/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

URUKA MATING PRESS

this thread will be better

yes pippants
yes pippanties

For me, it's Lia

this thread will be worse

NO PIPNIGS BELOW THIS RINE
_________________________________________

I will make sure this thread is worse.

THE WEST HAS FALLEN!
BILLIONS MUST JONG!

I want to pull her cute fingers backwards until they break and she lets out a high pitched scream

honestly ember should graduate and phase out

>>49720395
Silly fish, Lia has already eaten some of his tiles

I'm going to phase invade their wombs(not sexual just unbirth)

>>49720395

>>49720419
>sea slug
>snail
we have too many invertebrates in phase now desu

look at this shit man. it's crazy

>>49720413
rest well little pon, your critical thinking skills were put to the test today with that game

>>49720469
whoa man, that's crazy

>>49720385
wow, racist much?

>>49720434
Get chomboed Fishman

I want to hug the Pippa.

Has da michi always tweeted in english so frequently?

>>49720469
How'd you make this!?

Goodnight /pcg/. I await Tuesday

>>49720385
>raids your peaceful stream
>interrupts it for 5 minutes

I sleep
Pippa, ambivalent

>>49720590
Oyasumi.

>>49720590
what's on tuesday?

Phase invaders?

More like phase nepotims hires.

>>49720550
I don't think so, might be trying to capitalize on all the english viewers from the ER streams

>>49720638
and that's a good thing

>>49720612
The hopeful end to the Bussy Wars. Nanobussies mount a desperate attack to take down Xalabussy but can they get past his janny army? Well can they?!

cat sex

>>49720469
I have saved this gif. I will use it when the time comes.

>>49720638
I fucking love nepotism

>>49720612

>>49720714
neat

>>49720714
>eating the pad to conserve nutrients
smart

Dead hours? Do your Magnet reps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPxRNMbLZNA

>>49720764
dead hours? more like real chinchilla hours

>>49720799
But what about Wander reps?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5td_Q2bEE

>>49720890

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1659477931712806912
why won't pippa tell us?

All times EDT / UTC / JST

TBD - Michiru TBD
Link TBD

11:30 / 15:30 / 00:30 - Iori Pineapple on Pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJODTjHhgVg

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Remi Ace Combat 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbH3fKfur3c

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Panko Dark Souls 3
YT Link TBD

15:00 / 19:00 / 04:00 - Iori Fall Guys with Reina Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ3DzjJA6qg

TBD - Lumi Bramble
YT Link TBD

16:00 / 20:00 / 05:00 - Lia DND collab
ACEN

17:00 / 21:00 / 06:00 - Lumi WoW lore dive
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Shiina Grim Fandango remaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6tZAmPYv8

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa interview with Kirbopher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6onkLn0K1o0

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Nasa zatsu
YT Link TBD

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime cover release
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueWCdBFtuug

23:00 / 03:00 / 12:00 - Hime birthday stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x79ftiyCX30

00:00 / 04:00 / 13:00 - Erina Helltaker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt5ZMTASC7U

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>49721014
>still awake
Go to sleep Pippa

>>49721014
They're pink you dumbass. Whats wrong with you?

>>49720676
You can't just leak the Nano vs Xal cage fight like that bro what were you thinking?

I think Ember is cool

>>49721092
how can you be so certain?

>>49721143
yeah ember is pretty neat

>>49721149
The carpet almost always matches the drapes.

>>49721149
I spent last night trying to crochet a scarf with them using only my tongue

>>49721189
but pink is not exactly a natural hair colour
and pippa has black hair now as well

Lia is genuinely pretty fun but I fucking hate likers so much

Has any vtuber done a full listen of Everywhere At The End Of Time?

>>49721237
no but they should

I'm pretty sure her name is Amane.

Lia is genuinely pretty shit but I fucking lust after likers so much

>>49721266
we will see what prevails
maybe she gets a completely different nickname like slugma nuts LMAO

>>49721319
dizz nuts

[Phase Invader good news]
she is doing well :)

>>49721014
go to sleep you whore

>>49721351
Go to a different board, dog.

