/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54568350
SLOPPY BLOWJOBS FROM BOTH

Sticking with Moe and Waabyuu.
Grudgepost me in a bit over 2 hours if wrong on both.

>>54568350
They'll both be cute dorks

>>54568350
Sex & UOH Sex

>>54568350
left tighter than right

>>54568350
Shiori = crazy chuuni who will have a menhera breakdown in 5 weeks
Koseki = Ina but not an artist

>>54568350
>Shiori
Cute
>Bijou
Cute

>>54568350
Left rape
Right rape

>>54568350
Left will be hag. Right will lean to hard into the loli pandering.

>Shiori
Hoping for
>cute autistic dork
Will probably get
>normie
>le
>Bijou
Hoping for
>cunny shitposter
Will probably get
>generic moe and asmr

>>54568350
Huge rrat. Right is unironically Vesper using a voice changer. Male fags leaked shit beyond my wildest dreams. Left will be a troon with a voice model trained on Moe. Twins confirmed GGN. Will be back with sauce later

>>54568350
Imagine one sucking the dick while the other rims your ass, bros.

>>54568746
MY SIDES WILL BE SPLIT LIKE A BANANA PEEL IF TRUE

>>54568757
which one would do the rimming?

Mid and Mid

People will so so disappointed when they realize Shiori will be "just" a dork and not an unhinged menhera. Bijou will be extremely cute, what remains to be seen is if she'll offer something more besides cuteness.

>>54568350

>>54569141
esl

>>54568350
I predict they will be vtubers.

>>54568350
beryl and waabyuu

>>54569351
As opposed to what?

>>54569261
RORU
RUMAO

>>54569351
Lies

>>54569489
Anything that's not a vtuber.

>>54569489
whores

They'll be my wife at the end of the streams.

Shiori is not white or asian and the avatar is not entirely dissimilar from her real life persona or at least the one she has used for streaming before.

Shiori is Nina Kosaka
Bijou is Wabyuu

>>54569923
Pleasebeblackpleasebeblackpleasebeblack

>>54570073
she's not black either

>>54570109
She is not human

>>54570046

who?

idk man, I don't even like holo I just hope the one on the left is sex

>>54570109
I'm running low on ethnicities. Hispanic? Indian? Persian? Arab?

I know people are doomposting that Shiori might end up not being an edgy goth girl or w/e but rather more gap-moe instead, but I doubt she's gonna go that route as she seems to be aware that people want that out of her and clearly doesn't seem to have a problem with it cause she retweets alot of the edgy art of her.

>>54568350
Here is my prediction. To counteract the decline in homo collab viewership, the pendulum will swing back and all 5 new girls will be the most strident yuri-baiter and will compete with Kiara in this. This will lead to a renaissance of yurifags, which will quickly reduce the new girls' viewership to Kiara's level. Unfortunately.

>>54571370
Inuit

Who do you think Nerissa could be? Must be one who's good at singing

they'll average sub-5k ccv by the end of the year

>>54570943
Go watch Twitch, there's plenty of vwhores thataway, we don't do that here.

>>54568350
Slut + kusogaki

>>54568410
>Deleted
Guess this anon was right.

>>54569261
this place will never recover

>>54571588
It never really began

>>54568350
left will be a shotacon and right will be a lolicon

>>54568350
OP is gonna suck dick.

I guess it makes sense if Shiori is what people are guessing who she is because in one of the investor interviews they answered that the overseas audience isnt watching streams as much post covid era and they watch more shorts because they dont have as much time as before. So they looked for someone who is good at making them.
She really is the HoloEN Bin Benbose

>>54571370
I will link to all her other social media after the debut but plenty of people will figure out as soon as she opens her mouth

I dont want to say because what if I'm right and then she sees my post and won't do it!!

Giantess vore goddess on the left
Most annoying member on the right

Judging by bijou's retweets and her choice of oshi mark, she's going to be an unapologetic shitposter.

Shiori, I'm expecting basically nothing from, I think she's going to be the bottom of her gen and just a generic talent.

>>54568746
Now this is a furry, smelly rrat if I ever saw one.

Bijou will be Gura 2. For better or for worse.

>>54572880
but will she stream?
will chumbuds have a land gura as a backup to fall back on during "breaks"?

Things will continue to regress to the mean, such that views will continue to decline as normal people who only watch Hololive for entertainment return to what they watched before HoloEn (not jp, because who in their right mind is going to learn another language just to watch anime girls). Hololive will return to being a very niche thing, this will unfortunately reduce production values, however only the most diehard mentally ill fans will be left.

Why do so many people think any of them are Moe? I figured Moe was done with vtubing after 4 years of it and eternally being the butt of jokes by virtue of albeit unknowingly being a part of Eilene's darker than black shitshow.

