/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>527353
OP's oshi is actually a guy

>>527449
this and op is a fag

>>527353
I wanda se a graduation desu

pls dont use that word

>>527521
this

>>527353
Kaoru got fired for raping Rushia in front of yagoo. He then proceeded to pull out and suckerpunch Sora while declaring his undying loyalty to the CCP, Xi Jingping and China.

where did this term come from anyway

>>527780
In the video game Metal Gear Solid 3:Snake Eater produced and directed by Hideo Kojima and released in 2004 there is the capability to convert animals into food. Historically in the game series food items heal the player and are called rations, therefore in the menu an R precedes the name of the animal. For example if one were to kill a rat to eat, it would display in the menu as R.Rat. Ogey?

>>527353
the whole Coco situation was a CIA psyop.
After the '16 election the Feds noticed that Imageboards are a fertile breeding ground for leaderless grassroots political organization .their analysts realized that Otaku culture is so central to the culture so they carefully orchestrated a series of events that would result in the Chinese making an anime girl cry to direct our anger the PRC.

>>527858
no i mean like this >>527868 not ogey

>>527353
Pekora secretly makes all the ogey and rrat edits

>>527858
Thank you lore master

>>527893
i think people would reply to narratives with rrat/ogey in a dismissive way and that eventually morphed into it being straight up referred to as a rrat generally?

>>527353

every day till she likes it.

>>527931
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!!!!unbelivebul!!!!!!!!!

>>527931

>>528930
>naRRATives
holy shit

>>529259
You've cracked the code anon, good job.

Risu browses this board, Haachama is splitting from Haato so she can join EN Gen 2.

the holos unironically shit on yagoo to hint on the fanbase that he actually is a shit of a ceo.

>>529259
>mfw didn't figure this out until now

Ame hates kiara

>>527893
naRRATive

I've killed all the holos and every stream is just me with a voice changer wearing their skin.

>>527353
Haachama/Haato being two of the same thing, implies that she's either bipolor or suffering from split brain.

haachama is going to apply to EN gen2

>>529259
Now try this: what does narrative spell without the rrat?

>>529586
N-native?

>>529605
You almost got it anon, good effort

>>529586
Holy SHIT I AM RETARDED. I NOTICED THE RRAT BEFORE BUT NOT WHAT REMAINS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

>>527353
I think Mori doesn't give a shit about anyone else in hololive and is just using it as a stepping stone in her musical career

>>529745
Smart move honestly

post rrats now

>>529529
Personally I believe they're twins pretending to be Haato and Haachama respectively, that's why Haato only came back after Haachama returned from Australia.

>>529650
Somehow it's kind of a really smart dumbass internet bastardization of a word.

>>529840
The haato haachama storyline ends with a hell in a cell match, the loser leaves hololive forever.

>>529840
>links herself as "sister" on twitter
>chilhood pictures
it all adds up

>>527353
Flare is a huge racist.

>>527931
Didn't she see one on coco's stupid reddit meme show and think it was creepy?

>>529745
I don't want to believe this because it sounds really cynical but I've never seen anything that indicates otherwise, she really seems like she doesn't give a shit

kanata is just a trap and actually fucks coco every night.

>>527353
Nene was redesigned to spite the chinks.

>>530384

A man can dream...

Haachama actually has a baby dumb IQ irl. She has no friends and poor social ability, causing her menhera condition to get worse (especially during her isolation in Australia where no anglo wanted to associate with her). This isolation had her deficient in Nip dick, causing her horny levels to rise and leading to increasingly lewder streams. Now her BPD is developing and will only lead to real life self-harm sooner or later.

Lamy is Yagoo's boss and secretly runs Hololive from the shadows.

>>527353
Botan is or came from a Christian background.

>>529605
Holy fuck I did the same thing, don't feel bad

>>529719
Holy shit. One more tick for the "reality is a simulation" theory.

>>527353
The reason why pekora cried last time was because cover refuse to smugle moona to japan for the akihabara love hotel offline sex collab woth she planned.

Kanata has been slowly puppeteering Coco's downfall so she can milk her situation for good press and views.

>>529586
>naRRATive
>naive RRATT
>if you take the rrat out of narrative you are left with naive
>to be naive is to be easily tricked
>there are two things that make up narratives
>rrats who lie for (you)s
>naive people who foolishly believe them
HOLY. FUCK.

>>527868
I agree with this, other streamers, like Korone for example, have mentioned Taiwan before, and there was no shitstorm involved.

>>529586
SHIT

>>527868
wtf I love CIA now

>>529783

>>529460
This is like how I only realised Nintendo DS stands for Dual Screens 2 weeks ago

>>529719
thats hilarious holy shit

Despite all our rage, we are still just rrats in a cage..

Western SJW "fans" will be the end of Hololive

my rrat is that kiara is fucking cute.

>>533435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-r-V0uK4u0

>>529719
Excuse me?

>>530870
I mean this is basically true, they removed her CHINK ALIEN shit from her bio too.

