/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Graduate Magni Dezmond

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/ojeOcERn5lk
https://youtu.be/ojeOcERn5lk
https://youtu.be/ojeOcERn5lk

>>54446848
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Terminate Noir Vesper

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/67lE2mO4un0
https://youtu.be/67lE2mO4un0
https://youtu.be/67lE2mO4un0

>>54446900
just tuned in why is there a lot of gifts already did he say something

>he doesnt want the cover to flop
heard that?

Why do people keep telling Altare his covers "can be better"? Jesus, just be supportive and let the guy release something for once.

>>54447132
it's kinda normal

altare has no yesmen

>>54447208
Ok Altare

>>54447208
Made me sad to hear. He needs the positive affirmations more than anyone.

>>54447132
Altare tends to get lots of gifts at the beginning and end because people don't want to disrupt the stream

>>54447208
If it's just one extra week then a slight delay for a better end product is preferable considering the time and money invested into covers.

>>54446902
Mashaltare

I MISS NOWA

Who has the hottest model in tempus and why is it Regis Altare?

your boy died to butterflies
massive reset due to not saving enough and overextending
great playthrough so far

>Altare sleeps poorly and doesn't eat that much
Well it can't be that serious right?
>Altare stops his 3am murder walks
Oh fuck

>almost no sleep
>poor diet
>neglecting exercise
Leader... All of those things contribute to worsening depression.

>>54447587
It's the combination of lizard eyes and :3 mouth. Irresistible.

>I'll rest when I'm dead
That's gonna happen this year at this rate

I was reading DeadTube earlier and realized the MC shares many similarities with ryona Bettelions

altare is vesyume prime because ive been the exact same way ever since nowa has been away

>>54446902
Amen.

Altare is so retarded
Enjoy your half year health hiatus in the near future, cultare

>>54447717
Ah, no wonder I am so fucked.

>>54447692
Altventurers. You gotta kill them women at 3am since Leader can't do that right now

Unrelated reminder to not bite bait

>>54447589
I think there’s 2 possibilities.
>They arent coming back and are keeping quiet about it until after EN3 debut probably letting them stream for a while
>they are coming back but only after EN3 debuts and streams for a while so no attention is diverted and they probably wouldnt be happy about it either

>>54447672
Glad you're enjoying

didn't seem like he's gonna care about his health anytime soon

>>54447811
Nah, it's the Mag**** he's missing.

>>54447994
>Violent necrophilia ensued

>vesper and magni return
>altare is immediately hospitalized due to being a workaholic

"club activites"

Got cought, vesper enjoying axel and nazuna' stream

>>54448123
clubbing seals

>Flayon does period stream
>My period starts
WE ARE

why is axel a giant amongus

>>54446902
amen

Blessing this thread

thigh appreciation, very based

>>54447587
If you mean hottest by who would die in the summer heat because of all of the layers he is wearing, then sure Altare it is

>>54448220
I'M GOING TO FUCK IT

>new tempus fan
>never seen a flayon stream
>watch the period sim stream
>dick is 100% erect
what the fuck

Roostare

>>54448486
God damn it, not another Machiroon

>>54448523
hi bitch

>>54448486
congrats

>>54447767
His control over his expressions is also hypnotizing... RIIDA LOVE

>>54448486
You're a faggot, Harry.

>>54448486
you're either a woman or you're gay, either way congratulations, you're now a machiroon

Altare wants to RV to the boys,,,,

>>54448486
We lost another one...

>>54448680
>dick is 100% erect
>you're either a woman or you're gay
anon...

>>54447932
yeah, he isn't as autistic about the game as I am so he doesn't really know what he's doing but he is enthusiastic about giving it an honest try

I think Altare might like fishing more than Nowa

>>54448667
i already accepted i was a faggot i just didnt think it would be this brat
correction must be given

>>54448723
Vaginas are inverted penises

altare is taking merch ideas.

I want Leader fishing handcam stream
Knowing his luck he'll fall into the lake

>>54446902
Amen and stay hydrated over the weekend.

