/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

heheh I love her so much

you're getting a 30 min prerecorded stream to shill merch and you're gonna like it chumpedo

>>51750403
Same, my beloved sharkgirl is having her birthday today

Can't wait for skinwalker gura

Gurass

>>51750583
>Called back to Japan like 2 months ago
>Literal statue of her in their new office
>"le skinwalker kekwwwkekweweiytrhgew"

I love Gura the most!

>>51750355
this

>>51750654
You're grasping at straws.

I goomed. Now I slep. Oyasame!

How bad are you MFers gonna feel when it's revealed that she's been battling a terminal illness all this time while still trying to push out all the projects that Cover has been asking her to complete?

Give me your best pregnant guras

>>51750817
I would be upset that Cover is having her work like that knowing she needs to take breaks very often. I would be upset how they take a cut of her money knowing they could easily have her set up a PayPal donation button for us to give her 100% of the money so they don't get a cut because she needs it more than us and the company.

>>51750768
Sharkdreams

>>51750817
>terminal illness
Yeah, it's called laziness

Congrats cumbuds. Your little shorky pulled thru. Hope for a consistent stream sched whenever, until then, enjoy the crumbs. Kekekekeke

I switched to IRyS as my kamioshi. I still like Gooba but it's hard to stay interested when there little to no interaction

>already clogging up the catalog
Man, what a great morning

>>51750817
>>51750891
Chimkin would not contain herself if this is true

ngl guys
i'm sad

Would kidnap and ruin this princess.

Jeez, hope you guys are still holding up

>>51750817
Everyone dies eventually. It's no excuse to not show up at work.

>>51751331
not good man. imagine that you have a friend that doesn't want to associate with you anymore and yet her parents keep setting you both up against her will?

>>51750953
Please use a non-offensive term. We do live in a time where you need to be polite and respectful. The correct wording is "white woman disease".

>>51751034
Gura told us it would be spotty (it was not she just did not stream) and the summer would be crazy but did not say that she would ghost us.

saw some post about gura copy getting bullied & taking a break. Jesas

Stay strong chumbies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaCxP1NNdmk

>>51751331
I'm fine, I don't invest my emotions into women that I can't touch.

How you guys going? See. Tremendous amounts of coping and feel kind of bad of bad for you

>>51751538
good, have some originality ffs

>>51751589
>>51751589
>Tremendous amounts of coping
where? wait what happened?

I'm doing just fine thank you.
I'm not sure what these people are going on about, but yeah, thanks.

>>51751292
You have no right to be sad until after the ztream

Can't wait for 55 minutes of karaoke and 5 minutes of merch shilling all while completely ignoring chat and everyone's concerns
Happy birthday, Gura yaaay

weekend at gura's

>>51751754
bruh if you are not sad right now i don't know what to tell you.

>>51751673
I want to breed this Gura. T u T

Are you ready to cyberfuck Gura?

>>51751804
>brazzers be like
>weekend at gurAss

>>51751804
kek

>>51751833
oh yeah the one thing we actually wanted got confirmed yeah i'm so sad right now literally got the noose ready to go. fuck off man

>>51751983
>the one thing we actually wanted
the one thing i actually wanted was for gura to come back and stream regularly again
everything else just makes me sad

Where is he?

>>51751983
>the one thing we actually wanted got confirmed
I want regular Gura streams, not a merch shill stream.

>>51752050
Here I am! What's up?

>>51751983
>the one thing we actually wanted got confirmed
Then where the fuck is she? Why isn't she naked in my bed ready to let me plap plap her cun cun?

Happy birthday Gura...

Child

>The Goob is near
>EN3 on the horizon
>Fauna evolved into a top level EN streamer
>Some west taiwainese company just fired another talednt
>Goobys statue along with pekora greets you Covers front door
>Just in case you needed to know who the top talents are

>>51752121
Harlot

What's the reason that no one from CouncilRyS has broke 1M subs?

>Option A
Birthday is a half-assed, soulless merch shilling stream.
>Result
Gura will look like a grifting bitch. Copebuds will claim she loves us, threads continue as usual.

>Option B
Birthday is a big event with lots of projects unvealed (possibly a concert)
>Result
Gura ghosted the fanbase and made them freak out solely to fuck with them. Copebuds will claim this is proof of nothing and she totally just wanted to do a BIG hecking surprise uwu :3 for her beloved chumbuds, threads continues as usual.

