/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54652916
Should have been Comdost instead of Moe

It's so over

>>54652916
delete that right now

Europeans rate the debut!

This drama about Shiori made me remember Reine's debut. Uttered something during her debut only to never be referenced ever again.

Contributing for the sake of my hopefully first holo oshi.

Don't respond to Doomposters
Don't respond to Nijisisters
Don't respond to Homobeggars

Only luv Shiorin, simple as

>>54653141
What did I fuck up with the OP?

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

Tard wrangle your Oshi now or you will never get her back.

>>54653166
should've gone to sleep instead of staying til 5am to watch it

vtuber history...is she actually gonna refer to her PL? is she even allowed to?

>>54652916
>OP actually made the thread before the last one disappeared
Finally a reasonable thread maker

>>54653230
We should make this a ritual post at the beginning of ever thread just like the guy in the Gura thread posting Gurass

>>54653323
This and don't associate with kronies. They want the worst for your oshi

>>54653166
Cute stinky femcel/10, not what I was expecting but I'm into it in a weird way. Needs strong tardwrangling at all times and I think she'll be good

>>54653166
awake for the last 50+ hours give or take with like 2 hours of sleep. She's great. 9/10. Please somebody else make the next thread, I'll collapse.

>>54653236
was just teasing you OP
since the pic is taking a pic of shiori heh

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>54653166
My day is ruined because I only got 4 hours of sleep.
I thought it was a pretty good debut overall. Very unique and different for HoloEN. Very professional too, you can tell she's an experienced streamer by how she effortlessly rolled with the punches when the slides didn't work properly. Some pandering that worked really well on me.
The last statement was confusing to me, but I'm withholding judgement until I understand what she meant. It might be totally innocuous. (And whatever it is, I will never anti or shitpost about Shiorin.)
Being a european, I of course would love for her to move her timeslot after the honeymoon period, but I accept that as very unlikely. Still, I think it's slightly more likely for her than anyone else in HoloEN, simply because she's weird and different and don't play by the same rules.

8/10 - bretty good, would rewatch

>>54653166
good. pleasantly surprised, will definately watch more

>>54653166
She has some charisma and seems quite interesting even though our interests don't line up that well. Was not a fan of including the husbando list and I just hope for no male collabs or other cancerous collab partners

>>54654170
I for one am happy to see a unquestionably straight holo.

>>54653323
Go wash your musty ass before writing dumb shit like this sweat lord.

>>54653407
No she is going to discuss the mysterious disappearance of Senzawa.
The next episode will be about the mysterious rise of indies such as KSon and MikeNeko who seemed to just appear out of nowhere after long hiatuses with fully developed fan communities with meme, gachikoi, and even antis.

The 3rd episode will be about how in September 2020 a bunch of Hololive fans from China, Taiwan, Indonesia and English speaking countries formed a cult around a Green Triangle and after years of waiting they were delivered their promised Oshi.

Final episode in the series will be the For the Love of the Family a tale chronicling the rise and fall of Nijisanji outside of Japan including testimonials from former Niji KR and EN talents directed by Ryan Gosling in the style of ESPN 30 for 30.

>>54653166
8/10, she was clearly a bit nervous but I went in expecting weird goth girl, I got weird goth girl

>>54652916
Bijou is currently mogging her asshole

>>54652916
Turn it around Shiori, I still trust Jap-Sama

>>54654170
Until this issue is clarified it's going to be a bit awkward in these threads because we'll have both people who hate and people who enjoy those kind of collabs under the same roof. I hope we can all agree to get along until that time, otherwise it's just going to be nonstop quarreling.

>>54652916
If her friend is Yorick, does that make her Hamlet? Is she just pretending to be crazy? Is she going to be betrayed by her friends? Is she going to fight for the throne of Denmark?

>Everyschizo bitching how her final statement means Homocollabs (even though it was vague af)
>Meanwhile all I heard from is was "You do wish to be a good boy for me, right?

I think I might be broken bros....

>>54654242
You can probably expect some yuribaiting down the line. She's only just debuted, Bae was also "unquestionably straight" at that point.
But yeah, I personally don't really mind the husbando list. It just marks her as one of us. You do have a waifu list, right anon?

I want her to do a Graveyard Keeper playthrough.

>>54654555
Describe in juicy details what the geololy is doing to the bookgirl's asshole

What made her appeal to you post-debut?

I see so many people.complaining she doesn't fit the model, and I am so confused. What kind of goth gf trope did they have in their head? You could not get any closer to the typical goth girl, in my experience. Like I've dated a girl like this before. What were they expecting?

>>54654888
It was a very powerful trigger, but she's kind of playing with fire saying it in that context.

>>54655006
Some kind of dommy mommy hag with a husky voice, most likely.

perhaps she will also fall inlove with towa

>>54655006
Deeper voice, her squeaky toy voice doesn't fit at all.

Filtering the retards from her community is a good first step. I think she'll fit right in with the rest of Holo EN. I'm not sure if I'll oshi her, but I'm looking forward to her streams

>>54655006
i think they expected a more AraAra deep voice. She pretty much hits on every point outside of that though so no problem for me particular some of the lines she deliver. Shes more like a sweet TV Wendsday Addams instead of the 90s movie Morticia

>>54655120
I'mma be honest, none of the goth girls I've met ever had particularly deep voices.

>>54655006
Most people here have never dated anyone before, so their experiences are based on anime tropes instead of real-world people. (And I don't think there's anything wrong with that necessarily.)
They were probably thinking of someone like pic related, however unrealistic that was.

I know it's hard to believe but goth is a lifestyle, not something that can be biologically gatekept by vocal chord genes.

>>54655006
People keep mixing goth gf with mommy types for some reason. You don't really see older goth girls, they mainly are girls in their teens up to mid twenties.

