/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Which geological era is Beatani?

I personally think she is the proterozoic era (2500-541 milljon years before present). During the proterozoic there were not really any organisms that could move great distances, all either moved only microscopic distances or stayed where they were born their whole life which fits because Beatani does not seem to leave her house very often and she has never traveled internationally. But still the proterozoic era was a very hyperactive part of earths history with many tectonic plates moving, forming and colliding which also can be compared to Beatanis hyperactivity, always making new things and streams for us and working on many projects at the same time while also balancing her real work life. The proterozoic is also well remembered even today because 43% of the modern continental area, including the bedrock I personally stand on right now, were created during this era and I suspect that the memories I have and will have from my time of watching Beatani will be with me for just a long of a time. Also it was during this era that the first eucaryotic organisms evolved which means that it was during this era that sex was invented which fits because Beatani is the pure incarnation of SEX.

I̶̡̪͇̤͚͗̐̂͗͘͝ͅ ̴̢̧̠̼̠͓̻̘̺͓̞̬͘̕d̸̖̤̣̉͑͌̽̒͊͌͘͘ỏ̸̭̖̬̼̤̜̺͉̳͗̓̑̉̆̚n̴̖̭̯͇̖͛̀̃̈́̈̌̋̚͠͝'̸̝̰̌̀̊́̇̓̆͐̆͘̚t̴̩́̉̕ͅͅ ̶̨̤̤͇̝͖͒̇̊͋̑̽͐͠ŕ̷̡̧̢̘̻̹̬̘̻͎̦̜̖́͒̍̍̓͌̄̌̇̍̿̍e̶̢̛̜͉̍̉̑͋̓̔͛̃͗͘͠͝m̷̨̧̘̰̊̀̆͂̐͗͛̿e̴̤̫͎̦͇̦͖͙͂̓͐̇͜ḿ̷̢̞̯̠͓̫̜͓̣̮͕̪̘̗͑̈́̽̽͂̐̓̈́̊b̶̗͙̥̦̻̪̼̯̭͆̃̾̐́̀́̊́͜͝͠ẻ̸̮̙̙̹͍͖̯̭̍̂̀̈́r̶͉̥͔̗̪̺̮̹̾̊̀̾̃̀̐̽̂͌̿̑̿͜͜ ̸̨͇̭̍̇͊̌ḧ̸̪̥̠̥̱͓͖̣͉̙͙̜́̃̓̈́͌̽̌̔͂̇͊́͝͝͝ͅe̷͔̻̪̳̺̼̼͓͕̔͆̇́̏̐̎̊́̉̐́͝͠r̵̡̨̙̪̗͙̱͓̺̪̞͖͎͎͇͗͒̓̂̎͊̌̐̓̒́̚ ̵̧͒̃̾͊͂̓͌͆̈̀̚͝f̶̧̡̡͖͙̬̗̦̱͙̻̪̠͒͑̐̈́̀̋̒̀͐ͅͅä̵̛̳̟́̇͌͒̈́̃̕͝͝͝c̵̬͖̜̜̰̩͍̠̬̺͓̻̹̟͋͊͊́̀̊́̏̀̑͂͊ͅę̵̡͎̩͖̩̩̗͔̺͈̣̩́

Bea's return stream will be video footage of the dads she has kidnapped and forced into having gay otokonoko sex.

28 hours until the break is over but it's a little over two days left on the deadline for the current /yah/ sings project where we are singing Beatanis favorite song clover club! The deadline will be exactly 24:00 UTC on sunday or if there is a thread active at that exact time, the deadline will be until the death of that thread. Read the instructions here for how to record it and how to submit: https://controlc.com/9ca88e91

dont be cringe

>>4949893
Literally who?

If I learned anything over the break, it's that some of you need to get a hobby that's not vying for the attention of a random Japanese woman

Is this the Bea anti thread?

I love my oshi. Of course I am talking about Chihiro.

>>4950490
I want to date this dasai bear!!

>>4950410
I usually don't interact much on twitter at all. But during this break twitter is literately the only place where Beatani posts stuff. So yeah I have been there a lot more than usual. And I have acted a bit cringe in the process. I hope to tone it down when the break is over.