>muh facism

>>49721374
huh?

Goooooooood morning I'm pleased to say I slept for 3 whole hours and less pleased to discover we had like 3 threads in that time of just shouting.
Ah well.

>>49721546
check the last one it was kino near the end

>>49721546
go back to sleep

If God exists he is cruel

Wait, are we really going to treat these new hires as "Invaders" next to Lumi in the OP when they are using new personas and don't share any real theme with her? Shouldn't they go after Gen 2 since they are actually just Gen 2.5?

>>49721607
god hates jongers

>>49721607
if you show really dangerous pons don't be surprised when people turtle up and don't let you win

does anyone have a clip of the pippa reaction to the missile going bye bye ai?

>>49721608
phase connects calls them invaders so they are invaders
if you try to make this as issue i'm going to find you and put barbed wire up your ass

>>49721673
Please anon I need to find another thing in the OP to use to boss the thread around. Let me have this I'll suck your dick.

>>49721673
>make this as issue
Can't you people just act like adults for once without making everything into a debate between status quo shills vs. anti schizos?
Even if you ignore the Gen 2.5 part, they came after Gen 2 in the hiring order and going after them makes perfect sense.

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

>>49721711
I'm trans btw.

>30 Hours

>>49721749
wat

>>49721746
meant for >>49721720

>>49721720
>>49721608
>Wait, [pushes up glasses]
>act like adults guise
This anon enjoys penis.

>>49721757
Meant for >>49721746

>>49721720
No all the main gens should be grouped together 1-3 and then the invader garbage goes afterwards.

>>49721608

Yes we are.
No. They shouldn't.
>>49721720
Stop whining.
Irrelevant.

>>49721864
>invader garbage
Rude way to refer to Lumi anon.

Pippa love~!

>>49721864
>grouped together 1-3
Still makes a lot more sense than the current set up which amounts to baker faggot randomly decided something and threadtards are scared to spark another civil war over every little thing, so sure, why not. Just do that instead.

Actually we should go in reverse chronological order to give the fresh talent more exposure

>>49721881
Which anime is she from?

>>49721993
Panko should be the first name, because she is the duce of /pcg/.

>>49722021
You can't read a filename retard-chama?

>>49722021
Not just a tourist but blind too.

>>49722029
Manliest PC girl.

>>49722115
Pic related

>>49721962
Can you stop being such a faggot so it's easier to change things?

Good news Femchamas you don't have to seethe anymore cause she'll pick (you) for her harem!

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1659485241260773377
I want uruka to put my wooden chopstick into her mouth if you know what I mean

>>49722029
Panko should be hanged like him too.

>>49722146
Fuck off with your tone policing Karen shit, faggot. Act like a retard like you just did earlier, you get treated like one.

I had no idea this happened, i got instant mood boost

>>49722061
Fuck, why do I make such idiotic mistakes...

>>49722096
Shut up, I'm tired ok?

>>49722209
Potential kino incoming

>>49722189
I don't, please explain

>>49721962
It's always an ESL SEAnigger. Literally every time. I can't wait for China to rape and pillage your garbage countries.

>>49722290
I want to sex the bear

>>49722209
Nice!

>>49722301
Sorry,explain again? I'm a visual learner

>show that fucking with the OP is an easy way to make people mad and draw attention
>clowns start manufacturing reasons to fuck with the op
wow
who could have seen that coming

>>49722328

>>49722328
https://files.catbox.moe/vh5ouj.png

>>49722151
Pippa you gotta do the first step and recruit a wingman as your first girl.

>>49722417
Wtf is this real?

>>49722417
>>49722367
Hot

>>49722417
Manlet-chama...

I like Panko

>>49722144
>>49722115
Panko husband...

NINI

The sun is rising rabbits and rabbit to bed. No gorillas before 1pm EST rabbit.

>>49722573
Goodnight Doremu

>>49722584
Night Capipi

>>49722573
>>49722584
Sleep well

>>49722573
>>49722584
WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>49722652
BEGONE MOTH, GO FUCK A LAMP YOU WHORE

>>49722652
cruel

https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1659488972974993408?s=20
Jelly....