Mori and Kiara are actually better friends than Ame and Gura, but have a more awkward dynamic on stream. Two people alone in a foreign country being able to bond with someone in a similar situation will do that. Gura and Ame are just really good discord friends. Also there is no /u/ shit at all in either relationship. Not even a little bit that isn't for show/fun.

Nene is actually smart

Kiara keeps bringing up her pastlives because she wants to get her roommate over too

AO-Chan is Ina's boyfriend/husband.

What the hell is rrat? Please explain

>>534479

It's explained in like the first 10 posts of this thread.

>>529719
this is some advanced meme magic

>>531341
what would even make you think this?

>>532738
Thanks go to an anonymous haaton for this revelation, many months ago.

>>533654
Sure, anything can be a rrat.
That's why it's called naRrative, it doesn't have to be true. Rrat≠fact

>>534217
>Mori and Kiara are actually better friends than Ame and Gura
Gura ame haven't even struck me like they're actually friends. They're collegues and probably wouldn't associate with each other otherwise.
>Also there is no /u/ shit at all in either relationship. Not even a little bit that isn't for show/fun.
Does anyone actually seriously believe there's anything going on?

>>529719
>>531649
>>533313
>>534116
>>534570

Fake and gay.

>>527858
Why did she say ogey? What does it mean??

>>533560
That's not a rrat, that's just inevitability for any form of media they touch.

>>534869
ogey... ogey.

>>534823
OGY is edited to OGEY but Pecora is still there

>>530870
>to spite them
>Says that she no longer likes her old outfit
Seems believable.

>>530870
this one is undeniably true

Kanata and Coco constantly denying that there's anything between while also telling teetee stories is intentional reverse psychology bullshit to get people more invested in the ship

>>530870
yep

>>527353
My little headcanon is that Moona was corporately assigned to be Pekora's best friend to raise awareness of the ID branch, by attaching one of them to one of their biggest stars. One or both of them probably don't really care for the other.

>>527449
fpbp

>>534616
>tfw you take a break from /jp/ for 4 months
>tfw you rediscover the rrat meme
>tfw you discover naive rrat
>tfw you thought it was unique
Anon, you didn't have to do me like that...

>>531201

>>535247
Sounds about right, but I feel that the bond became fruitful over time

Reine actually bribed her way into HoloID because she's/her family is rich.
>Commissions fully-animated MVs from the moment she debuted, so it's not like she got a "helping me will boost your career" assist in getting help with them
>Cleanest English of the IDs, implying a private tutor and/or private school where she was given better overall lessons
>Wanted to nkt-so subtly flex her high class upbringing which is why she went with the design of a noblewoman peahen

>>527449
What if his oshi was a Holostar?

the gender irrelevant for EN2 is because they're planning on making Holostars EN but all the designs will be feminine looking like Kira and Kaoru were

>>535606
>>Hurr hurr cover said gender doesn't matter
>t. newfag who doesn't know EN1 auditions said the same thing last year

>>527353
This one got me.

Reine is someone very powerful in Indonesia, no idea how but she is, and actually got word that she wouldn´t get into HoloID gen 2 before the pre-training phase, so she blackmailed COVER to let her in and get one of the already selected girls out OR her "bunch of friends" would pay a heartwarming visit to all the other Indonesian Holos, so COVER bended the knee at these inmediate physical threaths and let her in, and now because of this, they are deep into some Indonesian BS and cannot forcefully graduate Reine because that would mean some nasty stuff will happen to all the ID girls except Reine, but she will not make a move as long as they don´t fuck with her.

This also means that all anons reading this dark rrat are in massive danger if they live in Asia.

>>535426
>Character art made by a proffesional manga artist, a very skilled one in fact.

>>535426
>>535721
If this is true then she probably got Anya in too because how the fuck else would she get in

>>534858
Ogey is japanese for okay

>>533654
your rrat fucking sucks

>>535426
>Commissions fully-animated MVs from the moment she debuted
Cuz, you know, it's not like Mori had the same thing using her roommate's connections or anything...

>>535721
Reine has logged your posts and your IP. Good luck anon.

>>535901
>Implying Mori's presence isn't just as much of an under-the-table deal

>>527353
Hololive is willing to let somewhat mildly talented girls in their possitions inmediately as long as they bring benefits to them in a larger scale (political favors, get out of risky situations, evade taxes, pardon crimes/infractions), this is why they have been able to do riske stuff without much problem around the JP markets, some of their talents are daughters of politically influential people who always get their way, therefore, by adhering to these girls, Hololive can get their way too.

Flare was the one who impersonated Noel in order to get her to actually join Hololive

>>535426
>>535721
It goes deeper. she's the daughter of a powerful relative of the sultan in the Yogyakarta autonomous region. she literally has royal blood and is a radical islamic extremist, the reason she streams so little is she is praying 5 times a day. her superchat money goes directly to ISIS through legal means via her family's "trust" and all of it gets passed off as a charitable donation meaning youtube takes less of a cut. notice how there are a couple of simps who reappear once a month with a $500 donation on streamlabs and never say a word. these are moderate indonesians who got caught up in some trouble with the sultanate and this is their legal way to extort them while hiding the income from national authorities. they have an established operation in Jakarta and their power there is comparable to the Yakuza in Japan.[/spoler]

>>527353
Sora is a relative of YAGOO.

