/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

only 31 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

Shima LATE

>>51999635
>Befriends Yuuna
>Late
You'd be more of a schizo to say these two factors AREN'T related.

She will ALWAYS get away with it

I miss my boyfriend.

>>52000089
God I just want to pin her down, shut her up by shoving a big cakeroll in her mouth, and fuck a baker's dozen kids into her

Shima teaching you the art of rizz (you will learn nothing)
https://youtu.be/FAFkUWV3MWg

I miss Ami...

Shima's advice: Don't get the red vaccine

[Ami news]
her feet are FILTHY
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1672398886277636096?s=20

>>52000818
I will give Ami's feet and toes a tongue bath.

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

Hey, I fit one of these criteria!

>>52000994
thanks for typing this post for me anon. sorry i had to implant the idea in your dreams months ago.

>>51999674
>Is it okay if I eat during this lecture?
There's the real Yuuna influence

>N-
>NNN-
SHIMA NO

>>52001488
>1488

[Good news]
Shima is eating (food that Yuuna bought)

I cant wait to have my super sexy sweaty and sloppy 4some with Dizzy, Ember, Ami and Yuuna later. i will be filling them all up with my sticky and thick cum. A breeding session for the ages.

>>52001696
>Foursome
>Five people
You seem to have made a mathematical error here, anon. Luckily for you, I'd be happy to take one of these lovely ladies off of your hands for a one-to-one session.

Squeezable and milkable

>Girls love bad and useless men
Well I can be useless at least

>>52002039
you're right, my friend. I had done that on purpose so someone would take one of them off my hands. You can Ami or Yunna. Although after I use them in my own 1-on-1 session.

Official Shima concubine list
>Yuuna
>Haewon
>Peo
>Agnes
>Maria
>Yomi

>Well adjusted people have nothing to fix
>You've got to pretend to have something wrong with you so girls can fix you

>Just have your natural smell, don't shower

Should I trust Shima's advice bros?

>>52003515
Of course.

>>52003568
>Take them to an abandoned warehouse on a first date, put them in danger
Alright I will trust Shima

>>52003183
anyone who speaks an actually useful language able to translate this?

[Shima news]
He cannot ride a bike

>>52003784
he became a chumbud

>>52003183
he translated it himself in the image, anon. also looks like he left the discord.

Buckos, this slide is for you

>>52003515
If you're attractive, yes

>I've always wanted to get abducted by a UFO
Shima... not you too...

>>52004041
why are women like this

Oh nyo

>>52004164
He's not wrongf

0 days since Shima unconvincingly denied being a furry

>>52003876
I just figured mixed in there was something actually schizo worthy. still funny to me how you go from being a fan of one of the most dedicated and hard-working streamers to someone who has streamed maybe once a month this year.

Buy Shimacoin

https://www.twitch.tv/seigi_ch
Tomoyas boyfriend live

What did we learn today, Shimas?

>>52005005
Furry bad boys get bitches.

>>52002208
Does having an interest in cannibalism make me a bad boy?

>>52005005
Always do the opposite of what Shima says

Seigi was turned gay from fujoshi exposure, it's so over for tomos butthole

[Questionable news]
Lisa got the Grimace meal
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1672394541234802688

>>52005644
>Lisa is eating food and enjoying it
I see this as an absolute win

Am I weird for thinking Jelly is especially suited to public sex? Not the risky kind, moreso pounding her by a secluded lakeside for hours in every position imaginable to let off weeks of pent-up lust before bathing in the lake together

>>52006295
Not just you, I think dorky, autistic girls in general are especially suited to that kind of thing. Especially if they rarely go outside. You would be giving them a really novel and memorable life experience.

>>52003183
>Gabe, FR
Good riddance.
Also (You) forgot to unset your name from >>52000994 kek

>>52005644
What happened to Lisa? Why is she eating so much food now?

