/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

Wedding night baby making with Gura.

Reposting since it's important:
They unfucked CtW's camera angles. Doubled the length of the archive as far as I can tell.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1686934927659401216 (embed)

Love and protect my wife Gura at all costs!!

>>55079519
can someone post Full Color in all it's glory please

https://twitter.com/comptiq/status/1686934927529402368?s=20
https://twitter.com/comptiq/status/1686934927529402368?s=20

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>55079775
Uh... is this physical? I'm going to assume it won't be scanned.

>>55079958
cute

>>55079775
>Don’t miss this summer’s information and domestic and international Holo Live member swimwear & yukata gravure!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED IT

That's him
That's the bitch right there
The one that ruined the original recording

Adorable Goob wink that went unseen before now.

>>55079775
AAAAAAAA I WANT IT

>Shiori 23.3k
>Gura 14k last stream and not trying to stream against her again
She can finally leave her #1 spot, it took them 3 years to dethrone gura, i believe she is glad with this

>>55080668
This is unforgivable

>>55080668
I was there, I saw it.

>>55080710
Wrong thread, retardchama.

>still way too zoomed in when she does the sexy pull-hand-up-thigh thing
FUCKING

>>55080668
Also is there a rip for the new angles yet?

>>55080805
No this is the right thread, i believe she is also happy someone is taking her spot

>>55080862
No idea, I have a ticket from the event.

Thanks Gura

>>55080668
fucking monkeys!!!!!!!!!
they mess the event badly

>>55080910
Guess ill be on the lookout then, I didnt buy a ticket because I went...

>>55080876
We don't take kindly to the numberfagging kind in here, son.

>>55080876
And then she get 25k off of a minecraft stream. That's how Gura's ccv works. Entirely dependent on whats being streamed. How have you still not understood this?

>>55079519
Ah yeah, reminder for anybody DL'ing this, the audio, as with almost all of the edited SPWN vods, is in a separate stream from the video and has to be downloaded separately!

>>55080668
She did the wink again during Miko's Pare Parade

Sex with a fembud.

Gura cute!
I really need to catchup on vods but life's hard, dude

Fuck me that audio file is HQ, 647 mb for 4 hours of audio.

>>55081369
shark juice is stored in the tail

>>55081566
audio for the concert?

>>55081035
>>55081075
Nah, i’m from shiori general and they also hate you guys from sabotaging new gen
Good thing she didnt stream today

Gura:
https://streamable.com/8rk8oq

>>55081655
Yeah, they've got a 320 kbps audio stream.

>>55081566
It seems to be a repeat. The whole thing is half of that.

>>55081662
>Nah, i’m from shiori general
Do you know she is streaming right now? Why won't you go watch here instead of shitposting here?

>>55081983
Anon, that's the most obvious fucking falseflag in the history of falseflags.

Here chumbuds, they despise your oshi and wishing harm to you guys
>>>55081780
>>>55081624

>>55081879
Yes, they have the original video and audio + the new, fixed stuff.

>>55082066
Nope, they seems pretty proud of beating gura, they also pat themself with that victory ads

>>55081739
i love gura thank you

>>55082109
What makes you think I give a fuck?

>>55081739
Slightly better than those monkeys

>>55082290
we’re not numberfags here so try /#/, they might care
>>55081739
Based

>>55082109
Please give up. No one cares about these fake wars.

>>55082109

>>55081739
She sounds so good. I can’t wait for the song mv to come out.

Yeah, next stream is 15k and you guys will stay coping with “Le she want smaller audience guys” enjoy her getting depressed from management pressure then

she can make the face
i love it

>>55081739
man I really want to see the mv, this was so fucking good

>>55082771
Enjoy the honeymoon phase retard

>>55082814
Cute

>>55082109
And people ask why Shiori is the most shitposted in the catalog. they act like numberfags who love raid spammers. We already know the result at the end. Nothing new.

>>55079176
>>55079274
>>55079512
You're getting cucked by her, chumcucks.

Are tourists being embarrassing around everyone again?

>>55082814
I want to kiss her

I can't stop listening to Gura's original Full Color.

Nyow the rhythm guides my way.

>>55082771
so now shitposters come from advent newfags. They definetely don't know how debut buff works. Glad Gura doesn't accept their shitty spam raids.

>Shitposters think there's some big war happening
They remind me of my 6 year old son punching me trying to pick a fight.

