/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Pipkiss

/PCG/ ROSTER POLL, STAGE 2
https://forms.gle/qh8Zq7JgCR3T9w7D6

The poll includes the following:
>the battle for the final 6 slots on the roster
>the medal vote
>a question on whether to switch /pcg/'s main team colour scheme from purple/pink to black/white, with the rationale being that it's an iconic colour combination that no other VTL team has adopted as its own identity, and falls more in line with the actual Phase colours

In addition to the poll, there is an optional section that is meant to serve as a mini-census. It has no bearing on the poll results, so if you wish to skip it, you can do so. We had one of these last year, and I was meaning to have one when polling for the last cup as well, but I forgot then.

The current tally sits at 113 votes.

>>54788967
Long-nosed.
>>54788511
Phase is probably the company with the most heavily armed viewership and I don't just mean Pippa's mall ninjas and Lumi's zogbots though they definitely skew the percentage heavily on their own already.

>>54788176
Nazifags like you are no better than state-socialist fags, monarchist fags, papist fags. You have no right to claim civility/civilization because you're the most barbaric.

Lumi still have those creepy orbiters around her?

>>54789469
>anarchy is actually civilized you guys
Ok.

>>54789523
Miia’s not creepy, she’s her sister

>>54789523
How often will you reply to yourself this time?

Plap Connect

>>54789589
Miia is a product of hot, hot selfcest and has no siblings

Jelly is a nigger

Airi...

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>54789790

>>54789589
I don't get why Miia could be see as creepy. She's just a Phase Connect fan.

I love Shiina!

>>54789790
*neighbour

https://files.catbox.moe/5i22u0.mp4

>>54789902
Phase Connect fans are creepy

>>54789902
Miia don't have a leg to stand on

>>54789940
why does panko keep saying nigger?

>>54788063
Did you see the news?
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1683371438336782337

>>54790084
kek

>>54790210
inb4 this was all a massive ARG

>>54789589
>>54789712
Clone.
Lumi will harvest her for organs.

Is this the body of a virgin?

>>54790352
Yes.

>>54786258
I dont know about the power but the bigger the hat the cuter the witch

>>54790352
Not when I’m done with it

>>54790055
Is this true bros?

>>54790055
Not me

Rent in my area has gone up to 50% of my income. I don't even live in a big city or make minimum wage.

>>54786258
>>54790672
And we can go even BIGGER

>>54790210
Yeah but I don't care anymore

>>54790352
I can confirm she's not a virgin anymore

>>54790973
Find a cute girl to be your roommate so you can share expenses.

>>54790973
>rent
have you tried not being poor?

>>54789940
Lovely

>>54791138
An increasingly difficult endeavor when my money is actively becoming worth less every day.

ITS REMI TIME BOYS

I love this Panda

>>54791098
Well slap my ass and call me sally, that sounds like a plan!

>>54791453
Prove it.

>>54791453
too many eyebrows

>>54791453
Too much face

>>54791620
To much panda

Pippa is queer

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAWiZo_Criw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAWiZo_Criw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LAWiZo_Criw

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faXvmF_C0e8

>>54791974
I don't watch react streams.

>>54791940
>To

>>54791964
yeah, for me

>>54792158
You fucking dirty ass nigger

>>54791940

>>54792329
>>54792467
So this is my karma for doing it to others...

>>54792158
All of vtubing is react streams

even though the stimulus and the resulting reaction may be highly complex, ultimately, all of human activity is fundamentally a reaction to sensory stimulus

Wemi watch this cursed cooking video, skip thru it, no copyright worries. https://youtu.be/rM8ejkJuxxs

Watch wemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAWiZo_Criw

Any vtuber with southern accent and isn't hiding it?
Nothing to do with my fetish, it's for listening practice.

I shook a magic 8 ball this morning and it said that gen 3 was coming within 2 weeks.

Since the Lia thread is such a success, how do >we feel about having a gen 2 clubhouse for when they debut? Its crowded enough in here already.

