/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>52850124
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Graduate Magni Dezmond

MAGUNI DOKO

BETTEL LOVE

>>52850143
AMEN

YOUTUBE PLEASE I JUST WANT TO WATCH TWILIGHT

>>52850124
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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>5 DAYS LEFT TO ORDER
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>>52850169
too busy fucking bettel to stream

>>52849966
But I like spoiler text...

besmeowchi

I'm mentally preparing myself for another 1 hour long Magni Dezmond stream.

Magni will start the stream with 'Guys I'm so tired, I'm not that late'. Half an hour in he will go 'My tummy hurts actually' and he will end the stream precisely at 1 hour 1 minute

>>52850143
amen

>>52850219
But the clown is streaming right now?

>>52850143
Amen.

>>52849739
>>52849875
you both are so based, since i fucked up my sleep time to do my drawing reps so i can draw shotare

>the magmites are trying to bait him into streaming with money

Going about my day
Expecting to feel left out
I will do my best

vesper would not have sex with a small child

rrat Machina X Flayon was the final test subject of the MK Ultra program. You can tell it from his unusual quirks and outbursts. His mission that he does not know is to infiltrate Cover Corp, and when the time is right, his handler will give him the code and activate him. Here is footage from another test subject. Not to be viewed by those with a weak heart, or stomach. https://youtu.be/P-_GWUw8LwM?t=4 [/sploiler]

>>52850390
Stay strong machiroon

>>52850363
Surely if they send several akas he will become rejuvenated enough to stream longer tonight

>>52849936
Unless you're posting some really obvious shit like your own art, tripfagging, or repetitive schizo posts, no one's coming to find you anon

after thinking about it, i think i will write tempus fics to soothe my aching brain. anyone have anything they want to see that i can upload to pastebin without being bonked by their stupid fucking filter?

>>52850363
Fuck you for making me crack up at this

>>52850390
do it for him, he's cheering you on

>>52850458
>he lacks the critical information

>he's naked
i wish

>>52850441
if it worked during cult of the lamb itll work again

Magni is truly the laziest and most incompetent Tempus boy

>>52850532
Then what wisdom do you have o great one

He fucking forgot where he said he was going

Holy shit Magni

>>52850464
why not use rentry?

>>52850725
my god you're right

>>52850691
that's the joke bro

Ah, the same rant about unboarding

>>52850686
stop posting on 4chan or stop interacting with anyone from 4chan

He's doing the airplane rant again...
>And what's the deal with airline food?

>bettel's whole shoe closet is like the boots in his tweet
kek

>>52850952
except those one pair of converse that he never wears kek

>>52850464
The boys take a trip to the mountains for some guild business, hijinks ensue

Almond brought ohmonah to the table

https://twitter.com/gaifunn/status/1675890494805770243
Indirect kissu.

>>52850826
Very informative and convincing answer

Magni is the Kiara of guild Tempus

>>52851130
ME ME ME or annoying voice?

>mag and altare knew about ohmonah beforehand and were excited
>altare brought up ohmonah in the first place
>happy it's finally out
>crazy how long things are in the works for
>excited when it's finally shared with the public
>fave is magbag and copium tee
>ohmonah was especially accommodating with the vision & working with ves 2.0 drop

>>52851180
That would be Bettel kek

magni's so cute, I don't want loops

Ugh wigger

Ugh

>>52851242
But that also fits magni

>>52851130
Magni does not put as much effort into his content as Kiara does, unless you count his roommate thing

ohmonah LOVES Magni

ohmonah is cute. i hope her baby will be healthy

Kyo isn't exactly the type of guy I want to see in a collab...

>thumbnail off
easy ass skip

>>52851321
ohmonah already had her baby

>>52851301
Magni has less annoying voice, but that depends on the listener

>>52851390
yeah, me

>>52851390
oh! i wish them the best all the same

tfw u spilt condensed milk on the blue haired cunt you're taking care of

>>52851496
What a silly guy! I think he should lick it off to make it up to Altare

>>52851496

zomboid s3 is dead

>No HQ collabs is because they're literally out of games to play
MANAGEMENT HATE BUT FOR REAL

Grounded anon, wy@?

wait why did they lose outlast trials perms

Corpo perms HATE

stop teasing me with monhun

>>52851751
cant even just pick up and play grounded, so it's timed perms... what the actual fuck are they doing over there to fuck up getting perms so badly

>>52851798
Too much dick in the game

Are the perms for Grounded one of those retarded types where you have to apply separately for each talent?

