/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hate women

I hate men

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I hate Bettel.

I hate Magni

I hate humanity

I hate myself

i LOVE vesper!

I hate ____(you)____

I hate Altare when he fujobaits

I fuck regis altare

I love regis altare

I love vesper

I hug regis altare

i love /MANS/

Why are altventurers like this

fuck you

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE MY FLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I used to lov /MANS/ but then the vgsisters attacked

>>50433486
I MISS FLAYFLAY UUUUUU

I love regis altare no matter what he does

>>50433486
oh no he has rosacea

I wish there was a maleuoh thread so the machiroons could take their pedo tendencies there

>>50433486
I hope he posts his schedule soon.....

the heck is this thread kek

Camp counselor Magni promising delinquent Axel a good time every day that he doesn't land in detention

tempus dakimakura when

>>50433614
Its when no one in all of hololive is streaming

Post more Tempus itabags

>>50433662
What do you mean, Mio is singing right now.

Flayon schedule!
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1663422889540952064

its only machiroons and hakkitos that i see itt at these times

>>50433650
Camp counselor Magni giving delinquent Axel a good time every day in detention

>>50433590
Wtf as soon as I post this he puts it up
Flayon is /here/

>>50432615
No but when he drew Magnolia the first time I did.

>>50433884
/MANS/ shifted a long time ago.

>>50433035
Amen.

>>50433884
Can I offer you an insomniac magmite during these dead hours?

>>50433901
already confirmed as soon as he pulled the "yeah, me" thing with Hakka.

>>50433886
Even better t b h. Magni calling Axel a bad boys for getting in fights all the time, helping him vent his frustrations in a more... efficient way

>>50433536
HOLD TIGHT
>>50433563
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>50433741
lol
>>50433901
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FLAY I THINK YOU ARE REALLY GREAT! ROOTING FOR YOU ALWAYS!!!!!!!!

>>50434110
Flayon if you read this just know you are amazing and i'm so excited for your birthday! Keep being you!

>>50434075
Yes, in exchange you'll get an insomniac vestie

good night /MANS/ i love my retarded jobber jester, i love his equally retarded hot twin brother, and i love you~

Schedule get, time to sleep. rest well /MANS/

>>50434663
>>50434321
Night night, sleep tight you two

I predict Magni is gonna have a huge ego when he gets overwhelming support for his 1.5. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

>>50434772
i predict his 1.5 barely changes anything

>>50434772
Good because he is in his most inspired and creative moments when he feels like that
Bad when he starts to come down and feel like no one understands him and everything depends on him

I absolutely refuse to believe Flayon is /here/ The notion that he even glanced at how I want him to throw homophobic slurs at me while he rapes makes me wanna hang myself in minecraft

Every tempus member are /here/

>>50435017
hi axel

fuck it I'm gavis bettel

>>50435017
AYO Aniki. Stop egosearching here. Get ready for Coach Carter watchalong my nigga

flay losing another prime bettel content. man, he loves bettel too much.
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1663432237180649472

>>50435092
WHERE'S THE VG KARAOKE YOU SLUT

>>50435092
Bettel I want to spit on you

>>50435092
R

>>50435092
Y

>>50435092
O

>>50435092
N

>>50435092
A

>>50435295
>>50435314
>>50435321
>>50435375
>>50435400
Congrats!

I miss the jobber /mans/ era...

I want to harapan Bettel, when he is feeling sick from eating too much trash food.

Sweet, tender, vanilla lovemaking with my adorable bettelwife

Why is Axel so extra cute in his menshi I love him so much

>>50435092
we did it https://files.catbox.moe/x6iwi3.mp4

>>50436141
RYNA

Had a crazy dream and I thought I would share before returning to my sleep cause I would definitely forget about it by the morning.
>Tempus summer trip
>They rent a house for a few weeks
>Everyone partying and having fun, lots of streams with different members doing all sorts of stuff
>By the second week Nowa starts getting weird
>He's been drinking too much with his meds
>He has a psychotic attack
>He brought a gun
>Starts shooting in the air
>Screaming super loud for Altare, he wants to kill him
>No one has the courage to talk him down, he's completely nuts
>When he enters the house in the dark Leader jumps on him and they start struggling
>Gun is on the floor
>Nowa is completely crazy and grabs a knife from his pocket
>Tries to stab Leader on the neck but he's struggling
>Axel gets the gun, he don't even know how to hold it properly
>Tells nowa to drop the knife
>Nowa tells him to choose who is gonna live
>Axel is crying, Leader starts to lose strength
>Axel shoots
>Nowa dies, Leader graduates, Axel takes a long break
>5 months later it's announced that Axel is also graduating
>But as a parting gift he's releasing an album
>A bunch of sad songs about his time with Tempus

>>50436141
>>50436172
jobber

>>50436172
I am the ultimate jobber

>>50436174
Wild

>>50436196
Hi Altare!

