/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

Its feeling like a dino day

I love Gawr Gura and I hope she had a good day today and accomplished whatever she set out to do.

Stream tonight

See you all in 2 hours for the next thread

My wife Gura is a girl...

The two adderall I took by mistake are making me jittery and anxious and all my senses are incredibly sensitive.

Does anyone have an archive of all the membership wallpapers Gura posted Aug-Dec of last year? My hard drive died recently and I lost them.

Tomorrow will be better

>>49750168
don't give us hope like that. You know its not going to happen.

>>49750349
>>49750396

>>49750429
I would love one more stream this month. Yea a watch-along would be fun but still think it should be a gaming stream because I miss them.

What's happening here? Feels like we barely get 50 people posting per thread and we move slow as molasses

>>49750531
Well she said there was some weird game we'd never guess and also FNV so who knows.
>>49750539
no streams

Gura should prioritize streaming more over projects

>>49750242
I took slightly too much 2-FMA, I can relate..

>>49750539
Nothing to talk about, never streams to look forward to, just the same conversations and images over and over again.

>>49750270
Aug
https://litter.catbox.moe/dkelg2.png
Sep
https://litter.catbox.moe/mx8edx.png
Oct
https://litter.catbox.moe/h54pqp.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/r73uqv.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/1jbjlt.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/iq61nv.jpg
Dec
https://litter.catbox.moe/3brzdw.png

>>49750539
Either we're getting raided or we're just arguing and I think even raiders get sick of it eventually. I dunno if I'd call last thread slow, though.

>>49750643
Grim

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

Also, Cover is looking for staff
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1656587433969082368

Notes from managers might shed some light on what Gura has been doing
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1656917128526659586

>>49750647
Thanks, not him but I did lose the September one.

>>49750659
They've added "The thread is slow when we're not raiding" to their playlist.

>>49750539
i could horny post but im not horny right now. also this is still the most active split, somehow

>>49750647

>>49750647
Based, thank you. I was afraid I wouldn't be able to have these again.

>>49751032
Worst case just go beg the pirates until they reupload.

>>49750168
>>49750349
>>49750396
>complaining not even 24 hours after we just saw her
So this is where some of the saplings have gone during the hiatus.

She hates us

>>49751162
I don't know what saplings are like but if it's I MISS FAUNAAAAAA shit then I MISS GURAAAAAAAA is acceptable to post as soon as she says goodbye and mutes her mic.

>>49751162
it's not the same and I don't feel like arguing why

>>49750270
Thanks for reminding me of yet another thing Gura gave up on. Didn't she talk about wanting to do different flowers or something cute like that for each season? Fucking hell the things we could have...

>>49751301
Ame started and gave up on them too, releasing only one wallpaper. Seems like a management suggestion that they lost interest in.

>>49750584
>Well she said there was some weird game we'd never guess and also FNV so who knows.
yeah, because she will never tell or show us which game she meant.

>>49751301
She still remembers and wants to do more. She'll get around to it eventually.

The only stream type I actively want back is doodling streams. Now that's something Gura actually gave up on.

>>49751162
>Two weeks with no solo streams with no explanation
>Barely streamed at all so far this year
It's not even remotely comparable. Pretty much ever other EN fanbase has it good compared to us.

>>49751223

>>49750539
>slow
huh?

>>49750539
Slow threads last ~12 hours and we haven't had one of those since I think wednesday. They've been between 5-7 hours recently, excluding the threads when she was streaming yesterday.

>>49751223
We should spam I MISS GURA more. We have more of a right to do that compared to Saplings who get streams consistently.

I love her so much and I'm just way too far into this thing to actually start losing strength now of all times. I'll always support the shart with my head held high. Fuck I love her.

/ggg/ is faster during dead hours than splits with actual live streams. Now thats crazy.

>>49751601
For me, it's Gura doko

>>49751499
remind me to sc asking for it

Why is she doing this to us?

>>49751162
I just want her to love carpet-bomb us again, is that too much to ask

>>49751654
I'm not even watching Hololive right now. I figure most people here are the same.

>>49751654
I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

Sex with a fembud.