>>49722692
Why does she sound like she's dying?

>>49722745
>pulled a muscle
i hope she can still jong...

>>49722762
This is Wemi, she's always dying

>>49722745
Yes... yes... she's getting there...

God I want Lia to sit on my face and ride me rotten until she squirts!
And I want her to keep going after the fact until she can hump no more!

>>49721607
I don't think anyone's blind enough to not see exactly what you're doing.

ok

I don't have the energy to go through the archives, did something happen last night other than OP autism?

>>49722849
very cool

I love this Panda

>>49722849
>I abuse my pets

This triggers schizos in this thread.

>>49722849
so both tenma's and ember's cat are named theo

>>49722762
She's dying all the time but she was actively sick this audio.

>>49722849
I am weary of disgusting women.

>>49722919
>weary of disgusting women
I hope you like dick anon

>>49722919
your pet being sick doesn't really translate to you being disgusting anonymong

>>49722897
Only the ones who will no longer be able to call other posters ESL for using invaders instead of invader.

PIPKIN, KSON, NEURO AND FLAKES WILL BE MINE, OR THEY WILL BURN!

I just noticed that my area has a boba tea shop, and they even sell delicous looking pastries including macaroons.

https://twitter.com/RedPandaEveryHr
wait when did panko get a bot

Good morning gentlemen, I love Shiina

>>49723084
>the hypnosis is working

>>49723154
Thinking about trying it because I've always wanted to, and perhaps I could even find a cute girl.

>>49720638
That's all vtuber companies

>>49721905
It's the only way to refer to Lumi

>>49720638
Hololive Gamers was literally "Fubukis Friends" and that turned out great

>>49723290
>, and perhaps I could even find a cute girl.
For optimal results adjust your wardrobe. Thankfully boba shop girl-seeking clothes are decently sperg-friendly. Look for "Dark Academia" and pick and choose stuff from there to fit with what you already have.

>>49723413
Holy shit, Okayu is begging for sex in public...

>>49723439
Bro, dark academia is EXACTLY the style I have in mind!

>>49723477
Kek. Ya it's sort of "standard sperg treads up upgraded" give or take some things. The main difference is layering and wearing actually good shoes.
When girls say they like weird loners that's roughly the outfit they tend to imagine them wearing in my experience.

>>49723554
All I wear now is Hanes black long sleeve shirt, black track sweatpants, black crew socks with black Nikes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ebAIjwjBY
Phase Friend Sara is having an RP stream with (you).

All of Erina's Dark Souls waifus keep dying...

>>49723413
you can't compare western nepotism to japanese one.

>company is mostly women of Asian descent
>and then there’s Panko

>>49722189
Just use a fucking fork.

Moon Jelly isn’t nepotism.
She’s actually talented.
One day she wants to retire and become a housewife. You know who’s gonna marry her? That’s right, me. I want that.

>>49723737
you're kinda stupid

>>49723789
what you want me to say, and Lumi and Pippa?

>>49723737
Italians are honorary Japanese. The Japanese are also honorary white. Therefore Italians are white.

>>49723789
He very much is quite stupid. How does he not even understand that Italians are also Asian?

>>49723737
You know what company was all asian besides for like a member?
Tsunderia.
We’re becoming.

I like Lia only Lia always Lia

>>49723766
Correction she would've retired and become a housewife had her parents not said she needed to get a reputable degree first. A huge driver in falling Asian birth rates are that even those who want kids are kept from doing so by parental expectations.

>>49722849
i have a gore gif for this exact post saved up somewhere but i just can't find it

https://puzzle.aggie.io/ZACkMX

Lia island mexican

>find feetfags annoying and feet themselves unattractive
>just had a dream of Pippa showing her’s to me
What does this mean?

Is the Lia DND event being streamed or do we not know yet?

>>49723917
Become an uruka fan and lust after her forbidden feet.

so 3 talents that are 2view, thats the best the "poaching" king can do?

>>49724006
Who would you scout?

