/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Deepthroat QUEEN

We are burning through the pages!

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

>page 28
>clearly on page 1
Do 'lists really?

>>54809374
CUTE only

>>54809374
I need her to ride my face on a daily basis.

Which part do you like?

>>54809374
shio~migged!

I want to punch Shiori

Novella My Belloved Novella

I want a hug

>>54809492
Yes.
Her eyes really are what drew me to her in the first place.

Today's stream is going to be important

Feels 'reat waking up 'ith my 'rand new 'roon hating oshi

>>54809526
Imagine asking Shiorin for a hug and she comes running over to you but forgets she's holding scissors and stabs you right in the balls. I bet that'd feel awful haha...

>>54809589
Me too. I wonder how many of us are eyefags.

>>54809492
Painted nails and eyes.

Luv me cute, dorky, sexy goth wife!
Simple as.

Someone said before debut that she looks like less like she's crazy, and more like she's waiting for you to finish a call so she can tell you about this cool thing she found. Now after debut... yeah that's the more accurate description of her smile.

kanuki kenned

>>54809526
jesus christ
i hope this place doesn't turn into fucking kronie central 2.0

>>54809650
Aye

>>54809796
I personally look forward to the meltdown in a couple months

>>54809479
Harmony LOVE
Cute and sexy!

>>54809464
God the color contrast gets me every time

>>54805467
>og tarzan
you know the evil poacher guy in the disney movie? in the book he's a british noble thats unknowingly related to tarzan and is the inheritor of tarzan's titles and land
he's basically the complete opposite of tarzan
anyways, he and jane are castaways and tarzan helps them out but then are saved by a ship
tarzan learns how to be like the other white people from a french sailor and eventually travels to the US to find jane where he learns she's to be engaged with clayton
the french guy helps him discover his true identity but tarzan elects to keep it a secret for jane's happiness, because he's literally a savage out of place in proper society that tries to strangle someone within minutes of reuniting with her and they both know that societal expectations mean that she cant just tell clayton who is by all accounts a proper guy, to fuck off because the jungleman showed up and flexed his muscles.
at least until the second book which is when a bunch of crazy pulpy gonzo shit happens and then ends with jane and tarzan getting married after clayton learns and reveals the truth of tarzan's identity with his dying words.

>>54809726
How the fuck did you manage to get a picture of my wife from my prospective on our wedding day?

Holy fuck dem threads be fast

>>54809868
This is the way

>>54809796
We have the best of Kiara and the worst/best of Kronii's personality in one package.

how many pages are we gonna fill chapter 1 bros

>>54809863
meltdown aka catalognig raid

>>54809320
just wanna double down here. i fucking hate retards who cannot put together the difference between blunt etiologies that are literally just descriptions of your symptoms, vs. acute etiologies where the disease is caused by a highly specific vector. if you have aids, then the symptoms were caused by a retrovirus rewriting your immune system. if you have restless leg syndrome... well, the fact that your legs constantly shake isn't CAUSED by RLS. RLS is just a label to say that your legs constantly shake, and can come from any number of sources.

hence, someone saying they have insomnia and have to take midnight walks, and wake up obsessed with a subject pacing and thinking about it before they eat unless they get a headache from thinking too hard about it... it's literally just the same thing as 'my leg shakes.' it doesn't fucking matter whether the manic depression comes from a bad childhood or neurochemical imbalance or if it's made up in their head. the descriptor is the diagnosis. anyone who doesn't understand that literally cannot think for themselves.

>>54809492
Boots i want her to step on my throat and look down on me with those eyes

>>54810053
that makes me wonder what kind of socks she has under her boots. are they stirrups? are her toenails painted?

>>54810053
>huh you want this you weirdo

>>54809492
Her personality

I miss her bros....7 hours till stream but feels like an eternity without her

>>54809492
the face

I'm slightly concerned that the emphasis on books and analyzing said books will turn us into /midwit/ general.

>>54809320
I'm aware that most psychological diagnoses are BS. I just think it's bridge too far to try and do it based on a single point on information. There's a reason people to to therapy sessions, and don't just fill out a questionnaire and send it in the mail.
>can't sleep? Must be depression
Also, it's just weird to psychoanalyze someone like this. We haven't even been a second date yet. Look, I'm sorry I called your analysis cringe, but those are my feelings on the matter.

>>54810052
ogey

>>54809589
>>54809650
based eyefags
honestly, would be on the nerissa camp if it wasn't for her damn eyes

>>54809492
I like the part where someone doesn't post a miniature Shiorin.

