/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Just finished the screencap of today's disaster. Enjoy.

>>5440219
Apples upset my stomach :(

Looks like ringo thread lost its flow after the last thread.
Don't worry I will bump it for you, because I haven't laugh like this for a while

I-I don't know how we can have ringo threads ever again after today's events

>>5444387
we can keep going

>>5440323
was the semen absolutely necessary?

>>5440323
I love this board, godspeed fellow holobronies

>>5444577
Yes

Your oshi
Her ringo tasting notes

>>5440323

>>5440323
I honestly can't wait for the next suisei stream, maybe we'll get actual footage him drinking it

>>5440219
https //imgur com/a/WCZlITA

>>5440323
care to post that bottom art by itself?

>>5446566
Seriously, you guys don't even try the post id is literally there.

JWU why is Gura's song fucking japanese

i feel proud to have been there from the early stages saluting op before he posted proof it was actually urine. Sad that i fell asleep when the rest of mongolian basketweaving forum became aware of it.

>>5440323
I have no words. It's not about being cringe or being kino anymore, it's more than that...

>>5440323
what did suzy ever do to deserve this?

>>5448498
>First LSD anon
>Now piss scientist anon
I don't know but at this point I'm affraid what's coming next

>>5440323
fuck this board

>>5448669
Some Hoshiyomi shoots up a Chinese embassy? Who knows?

>>5449045
Nah, that's gonna be a kiryu-kai

>>5440323
I refuse to share oxygen with such people

>>5448498
it doesn´t make sense
>haatons would make sense since she is a degenerate
>rushia would make sense because her gfe melts brains
>even zomrads make more sense
but suzy is just a normal girl that likes singing and streaming

>>5449499
>but suzy is just a normal girl that likes singing and streaming
That's the appeal, she tries too much to maintain the idol façade. Perverting it brings much satisfaction.

>>5449499
unironically, it's the tetris.


Unfortunately, tetris is like one of the big 3 that draws in autists. Sonic, Tetris, and Magic the Gathering. These three things are almost unrivaled in drawing in autistic people, and there's almost no rhyme or reason as to why, they just do.

>>5449131
Those are mostly normalfags so I don't think anything will happen. The party starts when the chinks go after Watame.

>>5449966
Didn't they already doxx and sign up a chink to the military?

>>5450222
Yes, all for tricking her into replying to the wrong account on twitter.

>>5450292
Dangerously based

>>5440219
I’m going to steal all her Ringo. Then I’m going to destroy all the Ringo factories

>>5449499
For me, it's because piss fetishism is about subverting the image of feminine purity. Women act like clean and elegant creatures who don't sweat, stink or use the toilet. To watch, overhear or otherwise experience them pissing is a point of shame for them because it shatters the facade and reminds the viewer that no human can escape their nature. For an idol, especially one like Sui-chan who claims to never use the bathroom, the image of purity is much more intense. That makes the subversion of the image proportionally more impactful; it's more attractive to see a beautiful and graceful girl like Suisei on the toilet than a normal girl who doesn't bother hiding it.

>>5449925
>tries too much to maintain the idol façade
Out of curiosity, would you become less interested if she started breaking that façade? If Suisei was streaming and said "I'll be right back, I need to pee", would the appeal be lost?

It would still be hot, but in a very different way. A girl open about peeing is nice as well.

>>5444577
No, he said he just couldn't stop it cuz Suisei was streaming and he smelled the piss and got horny

>>5450937
Probably not, because she already got us hooked on her ringo. If she drops it it will have the opposite effect, we'll become more interested. It would be boring if a girl pandered to us from the start, the joy is in corrupting someone pure.

>>5453656
So there's nothing she can do to escape?

>>5455692
She won't be left alone until she is mindbroken

>ringo
>they lack critical information

>>5453656
>It would be boring if a girl pandered to us from the start, the joy is in corrupting someone pure.
What about Airi's pee ASMR?

Dare I say
Ringlobal

>>5440323
Hololive has been so worth it to see this sort of crazy. I fucking love it. Ever since Mori Brap, the expectations have been high and they keep getting met

>>5440323
I dont get why the piss is so yellow. Suisei piss would be almost transparent or apple savoured for all the liquid she has to drink to not hurt her throat same with all the girls. They must have all clean piss

>>5446527
Any plans to divide the folder and not having Ringo and chocolate together? having chocolate at the end would be good for people who only like ringo

>>5459083
Surely it should be yellow because she drinks mostly apple juice?

