/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Haur liv

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

ligger with the yeastiest vagina?

Orcat <3

I am in love with Olivia Monroe.

womp womp

>>54198539
this, I want to give her a rimjob

>>54198520
(You)

I love Milky!

I can only watch zatsu from my favorite chuubas

My back is killing me. Ligger for this feel?

>>54198661
milky

Start of day 5 of Kirsche's donothon. Highlights from day 4:
-spending an hour ordering pizza.
-installed mods for hogwarts legacy that adds a shrek flying broom and all spiders are now burgers.
-after a long anticipation from her first candle eating back in october https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl/status/1581825394063204353 (embed) she finally tastes some more candles https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl/status/1683433193389604867 (embed) https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl/status/1683586664776466433 (embed)

Current timer: 400hrs (IT FINALLY WENT DOWN), current donations: $14K.
Random clip from day 4 https://www.twitch.tv/kirsche/clip/PeacefulPricklyCrocodileCharlieBitMe-hZBKkmg9SQv3Ee6m (embed) (her hiccups physically hurt which is why she says "help" every time)

>>54198696
no one cares in this thread either

filian is based

>>54198584
I am not bat

Good afternoon lig I love my oshi!

IN 13 DAYS it's Kitanya's birthday! Show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard rules apply:
All tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400).
Deadline is approximately Monday August 7th at 6pm EST.

References of Tanya and her chat mascot Max:
https://imgur.com/a/xQsGHNV

Some of Tanya's interests and likes to help with ideas:

>Mondays. Every day is Monday. Don't question it.
>The number 22.
>Videogames; she enjoys Minecraft, Resident Evil, Elden Ring, The Witcher, The Evil Within, Yakuza, Dying Light, Hotline Miami, The Forest, Yuppie Psycho, Chilla's Art games, and many more.
>Candies, sweets, and pastries. She enjoys baking and talking about recipes, and has expressed wanting to be a Patissière and opening a bakery once.
>Speedrunning; she will tirelessly spend hours trying to beat her own records and has attempted WRs for Faust's Alptraum, Minecraft, and Chilla's Art games.
>Brute-forcing locks and puzzles, especially numbers locks. If she can use logic to skip finding clues, she will do it, even if it ends up taking more time than it would have to find the clues.
>Borderline villainous schemes such as draining the ocean, starting a secret scorpion farm to sell the venom, and taking over the South African government.
>Her friends, which include Nekoreen, Inis, Nina, Koopa, Abigail, Poya, Olivia, Shondo, Kaori, NegNasu, Shimada, Bessie, Comdost, Moriko, and more!
>Her viewer mascot, Max (especially the pastel colored ones)
>Modding games until they break
>Nishiki's lips and Joseph Oda from the Evil Within
>The Barbie movies
>Her cats, Nana and Haru
>Nyanko-sensei

Fanart and meme edits are all appreciated!

>Oli has a indie metroidvania sponsor
>it's not silksong
I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF

>>54198696
I care, anon

>trickywi vores her viewers if they win a free for all
You just don't get this kind of quality content from non vtubers

>>54198826
Looks like something bat would write

filian gave me inspiration to be a better version of myself. thanks fil!

>>54198661
filian
move around more
or less

>>54198918
no it doesn't, take meds retard

>>54198658
wtf is a zandatsu

filian raped my mother and killed my father

>>54198892
>he thinks silksong is real

Helping Grimmi calm down her brother Gaspar with four handed cock milking!

>>54198991
ok bat

>>54198917
giwtwm

I would totally eat a bread made with yeast from my oshis pussy

Anyone have an image of juni together with the scythe? The references on her xwitter are separate and I remember the scythe being proportioned weirdly.

>>54199022
sex with bao’s big one

Just a small nap before the stream...

>>54199104
>xwitter
so proud of xir for transitioning

Eastern European and Russian women are completely different from Western women. They're more attractive on contact.

tormented by flashbacks of korea. broad for this feel?

My dick was too big to fit inside a tenga and while I feel proud I’ve now wasted money on 9 other disposable ones I had bought at the same time assuming they’d fit- any anons have any reccomendations for better/bigger onaholes as well as who I should gob to?

>>54199151
I still find this whole Xlon renaming Xwitter thing really funny.

>>54199193
kekels
guessing you're american or something

>>54199005
i wish i was your mother

on other news Layna will be making a big announcement before twitch con vegas

>>54199151
He's a very handsome man now

>>54199291
the big announcement is that I impregnated her

>>54199249
beribug

I LOVE VEENER

>>54199312
*her surrogate

>>54199274
Proof? Also: spin the wheel

>>54199290
Yes and have you met how toxic American women can get?

