/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52904956
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>52904990
AMEN

>>52904990
Amen.

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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I'm loving gavis bettel now

https://twitter.com/RHYKQO/status/1676616381754937345?t=L3PtZV0wvIpfthE1l1DPYA&s=19

>>52904990
Amen.

What the actual fuck was that game Bettel

watching bettel play league reminds me of my girlfriend
do you guys have any oc request

>>52905415

>>52905528
altare getting fucked by a goron

>>52905540
ToT

>>52905528
Altare and Vesper using matching dumb hats

>>52905528
Yes I do- Never mind this is better >>52905654

vesmeowchi
>>52905528
perhaps some vesmeowchi...

>>52905528
Ojisan vesper taking shota Altare to the park

>>52905528
Flayon with hobbit feet

>>52904956
Need fanart of Altare and Axel as The Brothers Bloom with Magni as Bang Bang and Vesper as Penelope

Bettle: i'm not playing smite
What's wrong with smite?

>>52905906
can't talk about it because it's forbidden knowledge

>>52905906
It's a shitty game

>>52905906
it's a moba game with a third person ground view instead of a top down view of the map like every single other moba out there. It's fun for two seconds until you realize it's garbage to play.

>>52905528
Flayon eating a big burger

Bettel ryona behind sploinker

>you're watching tv
>bettel walks in and sees you on the sofa
>he flinches from the mere sight of you
>you don't even look his way
>you pat on the sofa right next to you, telling him to sit down
>he holds back for a second but does as he is told
>you're watching the news together, the weather is on
>bettel barely looks at the screen, he is constantly watching you from the side, trying to guess your next move
>you life up your hand, he flinches
>you put it down on his thigh, he tenses up
>you start stroking, like you are petting a cat
>he relaxes again
>you coo him, tell him how cute he can be
>he lets out a small chuckle, he thinks he's save
>you ram your nails into his thigh
>he tries to hold back a scream, only lets out a sigh
>he's used to the pain now
>and it drives you mad
>you retract your hand and quickly pull him by the back of his head by his hair
>he let's out a pathetic yelp
>still no scream
>still clinging to his hair, you push his head forward and slam it against the coffee table in front of him
>a dull thud
>a pathetic moan and whine
>but still no scream
>you pull him up again and start shouting
>you ask him why he makes it so hard for you
>you love his screams more than anything about him
>why won't he scream for you?
>what did you do wrong?
>does he not love you anymore?
>at that question, something in him snaps
>he pushes you away, so you fall back onto the sofa
>shocked that he would fight back, you lie there defenseless for a second, before you start kicking him from your position
>your kick reaches his face
>you broke his nose
>and like people do when their nose gets broken, he throws up
>all. over. you.
>you can barely comprehend what is happening
>but when bettel recovers from vomiting, he sees red
>you wanted to hear him scream and that is what you get
>he copies you and grabs you by your hair and yanks you up
>before you even understand what he's doing, he rams his cock in your mouth
>all while screaming as loud as he can at you
>calling you a worthless bitch
>screaming at you to swallow every drop
>when you need air, he pushes your head down even more violently before sliding off
>he lets you take one big breath
>you're ready to fight back, you punch him in the gut and he tumbles back
>you punch him in the face, your fist lands on his eye
>but he catches himself again
>he rips off your pants and screams at you even more
>calls you a pathetic whore
>a freak of nature
>he laughs at how wet you are from this, he can just slide in
>you keep fighting back
>you bang your fists on his chests
>he restrains them, and turns you around
>he keeps screaming, now directly in your ear
>your head is hurting, everything is spinning
>he pulls out his dick again and instead fucks your thighs from behind
>rubbing against your clit with each thrust
>he keeps insulting you, calling you a bitch and a freak for enjoying this
>you're embarassed how quickly you came
>noticing that you came before him, he pushes you on your knees and continues where he left off
>pushes his cock in your mouth and you reluctantly start sucking it
>only a few minutes later, he explodes inside your mouth and he pushes your head down so you have to taste all of it
>it's a lot, it spills from your mouth tightly sealed around his shaft
>almost as soon as he finished, the effect of the adrenaline rushing through his veins wears off and he collapses onto the couch, as his nose continues bleeding heavily

My clown is dying, he'll asphyxiate before he even gets to his diabetes arc and it won't even be me doing the checking

I just realized the shark namedropped Jeffrey in a stream recently, Vesper's not his only client. The lore deepens...

