/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

PEBBLEPHILES WHERE YOU AT???

Im in

Oh little lady, where art thou?

digger please

shoving pebbles up my ass

>>54882952
Twas I, the father.

im the baby

ROCK AND STONE, PEBBLES!

>>54883044
Right here, wishing there was more rock porn

She's only streamed twice so far but I already like her so much AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54883044

So this thread won't go numerical then? Just curious.

I missed her debut but her trucking stream was fun, good oshi pebblebros

what will be your first SC to Bijou?

>>54885164
You can't pre-doxx me.

>>54882952
The actual PLAP PLAP PLAP GET ME PREGNANT girl, who would’ve thought

This is my pebblesona
You may not like it, but it is mine

she kinda talks like trump

>>54884935
Is there a reason to?

I miss her already bros...

>>54882952
SWABAG
SWNBAC

>>54882952
That's a child. She can't get pregnant.

>>54882952
dumb rock believing moir's advice she's gonna get fucked

>>54887333
She's also a rock, and rocks can't get pregnant. So we have a double negative, meaning the litho girl is incredible fertile.

WHITE ANONS FUCK ROCKS

Bros.... i want her to slam her diamond hips until i turn to gravel...

>>54887518
But she's a child. She's underage

ehe

>>54887661
She's also a rock. Having sex with a rock is not illegal, no matter what age the rock is.

>>54885367
AHHHHHHHH.... FUCKING +3 NOT OPT

UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54888550
Bro, blue board???

>>54888550

>>54882952
Ugly ass OP, remove the quotes and use :
Only links that should be at the core of OP are her youtube channel, her twitter, schedule link and an archive link.
Crap like "official website, art tag" are unnecessary.
Debut and cover links should be temporary, remove them after a month just like new merch links.
Make it idiot proof.

>>54889015
Something like Shiori's general?

>>54888550

guys. i didn't like today's stream much :(

>>54886591
MileSTONE celebration.

greetings fellow humans! How goes your endeavors? doing that water drinking thing that we humans partake in?

>>54882952

Im a pebble and thats kenough

>>54889793
>cheeks
approved

>>54889738

>>54890114
missing gem. fake fan

>>54882952
Love me some rock

Why the faq are we last in subs?

>>54891402
So i can be Bijou's first in love

So what is the consensus on her age, personally i am thinking lolibaba.

>most of her streams start at 7pm EST
EUbros.. I don't think I'm gonna make it

>>54891758
>most of her streams start at 8pm for me
I'm guaranteed to catch at least one hour of her cuteness. But since a three hour stream was short for her, there's no way she won't stream for 5+ hours and that would be like 1am for me. Goodbye sleep schedule

>>54891751
She's 1 year older than Luna, she said it on debut

>>54891893
So 1 year old, got it

>>54888703

Bijou or Koseki?

I don't like DRG and niggers spamming Bijou with quotes from it are annoying

>>54887269
'em

>>54892856
Biboo

>>54891402
She got a 2k cull in subs yesterday.

>>54887333
>>54887661
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

>>54893248
The gem stuff is going to be a real problem later on if we don't curb faggy /qa/posting now.

>>54894924
>

>>54894924
Anon, newfriends don't know what /qa/ means.

>>54895247
The retards that posted on it, aka the real problem, still exist though. As seen by the sharty and the gem posts.

>>54895728
/qa/ anons make meme, newfriends find it funny and repost it everywhere spreading it like cancer. I don't think you will be able to gatekeep them.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

>>54889015
cute

>>54895728
who cares. Its not like you're actually looking at a snoyjak anyway. It's literally a Bijou gif

why does she stream so late... it's 2am for me

What are your favorite quirks about her so far? I'm talking things such as speaking mannerisms and ticks.

What server did she say she was playing FXIV on?

>>54896516
aether

>>54896555
Thank you, kind sir

>>54896351
The way she repeats herself when she's nervous/still thinking what she's going to say

>>54896351
I love her
>ehe

Tell me about Bijou, is she a quint legend raider?

negative 7000 dollars

>>54897235
Tell me about Bijou, why does she wear the mask

>>54897906
a lot of loyalty for a mere pebble

"it feels good to shoot people, but not in a bad way!" lives rent free in my brain

>>54895728
It's not an ugly wojak though

>>54896065
>first question she answered was about her feet
This brat.

