/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

What a retarded, got banned by management rumao

>>54850773
>v1.3
kek pajeets not even once

so we only have a leader stream tonight?

>>54850773
bait receh

Flay love. Also thank you to the anon uploading the bettel vod, it's very appreciated.

>>54850773
Embarrassing

Terminate Magni Dezmond

>>54850773
This one seems to get banned a lot. I wonder if these superchats are why lol.

>asking for clips of himself
We got Monkey's Pawed. MagNoir aren't the ones graduating.

>>54850773
Added to the spreadsheet

stepping on gavis bettel as he whimpers and writhes

God I need a Tempus 3 to have a /tg/tuber. Someone to actually get Magni and Altare to learn to play with their Pokemon cards and paint minis and play Warhammer 40k on stream and host D&D games and god I fucking miss college.

LEADER STOP HYPING STUFF UP THEY MIGHT GET CANCELLED OR POSTPONED FOR A YEAR

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>>54851161
>Inb4 leader makes middle school tier graduation slideshow with pics and videos playing with green day's time of your life playing in the background

>>54850704
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>54851382
based

>>54851514
amen

>>54851465
He is on a high because of the podcast, let him have this for now

Oh man, top 3 leader clips...that's tough. I can think of so many.

>All the boys are working hard behind the scenes on projects
Exciting

>>54851514
amen

>>54851441
Every time you fuckers make a post like this it feels like I am getting pushed towards my destiny
t. fa/tg/uy

Shut the fuck up Leader, don't even suggest that ;_;

>>54851465
vesper and magni wont be there to ruin it

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>54851774
Exciting!

>>54851514
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
>It is not of our concern.
Hoping we can stick to this one this thread.

>>54851472
AIIIIIEEEEE

>Alrighty~
NOOOOOO

I missed them a lot today.

>Aaaaalllrighty
It's over...

Don’t leave…

Every fucking time I miss a Bettel stream the VOD is kill
Every fucking time I stay up late or cancel something to watch Bettel the VOD is fine
Why does this clown hate me

>>54852055
/mans/ cant read gomen

next bitch to doompost out of nothing is getting peed on and impregnated.

>>54851791
fat sweaty nerd handcam ToT

>>54852455
you are cursed

>>54852455
He needs you enraged so you can beat him better

>>54850951
It's Monday so yes. Probably. There was a Bettel stream a few hours ago.
>>54851514
Amen.

wish the best for blue guy

WHAT IS THIS THING

>raids into jaiden
>cant even say altares name
christ grim

Wait this isn't Hololive

>Multiplayer Undertale Genocide Run...
say what now

Did you wave back when leather asked you to?

>>54852522
Oooooohhhhh noooo anon~ Magni and Vesper are going to get terminated for [insert insane rrat here]. It’s such a shame that the notice could happen at any moment~

>would rather raid into Jaiden than his own kouhai

>>54852982
i just made it in time

>>54852005

>>54851441
If I weren't a female I would make this my goal.

>>54853047
none of vg are streaming right now

>>54852921
Too busy fighting Sams, please understand

>>54851791
ToT huge belly erotic

>>54853047
>wants drama
i see you faggot

>>54851514
Amen.

>>54852221
They missed you too.

>pronounces his name correctly
unexpected

>>54853047
thinking they gave the boys raiding perms

>>54852982
>leather

>>54853260
I HATE AUTOCORRECT

>>54852455
Did Bettel even stream. Who knows.

>>54853047
You really think they would give the boys raiding permissions right off the bat? Wait until the collab ban is over at the very least.

>>54851514
Amen.

DID ANYONE CATCH BETTELS VOD?

>>54853023
>insert rrat here
not peeing on me

>I am not doing that
>AND JUST LET US GET TERMINATED?

>>54853475
someone last thread said they did but I'm not sure

>>54853375
>>54853257
>>54853155
>>54853112
good lord niggas stop biting my bait youre too easy

>>54853047
Flayon did the same thing

>>54853580
It would take 40 or so minutes when they posted

Why did (((they)) take the twin clown vod?