>>530075
How do you know?
Pretty based if true

>>536006
This is for believable rrats anon, Mori is too herself and was too poor to do something like that.

>>536095
>Relative of Sultan of Yogyakarta
All the young female in the royal family doesn't have a voice simmilar to her tho.

>>536095
You know, extortion feels like a rrat that may be true for other vtubers as well

>>536006
Going off of this logic, you might as well just rrat that literally every Holo who ever had an evenly mildly-successful body of work before debuting must have been a backroom hire. Like, feasible, sure? I guess? But not really a rrat so much as "that's literally one of their conditions for auditioning, is the soft requirement for an established body of work".

>>527353
Haato´s mental health has been declining ever since she went to Australia due to bullying and isolation, so much in fact that she created her alter ego HAACHAMA just to calm the fuck out, her family barely gaves a fuck about her because she isn´t has smart as her big sister, she needs meds but she doesn´t know it, the dead of Haachama was because her family gave her an ultimatum of "calm the fuck down and go to college or we disconect the net and you leave that weird company", she is now in the verge of breaking down and at any moment could basically break like Aloe but in a more dangerous way.

>>536095
>spoler
RRAT disgarded.

>>536222
Like who perhaps?

>rrat thread once more descends into turkey roasting
can we just not

>>531201
I don't think she's stupid like you say but given what she's said about herself and how she acts I think she probably does have really undeveloped social skills and she's really fucking weird even underneath the Haachama character.
>>536256
I think some of this is partly true aswell.

>>527353
Kiara is just playing around the "yuri bait" with Mori for more fame and Mori doesn´t reject it because she is a social dork, what Kiara doesn´t know is that she is actually getting on the feelings of Mori but our dorky reaper will never embrace her new reality and why she seems to be opening further and further to her stuff.

my rrat is that kiara is dumb and ugly and i hate her

>>530870
it even has so feared yellow bears

>>527353
The population of /vt/ is actually a tenth of what everyone believes it is, is just that everyone pretends to be different individuals when responding to other posts to not look cringy.

>>527353
Nene is truly autistic, but just because she is cute everyone ignores it, she is in fact so "authistic smart" that she managed to pass the auditions of Holo Gen 5 by pure trial and error.

>>536414
That's not a rrat, that's a fact

Yagoo doesn't let Coco collab with HoloEN because Coco is going to be graduating soon, and HoloEN will be marketed towards China. Civia and Artia will come back in HoloEN gen 2.

>>527353
Kanata and Coco are straight, /vt/ cannot deny this.

The real reason Kanata was worried about getting weaker during her hospital stay is because she enjoys carrying Coco around the apartment looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on, and she was afraid she wouldn't be able to heave those fat dragon titties around anymore

>>527353
At least one of the Hololive female members is actually a tranny.

>>527353
I think not a single girl in the entire company is mentally well.

>>536599
if anyone it's probably towa
i mean come the fuck on

>>527353
YAGOO was the one harassing Mel, he and Mel came to an agreement to blame her manager so she could stay in the company and all the blame get deflected off him.

>>536600
That's not even a rrat. High functioning autism with little other problems is probably the absolute most stable any of them are.

>>536599
Rushia has a suspicious male undertone

>>527353
Subaru burned her own house.

>>527353
Marine gets off to lack of sexual activity, reason why she is always horni as long as she doesn´t do anything.

everyone posting on this board is at least a borderline mentally ill worthless piece of shit and the world would much better off if we all dropped dead tomorrow

>>527353
COVER planned the "Taiwan statistics" drama so they could pull out of China before regulations happenned, they did so at the expense of their own talents including the CH branch and Coco, Haato wasn´t supposed to be there when Coco showed the statistics but management screwed up and made her and Coco collab together in the same day, none of the talents knew this, only Coco was told to show the statistics but for no reason given.

>>527353
Pekora is actually fully mentally sound, a normie in public and is actually a genius, so she plays the dumb cute waifu on the internet thing to get money from actually retarded anons.

>>536865
i think coco is definitely milking the bug infestation thing and the kanata hug was probably staged

>>536918
As a side note, Aqua also seems to be incredibly smart but does stupid things to hide her true power level.

>>527353
Miko is actually dying from a heart disease and she is doing what she loves to do because she might not even get to 30 before dropping off like a fly.

>>529745
I think she IS just using hololive as a stepping stone, but I also think she does care about her coworkers. She paid for an entire holiday for Kiara, and clearly likes hanging with the other girls.

>>536865
>Haato wasn´t supposed to be there when Coco showed the statistics but management screwed up and made her and Coco collab together in the same day
???
that's not how the incident happened at all

>>527353
Ina despises the JP branch for ethnical reasons.

>>535606
Gender doesn't matter because they are thinking they might want to eventually create a Holostars EN and want to start the search early.

>>537009
Ah fuck, got the names mixed, sorry, got this from a pasta but I don´t have it with me RN.