>>54655120
much better than the typical annoying white girl voice

>>54653008
FPBP

I hope she sings emocore in the karaoke

>>54655334
Im in my 40s and married to a goth girl. The real issue is that tis high maintiance and an adult doesnt have the time to sit around primping all day and doesnt have all their parents money to blow at hot topic

I'll just say what everyone's thinking, I want Shiori to put her ass on face and if I'm not fast enough with my mouth she conveys that to me via my testicles

>>54654888
im still hung up on the goth girlfriend quote she said

Anyone glad we at least got rid of the tourist coomers?

>>54655003
She takes pictures of dead bugs and loves Dragon Quest Builders 2. Literally the perfect woman.

It was a fun while it lasted

Shio's comments about collabs was very clearly just her saying "Don't ask me to collab with people. I'll collab who I'm closest with and most comfortable."
She's basically just killing the collabbeggers before they can find a footing.

>>54655633
You mean"PLAP PLAP GET ME PREGNANT" Posting? Ah dont worry too much it should come back soon enough just like the Bae mating press

>>54655564
>He thinks the coomers left
Lol
Lmao, even

>>54655498
Yeah, I liked when she talked about stepping on us. She knows where hornybros are at.

Her husbandos is top notch

>>54655694
I wish you are right

>>54653008
Amen
>>54653141
>leredditanimepoint.png
Tired fucking meme
Drawfags are a plague

Novelites, prove that you're worthy of Shiorin. What's the last book you finished?

>>54655782
I personally do not care who she collabs with as long as its fun. I'm not here to parasocial. I'm here for the memes.

>>54655864
The Black Unicorn by Terry Brooks. I went back and read it again because it was my favorite one in the series

>>54655694
This is the theory i'm sticking with until proven otherwise. Really don't think she would have leaned into GFE like she did if her intention was to just shit all over the kind of people attracted to that

>>54655864
Warrior cats the darkest hour

>>54655694
That is a valid interpretation. Too bad we don't know for sure.

>>54655864
uhhhhh Don Quixote

>>54655887
then you don't matter, replace her with anyone else and you wouldn't feel a thing

>>54655864

>>54655864
Lord of the Rings. I can't read as much as I'd like due to a really bad lazy eye, vision problems, and mild dyslexia. Manga is much less straining so I'm often stuck with that if I just wanna read and not get a migraine.

>>54655766
Sherlock Holmes is pretty top tier, I'll admit. Haven't played Star Rail, but her Genshin picks are kinda mid, all the anemo sadboys. (At least she isn't an Alhaitham coomer.)

>>54655972
>Ill show those FOOLISH FOOLS that romantizing the past is DUMB
>Ill make an IDIOT that sticks by his heroic convictions no matter WHAT reality tells him
>They will see the cold harsh reality soon enough MUWAHAHAHA
>No....stop cherering him...dont hold him as an example of heroism in a cynical world!

>>54656016
Implying I only see people as featureless statues and nothing more.

>>54655864
Wuthering heights
It was superisngly entertaining, it was basically an old English version of a edgy misunderstanding anime.

>>54656147
This is entirely out of left field, but I really liked the whole Don Quixote thing Capcom did with Luis in the RE4 remake. Fits in with his whole theme of trying to actually follow his beliefs in a situation where that's a surefire way to get you killed.

>>54656132
I havent touched either of those games but I got a thing for space RPGs and keep wondering if its worth looking at. Of course when it comes to funneling money to China that also repulses me so I get a little more antzy even thinking about it

>>54655972

Fellow vasectomy enjoyers, rejoice!
For i have found Shiorins first collab partner:

Hes a well known gothic stud bad boy from Wyoming. Rock musician, Wand craftman and social justice activist!

YAAAAAAAAS!

>>54656132
probably prefer twinks more than buffbros since dan heng and al haitham isn't that much different personality wise

>>54656286

>>54656314
Aka typical nerd girl taste in men.

>>54655934
What's interesting is that there's a large group of people (who also inhabit this very thread) who think the exact opposite, and are expressing how glad they are that she's "filtered out the incels". We'll see.

>>54656314
Goth girls have been swooning over guys like that since Robert Smith since those guys were more likely to be sensitive than the gym bro/football crowd

>>54655766
pretty shitty list desu
average teenage girl picks

Do you have a thing for hot topic girls? I really wish scene girls can make a comeback...

>>54656384
I mean, incels are cancerous and depraved to begin with. If it filters them purely because they are just that insecure, good.

>>54656286
is his eyes closed and he's drawn over his eyelids, or are his eyes just fucked up looking?

>>54656384
The tourist Nijisisters and Homobeggars will fuck off eventually I'm sure.
Meanwhile, until I actually see Shiorin collab with a Homo, I'm 100% invested in my cute goth wife

>>54656314
her being into twinks unironically proves shes turbo straight

>>54653172
The bit about how she was going to mostly speak Indonesian? I remember her laughing at that during her anniversary watchalong.

Cuckolding is thinking man fetish

>>54655864
>finished
The Magical Revolution of the Reincarnated Princess and the Genius Young Lady - Volume 4
I only really read LNs and WNs. I have no interest in western classics, maybe if they have LN-type illustrations.

>>54656598
Her eyes are hypnotizing

>>54655766
>Not Blade from HSR
I can half forgive it
>>54655864
An erotic spin on sleeping beauty called The claiming of sleeping beauty.

>>54656284
Far be it from me to shill chinese games, but both games are technically free to play. At least in Genshin you can complete the story easily without paying as cent.

>>54656314
I dunno, I think sadboys are a more common thread. But they also tend to be twinks, so it's hard to say. (If only sad boys in real life were as cool and attractive as anime sadboys.)

