ORDER IN THE BOARD /vt/ your opening statement?

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Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:44:18 2021 No.5306554 [Reply] [Original]

ORDER IN THE BOARD

/vt/ your opening statement?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:45:39 2021 No.5306596 >>5306554 Your honor, i will not apologize for 8 page essay on the taste of Risus's armpits. A man must sometimes make a stand, and stand tall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:46:40 2021 No.5306641 >>5306554 Your honor This is a rrat thing, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:47:58 2021 No.5306687 >>5306554 Ha you black. Am I free to go now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:48:16 2021 No.5306696 File: 37 KB, 640x640, a497gZj9_700w_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] When i was a baby, i was scared of babies

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:50:36 2021 No.5306816 File: 35 KB, 637x358, miko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306641 Hey pekora, can you make me a sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:51:08 2021 No.5306857 >>5306554 OCHINCHIN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:52:21 2021 No.5306914 >>5306554 "Nigga"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:52:35 2021 No.5306933 File: 383 KB, 640x640, when-the-imposter-is-sus-.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 Your honor, >20 secs of suspenseful silence Nigger Faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:53:56 2021 No.5307005 thank you judge I like funny anime girl no further questions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:55:09 2021 No.5307055 File: 2.16 MB, 1182x1591, Hololive.full.3202269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Let me tell you girls something about women Something about women

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:57:31 2021 No.5307140 File: 47 KB, 600x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Give me a sub MaAaaAaN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 22:59:16 2021 No.5307231 File: 28 KB, 716x722, IMG_20200705_173716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306816 No

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:02:08 2021 No.5307360 File: 45 KB, 637x358, mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5307231 FAQ YOU OWE ME

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:06:40 2021 No.5307537 File: 142 KB, 434x434, nuigurumi_coco_202012_en.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Coco wants to make an asacoco operation out of her asacoco and fill the streets with asacoco

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:07:26 2021 No.5307565 >>5306554 SEX

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:13:10 2021 No.5307796 >>5307360 Gura will make you a sandwich: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxwOR_kjgoM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:14:47 2021 No.5307841 >>5306554 Mori bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:18:15 2021 No.5307947 File: 51 KB, 996x474, EyyPZKdU8AIfWky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pee pee poo poo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:18:48 2021 No.5307977 Statement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:33:23 2021 No.5308522 File: 16 KB, 240x240, D3512AEA-4ACD-4259-B5D5-7DA407DC970A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 ahem Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the court… UOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 18 23:35:12 2021 No.5308594 File: 2.68 MB, 1920x6233, holofesh3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 00:27:10 2021 No.5310923 >>5308594 My eyes have seen heaven

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 00:38:09 2021 No.5311374 >>5306554 league of legends

Anonymous Sat Jun 19 01:16:52 2021 No.5312513
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Your honor my client was clearly off his meds and is schizophrenic, his rrat's where mearly in jest and didn't expect for his claims to be the final yab

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 01:20:22 2021 No.5312592 ORE WA SEKKSU NI NARU

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 01:21:24 2021 No.5312607 You see your honor... the cunny was actually 9001 years old

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 01:21:55 2021 No.5312619 File: 1.22 MB, 1342x754, watamage look.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] your honor, my client pleads warukunai yo ne

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 01:22:01 2021 No.5312621 >>5306554 Kill yourself post-haste

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 01:34:04 2021 No.5312903 >>5312619 Watamage, please stay in HFZ threads. It would be bad if your power started affecting the site itself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 01:54:52 2021 No.5313381 File: 372 KB, 535x494, 1617290755230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 I plead the 5th, peko

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 02:40:31 2021 No.5314330 File: 343 KB, 498x498, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3yL-MZT1ws

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 02:52:35 2021 No.5314542 >>5306554 I FUCKING HATE CHINKS I FUCKING HATE CHINKS I FUCKING HATE CHINKS. Thats is all, your honor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 02:57:48 2021 No.5314640 >>5306554 i need to call my lawyer saul goodman first before i speak to feds

Anonymous Sat Jun 19 03:05:56 2021 No.5314812

>>5306554
ITT: People don't know that the Prosecution/Plantiff give opening statements first.

Your Honor, rrats and riggers have plagued this board for months, and plagued /jp/ before us. However, few things have damaged this board's reputation as much as dramafags. Parasitically moving from drama to drama, without any care or consequence, destroying the ability to have discourse, discussion, and dialogue on any subject of active controversy. Today, we intend to end this. Today, we intend to pose evidence that all of the board's TRUE problems lie with the dramafags, and that they should be brought to justice. Today, we hope to exact JUSTICE for those that have been falsely accused in the name of drama: the KFP, the Deadbeats, the Chumbuds, the Tatsunokos, the 2 fans of Nyanners. Even, in some extremely rare cases, Zhangs.

Thank you, Your Honor.

Anonymous Sat Jun 19 05:35:40 2021 No.5317458

>>5306554
good morning your honor
i am here to say my oshi in question(aqua), has no the intellectual capacity nor the wisdom to know how to behave agaisnt the chinese menace and do everything the management says, the hate against aqua is unjustified and the fact and i must say we must do something against the hate that multiples communities have against her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 05:38:48 2021 No.5317520 >>5306554 My client, Nakiri Ayame, is not a whore

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 05:41:16 2021 No.5317561 Cover has fucked up a lot but they aren't a black company. They want to succeed and be a "premiere" destination for talent. Therefore we should support them through ups and downs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 05:44:05 2021 No.5317626 File: 454 KB, 539x538, 1622695768874.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 >Ahem >Let me look for my papers >Ahem >Is this michrophone on? >FUCK JANNIES

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 06:04:18 2021 No.5318000 File: 31 KB, 128x128, 810045768811282462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your honor my client was simply defending his wallet from the evil pikamee hater

