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I love Gura!!!

I must always protect my autistic wife(wives)

I miss my wife so much!!

I love my wife so much!!

Apologize

my wife

>>52121931
I'm sorry for calling you a messygaki, Gura.

Sex with a fembud.

>>52121931
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>52121931
for? because she will only have a 2 week-1 month vacation this time?

I love Gura more than the posts above me.

>>52121931
Sorry for doubting about the projects

>>52121639
Playing video games doesn't mean one is tech literate also why wouldn't she just say brother in that case instead of a vague family

>>52121558
>none of the stuff about Gura is true
You can list multiple things Gura has lied about.
>>52119351

>>52119351
Can add this one:
The playing monopoly by herself thing was also obviously a lie. I would bet my life on it.
Gura wouldn't have gotten angry and defensive after someone in chat asked her who she played it with if it really had been herself. If it was true, she would have turned it into a forever alone joke and made herself seem more relatable. Instead she got angry because someone dared to ask that obvious question to which she didn't have a good answer. Most women get angry when you catch them in a lie and Gura is no different.

>>52121931
Based and true

>>52122045
>le projects
>Just recorded a few songs

>>52121913
Aim better next time.

So I guess that's a no for a stream today?

>>52122076
Playing monopoly by yourself is pretty common schizo-chama.

>crossposting shitposts.
I get it, you have to get your schizoposting in.
It's daijoubu desu. Just do your usual thing and get it out of the way.

Gurass

>>52122068
Where are the lies? I just see over estimated plans.

>>52122261
For someone in elementary school.

>>52121931
I'm thankful I will never be this much of a sperg

>>52121931
holy based

>>52122331
That seems to fit Gura to a T so yeah. Glad you conceded.

>>52122261
Not for someone with access to the internet, copechama. Plus, you can tell she was lying based on her reaction to that question.

>>52122261
I can't pretend I haven't played around with my board games by myself before. I like them.

The more people here hate on Gura the more I am starting to like her. Please stop before I love her and get parasocial.

>>52122425
I own a bunch of pvp board games I only ever get to play by myself because friends do not care for the series it is from at the same level I do.

>>52122440
We don't care about you. Neither does Gura

>>52122416
That sounds pretty schizo. I think that's safe to say. Get well soon, bro.

>>52122440
Same thing happened to me. At first I was just defending her on principle against idol culture haters. Before I knew it I was gachikoi.

Still dont know why people want me to hate gura so much.

>>52122505
It's only schizo if you're autistic and have no experience talking to people, especially women.
>>52122076
>Gura wouldn't have gotten angry and defensive after someone in chat asked her who she played it with if it really had been herself. If it was true, she would have turned it into a forever alone joke and made herself seem more relatable. Instead she got angry because someone dared to ask that obvious question to which she didn't have a good answer. Most women get angry when you catch them in a lie and Gura is no different.

>>52122440
I remember how much /hlg/ used to shit on her back in /jp/. I ended up turning into a chumbud pretty quickly. Its like antis are reverse shills.

>>52122416
>Not for someone with access to the internet
wasn't the anecdote literally that she played monopoly alone because the internet was out
also, it's not weird to get angry if someone implies that you're lying, even if you aren't

>still using muh lied about playing monopoly alone
Looks like they sent their worst today kek

>>52122546
Maybe instead you should wonder why Gura hates you so much?

>>52122546
I think it's just that some people aren't satisfied unless others are at least as miserable as they themselves are.

>>52122644
Doesn't work for Mori though kek

Yeah, this guys clueless.
So anyway, what songs do you hope for in the concert?

>>52122686
Why? Theres literally thousands of chumbies. She doesnt hate me specifically.

>>52122683
>Gura wouldn't have gotten angry and defensive after someone in chat asked her who she played it with if it really had been herself. If it was true, she would have turned it into a forever alone joke and made herself seem more relatable. Instead she got angry because someone dared to ask that obvious question to which she didn't have a good answer. Most women get angry when you catch them in a lie and Gura is no different.
Explain why she acted that way then.

>>52122416
>Not for someone with access to the internet
Do your reps before you cuckposting retard, you just proved people's point.

>>52122742
timestamp to her getting angry?

>>52122722
Ye, I actually liked gura and so the more people shat on her the more I became a chumbie. Strange how that works

>>52122741
They've been hated by people their whole lives so they can't imagine what it's like to be liked for not being a huge shithead

chu

>>52122742
You are being angry and defensive right now which means I caught you lying, checkmate.