>>50436174
this will be real when the japan off collab happens, either that or leader fucking dies in the one forest

begni stocks are at an all time high. the BOYS!!!!! two collabs… and do you think he’d join DST… we’ll see…

Welp. I hope begni sister don't act annoying again

please insert your desired text

>>50436797
Anon I love this, you need to post it on twitter so they can see I think Shinri would laugh his ass off

Man, aniki really is such a sweet person.

Axel is a good boi

AAAAH FUCK WHY IS AXEL SO SWEET

Axel...... my heart just melted

>>50432700
>The last two thread op images are altare
Altventures really the most here fanbase huh

>>50436797
HOLY KEK

UUUOHHHHHHHHHH ANIKI FOOT *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* ToT

Axel……so sweet…ToT

>>50337566
tagging just in case it's missed but here's also a no textbox version, i'm not confident enough to make it witty https://files.catbox.moe/x4n0eh.png
>>50436874
ah i don't know i'm terrified of creeping out the boys with suggestive references... but thank you

where are the streams

>>50437997
behind you

>>50436694
t. insecure axmag sister

>>50438039

>>50437997
Do your JP reps with roberu

Help I can't sleep...

uh... so what was it? why he deleted

>>50438240
probably posted voice tweet without comment
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1663461934732042240

Has Flay mention what he is doing for his birthday? I wonder if he is one of the boys that would want something like call-ins

>>50438380
no it was some of his old day's picture, when he has a black hair.

High as fuck wondering what you call it when you wish one of the members of tempus was your family member, is that a form of platonic yume or some shit

>>50439095
Who do you want to be your family member? and which role too, a brother? a cousin? uncle?
Also I think it falls into parasocial a bit, the same goes with wanting a vtuber you like be your friend.

>>50439095
kind of a yume behavior because you can only have it in dreams

>>50439095
uh... but older brother magni looks nice. i wanna funny brother like him.

>>50435092
Suck my hard schlong Gavis Bettel. You slut. Make sure to swallow.

Podcast?

>>50439716
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

>>50433035
amen

>>50436797
KEK shinri's face

>>50439753
4-Way Pokemon Soul Link?

>nobody post genderbent Tempus anymore this past month
All the brothers left this thread already, there's only sisters now

>>50433035
Amen

>>50436174
Traumatized Axel is very hot

>>50440002
I see what you are doing and I hope it works lol

>>50436797
This is amazing!!

>>50440158
R

I'm waiting for Towa-ified Altare

we will ever get a green boy?

hakka's newest cover is shit? how did the quality of everything sink?

My wives
https://litter.catbox.moe/3ao507.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/y66jxh.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/vc4q8m.jfif
https://litter.catbox.moe/j12ziz.jpg

>>50440158
R

>>50440330
What you mean? I think the quality is the same. The only issue I had with it is how Hakka gave it too much of his own spin with that song, giving it too much force to lyrics that were just normal. Then again he does that with every song, it just that it was more noticeable in the last one.

>>50436797
Vesmachidrawanon how did I miss this.... sugoi

>>50440352
A

Ayo?
https://twitter.com/iid_otomedia/status/1663464352933109760

>>50440352
This is my favorite genderbent version of the boys. The art is already incredible but the fucking clothes design goes so hard.

>>50440393
Aniki's handwriting ToT

>>50440393
Oh yeah, he had a tiny interview in some random japanese magazine. I wonder what's the censored part on this.

>>50440002

>nobody post gay Tempus anymore this past month
All the sisters left this thread already, there's only brothers now

>>50440455
dicknbolz yo

>>50440484
That's right

>>50440378
the mixing is unbalanced and the music overpowers in some places. his "spin" on it really devalues his voice. he sounds less capable than bettel. the flow in the song structure is lost.
idk it's just messy.

>>50440498

>>50440484
I will never leave~

damn Aniki being a good brother
shoes were my favorit gift for my birthday as well

>>50440617
Thank you

>>50440631
this is so wrong, magnolia should be all dumpy, no tits

>>50440484

>>50440649
I don't personally disagree, I havent heard of the cover since it premiered. I thought it was okay but something bugged me about it too, since I dont know about music so I thought it was giving it its own spin but probably you are right about all of that.