>>54656680
They are very beautiful. Piercing and warm, but not ina scary or intimidating way. I find them very comforting and reassuring.

>>54656632
>not interested in western classics
>last read a Yuri book and needs pictures
I read some lns as well anon but that makes me laugh

Who wants to see Barbie?

>Superjail, Metalocalypse.
isn't it kind of a surprise that they let her mention these?

>>54656738
Hmm nice. I havent had a good space wifu since Mass Effect and dont wanna wait for the uncertainty of Starfield so I might take a look

Is she pretty much Fauna 2.0?

>Of Mice And Men
retardbros, you're in.

>>54656936
Like a mix of Mumei, fauna and bae

More importantly how does her preference for mid 2000 cartoons place her age wise?

>>54656995
>tell me again about the rabbits-peko

>>54656995
Don't shoot me, Shiori

>>54657003
25-30

>>54656936
She certainly has the voice to be goth Fauna. She did ASMR as Moe.

Let's roleplaying guys

>>54656841
Why?

>>54656913
I have to admit I almost started star rail due to Kafka, she has a great design. But I have too many other games to play.

>>54657058
GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!! GOTH HAG SEX!!

>>54653166
I like her, the fangirling was cute. don't know why everyone's flipping their shit over her supposed mismatched voice, it wasn't what I was expecting sure but I like it

>>54656999
she has mumei's personality and fauna's tastes(but zoomer)

>>54655864
Fifth head of cerebus

>>54656827
>filtering both the usual schizos and /u/schizos
Neat. Having a holo that doesn't play up the yuri angle is kinda refreshing.

>>54657058
Perfect breeding ages especially with the leglock

I also thank the brave and noble men who made those images even before debut

I posted her husbandos on the Genshin Impact thread on /vg/ and they thought she was one of them lmao.

>>54657194
As usual most of /vt/ is quite extreme in their opinions.
I feel like it's a bit mismatched, but that's also due to me creating an ideal voice in my head based on the model.
On its own I don't dislike her voice and it will grow on me as I watch her and get used to associating the model and voice.

>>54656936
Way too early to tell IMO. She has similar interests, but I reckon their streaming styles will be quite different. For better or worse, Fauna choices tend to resonate with broad audiences. I get the distinct feeling that Shiori will have a narrower but deeper focus.

Not to read into something a very nervous someone who just debuted in front of a 100,000+ people said, but it irked me a bit the good boy thing was used in a context of what felt like "I'm doing something you might not like but you'll have to put up with it if you want my affection"
Again not to be a sperg and extrapolate from what isn't there but I would hope that's not a common theme in the way she goes about GFE/affection/whatever
Just have to wait and see
>>54655864

>>54657253
Yeah, she's mori apprentice alongside kronii

>>54657253
I think a lot of us are ignoring just how much she raved about being a bride and getting married. I cant help but already imagine her in a wedding dress with blood splatters optional

>>54657107
well, they're not really PG-13.

>>54656936
She is kronii 2.0

>>54656827
Both the people in this tweet are awful and I hate having to share a fan base with women

>>54657407
Those were for sure some of her cutest moments, how excited and flustered she would get each time she brought it up

>people already reposting a fake tweet

>>54652916
ganbatte, bookgirl!
I hope she has a ghost bros type show watchalong collab with Moom
t. hooman

>>54657253
lol, I'd wait a few weeks before saying that. Having husbandos does not prevent yuribaiting.

>>54657544
Obviously. This thread has a couple of dedicated antis so it is to be expected.

>>54655115
Oh fuck, no no no, pls anything but that. If it's homo collabs, I can take it, but one with towacock? We'd lose her just like we lost Bae... Pls, tower-sama, have mercy, we just found her...

>>54657003
Wanna take into account the fact that she has been doing content for almost 10 years?

>>54657544
Ignore nijiniggers and the bvtm discord

>>54657482
Does that matter? Holos play GTA and murder people in broad daylight on-stream.

>>54657688
28ish sounds about right then

>>54657313
She doesnt have the range for Hololive. Will not redeem
Lets just get the doxx so atleast maybe shes cute irl. Otherwise it never began.

I think her friend is really good person.
I'd love to see him in collab someday.

>>54657830
Why are you even in this thread if you hate her so much? Just leave.

>>54655864
Terminal Boredom by Izumi Suzuki. Very Phillip K. Dick-esque. Recommended for anyone looking some short stories written by a girl that embodied Shiori's aesthetic back in 60s Japan
And am also on the last two chapters of King Queen Knave by Nabokov

>>54657556
The similar unironic love of horrible things are gonna make these two a treat especially in big collabs when they wax poetic about things that terrify their more normie friends

>>54657938
Dont talk to it. Its trying to engage you

>>54658029
EN3,Myth and Council gartic phone collab is going to be a treat then

I really liked how different she seems. The whole visual novel reading, book loving side of her, along with a debut schedule of unique streaming concepts is honestly pretty neat. The only thing that felt out of place to me was her GFE roleplay pandering, which I don't have a problem with, it just seemed forced for the sake of it. Is there anyone here who can confirm if she really leans into that gimmick or was it just typical debut stuff to tick all the boxes?

>>54657601
Fair enough, yeah. We haven't even see her interact with her genmates on-screen yet. I just hope we don't see debut Takamori or current Krofau levels of transparent yuri pandering.

>>54657099
yikes

>>54657099
debunked already

>>54653166
This is the greetext that I thought about while watching the debut stream. Did anyone else got this feeling or it's just me?

Rewatching the debut and she's even cuter. I think if she resonates with your interests even a bit you will be very happy with her. Only thing I have a question on second viewing, were we supposed to be crossing the street with her on those slides? She's looking at the phone while crossing the street? Feels like something was here that didn't get fully fleshed out, maybe an Isekai joke

>>54657253
I really want Nerissa to state her preferences for fictional males too but I know I'm huffing military grade copium right now

Anyone else feel like on second watch through and clips her voice fits more? Like watching it live she didn't feel right then watching again its like oh no this fits pretty well.