>new thread
>meru discussion stopped
Rate the Signalis stream? Also it looks like she deleted the zatsu vod, rip

>>52006619
Tomo, Seigi and Myst used feeding correction on her and mindbroke her into eating more (and that's a good thing)

>>52005005
i need to learn every single excel shortcut

>>52006787
It was really cute how excited she got once she finally started to progress after getting stuck.
Also Meru is the sex symbol of /tsunx/

I want to grab this soft spidercat and squeeze every last part of her until she's a mewoing needy mess leaking drool and silk uncontrollably

I want to make Ami a mami

From Seigis story it seems like the vtuber guests held the con together more than the actual con staff

>>52008186
Oh yeah they did. Did he tell about how a lot of the laptops/PCs they had set up for events didn't have VtubeStudio installed?

>>52008186
How does this problem persist throughout the entire industry?

>>52004646
>I would love to have a manager and producer
But what if they don't do anything so you have to do all the managing and producing?

Kana birthday drinking
https://youtu.be/M0u4l50x7As

>>52009058
A new pink woman!?

>>52008186
I also read that there was a staff member being creepy. Great stuff

>>52008322
I saw people posting about this and shit like vtubers signing into the wrong signature robots because they apparently all had the same passwords. Wasn't Seigi also filling in as A/V staff at some point? The whole event sounds like it was held together with spit and duct tape.

>>52009211
Pozyomka from Arknights!?

Slugma...
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1672425227731755011

Slug my testicles...

The cockroaches just keep coming, bros, send help.

Which tsun (or tsun affiliated) member would be the best at CBT

>>52010462
me :(

>>52010462
Ember. Just imagine all that pent up rage being hyper-focused into the act of totally destroying your balls.

>>52010462
Purin

>>52010462
Ami would be scared to hurt you at first but then think the noises you make are cute and just keep slamming at them while giggling to herself until she fully pops one of your testicles and tries to gas light you into thinking she meant to do be that rough

Kana talking about her babies does things to me

>>52010462
Cock & Ball Torture? Orla.
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy? Nobody.
Chuuba Battle Tournament? Anyone but Slugma.

>>52010462
absolutely orlag

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1672443414170726404
Sometimes I will roll up my weighted blanket and lay it partially on my chest and pretend it's Ami

PLAP PLAP PLAP
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>52012345
same

LADY AND GENTLEMEN
I HAVE RETURNED
TO MISS
ANON'S BOYFRIEND

>>52014659
yeah

I miss MIO

>>52003183
bit of an extreme reaction to getting timed out once but ok

>>52006787
>imma cut the vod & ill put it back up (maybe) :>
I guess she's nervous about nintendo nintendoing. which, y'know, fair.

also peo is fulfilling her wife's dream of her eating like an american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4qH1NdE2Kc

I like how much Ami likes buckos

>>52011098
Yuuna managed some pretty decent cognitive behavioral therapy on the ones who weren't eating.

>>52016712
People who get timed out for the reason he did, are exactly who you'd expect to have that kind of reaction.

>>52008186
>>52008368
Convention staff very commonly just don't know what they're doing. Even with the event being specifically about and for vtubers, I'm not at all surprised they'd shit the bed all over the place. AFAIK not a lot of them can afford to pay their staff in the first place, it's all volunteers who have no real motivation to professionalism, they're just there because of their personal interests. Cases like >>52009228 (yeah I heard about it too) don't even surprise me.
If you go to the same convention every year, take notes on all the staff you can identify. If someone who seems actually important suddenly leaves, there's almost always an interesting story behind it. Rank-and-file randos checking for badges or whatever are a different story.

>>52003183
Sahkray bloo

Purin this mic is fucking dog shit what happened to your normal one?

Purin is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3IaZZnXUM

>>52010462
I'm sure most of them probably played a closed beta test at some point in their lives.

purin...

I will save Purin.

>>52020452
It's not cognitive behavioral therapy, it's hypnotherapy

Does anybody have any idea what Purin is referring to when she said she used ai?

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom, clingy and beautiful with her meowy yawns and frizzy bed head, sleepy spider eyes half open, craving coffee and breakfast in bed, the most wonderful girl in the world...