I’m gonna start working on something cringe tabun maybe. A beatani rap song, but I don’t know the first thing about audio mixing. And dads here familiar with audacity and shit? Also drop your hot bars if you have any in mind.

>>4950630
probably same tabun maybe so....

>>4950656
Audacity is for sound editing and sound recording, but not for music creation. But yeah I know about basics with the program, do you have something in mind you want to do with it?

>>4950630
Same here. I'm sorry Bea, I know I'm a pain in the ass. BEA LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>4950656
Audacity doesn't run in real-time. It's good for recording or making quick effects but definitly not for mixing.
Try Abelton, FL Studio or Reaper. Also you should find plenty of rap instrumentals on the internet.
>cringe tabun maybe
I assume, since you don't really know about mixing voice, that what you're about to do will be absolutely cringe. DO IT!

>>4950746
So I just use audacity to record the individual tracks? What do I use to mix the whole song? Probably just gonna find some royalty free beat on SoundCloud for this.

I want the bear to make the noise when she comes back.

>>4950824
If all you want to do is have a track from soundcloud made by someone else with your singing on top of it. Then audacity actually works fine. It will just be two tracks in that case. But if you want to create your own background beat then audacity is not the right program.

>>4950656
XP hill on air (yuh) that’s my kuso bear (yuh) she’s got them grey hairs (grey hairs) this bear don’t play fair (she don’t)

>>4950935
God I want to make a 2000s style rap instrumental just for you.

>>4950927
Hell if you make your recording and have a link to the soundcloud beat. Then send them in the thread and I can put them together for you. It will take like two minutes. Just make sure to sync your singing to the background beat correctly.

DYRBI when she says she waves her hands while saying ohadayo?

>>4951022
this bear is to cute and funny

>>4951022
I belib

>>4950656
C-C-CLOVER BEATS
HOLLA AT ME

>>4951022
yes. if she doesn't before, she does now.

>>4951022
>Believing ANYTHING from this bear
No

>>4951022
I do it when I say ohadayo back at her to my glowing computer screen in my dark room at 3am surrounded by beer cans and dirty dishes.

Alright everyone. I've just activated my AVTISM MODE.
I'm making a rap instrumental.

Are you working on any music/fanart/meme, Dads? Let me see it!

>>4951177
Based, I hope you go through with it

>>4951186

i keep getting busy but i’m done with base sketch of this

>>4951177
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Beatani, if you're reading this, I was up to 5am last night machine translating a JSK Studio game. It was worth it.

>>4951408
Anon I can SEE the nipples

>>4951438
It's ok, I censored them

>>4951408
i'm missing some critical information here i think.

Feels good knowing you'll never be as autistic as Beatani.

>>4951710
I don't know about that one

>>4951408
>JSK
Holy shit 13 years of /f/ reposts flooding back in an instant.

>>4951186
Still sketching this one. I want to finish it before she hits 4K, so dads, stop shilling her for a couple of days, please...

>>4951177
Based music dad

>>4951793
The dude still makes games bro, check his blog, he's making one right now.

>>4951862
wow. this is great.
i'm still trying to get commission work done, but no success in finding actually OPEN commissions. feel free to leave suggestions below. the only current guideline is that it will be an SFW commission.

You people are insufferable

>>4951969
agreed

>>4951921
Isn't Flash kill? What's he gonna do

Will my 20 mugs get here before the thread dies?

>>4952008
Unity

https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/5841/article/426433
>I also remember the loneliness of having to leave the Flash environment that I've been with for many years.

>>4951934
thanks! I'm not an artdad, but I'm pouring my soul and love for Bea on this one

BEATANI
Keeper of the XP hill
Pride of Strong Zero
Bringer of the final yab(s)
Warrior of the celery mountain
Nightmare of Remote Kids
Hoarder of corners
Wearer of glasses
Master of the cocoon style sleep
Baiter of goslings
Breaker of hearts
BEATANI!!!

>>4952146
Ah man I hope it retains the same soul that Flash had

>>4951288
Fucking based

>>4952008
Flash will never really die anon, embedded swf projector .exe files are still super prevalent in Japan, only the browser plugins stopped working.

>>4951288
You've been on this for like a month, maybe spend more time doing your drawing reps and less time being a replyguy.