>>52851798
Penis is not healthy for idols

There you have it, the people Magni is most horny for are Flay, Axel and Hakka. In that order

>Pico park
I've had enough of seeing people play that shitty game and I certainly don't want to see anyone in Tempus play it either

>"You're lucky I just had dinner."
vorekkitos wya?

Another Sonic Prime membership watchalong imminent

Magni wants
>to eat Hakka
>to eat off of Flayon
>for Axel to eat him
I won't take my meds

>>52851751
I blame (japanese) society

>>52852067
why does magni want to eat the shotas?

Cute baby HQ...

Anniversary will be all 8 boys

its over

Other special announcements? Hmm

Bleh, no special HQ collab for 1st year anniversary

>One full tempus stream
>One HQ stream
for the anni

>>52852302
that's lame. for both HQ and VG fans

>>52852367
I blame cover, the milestones for VG are skewed and HQ has to share theirs

>Joined for music
>First original flopped
>Gives up

>>52852367
VG has full VG collab in this week tho?

>>52852140
>why does magni want to eat the shotas?
Well he wants to eat food off of Flayon's tummy Nyotaimori style
So Hakka is the only one he wants to eat outright

>>52852495
He shouldn't have expected to gain numbers while being in Holostars.

I need Magni to hug me

>oh yes it's been so long since you've touched me

>>52852546
Yeah, but it's not an special stream, they'll have to wait all the way for the anniversary to have merch drop or anything.

>>52850363
Would probably work better than most things people have tried.

>>52851496
some stomach https://files.catbox.moe/fke42h.png

>>52851236
No wonder Altare's set is the best.

>>52852920
TToTT THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD

>>52851040
Vesper and Altare go to a crypt! Shaking off the rust, hope it's decent. The code's 2pqam after the site name, not used to posting on here and so I don't know how to make 4chan think it's not spam.

>>52852920
why tf he built like a baddie TOT

>>52852586
I blame Hakka for looking so delicious

>>52853062
The site in question being rentry, taking that other anon's advice.

>>52853062
use rentry.org, not .co

I don't recognize these lyrics. Were these from a very early members loopstation?

>>52853062
this was such a cute and chill piece anon, here's the link for others https://rentry.org/2pqam

>>52853427
I don't really recognize them either. Or like maybe super faintly

>>52853427
it came much later, but not recent

>DJ Maggin'
>the intensity of the mood whiplash between those two songs
kek

Spooning Magni Dezmond

>>52853793
It's not a real Magni stream if you aren't hit with whiplash at some point or another

>>52853040
midnight snack forgot to rotate it LOL sorry https://files.catbox.moe/0qgusi.png

>>52853894
speaking of which

i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him why am i such a sucker

>>52850143
Amen. More loops please mister Dezmond sir.

>>52854112
Strongest Magni anti

rewatching the vod, why is vesper dying over every joke altare makes

>>52854253
Altare is just that funny

Vesper just convinced altare to commit to Tempus Guild. Altare is the number 1 sword / gun user recruit in the country.
He averages 30 kills and 27 headshots per game. On his visit to tempus hq, Vesper rizzed him up. Vesper even hugged altare, he might be the new rizz king. Do you think altare will lead the Tempus guild to the top of the adventuring leaderboards?

>>52854253
Post coital bliss

>>52854112
magmites are so easy, magni could play the lamest beat on his loopstation ever and magmites would still get wet

Possible shinri zomboid after hq anni

>>52854328
literally him just sitting there without saying anything is enough it so stupid

>>52854328
Nah I'm wet from his voice earlier, though he hasn't said much since he started looping (as it usually goes...)

>>52853477
Thank you kindly, anon!

>>52853870
Spooning the alchemist! https://rentry.org/uxk9z

>>52854328
I wonder what is it specifically about the loopstation streams that has such a potent effect.
Hell, I even became a magmite after catching one of them months ago

>>52854497

>>52854559
I think any stream where the boy is playing an instrument has that effect, see altare's guitar menshi, hakka guitar menshi and that time flayon pulled a piano for a bit

>>52854497
CUTE
Thank you so much for the magyume food!

