/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>50350225
But i still can rape her.

>and therefore you should pay condom money for them and support male collabs instead
good one OP

>>50350225
suisei is literally birthing my child while I birth denial her with my dick right as I type this

>>50350485
It applies to all vtubers. Even if she doesn't have a boyfriend now, she eventually will, and you can do nothing about it.

>>50350225|
we are already married, I won

>>50350616
yeah, me

>>50350225
>Your oshi will NEVER be your girlfriend.
True
>You will NEVER have sex with her.
True
>She WILL find a lover who's better than you.
Maybe
>She WILL marry him.
Someone, probably
>She WILL keep streaming until the well of simp money dries up.
Probably
>She WILL keep streaming even while possessing a boyfriend or married.
Probably
>She WILL retire with a sizeable wealth.
Probably
>You will NEVER be able to punish her for betraying your feelings.
It's not a betrayal if she keeps the kayfabe alive
>You will NEVER have a chance.
Yes
>She WILL be happy while YOU will not.
I'm decently happy already, and I hope she will be as well

>>50350616
Corpses can't date anyone. No, I will not tell you what I meant by this.

>>50350225
Incorrect

>>50350737
based cuckGOD

>>50350225
>he thinks people here actually watch streams and not just hornypost and falseflag
ngmi

I'll create my own oshi, and then you'll be proven wrong.

>>50350616
>and therefore you should pay condom money for them and support male collabs instead

>>50350837

>>50350225
This is all incorrect because I'm not parasocial and I'm all for Suisei marrying her Girlfriend Mikochi.

Jokes on my oshi, I am getting married to someone else too.

>>50351074
You're already paying for condom money.

>>50351168
AkuSui

How dare you use Suisei to spout shit that EN cunts like Kronii and Ame actually have said. Fuck off.

>>50350225
Good, my oshi deserves someone better than a piece of shit like me

>>50351225
>and therefore you should pay condom money for them and support male collabs instead

>>50351607
Do you have brain damage?

>>50351395
>actually have said.

>>50350225
It's ok I have accepted that there is no way that such a perfect woman can be on her own, as long as I don't know and that's not going to stop me from trying.
She pulled me out of a 15 year hole of depression and human hatred, now I'm working out and every day is a little better thanks to her. I'm pretty happy tyvm.
Also she is better than you because she doesn't need to come to the asylum with crappy baits and prey on mentally ill loners.

>>50350225
I will date and rape her fans instead.

>>50353917
based cuckGOD

>>50354081
>ring finger longer than index

>>50350225
>Parasocial culture
Can always join the idol culture. Girlfriend isn't even in their vocabulary They're satisfied with just being single paypigs their whole life.
Still better than being a parasocial fuck

>>50354196
if I don't know it doesn't count as cuck

>>50350225
I don't mind any of that. I just need her stay with us until she retires

>>50350409
>You will NEVER be able to punish her for betraying your feelings.

>Your oshi will NEVER be your girlfriend.
Already is
>You will NEVER have sex with her.
Already have
>She WILL find a lover who's better than you.
Not possible, krug am greatest
>She WILL marry him.
nah she's too old to start again, I'm gonna propose soon
>She WILL keep streaming until the well of simp money dries up.
of course
>She WILL keep streaming even while possessing a boyfriend or married.
already does
>She WILL retire with a sizeable wealth.
Yeah, me too
>You will NEVER be able to punish her for betraying your feelings.
Never has, never will
>You will NEVER have a chance.
lol
>She WILL be happy while YOU will not.
We will be happy together. You dont seem so happy though

>>50354874
Based Krug.

>>50354874
>too old
Almost based

>>50350225
Choco will never get married

you are right. i commend you for telling the truth

>>50351314
GRAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

>>50354634
rape doesnt require feelings

>>50350225
yes, but I'm trash and I love Sui-chan enough so I wouldn't wish for her to ever go out with someone like me

>>50350409

>>50356464
Where's this smug little bean from

>>50354264
>yjk
>if you ignore all the false positives and negatives
>otherwise yjk

>>50350225
she will end up getting cheated and divorce anyway, only a faggot will tolerate his wife continuing to do that kind of job after marriage.