>>54853633
it taste good tho

>>54853576

>>54853633
I was genuinely confused because I didn't see anyone else streaming tho....

oh shit nerissa just said "so true vestie"

Where is my nigga Noir at?

any magnoir news yet? if not then make up sometging for me please. i can't take this anymore

>>54854063
It's ok you can say nigger

>>54854063
MIA, or KIA if we're using the Spartan rules.

>>54854013
vestie i know you miss grandpa but this delusions too far...

>>54854208
I am touching their butts right now

>>54853475
It'll be up in about 20 minutes or so.

Drop your favorite Leader moments
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1686197106510295040?s=20

>>54854208
>>54833166

Altare is so happy and positive right now because Vesper is graduating.

>>54853633
Welcome to mans enjoy your stay :^)

I snuggle and squeak with mag ueueueueuueueueueueueueueuueueueueue

>>54854789
stfu axel go tweet something

>>54854699
He's finally getting his fishing license

When is Flayon gonna ask for Cloud Meadow perms?

>>54854841
I have started to miss him

uhhh what happened to magni and vespa

>>54854924
When he gets the eraMegaten and Free Cities perms

>>54854245
no one refers to their nigga as nigger you fucking whiteoid dicklet

>>54854699
Nah, he's happy and positive because he's got both a podcast and the DILF Discord sex of his dreams.

>>54854924
He would be boring and pick a girl to play as

>>54854988
I don't Because it's really easy to aim my nut at my acrylic stands

>>54855198
My ancestors did tho

>>54855029
Vesper is sucking trucker dick in the middle of nowhere and Magni accepted a position in Cover corp. [/splinter]

>>54854924
That shit released? What the hell

Flayflay running from me

>>54854699
He’s happy vesper is becoming his stay at home dilf…

>>54855258
I haven't gotten mine yet...

>>54855443
It's still in Early Access with constant updates, just got a big Summer Update with part2 coming soon.

>>54855029
The nowacorn and dezcorn killed them with their horns

>>54855530
cute

>>54854208
Altare said in Minecraft stream today that the anniversary is going to be rescheduled soon with full HQ, so thank God we know they're coming back, we just don't know how soon "soon" is. sorry, made this up

>>54856044
kek. That made me chuckle, anon.

>>54856044
>nowacorn
>not vestiecorn
vestiecorn sounds cooler :(

>>54856044
I could go for some roasted corn

>>54851382
jesus christ I need more Bettel ASS

UUUUUUUUU

>>54856044
>

I want to tease and pet him like a fluffy stupid cat

>>54856411
The slutty shorts make it better

Why did Bettel2 do it?

>>54856567
every time someone uses this image i think bettels gone and hung himself

>>54856902
Bettel has a name

...

>>54857502
Squish squish mwah

>>54852221
Magni needed a butt transplant and Vesper offered to do it. They're currently in recovery.

>>54846184
just two little guys!

>>54856734
Bettel has a bone flat ass

Bettel week in review for whoever missed it.
https://gofile.io/d/RjnWIW

>>54858967
07

>>54858912
i wish he'd feed me...
I've hit 109 from the stress of him being away

>>54858967
thanks! chu

>>54859232
>spoiler
you keep filling out..he would be proud anon

The mental image of Shinri belting Katy Perry's Firework and locking eyes with someone in the middle of a traffic jam...
https://youtu.be/BRlqB7T3x18?t=3633

Loreanons, batmananon and writeanons.

Can you craft lore for picrel? It goes hard af.

>>54858810
cute ToT

>>54858810
Cute cute cute~

>>54859232
I can't tell if that's high bc stress eat or low bc depression anorexia

>>54858967
Thank you...

>>54846484
had to look up pics of corn for this

>>54859373
a-anon im underweight now....

>>54856044
I'd want to eat Tempuracorn on the cob

>>54853633
Bingo night yo

>>54859784
KEK. Very nice anon.

>>54859803
oh KEK sorry anon. please eat a nice juicy burger or something for your health. dont worry too much he'll be back im sure.. until then just distract yourself with other stuff
this is coming from someone that had a menhera attack during his suspension arc and stress cried after the 2.0 reveal because of how different it was.

