/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She's gonna love the bucket

>>52379648
G

Luv me wife, simple as.

>>52379648
G

>>52379648
G

I'm going to try and talk in chat today, outside the normal hi! I mean.

>>52379648
G

Shondo feet

>>52379831
Ganbatte!

HAIL OTIS
CEO, MANAGER AND SOLE PROPRIETOR OF OTIS CORPORATION

>>52379648
G

What happened to the crusader king stream?
I really NEED Shondo to turn into a paradox fag with a map fetish

>>52380142
Sorry to say this solerbros... Otis corps mogged SolerLive ;C

>>52380230
she got ran out of meds so she drank lean. but lean made her loopy, so she went to sleep.

I didn't lift today, my mussles are slightly sore but I would have been a l eto, then I realized I lifteded every day the past week so decided fo take a rest day since it's apearently good for you

>>52379648
G

>>52380642
>mussels
>a I eto
>lifteded
anonchama...

What do you think she'll do during her birthday stream? My guess is call ins, VR karaoke, merch, and maybe a new outfit/announcement of new outfit

>>52380906
Pussy reveal since she's finally old enough to do it legally

>>52380906
She'll be with me in bed giving me kisses

>>52380906
I doubt there will be merch

>>52380967
Shut up Otis!

>>52380906
I hope she does what I've seen some other vtubers do and let her mods make a compilation of viewers recording videos of themselves saying happy birthday messages then react to it on stream

>>52380906
She will release a new cover of Pomf
The old one kinda sucked in case you didn't listen to it

>>52380967
You have no balls

>>52380994
Of course there will be. She already talked about it.

Here's the files for the foot job Pixel dot animation by Fudeo. https://skeb.jp/@o_hude

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https://files.catbox.moe/9txpjq.gif

>>52381028
She doesn't want to know what we look like, do you even watch her?

>>52381058
Yeah and she said she was considering delaying it because she doesn't want to ship around the holidays

>>52381028
>compilation of viewers recording videos of themselves saying happy birthday
Miss me with that gay shit
I don't need to see any of yous ugly mugs

>>52381081
My thought

>>52381073
Nice

>>52381073
cute! hot!

>>52381081
I bet she imagines us as cute anime grills
That's probably how immersion works on her end

>>52381028
This is such a terrible idea you should feel bad for even posting it

>>52381028
>compilation of viewers recording videos of themselves
She'll only see a compilation of old men wishing her happy birthday kek

>>52381294
>She'll only see a compilation of old dicks
Fix'd

>>52381328
now i think it's a good idea.

>>52381073
Nice, thanks

>>52381294
That's the point? She loves old men, other streamers get videos of fit black men in the jungle from fiver wishing them happy birthday, shondo gets old men.

>>52381385
>She loves old men
I'll send her a recording of my latest prostate examination
I'm 58 years old btw

The Shogger who told me that Shondo's old streams were still around on the internet archive sent me on a fruitless, pointless wild goose chase that lasted for hours
Hint for everyone else: there's nothing there, zero streams only old videos

>>52381563
That's crazy

>>52381081
She stalks the internet foot print of her regulars when she’s bored. Depending on your opsec she probably already seen you. How do you think she has dreams of us otherwise?

>>52381650
That's so cute

Gee, I wonder who are those connections.

>>52381650
>of her regulars
REEEEEEEEEEEE only darkkal renpc pyro and whoever else I'm paranoid about today
REMINDER: goldenboy SEVEN INCH TALL

God i love my wife.

>>52381769
me

>>52381769
There's a very talented mangaka who had a serialized series starring a yandere and is currently accepting skebs
I wanted to commission a Shondo drawing from them but I'm too poorfag to afford their prices

>>52381769
so this is a new development or what? because previously she said it was impossible to commission these artists. i wonder who these Connections with a big C are.

>>52381769
Unironically no clue, Shondo has a lot of friends

>>52381922
Link? im curious to see how much

>>52381985
>>52381987
Probably related to that project that definitely isn't Saya.

>>52382030
ah yeah, probably.

>>52381650
This is why I'm going to start posting irl pics somewhere that can be found with my username, but only after I get fit enough that she will think I'm hot. Till now there's only a single hand pic that's been deleted that she could have seen

>>52382030
Do we know what game she was talking about? Is it actually a Saya dub?