>>54810224
Very nice

>>54810248
And I'm calling you an idiot if you can't understand that for an acute etiology the symptoms are the diagnosis

>>54810337
BIGGER

>>54810248
Read this in her voice.

Alright, people seem to think that the reason some aren't fond of Shiori is because of her statement on collabs at the end of the debut. That was dumb, but no, it's not just that.
She did much worse.

It's about her being an unironic turbo slut. And I don't mean the 4chan definition of "she kissed a dude" or "she had a bf before!".
I mean an actual vile slut that had miles of cocks inside of her.

Did you know that Shiori aka Natsumi Moe used to be on this site?
Did you know that she used to record lewd vocaroos for anons among other things?

https://vocaroo.com/1iLfmtddEIoL
https://vocaroo.com/18MUAqTlCgpj
https://vocaroo.com/1ix1CYrH0Y6Q
https://vocaroo.com/1mVWroqCoFSq

No big deal of course, hot even. But did you know that she literally talked about all the condoms she had to keep buying and the dicks she had stuck inside of her?
She was unironically the town bicycle kind of girl.
Forget complaining about other ENs for overblown issues, this girl is an actually disgusting human being. For once words such as turbo slut or absolute whore actually accurately describe a holo.

>>54810384
Blunt etiology, my b

>>54810337
Was her body drawn with AI? Look at the fingers and dress tears near the hem.

>>54810458
Debunked, it's some random trap.

>>54810497
stop replying to this faggot

>>54810384
I have similar symptoms, but my diagnosis is dysthimia, not manic depression
what now?

>>54810248
Also if you go to a therapist for a mental health diagnosis they literally have you fill out questionnaires to diagnose you...

>>54810458
kill yourself

>>54810527
No, because there will be anons casually checking out the thread, and they may believe this crap and I think they should know the truth.

>>54810384
Holy shit you arent a doctor, move on.

>>54810618
engagement is exactly what he wants and it's why he keeps doing it regardless of it's validity or not
it's shitposter fuel. there's reason why all generals say report and ignore

>>54809492
Eyes. Tits. Legs
Everything !

>>54810578
You have all those symptoms and behaviors? Insomnia, obsessive pacing, heavy creative dabbling but never committing and being a constant dilettante? Then you'd be called a classic manic depressive. For whatever reason the current DSM likes to equate it with bipolar disorder, but the behaviors really aren't the same. It's a blunt etiology. It's the same thing as how people who have "upper crossed syndrome" also have "kyphosis" and "forward head posture." It's literally just a matter of what you want to label it. If you don't have the sudden creative periods with burnout then you don't share all her symptoms.

>>54810618
Report it and move on.

When Shiori gives you the blowie joey, do you want it with teeth, or without? Personally, I want teeth

>>54810618
Dumb

You guys should make an archive and put all of Shiorin's streams and appearances in anything there, she's the archiver after all

Morning to you all novelites.
Have most of our American bros voted on how you want chapters done?
https://poal.me/vr3jhd

>>54810700
I get set off by midwits

>>54810618
I wouldn't bother. It's basically old news at this point and everyone who matters knows it's fake. Just treat him like a ritualposter until he gets bored. (But do continue reporting him.)

>>54810889
no teeth with BJ, those are for biting into your shoulder during the forced impregnation session that follows

>>54811017
Add a /zip/ and /novel/ option and I'll consider voting.

>>54811196
And /orio/.

>>54811017
I thought this shit was already decided days ago?
First of the month.
I personally feel like Chapter 2 shouldnt start til Sept. 1st since debut was so close to the end of July - but thats just my opinion.

Shiorin if you're here consider playing Saya no Uta on stream onegai.

>>54810852
Holy shit he keeps going. Anon I have a diagnosis already, I had therapy, I have been on meds. You have seen a single stream of hers, not enough to make an acxurate diagnosis, especially considering, that she could be exagerrating some of her traits.

>>54810989
pastebin would be the easiest, or a public Google sheet

>>54810889
None til the very end when Im about to cum and she uses them very lightly to send me over the edge.
Heaven.

>>54810852
Serious question, are you diagnosed with autism?

>>54811196
>>54811246
That's honestly gonna be the next poll.
>>54811259
Idk some anons were undecided on it before I went to bed so I made a poll and left it there.

>>54811327
I really do not get how you don't understand what I'm saying yet. If you don't understand how upper crossed syndrome and forward head posture are the same thing then there's honestly just nothing left to say

>>54811390
I dont know exactly how it works, but wouldnt the spoilered option be subject to vandalism?
Seems like a bad option to me.