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1686207540357402624

>>54856186
Ok clicking on that spoiler hurts more than I expected.

LEADER LOVE~
https://twitter.com/oh_Nocturnal/status/1686203540941729792

>>54858810
Adorable

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>54860351
Solid

>>54860351
I'm surprised he's going for Only Up again.

>>54860351
>Dokapon Kingdom
What is that?

>>54856186
This one is actually meaner than any of the Vesper slander or insults have been. I hate you.

>>54858946
Flat man ass is good too. I don't care what it is, I just want more Bettel ass.

>>54860351
>collab woth TWO females
oh no hakkicorns!!

>>54860885
it doesnt count unless its holo for some reason

>>54860434
Cute!

>>54860747
It's a "Mario Party+Mario RPG" of sorts

>>54860351
>DOKAPON KINGDOM
IT BEGINS
>>54860747
Mario Party for people you hate.
A notorious friendship destroyer

>>54856186
You absolute cunt.

>>54861114
I haven't played this new one, but I remember having a lot of fun. It's good to see some variety for this type of game, was getting bored of Pummel Party and Mario Party.

>>54851514
>>54851841
>>54860505
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.

Go with peace, brothers and sisters.

I miss them

>>54859784
my whorish hermanito... cute!

>>54860885
No one is going to get jealous over collabs with Ironmouse and Geega dude.

>>54858967
Thank you!

Anyone knows in what stream Altare showed how he tied his shoes?

>>54861624
No, because his shoes are Always Tied

>>54861691
Ugly :(

>>54860885
all hakkicorns already died with female collab spam arc.

>>54861624
It was a Minecraft stream I think. I’ve been looking for it too. He did a shoe tying handcam.

>>54859433
Well. You can't really keep recycling a soul over and over again, eventually it'll go corrupted from being forced to live forever. Me thinks he's unwillingly become a God, and Magni the Mad God sounds pretty cool ngl

Kissing homies

>>54862112
Isn't that kinda... gay?

>>54860351
MECHABIRB COLLAB

>>54862381
You're already here, aren't you?

>>54862405
but not like this....never like dis...

Damn Altare scheduled the cover a bit over a week ahead. The last time I remember one of the boys scheduling a cover for that long was Nowa.
I wonder if it a special cover with how mysterious it is or he is just doing it that just because, especially how long it have been since the last one.

mechabirb sex stream

>>54861624
https://youtu.be/U6eKTAKsJts?t=2215

>>54862719
tisker

>>54861812
>>54860885
>hakkicorns
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting!

>>54862719
Oh sheeet, I was looking on the MC ones. Thank you! chuuu

>>54862599
As long as they're in the same stream doing something together. I'll just pretend the other 2 whores don't exist
>Captcha: GAYGXV

>>54862719
wtf

https://youtu.be/MZYhKhrX6xU?si=VtGVDxTrORQwJLYA
what's this

>>54862719
i fucking love him

>>54863124
I recognize the artist from the mouths alone... Senzaki-mama?!

>>54859433
We know pretty well, that Maguni is a series of tofu clones made from Magmite Prime's memories of him. But there has to be as soul, en essence. And it cares for magmites no less (or even more) than Magni himself (or each clone).
However, the digital corruption of this essense can imply two things connected to the wider Elyium lore. It can be the essence not of Magni, but of the person trapped in simulation. Or maybe it implies that Magni is an NPC.

>>54862719
Triple knot. He's a psychopath, through and through.

>>54863124
Event for yumes that Tempus won't be a part of. Hope it goes well for the JP boys though.

>>54863124
REGULUS IS REAL

>>54863124
It was announced months ago and I bet /stars/ will be able to help you more than me.

>>54859433
I'm not feeling particularly creative but let's see...