CHUMBUD MENTION

>>55083138
Nahh they just hate gura and love their new toy of raid spammers. Give them 1-2 months, this shit always happen, nothing new

Are there any fembuds amongst the Advent members? Or at the very least, potential Gra-chan frens?

>>55081739
thank you gura

>>55083647
Stop asking this, when something gura happens with one of them the thread will be spammed about it.

>>55083647
they just watch today because they were bored wihout gura. Don't expect to much if people start to make shitty catalog about Gura vs 5 gura killers.

>>55083647
I’d bet on Nerissa being first to have a meaningful interaction with Gura.

>go into other generals and the same schizos are looking for clout
remember frens report and hide, giving (you)'s is what they want

>>55083567
Where? Ame?

>>55084234
yeah. shes playing pizza tower

https://twitter.com/comptiq/status/1686934927529402368?t=ojwfroVj9XHnJxYPNIXGJA&s=19

>>55084781
Indecent fish photos

>>55079775
this is pretty cute

>>55084781
>it's literally Default Swimsuit and Yukata Gura
lol okay I was worried I was missing something interesting

>>55084781
Bookmarks?

>>55079150
Gura is awful for trying to derail the new girls. Chumcucks defending her are absolutely detestable.

>>55084781
Peeking Gura face is cute

>>55084781
Neat

:D

>>55085509
That's mine

>>55079958
my nip reps are paying off…I can understand some of that

>>55079958
cute foot

>>55079958
T o T

Gura should do a bratty YT short in her bikini like Shion did.

>>55086039
confidence hort

>>55086039
You can't say this then not post it so anons can't picture what a Gura mizugi short would be like
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YFTZ-oVjdFA

>>55086345
Ah shit I forgot you need to change the URL for them to be embeddable
https://www.youtube.com/watch/YFTZ-oVjdFA

>>55086474
This time, surely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFTZ-oVjdFA

>>55086587

Gurass

>>55086474
>>55086345
Gura pretty much did that when she teased showing off her tummy yesterday.

>>55086724
rubrubrubrubrub

>>55086908
there weren't enough screencaps taken and I'm too lazy to take my own... this is suffering...

>>55087282
My beautiful wife

>>55080702
gura looking at shion's BUTT

>>55080702
>パンチラシオン~
>Shion's got her underwear showing!
Best TL I've got, パンチラ means having your pantsu showing. Rest of that panel should be easy to understand.
>>55087753
maybe you've got a more natural TL

>>55087773
Gura's penises? They're in my ass right now.

>>55081739
Fixed angles are pretty alright, shame the crowd is so quiet in some spots though I never went back and rewatched the whole thing to see if I could hear myself yell but I have a feeling I won't be able to

>>55087773
I want to suck Gura's cute girly penises. T u T

Why don't they just give us the full mocap scene so we can look in any angle we want in VR? ;)

>>55086587
My JP is trash & I still understood every word.

>>55086587

>>55088866
Because they know exactly what angle you're going to be looking at

What is sexier; IRyS having a HR of 74 during SOMA or Gura having a HR of 130 for simply existing and 160 when she does a high pitch squeel?

>>55086587
DAMN BRAT

>>55089206
Gura because it's Gura. T o T

>>55089129
but most of the girls would welcome that

>>55089206
I can calm her

WIFE WIFE WIFE

meeting over?

GURA IS MASTURBATING GOOM PERMS

Cute likes

>>55090139
No, it was over when Ame started streaming.
>>55090202
that isn't cute it's horny gura she's horny goom to her right now

>>55090202
Gura heart eyes when she touches her cunny

>>55090202
weird goom perms but ill take it

Am i the only one (frick i hate when people use that phrase, so cringe) who have never ever goomed to a vtuber?

>>55090581
I'm trying to understand the angle here, is this a shitpost or are you a mormon or something?

I hope we get another day off Thursday.

Personally, I think Gura should be more like Matsuri

>>55090781
i don't watch her but her design is very goomable

>>55083647
No and I hope not. I don't want those dirty sea monkeys interacting with Gura. She can interact with the 1 white girl they have.

>>55090684
I hope we get a stream Thursday and a day off Friday

>>55090781
I swear matsuri used to be more popular. No one ever talks about her anymore

>>55081739
WHEN THE FUCK WILL GURA RELEASE AN ACOUSTIC SONG, PREFERABLY A SLOW ONE THAT REALLY SHOWCASES HER VOICE? THESE POP SONGS DONT SHOW IT OFF AT ALL

>>55080668
Why the fuck didn't they use this as the final version. They gotta stop showing the boring ass crowed. 80% of them are Asian. A concert in the U.S. Let that sink in

>>55091150
Matsuri was one of the most popular girls at one point before she had a bunch of yabs.