I wish everyone and their oshi a wonderful week.

>>54793116
Ive got a spare noose for you.

>>54793148
Thank you nasacata

so this is what cooking in 3rd world looks like

>>54793148
No, you!

>>54788977
how do we compete?

what is your opinion on "official" porn?
http://poal.me/ce5mx5

>>54793148
What if my oshi is Trinity Infinity?

>>54793474
We don't need to

>>54789469
>Monarchists and Catholics have to claim to civilization
If this is barbarism, I'll take it

>>54791324
Invite meth heads and criminals to squat around the property, bad social elements will drive the rent down.

>>54793474
A rising tide lifts all boats.

>>54793474
Is this from the debut or a normal stream?

>>54793693 (me)
no claim*

>>54793474
I can barely understand Remi and this stream has two of them talking at the same time

>>54793817
normal, debuts were 150-100k. but they’re still on their debut high, give it a month or two to find their actual baseline.

>>54792331
Show boobs

>>54794127
I'm amazed it's that high, I feel like most of HoloEN streams have been in the 3-6k range for a while now.

>>54794399
The chat was half JP lmao

>>54794399
Even Niji debuts are massive anon

>watched the twins stream just now
>felt like the hololive JP experience but in English
>every stream is going to be like a collab with perfect synergy
I'm..... home......

Malaysian reads like a caricature

>>54794592
Obvious joke about being lost aside, why do you still not speak Japanese?

These Wemi videos make me want to go make a large fruit salad.

>>54792360
Why wasn't this deleted but mine was?

>>54793874
You forgot your panko image sir. Here, you can borrow mine

>>54794951
Same reason why pippa still doesn't, except I never pledged to study it.

>>54795006
So now you ratting?

i want to breastfeed Hime and Wemi

>>54792360
They deleted him because he spoke the truth.

>>54794951
Because I don't plan on going to Japan

>>54795087
You deserve to miss half the stream

>>54794592
>[Deleted]

>>54794592
Saw some of the comments in holo thread, judging them very harshly. What's up with that?
Sorry this question isn't relating to the thread.

>>54791098
unironically one of my motivators for trying to date
I could live in a better place and pay less or the same in rent if I had a gf to live with

>>54795488
Global is EOP central

Happy birthday Miss Lia!!

What images do you think will appear on Lumi's tshirt? I'm betting on smugpanko

>got a wemi membership
>will miss the Ryan Gosling watchalong
Kill me

>>54793116
Although I am a dedicated pankophile I would really like to stay in the greater thread. It's a nice community and I honestly like all the PC talents. And it's fun to tease other fans with smug Pankos.

>>54795550
Can confirm. Cutting bills in half is worth the nagging and mood swings

>>54794592
>[Deleted]
Sorry, but if you don't want your posts to get jannied, you need to tie all your posts to Idol.

>>54793116
No, check again in two weeks.

>>54793116
God I hope so. You pankofags are a fucking scourge.

Honestly Rinmama should smash Lia’s pretty face into her birthday cake

>>54795985

>>54787957
>The nazis of western Europe, or whatever the fuck you are, can just fuck right off to their containment board

>>54793116
i like it better here

Honestly Lia and Lumi should wrestle eachother in a giant pool of pudding

do sea monkeys actually eat like this?

>>54796192
Stop giving me a boner

>bringing holodrama into the pc thread
Grim

>>54795799
2049 sucks anyway

>Sleep for 4 hours
>wake up
>I love Tenma.
>go back to sleep

That's what I'm going to do. I love Tenma. I will miss her stream, again, but it's alright. And I'm going back to sleep.

>>54789165

I can't believe Sakana is fukken dead!

>some doremu made a thread on /ck/
you're playing with fire, anon

>>54796192
I'm the pudding.

>>54796568
>0 replies
I wouldn't worry about it

>>54796696
Gonna go bump it

>>54796349
It's alright.
It did make me realize that all the gosling memes are way more surface level than I thought.