>>54448971
nevermind he's in a boss fight now.

>>54448723
Lmao

>>54447911
It’s a shame EN3 is what’s causing this to drag out most likely

wow those sure are some soundclips waiting to happen

>Altare would only touch Zelda's chest

>>54448987
https://youtu.be/sNRa-06OU-g
I want him to do it like this

gavis bettel.. please stream its been 4 days im too weak for this please come back... if anyone wants to punch me i'd appreciate the distraction...

>>54449344
I'm very doubtful. It's just a coincidence.

>>54448987
Sopping wet leader crying from embarassment ToT

>>54449457
the ryona-ers have become the ryona'd

>Snailtare merch
Owari da.

>>54448916
If my very basic understanding of fetal development is correct, then it's more like a dick and clit originate as the same basic structure, and develop accordingly to their exposure to different hormones. The dick is simply the version that has undergone gigachadification from high levels of testosterone.

>snailtare merch
YAY

>>54449398
based

>>54449584
if i remember correctly this is also roughly the same reason why men have nipples

>>54449535
can you pls explain to me what ryona is

"altare has no yesmen"
his cult is right there
snailtare merch isn't gonna sell half as well as he think it is because of his chat

>>54449560
Why would i ever buy this?

>>54449666
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryona
tl;dr
It's a fetish for beating the shit out of people

>>54448800
all zoomers love virtual fishing but actual fishing sucks

>>54449560
i'd buy snailtare merch if it wasn't on ALL of his fucking merch.

>>54449759
o-oh i see thank you

>>54449794
leader just talked about some of his irl fishing trips and how much he loves going fishing

>>54449489
>sopping wet
>crying
TOT

>>54449794
fuck you real fishing is great

>>54449457
Strongest Bettel Fan

>>54449794
Literal thread reader lol

>>54449794
They will never know the joy of sitting at the dock or middle of the lake/river. Just you, a cooler with your beer or soda, radio and etc.

>>54447807
What does this mean?

>>54449794
blue nigga loves fishing and camping for real though

>ring merch
Oh no Altare is gonna become the Rushia of Tempus

>5 to 6 months until he streams with ShotaTare again
Wow I'm actually angry now

is there any end of dead cells or is it the type of game with endless level? I found it boring so I never pay attention only have the stream on because he's pretty much my oshi

>>54449794
Wdym, you don't like sitting on a boat, casting the line for few hours, having a small surge of adrenaline every time you feel a nibble while ultimately you catch only one fish that is too small by regulations to take home. The lake we go to is being overfished to hell. I still enjoy sitting on the boat with the rod and seeing different birds fly about

>Altare divorce vp

>>54450257
altare please… we’ll take greenscreen streams come on

real cheating husband experience

>>54450269
The true end is doing 5 boss cells. That's basically doing no-hit on every stage level

>spent almost 3k on cover
How does Hakka do it monthly...

nearly 3k...

>>54450269
he wants to beat at least 2 boss cells iirc

>>54450500
Cheap mexican labour

you know for someone everyone calls a normie altare is kind of a fussy neurotic weirdo with clear mental illness issues

imagining spending that much and still get a shit mix (I hope not

cultare are gonna do their playlist reps daily for his new cover right?

Vesper...

>>54450613
Don't jinx it. Remember his absolute bad luck

i miss vesper. i wish autistic paranoid schizotypal men were real

>>54450500
By being close friend with them

>>54450604
how are you realizing this just now
is it because vesper is the bigger menhera

>>54450439
>>54450536
how many stage level are there? is he still far from beating at least 2 boss cells?

>>54450500
How? I've seen people offer competent tuning/timing services for like 20$ on Twitter. There's good producers that have worked with several large corpo vtubers that compose, write, sing, mix, and produce a song for 800 dollars. What the hell is he doing?

>>54450738
i just get reminded of it every time i watch him stream.