>>54573009
she's already planning on filling the hole gura left behind

>>54573153
Moe was one of the most jaded vtubers I have seen, but there is a lot of evidence. Who knows, maybe she changed.

>>54569141
I want to listen to Shiori sperg out about the books she's been reading. I hope she is "just" a dork.

>>54573359
If there's evidence I'll believe it, but having seen second-hand the shit she's been put through since Moemi was the fresh new hotness I just genuinely cannot imagine her wanting to come back for another 4. She never seemed stupid to me, just afraid to back out.

>>54573153
>Pending, Moe's best friend follows ONLY advent
>Made doll of shiori at speed so fast that's only possible for someone that knew in advance (Similar to the Kronii friend fanart thing)

>>54568746
This rrat is so big it set off a trap and didn't even notice.

>>54569269
Aside from typoing "so" for "be", the English there is perfectly fine, anon.

>>54573204
I'd fill their holes, if you catch my drift, if you are picking up what I'm putting down, if you know what I mean

>>54573153
>Novella had the same eye graphic used in previous videos
>her vtuber friend made a doll for her first and Novella followed her before unfollowing

It's no doubt it's her

>>54568350
first girl will do a kronni
second girl will play an insufferable personality that will not fade until 5 months in the future and then she'll become one of the best streamers ever, but by then nobody will give her a chance and she'll stay on homo numbers forever, anyone who watches her will swear in her greatness but will be seen as a annoying cult follower, imagine Anya but worse

>>54573153
newer evidence others may have not said
>sources her assets on twitter
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684617000872468483
https://twitter.com/Vtuber_Moe/status/1662941321139568640
>another one of her friends followed her first, retweeted her, and drew fanart of her
https://twitter.com/Eisues/status/1684907891059462144
>handwriting match on pic related

>>54574214
>on homo numbers forever

grim fate

>>54573698
Twitter has been broken for a while now, it’s not showing all 310 accounts he’s following

>>54568350
>>54572880
>>54573204

I don't want a Gura clone.
I want a Princess Renner from Overlord.
Cute loli on the outside, evil sadist on the inside.
Bijou has shown her crazy eyes in the MV.
Only this would give Gura some competition. A red Gawr and evil Bijou collab would set EN records.

I'd be upset if Hololive passes up this kino opportunity.

>>54574413
Fair, but also see >>54574305 regarding handwriting. Same way Bijou / Waabyuu was confirmed.

>>54574528
You should maybe prepare yourself for disappointment now, anon… I can’t see Bijou’s personality or dynamic being anything deeper than par-for-the-course cutesy moeblob.

i am a simple schizo no homo collabs and i am happy

>>54574305
All of these are fair enough then. I'll believe you guys but I genuinely am shocked but happy for her to finally get something good going her way. Or at least, better than Eilene.

>>54575072
Shiori or Nerissa WILL give a “we are not friends” speech a la Fauna and collab with men and you will watch it

>>54575072
Same here brother, exact opposite circumstances though. I want nothing to do with non unity chads. If the girls acknowledge holostars though, I'll give them a chance. Fucking hate the NO MALES SHIT. Like nigga, I am a male so what you don't want me here either? You just want my money while you pretend to much carpets? Fuck that shit, if you can't acknoledge my homies than I won't give you the time of day or money. Not begging, just stating it like it is, the chickies can do what they will, and I'll only fund the shit I'm interested in, and that's unity chad shit.

>>54568350
Hoping both are pure.

>>54571590
ayy kek, how sad

>>54575669
Absolutely based

>>54575684
>does he know?

>>54569351
That's retarded anon.

>>54575669
they do it for the doller homie, dont hate the player.

>>54568350
One of them is my low 2view oshi.
Mini I miss you!

>>54568350
Left is Vesper
Right is Magni

>>54568350
The left one will be project Harune. It came to me in a dream

>>54569261
Imma be honest, that's kinda fucked up for niji. I get why she would leave but if it moved that fast it would actually affect shit even outside of their sphere, yeah vt would not recover but so would other places

>>54568350
Shiori being a very soft spoken cute girl
Bijou being an earnest ESL

Bijou will talk about how she isn't flat and rub it in the face of the walls.

>>54568350
they're both cinnamon rolls and the gemstone is beryl

>>54568350
they will be good

>>54569261
The absolute state of this board would fucking implode if Nina is a gen3. It be funny to watch

>>54569261
Holy shit it would be the final yab.

>>54587492
Ok seriously, how did y'all figure things out?

>>54588783
Refer to >>54573698 >>54574305
It's not that hard.

>>54589357
Fair