>>52854497
A-ayo, I was just shitposting here based on the spoon talk in chat I couldn't reply to there

>>52854328

>>52854636
I've literally never understood the phenomenon of girls flocking to the guy with the guitar at the party, I always felt listening to someone play was just awkward. But then Tempus...

>>52854497
I have been so conditioned by him calling us him little mags my self insert was a fucking magmite and I had to readjust my mental image when I got to the fingers intertwining part, it's so over

Magni channeling his inner Peter Murphy
https://youtu.be/UrfFHzqGBZI

>>52854840
Same, Tempus fucking ruined me in so many ways.

YAGOO GO GO

>>52854842
That can be amended! The alchemist is spooning...you?! https://rentry.org/kf7eh

>>52854840
I never understood the appeal of karaoke streams until tempus, I couldn't stand to listen to any other vtubers do it.. now i'll happily listen to my oshis sing badly

>>52852861
VG won't get a 6th month anniv merch. They're THE shafted gen of COVER since 2019.

somehow it annoys me more that magmites are instantly switching gears like this after shitting up the thread for an entire week

>>52855347
They will, anon. Wanna make a bet?

>>52855256
Uguu, thank you for these

Oh no, Twilights is still on the menu

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676813454982918144

>>52855347
They will get the same merch as HQ is going to get for their 1year, at the same time

New Moon broke Bettel

>>52855366
I'm still ready to be disappointed, but keeping a grudge is tiring

>>52855431
Fuck 2 factor authentication.

>>52854559
It's weird because it's the one kind of content of his I don't actually like (but suffer through for my Maglord and keep telling myself I shouldn't if I don't actually enjoy it)
It's not music in general but specifically the long stretches of repetitive MIDI instruments as he tries to monkey-on-typewriter a song into being

>>52855515
In a bad way or a good way?

>>52855256
Uohhhh thank you so much it's so soft I love it ToT

>>52855431
He's back in YouTube and his account hit 220K!

>>52855431
Who's going to tell Vesper he has been hacked?

>>52855366
I hope you realize that a lot of those posts were shitposts too. I am still kinda upset at magni but is whatever, at least he is back

>>52855406
>>52855549
glad you enjoy anons, if you want anything else just let me know i'm riding out the productive energy that an anxiety attack brings!

>idols are born from his soul
That's the plot of harry potter right? Voldemort splits his soul or some shit. Is YAGOO Voldemort in disguise?

>>52855366
We are weak and pathetic tsuns, gomen

>>52855543
He tried to make sense of it while he was high on energy drink, and ended up losing 6 years of his life.

>>52855592
Isn't that a pretty common plot point?Didn't something very similar happened on KH too?

>getting showered in Yagoo's warmth
Hey, now, that's not the kind of shower I come to Magni's streams for...

>>52855588
Being an Axelotl and getting head pats from Axel

Quick, how many loop songs can you name?

>>52855690
Zero, I don't pay attention to them enough.

>>52855690
Hollow star, hard pill to shallow, glub glub, that ntr one, rocket mail, kintama song, axelcore, axelcore revisited

BASED SHINRI BASED

altare should take some notes from shinri. It's a good mindset

>>52828026
Thank!
I found one on their site that's pretty close:
https://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/8928/Nendoroid+Daihannya+Nagamitsu.html

>>52855768
What did he say? I'm maggin out rn

>>52855759
Congrats, you are the top Magmite of the thread.

>>52855643
It's super common, I think it's normally presented the other way around though. With someone willing giving soul/spirit/life energy/etc. to keep someone they care about alive.

>>52855690
> I only wanted to let you know that I never wanted you to go, Hollow star, the cowboy sounding one, the one with his name in it, Senorita, glub glub

>>52855904
he prefers to stealth bonk spammers

>>52855525
its very easy tbhdesu

>>52855643
Oh right Xehanort splitting/multiplying himself to make 13 of darkness

>>52855759
>rocket mail
That one still plays in the back of my head sometimes

>>52855845
Altare's approach is not so bad, he kinda only calls out when someone is spamming hard, but yeah the kobo fans may do it to get to his nerve
>>52855904
he TO/Bans people in silent because he don't wants to disrupt his stream, also don't want to give a spammer the joy of being forever in his VOD getting him annoyed.
He thinks that's better for the people who are gonna watch the vod as the experience is more fluid

>Stream not even over 2 hours

>2 hours of loopstation
did you rike it?