>>54896351
I really like how she puts herself low down in her chatting screen to emphasize how short she is

I hope Bijou doesn't continue nerfing her stream time in order for us to watch her genmates. I just ended up going to bed when she finished. I'm here for her, not the others.

>>54888550
Uh, MODS?

Cute.

>>54899453
>I just ended up going to bed when she finished.
Well, not falling asleep until the girl finishes is a step above most guys

>>54896351
Ehe, ehe, ehehe

sup bijches

>>54888550
Disgusting gaping hag geode, Bijou's looks like this

I miss her so much bros...

>>54899453
You should anti the other four so she gets the message.

>>54902660
Fuck off digger

Rape

>>54902847
me please, bijou

Zelda is a fucking snoozer but I'll watch anyways

>>54903737
I'd watch her watch paint dry and I'd still be entertained

>>54902847
Carving

>>54902847
One of the many things I wish she would do to me

>>54903777
Holy Trinity of truth.

>>54902962
>>54904676
>I like being told what to do
This ain't the girl for you...

Bros, will she like deep rock galactic even if it has pickaxes in it?

hic

>>54904944
B-but she thinks shooting people is fun... I can break her...

>>54904944
I dunno man she was asserting her dominance over those murrican highways pretty hard

>>54903777
Checked

>>54904944
>>54905102
I will break her by making her discover the fun in breaking me.

>>54904944
>Submissive and likes being ordered around
She's perfect

>>54905850
Perfect indeed, but then we won't have lolidom a la THAT Mitama-sama scene

Wasn't she pretending to be retarded a little too much last night?

>>54906076
>pretending

>>54906076
>pretending

She's gonna play totk today, in a time slot that works perfect for me! Life is good

>>54906076
I think she's straight up retarded. She cant multitask for shit, which is cute.

>>54906546
wonder how much of it was caused by her having a chat that fast for the first time
don't know shit about her PL really but I imagine she didn't have that many people watching
either way it was cute

Is /gem/ /ai/-friendly?

Don't look at chat and drive

>>54907136
GAS GAS GAS

>>54897321
Well, now we know why she has no money.

>>54902481
It's Bijouver

>>54907045
Yeah, make some good shit.

Guys, when she said "I'm tolerable!" looking all happy, i fell in love.

>>54908382

>>54908064
Hey, that's me + anon's drawing. I will gen some more good slop then.

>>54904944
>>54905850
where's this information coming from? i haven't had time to actually sit down and watch anything besides the debut yet

>>54908585
small T o T

>>54907045
I'm not a fan, but I won't complain about more art

>>54908734
Stream, duh. She actually said that.

Always remember that Bijou loves her pebbles. That means she loves (You).

>>54908734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5qX3LMGFFA&t=6923s

>>54908902
ehe
ehe
ehehe

>>54908780
How can I make it more tolerable to you?

>>54896351
she does that thing that luna does where she cuts herself off to repeat what she was saying, its very cute

>>54908734
She was talking about games, specifically about not really enjoying open ended games where you just kind of play for the sake of it with no clear goals being laid out for you, stuff like Minecraft for example.
I don't think that really translates to relationships/ sexual preferences whatsoever but people will take what they can get....

>>54909130
Can't say, there's something about it that just doesn't appeal to me

>>54909287
Sex is a game

I'm so happy we finally god a proper :D in EN

>>54910082
Fair enough.

>>54910343
EN Luna

the last pebblellite

>>54910343

>>54910502
I love my future stone wife Bijou

>>54910502
Bottom left pic is shattering my heart. I don't want to see her sad bros

>>54910412
I dunno, her :D reminds me of Rosemi.

>>54910612
Show her the cunnyfag posts and she'll cry.

>>54910502
I have shit memory, are these all from debut or something else?

>>54910612
Dyslexia anon...

>>54910668
With Nina murdered and Wosemi substituted by a locally-grown version, Kiara doesn't need to touch nijisanji anymore

Will she oversleep today or be good?