>>52906583
this shrink is menhera as fuck

>>52905554
the corn kernel looking creature from zelda? whats wrong with you. it looks so cute how could you ever do that to it.

>>52906335
>the domination loss agenda

>>52906621
counterpoint

>>52905654
vouching for this one please id do it myself but i fucking cramped my entire arm from drawing the boys ambiguously brown thanks ilu

I want to lovingly and consensually hurt Bettel until he vomits.

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/5D_Sn_DgjW4
https://youtu.be/5D_Sn_DgjW4
https://youtu.be/5D_Sn_DgjW4

BLUE MENACE ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/5D_Sn_DgjW4
https://youtu.be/5D_Sn_DgjW4
https://youtu.be/5D_Sn_DgjW4

Daterape intro...

Is Wow Classic era still alive? Watching Vesper earlier is making the old addiction start gnawing at me again.
I'm not talking about just hardcore either, but regular.

nyaltare

he’s been playing splatoon i see…

He's playing pokemon go...

Altare is so fucking cute

He's playing zelda huh...

pokémon go stream

>>52906942
No!! Nyaltare!! Ketchup is bad for cats!!

>>52906939
There are plenty of classic servers that are pretty populated I'm sure, vesper just chose a dead one on purpose.

>>52906942
cute cute cute

>>52906942
Suddenly I like cats.

>>52906942
cutest little kitty in the world

>I got branded
Bettelion sisters....take it easy....

oh my god… he’s using his regular voice to read dialogue. this stream is now watchable

>>52906942
I love your cat drawings.

>>52906335
Holy fuck THANK YOU I love your greentexts ToT

I doubt he can still do 100 pushups so he must die

>>52906335
Why can't you commit to the ryona, why are you a submissive little bitch

>>52907217
he’s so out of shape now kek

>>52905528
Magni but make him nyan neko sugar girls

>>52904990
Amen.

AAAIIIEE WHY IS THIS NAKED NIGGA DANCING ON MY SEISO TELLY

>>52906335
i love you and i missed you anon

>>52907243
I like ryonaing Bettel. But what I like even more is pushing him so hard towards his limits until he has to fight back. It's give and take.

The game audio feels really loud today.

>>52907243
Because this is Bettel's manager posting in a desperate attempt to convince people Bettel could hold down something heavier than a brisk can

Jerma is not handsome wtf

>>52906335
hot Im glad to see your stuff
You should put some biting in your next one maybes?

>>52907359
>It's give and take
Nta, but agree to disagree, I want to go full domination on Bettel, give him pain and love in equal measures and make his brain mush for me.

kek wtf altare

Magni....

JEFFREY MENTION

>>52907359
Because sub sisters in this thread can't stand not to be raped, never let them convinve you that Bette is for anything but affectionate aggression

>>52907359
I understand your pov, but the hotter thing for me is him trying to fight back and FAILING, only to feel more despair.

>>52906335
>bettel retaliating
pass

He did see the complaint about voices

>>52907359
nta, but this too is so good. Both submissive and aggressive Bettel are best. It would be nice to see him hurt even after trying to fight back and then losing all hope ToT

>League
I hate watch and anti on league days

>>52907376
NTA but I wish I was Bettel's manager and force him to top me against his will but no because being dommed by skinny, short, pathetic guys that I could break like a toothpick is my fetish

>>52907610
Tired of all the boys being written the same, give us some different flavors...

altare is killing vesties…

Shortare kek

Altare KILLING vesties on stream without remorse
the rrats are back

wdhmbt

>>52907709
what flavor is your favorite?

>>52907830
Manwhore Magni.

>>52907865
but magni is a woman

Damn it so close

>>52907830
I want to see yandere shinri

>>52907607
>>52907645

>>52907830
The bimbofication of Bettel. I don't want to hurt him, I just want to get him addicted to coke and cock.