>>55091184
Full Color is fairly close no?

>>55091112
ebi gills

>>55089206
lol IRyS just freaked out during a scare scene, screaming like crazy, scared shitless and still only reached a HR of 108, a scared IRyS don't even reach the resting of Gura, haha Gura's heart is so cute running for its life all the time

>>55090781
I remember when I first got into Hololive I would watch Matsuri just for her intro. Then when she started to speak and I didn't understand anything, I would turn it off

Non flat Gura is so cute

>>55091537

>>55079775
doesn't gravure mean jerk off mag? seems weird to put gura on the cover of that. Also Gozaru is my favorite JP (not that I really watch jps because I don't speak nip and I know she is really bad at english) its a shame Gura is doing something with her, but its a book so its not like an in person thing. I would have loved if one of those 3d lives that Gura spent the whole time hugging Moona, Gozaru was one of the girls for Gura to bond with

>>55091150
Gigapopular back in the day, especially with zhangs. She's menhera'd too many times though by now, she also had a period where she was going non-stop Apex, now it's Valorant instead, though she doesn't spam it nearly as hard. Also, one of the reasons she used to be gigapopular was lyger TL'ed her religiously and she had quite a few popular clips, including her talking about Quzilax, pissing herself, talking about drinking her piss, amongst other things.

>>55091330
it wasn't in the US, it was in LA. No Americans live in LA, NYC or DC

>>55091465
>>55089206
Please no, I don't want my cute wife to have a heart attack.

goobnite chumbies
hope the bedshark bites
and may your dakimagura ship quickly if not already

>>55091826
goonite

>>55091150
She is like the yab queen. Like more than even someone like towa and because of that I think she is just like off in her own bubble.

>>55089206
Smaller animals have a higher resting heartrate

>>55091580
It's not a jerk-off mag https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comptiq
It's an otaku magazine, it's got manga and stuff, the gravure is just the HoloSummer stuff, swimsuits, yukatas, etc.

does gura say stomach and tummy when it growls because those growls give her intense pain I don't know how her tummy issues work

>>55091684
Is lyger not around anymore? Last I heard he moved to japan and became a mod

>>55091150
males debuff is real

>>55092119
goobnighto

>>55092119
Sleep tight buddy

AHedtra has teasing down to a science, don't you think?

>>55092119
goob morning

Gura feet. Check out those stubby toes

>>55092052
He's still around, still chasing her AFAIK, he's just not religiously TL'ing anymore. Or maybe he is, IDK, I haven't watched Matuli in a long time so I'm not sure if he's liveTLing these days.

>>55091995
pretty sure she gets the shits

>>55092119
Oyasame

>>55092286
They're okay at it. One of those artists where the censored version is better than the paywalled one.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/110485802
https://twitter.com/AHedtra/status/1686934920432697345

>>55092386

>>55092386
Can confirm
I'm her toilet

>>55092431
I'm the type of person which needs full exposure, full panties, bare tits. I can't deal with just say partial panties. but he gets me going even if it's covered-ish

>>55092617
Fucking weird. Clothes is almost always better.

I'm glad gura showed us her feet

>>55092728
I don't like full naked, for me panties are the best part, best combos are thigh highs, panties, no bra/sneakers, panties, no bra.

>>55093172
same desu

>>55093175
I want a pet gremlin gura

>>55093921
same desu

>>55092052
>>55092338
after he made it and got his matuli mod spot he stopped liveTLing and obsessively drove off anyone who tried to do so in his place, in addition to being a cunt to clippers whenever he got the chance

>>55094464
I guess that explains the lack of festival clips

Gura has drank her own piss before, hopefully she tells us about it someday.

gura hates being stared at

>>55095881
She is just like me

>>55095881
Why does she act so sexy then?

>>55096041
she thought she had an exhibitionism fetish, but she doesn't, it only makes her uncomfortable

>>55095881
Timestamp?

it might be just me but gura sounds like an old lady

>>55096339
lots of streams but especially last stream

>>55095881
But she likes staring others in the eyes. Isn't that a bit hypocritical?

>>55097106
She likes that wrong kind of staring

>>55095506
Why is she like this?

https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1516402987341651973

>>55097310
Adult child

oh nyo

>>55097666
She needs breeding correction!

