/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

why is our oshi like this

I have an interview right as it starts...

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

give me the clips bros because im not gonna make it

>4am stream
Is she outside Japan?

>>49741725
yeah, at my house

she didn't sleep did she?

>>49741725
>>49741744
Do you motherfuckers not look at twitter?
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1659619552530173952

>>49741132
fatty

>>49741807
sorry i goofed

IRyS, push the stream back 30 mins お願いします.

>>49741915
no

>>49741725
Her date got canceled last minute and she went to sleep too early yesterday. She got really mad during the stream

>IRyS stream at noon
Damn this is comfy, beautiful sunny day too

>>49742139
The date went fine

She's streaming in the ultimate Eu timeframe but at the expense of her sleep....I love how far she'll go to spend time with me

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>More block game

>>49742289
>at the expense of her sleep
She slept plenty, especially considering she's been having trouble going to sleep recently. The schedule just got fucked up a little.

I love IRyS, she's a cute Zork.

>>49742511

I want to play EDF with her but i guess Minecraft fags are legion.

STREAM

>on vacation in japan
>great I can catch both EN and JP hours streams during downtime
>wake up in the middle of a night to a 4 AM frame
IRyS I love you but you’re killing me here

>>49742823
NEEDS MOAR DAKKA DAKKA

>>49743035
Bring me souvenirs.

>Just woke up
>IRyS stream
nice, I shall grind more granblue while I watch IRyS

Late NightRyS!

I love her loading screen animation, but is it blasphemy to say I absolutely hate the music?

>>49743289
>Late
Early.

>>49743096
I’m setting time aside to hunt for wife merch before I go. A little worried because idk if she’s very popular in Japan but hoping to find some

>>49743368

>Shlicked, slept, woke, block game

>check comments for tutorial
>every other post is "It didn't work for me"

>>49743446
It sounds like circus/clown music. Polka should steal it.

>>49743411
Good luck. I looked all over akihabara on like 3 different days when I was there 3 weeks ago. The only thing I found was one of the joysound collab coasters, couldn't even find one of the signed Weiss Schwarz cards in any of the 500 card stores.

>>49743368
yes, it's literally the only good IRyS-related track

she is truly jp. there are 3 creeper farms and she wont use any

>>49743591
HCH, Caesura and Gravity, just of the top of my head, are all way better.

>>49743514
kek or they have problems with it or it just doesn't work as intended

She is somehow consistently reading the worst advice from chat.

>>49743723
Getting one guy'd from everyguy.

>>49743723
It's really impressive how the entire chat can say the same thing for a whole 2 minutes and she doesn't see it.

>>49743723
She is simultaneously an avid backseater’s dream and nightmare

>Very interesting time
>EU prime time
It hurts

>>49743832
Have you tried being less European?

>>49743530
>circus/clown music
I'm pretty sure it's more in the classic genre than "Da! Da! Dadadadada! Da! Da! Da!"

How to breed?

I like Irys

>You come home one day to IRyS making your cats fuck

she is so sleep deprived her coordination is not working and her thoughts are not connecting

>>49744054
she just wants more pussy

>>49744113
>just woke up from a 5 hour sleep
>sleep deprived

>>49744113
>and her thoughts are not connecting
How could you possibly tell?

>>49744167
She's been sleep deprived, this shit doesn't go away unless you fix your schedule for a week or more.

>>49744287
Actually it does go away after a good night's sleep.

Kaela!

HOPESMITH BROS?!

the most successful irystocrat is online. god loves us

I'm getting buffering...

>Maybe they'll f-

>>49744668
me too

>>49744668
same

>>49744668
>>49744682
Yup.

>>49744668
un huh

>>49744668
Oh I thought it was just me...Well, on my pc it's buffering, but on my phone it's fine.

>>49744668
>>49744682
>>49744698
>>49744716
>>49744748
>>49744844
Works on my machine.

>>49744924
Same, they must be SEA

>>49744989
Chilling in the northeast.

Those poor buns. Being kind to nature my ass.

>>49744989
might as well be with all the homeless

>>49744989
U.S. was happening for a bit but stopped quickly

>>49744989
Midwest. You're probably a e*ropean, eww.

>>49745275
I'm a PST GOD

You all love cats right?