>>49723917
It means there's something about them you haven't quite reconciled yet. Dreams are just your brain's way of organizing what you've thought about and trying to make it all make sense. Although observing the process of your brain organizing it isn't helpful, when you wake up your thoughts and feelings about things are more resolute. It doesn't mean you suddenly like feet. It means your feelings about feet have solidified a little bit more.

>>49724033
I'm sure theres enough 3view vtubers on twitch, if he struggles bringing 4view.

>>49723940
we dont know yet. Lia said to keep a look out. If it is, it will probably be on >twitch

>>49724062
>>49724006
why would he bring girls with zero loyalty to the group

>>49724091
Why put them under phase invaders if he is bringing nobody and giving them a new name and model.

>>49723035
Fuck off Henri, you will be destroyed.

>>49724091
people thought Yuri had loyalty fwiw

wtb michiru giggle supercut

>>49723917

>>49724155
Bet those fingers can peel a banana real good.

Slugma is the best invader hire they have made. Better than Lumi. Hearing gen1 rave about her and what she has already done behind the scenes is all i need to know.
Jelly seems fine and will help gen2 and likely gen3 with their music.
Ember i dont know anything about and seems like a Kirsche level nepo hire on the surface, but maybe she is fun.

>>49724155
Pipper's grippers...

>>49724116
because they bypassed auditions, and were directly hired by him
>>49724123
and now she is out, even after giving up her ip. hiring random people with no bond to the group would bring disaster

>>49724197
The important thing with Slugma and Ember is that it is 2 more reasons for Lisa, Amiya, and Purin to join.

>>49724155
What do you call that feature where the 2nd and 3rd toe have an elevated crotch? and don't say inbreeding.

>>49724155

>>49724275
That's not uncommon.

>>49724230
The only “bond” that exists in Phase Connect is the one between Pippa, Tenma, Lia and Uruka.
So long as that bond is not broken, things are fine.

People thought Yuri was close with everyone and was the consummate team player and people might even quit if she left. Not the case as we found out. The company would not bat an eye if any gen2 left tomorrow. Hell the while gen could quit and life would go on as normal outside of the the theoretical black company shitposts that would last for a whole week

>>49724388
>People thought Yuri was close with everyone
Why are you lying, catalognig?

>>49724388
Most people assumed everyone would leave if she was fired unjustly which clearly was not the case considering there's no expose despite countless schizophrenic prayers. You can be friends with someone and still recognize that the consequences for their actions were fair.

Does anyone here know about Capsule Bunny?

>>49724388
Why do you sit in pcg all day and get mad about scenarios you create in your own head?

>>49724257
do you actually watch or care about any of them are you just wanking yourself over LE POACH COMPANY and board memes?

>>49724460
Exactly, and I'm glad everyone was so professional about handling it, even though some were clearly upset

>>49724495
>>49724460
You can stop samefagging now.

>>49724433
>now we are pretending Yuri didnt love Phase, literally called Sakana a father figure to her, her saying Lia, Airi, Uruka, Pippa were the friends she never had, her always shilling the company with her viral tweets, being one of only 2 people who had the Phase logo on the bottom of her screen at all times because that is how proud she was of the company
grim

>>49723737
Have you even read the Aeneid? Italians descend from Trojans and are, therefore, Asian

>>49724507
I only made one of those posts retard

better without Yuri

>>49724155

>>49724507
I don't have a good "meds" image so take this Alice

>>49724538
The Aeneid is fiction.

>>49724579

>>49561322

>>49724602
Alice wants you to kill the Antichrist

>>49724518
Except the fact many noted how she first got distanced from Lumi, then bonded with Lia, before getting distanced again, but her discord orbiters always grew closer.
>>49724579
>>49724548
LMAO

>>49724586
People say the same thing about stories of Atlantis or the Bible yet both seem to contain a kernel of truth.

Yuri is probably watching all the exciting stuff phase is doing from the sidelines and is bumming out about how big of a mistake she made.

