/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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What the rat doin

Bread!
https://youtu.be/jTMYQP23g-s

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https://youtu.be/0Uhs4mtFDc8

I saw last thread a bunch of brrats trying to fight over who gets to be househusbands to Bae. I'm here to tell you to give it up. I would trounce 98% of all brrats. If you're a lanklet give up because I can squat my bodyweight (190) for Reps, you would be tossed around like a sack of potatoes. If you're a whale give it up because I can run a mile backwards faster than you probably can run one forward. I will be Bae's house husband. I will cook her breakfast, lunch and dinner, I will breed her, I will cuddle up under a blanket on the couch and watch 80s and 90s stuff with her.

>>53386397
The issue with winning Baes heart is a girl like Bae never leaves her house unless its for her job or obligations like rock climbing
Thats probably why she sees herself as a shit partner from the outside looking in, shes just lazy and is aware of it

>>53386397
Based 2 months in the gym guy, keep repping brother

>>53386397
Yeah, that's neat, but can you drink 10 Grimace shakes?

>>53386569
>Can't woo Bae no matter how many reps I do because she doesn't leave her shed
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>53386569
The answer is simple though.
I shall simply become the strongest Hololive fan.

>>53386871
But can you actually take on Papa Rat? He may be a bit of a tsun, but he's still hard to win over

>>53387046
Paparat won't have you as a son unless you have the skill to takeover the company in his place

>>53386397
See while you might be out there fighting other brrats or doing gym reps, I'll just go to the same climbing gym she goes and chat her up, casually. Talk about approaches to different climbs, cheer her on, that type of stuff. And after a few "dates" like that, invite her out for coffee or something after it. The rest is easy.
You might be the strongest Brrat, but I'm the Brrat that can keep a conversation going.
Paparat would fall all the same way, I'd help him improve the shed, crack a few cold ones with him, be the son he always wished for.
Your move.

>>53388466
I do wonder a small hint of his occupation. He seems super competent with his handy work

>>53388570
Inb4 she turns you down immediately because you don't fulfill the ultra-specific steps in her yumejo fantasies

>>53388576
Probably owns a construction company or something, they sound loaded considering they have a flat besides a normal house

>>53385425
I wonder, does Bae have the hair bun for the smol model or is that a custom edit that people use for videos?

>squeezed between mumei and irys
you can't make this up.

>>53389046
Who is Baelz?

>>53389046
Did management make this
Who tf is Baelz

>>53389153
>>53389188
Probably done by management or something yes. Nobody outside of Kiara calls her that.

Kiara said when shes ever gone out to dinner with Bae, Bae tries to maximize the time she can to keep everyone together to hang out as long as possible

https://litter.catbox.moe/97afs9.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/xvxcxc.png

since no one knows "baelz" here, you guys won't mind me marrying baelz then right?

>>53389393
You can have baelz im marrying hakotan

>>53388570
You fool, don't you realize that in order to Rock Climb, you must actually understand Grand Sumo?

>>53389317
Baelz the rape succubus also a rat

Brats...

You foolish brrats are trying too hard
I'll simply ask her if she wants a bucket of fried chicken, same with Paparat
And everything falls into place from there.

>>53389317
Why is she grabbing an invisible person though?

>>53389317
Is that Mr. Squeaks in the corner.

>>53389752
I left my cloak on sorry

>>53389725
>Not hunting the chicken down with your bare hands, defeathering it yourself, and frying it yourself

>>53389725
And how did that work out with miss Pauling, scout?

>>53389996
Mfer thinks he's Rocky Balboa

>>53390053
Never tried it, but I think my plan won't end with a bread monster trying to attack us like a certain back stabbin' scumbag's did.

>>53390367
Now hold on soldier, I will not have that my accomplishments be attributed to that flimsy fremchman. It was I who teleported that bread and created the monster! And I'd do it again if I could, best spent 3 days before my death of my life!

>>53390693
You teleported the bread!?
To where, page 9?

>>53391105
No, I teleported it up your BUTT!