>>54450757
He probably did a lot of revisions. There's also the art and video editing to consider

>>54450757
maybe it has something to do with the art? art for mvs can get quite pricey

JOBBER

the aliens have been here since the dawn of humanity

>>54449584
yeah but women's clits can also get erect

Axel "anything that I did wrong is a bug" Syrios

I can't take any alien talk seriously

damn that lawn mower loud

gablis bepple tweeted :3 https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1684941797125226496

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Ohmanah merch has been shipped!

I thought koreans don't live at suburbs

>>54451268
Lol

>none of my cover merch has shipped
>ohmonah merch hasnt shipped
hate this third world shithole (america) so much

shilltare strikes again

>>54451268
Looking forward to the arc where the guild thinks Bettel has rabies and needs to be put down.

I gotta be honest, it's been a very long time since I've listened to a comfy leader stream and I feel myself slipping for his hypnosis rn

>>54451093
Silly anon, humanity are the alien. We are the alien ourselves.
It's just we were better at masking our body to immitate earth's lifeform and have deniability that we are aliens even towards our own brothers. Fast forward hundred thousand years and we succeeded convincing everyone that we are not one.
Ever wonder why animals can't build civilization like us? It all came from the skies from our Motherland.

>>54451385
I'm in bongland and in the same spot.
Haven't even gotten my half anni merch from January kek

>>54451385
I'm in America, Ohmanah has gone out to mostly the US so far

>>54451385
they shipped my merch. sucks to be you

>>54451420
I have him up in the background but I keep getting drawn to watch on my 2nd monitor

>>54451385
Skill Issue anon

>>54450604
I imagine that it's because of his knowledge on entertainment media

>>54447860
John Maggington you are my husband now

Honestly Vesper would go ham with this alien news, too bad he got kidnapped

>>54451494
youre the first person on my list

Axel you retard

peanutanon...

would betsy stream today?

>>54452333
doubt

>doesn't like cauliflower, cherry tomatoes, peanuts, and shrimp
>likes cold mcdonald's chicken nuggets
My little brother and his picky eating habits ToT

Niu's so sex.

>>54452379
Shrimp are disgusting.
Ever since I learned that black line on their backs is shit I haven't been able to eat any

>>54452379
But thats incest

>>54452467
it's what

>>54452467
? you have to remove it when cleaning shrimp before cooking

idiot kek

To those who don't watch GTA. Axel basically spoils the entire heist plan RPR came with to another gang.

>>54451268
That's nice dear now WHEN WILL YOU STREAM AAAAIIIIIIEEEE

>>54452604
Rpr should use a fat model

>>54452540
It's their digestive tract but it's basically just a little bit of ocean dirt

bettel should do icecream sucking amsr tweet space

>>54452645
architect sisters...

>>54452333
if he's too busy with moving he wont but he seems to be addicted to working otherwise, considering how much he always fills up his schedule and so if he can he probably will, idk. The thing is he talked about getting rid of a lot of stuff like his broken dresser and shit so he'll probably need to go get new furniture.

i really hope he will stream cuz im losing it but i can accept whatever life gives me

I need to learn how to draw
Dingo and Niu banging is top priority

>All these mushroom lovers
Yuck

Vesper doko

altare got some perms apparently

>>54452712
only hakka and vesper are worth fattening up

>daily video
he will die

>>54447807
Forcing Bettel to watch and film me brutally murder the people around him ToT

>>54453218
perms for what

i hate shorts

>>54453372
Dwarfs are funny though

>>54453372
>t.elf

>>54453372
But they're comfy and easy to wear...

>>54453372
helps with the algo tho

JGB from a 4 day work trip I heard leader's cover got moved, is podcast still on achedule?

>>54453525
yeah both next week

>>54453525
Yeah, cover is now next Friday. Podcast is still the 31st.

>>54453598
so it's basically confirmed that magni and vesper are back on the 31st then since they have to be in the podcast... right????