>>4952387
>t. replyguy

>>4952387
lol dad nice one xd

>>4951288
basiert

nice threads dads got here. very productive and worthwhile discussions. sure merits multiple threads every day despite bea being on a one week break.

>27 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8

Feels like stating the obvious that dads obviously still want to post since they have literally nowhere else to talk about Bea. Whether shit or constructive, these threads move faster than almost everything else on /vt/.

yab xd

>>4952809
they move faster when people are shitposting and are dead when people are not

>she'll never see the sticky in >>>/qa/4504941

>>4952898
To be fair Hiroyuki will also never see it because he does not visit this website that he owns.

>>4953036
you got me there

>>4953036
bea WILL meet hiroyuki

>>4953218
She WILL fuck his ass

>>4951969
yeah i haven’t been keeping up with the threads lately have a feeling bea hasn’t too

Before 2021 is over, mark my words. Moot will make it happen, and they WILL argue.

>>4953287
She responded to the firework meltdown arc. So she has read atleast one

>>4953271
Why would she come here when she’s busy replying to ((him)) on Twitter

>>4952387
is havent put in the work, i haven’t been drawing it for a month.
probably on and off collectively an hour or two.

I draw at my own pace when i have time.

>>4953417
Meant to reply to the one above

>>4953446
i haven’t put in that much work*

THERE IT IS https://files.catbox.moe/6szo3d.wav

>>4953491
H-hayai! I’ll get my vocals done tonight

>>4953491
i was waiting for the vocals like an idiot.

here's a dango beatani art i made in 10 mins

>>4953619
post it to art tag

>>4953271
She definitely did, every thread I've seen her make at least one reference to a topic talked

>>4953619
fuwa fuwa

>>4953271
As if you wouldn't read a whole thread dedicated to talk about you (mostly positively). Of course she does.

>>4953526
Perfect!
>>4953529
Now you can wait for it.

>>4953812
perfect

>>4953694
Nah its too low effort that I don't really want a name to be attached to it

>>4953922
based mindset

>>4951186
Only been doing paint edits but, I want to give actually drawing something a try.

>>4953922
I-I think it's cute

Beatani is a nigger

>>4953989
dont worry if beatani really values all the original content we make for her she'll do her archivereps and see it

>>4953491
damn, it's good, boss ost

I made a YouTube playlist of my favorite Bea clips that some may find of interest:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2hYwtBKHayTKVe3vyAs3_YIUnW0Jksyc

This makes it easier for me as I can't always find clips if I'm not searching for them the right way. Are there any newer/unlisted clips I can add to this?

>>4953943
I understand it's 4chan and anonymity is praised and all, but in general I really feel it's different for artists, not only an artist posting on his account makes it easier to find back the art/music/whatever, but sometimes I like to see what else an artist does aside from that one drawing.
At least I feel it makes things overall easier for everyone.

>>4954240
The 3d animations are not really clips but you put every single one in except for the geddan one, so maybe that one?

>>4954240
Thanks for the list. I know there are a bunch that have only circulated on /yah/ and twitter so someone would have to upload them to youtube or keep another list.

>>4954558
Don't know how I missed that one, sumimasen Rye Mountain-san...

it's added

>>4954240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfAtrusIpyk
this one is a classic

God Ina is so cute. My oshi is cuter than usual today!

>>4954817
A lot of takos are also dads, based

>>4954817
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread

>>4950656
Locked away she’s like a dream, on the desk she’s a machine, in her room she’s a cocoon, if you’re a grey she’ll be your doom

>>4950656
This is gonna remind me of the anime or game raps
I will bask in the cringe

Progres...
Bea told me her moms hair is supposed to be wavy, I'll probably need to redraw it a few more times before I'm satisfied

>>4955060
Anon... your one point perspective reps..

>>4955100
My drawing anything beyond gradeschooler level reps...

>>4955060
IKZZZZZ

>>4955139
SOVL
you’ll get better as you go as you start recognizing shit.
just think of it as mental notes to improve for your next piece.it’s very good for getting better since anons will give it to you as it is.

>>4955060
Teen pregnancy is not a joke and its traumatizing

>>4955532
I do think it's better than this other drawing I did at least

>>4955598
No way, nothing will beat this risuna. This encapsulates the feeling of SOVL Listener-chan.