>>49745019
An awful bout of buffering just now.

CatRyS is kinda getting my cock hard with the meowing

>>49745317
*nyan*

>>49744844 (me)
Oh, now even my phone is buffering...

>>49745427
Jesus fucking christ dude

>>49745564
why do people hate this guy? he seems ok to me

>>49745692
I know you're here you faggot

Time to draw some CatRyS sex i won't i actually will though ;^)

>>49745564
>getting this flustered over a guy who's giving your oshi money

>>49745317
cat's are ok but i like doggos more

>150 gifts
I hate you faggots so much it's unreal

>>49745708
um.. thats not me if that's what you're thinking

It's been an hour. What has she accomplished?

Wait wait wait what?

>I demand you to romance each other
IRyStocrats....

>>49745855
She found a village to fullfill her lustful desires

>>49745855
Aside from making dudes boink.

>>49745829
I have never sent a giftsub and I doubt 98% of us here have either.
Blame the discord faggots

She seriously can't stop thinking about romance and sex huh

>>49746014
Two of those are /here/ fags

>>49746030
"breeding"

>hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife
i didn't expect to hear that today or from her

>>49746034
I did the math and it could only be 1 of us here going by ip count gifting subs by your statistics

>greeniggers seething over gifted subs
Will never not be funny.

>>49746116
Anon that meant 2 of them sent 100 gift subs for 0 reason but attention

IRySoHorny

Hey, guys. I'm gonna build a creeper farm or some crap
>spends whole stream making various animals and two guys fuck

I know I shouldn't be surprised, but...

>>49746204
What happened to that plan to make a creeper farm? What's she doing right now? I'm lost.

Did I just watch Abe's biopic?

>>49746227
It's why we love her.

>>49746274
Just one reason of many.

>>49746227
Reminder she spent 6 hours doing god knows what during a stream supposedly about finding a village to pillage

Would you attend IRyS’ Feed and Breed?

>>49746384
Wasn't that the one where she spent 3-4 of those hours spelunking? That was fun.

>>49746440
A what? Dinner and a fuck?

>>49746471
I guess that would be the best interpretation so yeah, let’s go with that

>>49746519
You're not talking about those weirdos who fatten up their girls, are you?

>>49746471
Yup and she almost lost it all kek

She wants to breed with Kaela...

>>49746705
Understandable.

>>49746705
she's just like me fr fr

>>49746030
IRyS is a pervert

Hey IRyS, should I watch Tengoku Daimakyou? I just got a plot twist(?) spoiled, and it made me interested even more.

Do you think she'll take an idol meeting soon? I want to sniff her chair.

>>49746605
No…

Is getting the cats to fuck part of the creeper machine or just a typical IRyS tangent?

>>49747216
yes but also very yes

Uhhhhh.... is it just me, or is this (and the last) stream is 720p?

>IRyS literally trying to herd cats

>>49747270
just (You)

>>49747270
I got 1080

>>49747382
>>49747392
What the fuck?

>>49747270
Refresh the page then dummy

she seems eager to sing
maybe karaoke tomorrow

>>49747428
I have already.

>>49747531
I'm playing poker tomorrow. Hopefully Sunday.

>>49747628
Tomorrow is Sunday

>>49747682
US time, not IRyS time.

>>49747419
Where do you live anon? I know twitch took Korea down to 720p a while ago, youtube might be doing the same.

>>49747771
Russia
I'm checking other channels, and they have their videos and stream VODs available at 1080p though. Fucking hell.

>>49747841
Ohhh there once was a Cheeb who hated the heebs and the name of that Cheeb was ChubbyRyS P.

Fatto catto love

THE FLATTENING

>>49748084
just doing what she wants to do to her model

>>49748084
Flat is justice

>>49748129
>>49748164
DISGUSTING

>>49747876
Tried using a different browser? I don't think russia should be affected by something like that

>>49748129
Good.

>>49748284
You're right, it's just Chrome for some reason. But it's my main browser, which I'd like to watch streams at 1080p in.

>>49748655
I'm guessing restarting the browser didn't help either? Another thing could be an extension messing things up.

