/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I WANT TO CUM IN PIPPA PLAPKINS ASS PLAP PLAP PLAP

why is lumi so breedable?

>>52596997
The whowha?

Dum Panc

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

I'd give it to gloomi

How is Ember doing in this game? I've never played it before.

Bros why is my wife Lia so autistic?

>>52596997

>>52597012
She’s wearing bloomers

>>52597023
She’s a bit dirty… probably not into anal either.

Hime wife
Hime life

Lia is not for lewd
Jelly is not for lewd
Pippa is not for lewd

I live to serve the Lemon.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Lumi Warcraft 3
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

NOW - Panko I Am Bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN_bfzyz6a0

NOW - Ember FTL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rP0qHZaPuc

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Dizzy up close praising
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzldA9-7q-A

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YT link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQx705PwlnMGabxvkZ2n83lIwEUJ_5d3Lj0E7T4mtO4/edit?usp=sharing

Gloomi is for anal.

I miss Shiina

I love this Panda

>>52597200
Yes, but only if she switches back to lumi just as you stick it in

Capipis more like cuckpipis am i right guys?

Fuck Pippa
Marry Airi
Kill Lumi

i ____ wemi...

https://files.catbox.moe/jufgv7.mp4

Yeah I'm a Liker, an Airi liker

cute

>>52597244
yo I love dis lil nigga fr fr

>>52597341
wape

>>52597382
I don't like art like this because It implies they are going to die

>>52597200
good christian girls like lumi are anal queens

>>52597244
̶ ̷ ̷I̷ ̵l̵o̴v̶e̶ ̴t̴h̴i̷s̴ ̶P̸a̶n̴d̴a̸

I want to kidnap Pippa, lock her in my house, and force her to live a healthy life getting the medical treatment she needs so she'll be slightly mess menhera and less likely to drop dead any day now. I will release her back into the wild when she has a clean bill of health and has the mentality to not plummet back down to squaller when not being monitored. Profuse mating presses and impregnations may or may not happen.

>>52597456
They are extracting after a tarkov raid

>>52597465
Okay, this is cool.

Why is she such a tard

>>52597456

>>52597456
yeah, by me

>>52597404
>i wape wemi...
marital rape anon...

who would win in a dance off, Lia or Hime?

>>52597530
They are involved in combat, unless it's a GUP situation they are going to be killed at some point

>>52597456
and that's a good thing

Pippa LOVE

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 9 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>52597019
Train, so much Train.

>>52597593
it's the modern day infantry don't actually do that much

>>52597634
I think your ritual post SUCKS!

Jesus Christ Panko...

>>52597661
They aren't wearing uniforms, they are clandestine or insurgents

Remove the friends section, Phase only has sycophants, enemies and poach targets.

[Panko News] Panko is getting mindbroken.

>>52597382
Can someone make an edit of this with pippas head blown off and sleepy crying

>360 people watching panko try to get bread in a toaster
True GFE.

>>52597552
Lia, she has ballet skills

>>52597786
Panko is not GFE.

>>52597661
they just sit in a trench waiting for atillery to end their misery

>>52597838
She is to me shut UP

>>52597552
I would cheer for Rie

stinky

>>52597838
correct, because panko is my wife and she's now pregnant.

gotta be honest with you pcg
rice noodles fucking suck

>>52597885
Stinky, yes, but also super cute too.

is she just being a retard or is this actually bugged out?

AIRI IS CUTE!

>>52597185
overlap connect...

>>52597931
no one other than chinks likes rice noodles

>>52597786
Worth to cheerlead
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uRYQY3QlPuA

do i need to start playing the games lumi's playing before she does just so she doesn't get backseated by retards

>little bean
Oh no it's italian exo

>Dont worry fagiolina lo puoi tostare con l'amore
What did he mean by this?

>>52597931
If you don't know how to use them.

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

>everyone is making fun of Lia in Panko's chat
brutal.