>Option C
No birthday stream
>Result
Threads continue as usual.

Is it safe to hope that after the bday stream she will announce a schedule and there will be more streams to come in the coming days?

>>51752241
lol
lmao

>>51752241
if she isn't in japan right now she will be soon so nope, I'm hoping she currently is because I want a studio stream

>>51752226
all of this is emotionally abusive behaviour. and it's not even a real relationship but a parasocial one. kek.

>>51752297
I thought she was in Japan before all of this and thats why there were no activity

>>51752226
>already coping AND having chumbuds rent free in his mind

>>51752226
>Ok fellow discord trannies this how we will complain no matter what happens
>Glory to the peoples republic and our new masters yacht
>Now maybe my daddy will see im not a failure and am a real woman sinc eim acting like one

I'm ready for the lovebombing.

I think Cover intern has no idea where the fuck Gura is and this is just a typical canned tweet

>>51752342
all of myth will be in japan by late june

>>51752408
this tweet will be like trying to put out a fire with kerosene if this ends up being the case

>>51752342
Being in Japan doesn't stop you from tweeting anything or writing a short member post. 3 fucking weeks of complete radio silence, she literally never disappeared for so long before. She was more active during the hiatus for fuck's same

>>51752408
There is 0(zero)% chance there will be no bday stream. Streams after that is another story...

Well out of the frying pan and into a potential fire. At least we now got a birthday stream but this is only the first hurdle cleared of many for Gura and Cover to repair the damage done these past months.
Will the Birthday stream be good?
Will it be just a merch shill in the end?
Will Gura return to regular streaming after this?
Will she or Cover on her behalf finally improve communications after the shit flinging that has occurred across a variety of social media platforms these past few weeks?

>>51752399
It's funny how old this post is and it's only continued to become more true over the years.

Lowkey hoping for a coffee mug merch to go with my bowl so I can have the ultimate breakfast setup.

I'm not yet ready to believe that Gura will really have a great birthday show prepared

>>51752408
>>51752517
>screenshot this
it is going to be prerecorded. probably 3d which was recorded in the mocap studio when she was in japan.
merch has been done for months because shit like that isn't something you just do in 2 days, it takes months to actually make merch on that level.
she won't acknowledge chat, or maybe she will with universal statements that are also preprecorded.

>>51752530
>Will Gura return to regular streaming after this?
why do you hurt yourself like this?

>>51752530
>Will the Birthday stream be good?
yes, because it's gura
>Will it be just a merch shill in the end?
yes, and I'll buy all of it
>Will Gura return to regular streaming after this?
yes, she will. you already lost
>Will she or Cover on her behalf finally improve communications after the shit flinging that has occurred across a variety of social media platforms these past few weeks?
this is literally only a "problem" for antis and other schizos like yourself

>>51752555
let's wait to see if there's actually a stream

>>51752530
>the damage done
jesus christ you love being drama queens

They announce 3D lives at least 2-3 days before so it's not going to be one. What else is there left to do? Just talk? Will she actually address anything? I doubt it. She will probably do a simple karaoke while trying her hardest to ignore chat.

>>51752411
minus Mori, as per tradition

>>51752650
based strongbud

>>51750817
terminal illnesses dont prevent you from tweeting once in a while

>>51752701
>heiyaaah chumbies i am excite, lets have some fun, garlic bread
>here's the merch
>ok byeeeeee

Burgers are waking up to the good news!

>>51752704
niiice, this JP trip is looking better now

>>51752728
No, but her being my penis's parking spot does.

>>51752701
yep

I had a dream last night that she returned for her birthday stream with a new 2D planning to be back full time but then immediately went back on hiatus after it caused drama with people saying it was disrespectful to her original rigger. This would be a very funny way to discover I'm a prophet.

>>51752701
she doesn't need to address anything because there's literally no real problem here unless you're an actual drama queen bitch boy faggot

>>51752728
Chammers...

Reminder that he was right

>>51752650
Based, need more people like you here

>>51752764
Not doing solo streams for a month and a half and then completely disappearing unannounced for more than 3 weeks without so much as a like on twitter isn't a problem according to you? Ogey

>>51752839
>Not doing solo streams for a month and a half and then completely disappearing unannounced for more than 3 weeks without so much as a like on twitter isn't a problem according to you?
yes because I actually like Gura, unlike you

>>51752754
she'll still stream more than Gura

>>51752823
What makes you think I'm reading all that? If it isn't code documentation I'm not reading more than 20 words.