>Nux talking to Destiny about Pippa
I want to vomit

>>49723917
What a lot of people virgins don't realize is that your taste can be changed and is heavily influenced by who you're with. For example I liked black hair tall girls with big tits until I dated a 5ft, a cup redhead and my taste took a 180 because the sex was so absurdly great. It works with vtubers too, I never liked blondes or feet until I started watching Haachama where she kept talking about her stinky feet and seeing all her foot art.

>>49724538

>>49724709
You mean you don't talk about the bitches you bagged with your homies?

>>49724155
I miss Pippa's grippers

>>49724709
>Nux blabs to Destiny
>Nux gets unpersoned from the VS circle *again* after the Grand Dame gets wind of it
GG no RE EZ clap!!

>>49724709
>Nux
Who?

>phase being presented alongside industry heavyweights

>>49724801
mori is not there, though

>>49724801
>industry heavyweights
Are those really considered heavyweights now?

>>49724801
Imagine the seethe
>>49724841
I laughed

>>49724801
holobronies aren't gonna like this.

>>49724801
>top shelf
>bottom shelf

>>49724891
Ironlung is one of the longest-serving vtubers on the planet.

>>49721143
>>49724197
NOTORIOUS BRAPTUBER EMBER "EMBRAP" AMANE
HAS BEEN POACHED!
HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! HIDE YOUR WIVES! THE BRAPBROS RETURN!

>>49724933
So is Roboco but no one would call her that despite being a Daisenpai

>>49724909
>>49724801
why are tts and haruka always presented together
could they not afford a seperate card for each talent?

Ember is a brapstacy? Sauce?

>>49724257
Pathetic Poachbeggar. Pikamee, didn't join Phase. Purin confirmed today that she rejected Phase. Lisa got offended by Sakana's creepy tweet. Be happy with what you have because it's more than you deserve

>>49724230
>because they bypassed auditions, and were directly hired by him
Psst. He can do that for people in gen3 as well.
>>49724116
I think invaders just became a whatever group he can dump talents that don't fit in else where. Slugma is half manager. Jelly is half music lady. Ember I have no clue. Gens are a "group" And the new talent wouldn't fit in the "group" format. So they've become gen2.5 with open PLs.
>>49724631
Hey add context. >>49563805

>>49724940
did she ever brap?

>>49724973
More like Brapbecky and yes the entire >>/tsun/ thread

>>49724801
Petra is the only good NijiEN

>>49724691
Ye that's true, but in the Aeneid case the Roman lineage it's clearly fiction. Virgil crafted the whole narrative to justify the roman empire's privilege to rule all that land and Augustus' decision to disband the republic. So the Romans by that point forward are not a disgusting tribe like the myriads that spawned in Italy at the time, but the descendants of a key figure in Greek mythology which was the epitome of civility at the time. And Augustus the direct descendant of that key figure and by reflex a descendant of Venus too. The reality is that early romans were brutes and less civilized than other Italian civilizations such as Etrurian.

>>49724960
Roboco and AZki are the closest thing to Whos in HoloJP there is

>>49724981
>add context
that "context" is bullshit by someone anonymous and you know it
I can write "context" fanfic all day long without proof as well

>>49724197
Shiina spoke very highly of slugma and moonjelly so I'll be looking forward to them. I don't really know anything about Ember except what was posted here but I'll watch her debut and see how it goes.

>>49724801
If only Pomu was here, then Lia and Pomu could've been promoted on the same graphic at the same time.

>>49725035
And your screenshot is a cyberlive, so about the same amount of credibility.

>>49725037
Shiina ain't exactly a beacon of honesty but ok.

>>49725007
What's the difference between a Becky and Stacy?

>>49725007
>no sauce
so she never brapped?

>>49725031
AZki inclined because she started streaming and GeoGuessr.
Roboco is probably at where she deserves.

>>49725076
still more credible than what someone anomyous wrote

Flan > Remi

>>49724118
I will destroy Pippa if it is the last thing I do.

>>49725104
lol.
lmao, even.