Okay guys, we need the POI for the divegrass so reply if you want more divegrass, also I was thinking on the changes for the players so I did some taking in mind the form we did a few days ago, what do you guys think? This isn't final or anything. Keep in mind, positions will most likely change, the only important thing is the silvers and golds

>>53392175
I want more divegrass!

>>53392175
Hell yeah, hopeully we will do better this time

>>53392175
looks pretty good

>>53389315
That's adorable

>>53392175
>the only important thing is the silvers and golds
Now watch all the goals come from the backs

sex with the rat's feet

sex with the rat's armpits

>>53395509
You just know Jack will carry the team again

>>53395681
Can someone explain Jack to me
I know he's from FF but i don't know how he became relevant

>>53395876
He came here to kill Chaos. You need not know any more.

>>53395876
A guy with amnesia obsessed with killing Chaos.

>>53392175
God, I don't want to think what kind of abomination Lesbian Harem will be like
I'm a little sad Rate This Goal will never make it, and it's a shame to see PepsiNeesan gone, but I guess she and the rest of her sisters will live on through Mika
And hell yeah I want more divegrass. I only watched the first 2 matches because I've had some health related stuff fucking me over, but I really enjoyed it overall
>>53395876
Jack has the meme of killing chaos, and very early on after we got to see Council's designs and also after Bae's debut, we got some Jack memes of him supporting Bae
Honestly, it might be the earliest Bae /vt/ meme

https://streamable.com/u40gtg
what did she mean by this?

Bros why is our oshi so slow?
https://files.catbox.moe/0zssfx.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1KUcTmKofA
the collab frame is up

>>53396274
This sent me into a laughing fit when I was watching live for some reason

>>53396097
JESAS FUCK THESE WOMEN NEED TO MOVE IN TOGETHER ALREADY

>>53396274
I love this innocent 12 3/4 years old

>>53395965
>>53396018
>>53396072
so it's something to do with his lore, makes sense
Never paid much attention to FF so i had no idea of what the connection was.

>>53392175
I think that entire lineup looks great and up-to date with all the Bae memes, names and lore
>>53395876
Quite possibly the most autistic character squeenix has created, guy is a walking meme

>>53396290
Thanks! Fauna is starting soon (36 mins), if anyone's gonna watch the whole thing

>>53396274
Wifi lag in real life but for the brain
>>53396502
I'll be watching them all in a somewhat sleep deprived state, wish me luck

>>53396600
Good luck! I had a short nap an hour ago so I'm gonna be fine. Hopefully.

>>53396097
I miss ORK house...

>>53397035
ORK house was one of the best arcs ever, I would kill to have another one

>tfw when USB tethering has twice the speed and half the latency of your wired connection

Gotta love that copper wire

>>53396097
The ORK days will return i believe

>>53392175
Hey divegrass anon i got the perfect design for papa rat

Just put ears on him

>>53397611
I raise you one higher.

>>53397739
kek

>>53397611
>>53397739
Clearly the only correct choice

>>53397910
willie could take him

>>53398092
A battle for the history books

>>53392175
Please make Hagneto a silver medal. That GRAVITY SQUEEZE song is too funny

Aight, seems like we have green light for this team, I'll start on working on the tactics and aesthetics now.

>>53396072
>rate this goal
It's not an awful idea for a player but for it to be funny it would need to be a medal and score, it's just asking for it to never score kek

>>53397611
kek, I'll think about it

I'm happy to see you all are into this, I'll do as much as I can to make the best team possible for you guys, this time we aren't rushing and I spent the past 6 months learning about pes autism

>>53397910
I am so down for Yujiro paparat

>>53398176
would love to see a game of cartoon heroes of the west vs anime heroes of the east
And not like DC and marvel VS naruto and One piece
Im talking like Perrie the platypus vs baki

I....... there's a lot of time left till bae karaoke....... I.......

>>53399299
>Perrie the platypus vs baki
Dude come on, bringing out the boss right out the bat is kinda unfair to the anime boys...