Do you think she knows how to aim

>>54911070
Def oversleeping, she must be emotionally exhausted

>>54911070
As far as I can tell her streaming time is around 2~4PM for her. Right?

>>54910905
Fuck, bottom right.
>>54910676
She won't mind the cunnybros.

>>54911226
3 pm, i think

>>54911076
she just needs to play some single player shooters for reps

your oshi is cute and my favorite so far in Advent

>>54911226
She said 4PM last stream which means she's in PDT...

>>54911302
no, actually, i don't think bottoms should have rights

(neither do bottoms)

shill me on the rock anons, she seems pretty cute

>>54912068
Rock is cute and small and funny and she is also my wife and

>>54912068
she asserts dominance

>>54912068
Cute dorky child wife who actually loves games, what else could a man ask for?

>>54912068
The one and only daughterfu of EN.

>>54912068
tiny gem who likes to play games

>>54912068
your heart isn't prepared for her

>>54912068
>*shale

>>54912358
The costs to fix the truck should be really high with that amount of damage. Why is she smilling?

>>54912615
She still thinks the company will cover the costs.

>>54912615
She's not really trying to do well in the game, just using it for a chat stream.

>>54912615
Because the damages are covered by Hololive

Wouldn't it be crazy if she leaked a little bit of pee all over her gaming chair during the Phasmo stream and you could hear her wiping it as she lets out smalls gasps of worry and embarrassment with that sweet girly voice of hers?

I just realized the moai bit is like what kids TV shows do. I guess it's marginally better because it actually requires audience participation, but it's still kind of spooky, really.

>>54907136

>>54912679
Ok but imagine sniffing her chair after she's streamed for 12 hours

>>54912869

>>54912741
Tv wanted to do this: 'interactive media'. Turns out, what they where looking for years ago where streamers that interact with theyr audience

>>54912869
don't inhale rock dust, that shit will wreck ya

>>54902298
TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK
GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT GET FRAGMENT

>>54902298
This needs a blushing Bijou edited in

>>54912068
She likes games (real)

>>54912657
Even so, she shouldn't be this happy about getting a truck totalled anon.

>>54913523
Don't worry, she's rock hard and won't get harmed by ramming her truck face-on into a brick wall.

>>54912068
lolibaba

I pick up speech patterns pretty quickly and I'm worried about accidentally "ehe ehe ehe"ing during a meeting with my boss

>>54894775
Lina Medina sounds like a vtuber name, honestly

>>54913290

>>54913853
cute pebble

I do love me some NTR with my oshi. Non Toxic Relationship

You wouldn't fuck a rock.

>>54914148
Don't test me.

>>54914148
I've fucked worse.

You guys think she's gonna continue doing the moai henshin? I'm not against her keeping the animation as an intro but having her start the stream as a moai will probably end up getting repetitive

>>54914148
Don't tell me what I wouldn't do

>>54914270
I think it's a good gimmick other than just having a funny greeting to get chat engaged at the start of every stream

>>54914270
It's still the first week. I predict she'll drop the whole kayfabe and turn into PG-13 Shondo in half a year at most

Bijou Interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/1/koseki-bijou-hololive-advent-interview

>>54914489
I hope she always does it for every stream even years from now.

>>54914048
saved, thanks pebblebro

I just realized
>Thai
>as in, the ladyboy country
i-is the rock a male girl?

>>54915007
I will stone you

>>54915007

>>54915007
Yes, faggot. Every thai is a dick girl, you've got it figured out.

>>54914783
Thanks, anon.

>>54914489
when i first saw her design, i thought for a split second that she might actually be shondo before my rational brain caught up and realized that shondo is still very much active

>>54915007
Stone the digger!

>>54915053
don't you want to suck your waifu's feminine slab?

>>54915007
Maybe...

>>54882952
she really reminds me of shondo in how she talks, like almost uncanny

>>54915217
This is literally me

>>54915007
shes only half thai, which means shes only half ladyboy the top half

>>54914883
np

>>54915219
I now have schizo loli chuuba and more wholesome (but memey) loli chuuba. Life is nice sometimes.