Magni accidentally separates himself into his pure good and evil halves on accident from an alchemic reaction gone wrong. The evil half lacks stability, being it was the smaller portion of him, hence the glitchy look. I say it's "Evil" but it's really just the accumulation of his normal negative traits, with it being greedy, selfish, fearful, and overall a naughty impish creature. Evil Magni wants to stay alive so he flees the lab. In doing so he steps on a magmite whose juices get all over him. Oddly enough he feels invigorated when his alchemically unstable body fuses with the magmites magjuice. Evil Magni is now on the loose with a goal of capturing as many magmites as possible so he can create a stable body for himself. His goal is fooling the magmites into believing in him and following him instead of good magni and secretly killing them to use their magjuices. Unfortunately a side effect is growing more and more as he does this...it starts out small but an all consuming eye starts to grow on his chest with each magmite consumed to keep himself alive. Evil Mag body starts to become more and more stable, but an untold horror has taken control of the body, turning it from an impish personality to something much more ancient and horrifying.

This is Good Magni's story, of getting the magmites back on his side, and finding a way to save the world from it's impending doom from an ancient evil he accidentally released.
series ends with final showdown where good magni fuses himself with the demon god Magni and we witness an internal struggle where good magni and impish Magni work together to banish the ancient evil back to whence it came

>>54863124
holostars is a totally brothel please understand

>>54863124
Where's Rio

>>54863273
It do look like her artstyle

>>54860394
>>54860771
>>54861178
I.....I'm sorry guys. I'm a dying Vesoji as well and the person I replied to did say to make something up if no good news exists

almond axmag sisters how are you holding up

>>54863866
He ghosted the invite

>>54864086
none of the fujos are doing well

I MISS VESPER
UUUUUUUUUU
WHERE IS GRANDPA
UUUUUUUUUU

>>54860351
>Flaccid Cock Simulator

>>54862609
It was delayed because it was scheduled originally to come out the same weekend as EN3.

Altare said in his debut watchalong it was supposed to be on Saturday

>>54864119

im going to double penetrate myself with my magnoir acrylic stands i miss them so much...

>>54863866
Maybe one wearing black high neck with silver chain. The order of illustrations and silhouettes corresponds

>>54863273
Really? Looks like Teita's artstyle to me, but I may be wrong.

Scholar doko

>>54863723
Ohhhhh kino, thanks writeanon, I will now self insert as a little mag my good maglord is trying to save as I get killed by bad maglord (I don't actually mind because it means my magjuices will be with him forever)

>>54863124
inb4 idiots ask where the holo females are despite this being an event for women

>>54864086
The last stream Magni did was one where he casually made a thumbnail of him drooling after Axel. Axel realized how much he talks about Magni during his debut rewatch and said that he misses kintama collabs and wants there to be more. So kinda the same as always honestly. I do miss him though

>>54864086
As an Altarebowl enjoyer, I'm always doing very well
#twerk4dez
https://youtu.be/aEXWataOHNk?t=2674

OH, IT JUST OCCURED ME.
Adventurer's Guild TEMPUS and Hololive -Advent-

>>54863124
AGF = Animate Girls Festival. The JP boys have been attending the last few years. It's a Japanese event which is why no Tempus I presume. The Arabian outfits were last year's AGF merch.

>>54865348
>>54851514

>>54865348
I don't know what that spoiler is but yes Tempus is the Adventurer's Guild. We know this alredy.

yagoo retweeted the NTR podcast, what a supportive boss

>>54865532
ToT

>>54865455
Tempus mainly panders to a male audience so I see why they wouldn't have them at a girls' festival.

>>54865455
Oh that's cool! Too bad we won't get any Tempus art out of it

>>54865650
DYRBI

>>54865532
I wonder what his sentiment towards magni and vesper now

>>54865532
cute, thanks yagoo

>>54860351
HOLY SHIT DOKEPON KINGDOM?!
>Ironmouse
Goddamnit Spic bird...

>>54865930
The same as a majority of his employees

>>54865744
Yes. And no, just because Tempus has female fans doesn't mean their main appeal is toward a female audience. That's a 12 year old thought process.

>>54860747
The Superior Friendship Killer.
Like >>54861069 said, except you can PvP and take/throw away your friends gear, take all their gold, give their character poop haircut and various other shenanigans that can completely fuck the game resulting in people getting ass blasted.