>>54810797
"engagement" nigga this aint twitter, he aint doing this shit for ad revenue or some shit, that nigga is just being a cunt. Hes spreading lies, putting dirt on her name. There will be people who enter these threads and will see that shit for the first time and they will believe it. I will keep telling that nigga to fuck off everytime

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I BREWED TEA WITH HONEY AND BOUGHT AN AIR HUMIDIFIER TO HELP WITH YOUR THROAT BEFORE STREAM

>>54811422
Anon all I am fucking saying is that there is no magic test that tells you if you have restless leg syndrome or not. At this point I'm just tearing my hair out trying to explain a basic concept

>>54809883
>that tries to strangle someone within minutes of reuniting with her
Why didn't the frog teach him not to strangle random people on the street? How did he even arrive to America without killing and raping people along the way?

>>54811390
well, >we use rentry, mostly because pastebin was prone to random deletions and shit, and a public google sheet can lead to people doxxing themselves in really retarded ways, the problem with rentry is that you depend on a single person to keep it updated, but as long as others keep their own backups and are ready to keep those updated by themselves then it's not that big of a problem.
Anyways, nice to see you guys weathered fine, have fun with Shiorin.

Why are newfriends like this? More importantly, where are they even coming from? I could have sworn this community has zero fresh blood inflow.

Since you lot are therapists all the sudden, here's me:
>never work or learn, maladaptive daydreaming
>hate being perceived in any capacity, would never want to be famous
>sadism and the concept of suffering make me depressed
>hate eros, hate fetishism, would prefer if sex and sexual pleasure didn't exist; still blast my dick 1-2x a day
>get irritated at people liking things I don't like/hate
>don't really know why I hate said things most of the time
Give it to me straight doc

>>54811642
/vt/ is in the top 5 fastest boards on the website, and it's not because the unique user count is dropping.

I can fix her, she can break me

>>54811537
First time on 4chan?

>>54811537
god i hate newfags

>>54811642
>I could have sworn this community has zero fresh blood inflow.
We havent even had our first official stream yet anon.
Prepare the floodgates.

>>54811642
New people will be incoming for the next few months because a lot of people that get into vtubers like supporting someone from debut

>>54811327
No, you don't get it. Everyone who hasn't memorized the DSM back to back or taken a degree in psychology is a midwit.
I'll stop making fun of him now, I don't want to shit up the thread any further. Let's try to be nice to each other.

/cbt/ - Cute Book Time will be our general's moniker going forward to make it easier to find in the catalog!

less pseudo psycho babble
MOAR Shiori!

Where did the comfy threads from last night go, holy shit.

>>54811555
>>>/ybc/

>>54811764
No, I mean /vt/ in general.

>>54811768
Daily reminder that if you didnt get a 100 in intro to psychology you are a midwit

>>54811537
Cute newfriend

>>54811803
Talking about my fiance with the other fiance haver anon was more wholesome than the last 2 threads from the looks of things.

>>54811775
This anon speak the truth

>>54811460
because manic depression and dysthimia are not the same, but tend to get misdiagnosed by smartasses who look at 3 symptoms or behaviours and make up a diagnosis that they instantly believe to be true, because lol it's the same, right? I am so smart, these plebs simply don't understand that a condition can be mislabeled or have multiple names, but I am smart and understand that.

I think Shiori is cute

I suddenly had the feeling this thread will eventually become an r9k clone full of INTJs talking about freud and how they cant find a gf

>>54811768
>>54811857
It doesn't have anything to do with ability to diagnose. At this point it feels like willful misunderstanding. Do you really not get the difference between diagnosing HIV and diagnosing a common cold? Between a slipped disc and sciatica? That's the difference and I feel like I'm taking fucking crazy pills here

>>54811774
This sucks, just make a poll.

I want Shiori to refer to my balls as her property

>>54811843
It's summer.

>>54811675
I diagnose you with acute teenagerism, with a tinge of normalfag. Don't worry, it's a condition that will mostly vanish by age 30.

>>54811808
What does the yubicraft Minecraft server have to do with anything?

>>54811775
Here, here.
No more armchair psychologists please.

>>54810052
you say alot of big words, so i think you must be right big word anon

>>54812158
Normalfags have sex non stop and push for sicker shit by the year, what are you saying.

>>54811642
I didn't give a shit about a single hololive vtuber really before this desu

>>54812167
he knows why.

