/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Airi...

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

I MISS LUMI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I like Lia! only Lia! always Lia!

This thread will be good.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I miss Lumi.

I WILL REACH 1/2/3/4
I WILL MAKE SIX FIGURES
I WILL LOOK GOOD NAKED
I WILL LEARN HOW TO MAKE SMALL TALK
I WILL BUY THE FRESHEST CLOTHES
I WILL HAVE THE SICKEST COSPLAY
I WILL MOG YOU NIGGERS AT THE NEXT OFFKAI

I love Shiina!

>>51778336
not if i have anything to say about it

Airi is Lia!

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhGjqjMPHSU

Pippa love~!

Congratulations on surviving one whole break day you losers.

>>51778388

Lia? Lia. Lia!

>behind scene good news
Traitor cat got hired by someone

What's the appeal in PaymoneyWubby? Lumi likes his content.

>>51778400
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>51778393

Guys, Michi's hair is really ugly

>>51778372
I will not shave
I will not shower
I will not lose weight
I WILL mating press and mindbreak (your) Oshi

>>51778445
you're ugly

Yeah I'm a Liker, a Lumi Liker

I hope Lia streams today

I miss Wemi...

>>51778445
Now she will come for you Anon... Rest in peace.

>>51778441
How's her glasses staying on when she doesn't have a nose?

>>51778441

>>51778445

>>51778306
What about her?

>>51778372
You probably already know this, but joining an adult sports league for something bullshit like kickball or dodgeball is a great small-commitment way to expand small talk, friends, and chicks and also has the benefit of being considered exercise

>>51778498
Lia has a nose!

does anybody have the Lia roomba vod or a clip of her screaming Sakana while he was sitting down?

>>51778544
No she doesn't.

>>51778544
proof?

this will be the thread. I can feel it

>>51778529
Mama Chisaka took her monitor back leaving poor Airi with just 1...

>>51778544
Where?

>>51778513
"Nevermind fuck the ????"

>>51778482
cement!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhqE5Gzy1wE

>>51778612
Civilians

>>51778445
That's your opinion.

>>51778372
I own my own home, am the landlord of two properties, (try to) go to church every Sunday, and am a college professor you can't mog me, even if I'm a rail-thin lanky bastard. I will propose to Pippa next OffKai in my tweed jacket and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>51778544
ok how you know?

>>51778544
liar

>>51778584
I know CA gonna CA but how bad must you be with money when you cannot afford or attain another monitor. I think I have two in storage I havent used in years

Post pics of your oshi's nose if she's so great

>>51778663
Nice we are gonna have back to back years in a row of pipnigs crying when they get shut down by pippa

>>51778572
https://rentry.org/offkaiexpo2023
About 10 minutes into Lia's virtual tour if you want to see more

>>51778685
Airi spends most of her money on skebs for the month.

>>51778663
do it, or you're gay (derogatory)

>>51778717
ty anon!

>>51778746
why doesn't she just reuse art instead of constantly spending on skebs

>>51778763

>>51778663
>there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Oh, we'll stop alright. Stop and laugh at the sight ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaa

>>51778791

>>51778663
you sound like a gay boy

>>51778663
>Professor anon's undefended anus

Pippa LOVE

>>51778663
I unironically wish you the best of luck, King.

>>51778576
>>51778579
>>51778609
>>51778668
>>51778683
SHE FUDGING HAS A NOSE!!!!

>>51778876
This reminds me that I haven't checked panda in a while for any good ryona or eroguro doujins.

>>51778936
THAT IS NOT LIA, THAT IS AIRI.
ENOUGH OF THIS.

No seriously, wtf is a medium ugly man and why is it good according to Dizzy? I don't understand.

>>51778963
>Lia nose real.png
>not Lia
Ok

>>51778999
I am one for example.

>>51778717

>>51778999
homely but for men

>>51778999
She wants a guy just ugly enough that he thinks she is too good for him. So he wont ever cheat or leave her.