>>54796732
dont

>>54796213
Somewhat yes.

>>54790352
Can't tell, post full.

>>54793116
>Lia thread a success
>So successful that they still livepost spam here
>So successful that they spend every thread talking about how to bump it
>So successful that half the Likers don't even support it and only post on /pcg/
We are just going through another /pchex/ phase, stop falling for bait no actual fan wants a fucking split.

>>54796513
Good

>>54796773
>>54796732
I beat you.
You snooze you lose.

Remi ate 20 eggs and got hospitalized

>open wemi ch.
>fishman attention whoring
>close wemi ch.

>>54795985
5 dollars or femanon?

grim

>>54797129
You’re late

>>54797129
Even if she stops streaming for the rest of the year she'll probably still have the highest hours streamed in the company. You need to let her rest from time to time.

>>54797129
She only just took a big break a few months ago...she hates us

>>54797129
>lifemaxxing stacy mogging the sad girl company again
It's loomover.

>>54793085
Well, I didn't think it was a fetish thing until you said that...

>>54797056
Out of everyone in Phase, Sakana was the one I least expected to have a dedicated schizo

>Before Pippa I get up at 11am
>After Pippa I get up at 8am
Wtf is wrong with me???

What was the point of a thread split if they're posting in both threads?

>>54797129
>another week without factorio
grim

>>54797356
Men should not be seen or heard

>>54797375
>both threads
I have never posted in the anti thread.

>>54797366
She FIXED your sleep schedule? How does that work?

>>54797430
Tell that to Pippa and Lia who keep collabing with the worst kind

>>54797430
Tits

>>54797356
I only express my opinion. You're a vshojolike schizo for constantly replying to me with snarky homobegging comments.

Is Wemi watching Asian food ticktock videos?

>>54797430
He wasn't and you still complained, there was a literal fish on screen

>>54797366
A good woman improves a man's life

Wemi has to be smellier than Pippa.

>>54797495
I dont know, my body just did it on its own....

Well it’s not really surprising that Lumi is late given the gorilla, but my trust is wavering

>>54797577
Homobeggars beg for collabs because they hate idol culture.
I beg for collabs because I am parasocial for Fishman.
We are not the same.

Reminder that you all love Fishman and hate Xalamon. Xalamon is the head janny and fishmans lap dog.

>>54797643
what makes you say that

>>54797366
You sit perfectly still to watch her so you get sleepy

I just get up between 6 and 6:15ish and turn my 6:30 alarm off all the time. I can't sleep in if I tried anymore unless I was super tired.

>>54797430
Pippa, we get you like polite well mannered men but that's too far.

>>54797430
Sorry to say, but you're watching the wrong corpo if you dislike male collabs buddy, Try /pkg/ down the hall

>>54797700
I missed the guerilla and fell asleep to Marimari... feels bad, but at least I can go watch the vod if she ducks out on Baldurs

>>54796993
You got the thread deleted dumdum

>late again

>>54797732
WEMI GIVE IT BACK YOUTUBE IS GONNA FREAK OUT

>>54797621
I quit the grindy korean mmo I have 4000 hours in and started drawing and practicing my instruments after years of neglect.

>>54797856
I want to compliment and love bomb Pippa to watch her spaghetti

Is Wemi GFE???

>>54797129
I dont think i can make it

>>54797430
Watching the stream will help you anti without looking like a retard.

>>54797955
lmao
lol

>>54797955
cute daughter experience

>>54798015
Got the yous, dont care faggot

>>54797910
no

>>54797129
>Aug 16
dropped

>>54797430
That explains why we keep hearing from you, you're not a man.

Femanon I think you are cute when you threadshit.

Seething femanon is a myth, there's no proof she's real

My trust…
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi/status/1686047052927741952

>>54798309
How did she Xeet while sleeping?