>>53399504
Just don't think about the fact that there's just one Bae stream left this week tomorrow and then you'll be Baeless for possibly even SEVERAL days

>>53399592
What
You're kidding

>>53399592
On the upside its offcollab and with ollie, that stream should be an absolute riot

>>53399785
Too bad it's a fucking mukbang, I find loud eating disgusting

>>53399970
It's ok because us brapchads will be winning once they start destroying their buttholes with spicy noodles

>>53399970
But it's cute rat and cute zoombie
Not Nikado Avacado

>>53399970
i'll overlook my disdain for mouth noises because the girls doing it are cute

>>53399540
Then we'll start with this guy

I hope Bae never takes off the net for her 3D model

>>53400256
I fucking love that retarded little net, it's become so iconic

>>53399592
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53399592
I seem to remember her saying that she's busier this week than the next. I expect her to stream more next week.

>>53400661
Didn't she say Only Up Endurance was next week

>>53400769
Yes. She won't be able to do it this week because she's too busy but will be able to do it next week so I'm guessing she'll be more free and I do expect a P5 stream as well.

Well, Faufau was fun. I didn't expect some of those high notes.

>>53402174
She's slowly getting better, although her singing Ave Maria was an experience.
Time for the clock.

>>53402355
That's a small clock

>>53398390
goodspeed footy autist

Damn, Kronster's usseewa sounds fucking amazing

>>53403345
Her laugh during the end of that last song was so fucking tight too

>>53395876

>>53404597
Ye, I didn't expect it, blew me away

I sure can't wait to buy my smol bae plush being revealed tonight!

ok mooms time, shes gonna be very cute and curse for sure

>>53406059
Oh fuck, please no, my poor wallet. At least wait until the anniversary.

>>53405043
does anyone have that vocaroo a guy recorded for /brrat/ vs /ligma/ i think it was
the one that had "uuuu i miss chaos"

LIKE A SWEET SONG OF A CHOIR
YOU LIGHT MY MORNING SKY
BAERNING LOVE

Mooms singing Elvis is doing something to me

>>53406449
>rat womb tattoo
lmao

https://twitter.com/Cafelittle_1st/status/1679508783041761281

>>53406511
i missed her mooming all over the place

>Drunk council collab
PLEASE DO

she wants councilrys drunk for the collab

This is fucking hilarious

>>53407234
she knows that if they get drunk its gonna become a gay rp festa

>>53407896
Drunk IRyS will end up sexually harassing everyone

Always fucks me up how white girl mumei is lmao

>>53407896
And that's what we love

Guys i think shes mooming too hard

>>53407994
She's every mid 2000s nerdy band/scene girl in a nutshell

>>53408206
>No SOAD
>No Linking Park
>No Limp Bizkit
My culture is not a joke mumei

>>53408460
None of those outside of Linkin Park fit the criteria for what I said

>>53408664
nta she sang liking park songs in the past

Bae's got a lot of pressure on her shoulders to carry this kino energy forward

>>53409189
it's unarchived, she'll bring out the big meme guns

Rat SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTMYQP23g-s

RAT ON THE TELLY

HERE WE GO!

TELLYYYYYYYY

WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE

Holy shit what a cute background

KINO

Bench Tails

I forgot how goofy this model was
>goofy ass song
lmao

>>53410241
If by cute you mean creepy

>four hours of sleep
Bae...

GO BAE GO

Oh god she really is 12 (or younger now but probably still older than L'il Bae?)

I am developing a negative Pavlovian response to the people who feel the need to ask if she got coffee or if she just woke up every stream

talking about whiplash

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Piggytaro my beloved

WHAT IS THIS SONG

This is quite the opener

HAHAHAHAHAAHH

Bae really going for the contrarian route lmao

im thinking kino

I don't know why I find this hilarious but I do

Fucking hell lmao

>>53410752
have you seen council casual outfits? lol

mubae cute

>>53410874
not dressing like a boring cottage core college aged white woman doesnt mean she's contrarian

Bae should pivot and do Harvester of Sorrow

>>53411111
non intentional, thats for sure

>kids song
>hairspray
>adele
How chaotic

>>53411384
We just need a metal song now

>>53411453
Oh fuck please let it be

i think her current settings are making her sound more clear than usual

>>53411453
Ill nut if someone in Hololive covers Egypt from Dio

So all the kids are inbreds
Is this a special kids park

>>53410297
You think Bae knows or she's blissfully unaware?