>>51778963
Of course that's Lia

>>51778999
A 5/10

>>51778746
I've been putting up the signal for two straight weeks and still haven't heard back. I need my fix

>>51778708
Wemi has the most kissable and suckable nose in Phase and it's not even close.

>>51779066
A 5/10 by female standards, which is an 8+/10 by male standards

Thinking bout Wemi.

>>51779148
tonight...hopefully

>>51779045
That's unironically more fucked up than those TikTok whores who won't date anyone who makes under 300k a year and isn't a 10/10.

Evro bros how are we holding up? My room is scorching.

>>51778999
>>51779166
>>51779066
Reminder that a "5/10" means some VERY different to women than what it means for men

>>51779040
>nobody jonged with sakana
grim

>>51778372
I will not do a single thing you said and hopefully die by next week

>>51779193
I've heard people compare it to a Teaberry milkshake. Anyone able to confirm this? My McDonalds ran out of these.

>>51778902

>>51779252
fuck mahjong that's a game for old people in retirement homes

>>51778999
what >>51779045 said
basically someone she knows doesn't have any confidence and will be a pushover in marriage

>>51779242
This is a direct result of granting voting rights to women. Everything started sliding downhill after that

>>51778400
I'm going to hire her next

>>51779193
>Airi bought the grimace milkshake
>probably got some nuggies too
>all the children there had to watch this hag pretend to be a kid
>probably considered going to the play area or getting a toy
the regressing Airi rrat is real

>>51779199
I made a shitty bug net for my second window so I can open it now and let the air flow

>>51779252
Now he'll call for Total Jigger Death and will graduate everyone in Phase in one last shot to poach Marine, fail, bring PC to bankruptcy, and kill himself. This is what happens if you don't please fish.

>>51779321
Mahjong Soul looks like fun but regular mahjong looks painful. I have neither jonged nor jigged

>>51778400
that actually was Uruka btw, horny bear just can't help it

>>51779367
she's not a hag. if she were a hag, lia wouldn't hang out with her irl

>>51779367
Bro the grimace meal isn't for kids. Kids don't even know who grimace is because his popularity fell off in the early 90s.

>>51779199
it's late so an open window and lots of water is enough

>>51779301
Lia

>>51779367
I hope she regresses to being a high school nerd so I can bully her like a 90’s movie

Post something false about your oshi RIGHT NOW

Why doesn't Ember have membership yet?

>>51779045
>>51779242
>>51779325
Why are women like this?

>>51779045
peak FDS

>>51779490
She’s trustworthy and not at all dangerous

>>51779490
she is not a whore, I believe her

>>51779490
Pippa is NOT cute and lovely

>>51779490
she's cute

>>51779490
She is evil, vile, pathetic, weak, and couldn't punch her way out of a wet paper bag

>>51779490
Ive fapped to other things the last two years.

>>51779490
Lia is boring

>>51779490
they are not an alcoholic, they suck at video games, and is lazy as fuck

Does this thread not watch Ember? whoa...

Ember is not very smart

>>51779490
I care about her content and not just her personality

>>51779498
It's just their biology. You just have to adapt and overcome

>>51779617
this thread doesnt care about anything other than Pippa, Lia, Lumi and Kirsche.

>>51779490
She has giant shirt busting saggers

Phase friends Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla have a big announcement https://youtu.be/DwsZggwPRKc

>>51779617
ember makes people here sad because they don't go outside

>>51778425
I really don't think Kirsche would be friends with her and Pippa being as Pippa is still close friends with her Phase coworkers and genuinely enjoys being at Phase after being completely dead that week Yuri's termination was announced. Sometimes bad things happen and no one was really the "villain"

Founding fathers cry....

>>51778372
Based. Intermittent Fasting + lifting before cardio (stretch obviously but leave the threadmill for after) helped me the most.

>>51779617
I'm already listening to Tenma space, Kirche, and an FF14 streamer, Ember can be another day

Jesus Ember

>>51779490
she has a nose!

>>51779617
I can only stomach watching one fake stacy chuuba

>>51778400
This was marimari?