>>52122851
Its called sunk cost fallacy, you can't admit that you wasted so much time and energy on a chuuba who has abandoned you so your only option is to double down

>>52122876

>>52122919
Huh? This was during Gura’s first month in hololive

>>52122883
How is that post defensive or angry? You can't even hear the tone of my voice.

>>52121931
I'm sorry I didn't believe you were gonna do a birthday stream

>>52122919
I never watched Gura until you autists decided she was the new target of hate that fills your empty lives though.

>>52122953
I can tell you are angry just like you can tell gura was angry.

>>52122939
Literal child TuT

I like watching internet fights sometimes.

>>52123015
You mean watching the backlogs since she doesn't stream?

Some of you fellas are too quick to shitpost. Gotta read a little more carefully chumbies

>>52123044

>>52122416
>Not for someone with access to the internet
Glad that you argee with him.

>>52123136
Anon how does your post even apply to mine? She didnt abandon us in her first month of hololive…

>>52122416
Lmao "chumbud"

Gura with hats ON

>>52123326

>>52123326
Thats me with her, btw.

>>52123023
NTA, but you could hear Gura's voice when she responded to that question with, "It was by myself, okay!?
You must seriously be autistic if you couldn't tell she was upset or frustrated about being asked that. But I don't think you actually are autistic. You know that anon is right but you don't want to admit it, because you're a coping faggot, aren't you?

Now she's going to be in Japan and ghost us for 8 more weeks. I'm ngmi...

ASMR lovenest status?

>>52123667
She will what she can (nothing) when she can (never)

So, who is the father?

>>52123667
I'm ready to have cybersex with Gura. I'm sure she's taking her blue lingerie she got from Victoria's Secret to Japan. She must be pent up from all of these weeks without seeing us and wants to imagine all of us gooming while she rubs her cunny on stream.

>>52123545
Why are you angry? Are you lying?

>>52123545
That sounds more like a self depreciating joke about being alone if anything, you autist.

>>52123860
what i wouldnt give to fondle clammy sticky sweaty gura on a hot summer day

>>52123545
Gura getting angry at cuckposters isn't the win you think it is.

This argument is dumb. You can just prove who's the rightest by kissing each other and whoever asserts the most dominance and kisses the best wins.

It is getting very hot in here, buds.

>>52123947
I'm not kissing a f*istybud

>>52124028
I'm dripping sweat fr fr

I thank Jesus every day for letting me live this timeline where Gura exists. Thank you Jesus.

Chumbies getting a little too friendly

chumbies...

>>52124050
>f*istybud
He didn't even know Gura was go out of Internet. I don't think it's a chumbud.
>>52122416

>>52124028
Same desu My bedroom is a damn heat trap and I have to try and sleep when the sun is high in the sky.

>>52124173
Bend over chumbie

>>52124164
Amen. Praise His holy name.

>>52124266
wowowowowow what da chumbies doin'?

>>52123733
Youknowwho.

>I'm the same same desu
You sure are the same same desu from before Hololive

>>52121931
Wow, he really went out on a limb. Gura taking a 2 month break after 1 stream is something to be expected.

>>52122670
>>52124228
Wasn't that during her "sunburn break" which lasted longer that isp break?

>>52123946
>cuckposters
The person who asked that in chat literally just said, "who'd you play it with?".
There was no cuckposting, moron. She could have played it with her family or friends.

>Gura doesn't stream for a while
>some dude tries to worm in the dumbest "she's lying!" shit ever
look dude if you think she's a serial liar about monopoly or some shit, why are you even here

>>52123667
lol, I still laugh at the faggot who used to spam that every thread. He was retarded enough and blinded by love enough to think that we were ever getting another ASMR like the first one. What a retard

>>52124444
That's cuckposting. She's been around long enough to know that.

>>52124228
She had access to the internet, you retard faggot. This was after the sunburn break after her internet went back on.

>>52124435
He's obviously exaggerating but the fact that Gura immediately went on a break after her Birthday stream (the one time she streamed in June thus far) is kind of telling.

>>52124506
Oh fucking please. Grow the fuck up, retard.

>>52124470
The monopoly angle is pretty flimsy but Gura is definitely either a serial liar or extremely pathologically disingenuous that it's indistinguishable from being a serial liar.

>>52124566
Are you going to ask if she's drunk next?

You schizos couldn't even be happy before, during, and after her birthday. It is safe to say this is the worst fanbase. Gura doesn't deserve this abuse.