>>52907920
holy based. shinri mama would take care of you after cutting your legs off

>>52907830
I like needy, clingy, slightly menhera Bettel

>>52907830
Really Fed-up Flayon

>>52907795
it's a dumb reference to a movie

>>52907830
Slutty camper Vesper who sucks and fucks his way through the entire US national park registry

Altare's top 3 Zelda games are Twilight Princess, Majora's Mask and Wind Waker but he doesn't want to include Wind Waker because he wants to have a unique opinion

>>52908200
literally a child

>>52908200
>wants to be unique
>has the most average opinion on zelda games
kek

>>52908200
I hate contrarian shit
Just like what you like. Stop giving a shit if it's super popular or the fanbase sucks or whatever

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I don't really know much about League, and even less about the mode Axel was playing, but it was nice to wake up and have a morning where I could just lazily listen to Axel. He's just cooking super hard in everything!!! Not just with the amount of streams that he does, but doing cover work and other recordings, and now lore!!! Once again I am going to shill his menshi, so if you like lore then I do recommended that you get it! T3 will have adventure themed wallpapers and the rest of HQ will be involved as well- very cute! Axel truly does love and adore everyone to want to include them in what he does, I really love that about him, no one gets left behind! And, this I may be misremembering, but T2 is to get written lore? That's so cool. I wonder what he's going to cook up for that! I love character lore especially so of course I have my own ideas, but if it's Axel himself creating it, or maybe getting some help with the specifics, then I can't help but be extra excited!!! He said that he wants to make it separate from him, like closer to manga Axel I guess? I do remember him saying a while back that he wanted to play a lot of different faces, wonder if that lead to this? But whatever!!! I'm just super excited for any more information to drop! I'm so curious man, and I kind of hope that it's as chunni as possible- it wouldn't be Axel Syrios otherwise, I think. Ah- I wish him the best of luck in creating a past that he enjoys, I'll be thinking about this nonstop for months I just know it. This guy man, I don't know, I just adore his attitude towards things and wanting to branch out more and more. He's always put himself down for not being creative, though I think he plenty is at times but in a different way, so this is huge! Axel's always striving for new things and working on himself and his content as much as he can. I hope that he's always motivated and loves what he does. I'll always be wishing the best for him and his projects, and that he's getting enough sleep and eating well. Stay happy and healthy always Axel!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52908200
For me its Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and Oracle of Seasons

>>52908200
he doesn't wanna share favorite games with flayon...

>>52908200
Based shit taste, at least he didn't say Skyward Sword

>>52908342
woah I never hear anyone talk about oracle of seasons

>>52907258
if i get carpal tunnel its your fault (mines) i fucking love nya neko sugar girls so much its unreal

For the anon who wants Shinri to stream Etrian Odyssey, he kinda acknowledged the situation just like I said earlier.
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1677093591158767617

>>52908374
altmachi OVER now that altnowa is back

>>52908200
the normie joke is getting to him…

Watching the Hunt vod. Altare and Vesper seem more comfortable with each now than they did before.

>>52908496
does vesper even like the zelda series?

>>52908486
How do you people still have access to twitter

>>52908486
what does it say

My favorite Zelda is Link's crossbow training

>>52908439
KEK CAN YOU DRAW AXEL AS HITOSHI
Also did you know there's a Japanese dub? https://youtu.be/bXH5Tq2X7So

>>52908560
>>52908562
I don't wanna ss because I'm phoneposting but
>yet another stream where shinri slowly makes progress on the MC server while talking about all the games he still needs to finish before starting a new series but he's got like 10 games ready to go

>>52908558
Dunno, he's played some though. But they share dumb man interests so he doesn't need Vesper to like Zelda

>>52908603
AHHHHH
HAMBAGA SANDUWHICH TO DIET COCACOLA

>>52908562
I haven't had any problems since the first day it was having issues

>>52908608
Some with so many games to play and others with barely anything
If there's anything positive about VG is how they brought diversity to Tempus gaming content.