Ember is dumb at geography, teehee

>>51779252
That's wrong though. Go back two threads or so. The jong table was utterly packed according to several reports.

>>51779490
She's seiso

>>51779617
i'm not paying much attention, i don't know anything about US geography

>>51779617
It's weird seeing /tsunX/ talk about her streams more than this thread

>>51779728
>bad things happen
Yes. Yuri being a massively piece of shit.
>Lia: Current phase connect talents are good people
>Lia: There is no scary people in Phase Connect anymore

>>51778999
Someone that has his shit together, she rightfully values social standing over looks.

>>51779490
She regularly showers and isn't stinky at all

>>51779742
DEAD I AM THE POOL
SPREADING FROM THE FOOL
WEAK AND WANT YOU NEED
NOWHERE AS YOU BLEED

>>51779490
Yuri is coming back to Phase-Connect
https://twitter.com/nanobites_/status/1671239747564445698

Why are maps like kryptonite to women?

>>51779865
petition to make Lia smell her pits on stream

>>51778396
so, what did she actually say? not 膣 I guess

https://www.twitch.tv/nanobites_

>>51779840
I think she's a pretty great streamer but I am quite a fan of breasts

>>51779935
This post is offtopic.

>>51779840
There are certain vtubers that are a part of phase you just cant talk about in this thread without schizos and femcels throwing a fit

>>51779897
No she's not

>>51779935
Finally, an on topic Phase Friend post

>>51779935
>>51779897
>the news is that she has a vrchat model

>>51779983
What do schizos and femcels have against Ember, Erina and Iori?

>>51780015
Phase Enemy*

>>51779897
>I got a sponsorship for raid shadow legends!

>>51779490
she HATES mowing and fishing

>>51779935

>>51779935
Better than Mari Mari

She's doing WORSE on her second try

>>51779935
will you guys hate me if i watch her

what is this creature?

>>51780207
yes

>>51780207
Yes.

>>51771762
Just gonna clarify. I was totally aware of words like "chinchin" and I play a lot of eroge (playhome best btw). I never really got into filthy frank because his peak was before I got into weeb shit. Kind of hate that it took Panko Manko to make me understand that manko is the word for pussy but I think that's just autism more than anything else. Thanks Panko!

>>51780015
actual phase friend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7YgYld9H0Y

>>51779935

>>51780207
does it matter?

>>51780207
Yes

>>51780207
don't ask, don't tell

>>51780207
I'm watching her, what do you care about what /pcg/ thinks?

>>51779897
how's the brap cat holding up? has she let slip anything about her rift with Phase?

>>51779545
just using your post as an excuse to post this pic

>>51780144
How?

I love this Panda

>>51780265
at least you know now ioriposter

>>51779490
Jelly is a teenager and she doesn't really know what she's doing.

>>51780207
I always watch her and occasionally post about her here to harvest (You)'s and seethe

>>51780207
>caring what /pcg/ thinks
>ever
Imagine getting peer pressured by fat 5 foot tall brown weebs lmao

>>51779935
Man I really wanna like Nano but she's so rough around the edges and almost too mentally ill for me to enjoy. It sucks because I really like her story and I love following this redemption arc she's in. Ever try interacting with her in any capacity? It's like being a balloon touching a porcupine.

>>51779935
>3D stream
>less than 200 viewers
The absolute state

>>51780332
Except for one or two slips on twitter addressing haters she seems to be doing fine, motivated at least.

PANKO MANKO

>>51780428
not only a seething femanon but a numberfag as well...you are a blight on this thread

>>51780294
because we're friends

why was ember taking a stupid ass quiz instead of talking to me?

>>51780332
streams about as often as yuri did, which is to say not very
has been trying to get the attention of her former CL mates and Idol out of desperation as well as posting whatever the latest meme on /vt/ is on twitter to stay hip
most people watching her are "in the know" dramafags and basically just waiting for her to slip up and talk about phase

>>51779617
Ember is clearly a flirty, social person and a sex-haver, not my type.
But godspeed to her career and all that

>>51780207
Bro if pcg knew half the shit I watched, who cares what anyone thinks.