>>49751601
If you wanna post it anywhere, post it as a comment. That's one thing I usually don't see, though I'll admit I haven't checked in a while. Plenty of take your time sharky, plenty of where stream, no actual telling her how much we miss her.

>>49751726
im watching ninnor
i wouldnt be in this thread otherwise. all this thread is for is being menhera and shitposter containment when she isn’t live

>>49751816
It's because people have either become apathetic or left

>>49751816
I see it plenty. You're not reading the right comments.

I just like to post about the girl I love with my chumbuds
She comes, she doesn't come. She's still Gura and I still love her.

>>49751955
yeah I'm the one making her come

So it's a mixture of mega depressedbuds unable to find a way to hold themselves together and threadshitters taking advantage of the situation by amping it up making it seem worse, right?

>>49751955
She's coming for me, that's all that counts. ToT

>>49752061
Correct

>>49752061
And retards like you who act holier than thou by doing meta thread commentary

>>49752061
I don't believe the depressedbuds exist.

>>49752061
Yeah. I like to group up depressedbuds with the threadshitters because they go hand in hand.

>>49752061
Basically yes, but while you can call me a threadshitter for this if you want, while they're amping it up they aren't making it seem worse. It's bad. It's worse than it was before her break, that's bad any way you slice it.

>>49752061
Like at least 90% of the time, yeah.

>>49752141
You should probably take your meds and stop thinking every post you don't like is some psyop

>>49752211
I've seen too many mass deletions where it turns out every post I don't like is literally the same person.

>>49752135
Don't get so defensive, I'm just getting up to speed. I haven't been reading too much of it all.

New member post!

>>49752242
Yeah but it's also extremely obvious when it's actually the same person, he isn't very subtle.

>>49752250
No one cares about your analysis your larping dumb fuck

>>49752061
You guys keep saying threadshitting, but the only threadshitting about it I ever see is that one cuckposting faggot, but he does that all the time anyways so..?

Movie May may be cancelled but she'll play Outlast at least. I can feel it in my cock and balls

>>49752314
Alright jeez. Check out these Guras.

>>49752061
That's always been the gist of it. Sometimes i feel bad for the weak willed ones but they can be really catty whiny bitches. is what it is.

>>49752061
basically attention whores

>>49752394
My bad that was my hand

>>49751844
I'm loving her botw playthrough, just the kind of comfy game suited for ninners

>>49752466
>>49752438
I'd rather be a feisty bud than a retard who ignores the elephant in the room and lets this get worse

>>49752524
Then go be feisty where she can see it, what do you want me to do? Just remember that feisty means prodding her, not yelling at her.

>>49752485
>mfw I was Gura as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gJWJyx7I6s

>>49752524
wdym, Gura is pretty much the only EN I have no complaints about

>>49752619
No, being feisty means wanting to correct her.

>>49752674
Yeah man, surely you enjoy streams
Jump off you not even clip watcher

>>49752619
but there aren't any pre-chats I can be feisty in..

>>49752721
yeah I do, but other things matter more to me

>>49752792
Go away you fake fan

>>49752524
Thats right, keep on screaming about her on some anonymous image board. I'm sure she reads each and every one of your messages whoever you are.

Outside of my immediate family, Gura's voice is the most I've heard from another girl.

>>49752825
sorry that some things about her bother you

>>49752742
There's comment sections. Member comment sections, even public streams if you're not scared of darkmaze calling you a parasocial fuck or something. You can comment and still say something during the next prechat, you know, it's not one or the other. Also this image seems to have more booba than I remember.

>>49752827
Keep defending her shit behavior, I'm sure she's reading it

>>49752874
Don't be negative in prechat when it's not warranted. Unless you do something cool like call bjoarn a creep or something, otherwise just chill out. Gura is still around and she seems legitimately busy.
Gura doesn't want to constantly have to be making excuses for herself or making whiny members posts about why she isn't streaming.
She doesn't want constant pity or people worrying, she just wants to have a good time with her buds.

I feel like a lot of the complaining would go away if Gura made a member post every time her voice got fucked. She's only mentioning it as an aside and it feels like people aren't noticing that's happening.