>>54199274
I can think of an "onahole" you could use

>>54199274
Tenga make larger ones too

what made vienna hate her audience so much?

>>54199425
She’s lonely

>>54199421
Are they worth it though? I could get them, I just thought I’d say if there was anything better on the market

In 11 days the stinky orcat will be 5002 years old. Contribute to Shylily's birthday card and show her some love!
>11일 후면 냄새나는 범고래는 5002살이 됩니다. Shylily의 생일 카드에 기부하고 사랑을 보여주세요!

Deadline is the end of August 4th EST (August 5th 7AM CEST)
>마감일은 8월 5일 오후 2시 KST (8월 5일 오전 7시 CEST)

Usual rules for posting images apply, image dimensions must be a multiple of 200 (200x200, 400x400, 200x400, etc.), image must be accessible (see https://thebestmotherfucking.website/ )
>사이즈는 200, 400, 600px 등으로 하되, 삽입이 쉽도록 정사각형/직사각형 사용하시기 바랍니다 액세스할 수 있어야 합니다( https://thebestmotherfucking.website/ 참조)

Remember that tile placements can change
>타일 배치는 변경될 수 있음을 기억하십시오

>>54199274
Visit the onahole thread on /jp/

>>54199499
The only good sex toys are ass ones because no one wants to finger there
For your cock it just ends up sitting in a drawer after enjoying it for the novelty because your hand can make you cum just the same

>schedule
Now squ
6pm lucy ff16
8pm nina farming catchup
9pm tanya ds2
9pm? Saru remnant 2
1:30am vienna remnant 2 with numi and yuzu

? inis, oli
Off: Shondo, bean

Do we have any unironic oilers here? Lets say donated more than 500$ in a single month.
Why do you do it? Just rich and dont care? Total schizo?

3d alice tonight

Oli's opinion on anal?

>>54199816
she's live, go ask her.

>>54199816
Probably misaligns her chakras.

JUST ANNY, simple as

>>54199753
Because I’ve given up on life and I get more enjoyment from knowing I’ve contributed to her and her viewer’s happiness than I do from splurging on myself. I hate gift subs though because it’s just a cry for attention and twitch gets half of the cost anyway, so it’s fucking worthless since you’re just burning half the money. I also try and avoid buying up smaller wishlist items that other viewers can find more affordable because everyone deserves a chance to get her attention - fuck oilers who are paypigs who hog throne/Amazon prime wishlists and buy everything immediately and don’t give everyone a chance.

Inis...
your will to live...

save inis
save kitanya
save shondo

please don't let my cute anime girls die....

>>54200002
are you one of the shondophiles who get upset by the cat treat meta?

>>54199645
Saru remnant confirmed
https://twitter.com/Saruei_/status/1683854656370360324

>>54200050
why is she so sad

Which chuubas are the most responsible with money? I don't want to donate to someone who's just going to waste it on something stupid immediately.

>>54200122
anon, I don't know how to tell you this but they're all actually 3dpd

I want to lick Oli where she farts

>>54200181
Saru. Assuming she doesn't get scammed again

>>54198517
>Twitch Asia outage right as she woke up
At least she can get another day of rest
Erm?

If I have to read one more Oli butthole post I'm going to insanecat

>>54200181
womping one

>>54200050
Inis no, don't be sad. Your leg pics yesterday were so sexy haha

>>54200202
every time I remember that my oshi is an actual w*man I get sick to my stomach and have to go take a walk. I'm in love with the character not their voice actor.

I want to tonguepunch Oli's pert pink asshole

>>54200181
Lucy, her community had to convince her that she can buy herself nice things and treat herself.

>>54200181
limes, probably
she was working full-time at twitch while still streaming for her usual hours so she could save up to buy a house pre-vubing

>>54200287
I bet Oli’s cat is insane

>>54200342
That's only a problem if the vtuber hasn't had an ego death and reconstructed themselves as their vtuber yet

>>54200411
lucy is just a poorfag with a poorfag mindset

>>54199753
Only oiled for Anny to bump up the timer because i greatly enjoy having her around. Way more than 500 though not giving exact numbers for obvious reasons but it's in the low 5 figure range in euros. Usually i would just spend it gambling or gacha shit and it really isn't that much relative to my income and assets.

>>54200409
>>54200448

>>54200181
Shadow's money mostly goes to supporting her family.