You guys are something.
Man I like /ggg/ and I really love Gura.

Gura can't stream for a least three weeks guys she bit her tongue and needs to recover

>>52124506
It's only cuckposting if the answer of who she played it with is indeed what many people suspected.

>>52124664
>Gura doesn't deserve this
After avoiding her fans for months despite all the support they gave her? Yes she absolutely does.

>>52124664
Gura isn't getting any abuse though? She isn't reading this place much less her comments that's for sure

>>52123733
>>52124346
I'm glad you idiots cornered yourselves with the preggo rrats.

>>52124696
>many
Its literally just you and maybe 3 other people.

So did you actually enjoy her birthday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj072LJu2W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj072LJu2W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj072LJu2W0

Gura mention on the telly soon!

Chumkeks NEED us antibros. Without us here there would be nothing but the same 30 ritualposts followed by a bunch of moping and reposted pics until the thread fell to the bottom from lack of content to talk about, periodically bumped by a vapid nothingpost just to keep the life support on.
We complete you, chumbies.

Is it just my imagination or does it seem like people bring up cuckoldry a lot in recent years? And I don't just mean here, but everywhere generally.
Some people can't seem to stop thinking about it. It's kinda weird.

>>52124981
Thanks, I'll watch it this time. I hope the gurame guy makes another soundpost.

>>52124948
I enjoy every second with Gura.

>>52125062
me too

>>52124948
Hell yeah I did. It was great.

>>52125014
Unironically blame the porn industry. Watching porn is a disaster for your brain and fundamentally changed your habits and chains of thought. A certain genre has been pushed a lot in the last decade.

>>52124948
it was bittersweet so not really no

>>52124948
Yes that's great

>>52124646
>>52123545
>>52124444
>>52124470
>>52124506
>>52124849
You can tell she was angry because she wasn't prepared to answer that question. We all know why. This was the same two week break that HE had zero internet activity and he went back online the day she came back.

3 minutes in and Ame is already saying Gura is busy.

>>52125254
Ngl, you are boring

>>52124439
https://youtu.be/UH76nSzXfPs?t=7305
no

gawr mention on the telly

>>52121931
If Mori & co. wouldn't have started to remove his work would Gura have been so detached and clueless she would hire him again? Hell, I believe she'd still hire him even now.

>>52124664
>Gura doesn't deserve this abuse.
You're 100% right. Gura deserves much, much worse.

ame shilling her merch too...it's owari da

>>52125408

>>52125005
That's very cute and I'm glad you like to watch out for chumbies. But I assure you, when you guys aren't around it can be very pleasant at times and nice little conversations are had in these cozy slow threads.
Good vibes.

>>52124948
Yea I liked it. I didn't expect to see Gawr and Gura together in the same room.

>>52125589
They never spoke at the same time.. I think Gawr was a puppet

>>52125246
Very great.

>>52125430
Gura is a lying, manipulative whore.
He visited her for her birthday, you know.

Not even gonna give that schizopost a (you). Thanks for giving me one, though.

>>52125618
Actually Gura was Gawr's puppet all along

>>52125747
You're welcome. How about one more?

>>52125644

>>52125703
Proof? Oh wait no proof exists, you just love cuck fantasies

>>52125703
Its kinda cute but sad that you believe your stalking attempts mean anything. Keep being a dancing monkey for this thread if you want.

>>52125703
shut up retard

At one point this comparatively small period of no streams would have been concerning, but now it's just "it's only been 5 days". And now that 3 weeks is the new standard set, I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes "it's only been a month" and maybe even "it's only been 2 months".

>>52125918
>>52125962
>>52125966
Hahahahahaha
>>52125862

This must be ironic shitposting or something. I can't believe there's a single person in this room taking any of this seriously.

>>52125862
And >>52125962
You are a sad little man who thinks he has any power.

>>52126032
I'm serious when I say I LOVE GURA'S SINGING AND DANCING IN HER BIRTHDAY STREAM

why is he talking about himself in 3rd person?

His proof is still a dud. Even over a year later.

Or I guess it would be 2nd person actually.

>>52126032
Anon, that graph is real. Check for yourself.
players/101011731

I'm starting to believe this anti is reNPC seething itt

>>52126020
So we're just posting random streamers' game hours now?

I think the anti is one of the women who in that friend group that's jealous of Gura's success.