>>54658330
Anon, Nerissa is like aggressively yuri from her likes alone.

Ok I love her.

>>54658357
It clicked for me 10 mins in her debut, probably because I hadn't heard her voiced before but it wasn't at all what I was expecting

>>54658282
This could honestly be a ritualpost, we just need to find something catchy for it

>>54655864
Neuromancer. Before that, Suttree. And before that, The Names.

Alright, I'll say what everyone is thinking:
The mismatch isn't in her voice, it's in her content/interests as a HOLOLIVE vtuber. Watching her debut felt like watching a Nijisanji EN vtuber debut
>plenty of content that would require handcam
>Genshin and Star Rail mention, which is taboo in Hololive because of China
>Husbando list
>Poor attempt at tardwrangling during debut
This is why when you ask people why they think the goth model doesn't match Shiori, they can't explain it properly. The real reason is more instinctual:
>Hololive fans think Shiori herself doesn't belong in Hololive
but they know no one would take them seriously if they say it, so they make a logical reason to hide it in.

>>54658450
SHGUYT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>54658357
We all went in expecting something in our own heads then got her real voice and it didnt match. The second watch it clicks that "Oh yeah this is how she sounds and I am not surpised" in your brain. Its why it takes some time to get used to streamers because not only do they need to find their niche but your brain gets used to who they are as well

>>54658450
Please be EN Reine

Give (You)s to me instead

>>54658527
Wouldnt know I dont speak Chinese and watch Nijis

>>54655864
I hate "novelites"
Latest book was The Road. Going to read Sherlock now, might as well.

>>54658489
I was one of the anon who was pretty sure she was Moe and it still threw me for a loop but having seen some of her content I am confident at least also the voice matches after a few more watches nerves were probably messing with her.

That being said...

How is everyone liking the Gura Nepotism hire that's right fresh rrats baby!!

>>54658527
I think her model fits her alright, and her content will be interesting, precisely because it's different. Idk what you are in about.

>>54658527
wrong, it's just her voice and the last comment.
The genshin mention is weird but not unheard of, other debuts had chink gacha games mentioned too

>>54658539
Are you against Nerissa being gay or not anon, it's not very clear.

>>54658682
extremely against

>>54658029
Fauna also loves the macabre. Would be cool to have a 2spooky group. (Though Moom and Fauna are basically tied to the hip already.)

>>54655864
All tommorows for fauna's review.

>>54658632
You should, your oshi will collab with niji males someday

>>54658527
As a niji enjoyer she definitely gave me those vibes

>>54658713
But why? Don't you want to hear her raping you oshi live on stream?

>>54658724
Really? Arent they all graduating? Again I dont know I neither have a discord or speak bug

>>54658667
>other debut has chink gacha
Proof?

Her statement at the end of her debut must've been about collabing with homos, she actively followed Tempus and for sure saw the shitshow that happened to Kronii and Mori and wanted to address that from the start.
I personally don't care about male Collabs unless they start flirting in front of the audience, which is very unlikely as this is Hololive not NijiEN. Despite all the shitposts I don't think even Vesper flirted with girls, definitely not in the same level as someone like Kyo for example.
I think her statement is also about collabing with her indies friends which also includes some males.
Anyways her schedule is very original, I like that she's capable to do more than play FOTM games, she reminds me old guard vtubers who would rarely play games and do skits or variety content instead. Her humor doesn't click with me and I don't think I want a goth GFE who will school me about insects, watch weird things under a microscope and probably go a bit menhera on member streams, but she definitely fills an unique roll in HoloEN, even if she gets mogged by more zoomer ADHD friendly girls like Bijou in popularity polls. I'm excited for her vlogs too, and I hope she gets to do skits because she's got with that type of content.
Overall I have a lot of respect for her, I just hope she does her fitness reps because you need to sing and dance at least some to be in Hololive, plus it would do her well to be more active.

>>54655006
She fits her model IMO, but I wanted her to play the yandere angle a bit more

>>54658542
That's kinda how Fauna did for me back when she debut
it definitely takes some time but for some people it might take longer

Alright, people seem to think that the reason some aren't fond of Shiori is because of her statement on collabs at the end of the debut. That was dumb, but no, it's not just that.
She did much worse.

It's about her being an unironic turbo slut. And I don't mean the 4chan definition of "she kissed a dude" or "she had a bf before!".
I mean an actual vile slut that had miles of cocks inside of her.

Did you know that Shiori aka Natsumi Moe used to be on this site?
Did you know that she used to record lewd vocaroos for anons among other things?

https://vocaroo.com/1iLfmtddEIoL
https://vocaroo.com/18MUAqTlCgpj
https://vocaroo.com/1ix1CYrH0Y6Q
https://vocaroo.com/1mVWroqCoFSq

No big deal of course, hot even. But did you know that she literally talked about all the condoms she had to keep buying and the dicks she had stuck inside of her?
She was unironically the town bicycle kind of girl.
Forget complaining about other ENs for overblown issues, this girl is an actually disgusting human being. For once words such as turbo slut or absolute whore actually accurately describe a holo.

>>54658717
>The group is now called SNOTS
Book it

>>54658804
Vox akuma Genshin roleplay with shiori

>>54658765
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that the model is a 12/10 for me. Almost every feature is something I like a lot.
So if the vtuber also matched my tastes I would be elated beyond heaven, I want an ice queen beauty gf who's soft on the inside and has cool hobbies, or is at least passionate about something. And I also just plain dislike yuri

From the looks of it it's shaping up to be a personal disappointment though.