>>52855366
Don't worry, they'll be mad again soon enough. He still hasn't won me over yet.

why is he leaving so fast

On the dot. I hate him again (I hate myself even more)

>>52855678
A wild Axel appears! https://rentry.org/e55mp

>>52856080
I'm too used to him doing multiple ones during one loop stream. He got only one out today

>>52856080
I closed out the stream to watch a Yakuza 6 one after the second loop.

>>52856182
But that was the second loop

>>52856138
I just thought that okay this stream is decent enough and gave it a like and then he immediately dipped. Fuck him

>he actually did a short loopstation stream
It really is fucking over

Magni still hates streaming lol

Just fucking graduate already Magni Dezmond.

>>52856144
Thank you! I love ittt

>>52856020
>>52855991
oh, shinri got spammed before? i never read chat so i never noticed

>>52856291
he really is a woman

>apologizes for the break
>does two hours of loops
>magmites go back to complaining less than two minutes after stream ends
ok

>>52856345
I remember an anon talking about messages disappearing in his chat, I think he has some auto moderation configured and whoever bypasses that he deals it silently

>>52856345
that means shinri's way is effective

Terminate Magni Dezmond
I'm joking please don't leave Maglord

>>52856359
This stream was shorter than the Sonic Heroes stream that broke this general

>>52856359
they'll never be happy, don't think too much about it. i enjoyed the loops.

>>52856359
>magmites are frustrated at magni doing the bare minimum
>magni comes back and does the barest of minimums possible
>magmites continue to be grumpy

>>52856359
It's more the abrupt end that got to me desu. His loop stations usually last forever and I'm a sensitive menhera mess okay. let me be crazy and vent on the anonymous shizo board while still giving the man I hate money and love in public

>>52856333
I am very glad anon, writing for you guys is keeping the brain worms away!

Disappointed in Magni Dezmond

Horny for Magni Dezmond

Horny for disappointment in Magni Dezmond

remember Phantom vs Magmo posting?

Hungry for Maccas

>>52856483
Your goalpost on what the bare minimum is just seems to move based on what he did in his most recent stream.

>Doxxmites love Magni more than magmites
Its over

>>52856826
He was late, he talked for a while and all of it was shilling and the rest was him fiddling with loops while standing there without talking at all. For less than two hours

>>52856836
you know that as a doxxmite you have other sites that you can talk about him freely?

Magni is doing better than Vesper at least. Nobody is gonna out self sabotage him.

>>52856144
This... is beautiful... Thank you kind anon for such a heartwarming drabble. I needed this

>>52856836
I mean, I feel like that should go without saying.

>>52857024
I'm not a doxxmite. I'm just pointing out the obvious based on what's happened in the past week up until today.

>>52857074
well yeah, he gives doxxmites like 5 times more attention

>>52856745
Reading those posts in real time was hilarious. It's been a while since I've seen that kind of loreposting, I would love to take it up for myself but I'm too creatively bankrupt to come up with anything worthwhile to read.

>>52854497
in russia you do not spoon magni. magni spoon you

Loreposting and fics are returning... /MANS/ is healing

>>52856941
See you tomorrow for the next new definition of what the bare minimum is.

I’m just so happy about Altnowa. They got along immediately after so long apart and they have such a fun unique autistic weirdo dynamic… I missed it so much…

>>52857040
I'm so glad you liked it, anon!

>>52857167
Hot.

>>52857237
I'm doing my part!

>>52856748
Shinri and Vesper go to McDonalds! https://rentry.org/ou3ww

>>52857284
Oh I'm not gonna be there tomorrow

>>52857237
Altnowa is bringing us together. Soul.

>>52857290
I kind of forgot that cute, weirdos getting along dynamic they had. They really just mention whatever weird fact they have on their head and the other doesn’t question it. I love them so much

>>52857601
They are very weirdly on the same wavelength where their jokes really click with each other. I'm definitely gonna rewatch just for all the laughs

>>52857333
okay i really liked that fic

>>52857333
>https://rentry.org/ou3ww
I'm sorry to use your cute ficlet for this but Axel and Bettel compititevily drinking themselves almost black out drunk where they have trouble navigating back home and they end up staying in a cheap motel together. Bettel had puked on both of their clothes so they have the classic misunderstanding in the morning when they wake up next to each other in the morning without any clothes on and no memory of last night

Any new fujoarts from the altnowa collab surface yet?