>>52126170
>only stops playing the week of her birthday
>resumes right afterwards
You guys always asked for proof that the breaks are correlated. Well, here's your proof. He started playing again the next evening on the 19th after getting back home.

>>52126362
who's*

>>52126085
whose dancing?

>>52125758
Does the return of Gawr mean Gura really is growing weaker and Gawr is taking advantage of this by slowly assuming direct control?

Oh, the Gurame spammer is back? It's been a while.

>>52126239
this is me

>>52124645
The question then remains

>>52126474
Gura's dancing.

>>52126442
are you actually retarded kek

>>52125255
What did she say? I'm not watching that yellow bitch

>>52126279
>random
Still her only mod
Still friends with both her steam profiles
Stll hiding it to this day

>>52126236
I think you misunderstand. People are saying this is some weak shit your grasping on to.

>>52126525
I'm not the real spammer. I actually ran out of gurame images to post.

>>52126645
Her birthday is the 18th of June, you moron. Her real birthday. Fucking retard.

>>52126676
He went to visit her. If they're in an LDR, then that is the most obvious explantion.

>>52126696
here is a gurame picture

They were there at the Airbnb

It's okay if you're gay for him, cuckposter. No one's really going to judge you for that.

Thread got quiet all of a sudden. Too bad.

>>52126525
i just posted gurame images because she was mentioned on watson weekly and it helped drown out cuckposts too

>>52126878
Yeah just like last year right lmao

>>52125430
Just remember:
The story was never finished. So Griffith wins in the end...
See you guys later.

>>52126952
We're watching Ame!

>>52126952
How about a soundpost then?
Also, anyone have some rarely posted soundposts? I'm collecting.

>>52126666
Something left as it was from the past doesn't mean anything, and can mean complete inactivity

>>52127124
I scrolled down at random and posted the first soundpost I saw I don't know if it is rare or not

>>52126952
why is that bad

>>52124333
Our retarded species has to survive somehow

>>52126666
don't you think if what you're implying had any sort of basis, they would hide it way more? the truth is they might not even talk that often because if they did she'd probably tell him to hide his online status

This is what our cuckposter has been reduced to. I feel a sense of victory over the absolute state of the Cripple, but I still miss Gura.

Guts is a cuck.

>>52127211
I like that soundpost.
Goddamnit I will never give up on her, I love her so much.

See you in 3 months, Gura, my love!

>>52126767
Literally means nothing. Do you realize how crazy your thinking is? No, you don't. You've shown over and over how wildly insane and fantastical your thinking is. Like the wild fantastical thoughts you conjure up are immediately held as truth. It's insane.

>>52124981

I'm engineering another coronavirus in a chinese biolab to force the world into another lockdown. It's the only way we can get her back.

>>52127791
You will kill her if she gets coof

>>52127211
man...

>>52127827
it's selectively designed to not infect her, don't worry

I always tried to give the benefit of the doubt and assume that most of our schizos aren't actually that schizo and are just playing it up because they're addicted to (You)s. I don't think they really believe most of the shit they post.

Any Gura mentions in Watson's weekly news show?

Farewell my love, see you next year in your next stream.

>>52128105
yeah

>>52128105
4:20 happy birthday to gawr gura she had a lot of stuff to show she did a lot of song performances with her alter ego red gura also just as cute goober goober. and she also revealed a new original song and animated video her opening song it's super super cute it's really good I like it a lot congratulations to gura on another original song it really suits her vibe. we have some screenshots here if you haveen't seen it go check it out happy birthday gura nice work otsu otsu otsu
5:30 she also revealed her merch. I want those cups so bad. I really want the cups
This isn't a perfect transcript but I got most of it.

>>52126255
Or darkmaze playing free for all in a team deathmatch game

>>52128179
>>52128187
Arigatou.

So what's the story, chumuds? I haven't been keeping up at all, is she pregnant or what?

>>52127713
That's not the pajeet, anon. That's the same schizo who has always said they're together. You can tell by his writing style. He doesn't make anything up beyond that, but he's still a schizo.

>>52128349
Gura has become a Vocaloid and is following in the footsteps of her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

>>52128349
Maybe yes. Maybe no.
That's your update.

>>52128349
>is she pregnant or what?
yes, with my child

>>52128349
oshi no stream

>>52128215
good image

>>52128349
I think she's about to have her 6th child or something and then it's right back to crazy parties full of debauchery.

>>52128349
I don't think she is pregnant anymore.

>>52128349
probably.
Either that or she hates us. Or both.