>>54200181
filian

I just ordered a fleshlight so I can pretend I'm having sex with my oshi during her streams

>>54199753
When you start getting a lot of money, it feels like you have infinite money. It's really hard to care about a thousand. You eventually start feeling like you're splitting hairs if someone accidentally short changes you $200.
I'd assume that some oilers just have an amount of money they aren't yet used to. There's also some that are too dependent on the parasocial aspect of it all, but those people tend to use a lot of money over a large period.

And as a large footnote and emphasis, people misuse and weaponize the word "parasocial" a lot to the detriment of themselves and others. I'm talking about people getting addicted to the parasocial aspect that's inherent to streaming and can't really be separated from it. You don't really know what that word even means if you don't realize that a majority of the appeal of streaming is the parasocial aspect. That's why you'd rather watch someone else play a game than play it yourself. The parasociality is the appeal.

>>54199274
Why do you need sex toys just get laid if you're hung

>>54200227
she spent 100k on lore video. that is the biggest waste of money in indie vtubing, rivaled only by bao getting scammed on every corner.

>>54200686
saru also got scammed

why don’t dumb oilers travel. they have the means to stay in fancy hotels across the world

>>54200681
that involves going outside and talking to people
a big dick won't make you not autistic

>>54200608
I bought one too but I could never Jack off to a stream because it just makes me feel so creepy in comparison to if it’s something like a lewd ASMR/fan art because then you know you’re supposed to masturbate to it. Masturbating to your chuuba talking about her day or the new pikmin game just makes me a feel fucking gross and kills any arousal.

>>54200122
https://youtu.be/5AtvXdmPe3A

>>54200681
There's a lot more to getting sex than merely having a large penis.

>>54200814
Skill issue

>>54200238
i'm already having withdrawals
erm

>>54200681
Basically what this >>54200803 anon said- also I don’t want casual sex, I’d rather save myself for my first relationship (I wouldn’t hold a potential partner to that standard, I just don’t feel comfortable doing something that personal with a stranger)

>>54200797

did any of the scammees get their money back btw?

just dreamt of filian for filian

>saeu uploaded zomboid part 2
>no part 1 or 3
I guess they got taken down for the music? Hope she can mute it or something because they were great stream.

I will not draw a ligger today, I'm drinking now.

>>54200803
>>54200844
Yeah but that's what dating apps are for
Do you know how much women would pay for a device that tells them if the guy hitting on them is hung or shrimp? Not like they're allowed to ask without being the victim of incel rage

>>54199753
Have certain budget to burn on my hobbies. It happens to be that vtubers is one of my current interest. By the end of the month any unspent money will be dumped to chuuba I want to stay in business. Few more months and I will move on. That's just how life goes.

>>54200965
Saru

>>54200934
In this pic, someone is using their resources to do something cool and exotic. In oilers' case, they're using their resources in an unimaginative, childish way. It's not a good comparison

>>54200181
>>54200317
Doesn't Lily say to not donate too much to her because then she will stream herself spending the difference on gacha pulls?

I really can't blame Saru about her lore desu If you were able to choose where you're from, nobody would choose to be French.

>>54201060
I like frogs, they've always been bros to me.
Never got this meme.

>>54198459
my schizo trait is that whenever I see a well thought out and detailed post about a chuuba here it's them selfposting.

I want to KILL Rosedoodle.

Love my wolf wife

>>54199965
I miss her. FUCK YOU BEZOS

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)
I'm happy to have her back. But why memes? I missed if she got the clay for that subathon reward stream.

Kiss Rosedoodle.

>>54201002
Because believe it or not, not everyone is an amerimutt tier sex maniac and actually cares about whether the person they’d be waking up next to is still as excited to seek them after the deed as they were before it

>>54200611
shondo fingies typed this post

>>54200797
There's a lot of smart oilers that went to see the titanic instead of just staying at home. Traveling is actually pretty stressful time sink in comparison to everything else money can buy you. Buying a boat is cool, but you have to like sailing to make it worth it.

Going to a cabin the woods with your friends is worth all the expensive tourist traps in the world combined. Money doesn't buy happiness, but you have to be loaded to actually understand what that means. People with old money look down at the nouveau riche because they don't get it yet. Traveling isn't actually that cool.

Fuck Rosedoodle

>>54199410
Don't you have a bussy to post? Do I have to correct you?

Have threesome with Rosedoodle and her husband

>>54201264
before or after you kill her?

I can't believe Inis posted legs again and I missed it

>>54200797
You lose interest in it pretty fast if you have unrestricted means of doing it. I prefer hanging out at my cottage instead of wasting time on planes and vapid people.