By the way the italian bread fucking suck, among the worst bread you can find in Europe

>>52598115
only if Airi supplies the milk

Pan mindbreak

>>52598092
i can toast you with love maybe

Panko, don't scream so much

luxury brand lumi sending out coded messages to her followers

>>52598132
She'll be okay

>>52598068
Lumi's jannies decide what games she plays. Ask them what she will play next and they will tell you.

>>52598092
The sentence appears to be in Italian, and it roughly translates to "Don't worry, little bean, you can toast it with love."

i don't understand the controls of this game at all

>>52598132
Wouldn't it be funny if she became addicted to pain killers, being a redneck and all.

>>52598028
The cutest!

>>52598176
Is she going to punch me in the shoulder now?

Airi is ugly

>>52598150
I want to suckle her milk right from her breasts directly, this fat fucking cow

>>52598240
Perdue/Sackler HATE

>>52597885
Slinky

>>52598132
She is just shitposting. There is no reason to concernfag.

>>52598101
shut up chink

Lumi hates the Night Elf campaign. It's the women.

panko is actually so cute what the fuck?

Lumi is beggin for bears. Anons, now it's your time.

I love Ember's fat tits.

>>52598304

I want to rape Ember

>>52598380
I'm not concerned. She's going to the dentist monday.

>>52598419
Could you still say the same thing if you knew she is 32?

>>52598472
oy vey

For me, it's seething femanon. I just wanna hang out with you while you complain about how the other girls are getting more attention and are prettier than you. I can tidy up your room for you while you watch your oshi and rage at her for getting all those supas. I'll make art for your youtube channel you're going to start one day so that you too can collect simpbucks from oil barons. I'll cuddle you while you phonepost and pin you down when you start squirming when you get banned again for cuckposting. You know you want it deep down, femanon.

>>52598497
Panko is a hag?

>>52598497
I can close my eyes as long as the voice is the same

femanon status?

>>52598574
Virginal.

>>52598574
Nearing her 30s.

>>52598550
Stop listening to the anon who says he has secret knowledge about panko. He is still upset over his 5 dollars.

>>52598497
She's not 32, she's 28

>>52598489
SEXO

>>52597251
I had a dream about that exact scenario. Diamonds

[Ember News] She said Pippa's last name on stream

>>52598642
knower

>>52598638
It's not secret knowledge that she is 32 if you know where to look

>Why do you guys keep mentioning that bitch pippa in my chat?
whoa ember's kind of going in hard today

It all makes sense now...

Why are Pipnigs completely incapable of not bringing her up in other chats for absolutely no reason?

>>52598638
Oh it's fine I don't care about vtuber's ages at all.

>>52598251
>>52598028
The Kindest!

PANDA
I
S
S

[Lumi news] She wants to kill more jews

YOU GOT THE PANDA PISS!

Ember is taking drugs on stream.

>>52598752
why cry about it here?

>>52598489
So do they, better protect her

>>52598825
wtf

Would Pippa make a good GF? I mean the person behind the avatar of course

>>52598880
absolutely not

>>52598730
Still waiting for that tweet anon.

>>52598240
That wouldn't be funny, it would be incredibly depressing

>>52598880
yes

>>52598845
What's wrong with their skin?

>>52598880
No, no streams would.

>>52598880
Probably yeah. The Pippa you see on screen is definitely an exaggerated version of herself, like with any other streamer.

>over an hour on a tutorial
peak gaming

>>52598880
roru

>>52598904
I'm not the boyfriend man. The guy has no idea what he's talking about.

>>52598922
they're italian

I MISS LIA
PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY LIA THINGS FEEL EMPTY WITHOUT HER

>>52598825
Real?!

>>52598751
She's on her bad habits arc!

>>52598825
Cute!

>>52598668
everyone knows pippa's name by now, her name is gloria ramirez

>>52598903
Michi's hat absolutely mogging the entire gen

>>52598939
350 people seem to think it is
actually way more than that, because of YT number fuckery

>>52599023
Michi's hat needs to be nerfed.