>>52128448
Sounds about right.

>>52128708
What time would she have given birth? May? It would at least explain why movie may was cut so short.

>>52128349
At this point the only conclusion I can make is about chumbuds and their desire to be cucks (not all of them thankfully)

>>52128886
I mean, you kind of have to be one if you're still sticking around after how she treats you guys.

How little grip strength does her baby hands have? She can't hold anything.

I want to sit in the corner and masturbate while watching Gawr fuck Gura and I'm not ashamed to say it.

>>52128349
With me. By me.

>>52128886
I think most chumbuds have accepted that they're getting cucked. I mean, just look at this thread.

>>52128963
That's just one way of looking at it

Gawr is actually Gura. And they are both actually Gabby.

Guwa cute

Above all I just don't like how cagey she's become about everything.

Day 1 Gura, 20 fucking 20 Gura would have never just disappeared like this. She didn't revert, she imploded.

>>52129173
no tail is a sin

>I don't think about cuckoldry all of the time, it's the chumkeks who are cucks.
Well anyway, what are chumbies doing right now? I think I might play GoW Ragnarok, I finally played the other one recently and actually liked it and I hear Ragnarok is better. So I guess that might make a okay Sunday and Monday night. I work starting Tuesday.

>>52129272
I've been playing FFXVI.

>>52129272
watching a cassette beasts let's play

I love my virgin idol sharkwife so much.

>So what if my girlfriend is cheating on me? I'm not a cuck because I just don't think about it!
lol

>>52129272
I am playing civ6

>>52129422
it's in your head cucklord

>>52129272
trying to gold all the last license tests in gt7

>>52129418
>virgin
Do you really still believe that? Even after how she's completely disappeared and ignored us for so long? She clearly doesn't need us anymore. She doesn't even think about us. She probably wanted to lose it before this birthday in particular.

>>52129425
Soothing...

cucklords getting uppity I see

>>52129272
I can't bring myself to play anything but Mario recently.

If there are any SMW enjoying chumbies here I recommend going to smwcentral and playing a bunch of the top hacks, most of them are much better (and harder) than the original super mario world.
>pic related, this hack is great

>>52129514
I suppose all the graphs and badges were just my imagination too, huh? I used to believe in her too, you know.

Atsui...

>>52129834
Just go in the water, you dumb bitch.

Wow she literally just came back for one stream to shill her b-day merch then fucked right off again lol

>>52129664
Of course I do.

>>52129272
I'm cleaning out my aquarium filters

>>52129902
>>52129108

>>52129803
Pretty clearly yeah since you reach so fucking hard off of basically nothing.

>>52129803
let's be real you never had a chance at being in tune with reality

>>52129911
Why? Do you really think she's spending all this time alone? There's no way that's true.

I'd reply if there was new material; this one is stale, just letting you know if you're gonna try.

You guys care too much. You want to be hardcore fans but Gura is not allowing it. She wants us all to be casuals and just watch the stream when she decides to do it.
If you can accept that you'll stop arguing about cucks or whatever the fuck and maybe find someone else cool to watch in the meantime.

I still don't get how showing she probably still plays games with someone she's played games with for years is some big gotcha. If that's what she's prioritizing over everything else, that's a pretty bitchy thing to do, but it really doesn't show anything beyond that.

>>52130171
I'm not shitposting. I've lost all hope of Gura still being one. I want that hope back. Please tell me why you think she's still a virgin despite everything that's happened.

*aggressive dad sneezes at u*

These schizos remind me of the scene in FFXVI where Hugo Kupka has a schizo moment and imagines that the main protagonist is cucking him with Benedikta, whom he loves.

>>52130323
Read the thread.
It's the timing of his break during her birthday, anon. Everyone already knows they're friends and play games together.

>>52130397
TSKR

>>52130399
Sakaguchi would be rolling in his grave.

Was Gawr always just a fan name for Red Gura? Seems she and other holos only ever call her Red Gura.

>>52130397
I was gonna post the image of the wet ebi, but I guess don't have it.

>>52130489
so said the schizo

>>52130555
Yes, it's something chumbuds came up. Gura went with it after a while, but originally she just called her alt Gura or something like that.

>>52130223
I simply refuse.
And I also refuse to believe that's what she wants.

>>52130562
Take this, my friend.
Too many times I have looked for the perfect image I never actually saved and it mildly upsets me.