Wemi can canonically say nigger in Japanese

Do low 3-views make enough for a livable wage or do these girls have jobs on the side? Besides Airi and Tenma ofc

>>54798309
Guerillas until 4 am, can't wake up at 9, what a surprise

>>54798309
Lumi please…

>>54798385
Is that now pronounced Skeet?

>>54798425
Depends on if they have some mentally ill paypigs among their viewers. 99% of the time the answer is no.

>>54798425
Between their whales and regular viewers they live a modest lifestyle

Da Michi said Wemi is a cute baby. It's canon.

>>54798425
Miia is a low-ish 3 view and she said being a vtuber makes more money than her previous real job did

Find Femanon
Love Femanon

>>54798309
sleppy lummi

>>54798425
It depends entirely how you define liveable.

>>54798425
depends a lot on where you live

>>54798425
Lumi is paying off her student debt by streaming, so apparently yes.

>>54798281
I’ve seen her tits (real)

>>54798510
I read it as the X when romanizing Chinese.
>Sheet
>Shitter

>Wemi is growing mushrooms in her bathroom

>>54797924
What instrument? I kind of want to practice one, but I have no idea where to start.

>>54798647
That bitch is crazy, she'll do anything for a hundred dollars. I'm saving up to marry her.

>>54798653
Why is she surrounded by dogs?

>>54798691
Lumi isn't a low 3 view. She's near-4 digit ccv (that's like top 0.5% of streamers or something insane like that)

>>54798647
>more money than her previous real job did
Well it's Miia we're talking about.

>>54798425
Panko and wemi get 10k in superchat alone a month. They can manage after sakana's cut.

>>54798704
So that's why last threads were seething about Shalomon, twas the jewishness

>>54798653
I want to take Pippa to a room full of dags and let her go play with them, she's have so much fun petting and cuddling them, it would be so cute

>>54798425
I bet the majority of Phase girls make about $5k/mo or more. Those poor chicks in CA are probably struggling without supplemental income

>>54798653
Imagine the knottings...

>>54797924
now post your art

>>54798772

When did putting cheese on noodle become a thing?

>>54798425
As a single/childless young adult without many dents or expenses.

>>54798704
Nice. It would be up Elon's alley to make some big decision into a shitpost

>>54798850
>Panko and Wemi get 10k in superchat a month
Source? That averages out to every single one of their viewers superchatting almost a $100 each month.

>>54797924
>>54798740
NTA but I play all the saxes and clarinet types

>>54798425
Depends where you live really, and as the others said, if you have good paypiggies.
A mid-tier 3-view could replace a lot of low-tier paying jobs if they have a good few of those.
The biggest issue is reliability and consistency.
So if you splurge a lot, you might end up regretting it because you never saved for rainy days when the consistency of your chuuba income goes too low.
This is why it helps being creative in some senses because you COULD do other work in your own time alongside of it. (well, given you are indie or have a chuuba company boss that isn't horribly restrictive with you making dosh)
Ideally if it is passive stuff, or things you could automate if you learn some basic programming / scripting.

>>54798772
no reason

Is it weird that it seems like the PC girls are actual friends for the most part
HL girls seem like its all business with most of them and Vshojo girls actually seem like they didnt like each other before the mass leaving

>>54796887
>success means that they have to leave /pcg/
That's anti mentality. The healthy approach is posting in both.

Wemi seems to retain raiders pretty well. Why is that? A lot of them leave, but more people show up to replace them. Does the algorithm kick in when she reaches 200+?

>>54799131
Smartest anon in the thread

>>54798974
I have, its trash. New tablet soon

>>54799157
>THANK YOU FOR THE RAAAAAAID
That's why.
That's why I stayed the first time I watched her.