>>536865
they were two separate streams do your reps

>>536918

>>536600
I think Coco probably was, at least before the whole antis thing.

>>527353
All the VOMS members are JAV actresses.

>>536851
are you one of the girls we talked about in this thread?

>>529745
Mori joined mainly as a joke because her friends were all doing it. She expected to fail and just be able to laugh about it with them after. When she was accepted she was too autistic to say no and now doesnt know how to quit since so many people have thrown money at her so she feels obligated to stay. She tried to get kicked out by going on trash taste and only asking to collab with degenerates but cover held strong. Now shes given up and accepted her fate as a vtuber.

Aqua slapped Pekora in front of Yagoo at the Hololive office

>>537148
This isn't the first time I've heard something like this. What's with everyone saying VOMS used to be porn??

>>537203
>Mori joined mainly as a joke because her friends were all doing it. She expected to fail and just be able to laugh about it with them after.
This isn't really a rrat though? I could have SWORN I actually heard her say exactly this, at least the "we all applied just for shits and giggles, and whoops, they actually accepted me, that was awkward!", I'm pretty sure ON the TT episode itself?

>>536095
Can Reine use her power to bully cover into saving coco from the chinks?

The coup de grace is that the Narrative = Naive rrat meme was discovered and forced by Cover, making Hololive synonymous with vtuber speculation and drama.

>>537203
I feel this was more true for Ame and Gura than Mori. This especially hit Gura harder because she really didn't want to let go of her past. This is why she is always reminiscing and feeling blue whenever she sings and plays games her roommate has played before.

The Cover meeting about the Coco Taiwan incident very quickly turned into a struggle session on Coco where the girls were nightmarish. Yagoo then said they would be focusing on China from here on out.

COVER is subsidized by the Japanese Government. In exchange, Hololive becomes a state-owned enterprise and their main purpose is to export Japanese influence all to the west and the rest of the world. Japan is trying to carve out their new entertainment industry into the World and establishing themselves as a dominant player in the ever-growing global streaming/entertainment industry that popped up in less than 5 years.

>>527868
If only the Feds were anti-chink.

>>527353
Noel wants to fuck her brother, but he got weirded out by her inmoral advances so he married the first woman he felt as tolerable just so she would give up, she did but now instead HATES her and is constantly looking for ways to get her out of the picture, all of this just because she can´t get over her brother who acted as her fake boyfriend just so she wouldn´t get bullied, girl is a full blown menhera who streams with a sexy voice just so she can feel some sense of being wanted and then think it is her brother who seekes her, not the other way around.

Pekora is really right wing nationalist Jap and wanted nothing to do with Kiara when she learned her roommate is a hardcore leftist SJW. This is why Kiara said she now sees why people say don't get to know your idols personally.

>>537315
Correct anon, she applied for giggles after becoming friends with Milky Queen (the VTuber who simps in RL for CDawgVA) and accepting that idol culture isn´t that bad, then she got accepted and all of her other (not mentioned) VTuber friends who applied congrated her (some with obviously noticeable jealousy) for getting into Hololive (schizos say Milky Queen was the most butthurt one).

Pls don´t ban, this is all public info said in the Trash Taste (cringe somewhat) podcast.

>>537612
>Pekora is really right wing nationalist
What's the source for this rrat? I've seen multiple posts echoing this sentiment, was there something she said that inspired it?

>>537283
No idea, same with people saying Pikamee is a Lolicon AND shotacon who hangs out around her local kids playgrounds just watching and has a massive fetish with middle school uniforms.

Is this a meme like the "Racist Flare" rrat?

>>537283
I also heard that Tomoshika is a "Marine level" degenerate if not worse, why people say she moans better than some JAV professionals?

>>527353
PekoMoon was never real

Luna has cancer
Marine had a miscarriage
Miko hates pekora deep down
Roboco is suicidal
Haachama was raped and abused
Aki is secretly paid by ARK devs
Gura is in a forced relationship with enma
Okayu and korone lesbian fucked before
Azki doesnt even want to be a vtuber
Yagoo was the one who raped Mel

>>537283
>Lolicon Pika.
>JAV Tomoshika.
>Someone in other thread saying Monoe is an exhibicionist.

I heard about Tomoe being a qt 3.14 Gravure model with glasses, but this seems completely out of proportion, how?

>>537612
I don't really keep up with Kiara, doesn't she still obsess over Pekora?

>>537772
Sora actually hates Hololive because it went from an aspiring Seiso Idol company to a shitfest of colorful hurt girls who are all somewhere in the spectrum, but she will not leave because it is her only good shot at becoming a famous RL Seiso Idol.

>>537772
>Haachama was raped and abused
this is all nonsense but i can believe that one, that chick's messed up

>>537858
She says that she is more of a "co-worker" now.

Maybe she realized the cute bunny girl she idolized is actuallly a neet with a squeaky voice.

>>537909
Azki doesn't give a shit about hololive because she's poplar irl. I don't know why she still stuck around.

>>537962
So kinda like Tojo and Hitler? Since kiara is Austrian

>>537937
Haato was definitely verbally abused, bullied, ostracized and degraded. She said so herself.