>>54200877
I NEED HER SWEET SO THING VOICE IN MY EARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54201337
It's still there on her discord

>>54201252
Ok but we're talking about the need for sex toys

what does it mean if my feelings toward my oshi swing from boundless love and appreciation to utter hate and disgust during the week? it's unrelated to her actions.

>>54201376
>discord

>>54201131
Anti French jokes were inserted into most cartoons due to the war, and most of those kids are now adults on the internet

>>54200492
haha look at him go!

>>54201411
womanbrained (menhera)

I only follow tubers who are offline to avoid the possibility of them announcing my name.

>>54201415
Fine I guess you don't want to see the leg pic

>>54201411
it could be BPD (which causes natural hatred-love cycles) but it also could just be that your good sense is rebelling against you wasting your youth orbiting a psychopathic internet woman

>>54201292
Heh tricked I'm not the real snuffyposter, just a different twink who wants cock
Bet you feel really stupid huh?

>>54195815
apologies oomfie i cannot for the life of me get the ai to understand that i want a pov between mints legs. i think her loras dataset might be too small.
https://files.catbox.moe/rwkwzy.png

>>54201469
>youth
......

Shondo is dying and no schedule this week

>>54201368
It's funny. Most people with money gravitates towards cottages near nature. It's just their preferred type of cottage and nature that changes.

>>54201507
Still absolute sexo, thank you anon I will now masturbate to chubby women after work

Best ligger to shit to?

>>54201506
Remaining youth

>>54201554
mega based

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

Rose is sexy

>>54201558
Heavenly Father

>>54201510
This is why you shouldn't go outside.

>>54201610
waiting on her lora

>>54201610
sexy in a weird single mom kinda way

>>54201507
I know your silver stuff gets the most attention but I fucking adore your mint and milky shit, the big girls just don’t get enough lewd fan art

>>54201255
>>54201368
I think that’s natural as you get older. But I still want to explore parts of the world I havent seen yet

>>54201510
Thank god for Shadowmama. Last week was the same, she was feeling like shit Wednesday but pushed through because she hates canceling more than feeling like crap.

>>54201376
Which channel? Can't find it

How many times must I say "Erm" for Anny to give me a rimjob?

>>54200181
Dm, she likes to buy homotempus merch but she needs to have financial security before spending

>>54201739
5764

>>54201679
why bother? wherever you go, there you are.

>>54200478
no offense but almost every anny simp seem like they have the ulterior motive to fuck her someday.

>>54201739
She'll never give you a rimjob because she finds it completely repulsive.

>>54201253
I believe this, I heard she was dumping akasupas on Mikeneko the other day

>>54201739
What if she gave you an ermjob and she just ermed your worm

>>54201801
Based. Fucking zoomers and their shit tier fetishes.

>>54201698
announcements

>>54201778
I love history and interesting places that aren’t like what I know

>>54201492
OK now I definitely have to correct you! Show me your boy butt now!

>>54201801
how about receiving then?

>>54201781
So like every oiler for every chuuba ever?
Or do you think men would spend fortune on online women just because they feel like it

>>54201781
It's hard to blame them when their oshi is an actual escort.

>>54201670
if the real artists wont draw my overweight chuubas then i will just have to generate overweight chuubas myself

>>54201824
I hate anal/ass stuff as a fetish especially when it comes to women because you literally have a perfectly functioning hole that feels insanely more pleasurable and won’t coat any part of you in shit if you approach it but these knuckle dragging retards take it for granted instead on focus on a literal excrement valve

>>54201832
>in the bathtub
MUH DICK

>>54201920
>>54201832
>>54201698
thanks for sharing you cunts

rimming Oli's pink tight butthole

>>54201966
ask nicely

>>54201981
>Tight
It whistles when the wind blows just right.

>>54201905

>>54201981
Rimming milky’s pink loose butthole but she’s getting frustrated because she just wants you to put a baby in her already

>>54202027
that's called a fart ya dingus

I want Oli to have my abortion

>>54201864
you're not wrong but anny simps hit different somehow.

>>54202011
Please may we see Inis’s legs in the bath

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1880761591?t=02h19m32s
filly and saru dancing for dancing chuubas enjoyers

>>54202049
>hearty chuckle my good man
>amusing! have some gold kind stranger
man /b/ used to be rebbit af

>>54202205
that feetus? me

>>54202049
Look at the lack of irony poisoning even as late as 2014

>>54202216
https://files.catbox.moe/9sdov1.jpg

>>54202280
I honestly thought it would be nikocado’s asshole

If Oki's asshole tastes like cotton candy, doesn't that mean she's a diabetic?