>>54798740
Used to play piano, but also trying to learn violin

>>54798647
Yes but

1) that was being a junior retail wagie
2) She hasn't actually fully quit yet
3) She has a lot of Lumi's old infinite pocket piggies who let her live off her streaming when she was still hard stuck at 75-93

So really it's not a good data point in this case
>>54798425
Fish is a pretty good talent scout so none of the low 3views need to sustain themselves off it exclusively OR live in a place with good currency conversion.
Jelly is the only deviation from that pattern because of her schedule only reaching poors.

>>54799115
it's not weird since basically all of them were pre-existing friends before they joined phase. they're friends because they already knew each other, whereas for other companies the talents often have no connection to each other before they join up

>>54798850
It's sad that youtube/twitch get such a big cut of the earnings. For every dollar SC'd how much do you think goes to the streamer, after company and platform take theirs? 40 cents?

>>54799110
Me on the left.

The human condition is driving me insane

>>54798995
18th century iirc

JELLY OPNLY STREAM 4 TIMES THIS WEEK BALWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY JELLY NO STREAM SHE HATES ME

>>54799115
The Hololive girls have their own friend groups for the most part. Vshojo is Cyberlive held together by big numbers.

>>54799304
30% is the youtube cut iirc. That's why I only ever send streamelements.

>>54799115
Council seems pretty friendly with each other.

>>54798425
Ember was shit posting about not making that much last week (I think she said "Id be happy if I made $40k")
But she was prob just listing all those numbers cause she was trying to cover up how much she does make

>>54799183
A new tablet probably won't help that much unless the current one is like a total absolutely useless piece of shit. Or unless you mean you don't have a working one at the moment lol.

>>54799424
>not a single autism game stream
it's jellover

>>54799467
Myth unity is fucking kill at this point barring AmeSame.
I need the Bijou Gura collab in my veins now.

>>54799466
Yeah that's the smart play. And Twitch bits is a scam. I wouldnt doubt the Fishcut is 20%-30% as well so 40cents on the dollar is probably accurate

>>54799424
I feel like this post is mocking the gumis in the thread.

Would you buy Wemi air?

>>54799265
>her schedule only reaching poors
ill have you know my autistic daughterwife is perfectly timed to help me get through the work day

Would Lumi be a good mother?

>>54799593
Remember when we used to shit on Mori for putting "with my friends" in her titles? Good times.

>>54799183
Got a phone? (or even Android tablet)
Install VNC server on computer, install VNC viewer on phone. ("Jump" app works best, every other one has been trash)
Boom, cheap tablet while you wait.
It works well. Sure you're only gonna get like, <30fps, but it works well enough for drawing.
Get a decent pointed stylus for the device, none of those round bastards that try to emulate fat awful fingers.

>>54799500
It will help.

Time to Trust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DtgX0TLAPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DtgX0TLAPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DtgX0TLAPA

>>54799428
>>54799467
yeah Im just thinking of the discord leaks from a while ago
they prob have business v personal channels anyway

>>54799755
>we
shut up, i've never watched hololive in my life

>>54795799
who is having a ryan gosling watchalong?

>>54796772
>>54796349
it's more about the implied context of K's life more than anything, it's a great "Literally me" movie but not as great "Blade Runner"

Trust Levels High

What's wrong with wemi? Like inside her brain? Can someone explain?

>>54799823
Whose watchalong would me getting Wemi's membership open me up to watching?

>>54799769
w-what the hell is that thing? where do you even get one of those?

I might go part time and become a vtuber

>>54798850
No, they don't. Maybe if you count streamelements and memberships, but that's not SCs.

>>54796349
Wrong
>>54796772
The gosling memes as a "literally me" thing always confused me. Especially Drive. He was just an extremely quiet, lonely dude who ended up falling for a single mother with a mixed kid and ruined his life trying to protect her even when her husband came back.

>>54796772
It was a bit deeper when it was just Drive

>>54799395
Spaghetti and Pasta doesn't count. I'm not 100% sure if it's originated from Korea but that's where the trail ends.
Putting cheese on instance noodle isn't right, it's down right goyslop and I'm saying this as a SEA.