>Purin laughing so hard she can barely sing
You love to see it

Yuuna should be the one teaching courses on professional architecture.

>>52029158
I have no context but I know she likes using AI chatbots sometimes so I'd guess that

Maria...

Purin is talking to her tummy

>>52029760
I think the context was karaoke. I looked up ai karaoke versions and found a few. That's my guess.

>Tries to get tummy noises on the mic
>Suddenly realises this is probably somebody's fetish and gets too embarrassed
dumb dog

>>52029960
>Accidentally gets tummy noise on mic anyway

I'm on Purin's chest, later nerds

>When you say "get pregnant, plap plap plap, get pregnant", do you mean it?

It's over neet bros

Oh Purin, seeing you so frustrated and upset at the size of your visibly distended belly full of my growing child would be too erotic to bear, I would die on the spot

>Spent so much time on the internet growing up that she learned completely accentless English
That's kind of impressive honestly

>I think too much about sperm
ToT

>I don't know how much longer men can produce sperm, but I also don't know how much longer women can produce sperm, I MEAN-
>I think too much about sperm, I MEAN-
her blain bloken

This dog...

>I don't want any daughters

>>52030165
No, but the only time I ever felt fatherly anything inside myself was when she did a twitter space and played with a young family member.

RARE PURIN BURP

I miss Purin's chimkins

>>52031335
I miss Purin's panicked screams as she tries to mine deep space ore

>>52003183
Thank god.
Hell fit in perfect with those weirdo freaks.

Jelly has tech issue

>>52020537
Why did he get timed out? Was he some weirdo frog saying how French was better than Japanese I can't understand him through the wine, cigarettes, and autism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ18c5Ux0JU
Jelly on telly with one of the most autistic games she ever played

>>52032521
during the silent library stream on the 5 minutes of Japanese punishment he was one of the most vocal ones against it, and even after Ami took her break and came back and told everyone to move on he was still talking about it telling her to do the challenge but french instead and then Ami timed him out who knows for how long but he never came back to any of her streams

>>52032521
What got him timed out was making a snide joke about the situation after the fact not just not liking the JP, Ami's not gonna bonk people for having opinions. And she introduced the no dog piling rule not long after this as well, I can only see it in response to what happened, like a good spidermom ensuring no one gets bullied. I'll be honest I kind of hope this is a tantrum and he comes to his senses, what an awful decision to make leaving the web over something like this. https://youtu.be/XFwHfUr4ztA?t=15607

>>52033662
>>52034282
It feels like a crazy overreaction given I've already seen Ami directly tell him off before for saying weird or insensitive things and he just seemed to apologise and move on.

>>52033187
I think I get it now, she's Jelly because her brain will be literal mush playing these autism simulator games she loves so much

>>52034645
It's the fuckin French they're fucking obsessed over there shitty dying language. They have government bureaus that allow which words can be borrowed from other languages. I hate dirty stinky frogs so much.

>>52033187
What in the world is this? Some kind of grid puzzle Factorio?

>>52036010
It's a puzzle game where you actually need to use proper math to get shit done at high levels, itì's extremely autistic
Basically you gotta program and build a machine

Me(not you)

>>52036382
It's actually 12 buckos in a suit and I'm the one she's laying on sorry to break it to you

>>52036382
Trying not to pop a bucko boner.

>>52036382
This is just awesome, the comfyness, the scritches, the sleepy spidor, great fanart

>>52034282
Leaving is the first sensible thing he's done. What a dumb fucking frog cunt lol

>>52038175
It's not the first time he's been times out. He got banned for a stream once for being hammered and screaming LOVE YOU SPIDER MAMAAAAAA.
I'm surprised they let retards drink, but it is France where they give infants wine at school lunch.

>>52036382
Seeing buckos represented as human (and not in a dress) is a nice change of pace

https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1672627896098377728
HOLY SHIT

>>52040347
IS REAL??????????

MIO TWEET NEXT

>>52040371
I was already having a good day but this has really elevated it

>>52040347
WOW! Hanabi is finally back.