>>54202350
she uses cotton candy flavoured anal cream

>>54200601
Filian ? Who broke countless vr equipments ? Buy hundreds of subs and random stuff she uses for one stream and then never again ?

>>54200181
Snuffy, she's saving and investing because she knows she wont make money from vtubing forever

>>54202350
Only if she pisses from her asshole

90% of Oli posts are now about her asshole. I wonder how she would feel about that.

>>54201492
>a different twink who wants cock
Oh I'll give you cock DC?

>>54202280
Girl POV is so unfair it's unreal

>>54202461
Happy that anons appreciate her pink hole

>>54202509
they make pills for that

>>54202412
she exaggerates the amount of vr shit she broke.
The shit she buys for the stream are 30$ or less.
each time she donates subs she gets 3x that amount in return from oilers because she plays up how financially devastating it is to gift subs.

other than that she spends none of her money and invests everything into savings options.

>>54200122
At much as I went Inis to be doing well, I'd still love to see another cake and crying stream

>>54202271
2016 was such a fucking disaster for this site it can never be overstated, and revisionists will tell you nothing has changed

>>54202280
holy moly look at that! need to breed!

>>54202730
It was unironically the lack of gatekeeping. Election tourists did not even try assimilate to board culture.

>>54202241
Old 4chan leaked onto other websites when the containment was irreparably breached. Now instead of just using the website, people discuss who's the most reddit and twitter and who's which version of wojak.

>>54202280
Damn Nikkokado lost some weight

>>54202280
If you're not hairy as fuck this is the same as you can see as a male.

>>54202757
>average female leg
>anon: SEX
go masturbate you sexualy frustrated deviant

Test

>>54202923
Inisfags are literal pajeets simping over the most mid white woman

>>54202923
>average female leg
>*attacked to a personality anons like
That takes it from a 5 to a 8

>>54202280
this is not good for my mental health or nofap journey you need to delete this now.

>>54203017
I forgot about it
That really might be a pajeet that got excited about average white female leg

>>54203161
you WILL fap

This is the most I've seen sober squ laugh at something

>>54202854
gatekeeping probably wouldn't have helped given a bunch of think tanks and consultancies were pouring money into pushing this site (and a number of others) in a specific politcal direction

>>54203017
My niece wanted to add me as a friend on her Facebook and when I went on there, I saw dozens of middle-aged Indians calling her sexy under all her pictures and begging her to post more. She's 16. Giving South Asia internet access was a mistake.

Olivia would push the warring triad statues out of alignment just to dress them up into cuter clothes. She is a menace who should not be allowed near God.

>>54203017
i'm pajeet, and i approve this message

filian is base

Alright, which of you degenerates was it?

>>54202923
>finding a woman in the bathtub erotic
>deviant
ogey homo
>>54203017
>pajeet
we have been over this
>mid
Inis is hot desu
>>54203192
No. I'm on a hot streak right now I'm not going to lose it.

>>54203230
reminder that india makes up 17% of the world's population
it is incredibly likely many of the hornyposters in this thread are pajeets

She knows about butthole posting

>>54203417
how?

>>54202923
>called sexually frustrated deviant
I sleep
>>54203017
>called pajeet
I will now reconsider how down bad I am

>>54203524
Shes here

>>54203559
proof?

>>54203559
meds

A reminder that pajeets once brought down Google because they sent a lot of "good morning" messages.

>>54203381
Clip. now.

>>54203677
Starts at 1h57

>>54201510
I'm going to anti her until she takes care of her own health

From all the girls, Oli would be willing to become an anal slut because she loves us and knows we want to try anal.

>>54201510
I'm going to beat her up until she gets better

Olivia is /here/, you all know that, right?

>>54203653
They really did become a super power

>>54198459
I need some advice. How do i tell one of my unicorns we are not dating but make it so he doesn't stop sending red supas.

>hurr durr just tell him
I like the money. But he is not my type. Found his ig and he is short, like 5'5, so no ew. But i want him to keep sending money. Any girls here had any issues like this before?

What's lucy doing today that she's late

>>54199753
Yes. I do it because I can and because I like to make my shuba happy

>>54203754
Can't wait for her to do a kink tier list and put it in trash tier just like every other chuuba.