>>51752839
You need to stop responding to trolls.

>>51752870
that text is all the cope antis have left at this point now that it's confirmed they lost

>>51752752
not a burger but still happy I woke up to more goob in the future

>>51752893
I don't care about what you autists screech about. I only care about me and what I think.

>>51752764
You don't consider her current situation and streaming output a problem in any way?
You sure sound like a fan who actually wants to watch her

>>51752936
>I only care about me and what I think.
Actually based. Fuck other people

>>51752936
>>51752979

>>51752965
>You don't consider her current situation and streaming output a problem in any way?
no, because unlike you I'm actually patient with my oshi and don't turn on her over stupid bullshit "problems" that aren't actually problems

>>51752226
I could see her ghosting the fanbase to fuck with them and it would be funny if we really found out that is why she did it.

>>51752650
>>51752861
Gigachad? More like gigacuck

>>51752965
no, she explained it already in her train stream and all I can and will do is patiently wait for her when she is ready to stream again

>>51752839
It depends what you mean by a problem.
Would it be great if she was active everyday? Sure.
Is it something you should hold against her? No.
Her being less active doesn't change who she is, she is still Gura we just see less of her

>>51753010
>it's not a problem because it's not a problem
Flawless reasoning cuckmaze

>>51753010
at this point you have been not getting to see your oshi on the regular for 1/3rd of her life.
to put that into perspective, that is like you getting to see your kids every three months from their 12th to 18th birthday, after having lived with them for the first 12 years. yeah...

They graduated Sana for less.
To be a loli shark instead.of a brown skin....

>>51753047
Whether it was for the lulz or out of spite or as "punishment", I think it's absolutely undeniable that it's intentional. An entire month of timelooping this shit and no copebud has been able to come up with a single explanation other than that.

It's like when your parents are divorced and your dad doesn't even bother to show up at your birthday or graduation.

>>51753096
the true cuck here is the guy who is so mentally bullwhipped that he can't even enjoy the streams and merch that we are actually getting at this point, i.e. (You)

>>51753147
>>51753193
uuh is there some kind of childhood trauma you guys have repressed or something? those examples are getting awfully personal

Do you think Aqua would build a tunnel into Goobas tridenthut once she comes back to work on it?

I'm getting tired of having to find someone else to watch cause Gura is a absentee oshi so fucking much. I just want her back at her old rate. I feel like throwing up saying this but I envy deadbeats for how hard Mori works. Fuck, 2021 me would kick the shit out of me for thinking like that.

i mean... is she even fucking streaming?
Where is the frame?
When is the time?
Why the fuck hasnt she said anything?

>>51753270
There's no way Gura will touch that place when she does eventually come back to minecraft next year. Just like every other abandoned project.

>>51753295
sounds like more of an issue with you being a weakbud than any kind of an issue with gura herself

>>51753333
Quads confirmed. Antis are weak both morally and in the upper body

>>51753359
not to mention that it's probably not even a real chumbud, but a deadbeat or some other trash trying to make their garbage oshi look better

>>51753251
yeah you got me. my story is not about you being in probably the most unhealthy relationship that I have ever witnessed but about me. fuck...

btw to spin my story further: imagine that at the 18th birthday of your kids, whom you have seen only once every three months for the last 6 years, your wive gives you the opportunity to buy her a house and a car for her and her new boyfriend to live in. but instead of fucking finally getting angry and doing something about it you go to your friend, who told you to sue your wive for the last 6 years, and tell him "see I was right, she does still love me".

Would you?

Gura is extremely cute, and I love her
Have a nice thread, chumbuds

>>51753187
what it did was divide everyone not only did it show who was the wost of the fans but also showed a lot of the big names who seemed to be our shit posters here starting fake rrats. So now Gura and Cover know who to look out for and who to have them help with projects if the time comes since some of them were established on Twitter and they are not going to start all over to try to rebuild their fanbase/art. Not only did a lot of the bad ones jump ship but in the end, it cleaned up her fanbase after it exploded as it did so I think she planned every bit of this and it was a very smart move on her part she really does think ahead. All she had to do was set around and do nothing for it to fix its self. It also let them know who the real people doxing her were so really I think they set and had a meeting and had planned all this out.

