/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5135099

MY SIDE = IN ORBIT

Fuck off anti. Mori is perfect with big boobs

>>5135099
t. someone with actual taste for streamers

>>5135099
You did it you crazy sunuvabitch, you destroyed reddit!

>>5135161
Have sex.

point and life kids, he became a normalfag

>>5135099
You deserved that for listening to deadbeats. At least everything worked out for you

>>5135182
No dont let people who like Mori run the risk of passing on their inferior genetics.

>>5135099
Thanks for the chuckle you fucking retard

>>5135099
Well, if you're being serious, I'm happy for you. And you're right, no matter how normal you are, Mori's not a very good streamer.

I'm sorry you went through that, those deadcuck made you lose your way to the wizard
I'm so sorry

>>5135099
I believe this is real.

>>5135099
> A fag
> A normie

Seems most people doesn't like boring crackheads, she calls her fanbase deadbeats for a reason.

>>5135099

Mori out here changing people's life with her boring personality

>>5135099

>>5135099
>And so the moment of truth came, I finally touched grass, got myself a girlfriend, and had sex

Fucking lost.

>>5135161
Touch grass.

>>5135099
Yet you're still posting here?.... Hmm... Something is suspicious about this post...

>>5135432
He just want to flex on our faces

>>5135432
OP didn't want the normie life, he just wanted to prove us wronf

>>5135161
wet cardboard with big boobs is still wet cardboard

>>5135473
>Anon became a normie just to prove some other anons wrong
Weirder things have happened here, I love this place.

>>5135099
So now you are a normalfag. Your opinion matters even less.

Thank God anons didn't tell OP to kill himself

>>5135573
>he has not passed the Stag Door and been counted among the Know

>>5135099
Congrats!
t. deadbeat

>>5135099
I also told you to go fuck yourself OP

>>5135099
Now watch Miko

>>5135099
I had my neighbor put his penis in my butthole. I still think Mori should graduate.

>>5135161
>Get a girlfriend

>>5135165

Redditards BTFO'd

>>5135099
Good work dude, happy for you. I hope you continue to have a good life.

>>5135099
have sex (with me)
>>5136693
you know its a shitpost right?

>>5135161
Go lift something.

>>5135099
Kek anon they baited you, now you won't have magic powers

>>5135099
Everyone with half a brain knows these lines are deadbeat cope. If you don't support whores, who ruin your hobby, you must be a hikkineet in their eyes.
Props to you for improving your life. Getting fit means you can support your oshi for even longer(on average).
I hope Patricia was pretty and made your heart go doki doki.

>>5135099
>retard gets tricked into losing the opportunity to gain wizard powers

>>5135099
nice larp

>>5135161
This is just cringe plain and simple.

>>5135099
Have sex for a second time

>>5135099
>Mori ruined another anons life

>>5138811
Considering he’s probably still with the girl, that sounds achievable.

kek

you are never getting your wizard powers now...

>>5135099
based
she IS boring

>>5135099
While I didn't laugh, the buildup to the punchline was very well done. I applaud you anon.

>>5135099
What gets me, she's quite eager during her TTRPG collabs. I think she just should find something she likes.

>>5144291
One of the main symptoms of autism is getting excited for extremely specific topics and being unresponsive to everything else, not being able to even fake interest.

>>5135099
Cataclysmically based.

mori is the family guy of hololive

ITT: Rumaos

>>5135099
>touch grass
that's the kind of shit only twitter users say
who would've thought they invaded the board...

>>5135099
Based fucker.

>>5135099
Holy fucking kek

I just like how the 'have sex' crowd essentially boils down to twitter coomers telling you nutting somehow changes your perspective on life.

oOH NO NO NO NO

WHAT WILL THE REDDITORS SAY TO HIM NEXT????

>>5135099
>>5135182
>>5135221
>>5135218
>>5136418
>>5136771
Shut the fuck up. 2 years ago I had anons on /v/ tell me to have sex due to my Marie Rose obsession. So I fucked my fujo friend. When she revealed to me that she was pregnant I sought those anons help and all they could do was laugh and tell me good luck. Don't tell anyone to have sex. God dammit I hate fujos. She didn't even abort the kid

>>5135099
Touch grass didn't exist two months ago you liar.