>>52908439
lmfao wtf

>i'm a jobber

>>52908661
So like everyone in tempus?

>>52908558
not really from what we know altmachi seem to like zelda the most

>>52908712
Yeah but those 2 have especially dumb interests

>>52907830
Domgay Flayon who's not afraid to throw verbal abuse and homophobic slurs as he reams you deep

>>52908722
the zelda and pokemon autists...

>>52908786
flayumedan...

>>52908765
Altnowa will NEVER be Magnoir sis

>>52908890
You literally cannot fight with me, I ship everything

>>52908397
Really? It was like, 8 when I played it in 2004 but I LOVED games a little before my time and OoS was like, one of my fav games
It was actually the first halloween costume I planned on myself too, my dad even used his workshop to make the Rod of Seasons for me lol. Game made me a Zelda fan 100%

>>52908890
they don’t have to compete, they have totally different interest sets. altare can be vesper’s camping buddy and vesper and magni can get drunk together

>>52908965
Haha, you're 27, you're old.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ADWMOFC36LM?feature=share

>>52908958
based

>>52908683
SHUT UPP LMAO. I HAVE A CLIP OF THAT SAVED CAUSE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. ITS MY FUCKING FAVOURITE

>>52908965
lmao that's really cute

>>52908958
I concede.

>open waiting room
>dislike and report
>close waiting room

Tartar sauce

i miss flay...

Youtube has been so shit all day

How does he do it

>>52905528
This Oreimo parody but Nowa and Altare

>>52909133
P3 perms when?

truly jobber prime

>>52909000
Meanie anon...Luckily my family ages really well so I still look young, we arent even asian
>>52909064
aw thanks, its funny 'cause really whenever Zelda comes up in conversation, even though I remember a lot more of WW and Toon link games, and Twilight princess and all, OoS memories ALWAYS pop up first, It never really occurs to me that like you said, people dont really talk about it

>>52909141
Just...7 more days...

DADTARE ON STREAM?

unironic shipwarfags need to die

dadtare.. .

>>52909338
it's just some heehee ha has

>>52909238
they already have persona perms albeit with rules
Mori streamed P3P for example, though I have no idea if she finished it because I did not watch those streams

>>52909338
Fuck you, I will always hate Axfrey shippers. Veffrey >>>

6 more minutes until the collab of the year!

>>52909141
Aw was that my borger request? Thank you! Cute and savedpilled

my hole is fit for a king alright

>>52909338
Vesperonii>>>>>>>Altnowa

>>52909486
no, that's some old oc i know because i made it

This fight made me fall in love with video games as a kid

What would happen if Nowa went to Korea?

>>52909644
he'd be too horny to function

Stomach bulge Altare getting fucked by king Dodongo

>>52909644
North or south?

HE DID IT

>>52909312
i'm trying my best to blend into normie society...it's not working the best
>>52909486
i didn't make that i just saved it

i NEED to experience altare’s rooftop korean LOTR nerd dad

>>52909029
KOKO WA NIHON- australia

>>52907830
flayon's whole brat routine, whether i want him to get punished for it or enabled by getting whatever he wants depends on my mood that day

Do we know what this is a reference to?

>>52909785
idk but it's probably bettel

>>52909785
wasn't it hakka

>>52909785
Sounds like a Bettel thing.

Ocarinas sound like recorders

CLICKBAITER ON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjoN6ZpZzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjoN6ZpZzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxjoN6ZpZzs

>>52909785
Didn't Flayon have issues with an update fucking something up or was that something other than OBS

>>52909644
He'd call everyone a slant-eyed, raped by the japs, dog-eating gooks.

>>52909981
Hmmm, nyo

I wonder if Altare will ever pick up the piano again

MAGNI IS SPEAKING TO A WIGGER RIGHT NOW
MAGMITES STATUS?