>>52382078
100%

>>52381650
by not dreaming of someone specific and dreaming of (you)

>>52382112
Right I’m sure that’s why she’s too embarrassed to say what the dream was

>>52382112
I think this is it. She has an idea in her what the generic husband looks like, and that's her fill in when she thinks of us

been doing some hardcore reps since yesterday and as always it leaves me with mixed feelings. does anyone else ever regret looking at things or are you just happy to get to know more regardless?

You guys are being autistic early today

>>52382175
Your logic makes zero sense

>>52382175
you shoggers talk a shit ton of rapes so probably that.

>>52382191
it's just the same anti that has been active the past few days. not sure where he came from. just ignore him and focus on our cute wife.

>>52382189
Doing old vod reps makes me sad because I didn't give her a chance sooner. I was a holofag up until a year ago, but have been watching her ASMR casually since 2018. My twitch follow date is even March 21st 2021. I wish I could go back and be with her from the beginning

>>52382189
Knowing some things can make me feel bad for various reasons, but I'd still rather know than not.

>>52382189
I want to know everything also keep in mind she was a mentally ill teen, are you the same as you were back then?

this thread is very esl, this doesn't bode well

>>52382281
You should need to pass an English literacy test before being allowed to access 4chan.

>>52382189
I want to know as much as possible. Regardless of how it makes me feel

>>52382189
I'm way too deep in it i want to know everything. i don't care if i feel bad later, sadly i don't really know i never stalked someone before.

>>52382418
I'm new to this too

>>52382331
Sir, do you know how devastating that would be to the userbase?

>>52382460
Let it burn

shiggers I cant wait to see her take a real bbc in 3d

You better be archiving this stream, she's going to have a breakdown and delete the vod

>>52382189
After everything I've seen and found about her, it doesn't affect me anymore. Which is why any retarded rrats don't work on me anymore.

>>52382510
why do you think this

Why is her intro music so emotional? It's like mysterious happy and sad at the same time and makes me want to cry.

>>52382538
It fits her

>>52381650
>got curios and downloaded sherlock
>look up my username
>same as some mischievous looking fag on social media
yeah i don't think she'll ever find me or my real name

>>52382550
You're damn right.

>>52382521 (me)
Of course, I still get a bit of FOMO for not finding her sooner, but I believe I wouldn't have given her a chance if I found her earlier, especially during her early ASMR only phase when I hated english ASMR stuff.

>>52382531
Because I'm feeling particularly mentally ill today so she must be as well

SHUT UP WIFE TIME

I have a confession.
Shondo is not my wife.
I love her very much but we are not exclusive.

>>52382677
whore

>>52382677
whore

>>52382538
Is Shondo still friends with the 'daughter' who created the music? They haven't interacted in a while.

July is Shondo pride month

>>52382677
kys

>>52382677
kiirokek poster checks out

>loves calling her "my shadow/shondo"
I love her so much!

>>52382677
Am I the only husband who is not constantly cheating on Shondo?

>>52382728
>no longer subbed
>hangs out in another vtubers chat
I guess he moved on

>>52382799
I feel like I bore her because shes the only vtuber I watch and have no idea whats going on in the wider vtuber world

>30 call-ins last year
Imagine how many she'll get this year if she does them

She read the thread before stream, why else would she talk about her birthday randomly

>has no access to McDonalds
>this can never happen

>>52382902
It does feel weird

>>52382902
Because her birthday is in a month?

ONLY 500 VIEWERS
SHOGGERS WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>>52381058
Anon? You were saying?

>>52382936
We're so back, this is entirely a good thing

>>52382907
McDonalds do home deliveries in my 3rd world country but not in the UK? Yeah I don't buy it.

>>52382902
so we know she does, but how do we use this to our advantage?

That baseball bat? Me.

>>52382988
McDonalds doesn't do delivery at all where I live, only through stuff like Uber Eats which obviously isn't every where

how do we cope with the fact that shondo got groomed by renpc just because he made art of her?

>>52382961
Don't worry shoggers, I'll send her a DM threatening to Canadian healthcare myself unless she re-releases her old teespring merch for her birthday

>>52383048
Make art for her

>>52382998
I'm gonna use this to tell her how much i love her.

>shondo is stressed about having something for chat for her birthday
>chat donates money to her on their birthday

>>52382988
They don't deliver to where I live and its a rich EU country

>>52383048
>groomed
This word has completely lost all meaning, hasn't it?