>>49725098
No, but she has a big ass and you know that thing farts

>>49725085

>>49725104
Anonymous is a good friend of mine, he'd never lie to me

>>49725118
yuri did not get kicked without are reason
these are all indicators for her character
close your eyes or accept reality

>>49725085
hostage cope

>>49725020
if it makes you any happier thucydides recounts that after persian wars spartan mothax were encouraged to starts polis along apulian coast and in sicily.

I care about 2 things with Invaders
>1. they don't add to overlap
>2. none of them are Kirsche

so what timeslots did Dizzy, Jelly and Ember usually stream in?

>>49725165
>Assuming the reason was a good one with no details besides speculation.
Corpo shill.

>>49725144
What in the fuck is this? An abbo?

>>49725202
Stream?

Why the fuck are we having a history lesson?

>>49725215
typical buttercuckies

>>49725235
>History
>Nutrition
>Pharmacology
>[incoherent screaming about aliens]
/pcg/ dead hours have it all.

>>49725098
Her fanbase call themselves "The Mexiguanos" (guano means bat poop). Speaks for itself.

>>49725085
Yes yes anon we know, she's literally never told a single truth in her life and is actually a 12 year old Paraguayn dirt farmer who stole a government laptop and camera to do vtubing and uses tts software

You guys do an awful lot of shitposting for 8 in the morning. Oh wait I forgot none of you mongrels live in the civilized world.

>>49725268
yubi sits on the brapthrone, she's the brapqueen

>>49725117
Bro you are a fat retard that lives off daddies money. The only thing you are destroying is the chair you are sitting on.

>>49725304
>>49725166
Butter Cookies? More like Butthurt Cuckies.
Did her lies hurt you? They were pretty funny for everyone else.

>>49725165
>her character
While it is VERY clear and apparent Yubi fucked up big time and deserved to be fired, she is young and young people make mistakes. At her age, nobody has life figured out.

If Phase Connect continues on their trajectory, Yuri will have serious regret down the road about wasting the opportunity she had.

>>49725312
A Queen Dethroned.
Embrap is our new brap queen and you kill kiss her phat donkey ass and like it.

>>49725305
Are you saying that only East coast America is Civilized?

>>49725204
>Assuming the reason was a good one with no details besides speculation.
Hostage simp

>>49725235
In 1992, a massive crisis happened due to extremely high temperature during the summer. This caused a man to seek refuge in a shaded shelter where he was suddenly held at gunpoint by seven large individuals of African descent. The poor man unfortunately met a terrible fate as his rectum was invaded by these criminals. His name was Kevin Nash. The declassification of this case caused an international uproar.

>>49725305
I'm EST too but posting from work. It's a shame that SEA hasn't sunk into the ocean yet

there is a brapgoddess in every gen
>Gen1 - Lia
>Gen2 - Shiina
>Invaders1 - Yuri
>Invaders2 - Ember

>>49725305
I hesitate to call America in it's current state civilized.

>>49725394
>one word change didn't go through

>>49725202
>Jelly
roughly 3 hours before Wemi

Brapposting is expressly forbidden itt under punishment of 6 months on the coffee plantation.

>>49725116
Flan squeezes an unholy amount of semen out of me

>>49725117
It's over Henri, she's fucking Alex Yiik as we speak. She'll never be yours now, you're too late.

>>49725457
better the plantation than the Jong Factory

>>49725305
4chan users are known for their great sleep schedules. I've been up since 8:30 PM

>>49725399
What can I say except KWAB

>>49725202
I don't know when Slugma will stream, but she was explicit in her collab with Sakana that she is a huge fan of people streaming in dead hours instead of overlapping and taking viewership from each other.
I would hope she wold practice what she preached and she would be joining the Shiina, Lia, Lumi, Pippa, Airi logjam.

>>49725447
that's good

>>49725399
kwab

>>49725305
Im drinking my morning coffee before readying myself for work.
I wish da michi was streaming. I loved waking up and hearing her go through all her greetings during golden week.
>irasshai, irasshai!
>welcome
>hello, welcome!
>ya im da michi!