>>50440649
I think you're being overly critical it's just a cover

>>50435720
We're still jobbing when it comes to baking threads.

>when there's dollops of peanut butter all over owner's dick n' balls

>>50436174
>Magni will be the only HQ member left
No...

>>50438473
He's not gonna do call-ins. He'll probably do something like Hakka where it's just pre-recorded videos. None in Tempus will ever top Axel and Magni.

>>50439983
They don't have the perms anymore. It's fucking over.

>>50440329
April 7th, 2025. Mark the date.

>>50440955
>None in Tempus will ever top Magni.
DYRBI

>>50440484
congratulations on your filters finally working because I still see the occasional cock here and there here

Yeah I would. It would be gay not to

>>50441132

>>50440903
peanutbutteranon doko

>>50441057
I feel after 1.5. he's gonna top everyone in the guild

>>50440903
wait this reminds me what's alice fanart that axel asking on twitter for? did he use it on stream and I missed it

It's really a shame that VG is really distant from each other. They kind of exist in their own personal worlds that rarely intersect... Their sense of "unity" or whatever you want to call it is pretty low and that sucks :(

>>50441210
God I hope he streams it

sniff altare

>>50441210
The model matters not as long as he is a bottom in soul

It's really a shame that HQ has become really distant from each other. They kind of exist in their own personal worlds that rarely intersect... Their sense of "unity" or whatever you want to call it is pretty low nowadays and that sucks :(

Magni did not draw himself any baby assets, praise be

hate magmites

sniff the fujo that is reading this

>>50441545
got me again..

>>50441545
*sniffs*
Smells like shame and cat.

I am so excited for Axel's menshi watchalong! So looking forward to imagining myself cuddling him and being comfy with him while he talks about basketball hehe...

>>50433777
>schedule so bad not a single person responded
>not even for the trips

>>50436174
This is just a sneak peak of the eventual all HQ off collab

>>50440393
I'm so excited for this to come out!!! It's so cute, and I'm just ecstatic that Axel was given such a huge honour! It's a whole interview, and not just a slight passage- they even gave Tempus a pretty large spread! That's 4 (four) whole pages! I can't wait to get my own copy soon!

>>50441498
But just imagine Baby Gamer week. His background/scene is a crib. He has a baby’s body wearing a diaper. Pacifier, bib, bonnet, and a rattle toy. He’ll speak in a baby voice and cry here and there when he’s malding. He might even do a skit where he pees or shits himself. That’d be fun!

cute cute flay~
https://files.catbox.moe/mrm00i.mp4

I did my archive reps and regret it.
Why does Flayon have so many cum tributes

>>50439095
Too embarrassing to say, the scenario in my head is cringe fanfic shit
>>50439380
Naruhodo

>>50441498
Yet.

>>50433559
Same.

>>50436797
Ooh, thank you! I requested this one. <3

>>50442129
My husband is very adorable

>>50442255
Meant to reply to
>>50439358 not myself, gomen

>>50441883
What the fuck did i walk in on

Do (You) look at ao3 fics anons (horny or non horny)

>>50441883
Do Not. Axel if you just read that DO. NOT.

>>50442462
I do like once a week, thanks for reminding me. New axmag fanfic, thank you to the author~ Chu chu chu~

>>50442462
Not consistently but occasionally. I will read horny first but I really appreciate the non horny ones that like to flesh out lore or explore character dynamics.

i miss noir vesper the resident scholar of adventurers guild tempus and a member of holostars english.

i think axel syrios is pretty cool yo and kinda handsome ngl

I love Machina x Flayon

>>50442462
I usually wait for stuff to be recommended here because i'm lazy

>>50441883
Don't put this evil into the world...

>>50442677
>I love Machina x Flayon
I love Machina x Flayon

>>50441883
no

Fuck my life, I shouldn't have stayed up until morning. I'm too tired to watch Axel's watchalong when I'm sure he's gonna be a real big bro

>>50442647
tomorrow vestie

>>50442830
At least is not unarchived

>>50442816
>>I love Machina x Flayon
>I love Machina x Flayon
I love Machina x Flayon

>>50442848
Yet... watch as he doxxes his lil bro

>this is the hard dom Gamer of tempus

>>50442830
Can't wait till he says nigga

Saw rpr doing a clipwatching stream and I was like "I wonder if he's watched any Stars Rust clips?". The first thing I see is him watching Shinri's nature documentary video of Altare and going "Is Altare short? How tall is Altare?". Sasuga.

where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab where is zetaxel collab

>>50442955
Congratulations. You just delayed the Collab by a year.