I wonder what Lia is doing right now

Lumi can't hold back her thieving instincts and steals the treasure of poor infernals under their noses.

>>52598880
>can't cook
>can't clean
>lives an extremely unhealthy lifestyle
>whines and complains all the time
pippa would be unbearable as a girlfriend and so would almost all the other phase talents. in actuality, having to clean up and do everything for a lazy person isn't endearing it's exhausting

i don't want to open holodex is anyone streaming?

>>52599066
Having sex with Uruka and Airi while Shiina
slaves herself away in a corner of their airbnb.

>>52599094
>>52597185

>>52597885
kayfabe

any twitter updates on airi, shiina, lia and uruka's adventures?
any yabs?

>>52598880
I want to marry pippa and fix her

>>52599094
Phasers Panko Lumi and Ember are streaming

>>52599121
They are having sex with me right now anon.

>>52599121

I hope Shiina HATES Lia.

>>52599121
their orgy at AX was a success

>>52598880
Yeah, she's a good girl

>>52599121
>>52599191
at the very least, some light kissing and hugging will happen

This stream is full of quotables

>>52599191

So Panko has finally accepted she's a lewdtuber? She's constantly moaning and making innuendos.

>>52599313
panko is seiso

>>52599313
>lewdtuber
The masturbation stream comes first before she can be awarded the holy title.

>>52598472
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>52599313
>She's constantly moaning and making innuendos.
are you sure you're watching panko and not lumi

>>52598880
She's a fixer-upper gf

>>52598922
”Culturally enriched”

Which Phase girls belong to coomerbros?

>>52599251
>>52599312
cute!
Lia LOVE
Shiina LOVE!

>>52599121

>>52599313
no that would be yuko with her boobros

>>52598977
She's really Pippa Middleton, sister of the future Queen of England

>>52599497
it's so fucking over

>>52599505
anti-social bear...

>>52599497
why does she have a bronze medal

>>52599497
I would guess tooth shit

I awake. Pippa love~!

>>52599497
I was already expecting this with the toof hort. Hope she feels better.

>>52599497
expected and understandable, but I'm still sad

>>52599497
I want that tooth

>>52598880
I want to marry Pippa

>>52599497
Who's she spending the fourth with?

Imagine the two of them sitting on a blanket at night while fireworks light the sky

>>52599251
>>52599312
will shiina teach young lia how to kiss?

>>52599578
Because she always comes third

>>52599578
3

>>52599505
Mucho Sexo

Go to a real dentist you fucking retard
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1675592854033293312

>the doxxfag vagueposters are back
It's all so tiresome.

>>52599497
Good, hope Pippa can rest and get medical assistance.
>Verification not required

She said pizza was mid so I hope the infection spreads.

>>52599497

>>52598880
I am profoundly mentally ill and have never had a healthy relationship so yes.

>>52599669
RIPKIN LIVER

>>52599120
what does this mean

>>52599669
Yea Pippa mix the two and down it with moonshine

>>52599666

>>52599251
Honestly Lia and Shiina should have sex

>>52599579
>>52599585
ask me how I know you're not American

>>52599497
Don't die Pippa

>>52599505
How many bruhs per minute?

>>52599497
Fucking stupid, abandoning her fans for no good reason

>>52599612
Toothpaste boy.

>>52598880
She's hot and I'd fuck her if given the chance but as a person she has next to no real redeeming qualities to make up for the self inflicted retardation

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE WARCRAFT
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE STREAM

>>52599739
i figure she would shoot some guns and fireworks on stream

>>52599740
|、
(˚ˎ 。7
|、˜〵
じしˍ,)ノ

>>52599772 (me)
Note for jannies: I mean vtuber Pippa, I see all chuubas as their model

>>52599805
ended stream, now I'm sad

>>52599585
whats the pippa pic in this

>>52599740
NOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>52597382
When's the next Sleepa stream god dammit.