>>55097971
From me

>>55092119
Oyasame

I'd say 50/50 chance of Goob tomorrow, probably FNV, but if not tomorrow then nearly 100% chance friday

>>55098672
guess I'll skip work on friday :3

mmh.. goob..

>>55098854
me in that picture by the way

Gura and Shion should breed.

>>55091684
She isn't popular anymore because japs are real unicorns and there's less braindead cucks. They aren't afraid to connect the dots unlike western fans.

>>55099026
Her popularity waned way before za hando anon. That was just one more blow to her but she was fucked before that even happened.

Rewatching the zatsu at the end of contraband. How could god create someone so sweet and adorable?
>I want her to bully me.

Haha, time to goom to Gura!

>>55079150
I think I should thank Shiori for tanking the EN drama and bait thread for us, at least for now

>>55099773
Gura is the ideal gentle sweetheart that can make you laugh and charm you with her golden voice.

>>55099799
based and same desu

>>55100849
>>55099799
Excuse me, do you guys really have to goom to my daughterwife?

>>55079958

>>55100909
My apologies but your daughterwife is a fine onahole.

>>55079958
Is this hentai?

>>55101648
It's official.

>>55079958
Translate it weebs

>>55098533

>>55102257
O i wish she made more evil Gura streams, the Bully & Evil karaoke was great

>>55102293
her name is gawr

>>55086587
BRAT

>>55102541
Would ruin this ebi. T u T

>>55101834
Official hentai? Cover wtf??

>>55098980
Yeah with me.

I need you to show me undeniable proof that Gura is indeed cute.

>>55103007
When she looks to camera right and lean towards the camera you can see what a freaking gigantic forehead she has, holyshit, imagine if she didn't have bangs; i could project the IMAX version of Oppenheimer on it

>>55103096

>>55103007
Do you guys have any indecent fish photos?

>>55103316
No all my Gura porn is high quality no indecent pictures whatsoever.

Why doesn't Gura make a schedule?
I want to plan my life around Gura but it's a little difficult to do that

>>55103316
I look at my gem of the sea every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQ_zZIiGLA

>>55103438
Because she hates her job and wants to retire asap.

>>55103438
You are not on Gura standby 24/7 like the rest of us? Skill issue

>>55103096
Literally written on stream

im gonna kiss and cuddle gura

>>55103575
watch streams

I'm gonna inappropriately touch gura. T o T

>>55103832
I am gonna inappropriately touch you. T o T

>proof of close relationship since 2019
>proof of still active close relationship up to june 2022
>"t-that doesn't count! I need to see him creampie her in front of me otherwise it doesn't count!!"
roru

>"it's j-just a platonic ldr..."
rumao even! what's next?

>"he uses condoms so it's fine!"

>>55103832
>>55103888
I'm gonna inappropriately touch both of you T o T

Onyo the tard showed up again

>>55103988
cope

>>55103985
>>55103888
I'm gonna kiss and cuddle both of you

Oh hi schizo

Choose your rrat wisely.

>she was in Sweden since the house hunting trip and left after the yab to return asap
>she used a Swedish proxy to trigger the Valheim and the Badge schizos

First rrat implies she was visiting him. A woman visiting her overseas male friend on her own. Draw your own conclusion on this.
Second rrat implies she got butthurt because of the Valheim and the Badge yab. She reacted with spite, posting the poll from a Swedish proxy, going as far as to ruin her kayfabe during her birthday week just to trigger a group of fans, because for some reason she really, really cares about him.

Choose your rrat wisely.

>>55091184
full album soon
but first asmr love nest

>>55104048
Why do i need to choose at all? I don't care about real life Gura, i watch for entertainment.

If anything i hope she has a nice partner IRL since she seemed to have a hard time for a long time

>>55091444
Is she just waiting on the MV?

>>55104119
Thanks for your insight Mane-chan.

>>55104130
Yeah, from what was said in the Kronii collab it seemingly is going to take a long time

All I feel is secondhand embarrassment for this guy when he starts lazily posting copypasta.
Is what he wants?

>>55104234
The embarrassment you feel is from the subconscious acceptance of your role as a cuck beta proviter in Martin and Samantha's relationship.

>>55104234
he's run the rrat into the ground by now
no one cares

>>55104119
Stop replying to the shitposter, you fucking imbecile.

>>55103888
>>55103985
>>55104005

>>55104294
hey psychpath, you know that you have the status of a class clown, right?