>>52858104
Can't help with elsewhere but I haven't seen any yet here

>>52858104
Grandso, 4milks, Vesmachianon a few threads back

Now that tempus is healed can we get more zomboid kino

>>52858270
>Season 3 is still hanging by a thread even after the server opened
Ngl. I hope they come back to it, it's kinda awkward.

>>52858270
>He still thinks zomboid is coming back

>>52856941
Magni has always been like this. He always goes silent when he's focusing. Imo, silence isn't awkward when watching him

>>52858368
Shinri wants to ask Vesper to teach after anniversary

We rape Regis Altare

Magni is boring

>>52858478
>

>>52857879
You're giving me life anon, I really appreciate it!

>>52858012
It's okay, anon. Axel and Bettel wake up together in a motel! https://rentry.org/5beso

Josuiji jiggle

So is it safe to take a 8 hour sleep? Axel won't have a night stream, will he?

>>52858611
>https://rentry.org/5beso
KEK perfect, especially Axel's teasing. Thank you!!

Tempus should host a full PvP DayZ server

How was the altnowa collab

Regis Altare is a slutty whore who wants to feed on his senpai's cum

Momi....

I miss restinping

>>52858881
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1676727509919096832
Just as he said a minute ago, "like streamer like audience"

>>52858867
Damn, sisters didn't watch the stream, huh...

>>52858867
Really cute and nice, we are so back babyyy

>>52858867
Very good to see them hanging out again, they're a good combo!

>>52858860
What are they up to

>>52858976
>Oops something went wrong. Try again later
Fucking Twitter

>>52859154

>>52858868
Why does Altare try to act like a fucking schoolgirl whenever it's his JP senpais. His model isn't even built like Flayon's where the femboy look works. I recoil at this shit.

>>52858881
She is having an existential crisis

>>52859226
To be fair, somehow the shotaesque act feels more genuine coming from Altare rather than Flay.

>>52859226
Trying to bait for the yume crowds

>>52859295
nah

>>52859295
Actually? Yeah, I have always seen Altare acting as a Leader more of a kid putting on an act while Magni and Nowa just followed along and Axel seeing him as a cool and courageous guy.
He may be mature and all but at heart he's the silliest member of Tempus

>>52859295
He's not even that short so it's very off-putting.
>>52859308
Fujo crowd. If he wanted to bait the yume crowd, he'd be all up in the VPs and own it.

>>52858223
https://files.catbox.moe/mox4wu.png

Forgot to save the rest, sorry anon

>>52859460
>not even that short
The short thing is a joke 179cm is no where near short

>>52859226
He's a twelve year old who likes collecting Pikachu cards and doing funny voices for Zelda, get used to it

>>52859460
It's not about height though

>>52858860
My two favorite balls in a sack,, I miss you

>>52859550
shotas are definitely supposed to be very short

>>52858478
We get raped by Regis Altare

>>52859226
dont know and dont care because it makes my dick hard either way

>>52859653
sadly we have not

>>52859295
To each their own I guess, for some reason he always felt fake to me doing all that act compared to Flayon or even Hakka

Axel's twitter likes never disappoint.

>>52859719
they are all faking anyway

>>52859769
It's a matter of how good they pull it off that it's close to the real thing.

>>52859719
Neither Flayon or Hakka act like a kid though, so no idea what you're comparing him to

>>52859818
Flayon acts like a bratty gaki. But you're right about Hakka, he doesn't act like one.

>>52859878
Flayon is pretty clearly putting on a tsundere act though

I miss Flayon already

Kek what a weird thing to get mad over

>>52860279
what is?

Axel: I'm not a dog
Also Axel:

>>52859295
Altare is actually stupid and genuinely childlike, he plays it up sometimes but it's there naturally. Just watch his logo design zatsu, or that time he made a snailtare banner in Minecraft. Flayon's a lot more mature to me. I think Hakka is a bit more like a horny teen than a little boy.

>>52860349
He's already admitted he's a dog though.

HE'S ALIVE
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1676849547577008128

>>52860333
nta but probably this >52859226

https://files.catbox.moe/imab4l.mp3

>>52860573
Can't take advantage of him when he is drunk...

The writing bug is still within me, so have another. Flayon steals Hakka's breakfast! https://rentry.org/79gnr

>>52860878
Did you apply to Shinri's forms, anon? He'll be hiring a bunch of writers for different works

>>52860919
I've been too afraid to...I don't have a portfolio or anything, and if I didn't get a reply back I'd be stressing about it like an idiot...