Fuck I still don't have a body pillow, any recommendations?

>>52383048
you okay there hololivefan98?

>>52382936
I will now watch your wife.

>>52383142
Get a body pillow

>>52382986
This. Ideally I'd want to be Shondo's only viewer. On the other hand I don't want her and her family to starve, so w/e

>>52383197
Well no shit, I meant any type specifically I should spring for? Mainly size wise.

>>52383142
>>52383197
Do you dakimakura people actually uh... use... them?

>>52383255
Yeah, I plan to sleep with my wife duh

>>52383255
Having a daki has helped me sleep better and fixed a lot of lower back issues I've had. Unless you mean cumming on it. Also yes

>>52383234
>>52383255
i don't know i've never owned a body pillow. kek

>>52383255
If you mean if I have sex with it, sure that's what it's for.

>>52381563
Honestly don't like literally spoonfeeding you but here you go

https://web.archive.org/web/20200915185317/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLV8WejH58_De7PLyiFv6gpm0MOqvnLuAl

>click video
>remove everything starting from &list from the url
>video should play
>add url at the end of this one to download video https://web.archive.org/web/20130720113437oe_/http://wayback-fakeurl.archive.org/yt/

>watching movies while packing merch
So she'll do 2 hours of work in 10 hours?

>his package got packed by shadowmama
my condolences

Im not going to lie I dont want her whore mothers hands on my daki

>>52382835
sadge
Would be nice if he made some extra BGM for Shondo

>>52383350
Shadowmama cute

>>52383301
>>52383296
>>52383280
YES I MEANT FUCKING IT YOU RETARDS

Seriously, how can one area have so many motorbikers?

>>52383395
I dont care, I dont want anyone but my wife touching the daki before its shipped to me

Was today the first time she farted on stream? I don't remember it happening before.

>>52383420
I wouldn't want to ruin it

>>52383432
That wasn't an actual fart anon

>>52383420
how are you supposed to fuck a pillow that doesn't make sense anon..

>>52383476
1. make a hole where Shondo's crotch should be
2. unzip penis
3. ???????
4. PROFIT

>>52383432
i want to believe it was her but girls dont fart so it cant be true

>>52383507
I'll just make the shondoll instead

https://www.myrobotdoll.com/products/create-your-female-anime-doll

>>52383476
>>52383507
go to the /ona/ thread on /jp/, they probably know how to insert a fucktoy inside

>>52383565
HOLY BASED.

>visibly struggling to remember the times table
oh my lord Shondo really is ignorant as a goat, it's not just an act

>>52383318
oh so she actually used to talk like a normal person

>>52383661
You're just now realizing?

I HATE AMERICANHEARTASSOCIATION I HATE MOOBOT

>>52383565
lmao you got that link from me didn't you? another thread in /vt/

>>52383698
Calm down, Kofistreambot

>I don't have divided on my keyboard
I love this stupid little girl

>>52383715
I got it from the internet
How am I supposed to know who you are on an ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD

>>52383715
From a thread a few days ago about a custom veibae doll

>>52383768
Yep, that was m! I have a couple of lolidolls and love dolls in general.

I remember Nyaruchuu (idol indie) has done charity streams for the American Heart Association (she has a heart issue) so yeah no wonder they like vtubers

>>52383849
they caught wind of her resting heart rate and decided to come on a crusade

>>52383814
>bro's so ugly even his onahole shot herself rather than having sex with him
Anon, I'm so sorry ;_;

sex

>>52383908
You got it wrong, that's just to protect my property. She's my terminator loli.

my wife remembers pemdas im so proud

>it's good that she has 500-700 views
>chat still active
Why is it a good thing exactly?

She said again today that she dropped out of school at the age of 12
BUT
she also previously mentioned going briefly back to school a couple of years ago. How does that add up? Did she try and pick it up again from grade 6?

>>52384058
Chat is definitely slower, also numberfag begone

>>52384074
just accept the plot holes. nothing comes from doing this stuff

Drink the purple milkshake, Shondo.

>>52384074
She played Undertale while in school, Undertale came out in late 2015-early 2016.

>>52383318
I can't get it to play the videos.

>>52384074
she took online college courses, you can somehow do that in the uk

>>52384158
It says they are private for me.