>>52040347
Citizens of Rainy Town partying in the streets

I keep refreshing to see if Hanabi takes Tsunderia out of her Twitter

>>52040347
WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAN

>>52041110
PMC Wolf is marching on the Tsunderia HQ to depose PPP and recreate the Kingdom of Tsunderia

>>52040347
>>52040528
The cutest

Thinking of my spidermom being pretty and enjoying herself on her break to fill me with tremendous energy and strength

>>52041226
God I hope so

>>52029158
purin uses a gura AI bot to masturbate

>>52040347
Holy shit. Orlag's the only one left.

>>52040347
Scheduled tweet

I miss Ami…

I love most of /tsunx/!!!!!
Purin cute!
Char cool!
Kana stinky!
Dizzy autistic!
Ember's ass!
Meru love!
Yuuna sexy!
Mio fun!
Orla hate.
Hanabi cute!
Kazu gamer!
Nen confusing!
Lisa squilkable!
Tomo sexy!
Ami haglove!
Yomi mysterious!
Haewon onahole!
Maria uuuu!
Shima tall!

>>52040347
SHE LIVES

Dizzy VN kickstarter pitch stream at 5pm (please just put her and Ember on the Teamup schedule already, this is silly)

>>52045862 (me)
Dizzy stream is actually at 3pm, I should've double checked before posting

I miss mio uweeehh

Will the I miss my girlfriend ritualpost replace the I miss my boyfriend ritualpost?

>>52045862
Kazu too (soon)

>>52014659
>I RETURNED
>SHE RETURNED
WE ARE HAPPY

If you were ever going to do your maro reps, now is the time Rainy Town Citizens.
https://marshmallow-qa.com/amemachihanabi
https://marshmallow-qa.com/amemachihanabi
https://marshmallow-qa.com/amemachihanabi

Reminder that Ami wants you to wear the cute swimsuit she made for you while you accompany her to the beach

>>52046056
I feel like this isn't Hanabi coming back completely but just another assurance that she is, in fact, still alive, so boyfriendposter will still miss his boyfriend

>>52040347
HOLY FUCK MY BOYFRIEND'S COMING BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME MAYBE HOPEFULLY

>>52044762
>Orla hate.
No!

>>52047801
Alright, you convinced me. Orla love!

>>52040347
ID4 CONFIRMED

>>52048069
>ID4 announced
>There's a milk-themed member
Would be very funny

>>52008368
Because the entire industry relies on the "volunteer staff" model

>>52047083
I gained too much weight, I won't look good...

>>52047083
I was at the water today, still too cold to go in but it will be nice soon enough, relaxing beach day with spidermom in matching swimsuits...

>>52041110
Hanabi confirmed for next Phase/NijiID/Prism/Idol gen

watch for hints at her new life

>[Ami news]
Sweat levels are reaching critical

>>52049457
EN3

Kazu
https://www.twitch.tv/tetsuyakazune

>>52049457
>NijiID
Anon...

[ATTENTION] Important message from Meru:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxiIBBKSyFbVB5hEtOjAYTGqVSJgqpgvUY

>>52054025
that message was directed to me btw along with the rest of the postmates who meru also loves

it has been 2 months since mom left the house
i have not seen her tweet in nearly a year
time has gone on so long i think i have started to forget her face
if she is not home soon... i worry i will forget who i am too

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1672706156156841986

>>52056130
daily reminder that your mother, who is also a spider, isn't even bothering to conceal the fact that she wants you to look at her in an almost entirely sexual way.

something something MAYOR
LOVE LOVE MAYOR LOVE HANABI GOOD CAT YES

How is Ami going to be able to return to streaming after her 2 day hiatus without shlicking herself live as she overdoses on buckopium?

I had tacos for dinner today. I hope this small gesture will help expedite Maria's return somehow.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1672717421101080578

>>52057041
that was the plan all along bucko. come home on sunday after buckos confess their sins of thinking of their mother in a sexual way, just for her to let all the pent up tension flow

Do any of you still doubt the /tsunX/ meme magic?