>>53411681
I could see IRyS killing Stand Up and Shout

>>53411908
bench tails is a very online meme

SHE'S SO LUCKY
SHE'S A STAR
BUT SHE CRY CRY CRY CRIES IN HER LONELY HEART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxNThKrDDss&ab_channel=AvrilLavigne-Topic
Please Bae, sing the songs of my first crush

>>53411908
Prolly has seen it once or twice, but I doubt she has been subjected to the horrors like some of us have

>>53411968
>Edgy teenager young adult
>becomes a hag and comes back with K-K-Kawaii
Avril is my 3dpd waifu

Phantom every time is so tiring...

>>53412213
Phantom is great.

>>53412213
I used to not like POTO but as an adult I can listen to it forever, it truly is one of the best musicals ever composed

I always have a giggle when she sings POTO cuz it's slang for ass here

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDS LIKE A MECHA SONG THAT PLAYS IN A TENSE MOMENT

>>53412248
Sure but not every fucking karaoke ad nauseum

>>53412421
K-Kono Pressha...masaka...Opera no Phantomu?!

>>53412504
most holo girls karaokes are pretty samey bud

>>53412421
Really, if you think about it, mecha anime is basically opera

>>53412421

GO BAE GOO

Man, she always nails this shit

B-I-N-G-O

BINGO TIME

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1679683877114380288

>>53412945
oh nice actual games

>>53412945
So what's the announcement gonna be aside that im their boyfriend?

>>53412945
Hope it's Jackbox or Uno

>>53412998
we're approaching the 1 year debut of these models so its probably plushie merch of the models

>>53413036
Isn't uno only 4 players

>>53413104
>YOU HAVE UNO MUMEI

>>53413104
Oh yeah lmao

>>53413079
Fuck, I always buy plushies, I'm gonna go broke

>>53413036

why wont any of the girls sing Surrender by Cheap Trick?

Wait a minute...this song...!!!

>>53413331
they didnt play guitar hero growing up

>lost child perform for pennies
Wait that's illegal.

>>53413282
Oh god no not again I can't stand to watch Bae be excluded as Fauna solves all the puzzles solo

This song opens with the line hi what's up I've got a big cock

>>53413411
>Nigga
And here we... go...

Wait Baelz is white?

>>53413495
macklemore has never said nigga silly

>>53413603
nice

>>53413569
Pic rel is her roomate

>my chemical romance
Oh boy

>>53413642
wtf man doxx!!!! Mods please delete!

bros is she ok???

IRYS TIME

>>53413642
satchbag is her roommate?

Rate the karaoke!

RATE THIS HOMELESS RODENT BELTING FOR CHANGE ON THE PLAYGROUND

who was before bae on the relay? i went to have dinner mid fauna's stream, did i miss mumei or did i miss kronii?

>no salad bar
>no juruu
I'm not ogey

>>53414005
moomers

>>53414005
Didn't you miss both, which is a shame, they were the best ones

>16k views
I thought EN karaoke averaged 5k views, how did she get so many views?

>>53413967
>>53413972
I genuinely honestly think that was one of Bae's finest vocal performances yet/10

>>53413642
>Hannibal graduates from the Eric Andre show at the end of 2020
>Goes radio silent
>Bae debuts 6 months later
strong rrat

>>53413579
I must have misheard it then, they probably could negotiate an N-word pass with that vampire guy from homostars in case of an N-bomb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVNI7GlYK68&ab_channel=LFCVEVO
Post a song from your country /rrat/. Lets keep the Kino rolling

>>53414005
Faust, Kronk, Overwatch Mei,

>>53414005
It was Faufau, Kronster, Moom, Bae and now IWyS, so you missed both

>>53413967
>>53413972
She's not ogey!/10
very unhinged.

>>53414005
Missed both.

>>53414098
They are passing us CouncilRyS viewers around like we are cheap whores.