Relevant

>>54811803
>>54811897
Last thread was comfy. We posted and talked about the interview and how much of a dorky cinnamon roll Shiori is.
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/7/31/shiori-novella-hololive-advent-interview-sherlock-holmes

>>54812054
Anon, these things do not "exist" in separate spheres the way you seem to think they do. If you do not display the manic depressive behaviors you don't have it. If you did display it, then you did, and that doesn't at all correspond to some specific vector of treatment. There is no dysthymia virus that means you have dysthymia instead of depression. There is no ADHD virus that means you have ADHD instead of ocd. You display the traits or you don't. It sounds like dysthymia traits better fit you, and therefore matches what you.have, seeing as these trait clusters aren't even all that similar.

>>54812314
I'm the anon replying, am I supposed to know?

>>54811675
autism, plain and simple

>>54811675
AUTISTIC!

>>54811675
>hate eros, hate fetishism, would prefer if sex and sexual pleasure didn't exist; still blast my dick 1-2x a day
>get irritated at people liking things I don't like/hate
Insufferable 4chanuseritis
>hate being perceived in any capacity, would never want to be famous
trans, commonly comorbid with the former

>>54812083
Proof next thread, right?

>>54812108
It's just one guy, relax.

I love my goth girlfriend Shiori!

for some reason, there being autistic therapy psychoanalysis anons in this thread just makes too much sense

>>54811577
it wasnt a random guy, it was the financier of the expedition that demanded that jane marry him because her father couldnt pay him back
think of him being like the ugly bastard in a hentai
and the concern was more for tarzans sake, because she knows he would totally snap his neck and then be branded a murderer for such a fleeting moment of savagery

>>54812457
It literally has nothing to do with psychoanalysis...

https://twitter.com/MinsterPDuke/status/1686082539231080448?t=vTR63stBCLofT29shI5Xtg&s=19

Ok ignoring the armchair psychiatrists.
Looks like the vote's pretty clear so I'm making a new poll on what to actually name this split.
Was there any other entries besides /novel/ and /orio/ lately before I make this thing?

>>54812228
Ah, anon... Things are not quite that simple I'm afraid.
But please don't take my joke post seriously. If you truly want to know, talk to a professional shrink. I've done so myself and it can help you understand yourself better.

>>54812136
Same bro

I want to have sex with Shiori, what's my condition?

>>54812543
inb4 she likes it

>>54812600
you're literally me

>>54812600
Frustrated lesbian.

>>54812550
There's at least 2 people who really really like /zip/

>>54812550
WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA

>>54809492
Eyes hooked me instantly. Everything's perfect. Though I'm a massive footfag desu

>>54812543
jesas

>>54812600
Diagnosed with the based condition

>>54812543
rude

>>54812543
oh no, the ryonafags are back

>>54812600
Delusionalism because she is with me

>>54812850
cute HATE

>>54812550
/peg/ - Peruse Erotic uhhh Grammar

>>54811422
I don't have autism but I have (diagnosed by my psychiatrist just so you fags don't @ me) OCD and haven't taken my meds in a few months

>>54812881

>>54812881
wtf that's rude

>>54811537
Is reddit down or something?

>>54812881
i want to beat you up but you would probably nut

are we in the running for worse Advent general so far? /ope/ and /gem/ are chill, haven't been to /baubau/ yet

>>54812928
>don't @ me
go back...

>>54812341
Oh shit I didn't know about this

Do you think all the girls will stream 1 hour only tonight to not overlap each other?

>>54812928
why not?

Bros help, I've been thinking about shiori all damn day. I rewatched her debut stream five times and I hear her voice and her god damn laugh all the time. I'm unironically obsessed with her and I need help before I fall in too deep. The only thing that's stopped me from stalking her PL is work.

>>54813043
be the change you wish to see

>>54813043
Do the other threads like Shiori~n? Does /ope/ hornypost?

>>54813118
We gotta stay strong for her bro...hang in there

>>54812881

>>54812766
I like the pose. Those thighs...

Why is this split so fast?

>>54813118
Embrace it anon

>>54813117
I don't like having my thoughts blunted, even if it means I wash my hands three times

>>54812358
But I exhibit all those behaviours, the "dabbling and staying a dilletante" however is related to being a wunderkind, that loses hope as soon as people recognize my efforts, because then it turns from fun hobby to suddenly having to prove myself. I just don't believe behaviours and symptoms are as clear cut as they appear, because most people can't even accurately describe them.
People have trouble explaining what being "dizzy" means if you actually ask them. It's why you can't just go off of the description of symptoms, but usually have to look at it from multiple angles, with different questionnaires throughout multiple sessions.
Anyway I don't wanna get into a fight, it's time for my daily bout of suicidal thoughts.