>>4950630
I always feel like I act very professional when interacting with vtubers on Twitter; very straight faced with light jokes. I don't want to come across as cringe or overbearing but I feel like this ends up happening anyway via seeming boring, so I just quietly like tweets most of the time. Feels bad.

>>4955598
No this is your magnus opus for the rest of your life and you should be proud.

>>4955546
boohoo

>>4955598
I have become the comf.

>>4950410
And I've learned some of you can be unnecessarly judgemental about the smallest of thing
It's just short messages on twitter that will quickly be forgotten, just light fun, really nothing to be so serious about
I only reply to her about 1 or 2 times a day but I don't think that hard about it, if I feel I have something to say, I say it, that's all

I only reply to dads replying to beatani like 90% of the time. That is not cringe right or is it?

Who is bear? It's been so long. Is she vtweeter?

>>4955936
Yes, her debut is tomorrow

LET IT CLOVER CLUB

>>4955922
You're doing the right thing dadchama..

>>4955999
the beautiful love

I only took the bear pill 2 weeks ago and she instantly took a weeklong break so I didn’t feel bad. How did dads hold up this whole time?

Where is noreps dad...?

>>4955861
No, you have to obtain a licence to interact with Bea, this is the only way...

>>4956068
died of reps deprivation

>>4956068
I think he died

>>4956068
couldn't control himself from doing reps at the same time as bea
died of too much reps

>>4956065
with schizophrenia

>>4956065
booze

I wish Beatani acted like this sometimes

>>4956201
We just need to get her pissed off enough, that shouldn't be hard

>>4956201
who is this

Fuck I didn't expect another thread today, I would say things here instead of replyfaging to random dads like a schizo looking attention whore who wants to share and discuss the bea brainwashing cult joy together

>>4955546
huh?

>>4956201
she wouldn't dare

Be honest, is this a cult?

Ok so there is not much to discus except twitter. So which of her twitter conversations or posts during her break have you found the most interesting?

>>4956350
Look at her Twitter replies and take a guess

>>4956350
How the fuck would I know. People in a cult never know that it is a cult until they leave.

>>4956387
Baiting this hard for namedropping.

>>4956268
brother already sang the clover club and did you do your art reps this morning?

>>4956406
nonono. Only meant things Bea has posted about.

Bea went to a trip with his boyfriend.
If she doesn't share any pics she mostly had sex without protection

>>4956387
the traps fucker dad

>>4956405
Well then, leave and tell me

>>4956457
>His
W-Wait...is Bea...

>>4956387
Her soundposts make me so happy.

>>4955598
That's an extremely cute potato

>>4956350
If it's not, I'd surely love to fucking skin you alive just to obtain 灰色 robe from your skin and become first priest of her.
I WANT TO BECOME MORE OBSESSED ABOUT KUMA
I WANT TO BE GROOMED MORE
I WANT HER TO BRAINWASH ME MORE
BASED
REPS
CRINGE
MEDS

>>4956387
Pingu because I love pingu. It was nostalgic people discussing it again

>>4956457
>his boyfriend
Newhalf bear confirmed.

>>4956068
Hospitalized, his balls exploded.

>>4956457
>his boyfriend

>>4956511

>>4956511
Same, I want her to break me mentally until I am putty in her hands to be molded to suit her slightest whim. I will ruin my life to amuse her.

>>4956387
get a life nigger

>>4956464
Which one? There were a couple.

>>4956638

>>4956671
faggot enthusiast away. dont shit up the thread with your thirst for degeneracy again.

>>4956259
Urara, manager from Tsunderia and sometimes vtuber
A very pragmatic and direct woman trying to manage the children that make up the agency and dislikes discord https://streamable.com/9tj3so

>>4956504
I can't listen to them because when they end I get so sad. Especially the waking up one. If I listen to it and close my eyes I can truly imagine myself in bed sleeping while she is coming into my room to make me up. But then the soundfile ends and reality comes crashing down on me...