Sapling deflection thread.

Remember Fauna got less than 5k views today for Bioshock while prebious she can get ~8k.

>>50350225
Based. Death to Kronii.

>>50350409
It's not rape if she wants it

>>50350225
Isn't this pretty obvious? you should stop fantasizing about her OP, she will never be yours.

it's over

>>50357268

>>50350616
She will give up on dating after they keep disappearing.

>>50350485
rent free

>>50350225
I think you're mistaking my oshi with the actress that's playing her.
If she ends up retiring and living a good, long life, then good on her, but that has nothing to do with the character she's being paid to portray.

>>50350225
>your favourite film actress will never be your girlfriend, blablabla
Retard like you are the reason parasocial even a thing.

>>50350837
>watching an actor/actress/singer/VA you like have a family
>c-cuck
Ok retard, go back to Retardland.

>>50351607
Suiseischizo losing it, can't push graduation anymore.

>>50357268
>t. Nijinig/phasenig

>>50350225
My oshi is not an EN whore.

>>50350737
>Your oshi will NEVER be your girlfriend.
Probably true.

>You will NEVER have sex with her.
Yep, pipe dream.

>She WILL find a lover who's better than you.
Maybe

>She WILL marry him.
Someone, probably

>She WILL keep streaming until the well of simp money dries up.
Probably

>She WILL keep streaming even while possessing a boyfriend or married.
I dunno, maybe my JPs will? Or my daioshi whos EN but is in Nippon

>She WILL retire with a sizeable wealth.
Hopefully.

>You will NEVER be able to punish her for betraying your feelings.
Lol I never had the deep delusion others have. I may joke about it but I never actually think it.

>You will NEVER have a chance.
Yeah, everyone of them save one is too far and that exception has her own circles she'd see more than me unless my life turns around enough to afford living in Japan, Austria, or Canada.

>She WILL be happy while YOU will not.
I dont base my happiness on the impossible. This would not apply ever.

>>50350225
I was never under the delusion that I'd my oshi's lover because she's gay as fuck

>>50367613
She’s actually using this as a front for akusui

>>50367461
I can't believe there is a sane person in vt

>>50350225
>implying that I have a 3dpd oshi

>>50351314

>>50350409
FPBP

>>50350409
fpbp

>>50350925
Deadbeats aren't the only fanbase on this board.

>>50350225
Is this a cry for help OP? Are you hurting? Lonely? It's not a sin to show weakness but in order to grow as a person you need to want it for yourself. Please stop lashing out, the one your hurting most is yourself.

>>50350225
You forgot the part where she gets divorced, turns out her husband was an abusive cunt, she resorts to drugs and dies in a public restroom.

>>50350225
>Your oshi will NEVER be your girlfriend.
False, is my destiny to become her husband
>You will NEVER have sex with her.
Only sex after marriage
>She WILL find a lover who's better than you.
That's is my future me
>She WILL marry him.
Depends on the time we talking about
>She WILL keep streaming until the well of simp money dries up.
I would suggest to reached her goals then quit
>She WILL keep streaming even while possessing a boyfriend or married.
Comon anon I'm a nice guy
>She WILL retire with a sizeable wealth.
Hopefully but she doesn't know how economy work so...
>You will NEVER be able to punish her for betraying your feelings.
I agree, I cant
>You will NEVER have a chance.
Isnt a chance is the destiny
>She WILL be happy while YOU will not.
People doesn't work like that

>>50353917
Preying on mentally ill loners is literally the vtuber business model anon. Men who aren't subhuman losers aren't throwing $100 chat messages at anime girls, they're spending that money on either tangible goods or flashing cash to get actual pussy