If fucking great, especially with booze.

>>54865650
Anon that's really not the reason at all lol. Tempus is still marketed to women as well. The boys actually attend the event and talk to fans while they buy merch. Tempus wouldn't be able to talk to JP fans.

>>54866307
Maybe, but its also not towards the brotuberfags

>brotuberfags
cbdct sisters leave

Man, I really love Altare....all his talk today about his projects and how he wants to make this HIS year left me feeling all mushy. Seeing him fired up and more ambitious just feel so nice, it will totally be a bumpy road but I trust that he will make the best out of everything. I hope his new manager treats him right, I hope this new changes can be for the best for everyone, I just want the best for him and all his boys...LEADER LOVE

>>54866520
Would've been more kino if they play with the boys instead of outsider women...

>>54866923
I could see it being organized by Geega, but now that they secured the perms nothing prevents Tempus from playing

>>54866669
Maybe not the main reason but it's got to be a huge factor. Them being EN has nothing to do with it because Luxiem had merch at AGF last year.

>>54866923
Seriously, i mean come on. Geega, Ironmouse AND Flayon...how much pussy does this guy need to surround himself with?

>>54865650
AGF is basically an offline event in Tokyo. Tempus doesn't have enough amount of JP fans. That's all.

>>54860885
3 females actually

This crazy chick making me miss Vesper more.

I'm hyped for Dokapon - I kinda wished it was just tempus but maybe in the future.

WHERE IS VESPER

>>54867720
I don't know shit about the game, I don't think I even see a screenshot of it. I hear the game is good from this thread, if it then it would be cool if the boys play it someday, especially how hard is for them to get collab games going.
Makes me wonder if it is a game that they don't have the perms for but they can play it as long is on twitch and someone else is hosting it.

>>54867855
Everyone always asks "where is Vesper"
But never "how is Vesper?"

>>54867368
That's not a legit reason lmao

>>54867720
Maybe when Vesper and Magni come back. They strike me as cool enough to actually play.

>>54868262
but when is vesper...

>>54868262
I can't ask him how he is if I can't find him, anon

>>54868262
I'll absolutely ask him when he's back.
I miss Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

>>54864484
I am stupid, thanks anon

>>54868262
that nigga is fine and is probably getting his back blown out by a bug infested trucker as we speak

>>54868930
That trucker? Me

>>54868930
those bugs? me

>>54862112
ah so that's why

>>54868930
that nigga? me

>>54868930
That back? Me.

>>54866709
Speak for yourself. I'm enjoying them just fine.

>>54860885
This >>54861040, Ironmouse is married to Connor so I don't care, I care less about that gega girl or whatever her name is.
As long as the female collabs are once a month I don't care.

>>54869363
PUT SOME STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

>>54869435
That bug? Me.

>>54869538

>>54869505
Why are you so insecure

>>54867272
It's just them being relatively new, also probably Ves and Magni disappearance affected whenever they'll be illustrations of them or not.

>>54869756
What do you mean? I totally trust my oshi, what I don't trust are those holowhores.

>>54865930
All I know is that if Magni and Vesper both get yeeted from Holostars, whether by choice or by force, the unicorns will never shut up about it.

I don't need Vesper anymore

>>54869363
Ugly

>>54870164

>>54869505
Shut up Koinicorn.

>>54866856
>how he wants to make this HIS year
That sounds like a death flag. Altare is going to get owned pretty hard by something that will put a stop to his plans.

>vesper comes back
>He climbed mt everest (and not that pussy shit rich people do)
How would that affect you personally

>>54870537
Kneel.

>>54870537
I will ask him if he pissed on Greenboots

>>54870164
I need Vesper more than ever.

>>54870537
what is the pussy shit rich people do?

>>54870085
you forgot the antis.

>>54870085
Why? i've been called a unicorn here and i miss them.

>>54871282
They're the same.

>>54871261
there's a safer halfway checkpoint for people that wanna say they climbed Mt Everest, I guess that's what anon meant

>>54871402
Your input isn't needed vermin. All unicorns should die.