>>5440323
treat yourself to a fuckload of grilled meat, ringanon. You have to match suisei's diet if you want to match her ringo tasting notes.

>>5459779
nah, too lazy. It took me a while to go in gen order already.

>>5450638
Why would you do that anon? Suisei would be sad if she ran out of ringo juice.

>>5449927
That could explain hoshiyomis, including me, behavior with some things
t. hoshiyomi

>>5455692
>>5450937
>>5456041

For every bit she is corrupted, it is even more compelling. For every bit she gives in, it will inspire the fetishists to push her further down that road. Let me show you how, if she goes down a dark path, it will only make things even more exciting:
First, it might be a very small thing. Perhaps there's some story she wants to tell from her daily life, but as a part of the story, she indirectly implies she went to the bathroom. The feedback is positive, maybe it's clipped a lot and more people start visiting her stream. But then her growth goes back down afterwards, so she decides to "slip up" again, this time accidentally confirming she had to go piss.
But then, she gets into the habit. People now start tuning in for the next "mistake", so she gets bolder and more explicit each time. At some point she has to know the audience can tell she's doing it on purpose; it's common knowledge. So she starts to drop the act, incorporating an uncharacteristic gross joke in there to become the talk of the community all over again. At some point, she might do something that will compromise her in the eyes of her fans that only want her to be seiso, leading to backlash and abandonment. Her audience would still be large but it would only have the crowd that responds well to her compromising her image. Her livelihood has become dependent on her corrupting the pure idol that she so carefully crafted.
People would keep tuning in, week after week, wondering what she would do next. When will she fart on stream? When will she agree to the piss-holding endurance challenge stream? When will she deliberately shit herself herself? All this time, we're bolstered by the knowledge that this wasn't her dream, this wasn't what she expected when she got into the idol business. But with each step she takes, she further gives herself over to us, and the further she sacrifices her own dignity. All while her parents are watching as well.

She'll most likely never reach the stage where she trades her seiso audience for fetishists. But even if she did do that, it would all the more compelling that her dreams were broken in the process.

>>5446527
Based

>>5464300
The first step in your post actually happened. When Suisei told her story about meeting Mito at V-Carnival, she mentioned entering the toilets only to realise the mistake and add that she was just washing her hands.
https://youtu.be/5NZaZAnjAcw?t=82
Also, she actually did two rounds of pee-holding Tetris, but because it's Tetris, she never even got mildly uncomfortable.

>>5467777
Here's hoping that she makes more mistakes. Especially if they're not so accidental

>>5440323
So this... this is TRUE kino.

>>5464300
what are suisei's shits like?

>>5446527
Can someone create a different album for Nijisanji?

>>5464300
It would be crazy if she made an alt persona that was the opposite of her and indulged in bodily function fetishes.

>>5472310
Hoshikawa's piss! Drinking Hoshikawa's fresh sour piss!

>>5469889
Please, don't. There's a high chance you're going to attract some certified shit scientist.

>>5440323
I wonder if Suisei knows about this

you people are sick

>>5477528
I sincerely hope not.

>>5477687
there's nothing wrong with pee, multiple hololive girls are into it too.
scatfags are beyond help though.

>>5440219
Still not buying it. He didn't even show pictures of the perfume or nitric acid components.

>>5440323
Holy fuck

>>5477687
Not yet, because I'm not drinking my oshis piss by the gallons (yet).

>>5478414
based but also cringe

>>5478430
Do you guys even know what nitric acid is? Why would he put it there, also he wouldn't drink it afterwards.

>>5464300
I never knew how much I wanted to see Suisei's corruption. Those later streams with her "accidentally" farting or shitting herself sound great, but just having a more casual attitude to bathroom topics would be welcome too.
>>5469889
Look at her diet, she loves meat (mostly grilled) and hates vegetables. Her shits are huge, rancid-smelling and take a lot of time and effort to push out.

I don't understand what's happening on coco's stream is there another poop punishment?

