds

>>55248201
*cloaca

Taking Bettel to your family's for Thanksgiving and he shits all over your mom's turkey and all the sides and makes the whole gathering extremely uncomfortable!

guys I found bettel

>>55247945
No way to eat it that way without looking like a homosexual. If my choices are caveman or fag, going to have to choose the former.

HOW IS HE SO DUMB

>>55248271
>>/vt/thread/40580732#p40587423

>shrimp is terrible

he is actually retarded

>>55248687
a fucking what?

This man is barely literate

>eating dolphin (porpoise) is immoral
BETTEL NO!

>>55248788
Dolphins are notorious rapists of human females

God's Blunder has some weird tastes

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1687587554814513153

Flay...

They made the break a month long to prove to them, the rest of tempus, and the fans, that StarsEN will survive even if they both graduate

Bettel is making all of Germany angry right now with his bread take

>>55248675
Thank you

5th member of tempus has spoken

>>55248804
Is there actually any confirmed cases?

Some friends

>I went to get sushi with Bettel and and M-some friends

COVER SOON COVER SOON COVER SOON

Bros...

>new cover about to premiere in nearly 30 mins
>200 ccv waiting room
hope you do your playlist reps..

I miss the overlap...

Gavis McBettel

I knew bettel would flip flop on every shitty rule he had to allow pizza in

>>55246285
Huh? Where is this?

>>55247584
It's close to a net zero food, but not quite. Also, regarding all fibrous foods, you aren't capable of digesting fiber, but the bacteria in your gut is, and they break it down into things that your human digestive system can use. This means that in practice, each gram of fiber on the nutrition label is about 2 calories, even though the FDA doesn't require
companies to account for it on the label. Nutrition labels are a massive shitshow in general, but that's it's own topic.
t. /fit/

>>55249427
TIL, thanks /fit/pura

>>55249285
Seems like we're getting Shiny Spicy overlap instead

>>55249541
Not even mad about it but lol, sasuga overlapping king

>>55249541
Axel misses the overlap too... But why is he overlapping the cover, what an idiot

>>55249606
he'll change it when he realizes

>>55249606
Axelotls will cope saying its ok for him to overlap leaders cover but be pissed at Magni for overlapping his cover

>>55249699
Nah I'm pissed if he actually overlaps it, but I think >>55249675 will happen

>>55249606
He loves overlapping anything music related kek

Just got home DID THIS LITERAL CHILD SERIOUSLY PUT APPLES AND PEARS IN D TIER

>>55249862
Like when?

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1687589047957442560

>>55249427
>Jobbed the spacing.
Goddamnit. Also forgot to mention: The only true net negative food (if you can call it a food) is cold water, which your body has to expend energy to warm up before it can process.

>>55250068
Cold water is disgusting.
Warm-hot water is the only water worth drinking

>>55246310
not when the diabetes takes his feet

>>55249975
Goated

>>55249975
He's an M
Its in his name after all

It's been almost a month of radio silence from Nowa-ojii... At least Magni is still active so we know he's alive, but...

>>55249247
Bro I have notifications on. What am I gonna do in the waiting room that long before premiere? Interact with prechat or something?

>>55250361
kiss your homies in the prechat

>>55250119
>Cold water is disgusting
Fucking how? I'm going to assume that you're the Nordic anon, and we're just not going to agree on this, since where I am cold water is the best way to not feel like you're about to die of heatstroke at all times.

Both my oshis dropping covers today.
Rare moment of solace.

>>55248675
cool now I'm hard

>>55250405
Fuck the prechat homies. They'll tell me to hydrate and unshrimp and to remember to get snacks.

>>55250430
I am the Nordic anon and I love cold water, summers get sweltering here and fridge temp water is the best after a walk

>>55250541
Tempura should never unshrimp

>>55249427
>each gram of fiber on the nutrition label is about 2 calories, even though the FDA doesn't require
>companies to account for it on the label.
Have I been calorie counting wrong all this time?

>>55250575
you and the language anon should talk nordic here together. then we can pretend we have dwarves in /mans/

After a whole month of consideration, Axel gave up on Magni and decided to overlap with Altare going forward.

>>55250681
Someone needs to balance out the knife ear lovers here....

>>55250743
No...

>>55248675
>Hakka
UUOOOOOHHHH

>>55250743
True love fr fr

>>55250743
wait wtf lol
why is axel streaming so early

leader cover in less than 10 minutes!!! yay

FIVE MINUTES, GET READY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf7MS4G5yn8

>>55250944
Why he stare

>>55250743
kek. so brave of him

>>55250743
REAL

>>55250944
Cute
Next OP maybe?

>>55251028
listen to my cover edition

Bird spotted in prechat

Is Milo like Ovaltine?

>>55250894
Probably couldn't sleep thinking of the witchcraft

>>55250974
hes trying to steal your soul

>>55250944
i love your style shadeanon

>>55251059

>>55250944
o^o

Axel on prechat, good dingo

DINGO IN COVER CHAT
TEMPUS IS HEALING

>>55251151
KEK also good

Just fucking end it, Bettel

I really want to look at the library of these countdowns

>>55251201
Axel doesn't overlap important bits if he knows about them lol

How the fuck does a premiere buffer it's just a video

bettel HATES altare

uh oh it's lagging

>Buffering
I hate Youtube

NEAL HATE

Why is Bettel overlapping the cover guys?

>it's another the universe conspires to make Tempus job episode

MINIPUFFINS GOATED

oh its good

>>55251407
Bettel thought Altare was talking about the cover before the premier

>>55251407
SURELY they hate each other? Right sis? When does your period start btw?

Good song choice

>>55251451
How many times is Bettel able to pull the "I didn't know, wow now I look like an asshole" until it gets stale?

>>55238572
Amen.

Cute song choice, it's rare that vtubers cover English songs

>>55251407
A man who rates brussels sprouts S tier can be excused from anything

this is a good song for altare

>>55251509
every time. bettelion have shitty memories.

>>55251509
How many times are you gonna force your nothingburger dramashit?

Wait shit I thought it was the temp thumbnail video that was the song, I'm late

I like his voice, and it fits the song.
I don't like the genre, so I'll only listen to it once.

>>/vt/thread/53981589#p53988462
>>>/vt/thread/53981589#p53988462

ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL ISRAEL

>>55251509
idc altyume

ALTARE MY LEADER THE GOAT THIS SONG SLAPSSSSSSSSSS

>holostars english
>sings in english
what did they mean by this

Actually very loopable, good job Altare

Damn, Altare has made leaps and bounds with this singing prowess. He's going strong on that idol journey.

the leak was real

>>55251566
What the fuck

>>55251566
OH SHIT

>>55251566
PALESTINE

I'm gonna be honest here
I thought that Hololive/Stars were only allowed to cover Japanese songs.

looks like a powerpoint, kind of disappointing on the animation

>>55251622
>>55251639
the fucking youtube description leaked it because it flagged the song as copyright

bettel is a selfish little shit

>>55251562
I'm the opposite, I don't really care for his voice but I like the genre. Idk if I'm gonna listen to it after this though

It's over.

>>55251566
What the FUCK
YAB
YAB
YAB
CODE RED

MINIPUFFINS I KNEEL

did Bettel overlap the cover? uh oh sisters he hates Altare..

cute cover

>>55251566
first the monster cover now this wtf