>>51780489
You got any other insults?

>>51780385
(You)

>>51779617
I'm watching but not commenting much. She's pretty fun overall.

Dizzy's slimy tits

>>51780525
We're all sex havers here, basement dwelling freaks have no place in vtubing.

>>51779617
She did about as good as I would've on the European one. It's probably been over 10 years since I looked at a map of Europe.

I want to drink Tenma’s piss

>>51780753
thank you for saying this, its a hard pill to swallow but it needed to be said.

>>51780753
I'm a recovering sex haver. It's been over 11 years since my last relapse but I still think about it every day.

>>51779617
I was originally watching Kirsche but then saw the Nano link in the thread thinking that it'd be something big (it wasn't).

I guess I can give Ember a shot just for you anon.

YUBILEGS ON STREAM

>>51780613
ShyLily
GawrGura
MariMari
Shondo
Pomu
Saruei
Kana
Filian
Neurosama
Kirsche
Veibae
Asmongold

>>51779617
I gave her a few tries shot but I just don't think she's very entertaining.

>>51779490
She has good taste in video games.

>chippy leapfrogged every phase not named pippa after joining idolEN
i wonder if any of them are envious of her newfound success

[Lumi News] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZnlUXpztko

>>51780985
Do me! Do me!

>>51779617
I really wanna like Ember but I think her model lays it on too thick. The way her basic facial expression make it look like she's smiling still rubs me the wrong way. She's about as close as one can get to being a model in full lingerie and while I appreciate that, I kind of wanted something less "out there." Jelly's skirt as a contrast is nice because she's not always showing her panties. In fact, I don't think she has since debut, it's like a treat. Ember's bazongas are great but I see them ALL OF THE TIME. Other than that her stream vibe feels like i'm talking to the popular girl who would make fun of me in private but then also ask me for math homework help later. I know it's literally a vtuber and all but Ember feels strangely 2 dimensional compared to the other members of Phase.

>>51781112
I can't believe Dizzy graduated after this video with 2 lemons to the back of her head.

>>51781070
Lumi and many of us thought she was headed for Holo En 3
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi/clip/TubularFreezingOrangeDBstyle-WxRVAZe1sOOfhncr

>>51781228
lol betacuck can't handle this

>>51781112
Thanks Dizzy, very cool.

>>51778663
Don't fall for seething maleanon's lies.

>>51781271
I hope they collab soon after Lumi comes back

>>51781070
crazy that just last week idolshills were saying she leapfrogged pippa as well. Lets see what they say next week. I am glad she's doing well but its been what a week?

>>51780860
If you asked your GF Tenma to do this she would beat you with kitchen utensils

>>51781228
Lumi literally has a huge custom motorboat window Ember's model is tame.

>>51781228
>>51781263
The model is very sexy, but that's not what the issue is. She's just sort of a bland person. If she got really good at a game or got really into building gunpla or literally anything she could be great, but she just doesn't have a thing besides "is female" to me. She has no unique draw.

>>51781262
>Holo En 3
She'd never get out of the basement at this rate.

>>51781228
That doesn't sound 2 dimensional at all. Just referential.

Phase girls for this experience? https://files.catbox.moe/73z9a6.mp4

>>51781228
Gonna be honest. Been on-and-off following her since Tsunderia went bottoms-up, and her model redesign (image) prior to this was way fucking better. Not sure what happened in the pipeline where we went from cute & funny tiger to street prostitute

>>51781358
but shes literally good at every game shes plays, what else do you want from her

>>51781395
Panko

>Tenma is about 99 pounds
Imagine…

is it that time of the day for seething femanons to cry about Ember's model?

>>51781358
she should start doing react videos and making youtube shorts

>>51781397
agreed and honestly I felt like the kallin model, while it might not have looked as good (couldve been updated) it fits her personality way better than the new one she has now

>>51781395
Why does this exist?