Gaslight = firegas in IWySnese

>my sides

did i just miss 2hours of IWyS

>>49749151
Yeah, she was wondering where you were

is she extra horny today? she sounds hornier

>>49749151
You missed her punching a sheep, trying to breed men, trying to breed cats, then trying to breed turtles.

>>49749245
I was gonna say she’s probably hornier at night but it’s not technically night for her anymore

>>49749245
That's what you get with a fucked up sleep schedule

>>49749042
This is possible. Open the extensions page and turn one off and back on at random. Sometime that's enough to snap it out of it.

>>49749042
Yeah. I didn't install any new addons recently though. And some other streams live right now have 1080p available. But not IRyS' or today's Holo streams. And her old VODs are missing quality options as well, but not all.
At the same time, other browsers (chromium-based too) have them. And youtube app on my phone, connected through VPN has 1080p as well. But not Chrome browser.

https://twitter.com/corruptzer0/status/1659649252853964800

>>49749245
She masturbates to sleep, since she's sleepy right now, she wants to masturbate but she decided to stream instead because she misses her 5k boyfriends.

I love IRyS, she's a cute scute

>>49749245
She missed her usual before bed masturbation session today since she had a nap.

What's the purpose of the cat in this?

I really like her voice, she kinda reminds me of an en indie, but more calm

How will IRyS react to ComicLO publishing bimonthly/every other month from now on?

>>49750049
Her voice is fantastic, but for me it's her laugh that's off the harts perfect.

>>49750049
Funny
It's the opposite for me
She reminds me of a small corpo EN, but younger and higher energy.

>>49750171
"Bi what? Yes please!"

>>49750049
I always got Disney princess vibes from her voice.

>>49750171
this was the sadge news

>>49750171
>bimonthly
so twice a month???? holy based

>Don’t you try to rail-reel me
I’m starting to think she wants the vibrating controllers for something else

She HATES women

i now like momRyS

I swear to heck if T1 and T2 just, on the spot got snubbed by a random "Spaceballs is good" chat comment I'm gonna shit my pants

>>49750744
What about blades of glory?

Is Rodson's last name Dugnutt?

>>49750744
Hopefully someone tells her she has to watch star wars to even get it

Spaceballs IS good, but she needs to watch Star Wars first (even if offstream)

>>49750765
That too

>>49750744
cheebs why do you have to seethe so early?

So I sent the troubleshooting request through right click on the video as placebo, but I refreshed just now and 1080p is there. Not on the previous VODs though.

>>49750819
Fine we'll watch the Will Ferrells Sherlock movie

>wake up
>IRyS stream
Hell yes. It means she won't be streaming during my night shift today but I'll take it.

>>49750857
Liek robots

>>49750744
I hate Spaceballs and people who like Spaceballs

Guess I got some movie recs

>>49751009
i, robot when

>>49743832
This is a good time. A shame I slept through the first two hours though.
Thank god dehydration woke me up

>>49751086
kone...

>>49751155
Independence day, MiB, I am Legend, or Bad Boys would be better Will Smith movies

>>49751232
IRyS would absolutely hate the woman in I am Legend

>>49751232
true but i, robot has robots...what about wild wild west?

>>49751350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5mE5uhz9-E I can only think of Matt and Shanes Secret podcast when I hear that now

>>49751411
heh. i only remember it cause it's weird alternate history with a giant spider robot

>>49751350
reminder that in an alternate timeline will smith was neo

>>49751736
In another alternate timeline Stallone was The Terminator.

i gotta be awake in 4 hours and haven't slept

IRyS if it’s to big you don’t have to force it in and grunt so loud

>>49751797
last action hero watchalong when

>>49751905
jingle all the way for christmas watchalong too!

>>49751905
So glad someone got it.

I read somewhere that O.J. Simpson was considered for the terminator as well, but deemed too likable. I also read somewhere that that was bullshit.

I think Irys will really like the tom cruise king's
Collateral, the last samurai, top guns, mission impossible
There are plenty of "bromance" in those movies as well.

>>49752057
If she watches Top gun I can douzo post again

>>49752057
But in new top gun they replaced the homoerotic volleyball scene with coed not quite football.

>>49752057
Last Samurai is pure unadulterated kino. My favorite Cruise film.