>>54658815
I think she just intends to collab with people from her pl, reading it into more is just bullshit at this point to be frank.

>>54658182
Personally I don't mind at all. Bring on the pandering! It's what sets Hololive apart

>>54658294
Yeah, those were my thoughts, with truck-kun and Yagoo right there. Maybe she ran out of time or didn't find a good opportunity for it.

>>54658717
I see her easily joining the council cliques

So are the cats mascots or fanrep

>>54658962
I won't say I completely understand, after all, two icecreams are better than one, but I respect you knowing what you want and sticking by it.

>>54658357
That's going to happen regardless. It's like debut Fauna, everyone thought her voice was super-weird and ill-fitting. Now her voice is inseparable from her model. Shiori's voice is just fine, this is just standard debut stuff

>>54658935
Again I dont speak bug and dont know what that is. But im happy for you. or sad that happened. Whichever helps you sleep at night

>>54658841
At least half of EN did slutty things in their past lives, they are women on the internet, these things are likely to happen. Move on.
And yes she likes dick, she has a husbando tier list for christ sake, she's the only EN not playing the yuri teehee peropero angle

>>54659057
no idea yet actually
she hasn't given an explanation

>>54659174
First of all, fucking a football team worth of dudes is inexcusable.
Second, it's not even her so don't make excuses for something she's not guilty of.

>>54659057
Im guessing we are gonna hear more because it sounded like they were servants or something.Maybe shes a boss?

>>54659174
Just report it nigger.

Ok got to the debut disclaimer part again and I think she just went off script and was too autistic to actually explain what she meant. I'm just as confused the second time as when it happened live. I still have no idea what she was talking about

>>54659121
Lol. Your oshi is bug

Brrat passing by again, I like you guys, so just a small but very obvious tip since your general seems to be going through the standard raiding birthing pains.

Ignore, hide, report.
Learn to recognize bait and just filter it out in your brain. That's the only way you stomp them out, every (You) will push them to do it for one more thread. The sooner you do, the sooner you get a comfy general.
All the love, and godspeed you magnificent bastards!

>>54658962
>spoiler
I don't dislike yuri per se, but THEY ARE posters have been annoying the shit out of me

>>54659323
She was preparing ypu guys for me. I'm gonna rank up and cash in all my good boy points and we're gonna colllab in our bed.

>>54658719
Shit, that's probably my last book too.

>>54658962
I think most people headcanon yuri as bi. Think of it as one big degen orgy.

>>54658527
You get back here you pious, candy ass, sidewinder!
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me goth oshi.

>>54659546
You tell him Grandpa!
Newfags get out reeeeeeeee

Feels weird, I wasn't too interested in the new gen but I find myself craving a stream from Shiori.

>>54659436
Seconding this. Don't worry, these things will pass with time.

>>54658962
>Model is a 12/10
>Vtuber is a 12/10 if she streams like her schedule often
This might be the first ever vtuber I watch regularly desu

>>54659603
My darling shiori~
Collab soon?

>>54659699
nah same, in fact she was also the one i was least interested in but she got me with her autism or something

>>54658841
>generic animu voice vocaroo
>INDISPUTABLE PROOF
lol
But really, I don't care at all about what her RM does in her own time, much less about some erotic larping. As long as her streams are free of dudes, I'm in.

>>54659546
Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebt to the anon for stating what needed to be said. I am particulary glad that these lovely newfags are here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic /vt/ gibberish, it expressed the courage little seen in this day and age.

>>54659436
Seconding this, and don't let your thread foster a culture of trashing on other girls unless you want to have schizos feel welcome here

>>54655934
GFE asmrs is the goal.

>>54659323
Yeah, me neither. I think you're right that it was sorta improvised and she got lost in the sauce. (She was clearly trying to mix a bit of lore into it.)
Well, whatever. What's done is done and we'll just have to wait and see. I want to believe.

>>54659704
I'll give you a (You) instead.

>>54655887
Based and sane

It's awesome that people think this is bad, it can be so much worse. Like the above anons said get your mental filter strong and report and move on. It's gonna be fine, future is bright for shiori

>>54659704
>>54659436
Good advice although honestly I just mentally filter all retardation immediately and always assume these are retards pretending to have an argument hoping to draw regular posters in

mate listen I don't care if cover hired amouranth or belle delphine to do the job. as long as they do what hololives do and seperate their RL with vtubing i will fucking watch them hell noel exist

>>54655864
Silmarillion (again)
Next is the Hobbit+LotR reread.

And homocollabs after

>>54659972
Leave my little sister's wife alone, you green whore!

>>54653166
She was the one I was most interested in, as one of my main interests is literature. As soon as she said a word I was disappointed at the disconnect between her voice and her character and model. However, I kept an open that she could still be interesting. Then she did that weird light show. Then she said she liked audiobooks. Then she showed her taste in books. Then she said she loved self inserting. Then she showed her taste in games. Then she showed her "I watch anime on netflix" taste. Then she tried to show how quirky she was because she eats with scissors. Then she did an uwu. One of my least favourite debuts. The one interesting thing was those cats that showed up.
1/10

shiorin a cutie with some creative stream ideas, shame I can't watch her live

>>54655864
I've been reading Sherlock Holmes and Agatha Christie compilations desu

>>54660119
Can I play to?

>>54660187
It's not nice to hit people!

Look what you did fauna, you started a fight. Good job...

Btw, do we have any shiori edits of these emotes already by any chance?

>>54655864
The Iliad.

>>54660318

>>54660381
Kinda wish this was a kick rather than a slap

>>54655864
I will always be more well read than her if her book list is any indication. They really should have got an actual reader.

Stop..
The last thing Shiori wants is for a bunch of guys to start getting aggressive and confrontational with each other..

