/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5192478
The longer she goes without a bun in the oven the stronger her animalistic urges become. Give it a year or two and she will be kidnapping young men to breed

>>5192478
Mio's one of the biggest normies in Hololive, I wouldn't be surprised if she was engaged.

>>5192848
You haven't watched a lot of Mio have you. She's a cat lady stereotype. You can tell she isn't getting laid by how obsessed she is with her cat. She treats the thing like a child.

>>5192848
An engaged woman wouldnt ask for marriage proposals live (denying fubuki btw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5YXncilcBA

>>5192478
That doesn't matter no one wants an old hag, she probably doesn't have any eggs left

>>5194185
Damn that's fucking hot.

>>5194185
I'm 22 and I'd bang her so hard it would undo her menopause and get her pregnant with triplets.

>>5193133
SEAnig translators can't even spell wedding right, jesus christ

>>5192848
>I wouldn't be surprised if she was engaged.
That could be said about all the holos to be honest. Except Rushia

>>5193070
>She treats the thing like a child.
I wish I was Mio's cat...

>>5203897
You think you do, but you don't. Why do you think Taiga is always pissed? She cut off his nuts.

>>5204132
>She cut off his nuts.
H-hot

>>5192478
Don't get ahead of yourself, anon. She only wants 4 children.

>>5205199
>only wants 4 children
Aw man

I miss the hag thread

>>5207627
Same

>>5194185
Mio-chan, I know you're well past your prime but that just means we need to make up for 3 decades of sex I didn't have with you already

>>5204132
Was she breastfeeding Taiga?

>>5193070
Is that the reason her chat hates her cat? The pussy becomes Cockblock

>>5192583
>she will be kidnapping young men to breed
Those poor guys. We'll never forget their sacrifice

>>5192478
(You) will move to Japan
(You) will find a hag and marry her and make her happy
(You) will fullfill master Abes plans
(You) will restore nippons average birthrate to a 2.1 singelhandedly

>>5194185
She has just enough eggs left for me to make her a happy mother, fag.

>>5215669
>(You) will restore nippons average birthrate to a 2.1 singelhandedly
I... don't think I can do that singlehandedly anon
Not with only 1 wife

>>5215669
>(You) will taint Japan's gene pool and spawn haafu's that will be bullied and have a hard time growing up in Japan.
No thank you. I hope you Gaijin weeaboos stop destroying Japan.

>>5192478
I volunteer.

>>5216522
>No thank you. I hope you Gaijin weeaboos stop destroying Japan.
Too late I already bought my airplane ticket

>>5192478
I volunteer as tribute even though I'm Hispanic

>>5216522
Japan is done anyway. And this is still better than importing shitskins like yurop.

>>5218383
>And this is still better than importing shitskins like yurop
Ehhh, debatable.

>>5216543
>>5218333
Our heroes

>>5194879
Good for you then as she is still in her mid 30's so menopause is 15 years away.

Rushia's baby clock has mind fucked her worse than anyone. Hopefully she freezes some eggs just in case.

>>5223224
>Rushia's baby clock
W-what