>>54813116
Judging by their schedules and how both Council and Tempiss first streams were, we can safely assume that yes, they will be 1 hour long.

>>54812543
kek

>>54813270
>loses hope as people recognize my efforts
This is exactly why you should never show partially completed projects to anyone. As tough as it may be, keeping it on the inside keeps the energy and motivation on the inside too.

>>54812928
It actually was a serious question, thank you for telling me. I'm sorry for saying what I did, it was unnecessary. Let's just move on!

http://poal.me/ktgxtz
Start voting fags. I'll give this 2-3 threads or until one is vastly more popular than the others.

>>54813330
Makes sense, but I need more!

>>54813043
Chill is boring desu. I need minimum 20% schizo to maintain interest.

>>54813487
Don't apologize to the spergs, it is encourages them and makes them think they're in the right.

>>54812341
AAAAAAA She's so cute!!! Damn!

>>54813526
/Novel/ is the only choice, the numbering of the thread is literally in book format.

>>54813118
already stalked her rm and it made me like her even more since she finally gets a second chance in this industry

>>54813526
>no /cbt/
I want cognitive behavioural therapy aaaaaaa
or at least cute book time

why is she streaming so late? 10pm EST? Girl I got work tomorrow.

>>54813115
It's very chuuni at the beginning, and also super-cute at the end. She's oshi material for sure.

>>54813118
It happens. It'll pass.

>>54813270
Anon the reasons disorders and syndromes are disorders and syndromes is because they are simply descriptions of things that can be caused by any number of things. If you have sudden creative flare ups followed by burnout then, yes, "something mostly described by dysthymia with some behaviors described by manic depression" is a legitimate way of putting it, whether or not it's helpful. That you have creative flare ups distinguishes you from people who are perfectly described by dysthymia. None of this implies some specific set of neurochemistry or treatment options. It is very nearly the same thing as I like pizza the most, but every so often I could really enjoy a burger. I am not some Freudian genius I'm literally just someone who understands medical establishment conventions. I come from a family of doctors and I'm the only one not talented enough to actually be one. I am not good at diagnosing. I literally just understand what the conventions actually mean from years of listening to my family argue about pathology

>>54813645
I asked if there were others >>54812550 (admittedly missed /peg/)

>>54813637
/novel/ just makes me think of AI shit or /lit/, its not unique at all

>>54813526
what does zip stand for

>>54813251
Because Shiorin is cute and popular of course!

>>54812572
>professional shrink
Yeah I could never confide to another human being face to face that anime I don't like makes me mad
I'll just do cocaine or something

>>54813720
I don't know, ask these anons. >>54812679

>>54813658
She doesn't wake up till 2pm and goes for walks in the early morning darkness. She's so cute!

Where IS the Shiori~n soundpost?

>>54813702
I thought someone mentioned it this thread, but might've been last thread

>>54813720
It's a racial slur so make sure to vote for it.

>>54813678
A good example of a set of behaviors and symptoms being incorrectly pinned down to an acute etiology by the way is depression. There's a huge controversy right now because it's been pretty powerfully shown depression really isn't caused by serotonin imbalance. This calls into question antidepressants and their justification as treatment options. For what it's worth, it's pretty clear anti depressants are extremely effective for some people, even though the traditional justification for them has been thoroughly proven wrong

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/side-effects/202207/decisive-blow-the-serotonin-hypothesis-depression

She genuinely angers me because she called her fans Novelites, and not Novelties. Like how can you miss that opportunity, you absolute idiot

>>54813720
The archive file type anon.

>>54813658
nigga, I gotta be up at 4AM for work and imma still catch every second. Sometimes sacrifices must be made for your oshi

>>54813564
But anon, I have acute iwanteveryonetogetalongosis, probably brought on by divorced parents.
I see your point though.

/novel/ is too long imo

>>54811768
>>54811857
>>54813270
anyway sorry i was being an asshole earlier. i shouldn't have called anyone a midwit. i'm a jerk sometimes in periods where i'm not taking my meds so i apologize. you're probably a fine and smart individual

>>54814050
yeah might as well just put the entire header between / / at that rate

Holy shit, the armchair psychologists wont stop...

>>54813526
/cute/ would be good

>>54813809

>>54813938
novel ≠ novel

>>54814050
Which name would Shiorin like the best? Since she's /here/ we should vote with her in mind.