>>54870305
Hope /mans/ is having a comfy evening. please remeber I love shinri

>>54871577
aww vermin? call me a koinicorn like you do the others, anon. Id hate that so much

>>54871766
wait fuck i didnt mean to reply to that woops anon sorry my bad

>>54871842
Shut up Koinicorn.

>>54871454
I know what you are

>>54871958
hehe chu~

>>54871972
>>54871958
>>54870305

>>54846249
>>54846457
cute dinner night with leader!

>>54871766
I also enjoy Shinri's content.

>>54872118
Like clockwork

I miss Axel so so much

Where's the vod bebl? you said you were good for it

>>54873242
Here >>54858967

>>54872353
what kind of steak is he cooking exactly?

>>54863844
and when girls do this we glorify them pls understand

All that strange meat in Nowa's freezer is wasted…

>>54872353
I wouldn't even trust him to cook me hunan flesh

>>54873199
Me too... but he needs some rest and reset his sleep schedule

>>54874072
The post didn't even mention any girls. Stop having them living rent-free inside your head lol

>>54859784
ToT thank you so much

>>54874644
NTA but that faggot is a shit stirrer

>>54863124
Will they announce 3rd act here?

NEW SHINRI PODCAST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5QYGRFXo_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5QYGRFXo_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5QYGRFXo_0

>>54873199
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY PAIN MY OSHI COULD GRADUATE TOMORROW AND I WOULDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO PREPARE MYSELF

Each tempus boy and what I would do to them
>Altare
use his throat like an onahole
>Axel
lick his ears while edging hin
>Vesper
spanking him
>Magni
make him give me a footjob
>Bettel
edging him for two hours
>Shinri
fuck his tits then release a stream of piss on his face with my dick still stuck between his chest
>Hakka
nipple play and biting
>Flayon
make him lick my feet

>>54875049
Is this that lore podcast he was talking about?

>>54875192
no, it's just something he does when the power goes out kek

Goodnight mans, please consider watching Hakka's cover if you haven't https://youtu.be/Z7plaS3sLgI

>>54875179
best post itt

>>54875412
I was listening to it earlier, and it kinda ruined the original song for me because it feels so weak compared to Hakka's version, idk man, as a kenzoku it doesn't feel right

>>54875179
Why not just shit in all of their mouths?

HAKKITOS CHECK MEMBERSHIP

>>54873991
the usual, run-of-the-mill kind of steak!
>>54874230
is he bad at cooking? i thought he had mid tier abilities at worst

Hakka's Acapella dropped (for members) and it's fire

>>54875265
Oh I thought it was TSKRadio lmao.

>>54875704
>>54875810
oh shit nice

Each tempus boy and what I would do with them
>Altare
Play CsGO with him and compliment his skills
>Axel
Gift him a JAV mag
>Vesper
Tell him it's okay to have problems and give him a hug
>Magni
Draw a doodle for him
>Bettel
Watch him do a skit and give him an ovation and roses
>Shinri
Share a drink with him and play some MC
>Hakka
Serenade him(very poorly)
>Flayon
Hold his hand

>>54875900
In my head this is the precursor of what leads to the other post

>>54875780
from what I know he does have average cooking skills

>>54875900
Thanks Jeffrey

>>54875900
My sleepy eyes read "give Bettel an ovulation" at first

>>54875900
I'm Magni

>>54875698
kys scatmite

>>54875900
> Hold his hand
keep your gross fantasies to yourself.

>>54875078
Calm down sister I get you! I am worried about Magni and Vesper too, but the world did not stop for them. I pray for you that we will hear soon Magni and Vesper are actually graduating from college and finally have time to return to streaming

Has anyone archived any of Vesper's streams? I'm worried this will be the final yab, and I'll do it myself if no one already has

>>54876747
Start doing it. At least you'll know what Vesper feels when he's prepping

New Pilot schedule
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1686241676300369921

Hakka needs to learn how to mix his own covers man i swear the ones he gets never do him justice

Schizo-born news about Vesper his sodium levels are a bit high, and eating a whole block of cheese in the closet isn't helping

>>54877110
yay

>>54877110
Great schedule except for Friday. Will be staying away from that one but everything else seems promising!