>>51753398
Stop using Guras friends and colleagues for shitposting

Gura pls make fun of fakebuds and antis in the stream, I'll kneel forever. Maybe title the stream "You really thought I was gone?" or something like that.

>>51753499
Dipshit

>>51753420
>btw to spin my story further: imagine that at the 18th birthday of your kids, whom you have seen only once every three months for the last 6 years, your wive gives you the opportunity to buy her a house and a car for her and her new boyfriend to live in. but instead of fucking finally getting angry and doing something about it you go to your friend, who told you to sue your wive for the last 6 years, and tell him "see I was right, she does still love me".
this is just a story about you being a cuck, which makes sense because your entire reason for being here is just to demonstrate how starved you are for chumbud cock now that the vtuber shark girl you hate is back

>>51753532
The thing is he may not be completely wrong.

>>51753535
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>51753519
nothing about that post was a shitpost, though.
it was completely warranted when they shit on gura just to act like mori is in any way respectable as a vtuber by comparison

Hi frens, not a chumbud but wishing your oshi a happy birthday. Take care of yourself accordingly and goom loads!

>>51753535
this story is not about me you moron. it literally always says "you". are you below elementary school levels of reading comprehension? it is to show you that even though you post these "gigachad" pics you are in fact the definition of a simp. the complete opposite of what you think you are.
and spinning shit like you did with this post makes it even more obvious to everyone.
get help. honestly.

question
are you actually going to buy merch?
I really dont think I can justify it at this point but idk.

I love it when my oshi ignores her fans and doesnt stream. It's BASED

I can't believe our sharky is back

>>51753621
You know everyone can see what you’re trying. The “I’m a deadbeat and i think Gura is ugly and stupid. T.deadbeat did i mention I’m a deadbeat and hate Gura BTW” “Fucking cuckbeats anting other girls REEEEEEE” falseflag is literally older than this fucking board. Much better shitposters than you have tried it.

>>51753684
depends on the price I'm having some money issues rn, most likely will only buy if it's some goood shit or cheap

>>51753705
i mean.... is she?
Where the hell is, anything at all? Still very possible management is just retarded.

>>51753656
>this story is not about me you moron. it literally always says "you"
which is funny because it's clearly a story about you, not me
>you are in fact the definition of a simp. the complete opposite of what you think you are.
it's pretty funny that you're admitting this about yourself so blatantly!

>>51753684
Only if it'san onahole molded on her actual cunny

>>51753499
Yes, but some of the big names after realizing what they did remove the comments they posted and then made alt accounts so if they were smart they had someone setting taking screenshots of it all to use agents them.

>>51753684
Fuck yeah. I was going to cancel my membership on the 30th but now I'm excited for her new merch

>>51753535
see
>>51753736
>money problems
>still wants to buy shit from an abusive egirl
this is so fucking sad to watch.

>>51753684
>are you actually going to buy merch?
yes, all of it because I have an actual well-paying job and enjoy supporting my oshi

>>51753684
Yes

>>51753821
i love you chadbud, keep fighting the good fight

>>51753751
roru did you really get gaslighted by antis into believing sharky wouldn't stream ON HER BD

>>51753755
kek. kindergarden level of "no you. no you". unbelievable.

>>51753802
I didn't asked you to white knight me anon, I'm not gonna sleep with you for protecting me from gura or something

>>51753621
you'd be surprised but people who do their job and visibly put in effort are respectable

>>51753839
not that was Gura herself

Decided to check out the average twitter thread, surely it can’t be that ba-

>guys if you think she should stream more than once a month you’re literally dehumanizing her
Are these people real?

GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU GURA I LOVE YOU

>>51753821
>Average Chumbud

i feel naught but pity for other fanbases but I wish them all well

BIG
FAT
SHARK
TAIL

I told you loving her unconditionally was the answer. I'm proud of the truebuds who didn't falter.

>>51753894
the average chumbud has never watched Gura

>>51752622
GO BACK

Would you be mad or laugh if it was Gura with an AI voice model on top, kinda like Neuro sama?

>>51753802
>calling gura an "abusive e-girl"
the exit is that way, anti
this is the wrong thread for you

>>51753894
read this thread. it's insane.
maybe some vtubers are right in calling out parasocial behaviour. this is just so fucking sad to see.