>>5450660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgTOFW7T8w&ab_channel=WhackaWhacka

>>5478964
If your oshi is pissing gallons you have a problem.

>>5478430

It doesn't matter whether it's real or not. It's about the story that he's telling us, and the suspension of disbelief.

>>5477528
lol instant graduation

>>5478414
>scatfags are beyond help
Senchou yo...

>>5486262
Since when is Senchou a scatfag? She might be into piss, but I don't think she's that far gone.

>>5486560
She follows an artist who has done scat, but I don’t think that’s all they do. Some artists put a little scat in their doujins, but they don’t focus on it and it doesn’t mean anyone who likes their art likes scat.

>>5444546
THROUGH PISS UNITY

But which holo would like it if you fucked the shit out of her, literally?

>>5487221
Polka

>>5440323
At this pace we can fully expect a chuuba to inspire a shooting in the next few years.

>>5487331
years? perhaps weeks...

>>5487272
Thought she was for faceshitting.

My hype levels for the TTRPG are getting too high. I loved DnD as a kid and we ran a couple WoD campaigns too. Not only Mori a good GM if things work out it could be pure kino in the group sessions and the fanartists are just champing at the bit. My secret hope is it gets Critical Role level big so that Mori keeps it up in the future.

>>5487442
Weeks? More like days.

>>5440323
GACHIKOI LOVE!

>>5485159
I don't think she'd graduate, but she would buy a gun.

>>5487331
>tfw a school shooter is known as a hololive fan

>>5485159
I think you mean an instant ASMR stream with the sounds of a water gun hitting the inside of a tin bucket and sighs of relief.

>>5491525
>that sorta ASMR stream of MashiYuki where she was drinking tea or something and when she poured it it sounded like she was peeing into the cup while standing above it

>>5487331
We must ban violent chuubas.

>>5487442
Just wait till Coco's graduation one KiryuKai is gonna do a Kyoani in Cover HQ

>>5491525
If it's Suisei, the sound might be more like a firehose than a water gun.

>>5492813
>one hooded woman was arrested at Cover HQ after pissing all over the door knobs, office tables, paperwork, two office computers got short circuited by the liquid

>>5487331
Inshallah brother

>>5495213
Awesome

>>5495213
>in unrelated news, Suisei and Kanata will be taking hiatuses from hololive effective immediately.

Ame's body leaks.

>>5497250
i want to taste every single thing ame leaks

>>5492813
Nah worse than that, there are tatsunokos who talked about Allahu Akbaring the Chinese Embassy

>>5498235
Nah, some NGA user's gonna falseflag Tatsunokos by claiming to be one of them before and after doing this BS, effectively tarnishing Hololive's reputation inmediately.

>>5440323
do you have the video?

>>5440323
Pretty good. Not as great as /mlp/'s cum jar experiment, but pretty good.

>>5491701
Link?

bump

>ringo story when

>>5516255
Sora is too pure for a ringo story, it wouldn't feel real.

>>5440323
I leave this place for two fucking days! What the actual fuck, I always miss the good stuff

>>5516255
If you are from writing general, please write Sora's ringo story.