>>536095
Was going with York rrat until you said muslim extremist How in the fuck does a matriarchal family even want to be around that

>>536981
why would you say this

>>537770
well yeah
Moona admitted the love confessions and stuff were just jorks and that Iofi's the only one she's interested in marrying

>>537937
I believe she is only bullied at home, and she broke back when Haachama poped up as a coping mechanism, but instead of going into an Aloe level Menhera meltdown, she just went with the crazy.

>>538026
Kinda like that, which just makes the Nazi Kiara memes more hilarious considering the stuff Pekora does to humanoids in MC.

>>538076
she doesn't deserve that
i want to treat haachama like a fucking princess

>>527353
Cover secretly wants all Holostars to graduate so that they can allocate their funds on more Hololive girls. They're also trying to dampen viewership with less popular girls like Mel and Choco in hopes to get them to graduate too so they can rotate flesh blood in to generate mass amounts of income from honeymoon audiences.

>>537628
I hope Milky Queen applies again for Gen 2.

>>538319
>Nazi Kiara
>KFP serves fried food

>>538319
But isn't Kiara a jewess?

>>537858
The real answer is kiara did it for attention and because she isnt really a hardcore fan of hololive, just casually a fan, and she choose pekora as her favorite. Since she didnt get a boast in triple > she decided to just drop the act

>>537665
Most japs would fall under that label if viewed through a western lens. Though I doubt that there's a legit source of course.

>>538668
You can be genocidal with or without religion, just look at Xi.

>>538668
You're implying hitler, goebbels and himmler doesn't have jewish roots? Oh you sweet summer child

>>527353
Lamy is actually a deeply problematic alcoholic.

>>537628
Jubes is fucking dying inside and Rachie became an indie chuuba. Please Juby.... I hope you applied for vsingers.

>>538404
based

>>535426
>Cleanest English of the IDs
Really? More than Ollie?

>>527353
Calli still hates idols and is only doing this for the EZ money.

>>527353
Amelia is actually the most sweet and relatable of the HoloEN members.

>>539660
but this is true anon

Cover sabotaged Siro's stream that Christmas day and Yagoo, A-chan and whatever employees Cover may have had made some burner accounts to tell people in Siro's chat to go check out Sora instead

>>527353
Hana Macchia killed her own mother.

Pekora has attempted suicide twice, only stopped when she joined Hololive. She still cut herself infrequently until she started playing with Moona.

>>539783
Replace Pekora with polka and you're 100% dead on.

>>539822
I can sadly believe that.

>>527353
Nijisanji is actively employing and paying chinese ops to undermine Hololive globally.

>>527353
Kagura Mea is at the brink of suicide at least once per month.

>>539620
>EZ cash to literally provide a voice of a qt girl
I mean, barring Ina, all of HoloEN seems to be of that same mindset

>>527353
Nijisanji did not employ the "political content" filters of Hololive to avoid drama from the yet to appear EN branch and they just signed full on SJWs who want to destroy the company and other similar ones.

One of the Hololive talents are funneling doxx info to antis out of spite and to tarnish the reputation of her colleagues.

>>540036
Some say it is Fubuki leading the Coco hate and she just acts like a good FRIEND to not seem suspicious.

>>540097
i could see fubuki doing that
>Nah it's cool coco, you effectively and single handedly killed 50% of my market. I wasn't gonna need all that revenue to stave off my crippling gacha addiction

>>540097
It would make sense if Fubuki had a large CN following in the past that was taken away by Coco.

>Suicide claims
Do people not realize that's par for the course for jap citizens?

>>540264
Who are the most likely to end their lives in Hololive?

>>537283
>>537721
>>537755
>Pikamee being a lolicon
>Tomoshika being a Marine level degenerate
these are both true and not that hard to find clips of.
>Pikamee being a shotacon
never heard that
>who hangs around kids playgrounds
that's called a joke
>and has a massive fetish with middle school uniforms
no, too old
>>537283
probably because they're all degenerates and it's funny to imagine the people behind such innocent looking avatars doing porn in the past

>>539660
Truth isn't a rrat.

Uto dissapeared in january despite landing a cool 200k with minimal effort.
I doubt rats and a skipped art bill did her in, thoughts?

>>540097
>>540196
>>540215
Chang plz go

>>540327
Aki
Matsuri
Haato
Noel
Coco
Kanata (if Coco goes)
Polka (not anymore).

And maybe Sora if COVER collapses.

Coco wants to fuck Kiara.

Haato/chama might actually be having an identity crisis she is marketing

>>537101
Coco's roommate has already done interviews talking about how she only got into nerdy things due to her previous boyfriend.

>>537283
I started that in that one ryona vtuber thread because I'm an asshole and enjoy creative fucked up rrats for naive people like you LMAO. I kinda hope it sticks, but as far as I know VOMS never did porn or anything m

>>540906
You will be delusional to think she is not doing that...

>>527353
>What are your most believable rrats?
this one

>>529586
DEEPEST LORE

>>527353
Mio has a genetic condition which causes her to throw up constantly.