Fakebuds lost so hard today. This is their 9/11.

STILL THE REINING, DEFENDING, THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, THE LAST CHUMBIE

Remember when Gura used to sing for us? I miss those days. Sitting in a thread on the second monitor to gosling together with you.

post fat tails

>>51753981
The best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be

Real or grudgepost bait?

>>51753985

I just want you all to know that I have more faith in Gura returning better than ever literally more than I do in fucking Jesus (and I'm christian). All of you doubters and weakbuds are a disgrace and I will never forgive how many people faltered in the most crucial moment. I will always love Gura and I know my faith in her will be rewarded. Keep coping doubters and schizos, I've never been happier and more excited than in the lead up to this birthday.

>>51754016
you should thank him, when Goobs comes back she'll do it for truebuds like him, not faggy fakebuds like you

shark butt

I see the schizo seethe is in full swing already kek. I'm looking forward to laughing at 12 more hours of this culminating in ultimate cope at whatever she will announce during the stream.

>>51753956
>great idea using the gigachad meme for the exact opposite behavior. very meta. kudos.

>>51753978
>all they had to do was be patient
>fakebuds still failed
feels good to be part of the few that actually didn't act like beta boy manbitches

>>51753684
Depends on what it is. If it's something useful I will but two otherwise I will just buy one.

>>51754016
you're pathetic

fakebuds in shambles. Let's soundpost to celebrate Gura's coming back.

She needs your power more than ever.

>>51754070
everything except the announcement of her graduation would be a big L for most peoples future mental health here.

>>51753684
I hope she doesn't do signed merch so I can take some time to think about it. I kind of regret buying the daki/purse with how she's been since then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bGi0s6WR0Y Thoughts?

How many of you re-activated membership when you saw the announcement?

I'M SO GLAD SHE'S BACK BROS

what game would you like her to play this weekend?

<3

>>51754185
yea... ive been regretting my merch a bit too
>>51754217
nah, probably wont until she does a members stream at the very least
what she says today really determines if i even stick around another day

>>51754217
Never cancelled it

>>51754217
That would imply I was either weak or poor and canceled it at any point

WE FUCKING WON

>>51754217
member for a bit over 2 years and never thought about cancelling it

I hope everyone who unironically became an anti or cancelled membership or unsubscribed or left negative comments on her vods, or those who are just falseflagging/ samefagging would just leave and never come back. You aren't welcome here.

She's going to let me break her hymen for her birthday!

T o T

>>51754185
>>51754264
that's more of a problem with both of you drama queen ladies being fakebuds than any kind of issue with gura herself
plenty of people who would happily take your merch off your hands now that you've proven to be just too severely gay even for this as a hobby

*cunnyposts the threadshitters away*

>>51754343
You can still get b& for that kinda image

>>51754344
BARBS?

>>51754348
ok teanigger

We're getting a member karaoke tonight, I can feel it

>>51754217
What announcement?

omnom

>>51754217
I never canceled it because idk how

sex with a copebud

>>51754400
>literally admitted to cancelling membership
>deflects when called out for being a fakebud

>>51754016
Man I'm getting horny just thinking about him kicking me, shitposts me, antiing me, and fucking me so hard.

>>51754217
>He thought I cancel it

>>51754489
>spends 14 hours a day shitting up /ggg/
>still larping as a chumbud

Total fakebud death tonight

Are there any medicalbuds in the thread? What happens if say your shark sex friend gets too excited and bites your penis during sex and it leaves a mark? any advice?

>>51754778
Yes
Get some help

>>51750954
>shorky pulled thru
>consistent stream sched
lol

>>51753684
No

I remember how excited and motivated she was to practice songs for karaoke and generally very comfortable she was doing member streams before the bullshit 'gift membership' feature.

https://twitter.com/venromsfm/status/1668343737964187650

>>51754994
ugly drawn face

She's the last Myth member to show off her next outfit....
I wonder what it's going to be?

>>51753684
If it's acrylic tier probably not otherwise ye.

shart mornin

>If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned, but have not love, I gain nothing.
>Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
keep the faith fellow Chumbies. She will return.

>>51755067
sorry i had to do it

>>51755097
Help, how do you remove the hoodie? I'm too retarded to figure it out...