>>5516255
>>5519656

>The time of the year has come again. The end of the year concert, the audience is so excited.
>It's main event time, Sora is needs to take center stage in about 20 minutes.
>For some reason, Sora's throat is killing her. There were no warning signs before this.
>A-chan asks about her excessive water intake, concerned.
>"Ah, you know how I always try to keep my throat in tip top shape!" Sora replies.
>Sora greedily gulps down the water. Then, she downs another bottle.
>She lies back and feels her throat with her hand. It's starting to feel a little better.
>She has one more just to be safe.
>"Alright Sora, you're up!"
>Sora becomes aware that she lost track of time and hasn't relieved herself yet.
>But, she has to go out on stage now.
>She doesn't have to go that bad... maybe it will be fine?
>The moment she steps on stage and opens her mouth, she suddenly feels it.
>She has to go so bad, she feels like her bladder is going to burst.
>As she greets the crowd, there's a noticeable shake to her voice.
>Unconsciously, she starts holding her legs together and quivering.
>Oh god, it's so noticeable.
>Her eyes dart to her kohais, have they noticed yet?
>She suppresses her panic and gets into her idol groove.
>The more she sings and dances, the worse it gets.
>If she can just make it a few more stanzas, maybe she can get through this.
>In between lines, she actually makes an ever so slight grunt from the exertion of suppressing it.
>Her movements become even more awkward, she's never had to pee this badly in her entire life.
>She almost stumbles.
>As she catches herself, a warm feeling comes down her leg.
>The urine pools up in her panties and comes out in a torrent, as her warm liquid begins to pool on the floor.
>Large gasps echo from every corner of the room as every one of her kohais averts their eyes.
>She does her best to make it through the song, the ambrosia still coming out of her.
>Her feet dirty themselves in the puddle on the floor.
>There's a light splishing sound that has to be audible.
>She finally makes it through the song, after it finally subsides.
>A-chan makes a gesture at her, indicating that her mic is now cut.
>"Uh-oh, it looks like we're experiencing technical difficulties with Sora's equipment! One moment please."
>Sora makes a faux-laughing gesture and then runs offstage the way that she might if she needed to get something adjusted
>Once she's offstage she makes a dead sprint to the green room, a trail of smelly footprints in her wake.

My writing style is probably a bit too internal-monologue-y, but I hope this is sufficient

>>5521103
Based

>>5521103
i came

You have to face one thing, guys.
Farting while pissing is the normal thing to do, since the person unflexes all the lower body muscles. So talking about pissing without farting is like making soup without salt.

>>5521103
>I have to archive this
Thank you for your contribution, Anon.

>>5522526
>farting while pissing
>not shitting while pissing

>>5521287
>>5521403
>>5522790
Thanks for the praise, anons. It's been a long time since I've written greentext smut. I've got a couple of other ideas mulling about, so I'm sure I'll have more to contribute later.

>>5522919
People can't always shit if they push out a large portion at once, maybe if they dropped a little nugget every piss break... I mean, Mori...

>>5523722
>Mori
>a little nugget

>>5521103
It's fine anon, if you write more you can improve over time. Thanks for fulfilling my request!

When is she getting her own ambrosia story?

ITT:

>>5522919
but I get a boner when I shit

>>5440323
Wow, it's been a long time since I could feel a hint of old 4chan here.

>>5528608
Slut.

>>5528102
Sorry, ringobros, Nene is claimed by sweatchads already.

>>5440323
This is the quality content that's kept me coming back for over a decade. God bless all of you.

>>5532650
Who says sweat isn't ambrosia?

high quality thread
every ringo enjoyer is a gentleman and a scholar

>>5440323
Jesus I think I'm gonna commit femcel.
But this is just top 4chan content.

Would you rather your oshi piss while streaming or piss on you?

>>5533851
why not both?

>>5533851
The former. Share the love.

>>5533851
Piss on me on stream

You fags are still continuing this even after >>5440423 ?

>>5534197
I mean >>5440323

>>5533851
>>5534151
Becoming a gamer bottle for your oshi while she streams is the dream

>>5534357
>>5534151
blessed posts

But what is Suisei's biome/virome like?

>>5533851
Ideally both, but if I can't have both then the former. I want the other fans to enjoy the content as well.

>>5536469
Comets don't have ecospheres/biomes.

>>5533851
>Oshi
Piss while streaming. I've no clue what Polka's piss is like.
>Matsuri
In my mouth while having two honking great handfuls of my hair in her grasp as she grinds against me.

>>5540428
But you surely want Polka to also piss into your mouth, don't you?

>>5541084
I'll need a sampling before I make that claim. It could be acrid and dehydrated which would really take me out of it.

>>5541204
You telling me you would eww out of your oshi's golden shower? Gtfo.

>>5538378
I was referring to things like gut flora and viral infections, though I suppose comets don't have those either. They also don't piss.

>>5541918
There was a recent article that said comets release stinky gas.

>>5542149
Nice.
>Whenever multiple holos are off-collabing and someone rips a silent-but-deadly one, everyone knows it was Suisei as much as she tries to flimsily protest otherwise.

>>5542492
I'd like to smell that

>>5542492
I bet they have code words for "Sui farted, don't go there".