>>54799822
>secondary
Ew

I currently have the intense desire to breed
I'm watching Wemi right now
How do I do this

>>54799822
>"i've never watched hololive in my life"
>being this proud of being a newfag
Where did you even come from then?

>>54800000
Bro we're on a vtuber board

I miss Lumi already

>>54799769
either a Oji-san or a zoom zoom that likes aesthetics tiktoks

>>54799038
Someone posted their superchats revenue I think last week

>>54799944 (me)
>>54799769
oh that's the wrong soundpost

Oji-Connect

How much can you bench anon? Can you lift away the menhera?

>>54800000
how do you make such an unaware post and get these numbers
>Quiet
>Lonely
>Falling for a woman
>Martyring himself

>not you
God leave
Beyond the pines is better tho

LUMI LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/live/-DtgX0TLAPA?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/-DtgX0TLAPA?feature=share

>>54800060
i watched kaguya luna and shiro, then stopped looking at vtubers for a couple years, then when I checked back hololive was big. however i am a hipster so i scoffed and went straight to indies

>>54799944
>>54800131
>>54800152
the cheapest shit my parents could find somehow

>>54798651
If only someone would...

>>54798133

>>54800115
Shes literally on

>>54800185
I've never tried to bench but II'm guessing I could probably do about 160 lbs.

>>54800274
I miss when she wasnt

>>54800185
I usually get 2 35 dumbells and incline press 20x5

>>54800249
ioriposter...

>>54800185
My current 1rm is 102.5kg

>>54800246
bruh, I don't even know how your parents managed to find this, if you want something cheap and good try a wacom CTL-471 (it's the one I use)

>>54800185
I can bench press any of the Girls

>>54800249
Wagmi femanon even you.

Lumi gone ):

>>54800402
You're implying that the moment you grabbed a hold of them, you could resist yourself and simply bench them?

>>54800249
Email me, I like vtubers, history, vidya and TTRPGs pcgisadatingsite@protonmail.com

>>54800397
I bought a 16" screen tablet, arriving this week. Its something Ive been putting off forever,

https://voca.ro/13GzSxTkhcc8

>>54800185
2pl8 x 5 is my max so far

>>54800018
what about macaroni and cheese then?

>>54800471
ok i trust you

>>54800185
i bench ~175lbs I weigh 135lbs.

>>54800246
>>54800397(me)
speaking of which, go see what model it is, maybe some collector is interested on buying hat from you
>>54800472
sounds great, it's always a good feeling to finally do something you've been putting off, what model?

>>54800629
Stop using ~ it’s for gays and women

>>54800139
search "any of the California girls"

Anyone else playing BG2 while waiting for lumi to play BG2?

>>54800185
i dont have a bench in my home gym but i overhead press around 100lb

I thought lumi was off this week for an off collab with someone?

>>54800185
about 110lbs minus the bar
fucking bullshit my chest just refuses to grow

>>54796887
>as active of a thread as Kronii and /HiRyS/
>more active than Ame, Mumei & Kiara threads
>more active than tsun & kawaii
>survived male collab
>survived Lia cancelations
>survived Holo EN3
yeah I think /Lia from Phase Connect/ is gonna make it

>>54797430
I am Ken
hear me roar

>>54800227
>-DtgX0TLAPA
>TLAPA
>PLAP

>>54800469
Im no animal
One hand on the stink, the other one on their neck

>>54800372
what about her?

[Coffee News] Apparently one guy bought all the Phase coffee except the Lia flavor

>>54800783
eat more protein my guy

>>54800794
Hell yeah brother

>>54800185
I dont have a bench, but Im using 40 lb dumbbells which is the highest my apartment has. thats about 60% of my body weight

>>54800833
seems like kind of a cunt judging from past posts
plus avatarfagging. would not touch

>>54800837
based liker who doesn’t want ash*lia coffee

>>54800780
have you tried watching streams anon?