>>529719
Holy shit

>>540327
Haato

>>541179
yea. it's called a weak gag reflex and a sensitive stomach

>>536416
woah

>>541246
>>536416
Pretty sure it's actually supposed to be a Goldilocks thing, but I want to believe

>>534384
Ogey

>>530870
Go look at her VODs post new costume release and search for any mention or visual of the old costume.

It is literally out of commision.

>>527353
Noel has a heart beat fetish.

>>541597
never was into whisper ASMR or the like, but marine and noel know how to drive a convincing argument

>>541597
More like incest oneechan fetish. She is in love with her brother.

>>541741
Already mentioned by some other anon in this thread, but you are most likely right, even not taking her commentaries regarding her brother out of context, girl probably has a ton of sister X brother media in her house to cope.

>>537858
Not as much as she used to. Chalk it up to meeting your oshi and seeing her more of a coworker and toning it down intentionally since the constant fangirling put people off

>>527353
Korone kidnaps guys and forces them to wear dog ears please ive been stuck in this basement for so long idont even remember the date please hurry i tink she iftued out i took her pohne

>>527353
Ok im just gonna ask, what the fuck is an rrat?

>>533274
What the fuck?

>>541863
Lurk moar or gb2reddit.

>>529460
what is this le epic meme? Is it something from her motion capture?

>>533274
Technically it stands for developer system.

>>541848
Anon...

>>531201
Why is she is Australia of all places? Does she even speak english, shes not even chinese. What is a japanese chick that cant even speak the language doing there?

>>541966
let me IMAGINE in peace

>>541969
She got wasted and boarded a random plane.

>>541969
She was an exchange student. Now she's back in Japan.

>>541863
read the first 20 posts of this thread

>>541896
i been here for years but i mostly browse /v/ and /a/, now im here trying not to fall into vtuber hole.

>>542012
I can just imagine how much white dick she sucked in Australia, meanwhile all her simps are all "omg my cute haaachama, haha she is so fun and innocent"

>>542048
I get that it comes from MGS3 but how is the word used? In what context. What does it mean in here.

>>542055
You're on the board for vtubers and you're trying not to fall into the vtuber hole?

Bro leave now for your sanity.

>>527353
YAGOO definitely has several folders of NSFW of her idols, either from Hololive or their roommates.

>>542111
I know this is bait but
>Haato
>Speaking to literally anyone long enough to end up fucking them
absolutely not

>>542170
Anon women can be autistic and easily get laid, its men who have to try. You think her autistic ways didnt attarct guys.

>>533274
>>541942
I only realized about a year ago that Diagon Alley = diagonally

>>542229
In her case? No. Especially not when being in high school wasn't a character thing for her, she actually was
I'VE got enough taste to go for a QT autist girl, but most high schoolers won't

>>537721
>Is this a meme like the "Racist Flare" rrat?
>he doesn't know

>>537612
americans fail to realize people don't care that much about their left and right, black and white bs

Kiara once cosplayed as pekora and fucked herself with a carrot

>>542797
The consequences of having a 2 party system instead of a multiple parties one.

>>533274
HOLY SHIT

>>542832
I can get behing this rrat...

>>542150
I said i was trying not succeeding.

>>533560
And that's a good thing.

Ok so if im undertaking correctly, rrats is short for narratives, like lore? And oogey is just a way to say ok? Am i correct.

>>537772
>Okayu and korone lesbian fucked before
Nice desu

>>542916
Bro pull yourself together
naRRATive

>>540036
This is 100% gonna happen eventually.

>>543119
You mean how Roboco is doing it to Coco now?

>>543141
What on earth would make someone think this?

>>543202
Pulling names out of a hat while being a bullshitter

>>543228
Anon, I...

>>527868
>feds
>against the CCP
That’s wishful thinking at best and fetal alcohol syndrome tier retardation at worst

>>527353
Nene is the most powerful idol

>>527868
shut it down

>>537018
That kinda makes sense from a cultural standpoint if she's really Korean

>>543489
Mel already cancelled a stream that was supposed to happen with Ina because of racism.

>>543555
Proof?

>>537018
Some other rrat said this but in that one Ina is the one with good reasons to be mad because she is half of both, JP and KR, but everyone gets her as a KR.

>>540741
I can understand almost all of those but why aki? I don't really know what's going on with her.

>>543595
It's a rrat you fucking moron, look at what thread your in.

>>527868
Unironically believe this.
It's too perfect.
Chinese idiots acting like hooligans on Japanese base? Bring more attention and stoke the flames. Now you got a bunch of presumably Americans ready for attack.
And considering 4chan is Anonymous (in name), who's gonna be able to prove that the government was involved? Just some incensed weebs angry that the Zhangs are hurting innocent Coco.

It's not even a rrat, I do believe governments and glowies attempt to instigate conflict.
Got to make that war money. Worthless...

>>534436
ina's talked a bunch about how she literally didnt even talk to her family before joining hololive, so i feel like thats probably not true.

>>528986
my DICK is in love with PAIN

>>527353
Kanata is actually super girly when not in public, making other Holos look like amateurs at it but perceives herself as plain due to an overall bad fashion taste.