Some days are blissfully ignorant and forgetful
Some days you remember you will never have a girlfriend

https://www.twitch.tv/lucypyre
https://www.twitch.tv/lucypyre
https://www.twitch.tv/lucypyre
Get in here faggots

>>54203861
>Red supas
Tabs

>>54203893
Lol speak for yourself

>>54203861
tell him you want to have sex with him, but when he's about to put it in say you'll only do it with a condom. he will take the hint immediately

>>54203933
I am

>>54203791
knowing that she'll likely see my posts about wanting to demolish her pretty pink sphincter makes me laugh

Norse representation of Oli's butthole

>>54203791
Common theme for the Barbies

>>54199965
Just Anny. I'm a faithful man

>>54203861
hooaaahh the chuuba is supa nande desu ne
fuckin weeb

>>54203893
I don't need a gf, I have Saru

>>54199193
>hasnt fucked cheap Bulgarian hookers

>>54203893
I have come to terms with the fact, that I'll never be with anny so I'll just jerk it to her until I leave this gay earth

>>54204036
>I have Saru
You don't though

Put lucy and squ on at the same time, it's fucking amazing

>>54203861
I know this post is about me, dear. Mashallah you will be my bride. It was preordained. You cannot fight destiny.

>>54203893
Average manlet day

>>54199753
It's my hobby money and I want to support her. I never spend out of my budget or beyond my means even if I have a lot to spend.

>>54203963

>>54204156
How do we get them to collab?
I want to see how they interact.

>>54203893
True i will never have gf, because I already have a wife

>>54204136
In what way

I WILL make Oli cry

>>54203893
Everyone here could get a gf with some effort.

>>54204331
from happiness

>>54204353
5 noombas don’t settle down they fuck mad bitches coast to coast

>>54204353
*clueless*

>>54204353
I'm deathly afraid of rejection, so no

>>54204376
from licking her butthole

>>54204079
Haven't travelled to Europe so I haven't had a chance to fuck Eastern European or Dutch women.

>>54199965
Another day without Anny, the despair is sitting in

>>54200181
Shondo seems pretty good with it considering she’s pulled her family from poverty into overall less poverty

>>54204324
I would be delighted to explain
You will never hold Saru in your arms, feeling how the size of her body compares to yours
You will never kiss Saru, being surprised by when she leans in to kiss again when you think you're done
You will never lie in front of a movie with Saru, the desire to just watch a movie conflicting with growing arousal as she shifts her body against yours under the blanket
Only a projection, only a screen, until she moves on with her life and marries someone else

>>54204353
There's no single white women within a 200km radius of my house

>>54204353
funny

Bean love!

>>54204353
My man I am literally a wizard, no woman has ever found me attractive
You are delusional

>>54204353
it's way too late for that

>>54204479
wat do when subathons over?

>>54204515
Are no long distance relationships real then?

>>54204353
Im bald

>>54204353
I might look like the elephant man, you don't know that.

chu~

>>54204662
NTA but I don't think Rael is the type that would be okay with a LDR. Just like filian.

>7th August saru new 3d debut
>11th August lucy 3d debut

>>54204662
LDRs are engaged in with the intent to one day no longer be long distance
Being a tier 3 sub is not a LDR

>>54204690
put more effort into growing your hair you lazy fuck

>>54204711

I'm in too deep.
I'm not gonna make it.

>>54204353
I have shiraposter. I don't need a gf

>>54204515
Understandable. Time to kill myself. (For real this time)

>>54204690
Only Vienna would immediately hate you for that

>>54204353
I find 99% of women annoying. Last girl I knew IRL that I was interested in lost her appeal when she unironically went fucking holistic.

>>54204722
Provably false becuse she's in a LDR with chat.

>>54204875
I've heard multipule liggers making fun of bald guys

>>54204875
vienna should focus on her own hairline

>>54204799
Your suffering must be more severe
Why else do you think you are here? What other reason makes sense?

I want to have a threesome with snuffyposter and pink veenerposter

>>54204903
>with chat
*with me

asian women

I know my oshi is /here/ and reads my posts and fucking hates me

>>54204515
nta but there's a mathematical probability, however slim that is. so keep going anon, she might be in your arms someday. no need to kms yourself

>>54204888
She started to analyze the whole as something more than the sum of its parts and that was a dealbreaker?