>>52599676
My "doxing" was purely shitposting

>>52599805
She did quite well today. Was fun/10
Next time she will have to deal with THAT mission.

I too will not be working on Tuesday. I'm sorry.

Lia was my perfect friend right there until the end
:(

>touched the mountain
>fully missed the Lumi's stream
I don't think vtubing hobby is compatible with even a regular life.

>>52599755
Okay Henri

>>52599805
Toxic/10
Vibrant/10
She's doing it/10
Was good/10
Great stream/10

>>52599805
the nightelf campaigne in both vanilla and FT is so shit/10
Lumi liked the orcs/10

>>52599805
CUBE/10

Sad that nude barbie lumi is going away in the next model update.

>>52599528
More like baldbros

What is it?

>>52599805
I WANT MORE OF THIS WHORE!

>>52599961
just go bald man... why...

>>52599312
Control your orc blood Shiina

>>52599961
is this what pippa fans look like

>>52599612
Me.

>>52599983
Something about ovens

>>52599983
holocaust statistics

>>52599983
wooden doors

>>52599961
>trader joes
they dont have dollar generals in san francisco?

>>52599684
Focus on your stream Panko.

>>52599312
is Lia the prettiest girl in Phase?
Shiina, Airi, Yuri, Nyaru, Hime, Lisa have all said she is beauty irl when they met her

>>52599505
>Shiina was on an all night fingering spree

>>52599497
I guess this means no Wednesday either because she'll be hungover

>>52599983
She called Elon a greedy bitch.

>>52599983

>>52599983
krauts are just a bunch of faggots

>>52598880
I would absolutely give it a shot and probably end up marrying her if I could.

>>52599852
>I was merely pretending as a defense
>when copying verbatim one of the most obnoxious faggots of the general, mr "if you know where to look"
Picrel.

>>52600038
rie is pretty cute

>>52600038
Lumi is the prettiest

>>52599983
She doesn't approve of mass immigration.

>>52599983
Antisemitism

>>52599983
She said that immigrants commit crimes

>>52599805
>RATE THE LOOM
Comfy all around/10
>RATE THE ENERGY
Sunday Morning Star/10
>RATE THE WARCRAFT
Nice as always. Nice to see she liked the Orc campaign/10
>RATE THE ZATSU
Good at the start but missed the last part.../10
>RATE THE STREAM
...Stratedy Sunday alright but... but.... LUMI STOP ENDING STREAM WHEN IM LOOKING AWAY THIS IS THE 5TH TIME ALREADY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/10

>>52600038
Lia is slighly above average. So the rest of them must look grim

>>52600038
Yes.
Shiina and Rie saying Lia is very attractive carries weight because they are pretty themselves.

>>52600038
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
If you like half spic half white (I do), then Lia is definitely one of the prettiest.

>>52600069
What a greedy bitch he is

>>52600190
this is a very good lumi

Panko sneezes!!!

PANKO SNEEZED ON ME

>>52600038
I think Michiru must be the prettiest. Lovely.

>>52600227
It doesn't, women say all their friends are pretty, they aren't going to call her ugly

>>52600129
It's just her age that everyone already knows about. Y r u so mad?

>>52600227
Chink halfus aren't pretty

>>52599497
Just come back to us without developing an opioid addiction, Pippa.

how do we fell about the fact that pippa is going to be missing yet another tooth soon?

Pippa should adress the toxoplasmsis problen on stream

>>52600283
>women say all their friends are pretty
if that were the case, they would said all the other girls are pretty.
nobody ever called yuri pretty when they met her.

>>52600129
>not being a knower

That's right, Pippa. Lumi wasn't joking though.

>>52600129
Fucking kys yourself faggot

>>52599983
lmao, how is europe even real

>>52600231
The term is mestiza

>>52600231
>half white
...

>>52600355
For legal reason it was a joke

>>52600295
Wish I could sneeze cutely. The last time I tried suppressing it, I ended up shotgunning the back of my throat with nose mucus.