>>54655864
numerical methods for large eigenvalue problems

is this going to be /novel/ or just stay with the really long subject name

>>54660381
<3 ty bro!

>>54658815
I don't know, you can call this a cope, but I have a feeling that she's purely speaking from her experiences. I remember she got into drama/flame by her fanbase for collabing with Vshojo.

>>54658964
tracking mud into the garden isn't gross to you?

>>54660458
Ahem

>>54655887
I'm here to be parasocial. Why else watch a chuuba

I hope she collabs with whoever she wants to collab and doesn't let anyone stop her
As long as there's enough alone time with her where she doesn't bring up anyone other than maybe her own genmates I could not give a fuck
She's cute as hell

>>54660640
Basically

>>54660640
>Accepting male collabs
I love my shiorin but I will dumb her slutty ass if she cucks me

Btw if schizos ever spam you with shit, heres proof it wasn't actually her.
>>54645571

>>54660640
yeah solo time is key for me too

>>54660640
>As long as there's enough alone time with her where she doesn't bring up anyone other than maybe her own genmates
Oh, don't worry about that, she not in Nijisanji where her discord is open.
>>54660681
Alright brownies calm your tits.

What's worse
Your oshi having and acknowledging she has male friends in front of you,
or your oshi having male "friends" behind your back, which one is it, unicorns, huh? having trust in your oshi or them being a literal whore behind your back?

>>54660764
She talked about male friends exactly 0 times. Catalogue fag get out

>>54660715
I'm convinced
still alarming how many anons were willing to let it slide.

>>54660534
Depends on what the mud is like, I'll never try to control q holo. If she collabs with a bunch of people I dont like I'd just leave.

How to up my sperm count for the upcoming fertility check-up stream, brovelites?

>>54660681
the froot of EN Gen 3, predicting it now, Vshojo collab 2 months from now

>>54658639
Could have been novelettes and made sense but that might sound too female.

>>54660887
>Sperm observation stream
Based, Shiorin will examine mail-in donations from her viewers and determine their sperm count live

>>54660757
I'm gonna laugh when she collabs with niji males.

>>54660963
Tome-o-dachi bros...

her debut was actually great. she pandered extremely well and filtered out all the psychopaths so she can actually have fun

>>54655864
All Quiet on the Western Front.

>>54660887
Doesn’t /fit/ have a thing for that?

I think im going to bed finally. Just remember folks when you see like 6 posts talking about collabs all in a row out of nowhere thats an attempt to steer the conversation and hook you into talking about it then faking an escalating argument. pretty simple trick avoided if you never engage them

Instead focus on those amazing tits talk about the games she may play and the weird quirky streams our girl has planned down the line. I am personally holding out hope for a taxidermy stream

>>54660830
It's almost as if nobody actually takes "major yabs" seriously these days, anon.

>>54660963
>tfw no forcefem chuuba

>>54660887
I heard milk does wonders.

>>54661081
>/fit/
Lemme guess. 10 Gallons of milk a day?

>>54661109
Taxidermy stream HYPE!

>>54659323
it doesn't matter whether it was ambiguous or means what doomers are insisting it meant. i don't really even care if she collabs with men or whatever and i don't know why this triggers anyone but the saddest human beings. a live stream collab isn't a date and it isn't sex either. what has to be the matter with you to get wrapped up in that? better to filter out the broken retards now rather than repeat what happened with the nutcases melting down over kronii last year

>>54661139
It disgusted me outside of a vtuber context

>>54661160
Nah it’s a bunch of supplements, main one is zinc

>>54661067
I haven't read that since I was in high school, but I still remember a passage about a dying horse tripping over its own guts. That book really stuck with me, moreso than other war stories I've read.

>>54655864
My sixth reread of Dune

Hopefully her vtuber history stream starts with Max Headroom

I hope she decides to play some jrpgs, she mentioned dragon quest but it also sounded like maybe that was the first one she played or enjoyed

>>54661186
>does he remember the stream

>>54661186
If she collabs with a male I will drop her

>>54660965
She mixes fan sperm and her own egg on a Petri dish and observes the miniscule love making under a microscope...

>>54660821
Google analogy, ESL-kun.

>>54661296
>Artificial insemination stream
HNNMNGGGGGG

>>54660887
>>54660965
Again you fuckers keep referencing this >>54658282 are we a fucking hivemind?

>>54661202
That was in one of the earlier chapters. Overall, it's a good book. Remarque really knew what was up at that time.
I'd recommend watching the Netflix movie adaptation too. Legit one of the most depressing and sobering things I've watched, but it'll give you a good kind of emotional release at the end.

>>54661256
She mentioned both XI and Builders 2, so she's at least a little interested in the series. I'd love to see her play one of the earlier games, especially any of the Zenithian titles, but realistically EN is never getting Squenix perms.

>>54660470
It can be added but doesn’t have to be

>>54661296
But wouldn't the fastest sperm (mine btw, i drink a lot of nitrate) be the only one that had sex?

>>54661281
GSH

>>54661188
You have to remember that salty nijifags are popping in everywhere trying to spread rrats since their black company is going into the shitter.

>>54661510
Yes, but meanwhile you get to see a 1 million-to-one gangbang until one remains the victor

What Shiori can do that Fauna can't?

>>54661598
Paizuri with Shiorin!

>>54661065
based
glad she filtered them quickly. if she knows how to put her foot down maybe she'll have a comfy fanbase

>>54661256
chances she could eventually be a minecraft autist too? since she's a HM fan and if chemistry with gen mates are fun enough could make for some good arcs + memories

>>54661622
She's had one proper stream faggot, let her cook

>>54661622
Eat animal products.

>>54661622
? collab with fauna ? stream when fauna can't ? eat meat ?

>>54661658
God I hope so, Fauna really needs one.