>>49752057
>king's collateral
i will check this out later, don't think i've seen it
other ones would be fun watchalongs tho

>>49752306
It's just Collateral. I think he autocorrected "kino"

>>49752469
figured as much but still don't remember if i've seen it

>can’t find the hole

>i have memory loss
>need to sleep properly
no... the dementia...

OK, who said she wouldn't get lost in the mall? She can't find a hoe practically next to her building.

>>49752685
What hoe?

>>49752749
hole*

Shitty keyboard on this netbook.

>>49752685
she possesses knowledge that only mall rats would know though

IRyStobros... your oshi... She... She's dumb as a brick...

>>49752891
Yeah she's really cute!

>>49752849
Don't you try firegassing me. She's got the directional sens of a lemming.

>>49752891
Or a stone slab?

IRyS' shaky hands...

She has shacky hands.
Don't make me concern, IRyS. My mum has that issue too it's nerve damage and not good.

>>49753002
She's had them forever, some nerds just be shakey

Let me put some stuff away
>frees up 2 inv spaces

As expected.

>>49753042
I know her shoulders fucked, I'd forgotten the hands…

IRyS...

I have a shaky penis what does that mean...

The cause of her water breaking? Me. I'm being bornRyS.

IRyS doing minecraft construction gives me an aneurysm

>>49752891
We know

>>49753391
That means she's doing a great job

How stinky is IRyS today?

>>49753391
But she looks so cute doing it.

>>49753740
Fantastic smell today

Holy shit... she really is 5 feet tall...

Imagine IRyS streaming with her loli voice all the time...

>>49753841
I wanna manhandle her so bad...

>>49753740
boner-inducingly fragrant

>>49753740
Heavenly stench/10. I want to bury my nose in her damp violet bush.

>>49753841
yeahI think about that a lot…

>>49753841
Wait, what'd she say? I had to visit the whiz palace.

>>49754026
Haha smelly IDIOT you missed hours

>Wrong hole

>wrong hole

>>49754069

>>49753841
it activates my neurons alot

This is why I didn't vote to be IRyS's pet...

>>49754538
lol, no kidding. That's a deathwish if ever there was one.

>>49754538
I did. I don't think she could overpower me like a turtle.
I voted IRyS for everything anyway though because you can't have fun like that. Chum buds will ruin it by voting Gura for everything again anyway.
>>49738450

>>49754748
Bah, I'd rather not contribute to the problem and actually put thought into my answers. IRyS for laugh, no question, but I wanna be Ame's pet and Kiara's student.

LABOR!

Now push.

>>49754872
It'll happen anyway. There's literally no point in these surveys.
If they wanted to they could at least by somewhat scientific in their approach and ask an additional question like "Who is your oshi?", then you weight votes in favour of your oshi slightly less (say 0.5 points, instead of 1 points) to get a more true picture.
They could still game that but it might help.

When the fuck is she ending? Go to bed already. I wanna watch the Bae member stream in 20 minutes....

kek those comments were lying

>>49755135
So watch it, whore.
I'll stay here with IRyS for as long as necessary.

i voted IRyS for everything since that's what fanwars is all about.

Amazing

>>49755127
Simple answer is throw out every ballot with all one answer or even if one girl is greater than X.

>>49755158
The fact that you even fell for the most obvious bait
IRyStocrats are just like kronies

>doesn't know what a circadian rhythm is
>definitely doesn't know what a circadian rhythm is

>>49755339
I didn't fall for anything. I'm serious.
"I want to do X"
"Also, I don't want to do X. When is she going to finish?"
Fuck off.

If you're going to watch it watch it. If not shut up.

TAXES HATEEEEEEE

IRyS fails at adulting...

She sleeps at 9PM and wake up at 4PM that's some improvement i guess.

>>49755241
They'll find a way to game it anyway. Only a random sample size instead of asking everyone can help.

>>49755448
Anon...

You can tell that if she set up boundaries that Rick Zalenty(?) guy would go beyond schizo. I hear that name every stream.

>>49755448 (me)
4AM fucking typo.

Next stream will be members watchalong

Rrat: She's been trying incredibly hard lately because she was given the go ahead for the 1m sub reward. WE'RE GETTING A LOLI VERSION OF IRYS.

Midnight is just 12AM...