>>54453598
>>54453594
Something to look forward to... Thanks anons

He should focus on vocal lessons before dance lessons aiya

>>54453629

>>54453629
Podcast isn't only them it can be any combination

>>54453629
The podcast is already recorded and edited and has revolving cast members.

>>54453753
>>54453795
>>54453796
LET ME HAVE THIS, ANONS

Where is vesper...

>>54453796
The first podcast will be a kino full HQ collab, it'll be released after Magni and Vesper return at the end of the month

>>54453888
Inside my stomach

>>54453910
>>54453796
>>54453753
H-hopium...i will drink it...

I wanted to post and this came up wtfff

>>54454073
how many newfags are on this general

>>54453888
In my stomach.

>Holo doesn't own the rights to a mascot made for Altare
Lmao?

>>54454073
Are you outside on someone else’s internet?

Buntare not own by Holopro?!

>>54454153
Gateway board

It's not until Altare mentions it that I become aware again the boys are supposed to dance on stage eventually.

>>54454153
Probably a huge number. Look at the catalog. Does that look like the rest of 4chan to you?

>>54454198
I am at work but internet is mine

>>54454215
>/mans/ to underages and newfags will be what /a/ was to when code geass aired
god im getting old

>>54450500
Well. maybe he's saving and aiding his family for some time.

>>54448987
Cute clumsy wet leader~

>>54452379
>pickier eater than bettel
>doesn’t make it his whole personality

>>54454284
You're using a router on that workplace?

They should play beyblade X

>>54454158
Betsy should be pregnant 24/7/365

AXELLLLL

>>54454260
what if they accidentally break their knees and can no longer dance

>>54454284
Idk bro, my 5G at home is normal but my 5G at work says I have an expired ban from /mu/ when I've never posted on that board. The same exact expired ban shows up daily for the past week

>Tell Axel to let me come over

>>54454680
Retard would just say there's nothing to do there

>>54454734
Eachother ToT

>>54452645
Vesper, if you have time to suggest shit like this you have time to stream

>>54454734
didn’t he already say this exact thing? he keeps declining altare’s desire to offcollab with him kek

Axel just wants to meet them in Japan

>>54454734
Dude, he just doesn't want Leader to go to his house. What if he wet the bed like his old friend?
But really now, Axel lives with his whole family, he probably doesn't feel comfortable bringing someone over even if Leader gets an hotel room for himself

>>54454864
Fuck japan

Why doesn't Axel go to Ameri- I mean South Elysium

>>54453372
If Altare brought it up its because hes a numberfag and wants a big sub count like Rin Penrose.

>>54454919
The have a roadtrip. Look at that huge rock thing, punch a kangaroo, ogle at a nudist beach, get high with the abos. Do what miyabi did back then with his vlogs

Altare's doing totk, hopefully a group collab and a zatsu for his cover

>>54454814
Vestie in the confession closet talking about how it has too much lust for old autistic men

Oh, YouTube made emotes bigger on mobile, I may finally understand what Hakka's emotes are.

>>54455084
I agree with you, there's a bunch of stuff to do as a tourist, but Axel living there while having a japanese brain just doesn't see the appeal.
And as he said before, he would like them to spend the money flying to Japan instead, where he thinks there's a bunch of cool stuff to do and people to meet.

>>54455124
im sorry for lusting over erotic autistic old men

>>54455073
No, he acknowledged that shorts could help his channel grow but didn't care about doing them

>>54454827
Yes, he's told him there's nothing to do in North Elysium a bunch of times, but he needs to just suck it up. Altare really isn't hard to impress. Eating a medium-rare steak was an exciting new experience for this kid.

Australia beside wildlife tourism offers nothing else. But I guess that's perfect for Altare's taste which is basically a watered down Vesper's hiking hobby.

>>54455238
Altare could roleplay his survivalist dreams there. In their backyard

Remember when those animations on the StarsEn channel were a sort of countdown for the HQ anniversary? I still wonder what it was hyping...