When is it going to appear on:
https://schedule.hololive.tv/ ?
I don't want to miss it.

>>51754994
I would super kidnap and ruin this princess.

>>51755067
Ame? Kiara?
Are you fucking mentally fucking retarded or something huuh? Are you? Dumb fucking motherfucker jesus christ

>>51755118
i dont know
i just appreciate flat 3d shart

>>51755067
Randoseru

>>51755050
what kind of creatures have crawled into this thread that are shitting on shouu

>>51755067
That’s just flat not true.
Of the new outfits it was Mori (nightgown), Mori (1 million cowboy) and Ina (big shirt). We know Kiara said hers was far behind everyone else’s so it’ll probably go Mori (sponsorship outfit) then Gura/Ame then Kiara.

Shitpost sisters, what's our angle if there's no merch?

>Gura's birthday stream starts
>you don't recognize her voice
>she can't remember her genmates names
>she calls her fans 'chumpets'
>she speaks fluent Japanese
>she insists that nothing has changed
How do you react?

y'all ready for the Official Gawr Gura Crocs?

>>51755164
I'll make 3D Gura porn if it's the last thing I'll do I WILL FIGURE IT OUT

>>51754382
The funniest pattern of /ggg/ is
>shitposter shitposts
>someone becomes convinced they’ll stop him by posting cunny
>shitposter goes to sleep/makes a catalog thread/ posts dox
>chumbud pretends posting cunny beat them
Just admit you want to post cunny instead of treating it like an act of heroism.

>>51755326
does she stream?

>>51755392
Every day.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here. She literally never disappeared for so long before fucking ever without literally any activity. It either has to be severe depression, severe health issues, family/irl problems or just good old fashioned burn out. And yet everyone are acting like everything is fine and dandy because yay she's going to stream on her birthday. Did I turn into a schizo or is everyone else a schizo?
Please I just want my shark back...

>>51755319
Fucking based, birthdays shouldn't be shameless cashgrabs

>>51755339
I would unironically kneel if it's going to be crocs

>>51755432
10/10
dont give a fuck

>>51754384
and jannies still don't get paid

>>51755460
It's literally antis in here trying to normalize the behavior and ruin her career.

>>51755118
If you're using blender, select Gura, press Tab to switch to Edit mode,. (Optional; Press A to select all, M>by distance. This makes the next step faster but fucks the hoodie up cause their mesh is a little weird)
Hover over part of her and press L to select everything linked to that, then X>Vertices to delete. Repeat until hoodie is gone.
Her collarbone area is fuckin weird, the guy who made those pictures edited it manually I guess

>>51755432
I'd be living a lie, and even a beautiful lie is corrupting to the soul

>>51750476
you mad?

i dont see any streams

>>51755617
You can press 3 to switch to face mode to make selecting easier, and you can press L multiple times to keep selecting more

I'm going to goom to Shion on Gura's birthday. Get fucked chumbies!

>>51755718
based
Gura probably doesnt deserve your goom today unless she actually addresses what has been going on

aqua > shion

>>51755737
Never mind, you convinced me to goom to Gura instead.

>No waiting room
>They think there's gonna be a stream
lol lmao

Everybody's talking about gura's birthday stream and all but where the fuck is she ? we haven't heard anything coming from her. How are you acting like everything is back to normal ?

>>51755812
>where the fuck is she
my bed

>>51755812
nothing is back to normal. Staff or more like some bot tweeted out "HEY ITS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY" Thats it.

>>51755850
But tweet said that she'll stream

Would you still love Gura if she canonically has shit brown nipples and sloppy roast beef sandwich vulva?

>>51756001
I mean Gura has said herself she will stream and didnt before so...
it doesnt really mean anything

>>51753251
Yes.

>>51756001
Either way we will find out what's happening in 11 hours. Now past today? Whole other fucking story

Kneel.

>>51756050
Nipples can be bleached.

>>51752226
C would actually look doubly bad because HololiveEN twitter announced there would be a stream. Management would look more incompetent than it already does.

>>51755460
It’s one guy spamming his folder of gigachad edits

>>51755460
Please understand, copebuds need a "victory" because this thread is their oshi, not Gura.
Despite the fact that everyone has been saying all along that the birthday stream is near-guaranteed due to merch shilling.