>>54800000
>Lonely failure - what I am
>Attractive - what I want to be
Probably a combination of these two factors.

>>54800903
don't be so hard on yourself, femanon!

>>54800690
Pippa making over a quarter million in a month doesn't sound even remotely reasonable.

>>54800883
anon please eat more

>>54800783
Opposite issue. My chest is so big my arms look small. Drives me menhera.

>>54800883
You weigh 134lbs??

You’re tiny… I could pick you up like a doll…

>>54799038
>>54799960
>>53508039 no further sources provided

>>54790352
Source of this art?

If you are under 150 youre not a man. But but but im 5'3. Manlet, not man.

>>54801027
Im not tall

What I'm learning from this wemi stream is that if you cook enough things and add jelly it will eventually be considered cendol

>>54801045
If somebody stuck a post-it note to your back could you reach and get it off?

>>54801045
barrel chested bros... can we ever win?

>>54800988
That is not a month. That is career earnings from supa. You can check all of this via playboard

>>54800868
I try but keeping track of macros is a pain in the ass, my baseline intake of protein is about 40g/day but sometimes it goes as high as 100g/day
I'm a recovering skelly that can subsist on about 700 kcal a day

Lumi likes the holos...

>>54801094
If you are over 20% bodyfat, you are not a man. You're a blob.

Lumi only liked the singer, to the surprise of no one

>>54801070
It's from Playboard. Go check it yourself if you don't believe it. and it's not monthly, it's their career supa earnings. doesnt factor in memberships, se, etc

>>54798425
They usually can but if you're talking about company girls then remember there's a cut so it doesn't apply to them. Factors such as dedication of fanbase and location will move the number up and down.
>>54799115
Well it's not like you're going to hear about the girls who don't like each other. Having friends at your work is common considering how much time you spend there. Also, a lot of them are nepos.

>>54799755
No, because hololive is boring as hell.

>>54801094
If you are not physically attractive at first glance you are not a man. Fact & truth.

>>54801260
Based.

>>54800557
Only if you bake it at the end.

>>54801045
>My chest is so big my arms look small
I'm sorry anon, I keked.
have you tried skipping chest and focussing on arms? assuming the big chest isn't gyno of course.

>>54801260
>singer…
>singger…
>snigger…
degree.

starbrother outed as sam bankman-fried

>>54801140
That makes a lot more sense. Low 3 views definitely aren't pulling in as much money as some people here think.

>>54801212
you really need to up that calorie intake my man

>>54800185
I don't bench desu, I'm more interested in becoming super athletic since I have breathing problems

>>54801131
Yes but i have long arms from being a giant.

>>54800060
Nta, but hololive is boring. I watched indies until I found phase.

I hope Lia has a happy day today

>>54801355
It's not gyno I have freak chest genetics. I am wide.

>>54801523
NUTSACK SPOTTED

>>54801370
I'm trying, my goal is to hit at least 2500 kcal/day till the end of the year
what breaks my legs is that not only I'm the type of person that simply forgets to eat, but I also drink a lot of coffee

I've been eating bread with condenced milk as a cheatmeal for a while, helped a lot

>>54801595
Thats my back lmao

>>54801523
Nice, could be worse then. You've got a real hairy back anon

>>54801622
>but I also drink a lot of coffee
What does that have to do with anything?

>>54799010
>dents

>>54801568

>>54801652
I have long hair. But yes I still do have a hairy back.

>>54801589
then I guess you can neglect your chest a little to benefit your arms more.
>>54801684
historical appetite suppressant
I'm drinking some rn btw

>>54801687
Correction applied

>>54801809
Oh that probably explains why I don’t eat

I wonder if Lia's bday merch is gonna have short hair or classic twin tails

>>54801622
pro athletes doing full day training start at 10000 kcal/day. Fat is required for muscle growth, expect bear mode bulking

>>54801809
Doesn't seem to work for me.