>>54915363
what did he mean by this

>>54914783
Bijou's top 10 anime
Madoka Magica
Houseki no Kuni
Mob Psycho 100
Toradora!
Clannad: After Story
Kyoukai no Kanata
Nichijou
Nagi No Asukara
Asobi Asobase
Ghibli Films

>>54915405
It's that same faggot trying to shit the thread every couple of hours. I don't know what the fuck his problem is, mental illness propably.

>>54914783
BASED ROCK

>>54915527
Calm down anon, I just want Bijou to collab with neuro...

>>54915630
I love this rock, holy shit

>>54915417
>Currently Watching Favorite: Mobile Suit Gundam: Witch of Mercury

Is Bijou team El4n or El5n

>>54915417
I haven't watched any of them :(

>>54915630
I wanna make something else of hers start streaming

>>54915630
vtweeters on suicide watch

>>54915724
Start working on your backlog, anon.

>>54915630
She gets it, it's not rocket science.

>>54915630
based

>>54915630
NOOO YOU CAN'T EXPECT HOLOS TO STREAM THAT MAKES YOU AN ENTITLED PARASOCIAL WEIRDO

>>54914783
For a puff piece that is a good little interview.

>>54915630
HOLY FUCKING BASED
GURA ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

Just enjoy the rock.

>>54882952
i need to know how chibi this fking thai is!!!!

>>54915630
This gen is out for blood huh

>>54914783
Precious
https://files.catbox.moe/vwkgt0.mp3

>54916200

who's gonna be bijou's coupling

>>54916254
Rock daughter sounds tired

>>54916301
me

>>54916254
Why was this so cute?

>>54915417
I wonder which Ghibli is her favorite. At least can be 99% confident it's one of Miyazaki's 4 or 5 most popular

CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY FOR WE PEBBLEPHILES

>>54916524
Because it makes you feel like she recorded it in bed next to you right after she woke up. T o T

>>54916350
Understadable, after all she was pretty busy yesterday with vehicular manslaughter and overdosing on coffee.

>>54916254
>>54916350
>>54916524
Seems like she recorded this after the debut

>>54894775
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
Ohh, she's 89 now? Surprised she's still alive

Cumming inside gem wifey while she sleeps like an innocent little angel. T o T

>>54914783
>Bon Bijou
That's dumb...

>>54916917
fuck you, you're dumb

>>54914048
Kek thanks

Many of you are very horny for Bijou, but from what I've seen of her she seems very pure. As in, all her sexual energy is poured into gamer autism. Am I wrong? Is there something I'm missing?
t. pebblephile

>>54915630

Give me the pornography, please, I beg you.

>>54917702
No, she's pure and needs to protected from the sexual freaks at all cost

>>54917702
She's pure but also has this sexy aura. The way she uses some phrases is completely intentionally "ero-kawaii" as the japanese say

>>54917702
Bijou is a daughterfu. And daughterfus are for gentle headpats, hugs, protecting, loving unconditionally, raising them with care and, eventually, marriage with me

>>54917702
Kinda hard to tell with how little we've seen of her but so far she doesn't seem to be a complete prude
>rock hard innuendos
>immediately understood the implications of saying she likes being told what to do
>footfag baiting
If I had to guess I'd say she's gonna be like Gura and throw innuendos left and right while pretending that she doesn't know what she's doing.

>>54917813
For now we gotta rely on our AI overlords. Fleshbags are still catching up, please be mindful of that

>>54917839
Ultra based

>>54917839
>>54917979
Low T

I will reply to my own posts with "based".

>>54917909
I have a feeling that once that rock starts rolling downhill it will cause a rock slide

>>54918022
Sorry I'm not a porn addict. I just like my cute comfy funny rock.

>>54918066
based

>>54918108
I'm not a porn addict either, I could cum just to her voice

>>54918073
based as fuck

>>54918066
>>54918166
based

>>54918174
She doesn't want this.

>>54918224
Proof?

> ctrl+f "bijou cute"
> 0 results
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>>54918288
are you the ">ctrl+ yoimiya" schizo?