>>53414078
>>53414091
>>53414141
>>53414143
>>53414154

FML, ill need to grab an archive later, i thought i only missed one and only enjoyed half of bae's stream too

>>53414320
Be sure to check out Moom's for sure, it was dripping with kino and the best one so far IMO, glorious setlist

>>53413967
>>53413972
Amazingly, stupidly fun/10
Love that she's keeps getting less afraid of singing kids songs; it may be odd, but it's part of the fun, and that's one of the best part of karaokes, not just listening to a good voice. And the other songs in her setlist were good anyway.

>>53414320
Here's the magnets.
>>53402207 (Fauna)
>>53406148 (Kronii)
>>53410187 (Mumei)

>>53384572

>>53414626
You forgor Bae's
>>53414076

>>53414626
ty anon

>>53414300
Are we not?

>>53414897
I'm sorry

IM NOT A PERFECT PERSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN

>simple plan
Wew

>>53415464
Welp, I heard something else, it was Hoobastank
I think I need to clean my ears

>the mer-

Irys.................

GUYS I THINK IRYS IS RETARDED

>IRyS just leaked beegsmol merch drop

IRyS...

>>53415956
>IRyS leaked merch
>again
When is Bae putting a muzzle on her?

>>53415956
Unironically got me excited. I love Bae's smol design so much.

Gaga's songs were pretty fun

>>53416079
im not gonna say no to some merch, specially if it makes the girls money.
But i was kinda hoping for a song, something more fun instead of some plushie that will take 5 years to ship

>>53416167
theyre pretty well written pop tunes

>>53416332
Same. Though I wanted a song because I didn't want to buy more merch just yet.

I got the limited ep. I'm not giving Cover any more fucking shipping money.

>>53416575
But Anon.. your very own Baeby

>>53416643
Give me an anatomically correct Bae figurine.

>just fucking realized that the only use beegsmole plushies will have its either a punching bag for funneh videos or masturbatory aid (Kronii fans only)

>>53416782
>only
>no irystocrats
They're as horny as their oshi

>>53416782
Have you ever seen funny fumo videos? I think those'd work.

i hope the plushies are fuckhuge desu

>>53414098
wait a minute...that recommendation...

>>53417355
Well, it was a numbernigger post by someone not suscribed to Bae, so it was a given

>>53417353
Probably gonna be around the size milord was and take as long to ship too...

>>53413282
>changed to Gartic Phone
God bless

>>53418252
IRyS's magnet

>>53418225
Nice.

https://twitter.com/Fongban_illust/status/1679701682467540993
Based unity lesbian

>10 minute delay

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it; I'm going to do unspeakable things to that Bae plushie

>>53419338
Gross

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1679703319206559744
they are sending cunt pics...

>>53419721
I misread this as cute pics at first

>>53419721
more mooms pics

Telly real soon!
https://youtu.be/r1KUcTmKofA

>>53419721
Dats gay

RAT ON MOOM'S TELLY

Bae, Fauna and IRyS having seen each others naked bodies. I feel like they should talk more about that.

Oh hi

BAE AND MUMEI SITTING IN A TREE

MuBae!

either they are all drunk or they alll fucked.
either way its kino

>>53420540
KISSING

>it prevents sag
Uhhh

>>53420540
B-I-N-G-O

Saggy tits lives rent free in IRyS' head...

>they bully Irys
>she cums
this is all part of her plan huh

I don't understand how it can be so hard to raise Bae's volume.

Fauna would probably jerk off to that idea bae

FauBae GODS we are feasting today

>>53421232
Why is there no stream where the girls sexually tease Fauna into squirting?

>>53421372
Because irys would cum first

>3 girls one tub
BAD MOOM!

WHAT A DEAL

>And they have
HAVE WHAT?!

>chaos's prompt leads to world peace

>ANON YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER
>SHE'S SHIPPING SIRI

Thats not even the VW badge
It's what the hippies used to replace the logo with on their hippy vans

Gartic is not nearly as fun when only one person is streaming their perspective

>>53422813
it just has more downtime. Its still funny when they show the drawings

It's nice to know that, years on, Bae still can't draw.

That Shinji reference has to be IRyS lmao

>Shit sea
That gotta be Bae

This is going to be wild

Kronii the worm...

they are all 12...