>>51781262
Is this dude a secret mod

>>51781434
imagine just lifting tenma on your cock and using her as a human fleshlight

>>51781358
The only game she's played so far that she wasn't good at was US Geography Quiz

Ember's model is almost as endearing as her ADHD noise spasms, which if she does one more then I will propose to her at the next offkai

I dont need Lumi, I want Ember to be my tard wife!

>>51781425
Are we watching the same streamer?
>>51781518
She was very much a casual gamer when she did FTL

>>51781397
White tiger obviously got scrapped when she signed up to PC because it would've overlapped with Erina too much

>>51781397
I agree, there's more soul in this model and it feels like it would suit her goofy personality but that's probably just me reading into things.

>>51781491
Nope, just a fan of Lumi and Chips. I don't want to start anything but I kind of wish that they would have split Megbert and Chapipi up rather than having them join the same corpo.

>>51781501
...as she clawed at your eyes? I dunno man

>>51781397
Looks too much like Yuri.

>>51781606
This.
Jelly was scrapped because... Well just look at it and Slugma utterly loathed the shitshow attached to her old model and deliberately gave the model away because of that.

i still cant get used to this ugly ass model bros how did you do it?

>>51781652
She starts by clawing at your face but it ends with her clawing your back as she begs you to keep going

>>51781397
It's a nice design but it overlaps too much with a couple of other phase designs so I can see why it wasn't used in the end.

>>51781715
Pretty easily anon. Step 1. Don't be a fucking faggot. That's pretty much it.

>>51781715
I like how expressive she can be now

>>51781567
yes we are watching the same streamer but ive obviously known her longer and know whats shes capable of as a gamer. I think youre just reaching for something to talk shit about her for whatever reason.

>>51781227
Oh, a JP enjoyer, what a challenge!

Hayama Marin
Watamelon
Noraneko
Rurudo
Mito
Koyori the Koyote
Okayu
Chigusa!
Debidebi
Ars Almal
Nene
Lulu (forma de みすみのはらわた)
Pekora
Towa...

>>51781734
g-d damn

>>51781715
I just wish it had the colors the old had. The eyes were much nicer to me.

Ember lost Snake, now she has to marry us!

>>51781715
I'm still not used to it, but it's still Lumi under there

>>51781227
I'm gonna do Michiru

>>51781715
Slutty, bratty, edgy, hot, yes. I've never looked at her and thought ugly tho

>>51779617
Can't really post here when watching her with my dick on one hand

LUMI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME, THE CATALOG SISTERS ARE GOING TO BURY YOU.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZnlUXpztko

>>51781606
>>51781669
>>51781759
This does make a lot of sense. I just feel like it would've been a bit more fair to her personality to alter the tiger model rather than undergo another full redesign to this new model that screams e-thot.

>>51781774
>ive obviously known her longer and know whats shes capable of as a gamer
Can you tell me which vods to check, then? I've watched her play gunfire reborn, pikmin, and ftl, and what I saw isn't what I would describe as "capable."

>>51781715
I listen to her streams more than I actively watch them. Lumi is top tier second-monitor content when you're at work or playing a game on your primary monitor.

All that said, I do wonder what she thinks of all of her fan art and AI content having rounder eyes and chin (like her old model).

I'm going to Michiru

>>51781850
look at her twitch vods, or her old yt

>>51781397
According to Dizzy they had full control over their new designs

>>51781715
the model itself looks good, the problem is that it's too painfully tryhard with the twitch meta coombaiting. she genuinely looks like a vshojo member, which is probably what she intended to bait newfags in

>>51781883
Either you can link me a specific video or you can't. I'm not going to look though a full year of vods for the one game she can play passably.

>>51781397
But the prostitute model makes my dick happy so it's instantly better

>>51781840
>this new model that screams e-thot.
Fishman is trying to expand the audience with these invader designs.
Ember is for e-thot twitch coomers
Dizzy is for goth GFE enjoyers (booba and rope is just a coomer safeguard)
And Jelly is the seiso idol who can sing.