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 06:07:22 2021 No.5318064 >>5307537 but anon, aren't some of those asacoco?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 06:09:23 2021 No.5318098 And so, we conclude that Vshojo in fact was better than hololuvr

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 06:24:53 2021 No.5318375 >>5306554 your honor, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znf2Rpf0Mzo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 06:27:33 2021 No.5318424 >>5306554 >opening statement You will never be japanese

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 09:22:53 2021 No.5324130 File: 80 KB, 557x726, 1622388482687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA AND YOU FIND HAACHAMA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 09:28:27 2021 No.5324305 Your Honor, League of Legends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 09:30:39 2021 No.5324377 File: 1.43 MB, 1347x751, baqua.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5308594 DRINK 5 HOUR ENERGY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 09:32:48 2021 No.5324439 File: 91 KB, 736x765, 1640563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your honor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 09:36:48 2021 No.5324560 File: 698 KB, 1794x2048, 1606099142283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7jWudJzPUs&t=24s

Anonymous Sat Jun 19 09:58:48 2021 No.5325244
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>>5306554
MY DOG JUST DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 10:11:59 2021 No.5325896 >>5314330 Bring him back! BRING HIM BACK!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 10:27:35 2021 No.5326748 File: 673 KB, 411x439, Approve12.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5308594 The literal actual best post on /vt/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 10:29:34 2021 No.5326856 >>5306554 ogeeeyyyy rrrrrrrrattttttttttttttttt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 10:37:09 2021 No.5327290 >>5307140 no more subs, will

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 10:37:59 2021 No.5327348 File: 37 KB, 256x192, 594944267.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 Tell me /vt/, if you hate Kiara so much, why do you keep making threads bout her?

Anonymous Sat Jun 19 10:43:22 2021 No.5327666

>>5306554
its all the fault of the same fagin falseflaging chitzos who are ironically acting like ESLs who are just baiting (you) but all the (you) that they get are samefag replies.
This is why I want you, judge, to range ban all of asia, america and europe plus those ruskies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 10:52:26 2021 No.5328205 >>5327348 OBJECTION! There is evidence that the threads are started by discord raiders and not regular users of /vt/! This means that my client cannot be held responsible for the creation of these threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 11:02:01 2021 No.5328782 File: 70 KB, 687x687, 1623045001429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 HEY! You don't talk to my wife like that. >>5312592 Takeshi no you'll die

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 12:29:20 2021 No.5334256 File: 546 KB, 659x747, 13354338534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH MY GOD SHES GOD

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 12:33:55 2021 No.5334558 >>5306554 I think that one guy trying to turn /vt/ into BET programing with his blackwebms SUCKS.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 12:42:24 2021 No.5335053 File: 1.50 MB, 2047x1447, 1603702697284.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY MUM MY MUM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 12:55:59 2021 No.5335703 File: 860 KB, 1125x804, yagoo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Yagoo, im yagoo >Thats Y A G E A N K E >No E

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 13:04:21 2021 No.5336192 >>5317520 OBJECTION : Overwhelming evidence proves that this is a LIE

Anonymous Sat Jun 19 13:48:53 2021 No.5338559
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxD9Z5nN4TM&t=7137s

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in the matter of Board of /vt/ vs. Ms. Kureiji Ollie, the Board will ask you to review all the evidence, including over half an hour of the defendant's own stream, and convict Ms. Ollie. The pending charges are as follows: 2nd Degree Thottery, Reckless Endangerment to Stream Quality, Disturbing the Peace, and Getting Fingerbanged on Stream (one count each). Maximum penalty under VTuber law is Graduation and revocation of the "Idol" title.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 14:41:18 2021 No.5341277 File: 35 KB, 296x375, respect.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 I DEMAND THAT COCO STAYS AND THAT HAACHAMA IS TO BE RETURNED TO ME IMMEDIATELY that is all

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 14:46:43 2021 No.5341497 File: 117 KB, 366x558, watawitch.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306816 i can "make YOU a sandwich" wink

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 15:54:08 2021 No.5344379 >>5306554 It all started when I noticed that the victim was cute and funny

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 16:20:42 2021 No.5345756 >>5338559 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 19:10:44 2021 No.5353985 >>5324305 Death

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 19:28:39 2021 No.5354533 File: 1.76 MB, 1280x714, beaenkes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5306554 How could he be so cruelhouse?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 20:27:39 2021 No.5356869 File: 183 KB, 850x1346, mel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WHATS YOUR P-P-P-POINT?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 20:33:11 2021 No.5357206 File: 1.16 MB, 1080x1125, yo24axoqauv51.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There goes Artia, the biggest douche who ever lived

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 21:49:55 2021 No.5361609 >>5357206 >Biggest ASS who ever lived, what a douche

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 19 22:44:20 2021 No.5363513 File: 287 KB, 355x361, 1612739587460.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5361609 Man you could drop DEEEEEAD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 02:09:47 2021 No.5373601 File: 89 KB, 800x800, Anya_Melfissa_Portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FpZwpopHGI

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 02:29:52 2021 No.5374052 File: 1.84 MB, 325x244, beamup.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5308594 >Because you read it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 02:30:35 2021 No.5374073 >>5306554 AYAME IS A WHORE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 02:34:43 2021 No.5374152 File: 274 KB, 417x388, 1623175026602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your honor, I declare KOOPA LOVE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 03:54:39 2021 No.5375942 >>5308594 >you swindled me fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 03:57:38 2021 No.5376009 >>5308594 Here to appreciate this post.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 07:54:49 2021 No.5380251 >>5374152 Objection. Koopa is a dirty slut who likes to NTR her audience.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 20 09:55:36 2021 No.5383547 >>5308522 Good one

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