>>50442955
Tomorrow according to the leak

>>50442955
かわい

>>50442955
I wouldnt be surprised if the entire ship thing, or people like you, made them stop or put it in the backlog

>>50442953
Thats cute, glad he still keeps up with them every now and then despite not collabing for a while

>>50443008
I wouldn't really call that cute

>>50442955
>Collab begging this hard

>>50442462
The hands fic was so fucking good, I can't wait for the sequel

>>50442930
Even the hardest of doms should be allowed a weakness.

>>50443255
He jobs. Wouldn't surprise me that he dominates for a good five minutes and then jobs it resulting in domination loss

>>50442857
>>>I love Machina x Flayon
>>I love Machina x Flayon
>I love Machina x Flayon
I love Machina x Flayon

>>50443295
altare domination loss so good ToT

Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*


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>>50443295
I really can only see that happening with Axel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M52cTmz9CpE
Axel having a Coach Carter membership watchalong. Come by if you wish to join or just want to watch Coach Carter. I have to leave toward the end, so I'll make one of you control the pause button on the off chance Axel has to pause.
https://cytube(dot)xyz/r/mag

>>50443335
Remember when Axel almost tweeted that he was gonna fuck Altare and Magni in the ass? Why isn't there a fic about that

>>50443404
Kek yes, dingo should've done it

>>50443404
preach. i was waiting. anyone have the edited tweet?

I am going to punch Axel's ISP

Axel dancing to the music I'm the beginning.. my heart.

>>50444000 (me)
In*... :)

Who watches watchalongs without the movie?

>>50442930
He cute. But also evil.

>>50444109
I do since I'm at work

>>50443312
All the wives are accounted for

Temma HATES Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAKPsPZJKr8

>>50444372
Based.

How did Axel turn out so wholesome when all his friends are what they are

>>50444437
They didn't have otaku dads

>>50444437
He was always a good guy that got picked up by fucked people cause they noticed he was too retarded, every group has one of them.

>there's a reason why she is pregnant

ToT I want aniki to impregnate me..

>>50444372
I just saw this clip lol
I think is funny how a lot of senpai makes fun of his voice and how loud and nice he is

>>50444597
Aniki wild fr

Cute cute cute~

how do i learn python /mans/

If bettel, vesper, and magni were put in a room what happens

>>50444919
They sit there awkwardly making out until a top comes.

>>50444919
figure out how to create a triple ended dildo

>>50444919
dont the 3 of them drink a stupid amount given the chance? they would get so wasted and sing songs together probably

we hate regis altare

we rape regis altare

>>50444879
Is... Is Axel naked?

There is like two tops in Tempus and neither of them feels good to ship with Nowa...

>>50445239
You'll have to pry Altnowa from my cold, dead hands, I'll sail that ship alone if I must

>>50445239
There's like 1.5 at best. There's Altare, and then there's drunk/lazy/shy Axel + power bottoms.

What is love

>>50445319
I still really like it too. Magni's Rimworld was exhilarating

altnowa is dead as hell and sisters still get a thrill just from talking about it
the power

>>50445465
No ship is dead if there are still shippers around

>bettel has two magni collabs this week
A slut deprived...

>>50445652
Oh good, I thought he might still be asleep

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/YG1-MS9N7IM
https://youtu.be/YG1-MS9N7IM
https://youtu.be/YG1-MS9N7IM

daterape intro....

Axel mogu mogu so cute

Ah good, he's still dumb

>>50445795
i have no idea why it blurs in that way, what does it actually mean??

i miss rust...

>>50445869
kek dunno, it doesn't make a lot of sense to me

>Axel having twins
>Names them dik and bawls

Altare please don't show off how rushed your model looks up close

LOWRESTARE

That made actually laugh kek

altmorf...

not morf..

Morf jumping around the screen like a roach

He's so cute and evil this morning

>>50446019
Lizard eyes...

>happy birthday to y-
muted

altves crumbs tasty

lmao the voice crack

iris...

He knows...

>>50446146
He doesn't care about Vesper. It's all about Morf.

>Have you ever wanted to go fishing with me?
>I can give you that... and this big rod
Kill him.

why is he a cat today?