>>5144609
According to /vt/ half of vtubers are two-faced/depressed individuals who don't like what they do also all neets and shut-ins with autism.
The ultimate cope of this board: thinking all people are like you.

Did you really take more effort to writing this then you ever have at pleasing a woman?

>>5153247
What the fuck did you just write

>>5153288
You literally don't what pleasing a woman is? I'm not surprised.

>>5153364
You literally don't know English ESL-chama
>person taking effort
>then
>to writing

>>5135099
>protein powder

/fit/kidneywojakconcern.jpg

>they tell him to have sex
>he does

>>5153364
>>5153247
>lmao I bet u dnt even eat ass laffin atchu

This is what you sound like.

>>5153688
You're gonna call me ESL when a non-standard sentence structure threw you for a loop?

>>5135099
Just watch the zoomer shark or female anime xQc. They at least do a good job pretending to care about being a vtuber and not just a streamer.

>>5150775
Im gonna make you a favor and not laugh

Who in their right mind fucks a fujo and cums inside?

>>5150775
>being so much of a virgin that you can't even use condoms properly

>>5135636
Cultist simulator is a boring shitty game that tries to keep your attention, by having awful time based and resource management mechanics, while dripfeeding the player half-decently written lore

>>5135099
Happy for you anon, just don't bank on having sex as making it in life, that's what I did and lost out on alot of good shit in life because I didn't think I needed anything else

>>5135099
Have sex.

>>5156033
>while dripfeeding the player half-decently written lore
You forgot that Kennedy double-dipped all of his writing so for most books you study there is a second or even third book later on that talks about the same thing.

>>5153046
Hey, if the shoe fits.

>>5135099
You forgot that which was most important.
>go back

>>5156164
Don't remind me, if I could ask for a refund I would.
I don't know what's with Kennedy and all the games he writes for being mechanically shit

>>5162637
In the case on Cultist Simulator the excuse is no budget. Could not tell you for the rest.

>Casually okaying a collab with pedomii

KANA.LUTO, DONUT, YOUR MAMA. What of them?!

>>5135099
Glad to hear it, OP. Regardless of what anyone says...the first person you should save is yourself.

>>5135099
Holy based

>>5135099
Even if this isn't true it's hilarious. Well done. Though you shoulda known Mori would never not be boring.

>>5135099

leddit and twitterniggers eternally blown the fuck out

Kek OP you fucking autist

Sex is overrated. It's not worth the hassle of having a girlfriend for a few minutes of pleasure. Not to mention the risk of STD's and unplanned pregnancy. Just watch porn and masturbate.
What you should really yearn for are hugs and kisses.

>>5169924
Some girls are really worth the great fuck, but yeah they're infantile women, overgrown adults, emotional toddlers, most of them are like that especially nowadays.

>>5135099
you forgot to "kill yourself" anon

>>5135099
would call this fake and gay but fuck mori so based

>>5170156
Just the sheer comedic tone alone justifies it being fake and gay.

>>5170244
dont care still based

>>5135099
This is the exact moment OP became Heisenberg

>>5150775
hot

>>5135099
based, fuck mori

>>5163097
>kana
too autistic, it's impossible for both to agree on a collab
>Luto
too crass, she would have to tone it down a lot, she's also a HERfag
>Donut
dare?
>your mama
read her schedule

>>5135161
roommate blessed with big boobas?

>>5153858
yfw people unironically shame you for not putting your mouth near the place that shit comes out of

>>5135099
based thread

>>5135099
Once you realize it's just twitter coomers trying to bait you with some over importance about seeeeex, then you achieve full enlightenment. Fuck those anons, they're fake and gay anyways. Good Job OP, I hope life with your new gf is nice atleast. You deserve it, bro.