>>54204875
Vienna hates everyone, bald or not

how2get filian gf

I like This Pinis art

>>54205087
became Reckson

>>54204993
it's true

>>54205111
One butter chicken with naan please

>>54205062
I don't watch her but she does seem like a big stacy

Layna CUTE :)

>>54204620
I will go back to feeling empty as usual

>>54204888
If liggermen got to spend a week living with their oshi they would find out she's just as annoying as those IRL women they hate.

i would leave my wife for my oshi

>>54205157
>Vienna
>stacy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>54204353
irl girls are icky

>>54205206
But I like her brand of annoying

>>54205055
Crystals, numerology, the fake yoga crap, talking about feelings nonstop, and etc. That holistic crap. Worst part, she's an engineer and she fell for the woman trap. Besides that, she preferred my friend as a possible partner and told him, too, before moving; but this was like 2 years after I lost interest so it didn't affect me.

>>54205206
Just hatefuck them then

>oshi interacts with me occationaly
>do something to make oshi hate me
>ignores me for a month
>continue talking in chat as normal
>now reads my messages every time
What does that mean

squ really likes dogs, huh...

>>54205206
True but then why the fuck do we have to be cursed with wanting the cuddles
I despise the weakness of my flesh

>>54201492
Cmoooooon show me your bussy already! I'll even show you my dick

>>54205206
This >>54205284 and this >>54205298

>>54205179
see you on the dark side, sister

[Momo news] she's going back to Argentina! That means she wouldn't stay for comiket.
https://twitter.com/Momotexx/status/1683806939569086464?t=enjz0rKelGNfkUBL5RewGA&s=19

>>54205206
>annoying
Not if they can't walk from all the sex

>>54205349
You drive a hard bargain

>>54205206
I already think she's annoying half the time

>>54205206
that's just like your opinion, man

>>54204662
This. holding or kissing someone are not necessary for a relationship

Lmao you people crack me up

>>54205301
what did you do that made her hate you?

Things are getting worse and worse every single day and i honestly don't see them getting better any time soon, vtubers is one of the only things thats keeping me sane but it's also not healthy,i spend way too much time watching them to stop being stressed about irl shit. i can only hope i still have some time to save up and gtfo

The Max experience

>>54205301
She either forgot or forgave. Both of which you should consider yourself lucky for.

>>54205519
I hope your country gets glassed

>>54205528
holy shit broooooo

>>54205390
nice, I miss hearing her cute accent

>>54204353
My self-hatred is so palpable that it made one of my high school teachers tell me I kill moods. No woman wants that and I want to make sure it stays that way since I not only don't deserve a girlfriend but also consider me having one a form of abuse to the other person involved.

>>54205519
lay of the alcohol at least mate

>>54205500
Cope yourself NOW

>>54205519
I hope everything works out for you anon, sucks to be stuck in a country at war

>>54205617
Last time i drank alcohol was 2 days ago and i had 2 beers

I hope my oshi knows and hates me.

>>54205124
how do i became reckson

>>54205710
Be funny and fricking hot but I wouldn’t know tee hee

>>54205292
I was unaware that alternative medicine was called holistic. That's unfortunate, because a holistic lifestyle is a very general and vague concept. Though I guess it makes sense that complete charlatans would like people to believe their approach is holistic.

>>54205511
That would dox me

>>54205427
You know you want to see it

>>54205740
>Be funny and fricking hot but I wouldn’t know tee hee

if the anon that really liked the obscenely fat ass milky and silvervale from the other day is around i have a new prompting process that should hopefully be a dramatic improvement. if youd like to request anything im doing testing anyways.

>>54205806

>>54205801
I would only post tummy not butte

>>54205157
>I don't watch her
>but

I think my oshi just baited me into doxxing myself

>>54205864
Works for me you can show me the rest on dc

Lucy is trying to groom all her male chat members

My only hope is that a vtuber falls on love with me and pays to fly me out of my 3rd world shit hole to love with her as her house husband. If that doesn't happen Ill kill myself anyway

>>54205942
No one loves third worlders

>>54205799
cum box/drawer?

>>54205920
So every single chat member she has? The only whoretuber with a big female audience is Bao (30-40%).

>>54204353
lmao

>>54206001
You forget she started as a FFXIV streamer

Whore live

its a net positive for humanity if my oshi sits on my face

>>54205390
sex accent

>>54206162
All vtubers hate facesitting

I love my sickly wife

>>54206162
this but with an extra h in the sentence

>>54206156
be less vague

>>54206290
ligger live

>>54206247
i wonder if the occult guy failed the ritual and that's why she got so sick...

>>54205519
If you care about your own well-being at all, you'll get out of that dictatorial shithole. Literally anywhere else would be better.

https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

wife_dm_ online!

>>54206439
North Korea?