>>51756492
My oshi is Gura's little lady bits. T u T

>>51755460
you are seeing different stages of grief here. you are ahead, that's why it feels weird to you.
the gigachad guy might be actually deranged though.

twitter is going crazy with her disappearance, this will be nasty my fellow chumbuds

So you're telling me that management had to step in and remind people that its Gura's birthday because she couldn't be bothered?
Y-yay.. forced/prerecorded birthday incoming.

>>51756692
Everyone is just happy that the shark is coming. Seethe.

>>51756692
post some tweets than instead of just saying it
because all i see are rampant yesmen

waiting room?

>>51756692
Yeah all I can see is how they are crazy happy

>>51756775
here you go faggot

>>51756692
How is other people seething supposed to have any affect on me?

>>51756814
???????????????????????????????????????????????

JWU
Did Gura tweet or put up a frame yet?

>>51756878
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1671050254253449216
The link too because im just a nice guy

depression sucks, hope she didnt get that one.
nasty covid side effects

>>51756814
>Do you remember who this is?

Happy birthday, Gura!

>>51755460
Didn't you post a variation of this yesterday? Or was it the day before? Last week? Why shitpost the same thing if you have nothing to say? Maybe don't post?

>>51756814
>>51756956
retarded, ESL, or both?

>>51756975
its "Do you remember what day it is today?" anon, not "Do you remember who this is?"

fucking retard

SHE'S ALIVE

SHE LIKED THE TWEET
I REPEAT: SHE LIKED THE TWEET

GOOB

>>51757038
You see I misquoted it. As a joke.

kneel

WIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51757025
I assume you clicked the wrong posts to reply to. Who the fuck are you calling ESL?

Also side note even reddit isnt buying it.

Grungus tweet! Sorry Barb, she's MINE today.

>>51757148
Sounds like a fire hazard desu

>kakhovka dam destroyed
>budanov and zaluzhny missing
>gura missing
>budanov and zaluzhny appear
>gura appear
GURA PLS

>>51757148
As expected

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>51757148
There's a joke to be made here about the ratio of days streamed to days doing fuck all...

I'm happy for you chumbies

>>51757148
Holy shit she's alive

>>51757148
see
>>51756492
>Despite the fact that everyone has been saying all along that the birthday stream is near-guaranteed due to merch shilling.

TWEET
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>predictable lolsorandom joke tweet
Well, at least it's funnier than "le garlic bread"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY GOOB IS ALIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>51757148
The AI is on

GOOBA TODAY

ACTUAL TWITTER LIKES [REAL] TOO

>>51757148
thanks manager-san!

antis status?

>>51757148
This is so crazy LMAO I just stumbled across this tweet on my feed and wanted to check to see if you guys already posted it here and I was right. You guys are like vultures feasting for whatever scraps you can get buds goddamn.

Chumchads just can't stop winning

>>51757148
>math
Can't be her then

SHE'S GONNA STREAM ON THE ONE DAY SHE'S BASICALLY IS FORCED TOO!!
SHE'S SO BACK, GET HYPED

WIFE!

It's been one month, time to collect my pay

new likes!

We are so fucking back chumchads

51757332
>anon is to retarded to understand how notifications work
Your shit bate doesn't even deserve a (You)

gura :)

>>51754217
nah, its not an announcement from her, only fakebud bootlickers would believe management.

>>51757313
seething and deflection

>>51757351
Will she stream tho?

Hornybud status?

>>51757332
>straight up admitting you entered as a tourists for shitposting reasons.
How pathetic.

She better give an explanation tonight.

one last stream before the deep plunge and going away for good
>one last time to entertain the most loyal chumbuds

>>51757417
She won't

>>51757148
Cool she finally remembered that her fans exists.. after being silent for so long.. on her birthday.. where she'll most likely shill merch.. yay

I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW BROS ToT

>>51757417
her pretending nothing happened means a no

>>51757395
hanging onto that very last cope I see

Status update:
we ballin' --> WE'RE SO BACK

This whole situation is beyond my comprehension. Why is she like this ? What happened the last few weeks ? She literally decided to come back the day she has to actually stream for her birthday.

I'm so excited for Gura to talk about all the great streams and good times we had this year!

>>51757417
>lmao eksdee

I don't understand why you guys act like she's suddenly gonna start streaming and communicating regularly

>>51757417
She doesn't owe you an explanation. If you expect one don't talk about it, at least.