>>52384074
>>52384102
Retards, she said that later on she had tried going online but didn't like it so gave up

>>52384127
Why is this shitty milkshake a meme all of a sudden? I'm an oldfag and the new zoomie memes confuse me.

>>52384154
If this is true, why do people still insist she was not born in 2003? Is there a reason we are supposed to hide her true age that I'm too dumb to figure out?

>>52384184
I don't know, I'm not a Zoomer, I just parroted it without knowing anything.

>>52384184
good marketing by mcdonalds

>>52384184
Is kinda like "oh no this drink is poisonous and instantly kills you" it's not that funny of a meme

>>52384158
>>52384174
click on an earlier date on the top right, if it still doesnt load i can't help you

DON'T SAY FLORIDA SHONDO NOOOOO

>>52384302
Stop spoonfeeding retards

>>52384249
Who knows anymore and who cares? She's 20-23 years old max.

my wife is a geographical genius.

>>52384158
>>52384174
He's been baiting us for days, just ignore the troll.

What's with all vtubers being 20 year old women and all viewers being 30 year old men?

>Shondo missed my state
It's fucking Shover she HATES me

>can't even say florida

>>52384342
20 next month

>>52384342
I thought it was established her birthday is July 23rd 2003

>>52384330
you pretend like there is some secret info in the vods, there isn't

>>52383318
i was so happy about figuring out a way to find them earlier, and here you are spoonfeeding people. all my effort for nothing... although my method was slightly different

>>52384428
It isn't, she keeps changing it.

>>52384429
???? I'm telling you to not spoonfeed retard

Most of you shoggers should honestly just kill yourselves

>>52384428
She was originally saying 2001, then 2003. Some believe the real age is the younger, some the older. 2003 seems more consistent with some details though.

I wonder how many of these states she only knows because she's shipping merch there

shondo cunny so tight

Guys, I'm starting to think my wife may be retarded

>>52384184
Some Creepypasta meme, if you drink the shake you die in a creepy way

>>52384459
I thought She lied in the beginning for legal reasons. It would add up with her talking about being on ask.fm when she was 12 in 2015

Sharing is still directly against her wishes Anon

The mods got me

>>52384574
Why would I care what she wants?

>>52384607
Retardchama...

>>52384572
Stop being autistic, it literally doesn't matter and I doubt that July 23rd is the right month/day.

>>52384574
What is?

>>52384502
>>52384572
she has been lying about a lot of stuff if it's actually 2003. she has said she was 15 in 2016 many times.

Jannies doko?

>>52384633
I just talked about the incest state...

>>52384643
Then she wasn't playing Undertale when she was in school, and the DOB on the rrk bio was wrong

>>52384690
i've never seen any evidence for the bio anyway. it was supposedly there in may according to people but i have snapshots from april and it's not there.

Who lives in delaware bros

>>52384758
>he actually believes in Delaware

God fucking dammit! I wish should've stuck to her age being 12%#^%^#$&& so you autists knock it off with the detective shit.

>>52383663
Why did her accent get more American?

God i love her so much bros.

>>52384780
What's the harm in knowing the year she was born in? Does it compromise her identity in any way?

shes doing better than i expected
probably better than some americans

>>52384811
She didn't like her bri'ish accent

>>52384811
She hates the northwest England accent, which is a shame frankly because I think it's really hot

>>52384824
kys

>>52384824
Doxxing isn't always dramatically revealing everything at once. Sometimes doxxing can be death by a thousand papercuts. The more little bits of information you get, the closer it gets to narrowing down to one individual.

>>52384824
If that's really her month and day of birth then by finding out the year you could find her irl in like 24 hours, maybe not pics of her but you could find her school and her family.

>>52384876
If you can make a single coherent argument as to why it's harmful to Shondo, I'll never bring up the topic again.

>>52384920
>uuuu why can't I be a doxfag???
Jesus Christ stfu already, even if you find it why do you go around trying to scream about it everywhere?

is this what not having a bait thread on the catalog does to /shon/
anyway shondo is very cute today

full shondo dox:
shondo is married to me
shondo has 4 children
shondo is pregnant
this is all the known information about shondo

DID SHE JUST DROP THE N-BOMB

>>52385017
Thank you, I know her address now

Shondo is married to ME and we live in a mansion with a bunch of shoggers working the fields.

to be fair it's something she has talked about on stream many many times. if you don't want people speculating about it then DM her and ask her to stop bringing it up.