>>54455249
I've only watched 1 (uno) shorts from Altare which is basically just Vsai sniper shot compilation. That's not a good content for shorts

>>54455424
And yet this is the best short produced by anyone in Tempus
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r_cIp3fX8UM

>>54455424
Well yeah, he briefly talked about what he could do that could make good shorts but overall didn't care that much about the subject

>>54455424
>complain because you assume altare wants to do shorts
>complain because altare isn’t doing shorts
are you retarded?

yeah right

>>54455615
Idk maybe I am. What is the point of the question again? I'm not opposed to any ideas

Did someone really just ask leader to do a watch along of the girls' debut?

>>54455697
im glad Altare is getting free money from these retards

>>54455749
they'll chargeback

>>54455697
i’m assuming he’s just going to completely ignore this superchat kek

>>54455740
A watchalong of the watchalong even

>>54455769
thats a thing that happens with SC's in holo? thought that was just a twitch thing

>>54455697
Where is spreadsheets anon when you need them?

leader cute

magussy

>>54455424
That was commissioned by management btw, because they thought it would be cool.
Yeah, Cover paid for a yt shorts on Selen's channel

>>54455814
>lizard eye
>elephant ears
>cute

>>54455848
wasn't it commissioned by axel

>>54455697
Lmao, imagine paying money to suggest a watchalong of a watchalong.

man if Magni and Vesper were around we couldve had DA SQUAD watch the new debuts...

>>54454864
>Japan
Nowa...

>>54455876
yes, altare is cute, anon. personality always triumphs.

>>54455814
Look at my smug face next to my littlebrotherboyfriend...cute

>>54455885
The baking stream video was.

>>54455771
No he replied earnestly

>>54455917
>personality
>mysognist rapist
>cute, again

>>54455876
>implying lizards and elephants aren't cute

>>54455895
Jap wouldn't let them

When do the two best boys come back?

>>54456006
yes, cute!

>>54455885
Yeah, he commissioned VCap

falseflaggers galore

>>54456006
the cutest!

>>54456103
just want him back

>>54455951
Was his earnest answer “no”?

>>54456134
Well suggest some horror VR game stream then so he can use it

>>54456006
the cutest in the whole world

>>54456145
Yeah

>>54456103
>>54456200
If Altare doesn't give me back my sweet and cute Shotatare soon I'm gonna go fucking insane

Twitch won't let you torture yourself with electric shocks for content but Youtube will. Sasuga.

>Leader is sharing his auto erotic shock fetish

>>54456299(me)
meant to reply to >>54456134

>>54456200
>>54456299
I'd watch a switch sports stream with it too

>>54456338
Twitch also won't allow alcoholic streams like Axel's roulette because someone almost died.

Altare with a shock collar??? ToT

>new Pokemon anime
>But its cgdct bullshit
Basically like every anime these days.

>>54456579
All of tempus with shock collars

>>54455895
DA SQUAD?

at least make your bait realistic

>>54456728
DUH SQUID!!11

I feel Altare has the same crush towards Audrey Hepburn like that Neutral Milk Hotel guy towards Anne Frank

magmites on my TL are now pretending theyre being breastfed by him and calling him mama.. please return already

Trying to organize all these people seems like a nightmare. I'm expecting a crashed cars within seconds

why is it everyone's birthday

>>54456955
Magni would be proud

>>54456955
Are they…posting any fanart to go along with it…? Asking for a friend

Altare's always a little mushy but he's been really mushy lately

love blue fuck

>>54457068
theres a fanart going around of him feeding a magmite but the artist is menhera and would freak out if her stuff was posted on /vt/

>>54457139
he’s kind of going through it

>>54453372
Men that wear tight shorts are giving consent to being ground against in the queue. Just saying.

>>54455424
This is going to make me sound like such a zoomer but i thought that short was so kino

>>54457139
feeling vulnerable maybe. with the boys missing and all his projects about to come out

Axel and Altare should play that coop F1 2023 story mode

>>54457198
You mean this one?

