/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

the vtubers are my personal clowns and that's the only thing they can fulfill in the void of my depression

>>50003877
you’re overthinking this, fauna; saplings just like you and enjoy the time you spend with them

Fauna is my mommy.

>>50003877
If I can befriend a guy whom I partied with a few times in WoW decades ago, surely I can expect to consider someone I spent hours with frequently a friend.
Not going for the dramatic "true friend" kind, of course. There are shit tons different degrees of "friends". Only dumb "so deeeeep" retards would try to make the distinction in casual contexts

>>50003932
>>50003985
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>>50004056
That's cool and all but did you read the first letter of every line

>>50003877
Do you say this to people who want them to be waifus? Cause they're even less capable of being waifus

>>50004145
WHOpRE…

>>50003877
You can suck my capipi.

>>50004456
Works on my machine.

>I love mommy. I have all of mommy's ASMR streams in a personalized playlist which I listen to on loop every waking morning every sleeping night and every moment in between almost religiously. I love my mommy.

>>50004145
she's a mother of course she's a "whore"

>Fauna's feet
Use my teeth to scrape off and eat all the delectably delicious calluses from underneath Fauna's Feet. Slurp and lick her toes. Nibble and chew on her nail polish covered toenails. And then I DEEPTHROAT her ENTIRE foot. I am the man I am today because of this cute Kirin. A feet Chad? No No No. A Feet GOD.

>>50004328
couldn't have explained it better

>>50004909
You cannot. You should not become a feet god.

>>50004328
Fuckin spot on, what a legend, im tok fuckin retarded to explain it like that

>>50004328
Except that the example isn't even parasocial and that this person is egotistical enough to think a streamer with 1000s of viewers are speaking to them only

>>50004328
I don't have the energy to argue about this stupid shit anymore but this pretty much sums up the problem perfectly and why I don't really want to watch Fauna anymore.
I was never under the delusion that I was friends with her in the sense that she was going to know me or something. But now I feel like just a number to her. Which is significantly worse than not feeling like you're friends with someone.

>>50005742
>scary word
Irrelevant. Point stands.

>>50004328
If you weren’t retarded you would know she needed to say that considering that groups of people love to try and dox vtubers, especially hololive, etc. But no, you are a retard and can’t realize that she needs to say that for them to hear it. Instead you will larp that you don’t think of her as a friend while thinking that when she talks it’s directly to you and not to a large audience. She will never be your friend keep coping.

>>50006956
> gets a stupid $10 troll superchat
> easily could have ignored or gave a non answer or laughed at it
> decides to use a bulldozer on an anthill, collateral damage be damned
Yeah man, you're right. She had no choice at all.

>>50003877
I want vtubers to pretend to be my lover or gf and do erotic GFE ASMR for me

look mom the retard made the same thread again! already samefagging to oblivion. mindbroken kek

Hey OP, >>49950382 is still in the board. Are you saying that shitposting has no meaning if your thread iasn't constantly at the top of the board?

>>50004145
WbHwOdpRE fuck you got me

>>50004328
Fauna feels guilty because she could never consider you her friend or more because she's already thinking of someone else possibly

>>50006956
How does that stop harassment? Harassers feel even more justified now.

>>50004328
This analogy misses the part where one of the patrons of the cafe publicly came up to the owner and, in a way that every single patron of the cafe could hear, asked her if she considers every single patron of the cafe to be her friends, and her response to that person was also overheard by every patron of the cafe. It completely warps the situation to make Fauna sound worse. It's not like she just said it out of the blue.

>>50004328
based
>>50009030
yea and the owner would joke about it and yea you are my buddy or some shit not give a fucking speech

>>50003877
>Why do you even want vtubers to be your friends?
Because actual friends are a soul-draining burden. But there's no burden with a vtuber because there's no genuine relationship to maintain. You just watch them stream and that's it. You don't have to put in any effort beyond that and your commitment to them ends the moment you close the browser tab. That's why feeling like a vtuber is your friend is infinitely superior to the utterly horrible experience of having "real" friends. Sadly Fauna doesn't get it because being a vegan turned her brain in to a piece of broccoli and made her retarded.

>>50003877
Ok fauna, now get off of VT

if the SC had said "wife", she would've recogized it as a joke, but because it said "friend", she decided to answer it seriously, for some reason.

>>50004026
no, she's not.

>>50003877
Fauna is precious, thanks OP for defending her against this neverending brigade of seething femanons and mentally ill trannies

>>50005743
I'm not saying you're bad faith or dishonest or anything, but what part of her main point did you interpret that from? Because it seems pretty hard to conclude what you supposedly did from this.
>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends
>I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know. But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun
>Put yourselves #1 always.
>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.
>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must.
>Please take care of yourselves.

>>50017848
OP is one of those shitposters. Look at the first letter of each sentence.