>>54813526
Aw man, /zip/ is simply too esoteric for the zoomers among us I suppose. It's fine.

>>54814094
based wordswordswords general name desu

How about /lit/

>>54813720

>>54814138
Is..is that a Shioreo?

>>54813779
I've confided into a shrink, that people listening to music I consider inferior makes me mad. It's because I see myself as inferior, despite my varied interests and talents and I get angry because despite having more knowledge about music and arguably a more seasoned taste, my brain is too insecure to tell someone their taste in music is basic as fuck or simply limited. My therapist helped me come to terms with this and I have less of an issue listening to plebs.

>>54814138
I unironically think she would like /orio/ over anything else.

>>54814192
This just cause it will make /lit/ pseuds seethe to no end.

>>54814128
Perfect.

>>54813938
a novelty typically describes something frivolous and only valued for its uniqueness. novelite is a double entendre; affinity for novels (or in this case Novella) and elite

Can't you niggers just write chapt, hapt or pter?

>>54814251
Our queen has answered us bros. Thank you Shiorin.

>>54814318
We could shorten it to Ch1 Pg28 but I like the overly verbose title.

>three way tie
First I've seen this

>>54814076
It's alright anon, we all have our moments.

>>54814076
Dont worry anon, I am terribly insecure about my perceived competence, so I tend to argue to mask my lack of self-esteem and general self-hatred.

>>54814361
GFE Chads can't stop winning

Would Shiorin be in the next smash?

Why Nyakuza though?

/cum/ - Cereal Udder Milk

>>54814107
My mind just stopped registering any post longer than 3 paragraphs at some point.

/thisisanactualbookinhere/

Shiori is going to be my girlfriend I'm not kiddding, I have a perfect plan I know it's gonna work
We can all enjoy her streams together, have fun and make lewd jokes it's all good
but I just want you to know she's mine

/shioricute/

>>54813526
The existing name is superior to yet another milquetoast /[insert meme here]/ name for a general. Don't mess with it if you're not even going to provide all relevant options.

/ggg/ goth girlfriend general

>>54814361
>doubling down on GFE
I'm excited

>>54814318
You might have noticed that autism levels are elevated in this split.

>>54814520
lol fuck it, just make it /bran/

>>54814239
I expected something to that effect, but I was pretty much always aware that I'm basic myself, only surface level knowledge even of things I'm supposedly interested in.
Shit's gay idk I'm just waiting for death

>>54814361
Based Shiori doubling down

>>54814572
Honestly, I should have put the 4th option of
>No split name at all and just keep doing chapters / pages

>>54814390
I'm good as long as /novel/ doesn't win. It's just so basic.

/nig/ - novella's internet group

>>54814548
I wrote this, just a fyi.

>>54814648 (me)
Actually I'll prob do this anyway with the winner of the poll in one last poll because I'm retarded.

https://twitter.com/SunsetSkyline1/status/1686104194019909636/photo/1

Enjoy some Shiori~n booty.

>>54814648
yes make the other ones refer to us by full title every time

If you explain to me why oreo then I'll vote oreo

>>54814648
yeah i like this

>>54814615
KEK - I laughed. I now want this.

>>54814648
But the split has a name - a name doesn't have to be between slashes to count.
"The Shiori Novella" is both referring to her, and to the thread being an archiving of her career - hence "The Shiori Novella", as if it was the title of an actual novella about her.

>>54814318
get off the pter you sad old man

>>54814755
>her hair looks like an oreo
>oreos are sweet just like shiorin
>the pic one post above you
>it would make her smile
all i got bro

>>54814722
>rigging the poll by giving one option preferential treatment
But anon, my autism! I'm joking

>>54814806
I agree novella is too basic but oreo isn't that good either
Yes I'm just here to complain

>>54814729

>>54814648
this desu
if people have difficult finding the thread, they can add
/The Shiori Novella/i;highlight;top:yes;
in their filter settings

>>54814616
Maybe you aren't basic and your perception of yourself is skewed, because you might be moving in "non-basic" circles. A shrink might genuinely help you look at yourself from a different perspective. There's more to you than you might think. Don't give up on yourself, anon!

>>54814791
I like this idea. Fuck shorthands.

>>54814791
Yeah, the chaama general doesnt have a split tag

>>54814755
why is orio instead of oreo though?

wow, debut weeks are really terrible on this board, huh... the tribalfagging, unicorns, male collab threads, falseflagging, dramafagging are all upped to 100..