>>55104312
He is samefagging dumdum

>>55104361
If that helps you sleep at night, feel free to believe it.

>>55104397
HOLY

>>55104458
i just stated an undisputable fact but keep coping

>>55104397
Uhh sir that's a child...

Man I thought mods shitposting was a meme.

>>55104458
I think what helps you sleep at night is the thought that you actually achieve something with your copy pasta galore

Nina won't come back hohol :)
better dead than niji'd

pink

>
>>55104551
Janny likes to bait before deleting all posts by IP.

>>55104640
Gura in pink reminds me of that Trix yogurt they used to sell.

>>55104397
Gura you should do a stream with this view of you.

>>55104397
this is ai right. where may i find more ai like this

>>55104701
You calling her body a yoghurt tube?
>>55104799
Try the vtai thread

>>55104823
I don't like the vtai thread they make too many fat guras it's weird and gross

>>55104844
Pixiv has AI if you allow AI posts but most of them suck.

>>55104823
Gura you should attach a leash to yourself and make it look like we're holding it.

We post AI gura now?

>>55104901
Yeah

>>55104901
sometimes

AI Gura?

>>55104002
Cope, you'll always be a failure of a troll.

>>55104901

Goob morning
I love Gura

>>55105037
I love her more.

>>55105013
Dios mio, la creatura.

>>55105013
G-g-gura? What have they done to you...?

>>55104901
Hey, someone got the ai to get the hairpins right.

>>55105084
I love her the most. Even more than fatfuck.

>>55105182
FUCK hairpins

I wanna eat cheese sauce out of Gura’s bellybutton, getting it all over my face and then have a sloppy french kissing session with her.

I want to goom on Gura's tummy and watch her use her flexible, boneless body to bend forward and suck the goom right out of her own navel.

its gura

two tails can store twice the pee, AI gura has real gura beat

Don't open
I warned you

It’s too early in the morning to goom.
>>55105434
Oh thanks for killing my boner

>>55105434
would

>>55085112
I’m interested, Gura and Shion looking extra cute, usually not that big on ayame but she’s cute here too

>>55105434
since Gura is a scalie, why haven't people done AI scalie Guras yet?

I still don't understand your fags obsession with asmr. I tried to fap to the asmr stream for like a 3rd time but once again the only thing I'm hearing are mic noises and occasional whispers. It doesn't sound like she's sucking my cock at all.

>>55091150
That’s what happens when you start collaborating with males as a regular occurrence. I personally like her but it is what it is.

>>55105632
If you don't get it, you don't get it. Just go goom to something else.

>>55105632
I’m not crazy for ASMR either but I like how intimate it feels with how she talks and the way the mics are set up. Also I want to hear her heartbeat again.

>>55105632
I like when Gura uses this voice a lot

>>55105632
Personally I want another RP over an ASMR. Maid Gura was something.

>>55105632
that wasnt real asmr since she used a regular mono mic.

>>55106106
Retard that was her one and only use of the 3Dio.

>>55106181
He’s talking about the candy eating stream

>>55105632
You gotta get the real stuff mah man. And hook it up to the freshest pair of headphones you got

>>55106282
That's for the actual ASMR response which genetics might fuck you out of no matter what you do. Nothing to do with gooming.

>>55105632
All I know is that her first ASMR felt like she was licking my inner ear and that shit turns me on like nothing else. God if I had the real deal my heart would probably explode.

>>55106701
iwtcigg

gura is FAT

>>55106934
begone from this plane, foul one

>>55106934
Would

gura should play fallout 76 with ame and they should rp as cowgirls while doing so

>>55107627
fuck off todd

I agree fellow gamer, she should also play the latest hit game Starfield™ from the studio that brought you Skyrim™, and Fallout 4™. Most importantly she should play it on it's release date!

What a joyous online real time video experience that would be, fellow bloopers.

Gura should use the new rock girl as a butt plug

>>55109012
she already has a buttplug

>>55079176
>I love my wife so much!!
I love her too

>>55109266
Not as much as I do tho

I want gura to call me tiny and cute more

>>55079150
kill yourselves lolicons

https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCGWJmXZpYgpMnP-e0_L14eQ
didn't know this was a thing

Gura, would you like to cyb0rseggz with us chumbies tonight?

>>55109864
Why is there a nog remix in the middle of that playlist. No I'm not referring to Mori.

>>55110036
fuck should i know, i just found that shit.

>>55110086
like i didn't know youtube had an option for uncompressed audio

Hmm

Gura owes me sex