>>4956430
I must confess I got a bit lazy lately and went into wrong route of liking things and making crude memes instead of creating more based things..
But I already have something planned.. For now, she praised me for almost every thing I've made, I'll keep improving! Bea love! HEAVY LOVE

>>4955861
NO FUCK OFF REPLY GUY FAGGOT YOUR SUPPOSED TO STAY HERE IN THE SHADOWS
SHITTING ON HOW SHES DOING

What color are Bea's eyes? Green or?

>>4956711
>https://streamable.com/9tj3so
Well damn alright

>>4956711
Slugma and Bea, They're more similar than you think.
But I won't share my secrets.

>>4956772
Well I too know Slugma wanted a Loli amputee modele but wasn't allowed

>>4956671
Bea please stop baiting out gay stories from dads to do your reps to.

>>4956268
REPLYING ON TWITTER IS A DISEASE
DONT DO IT TO ANYONE
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
EVEN YOUTUBE
THE NAMES
THE NAMES ANON
THEY HAUNT ME

>>4956756
I think they're brown....

>>4956756
gray

>>4956711
>discord is fucking stupid
... but I need it, it's nice to keep in touch with old friends... no one use facebook anymore

>>4956789
same mbti type, similar age, both have a great self-distance about their "lore"

>>4956799
I'd rather have gray stories instead

>>4956838
Cringe friends. Get them to use a chatting platform like signal instead.

I'll do it, I'll speak my truth, I refuse to be silenced.
I find more joy out of talking with dads than I do Bea. I'm far more interested in the things you guys are up to and tweet about.

>>4956756
dark turquoise

>>4956881
You are not alone Dad.

>>4956881
Gee thanks Dad

>>4956881
Thanks pal.

She unfollowed a couple of people this week.

>>4956930
You made me check

>>4956881
Who is the most interesting dad?
I think Rye is up there, that obsession is weird and fascinating

>>4956930
>Still followed
Thank goodness.

>>4956955
He's right, she had 666 at least.

>>4956964
Please not this
Or at least use https://tiermaker.com/create-xy/beatani-dads-moms-brothers-sisters-and-friends-1056445

>>4956881
I really enjoy talking to you guys too, I don't care if it's gay stories or just plain meaningless garbage

Bring forth the tier list!

>>4956955
She did, she was following 666 people last week and it dropped to 658 yesterday or the day before.

>>4956964
I'm not going to drop names, I just like when you guys tweet about your day and other small stuff like that.

I enjoy a lot talking with other dads, but stop namedropping here

>>4956838
That reminds me, I just got my first nitro today for 3 months for free. You can too dads if you never had nitro on your account and make epic jew store account to redeem free code, you can delete your acc after that.
But surely I wouldn't like any 4chan based discord, it's like coming to the reddit to post screencaps and greentexts. It's just stupid and embarassing for someone who lurks since for more than decade.
Pushing myself to be less menhera and learn how to communicate with people under a nickname is more than enough on just twitter.
>>4956881
y-you too

>>4957015
I soft blocked her

They're here. And 30 more in the box.

>>4956930
I think it's more people soft blocking her and silently leaving after some of her "interactions", it removed a few follows

>>4957056
Based as fuck

>>4957056
BRING FORTH THE HAMMER

>>4957056
Have a good smashing

>>4956996
That's great when the community is as engaging as the streamer. Way to go, dads!

DAD LOVE
BEA LOVE
CHIHIRO HATE
KANIKO HATE

>>4957086
>you'll never smash Bea

>>4957056
Anon.. why..

>>4956881
IF YOU TWEET YOUR A FGGOT NO TWEETING NO TWEETING NO TWEETING

>>4957056
buy firecrackers and blow up the mugs

>>4957056
Based

>>4957116
Speak for yourself.

>dads end up becoming life long friends
So this is the power of cute dasai bear....

>>4957075
Maybe, I did softblock her because I use my twitter for other things and streams + thread is enough to keep track, plus anons will talk about it here if she tweets anything important anyway

>>4957119
I'm not talking about responses to Bea, my man, I just mean normal tweets

>>4957056
If you're Texas breakfast dad you should do a mag dump into a pile of mugs.

>>4957075
I think she stopped following some of the hololive accounts after the Coco thing.

>>4957164
A little bit autistic, no?