No stream
No shorts
No member post
No twitter activity, not even art RT
Not a single word to us during collabs or any activity after the collab
She doesn't give a shit about us

>>49753021
That's great, but I'll bug her about cancelling her plans rather than swooshing by them without telling us regardless. It's a legitimate complaint that doesn't contradict her being busy, there's nothing wrong with airing it. It's THE complaint, and it's been an ongoing problem for a long time that's only gotten worse.

>>49752061
Pretty much.

>>49753178
>Not a single word to us during collabs
Watch streams. Gura addresses chat during collabs often.

>>49752874
In what universe does Gura read comments? Only in chat/pre-chat will she actually respond to anything you say.

>>49753178
Pretty much this. Fuck the retards who think this is okay or bend over backwards to make lame excuses. No one is too busy to bust out a 5 sentence member post weekly

>>49753301
She'll blacklist you if you are overly negative.

>>49753268
Yeah.. she adresses chat as KFP.. even though chumbies and hoomans are there too..

>>49753178
This must be why people get divorced so much, one day she just stops loving you. Maybe dying old and alone is the better option.

>>49753301
Well alright, don't try. No skin off my nose. Whether she reads comments or not varies by time of day in here, there's always one of you adamant that the opposite of whatever someone says about it is true.

>>49753268
Yeah and she thought of them as kfp and even addressesed chat as that when thanking people for watching

>>49753372
Did you know that you're KFP? It's true.

>>49753390
There was literal more member posts reposted word for word in the comments and it's been left undeleted. She doesn't read vod comments

>>49753344
Muh anxiety!
I really don't understand why she can't just reassure her audience she's around, still busy, still cares blah blah.
>b-but she said she was busy
Great. Pepper some interactions and updates here and there. Even if its "i'm going down the project list one by one but there's still a lot, thanks for the patience so far guys, I know its been low on content!"

>>49753442
Retard.

>>49753372
>>49753397
I think she looks at the ccv and thinks only kfp shows up

>>49753403
I'm suddenly a Kiara fan because Gura appears on her channel? Wild.

>>49753450
She doesn't want her members posts to just be constant excuses. Just drop it already bro, you keep trying to want Gura to be someone she isn't.

>>49753468
? Why would she let reposts of membership content stay up if she read comments?

>>49753450
Antis are writing Gura's member posts again! It's been a while. As always, if you're capable of writing the post, there is no need for her to make it.

Chumbies what are ya doin'?

>>49753450
Hell yeah even a mundane summary of what she's been up to all weeks would he nice to have like some other memberships have
>>49753525
It doesn't have to be excuses retard, just nice little check ins about how her day our week is going

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49753613
About to go for another ride. I never knew how many gnats there are outside. When I got home I was half bug.

>>49753565
The fuck you on about. Learn English.

>>49753516
Yes, exactly. You're watching her channel, you're KFP. There's no need to get your panties in a twist over her addressing you.

>>49753613
playing street fighter

>>49753564
At the very least, she puts up new wordfilters days before she even thinks about actually streaming. I don't think she'd bother if she didn't read comments at all, not that the filters help after people find out shortly after.

>>49753730
Those could be her invisible mods who knows

what would all the chumbies say
when the shark returns one day
and tells you she is going away

>>49753699
That was English. You learn it.

>>49753613
Playing a vn, thinking bout the gura fish.

>>49753613
ate gyro
gonna play hl alyx (no i haven't finished yet fuck you)
bitch at logitech to ship my thousand dollar wheel already
talk to randos in vrchat

>>49753801
No clearly you didn't understand what the post you were replying to was talking about. You inbred mongrel

>>49753613
Trying to write a report for my job but I can't seem to find my words

>>49753613
watching a show while waiting for Ame's stream to start. Im such a fucking sucker for case unboxings

>>49753860
You don't understand my post or the post I was replying to. Learn English.

>>49753708
Alright, I guess I'll just toss myself into a fryer then.

>>49753946
You clearly don't since you don't want cute gura member posts you anti. Go breed with your ugly overweight sister you inbred fuck

>>49753708
Then why does Kiara thank kfp separately when she's on other channels?

>>49754056
He's just rationalizing Gura only mentioning KFP.

>>49754056
you're not supposed to point that out

>>49754056
Are you serious? Kiara is unironically fucking weird with her relationship with KFP and has no sense of shame.That's why she sucks her own channel regulars off.