Observed and cataloged Vespers, in rough order of appearance:
>Vesper Noir (1.0)
>Noir Vesper (Berenstein Timeline)
>Vesper 1.2 (Post-Spear Arc)
>Vesper 2.0 (Bad Future?)
>Mysterious Figure (Young Vesper)
>Xevreps (Part Xagnimort)
>Xevreps (358/2 Dez)
>Maverick Vesper
>Black Vesper
>Pauldron Vesper
>Mega Armor Vesper (Unused Concept Art)
>Awakened Vesper
>Vesper Nightmare
>Omegaα Vesper
>Model Vx
>Omegaα Vesper (Hard Revenge)
Starring Punished "Vesper" Snake
(Revolver Ocelot)

Missing mama, at least I'm comfy

>>52909946
I think recorders are a little lower sounding
https://voca.ro/18NdfVNiMsk9

>>52909785
sounds like a streamer thing in general and not about the tempus boys specifically

Tempusanji sisters...

>>52910237
loved the drop at the end anon

>>52910176
shriveled, the only thing that could save this is a large dose of racism

>>52910237
nigga you did not just pull out a recorder

Out of all the people magni could have collabed with it had to be this fucking human waste

>>52910237
Kek, yeah fair it's been a while since I've heard a recorder

This Kyo guy sounds like he's juggling ten starbursts in his mouth

I have no idea how people regularly tune into this fake AAVE

>>52910176
Magni always chooses bad collab partners (AKA people /vt/ don't like) for outside collabs.

>>52910273
thanks lol, my mic wasn't set up for it so its kinda weird sorry
>>52910306
No that was my Ocarina...Im not sure where my recorder is ATM

>>52909718
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING. ANON I LOVE YOU

>>52910327
That's nine more starbursts than Magni!

>>52909981
>kyo
I'm sorry maglord but I'm not watching that faggot jealous backstabbing bitch

Otomatone menshi stream when

>>52910330
They should tune into a real AA like my nigga Nowa

What do you guys get out of being such huge tribalfags?

>>52910309
Magni collabing with shitty people is something regular at this point. It's time to admit he's shitty himself.

>>52910327
why is he copying magni....... not cool

>>52910309
that's because he's human waste too

fav 4channers

>>52910180
where's pedo ves

>>52910449
Just hate Kyo, simple as

dear god i hope they have more chemistry as time goes on

>Oh Magni is starting his stream earlier than usual, I like this time, lemme see what he's doin-ACK

Altare trying to dodge blame kek

>>52910538
no way, can't believe the bettels and phantom use 4chan....

>>52909981
>Kyo
Sorry Magni, I don't want Nijisanji on my YouTube algorithm.

This collab stream is completely great. I'm a huge fan of everyone involved and so far it's been a laugh riot

No opinions on Kyo other than he has a cute mouth, very inviting

he's really got Rust on the mind

>>52910449
just come back later, anon. the brotuberfans will be here a while.

>>52910449
I actively watch NijiJP and two NijiEN girls. I just don't like Kyo and would have preferred a collab with someone other than him. Don't pretend /NijiEN/ likes Kyo that much either.

Why does this Kyo dude talk like that latino that played with the vanoss crew?

>>52910449
>tribalfag
Not true, I love Selen

so uh, is the mario party thing still happening? flay hasnt come back yet and i just saw the tweet that hakka did hours ago

I only have Altare today.... deprived of my full little bro experience

NijiEN anon here, I'm sorry this happened. You guys don't deserve this.

>>52910712
she's unironically whiny as fuck, anon. But yes there are good nijis out there

>>52910754
they're visiting each other

>>52910712
Selen love

>>52910754
Flay probably brought his switch with him and Hakka should be good by tomorrow

people may not be happy with the collab but im very thrilled

>>52910781
she fits right in with whiny dingo

>>52910761
based and brotherpilled

kek the knife, very nice

>>52910778
we are used to magni doing shit collabs its fine

fuck the otomatone, I'd be down for an ocarina menshi with reverb

>>52910811
i hope hakka is doing better by tomorrow, the tweet really made it sound super severe.

>>52910827
bad taste then i suppose

>>52910888
That would actually be kino

>>52906583
need the whole Jeffrey lore

>>52910761
Our troops were weakened this week but we will come back stronger than ever

>their first thumbnail as suggested by magni is kyo killing himself

reminder that Vesper Noir 2.0 is NOT vesper after feeding on a virgin

>>52910538
Bettel 2 is our magnischizo

This reminds me of Flayon's Doppio collab and how we got so many hours of autist vn kino. I miss Flay...