>>539822
Explain?

>>527353
Watame had abusive relationship with her family.
Marine doesn't have mother.

>>527353
Gura tried to be a professional singer and VA but failed at both due to fierce competition and regressed into a NEET state, but applying for Hololive saved her.

>>542229
Haachama hates white people after her Australian experience. This is the reason why she doesn't want to do EN streams anymore. Australia broke her. If she did have any sexual experience there, it would be involuntary; either tricked to get fucked or straight on sexual abuse.

Notice how she almost stopped doing EN collabs after going back to Japan. While we feel her Engrissh and pepeloni shit funny and cute, Australians would just banter the fuck out of her Engrish and she'd feel isolated, humiliated and bullied to the point of mental trauma.

Just look at Iofi. Cumchuds bullied her until she broke, all because of an Among Us collab. Girls are fragile.

>>540741
Matsuri seems very extraverted girl.even until vtubing.

>>543884
That's why 90% of her roommates streams were dead drunk. Honestly, bros, seeing how poorly Gura's roommate was doing and seeing how well Gura is doing now brings tears to my eyes.

>>543899
Explain the alien one?

Did I miss some tweets?

>>543899
she did a collab with ina like 3 weeks ago. when'd she come back from australia

>>543929
So 1 collab about spicy noodles. Gura? Ame? Mori? Kiara?

>>543919
Yeah im always a bit worried that one day we'll get like a week straight of gura blackout drunk streaming for 37 minutes and then a sudden vacation announcement

>>543938
she did the noodle collab and then did another hour and a half collab playing games with her.

>>527353
At least one of the VTubers you have seen so far have killed or caused the death of someone close to them.

>>543997
this is so vague it's like fortune telling but i guess that's this entire thread

>>543961
Which was preplanned way before. I can honestly say my rrat is at least 70% plausible because i have an exgf that was bullied till oblivion for her bad English and accent and saw how it made her feel, and I lived in Australia for 2 years to experience the notorious Aussie banter to the point of frustration and wanting to massacre those auscunts.

>>543960
She says she drinks a lot of caffeine so maybe she replaced alcohol with coffee.

>>544019
I know I have done the same as a recovering alcoholic

>>527353
Haachama regressed to Haato because she was legit going crazy in Aussie land, now she can study in JP land, but her social interaction skills are completely dead from the trauma.

She also let Haato die because she feels like it is closing a part of her life.

>>527353
Almost every event and conversation between vtubers is scripted.

haachama did the whole crazy thing so people would make threads like this one and post their theories and then they'd go watch her channel and because it was funny

>>538981
This one isn't even a rrat, its just the truth and is horribly depressing

>>527353
If you have an asshole dad/mom who abandoned you and never contacted your family ever again nor cannot be found, there´s a possibility that the VTuber you are simping, or worse, your Oshi, is your half sister/brother.

>>538981
>>544091
Never watched her, what makes you guys say this?

>>544105
She drinks sake constantly on stream and herself and other members claim she drinks A LOT off-stream, like, german levels of drinks.

Kiara shits on the rrats and antis so often and so hard because of her experienced past-life and not wanting that to spill ever again, much less against her current coworkers. This is also why she's been described as motherly and caring behind the scenes and partially why many other girls went to her first.
Botan prefers to be recognized first as a gamer and second as an idol, but overall as a solid personality.
Korone truly is not good at games, actually bad sometimes, but her tenacity makes up for it. This patience is also why she can sometimes reprimand her chat in a cute way while still being serious and is a regular for 6+hour streams, in some way, she has turned more carefree.
Ollie comes (used to come) here, but is exceedingly better than the ENs and Risu at hiding it. Her yab behaviour and humour is rare for someone so young yet who also apparently learnt english through slangs like Artia.
Aki is the best ESL holoJP has right now, recently even being able to translate from english to japanese.

>>543919
there used to be a greying tower alone on the sea

>>543997
Bro Gura stabbed her mother to death. Her mom was a drinker and a fiend. One night she goes off crazier than usual, starts beating Gura's little brother. Gura gets a kitchen knife to defend them. Mommy doesn't like that, not one bit. She slaps Gura to the ground and picks up the knife. So, Gura watching, she takes the knife to the little bro, laughing while she does it. Then she turns to Gura, crying in the corner. But they had more knives, and Gura lunges at her mom. Stabs her thirty seven times in the chest and face. By this point a neighbor has called the cops. They come with an ambulance. Little brother lives, permanently disfigured. That's why she drinks.

>>544142
>Korone truly is not good at games, actually bad sometimes, but her tenacity makes up for it. This patience is also why she can sometimes reprimand her chat in a cute way while still being serious and is a regular for 6+hour streams, in some way, she has turned more carefree.

I learned this after watching her play super mario world, she was not good at it, but her interactions with chat more than made up for it

>>544093
What the actual fuck anon?

>>544163
Why does the thought of a knife-wielding Gura make sense??

>>544194
Oh, believe me, anon, that's what they ALL do.

>>544082
So the nenechi leak and subsequent Aloe mental degradation and graduation was all just as keikaku?