>>49754265
Alright nevermind, you're not rationalizing or even just doing more 'why would you want Gura to talk to us' shitposting, we've picked up an egg. Did you get kicked outta global again?

>>49754265
Man imagine having an oshi that genuinely seems to love you.. must be nice..

>>49753375
The only reason divorce happens is because women randomly stop loving the one they love for no reason. While men keep loving the person they love forever, women just lose interest. It's just how they are. They're too lazy to work on a relationship so they just give up. Gura is no different.

>>49754452
Harsh but true

>>49754375
No, that's just a fact. Kiara is parasocial as fuck, loves her chat, and has a bunch of names memorized. She doesn't view it as rude to address her chat in other collabs, even though it is. Gura not doing it is cute and modest, like she's visiting someone else's house and doesn't want to track mud all over the place.

>>49750647
all the links are dead...

they're shit-talking my oshi again

>>49754265
Well I wish Gura was 'parasocial' with us too

>>49754541
Working as intended.

>>49754524
How is it rude to thank both fanbases at the end of a collab? I'm pretty sure Mori does it too along with other EN. They either say 'thanks guys/everyone' or thanks x and y for watching

>>49754524
Well that's quite the departure from 'no sense of shame' and 'sucks her own channel regulars off' Egguardo.

These guys can't be serious

>>49754452
Yeah, that's why I'll just throw Gura into my streaming dungeon so I can love her forever.

>>49754718
Those are both true too. I don't see how you could say she doesn't suck her fanbase off when she's entering fucking voice chats with them, and having no sense of shame should be proven by the GURA YOUR STOMACH incident yesterday.

>>49754524
I agree that it's cute that she talks to the channel owner's fanbase. I also like it when other members talk to the chumbies when they're on Gura's channel
but that does mean she hasn't said a word to us in 2 weeks now, which doesn't feel great

>>49754807
I will never stop loving her. Ever. No matter how much she neglects the fans. I will still wait for her.

I want to see this girl who I am seriously in love with too, but you guys are being ridiculous.

>>49754850
I should clarify that I don't think sucking her fanbase off is a bad thing. I wish Gura would suck us off a little. Fuck her for the stomach thing though I'm still mad at her.

I understand that some of you might be frustrated with Gura's absence from streams and lack of communication, but it's important to consider a few things before jumping to conclusions. First and foremost, Gura is a human being with personal needs and boundaries. Just like anyone else, she might require breaks, time off, or privacy to recharge and take care of her mental well-being.

Secondly, Gura is part of Hololive English, and virtual YouTubers associated with agencies like Hololive have demanding schedules and workloads. Creating content, streaming, collaborations, and other engagements take a significant amount of time and effort. It's possible that Gura is currently occupied with behind-the-scenes work or other projects that require her attention. Prioritizing these tasks over regular streaming and communication is understandable given the limited time and energy available.

Lastly, Gura's popularity has skyrocketed, which means her responsibilities and priorities have likely shifted as well. With a larger following and increased demands, she may need to allocate her time and energy differently. This could involve reducing her involvement in certain online communities in order to focus on creating high-quality content and maintaining her overall well-being.

Instead of getting upset or assuming the worst, let's give Gura the benefit of the doubt and respect her choices. She has provided us with incredible content in the past, and I'm confident that she will return when she's ready. Let's continue to support her through other channels and trust that she is doing what's best for her career and personal life.

>>49754850
Shut up egg

>>49754987
OK chatgpt yesbud

>>49754524
this cope is just sad man

>>49751508
I envy the deadbeats sometimes. And the KFP. They always have shit to look forward to. There's always something new and exciting in the horizon for them, be it a song, project or what have you.

>>49754990
I like Kiara. Her being blunt, self-absorbed, and a little rude is part of her charm points. Except the stomach thing fuck her for that.

>>49754978
They aren't fans, just shitposters.

>>49754980
Yeah.. she only sucked us off once during the candy eating stream.