>>49725414
>Shiina brapped
I'll believe it when I hear it

>>49725523 (me)
*wouldn't be joining

>>49725414
Imagine the elevator rides

>>49725020
This is true, but what is also true is that Italians have a share of Neolithic Anatolian in their DNA

>>49725399
Even if that's true, you should really just fuck off. Like, what drugs do you fucking use?

behold the brapthrone

>>49725447
>overlapping da michi
It's so fucking over

>>49725600
>if that's true
afraid so

here's princess shondo

>>49725533
for me it's michiru getting the money

>>49725625
Did she spill an entire cup of coffee on it?

Is it so hard to make chairs that don't fall apart from normal use?

>>49725601
>>49725625
Women are savages.

>>49725600
They're called lurk moar, newnigger

>>49725601
How much do you think it would sell for?

>>49725661
Just don't buy gamer chairs made with cheap vinyl.

>>49725674
Bitch please, I didn't believe him.

>>49725661
Planned obsolescence applies to everything these days

>>49725673
i had the same chair she has a couple years back and mine was even worse

>>49725357
Phase Connect is whatever each individual talent makes of it. Lumi and Yuri both were given the same platform and utilities in Phase (I would argue Yuri had a lot more promotion because she got moonshine promotion), and look at what each did with them.
Yuri never had any ambition. She was a passenger. That is fine, but she was seemingly causing trouble behind the scenes and a passenger causing problems is not worth it.

>>49725305
It’s 9pm here.

>>49725690
no idea

>>49725723
It is true though, I was one of the semen droplets.

>>49725803
I hope you have someone waterboard you but with hydrochloric acid

>>49725399
Kek, what a bitch

>>49725625
Imagine the smell.

>>49725850
Hydrochloric acid isnt THAT bad.
Try lye. Its chemically stronger, the human skin has no protection against bases and it can be contrentrated way above just 37%

>>49725235
History is cool https://youtu.be/VVsrv5zftYE

will Pippa be in Lia's ear helping her thru the DND game?

>>49725584
Usually, modern historiography claims that latins and central italy cultures(Sabins and Umbri for example) came from central Europe, I am sure that Villanovan in particular came from the Hungarian region.

>>49725305
I woke up at 4:30 and worked until 12:30. Had a chicken cutlet sandwhich and passed out for half an hour and am now back in shitposting form.
I actually really like working morning to noon.

>>49725975
Try Prozac, the strongest antidepressant out there

>>49726088
Working in the morning is better.

>>49726019
possibly. does anybody else play dnd in phase that could help lia?

>>49725305
I shitpost from my work computer.
I start work at 7AM...

>>49725975
Stomach acid is HCl. The molar of HCl in the stomach is ~0.155. In other words for an entire liter of water in your stomach, your body created only 5.6 grams of acid. Think of all the shit you can digest with acid that diluted. Now imagine it at 35 grams per liter.

>Seething femanon's first reaction to /asp/erger's hit meme
Cute! I want to 1992 Kevin Nash her!

>>49725533
>>49725612
Da michi takes priority, I'll just watch jellys vods I guess

>If this DND collab isnt streamed, that means there will be 3 days without Lia

>>49726528
Don't worry she doesn't stream anyway

>>49724801
heavyweights?

https://puzzle.aggie.io/ZACkMX jiggers doko :(

>>49726556
stay strong liker bro. at least lia is hosting phase weekly tomorrow.....

>>49726270
I dont have to imagine what HCL can do. But again. Lye is better in every way. 37% would be 370 grams per liter of water. And if you really wanted to torture someone you would use concentrated ammonia. That shit reeks

>>49726650
If I really wanted to torture someone it would be Warwick Davis.

>>49725673
Pussy juices are corrosive

>>49726637
we're jongers now

Cnunnysuers out there, who should I pick?

Gentlemen, be prepared for the worst fucking thread in existence later today when Pippa streams

>>49726807
HMS Javelin for certain.

im going to michiru

>>49726750
I completely relate. You get the dwarf i get the lye. Ill airdrop you the meeting place in a café in manhattan called "fanucci's" in a week from now

>>49726856
Have fun on your trip.

>>49726774
throat cancer vector, truly women are nature's mistake

>>49721546
God I wanna fuck Pippa in his tight femboi bussy.