>>51781263
it's more that she's just sex and nothing else so far. Lumi at least has an interesting background and lore to compliment. She's a star thief. There's Glumi. There's like things Lumi does like her weird little skits. Having an interesting variety of things to offer alongside the sex appeal makes her sex appeal great.

Similar with Airi. Her top half is 78% tits yet I can't get enough of the lore about her work-life balance, her presentations, and just listening to her talk about whatever the shit. Even her ASMRs are gold and she in some she doesn't even know what she's doing seemingly

>>51781853
"Neon went off the plantation and I gotta save face about it for himself and myself" probably.

Ember is REALLY bad at insulting her audience

>>51781850
She won every single run she did in her Isaac stream meanwhile Panko's on like a 50 loss streak

>>51781351
Lumi has other things to offer like interesting lore and background, her music, her skits, and her personality is anything but 1 dimensional

How much longer until Lia?

>>51781791
Impressive! Not a single correct one. Twas but a red herring! Michi and Nasa are the only JPs i watch!

>>51781931
there's even months of paid genshin streams! ember really has nothing in comparison

>>51781927
>And Jelly is the seiso idol who can sing.

According to the other girls Jelly is just as fucked up as the rest of phase.

>I watch vtubers for their lore

>>51781228
>her stream vibe feels like i'm talking to the popular girl who would make fun of me in private but then also ask me for math homework help later
why do I know exactly what you mean?
and yes I get the same feeling

>>51781395
>throw me on the floor AND
>in a public place
>take me to an alley

>>51781931
It's her third week in phase, chill.

>>51781481
talent freedom!

>>51781925
Not gonna link cause im not gonna feed a retard, but look at her dark souls, hades, binding of issac, and elden ring streams. maybe if youd stop reaching for something to shit talk her about youd enjoy life better.

>>51782044
Thanks anon. Very cool. You have mentioned them multiple times today. At least they did 1 positive thing and that was filter you.

>>51781715
Lumi's old model was just autism incarnate

Ember is kind of like Scarle so far, she has a nice voice and is kind of a ditz, though Ember is more of a stacy and Scarle is full bimbo

>>51782046
I guess you can say the other girls are

jelly

>>51782031
2 hours until Lia streeeeeeams

>>51782127
So you're saying it suited her perfectly?

>>51781395
now i know why everyone was mad when pika went to v-shitshow

>>51781715
There used to be a contrast between her attitude and her more mellowy original model. Now shes gotten more abrasive and the new model's expressions match it which can be too much at times.

Reminder that vtuber talents age like wine. Wait for them to grow and adjust

Ember is GFE

>>51782142
Carlos I'm getting you sent back to Mexico.

>>51782035

damn ember murdered that dude.

>>51782035
You should watch Ars Almal, she is very cute

>>51782075
3 weeks of me being like "oh I should see what the new talents are doing" followed by getting bored within 20 minutes and going back to watch Lia, Shiina, and Airi vods.

>>51781395
that's enough variety that it's probably scripted
which is kinda funny to imagine

>>51782212
Lumi is a full on fuckpig but I'm into that

>>51781974
Poor Panc
>Panko playing uppies
>whale says he'll give her $20k if she beats the game this stream
>gets worse
>quits

It's weird anytime I see the word Stacy used around here to describe any woman who can function as a human being. It's like calling a man a Chad because he showers, exercises and can speak to the opposite sex without sperging out.

>>51781397
who's this going to be? I've been out of the pcg loop for a week or two

>>51782054
Shiina is so bad at this that she hardly tries but her cute personality makes up for it. I don't think I've seen any mention about being a star seamstress or anything in that general area in ... idk forever? since the beginning of stream? Does the new animation at the beginning of streams count? Kind of disappointing but oh well. I'll take a grimace stream I guess.

>>51782102
>maybe if youd stop reaching for something to shit talk her
I watched plenty of streams before coming to the conclusion that she has nothing to offer but a coom model. I'm sorry that you got so emotionally invested in such a boring girl.