>>4957166
IF YOU USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN 4CHIN FOR COMMUNICATION YOU ARE A CONFIRMED HOMOSEXUAL I DONT MAKE THE RULES

>>4957183
Still follows pink cat so we still Gucci.

>>4957203
I guess some people aren't here for nothing yes

>>4957056
holy based

>>4957227
She probably doesn't know about her... Ny*nners sjw side would never ever work with Bea antics

>>4957056
>30 more in the box.
pics or fake

>>4957227
Pomf pomf pomf cover when?

>>4957209
Strawmanning this hard to justify your namedropping faggotry.

>>4957252
She would probably faint hearing "loli manko"

>>4957209
Hey the thought of Beatani's balls on my chin gives me a semi. The hair of her unshaven nut sack intermingling with my beard as my throat recoils from each spurt of her powerful ejaculation. Uooooh...

>>4957019
That's cute, Anon.

>>4957056
Probably wouldn't have bought 30, but I regret buying the hoodie instead of more mugs.

>>4957257
She did a short one very early on.

>>4957278
>pink cat collab
>bear starts singing pomf within the first 5 minutes

>>4957056
Bootleg?

I tried noreps today. My dick hurt so bad it felt like it was on fire, thought it was going to fall off. Couldn't get through work without popping spontaneous boners every 10 minutes, didn't even make it past lunch, and spent all my break jacking off in the bathroom. Spent the rest of my day going hungry because I hadn't got chance to grab anything to eat.
Never again. Is this normal?

>>4957357
Coomer Dad

still want more isaac ngl tBh
I can't be the only dad

>>4957357
Damn son

>>4957378
I have fun either way so I don't mind more.

I find myself forgetting that Bea is a streamer and not just this cool girl I like on Twitter and post about on 4chan. It's a weird feeling.

aaaaaaaaaaah
i tried writing lyrics to the beat posted earlier but shits hard
i want to an hero when i hear the test recordings
i am not the original lyric anon btw

>>4957357
Yes, exactly what I feel if it has been more than three hours any time during the day.

>>4957209
you can stop pretending to not be a named faggot now. proud of you for doing your copium reps though, maybe go easy on the dosage next time.

>>4957378
Isaac isn't as interesting to watch as Recettear, but I prefer there being at least some game that serves as a platform for interesting topics

>>4957446
Anonymous rap collab lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but man how would we divide up the bars?

>>4957357
I started noreps at the beginning of the month and I'm holding on fairly well. I do get horny every now and then though.

>>4957446
Eminemchama is that you?

>>4957357
Jesus anon. How often do you masturbate?

>>4957438
Same, sometimes is easy to forget that we are just a random fan to her.

>>4957357
Stop drinking caffeine, faggot.

Quick! Everyone send her a DM confessing your love! She can't call us all cringe!

>>4957563
>we

>>4957357
What the fuck. I go a month with no reps every summer due to living close quarters with my family and it is no large problem. How do you even manage to achieve this level of physical addiction to cooming?

>>4957563
It hurts bro

Well done, noreps dads, well done. HOWEVER.

>>4957559
Average amount, like 4 times a day

Writing a Beatani fanfic and it makes me want to jerk off

>>4957619
>Average
>4 a day
Well, at least I have no doubts you belong to /here/!

>>4957333
>Rate the stream

>>4957619
I would say that is not a healthy amount. Even once every day is a bit much, normal bit still a lot. But 4 times a day? Jesus christ man...

>>4957575
Just did. Come on Dads!

Will Bea play the DDLC re-release?

>>4957667
SALTY COINS/10

>>4957575
She can and she will

>>4957687
If only there was "too fast visual novel" for our cute adhd bear..

I've realized that I've enjoyed bea more when she doesn't stream than when she does.
Tonight I'm ending my membership and unsubscribing and avoiding /yah/ until the next break

>>4957668
Wtf? Thats not what I was taught. How often do you guys jack off on average??

>>4957737
I mean she's already played the original (not on stream).

>The next break will be of 9 months

>>4957687
I think she already played DDLC.

Why is this thread not having a meltdown? Why is this thread actually normal (for a yah thread)? I was promised that the last thread during the break would be the worst one we ever had.

>>4957563
Speak for yourself

>>4957742

>>4957793
I know, I'm talking about the re-release at the end of the month, it has new shit in it.