>>52600360
Germany has a bunch of weird advertising and streaming laws

>>52600320
Sounds like it's a molar so it's kinda not that bad I think maybe

>>52599612
Taking turns at shooting an AK with Eepy!

>>52600294
True

>>52600360
Germany may be the most cucked nation

>>52600320
She has no more to lose.

[Panko News] She thinks cumsocks are disgusting

>>52600190
Where is her pussy?

>>52600337
Yubi is a chubby womalet lies only stretch so far

>>52600355
She's so getting banned for that

>>52600355
Based ride or die pipper

>>52600360
this is what happens when your nation never had to fight for freedom

>>52600450
Purin...

>>52600419
The hidden tweet is just calling elon a greedy bitch, there's nothing in there to do with ads or streaming.

>>52600320
I will happily chew her food for her.

>>52600355
>Feels like dying because of toof hort.
>still manages to try and help her friends even if its pointless.

>>52600355
Never give up Pippa

>>52600355
is he braindead or intentionally oblivious

>>52599612
She's not canceling because it's the 4th she canceling because her teeth hurt too much to dtream

>>52600439
That's what happens when you're occupied and puppeted by two countries that actively want to destroy your culture and people for decades

>>52600373
the term would be castizo b/c her mother isn't a native american

>>52600543
Why doesn't she get them fucking fixed already?

Pippa you are going to be okay

lia and shiina could be the dominant boomer/zoomer ship. just depends on how much they get along and hit it off.

>>52600529
Most charitable case is that it's still a massive company and doesn't know what all the lower ranks in the company are doing.

>>52600377
Yes?

>>52600584
She is, she went to the emergency room and she planning to see the dentist as soon as she can

>>52600584
Dentists are technically people too

>>52600565
I think it's moulignon

>>52600559
really? that's what happened to all of eastern and southern europe for hundreds of years at a time and none of them are like germans

>>52600543
>>52600642
are you one of her jannies or are you just guessing

>>52600565
it doesn't matter what it is called because Lia is pure white American teen princess.

>>52600584
This time it's not even her fault. One of the fillings she got from a cheap ass ghetto dentist failed and got infected.

>>52600695
She said on last night's stream.
Said she had no insurance, and nearly said what it cost her

[Ember News] She's a skinwalker

>>52600724
yeah shes also 19

>>52600634
no?

[Ember News] the meds have kicked in

Guys is panko...?

>>52600584
Holiday weekend in America and most dentists don't work weekends.

Panko watches videos of people die

>>52600695
Logic, she's in constant pain, hoped up on drugs, can't even eat a popsicle or solid foods and struggling to sleep.

She isn't in any condition to attend any kind of celebration.

>>52600724
whiter than most amerimutts that's for sure

>>52600800
She is the my favorite gen 2 gore poster.

>>52600800
Brown yes

>>52600800
A moulignon

>>52600800
White? Yes

>>52600850
KEK

>>52599669
arent you supposed to not mix ibuprofen and paracetamol?

>>52600744
>cheap ass ghetto dentist
She could have visited a doctor who didn't fail dentistry, you know?

Panko news

she's bred

>>52600829
Her wounds are self inflicted.

>>52600964
Yeah, by me

>>52600958
No, you can mix them just fine. You can take the max dose of both in a single day, they're don't interact.

>>52600958
It's fine. Painkillers and anti-inflamatories are quite often taken together

>>52600038
Don't call Lia pretty.
She alreayd has the brown unicorn niggers eternally seething at her. Doesn't need femanon coming at her next.

>>52600958
They're metabolized differently so it's fine. I do it sometimes when I get fucked up from work. Ideally you alternate every couple hours but I usually just take both at once.

>>52600744
Why didn't she just go to a better dentist?

>>52600958
it's fine but it is retarded

>>52600958
yes and no. you won't harm yourself but it;'s pointless, effects don't stack

>>52600439
may?