>>51782272
very obvious falseflagger trying to start shit

>>51782314
Women can't speak to the opposite sex without sperging, so it is accurate to say one who does is a stand-out Stacy.

>>51780985
Not bad, I do watch 5 of those, maybe 6 but I haven't watched Vei in a long time.

>>51782127
Perfection

>>51782349
She wanted to be a crab loli or something but fishman said no and left her seething forever.

>>51782176
yes. it 1000% matched her soul.

I hope Lia will be my girlfriend

>>51782234
That's only true to a certain degree, eventually it just becomes a job to them and they grow distant and boring.

>>51782127
To me this is/was peak vtuber model

>>51782426
That happens after the peak

>>51779148
I feel you, this cute pon wolf is addicting...

>>51782358
>mild criticism
>"FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG"

This is why vtubing is getting worse

i think opus magnum will short-circuit jelly's brain because it's so much more open ended than the stuff she usually plays
and i will enjoy watching it

I love my girlfriend Ember!

>>51782271
I used to love Ars but these days whenever I tune in she's just silently playing a game.

>>51782350
nta but ive known her since debut and she is definitely above average at playing games. she blows by most phases/bosses that ive seen people completely struggle with. besides the few games shes played so far cant really be a good display of her gaming prowess, in my opinion. Shes literally still like 2-3 weeks in bro if you dont like her than leave you wont be missed by anyone.

>>51782349
Wemi stays semi-in-character, but it's something she's able to actually use as a bit.

>>51782508
luv zachtronics stuff
has she ever played The Witness?

[Ember News] She says that she had a tricked out Myspace

Lies or old hag? More news to follow...

the reason why ember is unpopular is because she can't turn off the kindergarten teacher voice when she talks to chat
like bitch im a grown ass man who is only watching you to get my rocks off i dont need you to patronize me and act like you're babysitting your audience

>>51782501
only proving my point

>>51780985
>play akinator
>think of pippa
>he guesses pippa
Some straight up glowie bullshit

>>51778458
Is that daki for sale online anywhere?

>>51782539
You can't make posts crying about how nobody talks about her streams in the thread and then also make posts crying about people explaining to you why they don't normally talk about her streams in the thread. You gotta pick one.

>>51782539
I was REALLY hoping she would join the frogging but that went to shit. That would've been a good test

>>51782594
she's 30

>>51782488
I look forward to hearing how nervous she was at OffKai and how she probably wishes she could have been there in cosplay

>>51779367
>For kids

The meal comes with a fucking big mac. If it was intended for kids it would be nuggets or a cheeseburger and come with a toy. The meal is blatantly for nostalgic millennials who remember McDonalds from the 80s and 90s, modern kids don't even know who grimace is.

>>51782596
It's called gently femdom

>>51782239
Always was.

>>51782584
Thats a different dev.

>>51782635
bro? what are you even talking about i never said any of that.

>>51782594
Hag girlfriend...

I'm so fucking tired of you guys.

If you wouldn't watch your oshi without any video feed then she's simply not entertaining.
If your oshi can't sing, draw or dance then she's not a "talent".
If your oshi doesn't want to improve the experience with original ideas then she's no better than you who wakes up every morning to do your boring job.

Lumi has stopped streaming every day:
>I suddenly got a match with qt in Tinder who's keeps with the conversation
>allergy's gone
>steel-hard boner every morning
>boss compliments me for my hard work

When the fuck happened?

I wish I had an older sister hag gf…

>>51782762
Post bussy

>>51782706
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22who%20tf%20is%20grimace%22&t=viR3HdU5170f1t5LKOZ9HQ

>>51782511
Asking Ember to name countries on a map until she calls me a dirty nigger tranny!

>>51782644
28. shes turning 29 this year.