>>52860878
anon there's a viewcount on rentry, you could do well to boost the count a bit before you samefag

>>52860942
Not having a portfolio makes it difficult but eh, not like it hurts. Do it and forget about it

Survey post: do you think?

>>52861330
A lot

>>52861330
I try not to.

>>52861330
Id rather not

>>52861408
I'm so sorry it has to be that way

>>52861330
Yeah, regrettably.

>>52861330
FASTER

>>52861330
I used to. Nowadays it's all brain fog.

>>52855431
damn he's been hacked? :( Vesties are never gonna see him in motion now

>>52861330
Huh?

flaytel love ToT flay please drink with bettel until one of you gets sick...

>>52861688
Streaming the trip to the hospital let's go!

>>52861718
SC baiting to cover the hospital bill

>>52861688
So, at what point during the drinking contest do they start playing gay chicken?

AI covers opinions? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZZnu6q4bPQ

All is right in the world again Altnowa thriving and Flayon loves his boys!

>>52861749
>gay chicken
Searched for it and made me laugh. How do people come up with these terms anyway lol

So what's Nowa's endgame? Is he really gonna stream WoW forever as a form of protest for getting suspended because of XCOM perms?

>>52862034
unironically autism
he just really likes WoW

>>52861886
I am not fond of AI in general. AI may be so good that it could replace humans, but I still appreciate the things made by humans. It's more impressive.
I only find those AI chatbots and maybe anything shitpost related fun.

>>52860349
its a hint,,

>>52861886
fun for like 5 minutes and after that it's just soulless. too detached from the concept of enjoying my oshi for who he is and what he does.

>>52862506
they're so cute ToT

>>52862506
Vesper 2.0's face scares the shit out of me

>>52862712
Why? What's so scary about it?

>>52862506
Vesper 2.0's face arouses the shit out of me

>>52862794
it’s so predatory that it becomes hot. I want him to groom me, or have a psychotic episode and shoot me dead

>>52862506
They were laughing so much. My soul feels rejuvinated

>>52862888
Based and same

Remember that you will NEVER, EVER make Magni laugh as much as Bettel did when they took out the amogus sus pizza from the oven, cuckmites.

hey do you guys wanna see another slug with a fun surprise

>>52863048
Anyone who thinks they can as a faceless fan make their idol laugh as hard as their friends is delusional. So are you for feeling the need to post about it

>>52863048
Bettel cucking altnowa sisters and magmites… probably will cuck Vesties of their solo WoW time today too. The true NTR protag of Tempus

>>52863082
Sure, sounds fun. Show me

>>52863048
i dont understand the logic of this post

>>52863244
holostars tempus
caught him midshit!!!

Even Gamma is playing trouble days

>>52863282
dead hours shitposting, donmai

>>52862436
These boys turning me into a furry

>>52863048
>>52863048
To be fair the sus pizza was really funny and made me laugh harder than Bettel ever made me laugh so there's that. Itsa just a funny pizza man

i miss flayon

>no reflection
is he...y'know...

>>52863619
Yes. And I'm tired of pretending he isn't.

>>52863619
Holding a silver based mirror? Maybe

>>52863619
his new model fits him way more than the old one, I really like it

>>52863048
Skill issue
>>52863084
I was able to make Bettel laugh with the fucking koilet joke. It wasn't even a good one.

>>52863742
Anon you will never make Bettel laugh as hard as Axel did during that gartic phone collab

>>52863619
UGHHDHGSHAHHAHAGA MARRIAGE WITH THIS OLD NEUROTIC RETARDED HAG

>>52863421
well can ya turn into one faster?

>>52863945
I'll be honest with you I drew furries as a kid because humans were too difficult kek Maybe I have been one all along

>>52863945
Not yet, the full moon isn't here yet

>>52864004
did you read warrior cats too? then yeah.

>>52864054
I don't think they were a thing in my country. Kinda bizarre how big it is in USA

>>52863861
The point is I, a faceless fan, made him laugh one time. If I can do it, anyone can do it.

>>52862034
Are you not entertained?

>>52864170
yeah those books changed the loves of thousands of kids back in the day, still does. Cause theyre still being made. I'd say I recommend them, but as much as I love 'em, the books aren't very good.
I have of course thought of a Tempus warriors AU much to my shame