>>49754980
Had to take a second to rephrase after noticing you implied Gura doesn't love chat/her fans, eh. I'm kinda surprised at the tact, I was expecting you to just mask off and jump right into SHE HATES US

>>49754987
I gave her the benefit of the doubt for almost a year now and it's only gotten worse.

fuck gura
/ggg/ is my new oshi

>>49755104
You're overreacting to the stomach thing who gives a fuck. The people watching live didn't and you're trying to craft drama

>>49755220
d-doushio?

>>49755094
Same but the brrats as well. Bae just released a new original and has an EP on the way

>>49755220
Tags: mindbreak, ntr, gay, males only

From the twins come less laborious callings and a more agreeable way of life, provided by varied song and voices of harmonious tone, slender pipes, the melodies inborn in strings and the words fitted thereto: those so endowed find even work a pleasure. They would banish the arms of war, the trumpet's call and the gloom of old age: theirs is a life of ease and unfading youth spent in the arms of love. They also discover paths to the skies, complete with a survey of the heavens with numbers and measurements, and outstrip the flight of the stars. Nature yields to their genius, which it serves in all things. So many are the accomplishments of which the twins are fruitful.

>>49755275
Shit I forgot Bae's EP. I'm happy for them, Psycho was a banger. She's a great chuuba.

>>49755199
Hey, I understand that you claim to have given Gura the benefit of the doubt, but it's important to consider that everyone's expectations and levels of patience differ. Giving someone the benefit of the doubt means assuming the best intentions and allowing them the space and time they need without jumping to negative conclusions.

While you may have initially given Gura the benefit of the doubt, it's possible that your expectations were not met because they were too high or based on assumptions that may not align with reality. It's crucial to remember that virtual YouTubers, despite their online personas, are still individuals who have personal needs, boundaries, and limitations.

Didn't read the thread, still love Gura.

>>49755443
Stop posting chatgpt lazy fuck

>>49754987
didn't read

>>49755222
Nah, I think posting about something that upset my oshi in my oshi's thread is the appropriate place to do it. You're right that I've posted about it a lot today, expect me to post about it much more rarely in the future.

>>49755443
Yup having expectations at all is WAY too much.

>>49755576
Retard

>>49755600
While it's natural for fans to feel disappointed when their expectations aren't met, it's essential to consider the unpredictable nature of content creation, acknowledge the varied preferences of the audience, appreciate Gura's genuine interaction and authenticity, allow for personal growth, and recognize the overall positive impact she has had on her community. Gura's success and popularity are a testament to her ability to connect with her viewers and provide an enjoyable experience, even if there are occasional moments of disappointment for some fans.

Do you guys do nothing all day?

>>49755958
Your mom was late. I'll go back to u fucking her now

>>49755958
Define nothing. By most people's standards, yeah probably. Reposting Gura pasties.
https://twitter.com/avrilhelm/status/1659341046281560066

Sometimes the threads get so wacky they just wrap around and feel comfy to me again.
It's kinda nice to just check in every so many minutes and see where it's at now as I'm doing something else.

>>49756015
>I'll go back to u fucking her now

>>49755958
I'm at work, but I have to wait for deliveries, so I've got nothing to do at the moment.

Imagine thinking other fanbases have it better even for an instant. All of them are automatically wrong because they don't recognize Gura as the cutest, most perfect girl ever to exist.

>>49756015
>I'll go back to u fucking her now
holy BASED retard

>>49755958
I'm in an edge case where I'm usually stuck at home but still occupied enough that I don't get to sit down and relax for most of the day. I'd hope most of the others here all the time are desk jockies or NEETs though, for their own sake.

>>49756270
Isn't this what people just call cope?

Microwave auditory effect refers to the phenomenon that pulse-modulated microwave induces auditory perception. The head acts as an acoustic transducer to convert the microwave into a theremoelastic wave, thereby invoking bone conduction. I am exploring the application of the microwave auditory effect onto a novel telecommunication system as well as a conspiracy theory that the novel telecommunication induces psychosis with symptoms of hallucination and delusion.

>>49756394
coping is not think gura is the cutest

>>49756015
Holyshit esl, you crack me up

>>49756270
True. Our oshi is the cutest thing to ever grace the internet.

I didn't even notice it's her normal stream time, that's been happening a lot more lately...

>>49756473
Yeah whatever you say, junior.