>>52057436
>Ami is anti footfag
WE ARE

>>52058473
yes

Dizzy on the telly in 5 minutes and she needs your help to make the most cursed visual novel ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOyTHHqUA4

>>52057436
Cute and lazy saturday flea market browsing with spidermom..

Dizzy pitching a VN (100% real and serious)
https://youtu.be/haOyTHHqUA4

>Who needs a dozen Krispy Kremes?
All women.

Cemetery sex with Dizzy!

Dizzy is more cringe than usual today

Dizzy once again nearly self doxes on stream!

>Dizzy likes weird
I'm in like Flynn

This is the kind of woman who keeps her rat skull collection next to her plush toys

>It's not actually real
wtf I can't believe it

DATING DIZZY MOM LETS GOOOOOOOO

Alright I'm sold, fund it

jesas

>After getting off... work

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1672732699159678977
She's watching us...

>>52059825
HAG LOVE
dizzy based

She wrote more for all of the characters.
You know at one point this was a serious pitch that she turned into "a joke" out of embarrassment.

>The inherent eroticism of single moms
Wow

>>52060135
Making this real would've been a better investment than the coffee

>>52060028
made me nervous because I've been doing a lot of non-Ami art recently

Somebody should AI generate Mamafuji

Seeing that Lia showed up in chat is probably the hardest I've ever heard Slugma laugh

>asses

>You pamper Mrs. Rinkou by helping her open her snacks and drinks
Good writing, I approve

>>52060121
Slugma...

>>52060692
She's ESL, please understand

I'm convinced Dizzy has been reading /pcg/, this stream is basically dedicated to the mother fetishists there.

>>52061008
It's called market research

>>52058108
Is this supposed to be Hanabi if I squint hard enough or am I going crazy?

>The next eligible hag

>I'm not much of an NTR person
Dizzy PERFECT

>His
Dizzy.........

>>52061099
>spelling over time as overtime
Stop being so clearly worksexual

[CRITICALLY IMPORTANT AMIYA ARANHA INFORMATION]

she squats over public toilets to pee

>>52061263
>Oh shit it does say "his"
>Well whatever, it's canon now

>DLC already

>>52061530
Get Pirated Stupid Whore

>Just me, you, and seven hot moms
I'm so fucking in bros

>>52001011
>>52059700
>>52059825
>>52059970
>>52060534
>>52061099
Not /tsun/, you need to go back >>52060630

I am going to romance Dizzy's mom.

I don't want to date Dizzy's bimbo mom because I would feel bad cucking her nice dad

>>52061671
Not if I get there first

>>52061755
I am going to romance Dizzy's mom's husband, too.

>corruption mode
>Comic Sans MS
Oooh I don't like where this is going

>Abandon morality

>>52061670
>Not /tsun/
Correct, this is /tsunX/

>>52061670
I don't believe (You), there is no way someone who doesn't know would care about this thread.

>>52061887
Dear god...

>I forgot to remove this from the presentation

Ami is stalking me on twitter
later, virgins

>>52061670
Tsunderia literally doesn't exist anymore.

>>52062176
Tsunderia isn't dead until Hanabi (the daisenpai) takes them out of his socials.
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi

RATE THE STREAM

Dizzy really is amazing, she has Pippa's sense of humor but with more maturity.

>>52062254
Please take my money/10

>>52062239
Hanabi is dead

>>52062271
Non-threadreading anon...

>>52062313
>vtweeter
Dead.

>>52062313
A scheduled tweet isn't a sign of life. That's just rigor mortis setting in.

https://twitter.com/ShabelTonya/status/1672740630756462597
Guys... Yuuna is walking the cat. They're exercising.
What the fuck is happening?

>>52062357
>>52062380
alive

>>52062429
converting some of the chub into muscle so she can be fed even more. trust the plan.

>>52062429
>Mt. Diablo
I can only imagine she is taking Tonya up there to perform some kind of satanic architectural ritual on her

/tsunx/'s revival has come at a great price: Tonya's neverending suffering. pic unrelated.