Man, I am here for some fucking lewds and you guys doomposting like Shiori

>>54661622
collab with males

>>54655864
moby dick. next i think i will re-read the odyssey for the first time since high school

>>54661674
Fauna can do that. She just chooses not to.

>>54661768
Iliad is better

>>54661622
Cuckoldry at debut

i liked shiori's debut
i also liked her when she wasn't called shiori

>>54655864
Mushoku tensei, man it was a good read.

>>54661729
Sorry, the horny needs a second to reset and adjust to the revealed personality. Please wait warmly and enjoy the picture of her holding our child in the meantime

>>54661622
Microscope streams. My autistic wife WILL force me to learn about microorganisms.

>>54661927
She'll need a microscope to examine anons dick

Alright, fuckers. Is Shiorin a prokaryotefag or a eukaryotestacy?

>>54655747
need source

does she know what a mitochondria is?

>>54662004
She prefers to study gametes specifically

>>54653166
Speaking as someone who watches all the Holobranches with no oshi, I am pretty excited about edutainment stuff and vlogs. Gaming can be handled by others, maybe its because I am Only Uped the fuck out, but someone who straight up is going in a different direction with their main content sounds pretty good right about now. I might not tune into everything, but I am glad that my options have widened.
Took a bit for me to warm up to the voice because it didnt quite match up with what I had come up with my head, but shes pretty cute and dorky. Im not in the market for GFE so I didnt mind the comment at the end which is now being used to bait catalog.

So wtf is her lore?
She has a bookmark that holds knowledge of everything in the universe?

>>54655864
>the last book
Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind. It... 'functions' as a book on world history, and is clearly intended for people who otherwise hasn't read much in regard to world history. Not something I'd recommend to someone who's knowledge already exceeds entry level around the world.

Time for the real question: is Shiori Eastern Orthodox or Catholic?

>>54661899
Wtf don't fix her you fucking barbarian

>>54662114
Shiori is a Methodist.

>>54661899
Looks like that conception game
God what a shitty game conception 2 was

>>54662114
I thought she's anti-christ since she's a demon and all.

>>54662114
Christcuck

>>54661899
Bro wtf, turn her back...

>>54662114
the goth multi-colored hair thing screams catholic. orthodox girls usually just have eating disorders, but both have BPD source: i used to be engaged to an eastern orthodox girl

>>54662114
Gnostic.

>>54662427
>gnostic
eww

>>54662308
I thought she was a human that stumbled on forbidden knowledge

>>54662177
>>54662361
sorry, but I'm afraid you're going to have to adjust as well

>>54662509
Where did I see that before

>>54662427
>Black and white hair
>Gnosticism
The signs are there, it is the truth.

>>54662004
she's a speciated by cancer development animals chad

Jesus Christ I've never been like this. I called in sick to work today because I'm such a state over this girl. I never thought I'd actually be like this instead of being ironic. All the years of cynical armor on my heart, ripped away in minutes by the living proof that a woman I can love is not just a figmant of a dream but a real, breathing human being out there. Reaching out for the illusion was one thing, but to reach out and find her unattainable through nothing but distance and want is an agony I've never known. It's not fair, I'll never love and be loved.

>>54662533
Noooo man, turn her back, stop fixing her...post more

>>54662533
You filthy heretic

>>54662654
Meds anon, shiorin is cute but preserve your mental

>>54662654
Bro it's been less then an hour

>>54662083
Kys nijinigger cocksucker

>>54662654
you heard her speak for 45 minutes you goon. though i had a pretty huge crush on her back in 2019 too.. the way she can't pronounce TH is so cute

>>54662654
well that was fast

YOUR OSHI IS A FUCKING OREO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54662654
calm down bro, i'm telling it for your own good..

>>54662083
>No oshi
Catalogue fag reeeee

>>54662981
Oreos are honestly overrated

>>54662981
>her insides are the best part

>>54662981
Shioreo NUTtella!

>>54662666
Sorry satan, that's all I have for now. Artists are still adjusting. Please wait warmly

>>54662981
cute

>>54656384
We don't need nijiniggers troons here

>>54662654
Go all the way, king.

so will she have a better chat because of the stunt she pulled on her debut? please say yes i dont want to be in a fanbase full of schizos

>>54663023
nutterbutters are way better for dipping in milk imo

>>54662004
Eukaryotes are cooler to look at

>>54656472
YWNBAW

>>54663090
I will, fixedoreo my beloved

>>54663204
Looking that way based in the thread, if anything she filtered the Lesbian fujos which alone makes her chat much better.

>>54663204
Schizo LOVE

>>54658357
thats just how it is, at first i didnt think kiara fit her model... then it just did.

>>54656286
i was not expecting to see cobra here lmao

>>54663241
that's weird! you're weird!

>>54663204
I don't want to ever interact with people who consider setting boundaries a "stunt" desu my last interaction with my dad was him screaming at me full volume that he would ruin my life because I asked him not to make fun of me while I was sick.

>>54655864
>manga
girls last tour
>book
Elantris

>>54655864
Bram Stoker's Dracula. Currently reading The Count of Monte Cristo and looking forward to rewatching Gankutsuou after nearly 20 years.

So why isn't she called an archivist?

I'm surprised by how many of you actually read, and not exclusively manga/LNs. Shiorin would be proud.

good morning shioreos

>>54663664
I read Dracula pretty recently and I was surprised by how much I liked it, at least until the last bit where it basically becomes a 19th century shonen adventure.

>>54663711
She is in charge of archiving all things in a big archives, I guess.

>>54663439
Personally I think you're all a pack of clowns. Just accept that people have different opinions and try to get along. It's not that difficult.

what do you think about audiobooks?

>>54663780
Yeah, the hypnosis tracking was pretty contrived. But everything before that was top notch, especially the ghost ship. That could easily stand as a short story on its own.