>>49756488
typo = esl
You sure aren't smart

>>49756672
bless

vomit RP/ASMR when?

>>49756270
>the cutest, most perfect girl ever to exist.
but that's not The fembud reading this

>>49756889
>teases us with vomit noises after Kronii's subway stream
>never does it
Why...

>>49756889

Wife soon?

>>49756780
Nta but there isnt a cuter vtuber than gura.

>>49756780
nigga who da fucc is you calling junior

>>49757064
Sunday
Ina's birthday means we ainy getting anything.

>>49757202
Showing up on Ina's stream counts.

stream doko

>>49757356
in 37m
http://s.printf.cc/#a/13974usb

>>49757592
nigga I ain't clicking that shit

I'm glad we can all agree that Gura is the cutest girl around. But I need more proof of this.

I can't stop listening to AI Goomba's Cupid cover.

>>49757646
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/?tune=4625
here is a live one

>>49757667
same desu it's actually pretty good.

>>49757667
I haven't heard it yet

>>49757772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxE4fuds94
Give it a try, probably the best sounding AI Goomba cover out there.

>>49757772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxE4fuds94

Cool?

>>49757697
The fuck are you, a fed? People stopped clicking random links years ago.

>>49757917
M- Me?

>>49751726
So what's actually being said is that nobody has ever seen both gura and mumei in the same room am I right?

>>49757990
You too FATFUCK, you cool?

>>49757991
That's an online HAM radio, they tuned it to a Russian numbers station called The Buzzer

>>49757917
Ice cold

>>49757917
Always.

>>49757991
Open it in a VM then. Seven trumpets will sound.

>>49758142
Because that's not strange at all. I'm just going to ignore them.

need gawr sph
https://files.catbox.moe/jhwo2t.png

The collab with kiara was so good. I love my duaghter and wont let anyone touch her.

>>49757843
>>49757870
pretty good
hopefully real Gura sings it too

>>49758264
Apparently they don't have perms for the song, Kobo tried asking but was rejected.

AI Gura is my new oshi

>>49758313
Do the new joysound perms give them.access to new jp songs?

>>49758313
Couldn't she just do it unarchived?

Gura licks feet

You know I think I might love Gura the most
Can anybody refute this?

>>49758125
ye

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>49758432
You can think whatever you want, chumbie. But I KNOW I love her the most.

>>49758432
Sorry, but actually, I love her the most.
I married her after all .

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

I am the one who loves Gawr the most

she is going to love NUKE us soon

>>49758869
any day now..

Nothing is Real

Fear no more the lightning flash,
Nor the all-dreaded thunder stone;
Fear not slander, censure rash;
Thou hast finished joy and moan:
All lovers young, all lovers must
Consign to thee, and come to dust.

Nothing is Real

Jesus, was it you indeed
To flirt unkindly with my greed?
Promising eternal life
When you knew it was not right?
When you knew that what I'd need was willingness and comfort there?

Nothing is Real

>>49758432
I wrote this post

>>49758869
She love tsar bomba's me every day by continuing to exist

>>49758652
you're cute..

>>49758970
Gura is the only real thing

is this an actual schizo breakdown

>>49758801
Gawr needs a lot of love too, she and Gura are two sides of the same coin after all.

>>49759116
Sadposting some lyrics is pretty tame by any standard.

>>49759116
Maybe, maybe not? We just kind of get those every once in a while.

>>49758343
I think I'm going to try to create a tailor-made Gura AI chatbot. Not just a GPT / character.ai bot but one that would have access to recent knowledge and would be way more fitting to her writing style & content.
That's my PhD subject and I've already done this kind of things, I think it should be doable.

>>49759315
God speed

>>49759315
may the cunny shark goddess bless you on your journey

>>49759315
Can you share it with us when you're done?

Holy shit I just caught fatfuck in the middle of molting

>>49759315
ai is cringe

>>49759315
It's dangerous territory.
Don't fall in love with AI Gura

>>49759437
Alright let's go, something interesting!

>>49759437
Can't wait until I molt.

>>49759437
Just like Gura...they are

>>49753613
Watchin the ball game.