Think for a bit.

>>527353
COVER orchestrated Aloe mental break once they found out about the controversial stuff, they knew she was Menhera enough to crash and burn thus leaving them without problems.

>>544343
yes nene wanted her out

>>527353
Artia has constant mind breaks this is because of the cognitive dissonance between her Chinese national identity, her foreigner more free image of a streamer and her own personal being, she only likes the Chinese antis because they give her unconditional (but fake) love and validation, but in reality she really wants worldwide recognition, but it would be agains her national pride, this back and forth of ideals and mentalities has her on the brink of mental collapse, and she can´t run away from it because it is in her blood, skin and ethnicity in general, she can´t run from the problems because she herself feels like part of one, so she sucks the virus mentality out of cope.

>>544343
Yeah it was planned like Benoit. And both of them are coming back any day now.

>>544142
Anon, this thread is for made up bullshit.

>>544343
>>544370
>>544528
Guys... What are you talking about?

>>527353
Suzuhara Lulu has a brain condition which causes her to stare too much and easily collapse if she pressures herself too much.

>>527353
Most of the JP VTubers you see are actually heavily disgusted by the fact you are not japanese, they just hide it.

>>544559
Everything with Aloe/Delutaya is all part of a story arc. You're all fools for believing any of it was real, Just like people who think Chris Benoit is actually dead.

>>529337
Risu literally mention she checked 4chan regularly In her debut stream, anon...

>>544611
Take your meds

>>544631
Hi Risu.

>>544105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plrW0vP7HHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB591rWm_x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgVLsie0dGA

>>536697
What's the next step of her master plan?

>>536766
Imagine being in a state of constant edging.

>>544703
Orchestrate the "accidental" death of Tokino Sora.

>>544643
Unfortunately no, she's live with Nier right now.
Can't even support the rrat that she might a second window open, not and sneaking off to find her way to this specific thread.

>>544638
You're not gonna get me this time you Glow in the Dark CIA Ni-

>>535606
They said gender doesn't matter because they want to avoid the mentally ill trannoids going "help help I'm being oppressed" when they inevitably end up rejected.

>>544757
You can say nigger here, anon. Most of the meidos understand it's just a meme.

>>544757
You're tired.. and sleepy aren't you anon kun? Time for you to sleep~

>>544820
yeah but it was funnier if i cut it off

>>544833
Not really, but you do you, man

>>527353
You Oshi already had sex and they liked it.

>>537429
>reminiscing and feeling blue
Gura was hesitant but ultimately had a blast singing Country Roads on karaoke. She also really enjoyed streaming the first Amnesia. If anything, she's actually more than happy to let go of her past, given her commitment to staying sober and trying her best to fight off her own laziness.

>>543884
Her being a music nerd, sharing textbook knowledge on what drinks/food to avoid in order to keep your voice in good condition and being surprisingly passionate and talented during her KonoSuba readalong makes this a solid rrat. I hope the shark gets VA gigs now that she's blowing up.

>>544929
I hope so man. I don't want her to end up like me.

>>537772
>Aki is secretly paid by ARK devs
Aki, please play something else

>>537203
This is true, so many of her friends (and overall JP aspirants) are actually overqualified to do the "Seiso idol traditional JP qt" act and yet "dorky wine sweet gaijin rapper" got the spot by pure chance, hoes legitimately mad because she was not trying seriously unlike several of the girls who have been preparing themselves for years in many ways for these types of golden opportunities (physical training, dance lessons, paid vocal coaching for high pitch, plastic surgery in some cases) and they got outclassed by once "Idol hating" reaper with no actual preparation for the idol industry.

Mori still said they are all friends BTW, pls no ban mods, this has been said by Mori before.

>>545038
Dunno, her ARK playthroughs aren´t that boring.

>>545148
>suddenly, a new rrat:
>If there are new Japan-local ENs in G2, there's a very good possibility they're nepotistic picks on Mori's behalf

>>541179
Mio's grandmother is Chinese or part Chinese and convinced her that dinking all kinds of fucked up TCM "teas" and shit was a good idea. Obviously it doesn't agree with her stomach.

Gura has bipolar disorder and this causes her work ethic to swing from low to high with each passing week, from the outside it seems like she’s improving and then suddenly regressing and then improving again

>>545780
>Mio grandmother is Chinese or part Chinese

Bros... The lore is getting deeper...

>>546097
>Gura is Haachama
First time I've heard of this rrat

>>545148
the trash taste podcast is super illuminating on hololive as a whole in all honesty, really surprising that that's really the only interaction that i've seen hololive niggas have outside of interacting with nijisanji and other vtubers

>>527353
all the holos actually really care about hololive

I got accepted to cum into Hololive EN Gen 2

I sent yagoo and unlisted video of my dick as an application video and now it has 5 views

Should be getting a callback any day now

Haachama never went to Australia (9)

>>546669
>enter Hololive ID and their interactions with literal who vtubers (male and female), homostars, and this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCV5rrHaBNg

>>547342
Congrats, better doxx yourself before your "fans" do it for you.