>Suzy

>thinly-veiled piss thread
Pls go and stay go

https://i.imgur.com/RqBt6w0.png


WIP but still

>>5544960
based and saved

>>5544960
Beautiful.

>>5544960
Why do masks always look better on 2D than 3D…

>>5544281
>"Be careful, there was a meteor impact in that room"

>>5444577
At least he's not a unicorn, amirite kekbros?

>>5544960
Based, ganbare

>>5545883
>"It was a real world buster, extinction level 9"

>>5542492
Imagine off-collabing with Suisei and getting ambushed with a rancid yakiniku fart that she insists wasn't her.

>>5545355
Because you can shape them perfectly to the face and not worry about gaps or weird fits.

>>5521103
Great work anon. It had me thinking, does Sora ever take bathroom breaks on stream? I can't imagine her doing it, but she's been streaming for so long it must have happened at least once.

>>5516255
I made a Shiny Stooly Story green text a while ago but never saved it and the thread never archived.

>>5528256
Joke?

>>5558748
I wish I had saved it. Along with the ame greentext I got a lot of mileage out of these threads.

>>5558748
>>5560559
That's a shame. Maybe we should keep a pastebin around to preserve the ringo content we still have just in case the archive goes down or something.

guys i just want to post about apple juice please

>>5568385
wtf is apple juice???

>>5544660
>veiled
how new?

>>5568385
>Apple
Is she an indie? She cute?

>>5568402
what´s your favorite brand anon?

>>5558748
This?
>>/vt/thread/S3586356#p3646919

>>5570778
My favourite brand is festival juice

>>5440323
>>5427800
>we

>>5440323
You people scare me I’m going back to the Lamy thread

>>5440323
Haha oh man imagine if some schizo fantasizes about concocting the perfect vial of shota cum to suit Suisei's tastes. But nobody would be dumb enough to actually try right? Haha

>>5528256
You think this is some kind of joke?

You'll be missed
https://files.catbox.moe/ae8tw9.png

>>5581906
That's a lot of bottles

>>5571357
yes, that.

>>5581906
But where did this came from? Did she say or do anything like that?

>>5586801
I don't know about specific moments, but she does a lot of long streams (>5 hours).

>>5587667
Nice. I wish I knew her sooner, I doubt I'll watch her archives now.

>>5587667
>5 hours
More like 10 hours of Demon's Souls immediately followed by 10 hours of Ring Fit, god what I would've done to taste her armpits after that...

I always ignored these threads because I thought they were about apple juice or just another Sui-chan general.
yall niggas need jesus.

>>5589029
Jesus could turn water into wine.
So is Sui can turn water into "ringo juice", she's a modern day Jesus?

>>5589029
Imagine the sheer volume of Nene's piss after she drank all that and didn't go to the toilet for so long

>>5589187
I want to see her perform a miracle

>>5589395
Literally pic related.

Suishit is next to die hopefully

I ship Gura & Korone

Is Suisei still on suspension?

>>5593794
What are you talking about? She was never suspended

>>5593794
she's got some suspensions, if you know what I mean.

WAH

>>5590926
God I want Nenechi to blast my face and dick with her piss, like full on pressure washer from her urethra

>>5440323
bravo, I loved the fan art

>>5589395
Nene must have one of the strongest bladders in hololive.

>>5440219
Why does she drink from a glass here? Is she embarrassed to look like an autist in front of Toko? It's clearly ringo juice in there

>>5599009
What's going on here?

>>5605176
She got distracted talking with Toko before the show and didn't have time to go to the bathroom. Rather than embarrass herself by taking a toilet break, she took an empty glass and quietly filled it up under the table.

>>5605176
That ain't ringo

>>5450222
pfthahaha what? qrd please?

>>5449499
She's clearly a Dom, and if you can't see that from the way she murders without any feeling or mercy then you won't see why she's been lewded so many times

>>5440323
What the fuck, I hate work for missing this.

>>5605176
SUISEI WAIT DON'T DRINK THAT!

>>5605176
Clearly, Toko and Suisei have already pissed in each others mouths before

>>5609964
I need both of them to piss in my mouth and then make me piss in public like the little boy toy I am

>>5440219
What kind of Ringo does she like?

>>5593134
Suisei gazes down lovingly at the shota that just gave his cum tribute.