>>49759437
Fatfuck too fat for his shell

>>49759437
How big can our boi possibly get, anyway?

What a clean molt. As expected of fatfuck.

>>49759643
fatfuck is leaving her dna everywhere...

>>49759413
Yeah, I'll definitely try. My only worry is that it might cost a bit too much. GPUs are expensive

>>49759643
Beautiful.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

Look at these brats

who is buying all of Gura's skin and hair products to mix her scent at home?

Such a cool moment. I never get to see my shrimp molt since they do it at night most of the time.
>>49759621
Fatfuck is pretty old now, now sure how much bigger she can get

>>49759116
Round the Gundestrup cauldron You Could Feel the Sky.

>>49757667
>>49757843
i wonder how they're doing the layered voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LKgu_oEuo4

>>49759643
can I eat it

Why does she barely stream anymore? Is she busy, sick, or just lazy?

>>49759980
All three, baby.

>>49759871
im buying the makeup to wear too
i want her a part of me

>>49759980
>Is she busy, sick, or just lazy?
Yes. She already explained it with her ebb and flow talk.

>>49759437
>>49759643
>>49759879
so ethereal...

>>49759835
Can't I do more than look? They seem so soft in all of the best places.

>>49759746
Thank you!

>>49759980
she fell out of love with us. But not in a malicious or uncaring way. In fact it makes her feel sad and she misses the feeling. She still wants to spend time with us, and is spending as much as she can with us, but it's just not the same. Wish I could hug her and rekindle her love, because my love for her will never die.

>>49759746
Can I lend you the power of my 4080?

>>49759879
>>49759643
>>49759437
There's some sort of documentary music in my head that would fit this perfectly.

>>49759943
Fatfuck likes to eat her old shell. Sorry chumbie.

Alright frig off trying with the sadposting now, everyone's busy.

>>49760044
Ebb and flow doesn't work an as analogy when you barely stream for over a year.

i've listened to Gura's ASMR about 200 times now, and it's just not working anymore. All it is now is a series of noises that I have totally memorized, every blip, every pop. Can't tingle to it any more. I feel old... and alone.

>>49760386
Isn't it better if he gets it out now rather than later, if so? though maybe not since it'll probably be actually slow in about 2 hours

>>49760413
Chumbie... it's time to move on.

>>49760374
Fatfuck...

If she's gonna eb this much she could at least flow into my mouth once in a while...

Nyo...

>>49760413
I listen to the ear licking version now

>>49760468
There's nowhere to go. Touched by an angel for a short instant, then dropped back into a grey drab empty world. I listen to other asmr but it's all cope.

>>49760663
Oh you're larping. Have fun.

>>49760220
I'll probably be using a cloud plateform for running the models. But if I ever do something that is worthy enough I'll share the source code somewhere

I have the ranch dressing from my wendys salad that I didn't eat. I'm still a little hungry. Should I drink the dressing?

>>49753613
I am unironically improving myself
>lost 15 pounds in the last two weeks by improving my diet
>drinking 6 liters of water per day
>taking my career more seriously instead of coasting by
>developing marketable skills
>working on a lawncare side hustle
>dressing more stylishly instead of walking around looking like an unwashed bum all day
>learning how to cook
>putting together my own grow room
and weirdly I've got more energy now than I did back when I was a piece of shit layabout

>>49760413
Same desu

>>49760087
You can try. Expect to be bullied and blackmailed, though.

>>49760910
yes, it's the only way

>>49760244
On that note, I think I'll watch some documentaries on Youtube in a bit, the kind that Gura likes. Any recs? It's been awhile since I watched any.

>>49760386
clearly you're not if you're posting her

Gura the footfag

>>49761069
MY footfag

>>49760913
>>49760910
Based.

My ass hurts

>>49760970
I feel like I'm going to borf now. The consequences of my actions...

>>49760985
Stuff like Lemmino/Wendigoon/Internet Historian is what she likes

>>49760717
not really. she's humming wellerman now, still very touching.

>>49759894
God damn that sounds so fucking good. Scary good. It's awesome. I can't believe it doesn't have more views.

>>49761283
borf on mic and post the vocaroo so i can fap.

>>49760985
watch that 2 hour one about myhouse.wad. just like i'd shoot my .wad into her shussy.