>>54801851
scratch and sniff lia butt pad i hope but probably not

>>54801809
I try. My arms are catching up. Can't wait for my lat/hips to heal properly so I can do real leave your humanity behind lifts.

Coffee and cigarette your way to being /fit/ for yourself for oshi for family for God and country.

>>54800789
i remember when there was literally only 3 lia posters they've come so far

>one hour till stream
>no panko status
It's joever

>>54799661
They deserve to be mocked

>>54799110
I can't believe Lumi ate a whole dog

>>54801936
>10000 kcal/day
I can't even imagine doing that, how the hell do they do it?
>>54801993
Hell yeah brah, you got this, my chest day today will be dedicated to you

>>54802131
Sakana took her out back and crucified her for the neighbor hard r

>>54801823
Who did she kill?

>>54802131
Stealth suspension

It feels weird that I can apparently bench more than the rest of the thread at 225 but I still feel so weak.

>>54802240
half the time he forgets she is even in the company

>>54802229
It's back day. Facepulls must be done. WAGMI
>10,000 kcal seems impossible
Go look up some of the /fit/ eldritch abomination proton shakes. One is like 4kcal.

>>54802131
She’s just shitposting on alt, give her a minute

>>54802131
The Nigbors got her

>>54801643
Shave your back monkey.

>>54801836
it's awesome if you want to do something for hours and not need to pause to eat, the problem is that you don't eat as a result
>>54801947
yeah there's a slim portion of the population that dodges this side effect, try to use it to your advantage
the side effect that I dodge is the laxative properties

>>54802131
I miss panko status anon...

>>54802348
>proton shakes.

>>54802397
Give me her alt nigger

>>54802487
https://twitter.com/bannedvttakes?s=21&t=705pFdVYDEJGJaqIKjolpg

>>54802322
Bench press is kind of a meme. OHP DL and Squat matter. I can't bench high volume cause my arms are so long but I can knock out a shitload or medium volume reps.

>>54802487
newfags should be shot and killed

>>54802131
She died in fire.

>>54802348
>/fit/'s 4000kcal shakes
holy brap
I'm gonna go find it but I refuse to drink it if I have to be in social situations on the same day

>>54802553
If you're talking about banedvtmeme YOU NEED to shoot yourself

>>54802457
What usually happens with me is I drink coffee and then don’t eat (because I have body image issues despite being underweight and lifting), then when I do finally crash and eat something, my body’s like “FINALLY, IT’S SHITTIN TIME”

>>54802608
Bro when you're on 4kcal drinks, you start to see things in people you never knew before.
You can see the subtle movements that your eyes normally don't see.
You can see their body language better.
You can almost read their fucking MINDS BRO.
DO IT.

>>54802441
>shaving body hair
lol
LMAO

>>54801936
>pro athletes
That's not applicable here. Pro athletes train so hard they're constantly 15 minutes away from a grievous injury. Anyone below that still needs to eat caloric excess but nowhere near 10k.
Bulking is not per se wrong but very simplified and often you aren't gonna be all that bloated during build-up phases.
t. Used to massage pro athletes for a living

>>54802229
> how the hell do they do it?
with a training montage, usually. Full body endurance training racks up the carbs fast.

>>54802229
Just keep eating all the time.
https://youtu.be/ERnUK86vZtk

>>54802229
> how the hell do they do it?
The nice thing about lifting hard is that you get to eat ice cream by the tub!

>>54801823

>>54802870
HEAL HER NOW.

new thread
>>54802866
>>54802866

>>54802718
Yah, shit isn't healthy for you at all.
These are the people you eventually see dropping dead in gyms on /gif/ threads, usually on so many pain killers they'd probably struggle to tell you what day it is.

>>54802907
When the Pankophiles stop correcting grammar Panko will stop being corrected. Its that simple

>>54802943
The ancient Viking tradition of popping 30 ibuprofen to do your max day

Thv vrvl vs vmmvcvlvtv