>>52601020
She needs a seething femanon in her chat for our amusement.

>>52601042
you want someone who already highly distrusts authority and the medical field to just find a 'better dentist'
lol, lmao

>>52600962
>>52601042
She didn't always make a billion superchat bucks

I want to send Pippa my plushie collection so she feels better

>>52599669
She should get some of that Orajel toothache stuff. It helped me get through a weekend when I had a wisdom tooth killing me.

>>52598960
>>52598751

>>52601146
Post bobs

>>52600504
Germany is a nanny state that simultaneously supports massimmigration of criminals and fucked up lgbt freakshit while also somehow being extremely prudish christian soccermoms who considers calling someone a mean word online or playing games like gta to be pretty much a crime.

I guess since I get a reprieve from my schizo sisterwife and her degenerate zoomer friend for a few days. I'll take the time to finish a few vidya games.

>>52600360
Scheisse...

>>52601181

>>52600011
>>52600019
>>52600029
>>52600068
>>52600086
>>52600169
>>52600180
>>52600181
>>52600360

>9 replies for this
>same funny jokes as in chat comments
A-anons? You guys need to take a break from /vt/ for a while. You started acting parasocial towards other anons.

>>52599669
what does it say what does it say what does it say

>>52601226

[panko news] she is in fact white

>>52601143
Yeah, she made that much only for the past year.

>>52601256

>>52601266
that's bussin frfr

Fucking hell it's the guy from a meme kek

>>52601256
They gave her a big pile of painkillers

>>52601256

Pankophiles, this is the nigga calling your oshi a nigger

>No Pippa next week probably
>No Lia until Friday
this is the single worst timeline

>>52601256
You can view tweets here, https://syndication.twitter.com/srv/timeline-profile/screen-name/pipkinpippa?showReplies=true

>>52600565
America is mutt hell

>>52601332
>2001
He looks about 45 tho

>>52601172
helped me when i had an abscessed tooth till i could go to the dentist.

>>52601360
>>No Lia until Friday
Don't tell him, guys.

>>52601332
Whitest hungarian

when will dizzy finally change her timeslot?

>>52601360
Pippa will do some watch alongs, she needs that chat bfe to get through this

>>52600781
Both of her parents are half white

>>52601332
I routinely call her brown and try to make her say dirty things in english.

>>52601216
Why is this girl so fucked in the head?

>>52601332
Wait isnt this that phase lawyer guy?

>>52601360
>Lia starts off the week breaking the news that she is having heart issues
>sees doctor midweek but wont get ekg results until next week
>calls her last stream “farewell”
>ended karaoke saying “i dont have much time left” and sang a song called “Take me home”
>her last real stream was a collab with her friend Pippa
>now is meeting her closest friends Airi and Uruka in person to say goodbye
anon Lia isn't coming back

>>52601360
>friday
anon Lia is gone...

[Kirsch News] She wants you to fuck a fig and tell her how it feels

Panko likes being bred, especially in the mouth.

>>52601432
Yeah that's what I'm expecting to happen.

>>52601360
Lia said she will do one or two twitter spaces while she's away

>>52600850
Slander!

>>52601382
I'm 57 and my username has "2004" in it simply because that's the year I created it

>>52601466
I thought she was Italian?

>>52601282
>>52601332
Yes that guy

>>52601276
>>52601287
>>52601301
>>52601374
Thanks bros

>>52601226
what?

>>52601516
>I'm 57
What the fuck?

Pickme Pippa

>images 100
>posters 100
Im cumming

Lia, Airi, Shiina and Uruka aren't giving any updates today because they are at AX right now and don't want to give away position.

>>52601486
I don't think it can be properly explained to a female.

manko news

she likes being bred

>>52601564
Why yes, I do pick her.

Honestly, Shiina should do a sweet tender loving make out session with Lia

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Phase Enemy Elon has limited Twitter and I'll miss them

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