>>49761589
It's just a little queasiness. I'd need to drink several times more to actually barf.

man this merch is kind of a let down
was hoping for more individual concert merch

>>49760913
Nice bud, be the chumbie Gura wants you to be.
My changes haven't been as big, but I've been moving up in my place of employment and I don't actually hate my job so much anymore.
People seem to really like and trust me there and I've found out out that a lot of girls over the few years I've been there we're really into me. I just was too insecure with myself to really believe it.
And with my steadily increasing income, maybe I'll be able to take more risks financially without this constant fear of fucking up and losing everything.

>>49761755
I'm pretty sure Gura doesn't make as much money from it so it can be shit for all I care.

>>49761823
it's a 50/50 cut so gura presumably gets 25%

>>49761823
source: it came to you in a dream

>>49761755
I swear the omocat stuff is made for girls.

>>49761908
i mean for her own merch
but yeah merch with all members probably doesnt even have a split

>>49761908
There's different cuts for different stuff. Presumably the cut for this concert merch is lower.

>>49761504
Don't let him discourage you, love her as you please.
>>49761823
Yeah I kinda don't care. Birthday stuff and daki, sure, general hololive merch nah.

>>49761929
i wear the track jacket and holomeet shirt all the time

licky guras sticky slitty

>>49761755
No GURA CENTA, no buy

>>49761928
Source: Fauna

>>49762092
This one?

>>49761755
cross off anyone not gura

>>49761795
I think lasting change has to be done for yourself. Become who you want to be bud. Don't feel like your changes are any less important just because they're not as big. As long as you're moving forward you're still alive. Stay strong chumbie.

>>49761755
That looks really nice. I'd buy it if I watched more than half the people on it.

>>49762195
proof next thread
inb4 that vague clip

>>49763059
The vague clip that literally says they don't get the same cut on everything?

>>49763114
no shit but how does that equate to 'her not getting shit'

>>49762092
imagine the taste

>>49762523
I know, ever since I took up the "fake it until you make it" mantra things have been looking better, within the year I'll be the lead in the shipping department of a big factory if I just keep rolling with it. Everything else I only declined because I only thought I couldn't do it.
But now I know that I can actually "make it", and not be one of those incompetent assholes that just fake it forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9tdBrpp1V0
gura made this as a babby

I require more of your images where Gura's cunny is the main focus.

>>49763607
>>49762523
>>49761795
this isn't your blog you massive faggots
go start a tumblr and post your mangina on it

>>49763908
it's my blog

>>49763908
Leave em be, nothing wrong with like three posts. Actual reps doers are allowed to post just as much as sadposters, some of us are working on ourselves. Not me, though, all downhill from here. My blog, you're welcome.

>>49763908
t. lazybud

>>49763908
And the rest of the sad ones haven't been "blogposting"?
It's fine, the thread's almost dead and it's not like I do this often.

>>49763908
>teehee time to derail the thread by baiting a bunch of anons into replying to my unnecessarily dramatic complaint about others derailing the thread

>>49764190
>>49764127
>>49764208
>>49764296
>>49764425
how is it gura related tho

>>49764425
>derail the thread
it's almost dead nerd

FUCK gura

>>49764473
Being inspired by her to do better even in her absence is just as on topic as shopping for a good bridge for maximum splatter the longer she's gone. shopping is the wrong word for it obviously, I'm not actually buying the bridge

This is being taken way too seriously. Try to relax.

>>49764564
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

puffy

has anyone noticed that theres two bakers, one that adds tiktok and then one that removes it until it gets added back
its a little funny

>>49763908
NTA but I lost 40 lbs since December and I like reading about other Chumbies doing their reps.

>>49764652
waow r u gonna graduated?

>>49764652
yea that's the most loosely related justification ever
i can literally talk about vtubers she collabed with a justification as weak as that

>>49764905
Yes, there's been a couple slapfights over it which was also a little funny.

>>49764526
IM TRYING

chumbies are cute
i bet gura dreams about dating a fan when she sleeps

At the end of the thread, at the end of the day. I still love Gura so fucking much!

>>49765151
Yeah, me

>>49765151
I’m the fan