>>52385017
this is true except she's with me

>>52385110
she closed dms because i asked her to

Why does Shondo suck so bad at geography

shondo piss

kek

Change my mind: after her debut she should've only referenced made up vtuber lore.

>>52385230
She's not American

>>52385254
Based

>>52385264
>implying she'd do any better with English counties
Shogger, this is the girl who couldn't figure out that South Africa is in the south of Africa.

I'm sorry bros, this is boring. Closing stream now.

>>52385367
Weak

>>52385254
This husband got big cohones
Let's hope the mods don't get rid of him for being slightly edgy

>>52385367
Short zatsu btw

>>52385367
Same, I'd rather play GTA.

>>52385367
Good riddance

Brazil states next?

>>52385367
>>52385408
>>52385407
fags

>>52385367
Jokes on you, viewcount inclined since she started writing down states
A woman is always cutest when she's slightly retarded

>>52385367
Bye, remember to let the door hit you

>>52385383
>>52385424
>>52385435
I don't believe you faggots genuinely enjoy this, if you did you wouldn't be /here/ right now replying to anons instead of spending time with your oshi.

>>52385480
>he thinks I only have 1 monitor
Lol you're a retard AND poor

>>52385480
>He can't multitask
Weak

Total Newfag Death

>>52385508
>>52385524
>reading and replying to anons
Multitasking is a meme.

>>52385508
>>52385524
Farming (you)s from shoggers is so easy kek

the more i watch shondo, the more i want to rape an actual 5 year old

>>52385668
The loli slippery slope is real.

>>52385668
tell that to your therapist he will help you

>>52385434
She would only know Rio de Janeiro

Dicklet husbands rejoice!

Ah yes the most famous US states, New Hamster and Oregano

This is objectively pretty fucking boring now

>>52385924
>He isn't farming responses
its over not a real husband give up i won

>>52385953
Not every stream is gold anon.

>>52385924
>objectively
Maybe for a retard like you

does rhode island actually exist

>>52386044
No, it's Connecticut's DLC

>Shondo got my state that people normally forget
I love her

rhode island bros NO NO NO NOT LIKE THIS

She read that we think its boring

>>52386103
Peter... I'm sorry....

>>52386106
>we

Boooooring.

>>52386106
no she just got stuck too long.

if she couldnt name your state she doesnt love you and they arent official states

>>52386106
>>52386149
Kill yourself tranny

What is she doing when she says she's "powdering her nose"? Can't be literally taking a dump since she does it far too often unless she's as incontinent as a 80 year old woman

>>52386207
Projection?

>>52386217
She's literally just peeing and contemplating the stream

>>52386217
Girls dont poop retard

She was so close until you faggots started complaining hang yourselves.

>>52386217
She is doing a line of coke.

>>52386207
I was speaking the truth and I know she'd agree with me retard.

>>52386217
how the fuck are able to pass the captcha with that iq

>>52386217
piss

>>52386217
Cocaine

>>52386284
And she needs to pee 3 times during a 5 hour stream? Does she have a fucked up bladder?

wait I had to just ask and you lot would've told me?
I spent so long living in ignorance

>>52386331
>he doesn't know about the sip redeem
anon...

>>52386331
She has a small bladder

>>52386331
there is a sip redeem every 5 mins

If Shondo doesn't get the whiteboard ending I'm gonna seethe

>knows Only Up is a scam now
Are we safe from this game now?

>>52386442
i hope so.

>>52386442
i hope so

Did Shondo ever say anything about the drama between Nina and Inis?

>>52386493
I didn't even know that was a thing

>>52386493
This is the first time I have heard about drama between them. What happened?

with how shitty the game looks im not surprised tbdesu

>>52386493
qrd pls

>>52386442
Even if it is, Irys' endurance stream was kinographic

>responding to dramafags
go back

>>52386493
>drama between Nina and Inis
Good to know, now I'll unfollow Inis.

kek

>>52386611
Same except I'll unfollow Nina.

>>52386331
she drinks a lot. she always has 2-3 drinks at the same time. at the start of this stream she had coffee, tea and water at her desk.

>>52386684
I wasn't following Nina in the first place.