>>54877110
meh

Each tempus boy and what I would do with them
>Altare
Ask why his mic sounds the way it does
>Axel
Tell him he sings good and give a headpat
>Vesper
Give him some tasty oolong tea
>Magni
Draw together
>Bettel
Look at him like I'm disgusted because I think he would be into that
>Shinri
MARRIAGE make a good meal for him, give a big hug, make him feel loved
>Hakka
emo karaoke
>Flayon
>mating press

>New Hakkapella
GODDAMN

>>54877110
Has he ever played a BL vn or something? I know he has atleast some interest in those but I think the closest he got was zeno remake with leader which isnt really a BL

Each tempus boy and what I would do with them
>Altare
Play CsGO with him and compliment his skills. As we play he brings up his whistling and I joke about him being good with his tongue. He says he'll gladly demonstrate and starts sucking my cock and I thrust into his throat like an onahole.
>Axel
Gift him a JAV mag and then pressure him to read it right away with me still there. He caves and as he reads and pops a boner I lick his ears and edge him through his pants.
>Vesper
Tell him it's okay to have problems and give him a hug. As we hug I lower my hands to grab his ass and then spank him. I continue as he gets insta hard and asks for more.
>Magni
Draw a doodle for him. He thanks me for the gesture and I tell him about a better way to thank me. The whore that he is he would never say no to giving me a footjob.
>Bettel
Watch him do a skit and give him an ovation and roses. He is flustered and happy and I tell him I want to show him how much I love his craft so I bring him to my hotel room where I get him drunk (I said it's a new brisk flavor) and then edge him for hours.
>Shinri
Share a drink with him and play some MC. Eventually I can't hold my alcohol fueled lust back and tie him to his chair then start fucking his tits and then pissing on him.
>Hakka
Serenade him(very poorly). He jokes about it and we share a sweet kiss that gets wet and sloppy. I trail downwards and undress him and start my assault on his sweet, puffy nipples.
>Flayon
Hold his hand. He tells me this is only for marriage so I tell him he can lick my feet instead. Like the coomer he is he gives in and worships my feet.

>>54877110
Also it should be noted in the tweet Huniepop is with a heart rate monitor

Each tempus boy and what I would do with them
>Altare
Watch his streams
>Axel
Watch his streams
>Vesper
Watch his streams
>Magni
Watch his streams
>Bettel
Watch his streams
>Shinri
Watch his streams
>Hakka
Watch his streams
>Flayon
Watch his streams

>>54877110
huniepop is with a heartrate monitor btw

>>54877492
Y-YAMEROOOO

>>54877507
Based.

>>54877497
>dokapon kingdom
Oh I had hoped someone would do this for a collab. That's rad

>>54877110
I see he's going to continue the 'Erectile Dysfunction' arc with Huniepop

>>54877492
That Altare part is kind of hot ngl

>>54877497
He's definitely played some off stream before according to him. I know he definitely is up to playing some on stream

>>54877492
Perfection
>>54877507
Delusion

>>54877492
>Hakka
diamonds

18 Days before I invade Bettel's house and bring him the final judgement. Mark your calendars. August 19th is coming.

>>54877110
>>54877497
Cute dumb pilot
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1686243752631791616

>>54877641
you mean huniepop?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa shinri please do asmr please please please aaaaaa

>>54877779
Shit. Meant to respond to >>54877493

>>54877723
Unfortunately you need to look like picrel for him to be into it...

>>54877754
What does the final judgement mean?

>>54877922
bag of shit on his doorstep

>>54877907
That hair strand next to Hakkas' left shoulder looks like a very very underdeveloped arm.