This entire stream should have been the story prompts, these are kino

Holy fuck those are good.

Bae's mind is wonderful.

>get your non nerd fujo friends to join on the fanfic writing
thanks Bae, you too Irys
even in the coldest nights, you keep tha block hot

This is what happens when you give fanfic writers too much power

Your oshi has Asthma.

Kronii exposed as a brapper

>>53424675
Light asthma that rarely effects her

Bae watched Guilty Crown...

those plushies look like shit what the fuck

It is the plushies!

I'm not impressed by the quality on these plushies honestly, they look off

>>53425244
>>53425304
The head isnt comically big like in the models and the torso is thinner so it lacks the soul

Perfect
Now i have no issue saving money till the anniversary merch

>>53425304
>>53425244
Its the head being smaller

The plushie is way too cute.
>>53425563
Same. I'll buy this together with Bae's anniversary merch to save on shipping.

>>53425717
yeah bae's one is the cutest by far
the rest look off, irys and mumei's one are the worst

im falling asleep and the merch was revealed so im going to sleep.
night everyone, good luck on snatching a cursed bae plushie that drinks your strawberry milk and calls you a silly

I'm assuming there's no rush to buy the plushie right away like the council mascots last year right?

>>53426042
Yeah theyre gonna be a pre order like any made to order plushie merch
Probably a 2 to 3 week period. Wont make it to Baes anniversary likely but id like to be wrong

>>53425717
That's probably a decent idea, I might do the same assuming they aren't gonna sell out super fast or anything

Honestly what a letdown.
Like, i actually think the plushies are kinda decent looking, with Bae's and Sana's being the cutest of them
but irys still has 1.0 design, Kronii looks off and Mumei is also looking weird.
It was leaked (i love you irys but get some neurons) and overall the buildup was far too grand for such a meh announcement that mumei blitzed over

>>53426140
>sell out
That's my only fear about waiting.

FauBae is for piss chads.

>>53426498
they should cross the streams

Theyre up for pre order till the 14th
They ship in mid January

uwaaaahhhh

>>53426456
while i agree with the announcement being lame and the plushies being not stellar, the stream was good enough so begone foxwhore who makes me cum buckets

My dream has been fulfilled... I can die happy.

UWAAAAAAAAH IRYS AND BAE PEEING ON MY MOOOOOOOOUTH

You got your rat piss on stream, are you happy?

Very pissy ending

What's my cope this evening for spending $70 on a plushie again?

>>53427415
You can do what I'm gonna do and make the smol Bae ride Lord Squeakers into battle, which would be very cute

>>53427356
not until I get the bass boosted audio

I literally do not have room for more plushies in my room yet they keep making more

>>53427616
You know what you've completely sold me on it actually, that sounds cute as hell

>>53427616
I was also sold on this image now

>>53427616
I still fucking regret not grabbing the Mr Squeaks plushie.
I'm going to hold off buying, might change my mind later.

>>53427616
I didnt have money when they released Squeaks and im sad they will never rerelease the mascots

>>53428292
I missed the Bae mug
You will never know my pain

>>53428352
Could be worse, you order the mug but it arrives shattered

>>53428418
Do they offer any replacement on that or are you just fucked?

>>53427616
This is smaller than the Mr. Squeaks one right?

>>53414626
>>53414897
>>53418527
Is there a MEGA of smolBae with video?

aaaahhhh bread nooooooo

>>53428941
Not a MEGA link, but here's a YT video
https://youtu.be/Km-hEo-EeL4
I haven't checked it yet, but I assume everything's in there

>>53429561
It will be back when the frame goes up

>>53429562
Thank you anon.

>>53428941
I can stick up a mega but not sure if it'll be done by the time the thread dies.

>>53426456
>irys still has 1.0 design
But she has her brighter 2.0 colors I believe. Plushie was probably too far into prototyping to completely change.
Also I would say take another look at Myth's smol plushies, far more inaccurate and cheap looking in my opinion. These look pretty good in comparison, especially Bae, even if people have their nitpicks.

I'm gonna miss za bread