So shes been reading the thread recently

SHE IS READING THE THREAD OR ONE OF YOU FUCKS SEND HER EVERYTHING IN DMS

>>52386746
I think it's pretty much confirmed now

These are the official husband requirements.

>>52386757
Are you new to vtubers? This is a thing that happens to most of them with people trying to get birthday attention.

>>52386757
someone has to be feeding her information or something if she was reading the thread she would have seen the nft stuff

>>52386493
i'm pretty sure the nina inis had drama with isn't our nina

>>52386548
Nina Kosaka nijisanji
Inis tweeted about her

>>52386790
This was a topic of discussion here recently

>>52386746
I'm starting to think that too, unless someone DM's her stuff talked about here.

>>52386790
okay, she still brought it up right after we talked about it though. timing means something.

>>52386819
If she was here she'd know about only up being an NFT scam

>>52386773
They're now officially confirmed and endorsed by Shondo herself
crazy

>>52386815
Oh, I thought you meant the good Nina. I don't care then.

>>52386773
you arent a husband i just asked she told me sorry bro

>>52386845
That's why I posted them.

>>52386551
i was there all night for that brother

>>52386832
It really doesn't

The nina inis drama is that when nina from niji announced her graduation inis realized it was the vtuber who made her cry on stream 2 years ago and inis said she was the rudest vtuber she ever met

2 years ago.

>>52386912
wait what? how did she make inis cry?

>>52386912
>when nina from niji announced her graduation
Literal gravedancing kek
Based Pinis

>>52386912
Oh yawn I thought this was about barbie girl Nina I don't care about nijishitters

femboys NOT RECOVERING

kek

HOLY BASED.

Clippable moment
She probably did it on purpose, didn't she?

And she wonders why her brother hides his homosexuality from his family

>>52386986
Based, femboys is the dumbest shit ever

>>52387007
>homosexuality
He is gamersexual.

MY FUCKING SIDEEEEES. LMAOOOOOOO. Tranny shondophrenics on suicide watch.

>don't kill yourself just be a guy
Lmao

I DONT WANNA BE GAY

get fucked faggots

>>52387007
Pretty sad if true, Shondo can be pretty homophobic

>>52387007
He's not gay he's just the average Rust player

>>52387072
gay?

>>52387055
it's insane how out of touch she is with men and men's issues

If she was a shota she'd still have an audience for the Milkies of the world

Okay but how does she square her view of males in vtubing with her collab with a certain someone?

jesus...

>>52387083
Being a femboy isn't exactly a common issue

>>52386943
She told her she doesn't deserve partner and made fun of her for being German.

This guy is gifting subs with Turkish currency or something jesas

firefaggot is gonna attentionwhore in every single stream now i guess

>>52387117
Perhaps she simply doesn't know.

>>52387083
yeah

>>52387007
kill yourself groomer. forest tree is not a fag no matter how much you want it to be true

>>52387131
>made fun of her for being German.
Nina lives in Holland, but she is German.

>>52387007
>And she wonders why her brother hides his homosexuality from his family
Shouldn't homosexuality be hidden? In a sane society it would.

>>52387083
She literily always says men have it a lot harder than women do

>>52387146
hes a beta provider
good piggie bank

>>52387173
This. Homosexuality should always be hidden unless both girls are cute.

>>52387183
Which is bullshit, I don't have a care in the world.

>>52387007
I could literally imagine Shadow saying
>Taking too much in the ass today bro? faggot
and leaving the room laughing

>>52387146
he never sends messages what are you on about

>>52387220
Holy based

>girls have bigger arms than men
t. shondo

>>52387173
Why would Shondo want her brother to be unhappy? He seems to treat her pretty decently, buys her meds for her when she needs her and whatnot

>>52387239
She's dumb yes

>>52387117
lily has been a girl on the internet since 5 years. Shadow said that she has no problem with ACTUAL trans people, even in the boobie drama she only called out "transtrenders"

i love my wife's grasping gorilla arms

>>52387227
100% she sends him cunny in DMs

>>52387146
I don't like when it derails the stream, but she really needs the money for a house.

What the fuck are they feeding the critters?

>>52387258
Why do you assume that being a faggot has a happy ending? A gay man would be happier staying a virgin for life.

>>52386773
I'll add "reads your posts /here/" in the next update

Oldest critter MtF????