>>54877960
This has the same energy as the image of Phantom with the Phantom mask robbing Bettel

>I'm bored enough to do this myself
Each tempus boy and what I would do with them (btw I'm male)
>Altare
Share our Pokemon card collections with each other and bond over how important Pokemon was to our childhood. Go out for some sweets with him (froyo?) and wind up talking about past failed romantic relationships with him as well as bond on the subject of shitty parents.
>Axel
Get intimidated by his extrovert personality internally, but try to find an event that would entertain him without putting the spotlight on my, like take him to the zoo. Afterwards take him to a Korean BBQ place
>Vesper

Go on a nature walk by a lightly forested creek with him then accidentally traumadump because he makes me feel the most comfortable then thank him and tell him how much he means to me and that I worry when he isolates himself away from everyone.
>Magni
Get somewhat drunk with him at a karaoke bar and sing our hearts out then stumble back to whoever's house is closer, order some shitty delivery pizza, and talk shit until we accidentally both fall asleep in the living room
>Bettel
I would want to play a party video game with him and bettel2 and then try to teach him how to cook a fairly easy meal. I would find reasons to hang out with him and keep teaching him little tricks for cooking until I worried less about him being able to eat well
>Shinri
I would want to have a comfy time at his house with him, with each of us choosing a movie and making a big marathon out of it. We'd talk a bit about the cool stuff we liked about each movie but overall we'd just be happy to chill together. He'd invite me to stay for dinner and he'd tell me about how he started prepping this meal a day ago and its gonna be real good
>Hakka
I would find a way to save this man from his country. I will drag him across the Rio Grande if I have to
>Flayon
I.....don't watch his streams. Honestly this little zoomer intimidates me the most because I have no idea how to relate to him, I'm just a poor little Vesoji. I would be the uncle having to try to connect to the zoomer nephew and asking him about his favorite 'animays'

>>54878186
kek

Altare's mane-san... I am going to miss him. What if the new manager can't be brainwashed?

>>54878490
VESOJI RAPE

>>54878490
intimidated huh... cute list

>>54877507
Fake. Nobody watches axel

I miss him please come back..

>>54878490
This is so wholesome I almost feel like you don't belong /here/. I am a zoomer but I'd slow down my ADHD ramblings so I could bond with you vesoji...

Good night MANS, hopefully Axel releases a schedule

Each tempus boy and what I would do with them
>Altare
Kiss
>Axel
Kiss
>Vesper
Kiss
>Magni
Kiss
>Bettel
Kiss
>Shinri
Kiss
>Hakka
Kiss
>Flayon
Kiss

>>54879226
Whore spotted

Each tempus boy and what I would do with them
>Altare
Shake hands with
>Axel
Shake hands with
>Vesper
Shake hands with
>Magni
Marry
>Bettel
Shake hands with
>Shinri
Shake hands with
>Hakka
Shake hands with
>Flayon
Shake hands with

>>54879248
No, I'm an isekai villainess turning the adventurer's guild into my harem

i would simply rape all of guild tempus

Each tempus boy and what I would do with them
>Altare
Kiss then kill
>Axel
Kill
>Vesper
Kill
>Magni
Kill
>Bettel
Kill
>Shinri
Kill
>Hakka
Kill
>Flayon
Kill

>>54878490
This feels much more intimate than the sexing ones above

>>54879417
based

Remember when Altare was working on a new cover and be showed the WIP to his mother and she said it was so bad that he never released it?

>>54879740
i'll never forgive the koreans for their crimes

>>54878490
>>54879226
>>54879326
>>54879485

Another Flay cosplay
https://twitter.com/ak1ra_chi/status/1686064355002253312

Bettel moved to my part of Elysium and its going to be August
I am afraid i am the winter soldier in this story

>>54879941
Cosflay

>>54878870
I do

>>54880126
You're nobody

>>54879886
T-thanks for reminding me I'm a social outcast and stopped having irl friends after graduating college 8 years ago I wrote the long one

>>54880192
Yes. All those views during VCR? All me.

>>54879740
Why is she so heartless?

>>54880219
You're welcome. It just a lil banter brother, donmai.

>>54879941
cute

>>54879740
jesus are you serious? what kind of parent does that

>>54880596
Asian

>>54880460
>>54880596
Asian.

>>54879740
based ruthless confucianist mother