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Anonymous Sat Jul 22 10:44:00 2023 No.53955520 [Reply] [Original]

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning a sapling. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined sapling around the trees. Their squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the sapling-toy with brooms if they try to escape. Risu would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. They run through the forest, with their viagra powered penis a divining rod for the sapling. Sweat gushing down their face around their unfocused eyes they laughs and chortles until they gasps "Found you!". The sapling screeches defensively but treerat is upon them in seconds. Their penis thrusting blindly into their flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds their mouth and the sapling is placated, suckling contently on rodent's dick.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:34:39 2023 No.53957152 >>53955520 Sir this is a Wendy's

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Anonymous Sat Jul 22 11:53:50 2023 No.53957941
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>>53955520
I know the thrill of doing that perfectly well. Saplings are just fairweather fans, ex takos and chumbuds who were too fake and impatient to stick by their oshis. Personally, I would kidnap one of these nu-saplings and starve him. Make him stick thin and extremely feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes and some refreshing drinks. I would go all out on this meal. Give this "Fauna fan" a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels things are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Mom. Yes, I will have ensured this Sapling greedily gobbled up the flesh of his Mother that was pre-prepared into a delicious meal. That is what I would do to him. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, "UUUUU UUUU" the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breathe and I'll be laughing so hard. This is the fate that awaits such fake fans, who are really just numberfags in disguise, pricks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:02:27 2023 No.53958326 File: 532 KB, 498x498, nene-clap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53955520 >>53957941

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:05:10 2023 No.53958429 >>53955520 lol so random

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:07:21 2023 No.53958522 >>53955520 >>53957941 I kneel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:07:40 2023 No.53958531 >>53955520 >>53957941 What did the saplings do to deserve this treatment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:08:31 2023 No.53958571 Zoomer humor is so fucking cringe

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:08:56 2023 No.53958589 >>53955520 >>53957941 Correct, saplings are prey to be hunted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:29:41 2023 No.53959457 >>53958571 Zoomers don't joke about such things. They're terrified of being cancelled and downvoted.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 12:34:39 2023 No.53959649 I liked the first one better

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:18:04 2023 No.53961499 >>53955520 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 13:49:10 2023 No.53962854 >>53958571 This is clearly milloomer humor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:07:33 2023 No.53963600 File: 128 KB, 1468x1183, 1688697144042725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53955520 >>53957941 Do you see this shit Mr.Koro, this looks like the kind of film that you want us to watch...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:08:20 2023 No.53963623 >>53955520 >Normies Normalfags like you are the fucking worst.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:20:42 2023 No.53964171 >>53955520 Get out of the internet you sick fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 14:29:24 2023 No.53964515 I just want to enjoy my green woman why do you all want to rape me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:18:48 2023 No.53966829 >>53957941 UNFATHOMABLY BASED

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:20:49 2023 No.53966922 >>53955520 DAY 10! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 10!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:23:50 2023 No.53967060 >>53957941 based and midgepilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:27:35 2023 No.53967205 >>53955520 FAUNA! I NEED YOUR HELP! THEY ARE GOING TO RAPE ME! PLEASE SAVE ME MAMA FAUNA! ITS BEEN 10 DAYS!!!! I DONT WANT TO GET RAPED!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 15:32:23 2023 No.53967425 File: 35 KB, 956x1180, 02B83178-2209-4CDF-BB22-3DC34F01DE34.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Saplings were made for Ryona

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:13:06 2023 No.53969190 >>53958571 This isn't even humor just ERP

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 22 16:21:06 2023 No.53969566 File: 233 KB, 403x321, 1609314874819.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53955520 >>53957941

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