>>54814755

>>54814999
>Shiori
>shiORIO

>>54814791
Handle makes it easier to search threads in archive but I'm not sure if we even want that.

>>54815008
Grow a pair, who cares, this board is always 80% drama
Ans it's worse since homofags joined

>>54814791
Yeah, it's pretty cute. I just want a // to fit in with the rest of the lads.

>>54814913

>>54815014
ok BUY BUY BUY
Oreo it is

>>54815008
Try living outside holo here, its like this all the time friend.

Really not a fan of calling the thread after a brand

>>54815124
Yeah, I'm always surprised by how thin skin people have on /vt/, but I suppose for many it's their first 4chan experience.

>>54815106
With all the antis and drama we should probably hold off on making it easier to find her general. Plus itll give time to find a more suitable tag.

Is she ok with anal?

>>54815008

>>54815324
Oral only

>>54813678
>>54813921
Bro, Freud sell more books about Hypnosis than """"""""psicology"""""""""
Stop falling for scam pseudo sciences

>>54814107
Aren't all psychologists armchair psychologists? It's not like they treat someone by massaging their brain and fingering the hypothalamus.

>>54815324
all holes are goals

>>54815310
Catalog is always trash but the general is usually a safe place, as long as newfags follow the one rule; ignore bait

how has no one thought of /shio/ yet, perfect for when she's seething or salty about some shitty book (tl note: shio means salt)

>>54815324
Yeah. Yours.

>>54815378
You cannot stop me from having passionate babymaking sex in the missionary position with my wife Shiorin.

>>54809374
mommy?

>>54815468
I want her to peg me and call me a faggot

>>54815465
its kinda boring and we dont even know if she gets overly salty

https://poal.me/hlawtk
I think it's important to answer the real questions now.

>>54815008
Shiori attracted all the antis and schizos so her genmates would be safe. As expected of Advent leader.

>>54815406
Not sure if sarcasm or not, but if you are unfamiliar with the term "armchair --------"....
It means they are pretending to be something they arent.

>>54815465
>shio means salt
no its not

>>54815524
Shiori CUTE (I have cute aggression)

Did nobody suggest /plap/?

>>54815008
"people" who complain about unicorns is worse than the unicorns themselves

>>54815524
All of the above

>>54815324
No, anal is a disgusting homosexual practice
she hate gays, dont make me post the soundpost

>>54815608
>xitterfaggot meme
fuck out of here

/shit/ - shiori thread

>>54815545
was joke

I hope she will play hypnospace outlaw one day.

>>54815616
Yep, I don't want homobbegars in this general

>>54815666
>/shit/
its oreover...

>>54815641
And oreo isn't?

/fag/
Famous Archiver General

>>54815666
No pls

if we continue to associate Shiorin with oreos then one day she might get a promo with Oreo. if they make a Shiorin flavored Oreo then we will all get to eat Shiorin. food for thought

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1686106261954195456
I hate bugs bros...

>>54815545
i know i should just let go but i want to reiterate again this has nothing to do with an understanding of psychology or claimed superiority in reading people, and everything to do with medical convention for why 'disorders' and 'syndromes' are named differently. it's just the semantics of pathology. though this isn't universally true, these terms tend to function as the 'misc' drawer in the filing cabinet. they're umbrella terms

>>54815677

/cbt/ for cute book time or cognitive behavioural therapy or cock and ball torture
/zip/ is also fine
I mostly prefer no // and just be as needlessly verbose as possible.

>>54815801
i wonder if she finds cockroaches kinda cute the way i do

>>54815754
/eye/ - enigmatic yaoi enthusiast

>>54815625
>soundpost
the one where she says rape my ass?

>>54815804
Just shut up.

>>54815759
>food for thought
bruh

>>54815801
she should play fatal farmer

>>54815886
no

>>54815801
Just condition yourself by looking at sea bugs like shrimp and crabs and then regular bugs.

>>54815801
We need a Shiorin/Nene bug collab at some point. Haachama too.

>>54815804
I am really trying to not sperg out but you really gotta let it go.
I can assure you, I and a majority of the thread has not read a single thing you have said.

>>54815929
MALE IN PICTURE

>>54815885
thats was a pay commissions, I mean the anti gay stuff

>>54815975
Yeah, me

>Riku from Kingdom Hearts is one of her husbandos
She's a cute dork

>>54815999
shitposting aside i find it very hard to believe any western woman is anti lgbt+ in current year

>>54815929
Did you mean to say Fatal Frame, or is this a joke about how much she likes life sims?