>IRyS doesn't have a AnimeWatched.txt
she is not /a/...

But she wouldn't know anyway. How much was watched at 1X and how much at 1.5?

>>49755895
I've probably watched over 500 different series by now. I have never made a list.

>>49755895
she’s way too lazy to sit down and curate a list when she could just be reading more mangos

>>49755895
She's /a/ by virtue of speed autism

BERS ERK

>oversized hoodieRyS
c-cute…

Those frenchfries when straight through me

Yes, plz come to bed all stinky.

https://twitter.com/_omocat/status/1659710530041556992

>>49756751
I don't like it

Mating with IRyS...

>>49757054
IRyS makes the turtle noise when I thrust...

>ugh i have to finish my signs
sorry for giving you money irys

>>49757054
>IRyS sitting on your lap wiggling around while you're inside her for the entirety of one of her streams.

>>49755505
@Wrixne
p sure hes here

>>49757054
That turtle in the thumbnail is what I would look like doing it

>>49755505
Every girl in EN has several names every stream. He is just one of ours

>>49757131
all mine

Tell IRyS about The World of Golden Eggs.

>>49757183
the mic would pick up the inkbrush noises though

Is she reading SCs or just chatting?

this is nice, bros.

>>49757614
yes

gacha brainrotRyS my beloved…

>>49757742
I don't have a gambling problem.
>sits back down at the slot machine

>GachaRyS
I will never understand why people spend $40 on this stuff.
(yes, I know there are whales that spend way more than that. that's just one ticket!)

>>49757915
What a waste of money, that's 4 IRyS reads

IRyS your dolphin ticket reps...

momoka mention

This last few months she's really leaned in to the Gyaru like way of speaking Japanese. It's great and makes me diamonds.

>>49758017
She did it earlier.
I checked chat to see the translation and it what just "I woke up earlier today" or something like that.

why is she so flirty in japanese...

>>49757351
I'd be surprised if she doesn't know about it already.

>>49758007
so many good doujins...

Guys do your reps. She just talked about being nude. Don't be one of those guys that miss a third of the horniest things she says

>>49758128
not enough

>>49758007
>>49758128
For me, it's Chie and Miria.

>>49758186
I didn't miss it I was being horny in chat

>>49758186

These kids going to bootcamp getting best wishes from actual anime girls while all i had was giving my gun a girl's name.

>>49758325
There's an old Shadman comic like this

>>49758186
I guess I'll get back to it later. She's not going to be streaming later again and I'll have nothing else to do.
I'm not going back to sleep either, that'd be very stupid.

>>49758007

>>49758277
>80 percent joking
huh?

>>49758186
I can't believe this is gonna be contributing factor to me learning japanese

>>49758427
So she's 20% serious. That's kind of good. Almost a quarter of seriousness.

>>49758427
she's 80% naked obviously

>>49758427
she was being snarky, she meant that she wasn't actually angry

>>49758457
We've been telling you for years at this point to do your reps

>>49758349
I bet even the shadowman was a kid in 2000.

>casual
i am pretty sure she gonna have her casual after holox...

>>49758325
you can still pretend to be going to bootcamp and get good wishes from her

>>49758523
Probably. They keep making her wait for everything. She's the lowest priority out of all of them

>>49758186
imagine not building a comprehensive weeb portfolio for years specifically for this purpose

>>49758523
If anything she should be getting it before them, but it's shillox.

>>49758523
wait wtf holox doesnt have casuals?

>>49758674
>3D > casual outfit
When will IRyS get a proper 3D?

Use my wood!

>>49758719
they need to make her tinier, give her a bigger head, and thicker limbs and then we're good

>>49758674
Yeah, they have been pretty screwed over on outfits as well.

will you follow her if she leaves holo, bros? Even if it means leaving cheebs behind? I would

>>49758827
of course not, I make it a habit to not follow any girl to their reincarnation.

>>49758818
yeah she needs to be shorter, they are making EN have model proportions compared to the JP and it's just doesn't feel the same. Marine's bigass head on her model is actually kino

>>49758827
cheeb will also exist don't worry

>>49758827
Already do.
She is the only one I love and trust and I will be with her forever.

>“Hey, let’s stop at Foodland. I like get one poke bowl.”
IRyS' dad talks like this.