>>52910781
And so is Axel, nothing wrong with that

>>52910984
i knew bettel 2 was based

>>52911040
Calling yourself based is cringe B2

>>52910754
Yeah, Hakka made the waiting room a few minutes ago

He's never going to die now, owari da

>>52911004
F.....F......FFLAAAAAAAY WE MISSS YOUUUUUUUUUUU FLAY FLAY VOICE NEED FLAY FLAY ATTENTION....FLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52910971
He drank WHORE juice because he's a WHORE

>>52911004
Pocket mirror was so much fun and Flay's itching to finish the game but scheduling must be hard

>>52911109
least insane machiroon same desu

>>52911040
bettel 2 hi ilu

>>52911077
nuh uh

Why is Ocarina of Time held in such high regard, still?

>>52911004
Flay please come back save me from magni trying to ruin holostars brand

>>52910538
INside you are two posters, Flay shilling Dom Bettel and Bettel 2 calling Vesper a WHORE.

>>52911178
Its okay, his return will be all the sweeter...Maybe he will even be a little soft and his "I missed my machiroons!" side will come out a bit....

>>52911237
Probably because it was the first 3D zelda and nothing beats nostalgia

>>52910449
Sorry anon I watch all kinds of vtubers even the bloody AVtubers, just not NijiEN. They are the literally cancer of this community.

>>52911237
Still? Because every Zelda game has kinda of its own vibe so there wasn't really a game that was like OoT but better in all aspects.

>>52910538
>Bettel has a huge clover
So how is overcompensating in his /mans/ posts?

what are chances vesper collabs with a nijiboy

>>52911369
Vesper barely collabs with his own branch

>>52911369
Wait until he collabs with Jeffrey

>>52911369
Reasonable, but only if it's completely cursed.

>>52910180
>Vesper the Noir
>Super Vesper
>Hyper Vesper
>SatAM Vesper (Jaleel White)
>Vesper Underground
>Archie Vesper
>Archie Vesper (Ken Penders)
>Fleetway Vesper
>Vesper 3D Blast
>Vesper (Adventure)
>Darkspine Vesper
>Werebat Vesper
>Modern Vesper
>Vesper (Tempus Boom)

>Dream StarsxNiji collab was VesperxNina
>It's never gonna happen now.
Fuck this shitty world.

>>52911369
never because he's dead. its vesper 2.0 now

>>52911456
Wait for reincarnation, Vtuber Buddha will provide

>>52911475
Ves 2.0 is also dead, anon

>>52911435
the only one is see being a good pair to collab with him is probably blacklisted

>>52911265
i doubt it, he most likely will go the tsun route and tease us for missing him...pain

>>52911369
There's only 2 people from there that I can think of that would have decent chemistry with him and its still a long shot

MAGNI WTF KEK

>>52911265
Honestly, I just want a return stream where he shares pictures of the places he visited I loved watching Kiara when she did those

>>52911526
Who?

that makes me think, is the elysium system like the assassin's creed machine?

>>52911456
>another collab with females
no thanks bro

>>52911369
I highly doubt he'd get along with any of the current NijiEN guys.

>>52909486
silly anon thats not me!!! heres your burger

>>52911512
who?

I can't watch this. My internet keeps buffering.

>>52911507
Yeah, he will TRY to but....We will be able to hear that missing us in his voice....
>>52911540
Ahhh yeah! I saw some of that I think that would be really comfy

>>52911369
There's only two people that comes to mind that have remotely the smallest chance and both are neither male. Fuck one of them graduating tomorrow.

>>52910557
That one's called Catalog Vesper, but it's not canon.

Oh no

almond…

>>52911502
no he's undead

IT BETTER BE CROPPED STUFF, MAGNI

>>52911627
wdym Pedo Vesper is canonized by vesmachi schizo

>>52905528
tempus cock length chart

Why is this song in zelda

>>52911676
oh yeah we actually need one of those

>>52911668
kek

>>52911582
cute

>>52911589
sonny and *maybe* the new yellow one

>>52911676
BASED BASED BASED YES

I hate it

>>52911582
BIG LOVE!