>>52130555
Gawr is well known but I think they go with Red Gura to not confuse oversea fans

>>52130570
I was just saying what the implications were. I'm not saying I believe them.

>>52130693
thanks

>>52130323
>I still don't get how showing she probably still plays games with someone she's played games with for years is some big gotcha
It's literally all they have.

>>52130555
Gawr was a /here/ thing from the very start. Always has been.

>>52130223
Well she's definitely the wrong person for them to be in love with if they're shitting themselves over how she is and need to do mental gymnastics to convince themselves otherwise

>>52130764
Didn't chat come up with it first? Although I guess the 2 things aren't mutually exclusive since I'm sure lots of active chatters are /here/

Gura's surname is Gawr.
Her name in western name order is Gura Gawr.
You can tell because all of the EN members' names are listed in Japanese order on their channel and twitter.

>>52130654
What do you mean? She said this is the new normal. You can't really be a hardcore fan when you can count your oshi's total streams for the year with just your hands.
You're just making shit harder for yourself for no reason. There's a lot of vtubers and entertainment out there Anon.

>>52130875
It was a joke before Reflect came out.

>>52130886
Yes, I think everyone knows that. Although it is interesting how she always goes by Gawr Gura and never Gura Gawr while the other ENs will often go with the western order. It just sounds wrong that way, I guess.

>If you care about someone you shouldn't push them to be better
What is this brainlet take?

>>52130927
She never said this is the new normal.

>>52130999
That's the yesman/white knight/beta male parasocial darkmaze position. These people think that by defending Gura on absolutely everything that they'll get to talk to her or get to fuck her, it's a weird fantasy. Women don't like white knights

>>52130927
>She said this is the new normal
She said she didn't know what the "new normal" would be and to just enjoy whatever time we do spend together.
You can interpret that however you want, most people take it as "I have no idea when I'll stream again so don't wait up for me"

Honestly I'd still marry Gura if she was fat and had a hairy poosi

>>52130999
It's a "soft male" take.
Basically, you should never fight for anything you care about. You should just accept how bad everything is.

>>52131163
but she doesn't have either and you shouldn't imply she does even for an instant

>>52131130
They dislike possessive insecure incels more though

>>52130999
>>52131130
>>52131166
Nothing you do is going to change how frequently she streams and you're either narcissistic or delusional if you think bitching at her will change anything.

Gawr is Gawr and Gura is Gura.
Together they are my wife, Gawr Gura!

>>52131152
>>52131014
Ok fair, I misremembered. However I believe her actions have confirmed what she meant by that. This is the new normal whether she specifically said that or not.

>>52130999
Pushing is fine, but not when the people pushing don't know when to back off or bant and in many cases are antis using it as an excuse to shit on Gura.

>>52131229
I know but I'm just saying that's how in love I am with her, that I can look past those things.

So what our we hoping for in the concert? Any JP cover songs?

>>52131246
Wanting to be treated like a human being by expecting others to tell you their intentions is not a possessive insecure incel take, retard.

>>52131311
Then she needs to be clear and say that. Anything less is manipulative and gross.

>>52131403
don't know, don't care

>>52131403
I'm expecting something with Marine or Suisei. The senpai she had dinner with I'm guessing is Suisei and she wanted to keep it secret to surprise us.

>>52131267
That would require an ounce of self-awareness. These people have literal autism and are incapable of realizing when they're overstepping boundaries and being obnoxious and unwanted.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>52131403
Who gives a shit?

>>52131403
A new original. Maybe more than one.

>>52129933
What's living in your aquarium?

>>52131403
Something nice and cute

>>52131564
Expecting people to be honest with their intentions is not overstepping anything, you shit eating nigger.
>>52131424

>>52131424
Sounds like a (You) issue, maybe try another chuuba if this one isn't working out for you

>>52131618
Shrimp of varying species

>>52131678
cute fat fucks

>>52131657
>still trying to force your ways on others
lol, it's like watching someone banging their head against a brick wall

>>52131663
Nah. Gura is the only one I care about. I know she's capable of more and so I'm going to keep pushing her to do better. If you have a problem with that, you can fucking kill youself.

>>52131678
Oh I thought you might be shrimp keeper bud. I hope the rest of your shrimp are still doing well.

>>52131797
>I'm a possessive freak who needs others to bend to my will because I'm a raging narcissist
ogey

I can't believe she's doing another 3D live. Once the Connect the World and Holo Summer excuses are done, it'll be that instead.
We still haven't recovered from the one in September last year

>>52131871
Yeah, looks like it's just going to be concerts, event streams, unannounced breaks and collabs for the foreseeable future...