>>51782566
Wemi is the only talent who makes me laugh nearly 100% of the time I watch her streams. Not even lying. Starting to think she's the true dark-horse of Phase

>>51782766
My oshi is liver, not talent

>>51782766
My oshi is definitely entertaining, not sure about talent though lol

I tried watching Wemi but her weird shovel face model filters me

>>51782766
Why you gotta put Hime on blast like that

YOU MOTHRFUCKJER

>>51782635
>>51782750 (me)
If you're talking about the other anon from earlier asking why no one talk about embers streams here, thats not me. I could care less if you guys talk about her streams here to be honest.

>>51782875
I love the girl

>>51782950
Try Dizzy

>>51782766
>dance
>without any video feed
Is she tap dancing? How am I supposed to interpret that talent with no eyes?

>>51782950
The desire to fuck tenma is strong

>>51782766
>or dance then she's not a "talent".
How many Phase girls have a 3D model?

so uh, anyone else here gonna watch gooba's birthday stream in a few hours?

>>51782979
Welcome to the collective (You). If you want to make posts without anyone mistaking you, the individual, for you, the collective, put on a trip.

>>51782127
Now that you showed me, I think the old model matched the old Lumi. Nowadays, she went full dark triad, so her current model follows her constant mood/vibe/emotional changes. Woman can go through multiple phases in one sentence.

Who is the best phase friend?

>>51783065

>>51783065
No my sisterwife is streaming tonight and I'm not a WHORE.

>>51782875
Earlier I was at work, thinking about Wemi when I remembered that she was calling pepper spray/mace “gorilla spray.” I was smiling to myself like a retard. Such a goofy girl. I love her so much.

>>51783065
I'll catch the VOD on my commute to work tomorrow.

I don't really keep up with Hololive unless it's Calli clips.

>>51783065
Who the fuck is gooba?

>>51783068
It is what it is I guess.

>two autistic ruskis having a convo in Ember's chat getting banned

There's something in Russian blood that just makes them predisposed to white haired chuubas

>>51782781
You know exactly what happened. Get out before she comes back.
Back in the day Chapipi's strongest schizo actually implemented her lessons and left vtubers completely and bid her and us farewell in a really amazing way.
Take the chance. Move on.

>>51783065
No, I only watch vtubers who enjoy streaming

>>51782594
Ember is a bigger womanchild than Pippa yes.

>>51782781
You're right, I'm happier for absolutely no reason recently. I may go get an ice cream and maybe wifey will let me fuck her

I think Peepa sucks

>>51783198
Oh weird. I was planning to watch it to see someone who streams like they have a gun to their head. It'll probably get my cock hard.

>>51783253
Yeah, me.

>>51783176
>There's something in Russian blood that just makes them predisposed to white haired chuubas
true....
t. Lumi liker

>>51783121
Wait, I thought pippa wasn't streaming tonight

>>51783000
OH NO

>>51783354
Anon if you're too stupid to ignore blatant schizoposts you should probably stop using this website. Not only is it Tuesday its also Anni day she wouldn't skip tonight.

>>51782950
i tried Michiru, he couldn't recognize her

>>51783065
I haven't watched hololive for at least a year and I'll probably be watching Wemi VODs at that time.

>>51783414
I've never watched either.... should I start?

>>51783176
Good times

>OH NO ITS A ZOMBIE
what the fuck was she expecting in a zombie show?

>one of the biggest gachafags in the company
>0 gacha streams
make it make sense

>>51779490
she stinks

>>51783121
she already said she's taking a break until wednesday

>>51783354
If she wasn't planning to stream she would have said so by now

>>51783480
Why won't you post the lora?

bros?

>>51783065
I only watch streamers who stream and don't just exist as a placeholder so that their company can continue sucking in sub money without offering anything up in return. dunno anything about their personal life but that sheer amount of greed in the business practice is what pushed me away from that and towards Phase.

>>51780274
this soundpost hits different now....

>>51782950
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>51783176
I remember Ars and Botan had a Russian fanbase. Botan even has her rules in Russian in her stream description

>>51783509
Gacha games ARE NOT FUN TO WATCH

>>51783616

>>51783628
Pippa posted this

>>51783176
Pretty sure they done this before

>>51783000
>>51783414

>>51783509
She knows her audience hates it.