>>52911756
oh this is going to be edited so much

altare jobbing at fishing...

>>52911756
why is this whore BLUSHING?

>>52911756
>tfw Magni offered 10 Vbucks for an hour alone

>>52911756
Oh no...

>>52911756
needs cock shadow with a knot

DOES HE KNOW?

>>52911577
Silence unicorn.
Plus I legitimately think Vesper wouldn't mesh well with any of the boys in Niji, except maaybe Fulgur?

>>52911756

>>52911756
ugly :(

>>52911883
>He doesnt know

>>52911756
cum in his mouth

>>52911756
his nose is still too tiny

>>52911756
PEE IN HIS MOUTH

>>52911852
that's extremly cheap, what a whore

>>52911883
Yes, always expect him to know

Graduate Magni Dezmond

Why do men like fishing

>>52912077
he just explained his reasoning

>>52909588
>>52909703
Ops, at least I'm glad I'm not the only one with the same sentiment for burgers!
>>52911582
Thank you drawanon! Also cute and savedpilled!

>>52912028
he will never graduate. college/uni is overrated anyways

altare’s incredibly comfy legend of zelda fishing stream playing next to magni making DOES HE KNOW?

>>52911997
He used to less, thats why he is so excited

>>52912077
Fishing is fun for all genders. You get to drink beer and do an outdoor activity

>>52911668
That art is only in the American and PAL instruction manuals. We can't know for sure that the devs intended it unless they reference it in-game.

>>52912124
Hey you never know, it took me 4 tries but I did it

>>52911914
Fuuchan was my first thought, maybe Sonny.

>>52911740
>>52911752
me and three other frens were working on a ranking and this what we came up with:

1. Flayon (biggest or smallest, no in between)
2. Shinri
3. Vesper 2.0 (old model behind Altare)
4. Altare
5. Magni
6. Hakka
7. Bettel (bigger than Axel by like a couple Pubes)
8. Axel

>>52911914
kek he would mesh even less with the females. the only reason the ojihag collab is even a thing is because he wants to own the chuds so bad

>>52910449
Ren is just better
>Calmer
>Mildly retarded
>Gives off molestable old man vibes
>Boomer emo pop lover
>Plays a mean flute

>>52912168
Move Flay to smallest and I agree

>>52911456
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.

>>52911756
Did Magni show this toggle updated yet?

>>52912168
>bigger than axel by like a couple pudes
KEK

>>52912168
is this biggest to smallest?

>>52912168
wtf lol. i disagree. switch ves with axel and cute dick flay last and you have my list

>>52912237
nope, we will never know if he kept the toggle

>>52911914
Fuuchan is blacklisted.

>>52912260
yes

>>52912168
girth ranking?

>>52912307
black man at the top, based

>>52911914
i don't think fuuchan will ever collab with a holo...a shame because i feel like him and vesper would be really good together for being old fucks

since when is altare kinda dumb

>>52912294
>>52912230
Good to know I'm not the only one that enjoys small dicks

>>52912168
Femboys having big dicks is the best.

>>52912405
how new

>>52912168
you did Axel dirty lmao.
imo Shinri > Axel (knot buff) > Ves > Altare > Hakka > Magni > Bettel > Flayon

>fuuchan
Wtf is this

>>52912405
how new???

>>52912433
Axel admitted on stream to having a small chinchin

>>52912168
>Flayon the biggest
Correct and based

>>52912408
SO underrated

>>52912168
I rank them biggest to smallest from debut order :)

>>52912463
fulgar
mellow robot niji guy

>>52912405
always but what did he do to make you realise that

>>52912433
Axel has jap debuff therefore chinchin no chiisai

>>52912509
Ah the sana shitter I remember him

>>52912537

>>52912504
shinri.... cute

remember that one time magni was french
https://files.catbox.moe/cmn2c8.mp3

>>52912504
Shinri...