>>52131771
>force your ways on others
It's called courtesy, you inbred gutter trash. Gura should act like the idol she claims to be. Until she does, I will keep reminding her that she is not. And there's literally nothing you can do about it.

>>52132023
She is an idol you ape, you're just too subhuman to see that

>>52131865
Cope retard. Come back when you've become an adult and understand how social interaction works.

poi!

>>52132098
I think you got lost normalfag

Would a tail job from Gura feel good? I'm worried about the sand paper feel but if we use thick enough lube it might not be a problem.

Some people think it's narcissistic and delusional to continually criticize Gura, because the people doing so must believe they can actually change anything, which they can't, and some people think it's narcissistic and delusional to continually accept whatever Gura does, because the people doing so must believe she'll like them if they do, which she won't. Both sides think the exact same way about one another, for having completely opposite opinions. The actual details of the argument essentially cancel out, and what’s left is just people throwing their preconceived beliefs and personalities out and watching them continually crash against each other like fucking beyblades. That’s what you’re doing. You’re beyblade battling with opinions on social behavior which you probably formed when you were 12, and no matter which one stops spinning first, they’re both going to be sitting there on the floor, inanimate pieces of plastic and metal which are designed only to ram into each other, and nothing else.

>>52132098
I know perfectly fine what normalfags require and it's pathetic

>>52131403
I expect her to show up and be cute.

>>52132095
Lmao. No she's not. Idols do not treat their fans like this. But I know she can do better like how she used to be.

>>52129834
Would kidnap and ruin this parched princess. T u T

>mfw it's been 52 days since the last normal stream

alright alright shut up
okay what if gura came up to you
smiled really wide
and told you, "chumbies, lets have a walk"
and so she jumps on your head
and you carry her easily and proudly
because you are a strong shark
and she is your gura
and together you walk to where she wants
a place where she will laugh and cry and enjoy everything
and you are there to watch
to help her
to love her
always

>>52132206
Except one is seething about her and shitting threads up with their frustration and the other isn't, which is an eyesore to the chuuba and her fanbase.

>>52132185
I don't know, but I think if you only stroke in one direction, the correct direction, you might not hurt yourself.
I'm rusty on my shark facts.

>>52132220
>>52132147
I'm not talking about normalfaggotry.
I'm talking about being a good person. And right now, Gura is disappointing a lot of people, and maybe even herself.

I'm going to take a dump.
Pause the thread

>>52132358

>>52132259
that's because your values are basic as fuck

>>52132454
Describe your poopoo when you come back.

>>52132444
the only one to be disappointed in is chumbuds

>>52132385
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I guess you'd have to be careful as you would with BJs from her. The element of danger makes it hotter T o T

>>52132444
I know how hard it is to become a good person which is why I cant fault my sharkwife.

>>52132444
>disappointing herself
>by doing basically zero work the majority of the year and raking in huge profit
Yeah I'm gonna say she's disappointed. Seems legit.

>>52132371
Your side consists of Darkmaze. If you think you have any right to talk about anything here, you are wrong. The insipid bullshit you and others like you spew in order to pretend like everything is okay is retarded and beyond salvation. You are more delusional than any doxxschizo and have done more damage to Gura than them as well. You are an insidious cancer among her fans. A wormtounge whispering in her ear that she doesn't have to try and everything will be fine.
I can't say this in any stronger terms. You should kill yourself because you are a burden upon everyone and the world would be a better place without you.

>>52132790
Your side has l*ly h*o*er and a hyperautistic kraut

I wonder if people who put in this much effort towards arguing about chuubas and impotently raging do so because they have literally nothing in their lives to put their energy towards.

>>52132946
More effort than gura puts in for Hololive kek

>>52132855
Better than Darkmaze by a million miles but then again we know those two are real fans who are fucking retarded schizos, and Darkmaze is 99.9% an anti falseflagging

Hypothetically, if you guys had 4 grams of magic mushrooms, what would you do after eating them?

Go outside?
Play some trippy game?
Masturbate?

Purely hypothetical.

>>52131267
Darkmaze, she's not gonna fuck you

>>52133019
he's falseflagging from all directions

>>52132790
Nice strawman dumbfuck. And everything you say shows how narcissistic your thinking is. I'm not like you and don't think I can influence Gura, I know I can't, and I don't even want to. Meanwhile, you're actually projecting with the "wormtongue" thing by LITERALLY ADMITTING to trying to change her to be how you think she should be. It's hilariously ironic.