>>54457242
Zoomer

Oga's "Arutea herro" is so cute

I won’t lie… I’ve gained a deeper appreciation for the blue nigga since Magni and Vesper disappeared.

>>54456955
I feel like I'm really out of the loop with magmites calling Magni mama, is it because of mother's day?

hate magmites

>>54457373
he did birth a whole generation of Tempus

>>54457292
me on the bottom right

>>54457390
I really like this Nowa erasure movement by Momi.

>>54457451
how is it erasure if shes drawing him?

i love magmites need to platonically make out with one to feel better about vesper

>>54457414
t. magni

>>54457390
He looks like sephiroth now

>>54457198
let us know their username then

>>54457390
She needs to stop doing this. I don't want even more vesties annoying Shinri with their menhera nonsense

>>54457494
That's Shinri

I'm still really surprised that Cover doesn't own the bunnies with designs based on their talents lmfao.
That's so dumb.

>>54457370
I've had the opposite happen. The only reason I gave tempus a try was because of Vesper. Now I just find them all annoying--bar maybe Bettel

Graduate Jeffrey Guterman

>>54457720
No, that's Vesper in Shinri's outfit. Look at the eye colour. It's a companion to this.

>>54457752
time to find a different hobby nigga

>>54457796
kys

>>54457611
Don't worry I don't watch Shinji he's boring

This drawing is cute

Why did Altare put Vesper on the thumbnail if he's not even in the stream?

>>54457847
based pathetic men yume

>>54457858
finish Eva, Altare

>>54457858
I don't watch Shinji either, guy won't stop crying and get into the robot.

>>54457919
wdym that dude was in the stream

>>54457858
Yeah alright this is why you got cucked by kaworu, asuka

>>54456955
>>54457292
Do us magmites share a singular brain cell? Calling Magni mama wasn't even a thing before he went missing but the urge has been creeping up on me the past few days and now there's art of my delusions. Maybe this is kind of like how kids all around the world drew the same cool S shape on their desks before social media existed

>>54457910
why the nail polish?

>>54450500
Yesterday in Only Up he told us that making covers is very expensive since he pays everything out of pocket, but he would still do it even if he had 1 dollar in the bank

>>54457798
Why is Angeal wearing Vesper's outfit?

>>54457910
CUTE ALTYUME…

>>54457292
....huh

Altlifeguard

>>54458040
y'know how in Vocaloid fanart they give them respective color nailpolish?

>>54458314
Why is Phantom wearing a bikini

dude why is axel driving like he's fucking dumb

>>54458314
>trusting Altare to not watch you die through his binoculars

>>54458544
>like

>>54458544
Do you let your dog drive?

>>54458671
Hot either way.

Jeffrey Guterman? More like Jeffrey Badman

>>54458314
Why did they make ma boi Phantom wear a bikini when he's always naked?

>>54458982
People dress up dogs all the time

>>54458982
He doesn't have to, it just makes him feel sexy.

What is this tension between Dingo and arupi

if i have a sex with bettel, would phantom feel it?

>>54459135
rpr is losing it after dealing with Axel's making mistakes the whole time for two whole weeks.

>>54459286
Maybe if you had a few sex

>>54459135
i’m not watching right now, are they falling apart

Get back online you bumb

>>54459743
>bumb
esl chan..

>>54459782
It means homeless person you esl

StarsID when

>>54459931
when t3mpus happens im sure of it

i love altare a lot

I want my merch...

>>54459931
I am not from indonesia but I seen a lot of ID anons saying how bad that would be, I think is something to do with how male streamers behave there or something like that, I dont remember

>>54460151
ID men would give Vesper a run for his money with how menhera they are

>>54459931
>>54460151
wouldn't be surprised considering how SEAmen already are on this board

https://twitter.com/moonmistblue/status/1684789424498888704?s=20
Maguni would get a kick out of this

Can I get a rundown on what's been happening in GTA today?

my ohmonah merch shipped!

>>54460201
>SEAmen
They had no chance of not being faggots

>>54459872
The correct word is bum, not bumb you actual esl