>>52387322
She updated me about merch she loves me

this is one of those days when her retardation just frustrates me beyond belief. please start playing the game now so we can exit this pattern

>>52387350
Are you insane? This is what I'm here for.

>>52387350
same

gameplay fags still ROILING

>>52387350
t. femboy

>>52387394
I'm probably gonna tune out when the game starts I just wanna chat with her

>>52387297
Male hormones. Standard diet for Britbong zoomie girls nowadays.

>>52387350
what is wrong with you? this is peak content. go back.

>she has 12 cm hands
uoh

almost taller than me...

>>52387441
real husband right here

>>52387322
What you should add is people /here/ say stuff from threads in twitch chat and then she looks it up on stream, since no one actually pays attention to the stream

>>52387350
This is great I was bored during the states part

>critter is the 2nd tallest in the house
>5'6
what happened with the honesty policy?

>>52387524
manlet bro...

>>52387559
I actually wonder if she's gotten so used to the 4'7 kayfabe that she has internalized it and thinks of herself that way irl

Need life sized Shondo doll

>>52387559
No idea but the merch video confirms her height as 140/150 + 20 cm, that much is confirmed

>>52387541
>he cant pay attention to a stream and post in a 4chan thread at the same time
be honest, is your IQ equal to room temperature? (and im talking Celsius)

>>52387559
Maybe critter is 174 cm tall

>>52387559
She is in girl storytelling mode

>>52387559
She literally says she's 5'7 in a horse mask video, however it could've been her trying to seem more mature so maybe she's 5'4?

Love my pale wife

>>52387641
it's 5'7 and 4'7 is just taking one feet off for the loli immersion.

>>52387674
5'7 is taller than 5'6 anon.

>Owns an actual parasol and has a bunch of lolita dresses
Shondo is peak femininity it's adorable

>>52387674
>maybe she's 5'4?
Couldn't be that short, compare her to the size of the daki.

imagine pinning these arms down and not letting her get away (

>>52387723
>however it could've been her trying to seem more mature so maybe she's 5'4?

This thread would be 100x better if all IRL discussion was immediately banned

>>52387757
I really want to break her arm

>>52387641
+ She probably has grown somewhat since then

>>52387757
UOHHH i want to wrap my hands on her now

>>52387767
Shondo's to blame for this one.

>>52387759
why would i address stuff you're literally just pulling out of your ass? lmao

>>52387783
Noooo you're not supposed to reinforce her anorexia!!!!

>>52387767
Maybe she shouldn't be so inconsistent

>>52387767
seconding this but i would still pin her down and shatter her pelvis

>>52387789
>it's Shondo's fault I'm retarded, I literally can't control myself

>>52387780
I don't think girls grow significantly once they're 17.

>>52387767
so we shouldn't be able to discuss what she's talking about on stream? sounds like a great idea anon

>>52387822
I want to cook nice meals for her and force feed her to a healthy weight and then call her fat and make her concerned that I'll drop her for a skinnier girl

>>52387827
This. How about no lies? If she can't manage to stay consistent then she should stop giving details, keep it very vague with shit like "a long time ago". >>52387767

>>52387845
Bitch she's the one who started talking about how tall oldest critter is and how she's the second tallest in the house
Either that's not accurate or the height she gave before isn't accurate, either way we wouldn't be discussing it now if it wasn't for her

i better fucking see cute parasol art of shondo or im going to fucking stream in anger and piss in rage

>>52387822
i said this before and i'll keep on saying. i love thinspo girls. simple as

>>52387950
ill work on one.
im not very good, but im trying to get better for shondo

Okay guys quick question, if forest critter is much younger than Shondo and looks like a model according to her, what are we doing watching this old hag on stream? Can't we get a live2d model for critter and get her started on vtubing instead?

>>52387950
Seconding this

>>52387963
same here brother

>>52387267
LilyHops? She's female.

>>52388042
she's just trying to humblebrag without calling herself beautiful. if everyone else in her family is insanely beautiful then we can infer that she is too. that's what she's going for.

>>52387950
this and more art where shes baking with (you)
like pic rel

>>52388139
Me on the left

>>52387963
Can't relate
I want to force feed her chips and fries until she's fat enough to roll on her belly

>>52388042
Because this is our wife. We'll be married until she dies at the ripe old age of 30

Clock adjustment my beloved