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
TCD

back for her merch lel expected that. Well be happy slavebuds, there isn't anything wrong with her, its time for her atm payout

Holy shit gura is actually alive what the fuck
Please stay for a while this time

>>51757342
patientbuds always win in the end

>>51757406
Yeah you guys are even stalking her likes to see if whatever activity of hers is legit I feel sorry for you buds for putting up with this abuse you should really move on and find a girl that actually cares about you

What did the HOLOLIVE reddit mean by this?

>>51757495
>Why is she like this ?
lazy or burnt out
>>51757514
totally, that would be way too parasocial to expect one

I heard goop goop! I love goop goop!

>>51757571
There's not a stream to pin yet

Is it too soon to grudge post on the """feistybuds""" aka as antis?

So if they do a year in review of stream for Gura like they did for Fauna, what moments will be used?

>>51757497
seriously though what is she gonna talk about? Is it really just gonna be merch shilling?

>>51757571
idk why my phone autocorrected hololive to all caps but thanks????

https://twitter.com/cutecafe_art/status/1671133297034887168
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY LIKING THIS?

we did it chumbuds
we made it

>>51757313
Trying to come up with the next desperate cope.

>>51757619
uhhh so we had a glorious 12 streams this months and uhhhh

>>51757417
Either she doesn't even read chat all stream, or we get a haha oopsie was busy!! tier excuse.
Fully expecting another ghosting right after this though.

>REV UP THOSE SUPAS CHUMBIES BECAUSE I SURE AM MONEY-HUNGRY

>>51757242
Streams to break days ratio 29:171

https://twitter.com/embunlebah/status/1671004952280567808
webm please

>>51757635
kanaru skinwalked and merch shilled then she dips again

>>51757655
>baby shark booty
what did she mean by this?

>>51757571
who cares they're literally ran by tranny, remember when Gura surpassed Kizuna Ai and Tranny chan is seething lmaoo

>>51757614
Feistychads were always going to win. Either we would get a stream or we would get to make fun of yesbuds.

>>51757614
>doombuds say she will just come back for the merch shill stream, break the ice with her typical lolsorandom meme tweet, never address the ghosting, complete the stream, and vanish again
>exactly that happens
>WE WON FELLOW COPEBUDS, WE WON

>>51757690
stick to ze chatgpt script gura!

I love my wife

OPEN UP THOSE WALLETS CHUMBIES IT'S MERCH SHILLING TIME

>>51757664
You sure are confident anon, how will you feel when she goes back to ghosting after she does the one stream that's basically mandatory?

The Queen has returned

>>51757712

MORE LIKES

>less than 12 hours away and no frame up yet
why the fuck is she a lazy bitch?

>>51757788
I keep waiting and loving her duh

>>51757801
to shill merch after a month of ghosting

>>51757788
Wait

>>51757702
thanks anon, I expect this ratio to become even funnier after today

>>51757847
Say it again without crying this time

Chances she actually addresses what has been going on?
I give it a 10% chance

>Antis seething ITT
Sad!

>>51757876
nta but aren't you the one crying since there's been nothing for a month?

>complaining on reddit worked again
Redditchads I kneel

>she's still liking
I missed like sprees so much

>copebuds taking this as a win
Sad!

TRUEBUDS WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT

Gawr Gura is Kirill Budanov

>>51757904
this but unironically
its clear the only reason management made that tweet was because of them

>>51757876
act this cocky again 2 weeks from now where you'll be right back to crying about how you miss her

>>51757904
go back reddit troon

>Gura liked this
https://twitter.com/venromsfm/status/1667849311659622400
wdsmbt

>YOU HEAR ME STOP BEING HAPPY CHUMFUCKS SHE IS JUST HERE TO SELL MERCH YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HYPER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP LOVING HER YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO HATE HER KEK ATM SIMP!!!!!
I don't care what will happen afterwards, I see shark, I happy. Simple as.

https://twitter.com/venromsfm/status/1667849311659622400
SMELL IMAGINED

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GURA GET PREGNANT GURA GET PREGNANT GURA GET PREGNANT GURA GET PREGNANT GURA GET PREGNANT GURA GET PREGNANT GURA

>>51757886
You won't get any details, but she'll admit she could've communicated better and that it's personal.