>>54663877
Not real reading.

>>54659236
I hate to tell you this, Anon, but the chances of you finding a legal virgin girl over the age of 18 dramatically declines every year older.

>>54663877
I've never listened to one

Bros... even Anya is laughing at our oshi...

https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1685492183032569856

>>54663877
Fine, nothing wrong with listening to them while doing other things.

First book club will be infinite jest. You've been warned.

>>54655864
Last novel I read was Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. As I had it in my backlog for the longest time ever.
Currently reading Universe in Flames and The Tech Mage.

>I like things that may not be alive, such as insects
What the fuck does this mean

>>54663877
I've tried one once but didn't like the way the narrator pronounced things and his reading pace. There's also the fact that you can't pause and quickly reread if there's a particularly complicated sentence or you missed a beat. So there are certain advantages with normal books.
But I do think it's just as fine as normal reading. Book snobs are just obnoxious.

>>54664044
that will be second. the first book club is The Bible cover to cover. after DFW, we're going to read all of City of God

>>54663877
I listened to I have no mouth and I must scream and it was good.

>>54664175
That she sees us as insects

>>54663867
>Opinion 1: I think people should be able to set healthy boundaries in social settings
>Opinion 2: If someone doesn't cede absolute control to me, they're being an uppity bitch and actively disrespecting me on a personal level and needs to be punished for it
>Opinion 3: I think opinion 1 and opinion 2 just need to accept their differences and get along!
kys tard

>>54663877
impossible for me. when i read, i tend to read whole pages and realize i didn't pay attention to a single word and then have to reread the whole page. i do the same thing in audiobooks, but i can't easily discern how long i haven't been paying attention. they also narrate much slower than i can read

>>54663877
If you're going to consume art then do it in the original medium. If you can't read a book then just listen to music or something.

what if she had hotaru's eyes?

>>54663877
no

>>54663877
I listened to someone read The Color Out of Space once as background noise. I absorbed almost none of it, and will have to read it myself at some point.

>>54663877
Radio dramas are better cause they're built for the medium desu.

>>54655864
I last finished a book in highschool. I can't even remember what one is was...

>>54655006
>I've dated a girl
get the fuck outta here, fucking normie

>>54664489
>The Color Out of Space once as background noise. I absorbed almost none of it,
That's a pity, the story is very good and doesn't deserve that treatment.

I wonder if Shiorin's actually read any Lovecraft. I'd kill to her thoughts on At the Mountains of Madness.

>>54664537
I also dated a girl, she was a normie and it was a mistake

>>54664386
...strangely, I think it might have fit her personality better? I'm fine either way though

>>54664321
Sounds like you just read too fast.

>>54664363
Before the written word, stories were transmitted orally. There's nothing wrong with listening to a storyteller. Of course, there are differences between someone actively telling you a story and simply listening to a recording, but those limitations also apply to books.

>>54664542
I read it from a book and absorbed none of it too tbdesu. Lovecraft is a super overrated writer who's mostly loved for his ideas rather than his executions imo

>>54664386
I really like Hotaru's eyes. From this edit I feel like it wouldn't fit somehow, but it would probably look better in the final product than this.

>>54664489
Because you did something else in the meantime, right? That's not a problem with the format. If you have ants in your pants and can't sit still for more than 5 minutes, that's a you problem.

>>54664386
What if she had Hotaru's tits?

>watched Shiori's debut with my friend
>of mice and men comes up
>he's never read it
wtf isnt that required reading in burger high schools?

>>54664717
They were told orally person to person rather than being translated from a written book to audio. So my point still stands. There's nothing wrong with radio plays, story podcasts, etc. The point is whether or not it was originally created for the audio format.

>>54664879
Over there it's known under the name "The Dangerous Retard"

>>54664751
I'd disagree, but he has a very specific style that you need to click with if you want to enjoy his stuff. Also a lot of his stories are too short for their own good, and needed to be like 10 pages longer to really flourish. Granted I shat on people for liking Joyce in an earlier thread so I'm probably just a hypocrite that likes tentacles and a guy writing about how the Inuit are descended from literal subhumans.

>>54664537
The trick to getting a lover is to have self confidence and be really autistic about your interests. Girls absolutely love a guy who can't stop sperging about the things he likes.

>>54664879
It's sad that the only classic on her list is the one she probably read in highschool. I guess you could also count sherlock Holmes, but that doesn't make it much better.

>>54664879
Required reading varies by school district and sometimes class to class depending on how much freedom the teacher has to plan their curriculum. I never had to read it myself.

>>54664879
Am burger, can confirm. It's one of my favorite books actually.

>>54664833
She basically does. Wouldn't be surprised if they're around the same size.

>>54664882
You haven't established what the problem is beyond "it's not the original format".

>>54664879
My class read the Great Gatsby instead. Come to think of it, I ought to reread that now that I'm not a 15 year-old being forced to.

>>54662654
First chuuba?
Reactions like this were all over Ame's Superliminal stream back then.

>>54665056
Nigger I've been watching chuubas since week two or three of Kizuna Ai, that's why I'm so affected by this actually hitting me. I'm not supposed to the thread schizo, I'm an old fag lurker.

>>54664977
Hmm. A big part of it is just being physically attractive. Then you don't need to care so much about how you act.

>>54655864
more of an RPG Maker guy, really hoping she'll lean into the game making stuff. played Undertale 2 last weekend, it was great.

>>54664996
That is the whole problem. By not experiencing a work in it's original format you will inevitably lose some aspect of the experience. Especially when it comes to audiobooks because in my opinion there's a big difference not only in listening vs. reading, but in the experience of sitting down and focusing on reading a book vs. listening to it while doing something else.

What is the best film adaption of a book that stays true to the text?