He's having a bit too much fun with that chicken power

>>50446252
Why does Altare ever do anything? There's no explaining

>>50446187
Altare wants to be pinned down by the disgusting roach, Vesper could never

What the fuck is this stream, he's spending more time fucking around and talking about random shit than actually playing the game...

remember Vesper confirmed Morf was him after midnight so technically its altnowa crumbs

>>50446454
How new?

The thumbnail art is cool kek

how is there still an hour left in this movie

Oh yeah the outlast collab, does Hakka get scared? He's the only one I haven't watched play horror games

kek

lol

>>50446454
I hope you did not watch Axel's Papers please stream...

That sound is actually disgusting.

>>50446579
All I remember from when I dropped in on Hakka's Outlast stream was him going "That's a penis!" and censoring the stream with the giant Hakkito

Spoodadude

KEK

Chest hate.

I'm not watching the movie so I am just gonna pretend that they had a huge gangbang when Axel said he would do the same thing

>>50446694
lol I remember seeing a clip of that

>>50446838
It was pretty much a pg-13 sex party so close enough

>>50444372
>HI TEMMA-SEN- [brbrbrbrbrbr]
Kowai...

How far off is he from finishing the game?

Unironically going to kill himself on stream when he does that

He's going to kill Flayon in the woods

leader wants to have gay sex with flayon out in the woods...

Shinri... he's moved on...

lmfao

>You're so nice! I'll follow you until the end!
>Aw. He doesn't know

Lol all the greynames in Altare's chat desperately trying to get him to mention Vesper when he brought up camping

Blue Lock is the first anime my brother has watched in like a decade

>>50447254
Vesper is the most experienced camper in Tempus, not that far fetched

blue lock is ok, I can't get too into sports anime honestly

>>50447310
After seeing how he did at that PC building stream, I don't really trust Vesper's skill at anything until we actually see it.

is he ok

Original preview

>>50442699
Well, does anyone have reccomendations for this anon

>>50447480
Never

almond real

Is Altare being cute today? I’m at work and can’t watch.

Altare saying Magni is so weird

"You purposely get injured so Nurse Magni can put a band-aid on you"
Almond real

>>50447529
4th room is haunted is always good stuff

>>50447571
Yes, he's dumb

>>50443295
Kek you reminded me of this post. >>50385725

kek

Is he calling Axel fat

>>50447654
Axel eats a fuck ton but he still has the young man metabolism

>>50447654
no... how did you get that at all

He's calling Vesper a cryptid.

Altare called Vesper an ugly bastard...

He talked about Vesper for over 2 minutes, rrats slain

>Vesper would be the lead counselor because he's so responsible and...
>Actually can I take that back about Vesper?
WDHMBT

Lunch lady Shinri...

>>50447812
KEK

>>50447740
ToT

"I would be the cute camper!'
Accurate

I find it interesting how Magni is a counselor and everyone everyone under gim in age are camp kids. Bettel is an enigma, who knows what he is

He would be a menace with Hakka, what lies

>>50436174
ISRAEL

>>50447893
A cute menace.

>>50447952
...F-fair

Alttel is really rising up in my shiplist, they are exactly as I wished from the first twitter interaction

Was he giving all the boys camp jobs? I missed it...

Oh my god the slime mouse

He has stubble right now

hate hate HATE regis altare

cute

aaiieee he's being cute

He's so cuuute~

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

I didn't think he'd survive that kek

This is definitely going to offend someone lmao

>>50438530
Link the pic?

we hate regis altare

I don't like pixel art, gomen

jwu saw flay schedule and i'm so happy he finally got a fighting game collab, he will finally be able to beat up his friend

owari da, he's so dumb

ew the eyeholes make my skin crawl

>>50447357
>Old as fuck
>Learned TI stuff by himself
>He only built PC for work or strong enough to run his old as fuck retro games
He doesn't know how to install modern graphics card what a scammer

>>50448504
Didn't he get his ass kicked last time he played smash?
I'm excited for all the collabs this week, my spirits have been lifted

>>50447357
I mean, we at least know that he has the capacity to stay alive for months on the road.

Altare's still using his childhood backpack...

Altare is denying the Stars leaders cover rrat...

>>50449345
no...

>>50449345
Owari da...

E G G L E S S

"No, I don't wanna be known for egg-laying!!"
Things one hears in an Altare stream...

>>50448407
like this one! but I checked the fan discord server and no tweets were there. so maybe it was a snitch? idk

I miss aniki.