>>49726857
+1

>>49726807
jaburin

>>49726807
Javelin, though kms has a cool hat

on the bright side: if the Lia ACEN collab won't be streamed, I will can avoid pcg until Monday and hopefully miss the >>49726845 shitshow

>>49726884
Thanks, she suggested we go clubbing. I do like dancing

>>49726597
You'll like Ember

>>49727014
I hope your hands are calloused.

>>49726989
Likers please don't go, I don't want to deal with it without you

>>49722849
>single cat ladies are sane
kek
you dont become a vtubber if you are normal

>>49726845
I'm so ready for this cringe you have no fucking idea. But the real question is will it be better or worse than the Merry collab?

Yuri gets removed from OP when Gen3 debuts

>>49726807
Jabbers

>last night i had the strangest dream
>i was in my room by myself
>but all of a sudden there was not just me there but a hundred Lumis
>a thousand Lumis
>the strangest thing was it felt good
>i felt like i was part of something
>like I belong
i hope i have the same dream tonight

>>49722849
>Theo

>>49727217
Looks like your yellow woman trust is fusing with your bloodstream

>>49726989
>>49723940
>>49726556

https://www.twitch.tv/animecentralonline

>>49727271
>2 years ago

>>49726857
>>49726945
>>49726968
Well goddamn I didn't think it'd be so one sided lmao. Guess I'll pick Laffey.
Jk

>>49724197
Slugma will be manager, right? She tried streaming in the past and didn't like it as a main activity.

>>49726807
nini.

>>49726845
Ready to shitpost

>another Asian woman in PC
Thank you Pippa, Lumi, Panko and Lia for saving us

>>49727339
Maybe not official manager. More like an advisor?

>>49726845
i am so fucking ready

>>49727383
>Another Asian woman
Three Asian women

>>49727211
Very cute jabbers

Stop talking about Slugma you guys have been doing it nonstop and everytime you do I'm reminded of my intense desire for slug paizuri.

>>49727383
>Lumi
>Lia

>>49727383
You forgot about Tenma.

>>49727496
You want to put a slug between your tits? That's nasty but I'm into it.

>>49727139
Worse because Merry knows internet culture and could thus engage with the conversation on some level.
>>49727383
Carefully crafted loop/doxx/definition bait.

>>49727383
Whining about Asians in vtubing is like whining about Slavs in Chess or Africans in Marathon running.

>>49725020
Btw Virgil did not make up the whole Aeneas thing. It predates him he just made an epic out of it. Several heroes from the Trojan war ended up settling in Italy in myth and the Romans at some point claimed Aeneas.

>>49727496
Slugma dick lmao

>>49727383
We need more black talents panko is the only black one.

>>49727383
Asian women are the best. I love you Asian women

>I'm surrounded by chinks ITT

>>49727595
Wemi...

>>49726807
Laffey my wife.

How do you cure a woman from this so called "Asian" disease?

>pcg’s 3 favorites Pippa, Lia and Lumi are the only white American girls
based

>>49727264
Is it terminal doctor?

>>49727686
Marriage and giving her halfu babies

>>49727704
Bait.

>Pippa and Kirbopher interview
That’s nice, but where is the Tenma Zone tan interview I’ve been waiting for? Still appreciate the NG nostalgia.

>>49727686
Marriage + Mating Press

>>49727704
>Pippa
>white

How do you cure a man from this so called Yellow fever?

>>49727704
>Pippa
>White
She's ESL

>>49727802
Make it legal to marry 14 year olds, cause that's when white women start to expire.

>>49727720
It will not be terminal until yellow woman makes another yab. Your trust, which at this point is vital to your body, will drop to dangerous levels which can cause major mind breaking.

>>49727527
Wasn't Kirbopher an OG newgrounder? Did he turn into a massive faggot or something?

>>49727568
Which one? In Aeneas' case it's false in the Greek mythos he ends up in Troad where he founds a kingdom. Same shit with Diomedes in the Greek versions he goes to Aetolia in the Roman he founded a colony in Italy.

>>49727595
Kek fuck off