>>49758566
Not only would i be lying to her but to myself..

>>49758827
It would suck if she leaves Holo because she's getting little support from management. This is a good environment for her and she feels happier and more "loose" than before Holo.

>>49758638
Redjuice doesn't' work.

>>49758827
she is the only one that keeps me around so yes

>>49759169
Nice deflection from your personal failures, manager.

TotK is boring.

>>49759250
This is true.
Even if it were Redjuice it still falls on management for not beating him with a stick.

>>49759287
no shit

>>49759169
It's clear from how much she stood up for him during the 2.0 debacle that it wasn't up to redjuice and was management being bitches.

>>49758827
I'll probably just stop watching vtubers and move on with my life.

I think she should just stop with the sc reading screen and just put the game on pause and read sc's. Her numbers aren't dropping as fast so it'll help her in the algorithm.

>>49759250
Management doesn't work.

>>49759354
No.

God, she's just too insanely likable.

>>49758827
I'd miss her interactions here and there with the other members that I like, but I would.

>>49758827
Hell yes i would, she's the only vtuber that i like anyways.

>>49758827
The only good thing out of HoloEN for me was helping me discover her.

>>49758827
I pretty much already do so yeah. Don't know who else I'd watch in Holo if that happened. I never thought I'd care about someone this much. This wasn't supposed to happen...

>>49758827
She's my oshi. How could I not?

>>49758827
If she leaves she'll be a 3view but i'll be a part of that 3view

>>49758007
Imagine IRyS wearing that

>>49759709
It'd be nobody for me. I'd just stop watching hololive altogether.

>>49758827
Yeah, she’s the only vtuber I watch at this point.

>>49759730
she doesn't have that much connection with other indies so she'll be pretty much a solo streamer. I love solo streams but the occasional collabs bring a new breath of fresh air

>>49758827
As long as it is not vshojo/mythic, I would

>>49758827
I wouldn't, at most i would check how she's doing once in a while but as of right now, she has like 100 extremely unlikeable dudes following her around i do NOT want to be part of that group.

>>49759922
I don't think she'd ever join a different company if she left hololive. She's not stupid.
For all the shit (or lack thereof) COVER throws her way, other companies would be worse.

>>49758827
No, she's not that entertaining. I would rather watch someone else. Without Hololive most of these girls would struggle to get 1000 viewers.

One meal a day again. Wonder how small she is irl.

>>49759999
why are you even here?

>>49759843
I watch clips of a bunch of different vtubers, but IRyS is the only one I watch live with any sort of regularity.

>>49758827
she's the main holo i watch at this point. so i guess i'd stick around

>>49760027
because he's a cunt.
>>49759999
he literally entered the thread just to say that.

Her mom thinks IRyS is a retard....

I wish she tries her best with her shit manager to get through things at Hololive. She can threaten a graduation to switch managers and get a better one. If after all things fail, I'd only watch her if she returned to being indie. I'd drop her if she joins another corpo though.

I didn't like the seiso voice

>>49760273
No, she thanks we are retards, so she should speak slow to us

>>49758827
I don’t know if I could keep watching EN without her. Too many reminders if she left and the other girls kept doing things

God debutRyS is such a dork.

>>49753841
IRyS needing to stand on her toes to kiss me!

>>49760295
Some of us are just deaf, Slow talk makes things easier to hear.

>>49760377
IRyS needing to stand on her toes to kiss my peepee

>>49760377
>driving her onto her toes as you thrust into her from behind

>>49760406
CAN YOU HEAR US NOW????

>>49760467
What?

I hate it.

>>49760695
What is that abomination?

speaking of, did anyone watch Shin Kamen Rider?

Multipass.

>>49760695
What the fuck are they fighting that it needs this combination?

>>49760818
Me.

>Teacher IRyS! Anon pooped his pants!

>>49760891
I want TeacheRyS to keep me after class.

>>49760695
this but with IRyStocrats and cheebs

>so many movies I wanna watch with you guys

>>49760695
i hate how it looks as a toy so much that it wraps back to me kinda liking it

>>49760966
Big beefy fat Cheebs arms and legs with an impossibly skinny GuyRyS body.

she just confessed her love to me...

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>>49761140
that you? me