Since I'm bored I'll be watching my first Shinri stream in 12 minutes, what should I expect?

>>52911740
>>52911752
>>52912168 (me)
>>52912230
>>52912246
>>52912260
>>52912294
>>52912363
>>52912420
>>52912433
thinking of the camp buddy official dick chart as a guide of how it should look including a flaccid and hard
https://files.catbox.moe/6sa4xn.jpg
the chart in question

>>52912561
yeah him
i like his vn streams, house fata morgana was good

>>52912504
Magni with a big dick is really a new vibe

Just tuned into the Magni stream. First time hearing Kyo. That voice does not suit that model.

>>52912652
wrong thread

>>52912433
forgot too mention was having a knot variant were axel is higher on the chart ofcourse, and the big and smol dick flay variants as well

>>52912662
>Big dick
>Still a slut
And it was good

Ghostbusters: Spirits Unleashed collab when?

>>52912634
Very comfy discussion, possible sudden menhera, productivity, surprising humor

I don't have a hate boner for Kyo but these two don't really have much in the way of chemistry huh...

>>52912647

>Hakka and Axel are the only uncircumcised members of Tempus.

>>52912647
Hot, I shouldn't have opened that at work

>>52912826
Wasn't Shinri born in... his homeland?

why are axelotls always talking about dicks and knots?

>>52911369
Would have said Nina if it wasn't for the fact that she's graduating tomorrow.

>>52912786
you could not have done a better job summarizing a shinri stream anon lol

>>52912739
>will get his bussy blasted by everyone
>will blast his cock in furry women
Breddy based ngl

Axel is a human man with a human shaped penis.

>>52912804
they’re focusing on drawing. it’s not as bad as the altare and sykkuno collab (as much as I love them both)
im finding this very cute but desu whenever kyo is more mellow i love it

So Leader stopped doing voices, huh?

>>52912842
>Opening catbox file at work
You brought this on yourself

>>52912885
What is Sykkuno's appeal. Is he not always like he was in the Altare collab?

>>52912705
He needed to look something like these guys. I still wouldn't approve, but at least it would fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24CQJvzmWHI

>>52912867
why do you think

>>52912867
he attracts simultaneously the most obnoxiously coomer women and the most entitled brotuberfags itt

>>52912433
Think Bettel could be last but yeah

>>52912858
It's more common in that part of Xenokuni then you think

>>52912950
he’s not, I’ve watched him for almost four years now and he’s funny in ways you don’t expect. comfy streamer who’s really grown if you’ve watched him for years. but I know plenty of people hate the guy just because of how he is

Are they really that different?

>>52913069
>"it gets good 100 hours in" streamer edition

>>52913042
I just googled it... I had no idea

>>52911756
whore

>>52912867
like oshi like fan

What clips is/are Altare talking about?
I'm esl gomen

>>52913130
kek

>>52913130
GOD I WISH VESPER WOULD LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AHRHGGGHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKMM

>>52913130
This is the vesper that broke his back 6 months ago

>>52913085
>Tempus has a dick measuring contest
>They are all EXACTLY the same
>Shinri attempts to find out the lore behind their reused asset cocks

>>52913106
kek

>>52913130
Thanks, I hate it.

>>52913218
Holy kek

>>52913218
KEK

>>52913218
kek

>>52913241
stop it

>>52905654
>>52905685
fez hats look really silly

>>52913218
Oh my god

>>52913218
"The developers ran out of time/money/willpower/interest/fucks to give" is not lore, unless developer commentary technically counts as lore. Shit wait, does it? I think it might.

>>52913218
KEK

>>52913308
CUTE

>>52913241
What is he up to now

>>52913218
lmfao

SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyKCZ3gq5Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyKCZ3gq5Z0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyKCZ3gq5Z0

>6 muks
>only toxic
GG Magic Bounce Espeon sweeps Magni

MAMA ON THE TELLY TO DISCOVER SAME DICK LORE
https://youtu.be/gyKCZ3gq5Z0
https://youtu.be/gyKCZ3gq5Z0
https://youtu.be/gyKCZ3gq5Z0