>>54206477
Y'know what? Maybe. Only one way to find out.

>>54205519
you'd save up faster if you didn't watch vtubers and hustled more instead. i hope it somehow works out for you though

>be snuffy and silver both having patreon accounts.
>froot and zen who don't have patreon accounts coombaited more than them this year.
Vshojochads I kneel.

I think Layna should just give up. I don't know why she's going on. Everything she ever tried ended in failure, and she keeps failing for no reason. Why even try any more? Hasn't she learned her lesson at this point. Clearly, if nothing good has ever come from trying, only a moron would keep trying. If she finds the guts and wisdom to give up and accept reality, she won't have to keep dealing with all this frustration and sadness and pain. It's painful to watch her suffer due to continually trying. She could've been a nice lady if she had only quit trying to do good things. It's such a waste of energy trying to entertain people that have no investment in her well-being.

I wish she had more success with her social media platforms. But that's never going to materialize. Her content is too frustrating. She tries too hard to make something interesting for people that don't actually care about quality. And that's just the tip of the iceberg of what's wrong with Layna. The rest of her life is even more pathetic and ridiculous than her internet persona. She should honestly just focus on finding herself a nice husband that enjoys the youthful energy she still has left instead of wasting it on building a doomed internet presence.

There's no way she'll ever be happy in her life. There's just no point to her trying to make things happen. And the reason she can't seem to stop trying is that she's so mentally broken from being beaten down all the time that she can't find a better way to live. If she'd just let it all fall to ruin instead of trying to catch the falling chainsaw that is her life, she wouldn't have to be constantly disappointed with her lack of progress.

I hate it when she talks about trying to accomplish something. It's such a pain listening to her whine and complain when the game is rigged from the start. There's no hope for success. It would be so much better for everyone if she gave up. But she's just so determined to keep failing and failing . The only people who would care about Layna are the same people who would enjoy hearing her constant whining. They leech on her suffering because it gives them purpose. They can pretend to be nice people while Layna bends over backwards to be thankful to them. She never fails to see the good in people and be appreciative. She should be angry and upset with how people have treated her. But instead, she's such a pushover that just listens to the latest complaint levied against her.

Layna needs to simply learn to tell her fans to shove their opinions where the sun doesn't shine. The only thing keeping her from doing this is that she's so starved for love that she can't bear to hurt anyone's feelings. If she had a backbone, she would simply tell people that she's sick of dealing with them. She'd quit streaming and focus on building a life worth living. Because there is no purpose in being a vtuber online. It's all bytes and pixels that will be lost to time and forgotten, with no visible mark left on the world. That's not just a worthless life. That's no life at all.

>>54206666
kill yourself simon

Im not reading that but the world could use more porn of Layna i do agree

>>54205791
Yeah, the signs were there and the attraction started going away. Worst thing to see honestly.

AAAAH I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH A CUTE VTUBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>54206670

>>54206748
this but with a cute vtuber viewer

>>54206748
You can have sex with me

>>54206748
At least post a cute vtuber when u post something like this

>>54206748

>>54206670

>>54206778
this but with a slutty vtuber poster

hate camila the fat whore

vei is a shit person
as someone who had dealings with her pre-vtubing it always makes me laugh seeing people orbit her

>>54206778
Hi still eagerly waiting for that bussy

>>54206872
same

https://clips.twitch.tv/MuddyFilthyPineappleOhMyDog-vvRP37PHFiIwgo8V she's hasn't had jello before...

You guys are filling me with lust and self loathing so I'm going to jack off and flush both of those emotions in one go then listen to mechanicus ost in my enlightened postnut altered state

>>54206670

Oh no.. Oli is talking to that piece of shit camila

>>54206877
nobody orbits her

>>54206877
ok soda

Alright who here is snuffys BF fucking her everyday that she has no time to stream everyday but every few days?

>>54206809
Vei is objectively cute, whether you like it or not.

Sloth has YouTube partner, does she belong here now?

>>54206778
Snuffyposter no! I'm trying to be normal

>>54206809
Vei is the epitome of cute and if this doesn't make your heart soft then you have no heart https://youtu.be/TKV9guLJWwU?t=22

>>54207017
Fuck no

>>54207011
rope yourself simon

>>54206877
I use to like her. The bratty girl that can get a rise out of you but she's turning you on the whole time.

Then when she dropped streaming for a bit and the shit that came out of her mouth on her alt got me out of there.

>>54206897
eventually
>>54207044
>spoiler
we have different understandings of what normal is, it seems

qrd on this simonschizo?