>>54816071
>Fatal Frame but on the american widwest
thats a 2million dollar idea right there

>>54816061
I wish they existed...

>>54815804
I'm sorry, but I find this behaviour cute, ever since you mentioned you had ocd. I know it's not exactly the same thing, but it's like trying to really make sure it's all correct. You're alright, anon.

>>54816029
Did she self-insert as Sora when he dropped to his knees for him in KH2?

>>54816151
Same typing pattern as Shiorin btw

>>54815625
post it

Does she browse /cm/ and /y/?

I gotta go, but thanks for the fun thread(s). You guys are alright in my book.
Always remember that Shiorin wants you to be happy!

>>54816029
Riku is a bad ass, shes got good taste.
Still makes me laugh how he became a Keyblade Master before Sora did.

>>54816298
Used too probably

>>54816270
already did it, and I got a meido warning, dont want to get bann, cant take 3 days off without shitposting on debut week

>>54815972
>>54816151
i'll stop because i'm being retarded and wasting away time i should be working on stuff and derailing the thread. heres four cute shiori~ns

>>54816318
later bookworm

>>54816318
thank you
NOW GO BACK TO /buabau/!

>>54816029
Why is she attracted to autism?

>>54816447
Why are we?

>>54816486
I don’t want to eat bugs…

Is she autistic enough to go through entire explanation processes of the things she's intrested in?
>Casual playing farming sim game
>I do this because X / Y
>20 minutes later she's still passionately going

>>54816583
I look forward to Minecraft even more now

>>54816583
would make for some absolutely kino content

>>54816220
Do you really think if Shiorin was here, I would just talk to random anons?

>>54816583
Anon, we got several minute tangent about stray cats fucking on debut. I wholeheartedly believe she would do something like this. Kek.

>>54816679
>I
Stop playing with my emotions anonchama… what would I do if I called Shiorin a faggot before…

>>54816742
Feel good about it probably.

>>54816679
>Do you really think if Shiorin was here, I would just talk to random anons?
shiori using free indirect speech...

>>54816742
She'd probably laugh about it really.

>>54816742
>"Oh you think i'm a fag anon?"
>*whips out giant strapon*
>"We'll see about that now won't we?"

>>54816742
Apologize to her maybe? I don't think she'd be mad at you for it. I know I wouldn't.

>>54816643
the minecraft autism tangents will be glorious, i hope she plays and gets addicted

>>54816742
Take solace in the idea that she just giggled about it because shes smart enough to not take the internet as serious business

>>54816904
I’m sorry Shiorin, I love you, you have a free pass to step on my balls and feed me natto with scissors

>>54816643
>>54816915
If she does play block game, I'd love to see all of her autistic work on stream.

>>54816915
>Shiori and Kaela force Gura to build Atlantis finally
>After a light spanking session

God I want this so bad

>>54816982
Noted~

I know the count started that way due to the original suggestion but Chapter/Page notation seems weird to me because the notation seems like it should be bigger. I personally think Book/Chapter (because book pages aren't 2 feet long) would have fit better but I'm not a baker and I'm only one anon so I can't effect that kind of change.

>>54817527
we can have book 2 at the 1-year anniv

Shiori and I share the same birthday.
What should I do with this knowledge?

>>54817694
Donate your birthday money.

>>54817688
Volume 2

>>54817694
I would say you could share some cake with her, but since she is my wife...you cant because unlike her, I dont share.

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1686116989855498240?s=20
Cute!

>>54817852
Have you seen her husbando list? You don’t get to choose, she gets to share all of us.

>>54817694
prepare a big fat akasupa

>>54817694
rough seggs

>>54815524
Getting instant-lossed after trying to bear Shiori up!

>>54817888
Very!

>>54815524
Rigged! Designed to split sex anons! Gerrymandering!

Volume 1 Book 1 Chapter 1 Page 29 soon...

I will be taking my Shiorin acrylic stand on a dinner date to Olive Garden the day it gets here and I hope my fellow Novelites do the same.

>>54818415
The autism only gets worse

new page
>>54818494
>>54818494

>>54818322
It's important to know who's a sub and who's a functional man, ready to beat and choke her like she deserves. I'm sorry, anon, I don't make the rules, although technically I do, since I made the poll. Anyway I wish to sex Shiori while she bleeds from her nose.

>>54818458
Is Shiori the type of girl who expects you to take her to expensive restaurants for a date?

>>54818572
Expects? No

>>54818572
Shiori is happy at an Applebee's, but will swoon if you really go all out