>>5135099
amazing thread

>>5135099
is this real

>>5135411
>not reading the minds of hololives
gay

>Makes Gura extremely uncomfortable during their first collab together
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Drags the entire generation into a series of extremely boring Overcooked 2 where she just mumbles to herself the whole time forcing collab partners to pick up the slack, despite being the one to start it
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Promises Kiara that they'd do weekly Minecraft streams where they could learn the game together, collabed MC exactly once one one month later and never again
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spends half an hour thanking superchats during her first Minecraft collab with Gura
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doxxes herself and then obnoxiously fake screams into the mic the entirety of the Secret Neighbor collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can't even be bothered to set up the game correctly for the first big Among Us collabs, is a massive anchor for the team and a wet blanket during meetings
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Was in a separate Discord channel thanking superchats during her second Among Us collab while her JP senpais all introduced themselves
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Played Lethal League with deadbeats while Ina literally stood there and watched, in what was supposed to be a Mori Ina collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Starts sulking when the punishment game comes up in Puyo Puyo Tetris, refuses to take part and brings the mood down
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Extremely and inexplicably rude to Kiara during the Takamori Q&A, nearly brought her to tears
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Doesn't know the first thing about Reine during their collab together, keeps calling her 'senpai' and actually thinks she's a Turkey character
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>According to Kiara, has overslept multiple collabs, forcing them to be delayed or rescheduled
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spoils the outfits for the Walfee outfit reveal collab, doesn't even try during the Jeopardy rounds and just types gibberish
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>was in a separate discord
>Completely uninterested during her Clubhouse 51 stream with Kiara, Kiara even has to pull out the fucking weather deck to try and get any sort of response from Mori
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Spent 2 hours saying absolutely nothing but random autism grunts, as Kiara desperately tries to carry a conversation during their Shadowverse collab
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Can barely speak two words of Japanese during her Super Bunnyman stream with Rikka, forcing him to use English instead
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Completely shits the bed in the highly anticipated Coco Meme Review collab, exercising her usual "awkward sperg spamming stock phrases like naruhodo instead of holding an actual conversation" shtick to its fullest as Coco becomes more and more desperate to get ANY kind of reaction out of her and eventually asks 75k live viewers "is she always like this?"
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>made Gura wake up early on a day she had a stream later in the day
>replaced their game because it only has local play with a game that only has local play
>didn't install the game anywhere between the game being changed and the actual collab
>made a sleepy Gura wait 20 minutes only to have her experience about 0.5 to 2 second lag
>finally settle on Phasmophobia after all this struggling
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Collabed with anituber trash that is responsible for most of the casual fan flood from which casual doxfags and cucks who want male collabs can be traced to
>Way, way more prepared and enthusiastic for this than ANY of the collabs listed above
It's just one collab, Mori is actually really entertaining!
>Shows up to a literal who vtuber's birthday but never did a call in for her senpais
If you don't like it, don't watch it!

>>5135099
U win perfect

>>5184638
wow she's literally me

>>5135099

Based

>>5135099
>Be me
>Watch mori
>Guh, Naruhodo Nae
>Kneel
No accounting for taste

>>5169924
>Drinking water is overrated guys
>He tells people that are dying of dehydration and never tasted water

>twitter BTFO'd
>Reddit BTFO'd
>Niggers BTFO'd
>OP's GF's Pussy BTFO'd

>>5150775
>he’s too much of an asshole to pay child support
at least pay child support and profusely apologize and take care of your genetic offspring deadbeat.

>>5150775
>they’re called deadbeats
>he literally abandoned his kid with a fujo
>literally a deadbeat dad
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>5135099
pick up a foot ball

>>5135161
It's a model bro it's not real

Now you only need to gain height, take a shower, hit the weights, and get a clue.

>>5150775
>he didnt wife the fujo
faggot

>>5184638
You'd scream too if you parents named you Carrot

>>5199155
what?

>>5201295
>he doesn't know

>OP is pic related

>>5135099
Godspeed anon. I'm proud of you.

>>5135099
Please be real, I have not laughed this hard in ages.

>>5135099
Check'd and Kek'd

>>5135099

>>5184638
Yes, Mori sucks, but this isn't news to anyone.

>>5195112
Are you telling me that Mori's Double D's aren't real?

>>5154218
He's calling you an ESL because you clearly don't know how to structure a sentence.

>>5221559
She might have big T-D's, but she's got an F for personality

>>5135099
>OP's are turning from fags to chads

It's the end of an Era, Vtubers are now officially normified, I shall now unsub to all of them and go back to /biz/ and wsb, goodluck with your Mori's and Kiara's, oh and the Vshoujowhores

I'll be with Kaichou soon

>>5227559
This.

The Big Yab isn't one huge drop of an unfortunate circumstance, it's a succession of undesirable events, and it has already began.

>>5135099
Hey she had a good debut stream with the spaghetti spilling. It was only everything after that that sucked ass