>>52133021
Dino Karaoke

>>52133021
Maybe a bit of all 3? I hear listening to music is always nice too.

>>52133021
Third one

Borger time buds!

>>52133021
masturbate while listening to gura karaoke

>>52133161
mm, I want a borgar

>>52133161
Fatfuck no...

My sharkwife is so fucking hot

What if Gura shoved her dual phimotic futa shark cocks into your butthole and came buckets inside you?

would shrimp on a burger actually be good?

>>52132553
According to the bristol stool chart I took type 4 sausage thats smooth and soft. After that I squeezed out a couple of type 5 blobby nuggylikes. All healthy and brown of course.

>>52133066
She said that she wants to be an idol and the definitive trait of an idol is that they are dedicated to their fans and self improvement. That's why it's called the idol's journey.
People who are detrimental to Gura's dreams, like you, have no place among her fans.
You are cancer that needs to be excised.

>>52133509
NTA but do you think Gura being unresponsive is some 5D chess play to get back on the road to self improvement, or do you genuinely believe she's been getting better since debut?

>>52133645
NTA she got better in many ways, and fell of a cliff in others.

>>52133509
>the definitive trait of an idol is that they are dedicated to their fans and self improvement
sounds like she's not trying to be an idol at all

>>52133509
You are literally incapable of appreciating her, it's obvious. That's why you don't, and why you will never see her as an idol. You have to try changing her into something that you can recognize. I don't have that problem.

>>52133711
Better how? Maybe I'm shortsighted because I value streams the most but I only see decline. Even in her singing ability, if the last stream is anything to go by.

Useless girls like Gura are only good for breeding. T o T

I need to goom now

>>52134024
Yeah, with me only!

every thread is the same thing, yet i still check it

>>52134213
Theres no Gura content so what else are people going to post about?

>>52133869
No anon. You worship her as an infallible god and that is why you CANNOT appreciate her. People do not fall in love with gods. They worship them. They see them as infallible. Such people are boring and will never accomplish anything, least of all being appreciated by the gods they worship and seek the attention of. You are a loser. A doormat. You are unworthy of respect or consideration from her.
That's why YOU are literally incapable of loving Gura the way her fans that want her to do better do. And that is why you will never be a real fan of hers.

>>52133870
I'd say she got more confident to some extend, her singing did improve as evidenced by her lower register karaoke, although that was several months ago.. and she does seem to have gotten worse since then..

>>52134406
holy based

>>52132946
I feel a lot of the shitposting really just comes from people in their early 20s or younger. Speaking from a young 32 year old wizard who's been here some time, while I was never really big into shitposting and conflict back in the day, I can see the appeal of letting yourself just get caught up in it all when you have so much time and energy.
These days my real immediate problems and lingering depression are the things I need to divert my energy to without bringing strangers into it.
Basically I just come here to talk about the things I like and this girl I love without trying to cause trouble for fans of other things.

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's cover of Cupid.

>>52134406
Idols are basically to be seen as gods. If you're arguing that Gura is an idol then you should be the one worshiping her.

Mmmm that was tasty. I had not had borger in so long. Five guys is breddy good. Time for bidya.

>>52134485
Same desu. Youngbuds love the fight

>>52134525
Gods are not dedicated to their worshippers, anon.
Idols are anything but gods.

>>52134485
not true, i'm the same age as you and feisty as ever

>>52134529
Time for feeding you to Gura!

>>52134406
You see things completely differently, and that's why your projection is meaningless. Anyway, keep seething. I know you've probably never questioned yourself, that much is obvious.

>>52134639
Sure they are. Many god stories throughout history have been dependent on their worshipers or actively loved them like Aphrodite.
Regardless I meant they are basically gods in that they are elevated to above normal humans. "Idol meetings" are a thing because people don't want to imagine their oshi taking a fat shit. It's not becoming of their idol. Do you ever wonder why idolatry is frowned upon in many religions? Because you end up replacing God with your idol.

>>52134650
Nobody is the same and we all have different paths in life. I don't know you, and you don't know me.
People also seem to have a different opinion on what "feisty" is. Maybe you're a reasonable bud, maybe you're a little bit schizo.

>>52134663
I wish that were me.. I want to get devoured by her so baaaaaad... My suffering would finally end and my nutrients will become one with her..