>>52062429
Ruthless architectural strategy. Making sure the obese cat in the future has legs strong enough to keep mobility. May God have mercy on her soul...

>>52062670
It's also a preachy pop punk song that was popular a decade ago

>>52056130
There's already some art of this from the discord

>>52062429
>1173m summit
That's barely a mountain, that's a hill.
>prominence 948m
I'll take the hill comment back but that's still not that crazy of a hike, chin up catto.

>>52062739
>Tonya
>Neverending suffering
There are /tsunX/ members who would kill to be in the timeline where being dragged out on a hike is the worst thing to happen to them that month, Yuuna spoils this cat ROTTEN

>>52063567
She is literally DYING, anon. No other /tsunx/ girl is even remotely comparable in their suffering. First Yuuna ABANDONED her for several months, now she's forcing her to march up some large rock and stopping her from playing vidya?? Elie Wiesel would cover his face in horror.

>>52062156
Ceiling Ami is watching you masturbate

>>52064101
making direct contact with my spider mom while i jerk off

>>52061087
>fireworks
>literally "hanabi"

>>52060135
Didn't she talk about this in her debut stream?

[Bread (and cat) news]
They did not hike Mt. Diablo today
https://twitter.com/amanapicnic/status/1672753132491915264

>>52065063
You know what I mean.

>>52053857
To be fair, if there's a single chuuba on the planet who could find a way to join NijiID after it stopped existing, it's Hanabi.

I could really use a "yoho~" right about now

i bet Ami is urinating right now

>strem tonight
Do you believe?

>>52066493
Absolutely not, she will be too tired and go to sleep instead.

>>52066534
She can just sleep on stream again

>>52065170
Is that whole city... a grid?

>>52067341
You've never seen a city from a distance before?

>>52065853
you and me both, man

>>52067341
That's what most American cities look like because they're relatively new compared to cities everywhere else in the world

>>52066035
time to send her an Ami cute marshmallow

>>52067396
Every city I've ever seen looks like a damn mess from far away. I can't even think of a city that has a kilometer of straight road anywhere near me.

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>52067898
Eurobro....

Is Dizzy's loading screen BGM uploaded anywhere on its own? I want to listen to it on loop.

>>52067341
Cities in the western hemisphere were made as a plan(colonial), instead of forming organically.

>>52070321
Unfortunately it turned out to be a terrible plan

https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
tsukimi b dohrnii

>>52069874
I got u brev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2Nnt0IQSnQ

I love this spidercat like no one else, what a treasure she is, I hope she's had an awesome weekend and break

>>52070991
Thanks brother, now I can be comfy

Remember to ask Ami if she fixed that thigh chafing problem.

buckos cute

>>52071733
>t.

Is there a name for this phenomenon that causes the male fans of cute girls to become gay for one another?

>>52072496
prison gay

>>52072980
But we're not in prison are we?

>>52071733
Oh yeah? Why don't you kiss one then?
Why not take advantage of one of the smaller buckos right now if you think they're so cute?
No one's gonna know, Ami's not even around and despite his protests the buckos not gonna say anything, he's secretly gonna hope it happens again if anything

Buckos have a 48-72 hour window to engage in BL. Stop squandering it.

>>52073934
anon... that was ami who you replied to.

>>52074062
What do you mean? Brotherly love is always allowed.

>[Good news]
Ami isn't showering tonight and is literally marinating in her own stink

>>52074407
don't you dare

>[Good news]
Ami is tickling us

Some times I wonder how many buckos(male) would actually suck a dick. Because if some twink walked up to me in that hoodie, it's on.

>>52076301
Ami rented me out to a sheeple about a week ago and I thought I was going to suck their dick or something but he asked me to just rub his back and hug him occasionally while he cried for 2 hours. Have any other buckos here been rented out to sheeple like me? Is this normal?

>>52076539
Oh good I'm not the only one
Honestly I thought I might've done something wrong but he said thank you and seemed very grateful
He also apologized like a lot and I'm still not sure why

New thread
>>52077314
>>52077314
>>52077314

>>52067586
Except for some older cities like Boston.