>>54918288
And smug!

>>54918263
The proof is she's not like that slut Gura. And because I said so.

Bijou attaching her pleasure gem to your penis and giving you the best orgasm you'll ever experience!

>>54918288
>Cute Bijou
this pebble is right :D

>>54917813
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110449488
look

>>54915630
chumbuds... i dont feel so good....

you angwy?

>>54919285
dwive

>>54919285
This is making me furious but I'll forgive her anyway

can you plap a rock?

>>54919124
erocktic

>>54919368
No, but you can TINK TINK TINK GET FRAGMENT instead.

>>54882952
this girl sounds like a grandma sometime

>>54919488
lolibaba uoooooh....

>look up rock and crystal vagina
Now this is pebblephilia

>>54919285
no~

>>54917702
Every single loli vtuber in this world is a freak. Some just chose to be playful with it, others are more aggressive. Bijou is the playful type. You guys need to learn that women love being desired.

>>54919634
>roastie pussy shape
Why?

>>54919738
It's like I'm back in /swarm/.

>>54919634
Stop

>>54919792
>women love being desired
Who tf doesn't? Can you think of a single normal straight man who wouldn't get off to the idea of hundreds of women masturbating to him?

>>54919992
>I will never have an army of faceless stinky women schlicking to me
Fuck.

WHY DOES SHE NOT HAVE BEJEWELED 3 IM HER SCHEDULE?!

>>54920270
Permission autism...

>>54919368
Yes.

>>54920558

>>54920558
Shiorin is the one training them by the way

Is the other thread baker here? Can't bake atm.

That's it. I'm going to get /fit/ so I can carry my gem princess. She probably weights about 2 tons so I gotta get those muscles pumpin

>>54920270
Because council's first week of playing a game related to their lore was pretty dumb

>>54920988
I didn't catch Council's first week, how cringe was that?

Sex with Bijou
https://files.catbox.moe/m51cv2.mp3

Bijews rise up

>>54921020
About as cringe as Gura's maneater stream

>>54921221
Dont remind me..

>>54921221
I'm so glad there's an EN cunny that's a gamer now.

>>54921221
Fucking hell, dude.

>>54882952
Why is Bijou so bad at driving?

>>54921373
She's a woman

>>54921221
no, not that much

>>54921117
Where did you get this??

>>54920631
cool rrat

>>54921407
>Bijou
>woman
She's not there yet

>>54921373
Do you really expect a moai statue to know how to drive?

>>54921373
>tiny legs, cant reach pedals
>tiny height, can't see mirrors properly
>tiny arms, can't handle the wheel of a heavily powerful and manly transportation machine
>is a pebble girl
>being a woman doesn't help either
With all that working against her, I'm still proud of her.

>>54921373
Imagine how hard it is to drive truck when you can barely see out of the cabinet and barely can reach pedals.

>>54921474
I recorded it last night when we were having some fun after the stream
>>54856790

>>54920587

>>54921495
well, at least she said that she wanted to train her own character yesterday

>>54921474
I see. I've been living under a rock.

>>54921568
Well let's consider what moai statues are capable of. This is just one example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72gq6RYRdCA

>>54921733
>I've been living under a rock.
GIWTWM

>>54921733
>under a rock
How many of you would enjoy a moai statue sitting on your face?

>>54921117
damn, she's got good tone and body

Kira kira Koseki~

>>54922654
I felt really bad when she asked for the magic words yesterday and I replied "moai moai kyun" instead of "kirakira koseki".

>>54922727
Same...

So she can remove the "shoes" right?

>>54922727
>>54922787
I'm so ashamed to be seen with you two..

>>54922974
I'll do better next time, I promise! Don't throw me away, I'll be a good pebble!

New

>>54923102
>>54923102
>>54923102

>>54922654
Is she gonna transform every stream? how will that work for collabs? she gonna start off transformed or does her collab partner have to break her apart?

just prototyping an onahole, thinking what the canal should be like, I would give the 3d model for free when finished

>>54923288
It's uhhh... looking pretty good

>>54923288
you're 3d printing it with metal right