>>4957755
If I'm busy like once a week, maybe once per 2 days during normal periods.

>>4957687
No, she has ADHD and something like a VN would not entertain her long enough for her to stop looking at loli doujins or love hotels on stream

>>4957797
There's still time for a quick one tomorrow morning.

>>4957755
My antidepressant makes it impossible to come so never unless I have 3h of free time

I FUCKING LOVE BEATANI SO MUCH AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT! GAO!

I basically replaced Rushia with Bea, even if I redrew all of it, but you know what? If I don't draw an original piece I start to feel guilty. I think of taking down the tweet with the art tag
Anyways, I did it to see if the thumbnail does its trick. It probably doesn't because of Bea's clothes.

never saw a beatani stream so let me get this straight
you guys are obsessed with her because she actually posts here
and as a result / cause of her openly posting here, she is constantly talking about retarded / schizo / gay 4chan shit on her streams.
and in the meantime you are so obsessed that you have one of the fastest threads on the board even when she's not streaming

is that about right?

What type fighting game character do you guys think Beatani usually chooses?

>>4957742
I enjoy Bea's streams and /yah/, but the breaks between streams help me from burning out on both

>>4957833
Yeah, I've made some vtubers play VNs but they either had no attention span, or would play it one stream or two and then forget/move on to something else, or straight up drop it because it was a debuff (even famous ones).
Literally the only buff ones are Danganronpa, Ace Attorney, maybe 999 serie, and DDLC but I can't bear watching another let's play of that.

What has made Bea the most turned on she's ever been? I'm talking soaked pussy, ravenous heat mode.

>>4957873
It looks great, tracing is not that bad in my opinion.

>>4957938
talking with hanabi

>>4957797
If you are bored I can post Bea's new phone background

>>4957938
>>4957961
I already hate this

>>4957908
She posts here because she shares interests, personality and such with me (and other people here), thus I like her
Her being here is just the natural consequence

>>4957919
She is 100% one to pick kirby in smash and spam the move where you jump up and then come crashing down. Or someone else where you can spam a single move and win.

>>4957938

>>4957908
Precisely

>>4957873
Don't take it down you faggot, it's absolutely cute and there was an effort.
>Anyways, I did it to see if the thumbnail does its trick. It probably doesn't because of Bea's clothes.
You mean, the hands looking like spreaded naked legs or I'm just this coomer schizo?

>>4957817
Ah, Afraid of Monsters: Director's Cut. A fine game...

>>4957999
>spoiler
Yes. The hands looking like something else

>>4957908
I can't answer your question, but I think a lot of people here liked her because she vibes with imageboard culture to begin with more than because she talks about 4chan

>>4957873
the thumbnail never worked for me anyway but this is very nice anon

>>4957999
>spoiler
I see it too

>>4957873
I just call those "edits". Same category as meme edits, just way more sophisticated. Don't feel bad about it anon, as long as you recognize it's an edit when you post it noone will feel guilty about repoasting it or whatever.

>>4957919
Which fighting game character is Beatani?

I personally think she ...

>>4957967

I'm proud that you dads have evolved to ignore obvious bait.

>>4958067
Anon...

>>4957938
This pic

>>4958092

>>4957919
Grappler or a rushdown aggro pressure speed.

>>4957908
I am stuck here and in her streams forever, and I'd rather she stop making her streams inaccessible as fuck by breaking containment, but I guess a good chunk of anons here are memelords that agree with what you just mentioned.

>>4957983
>smash
>fighting game
Anon...

>>4957563
I'm reading this again and I think it sounds pretty harsh, what I meant is that Bea is a really cool girl, even when she is just interacting with her fans, so it's easy to forget that we are literally just random people to her

>>4958008
you think david would like bea's streams?

>>4957908
>you guys are obsessed with her because she actually posts here
That's only how we got to know her. That alone isn't enough to make her likable however, so she has her own strong points that actually make it worth following her. Compare that to Nadeshiko for instance, who, lack of livestreams aside, doesn't particularly make me care about her, even if she posts on /vt/. The rest of your post is more or less on point, except she talks about what she wants to talk, not what we want to.

>>4958140
A raving schizo with an addiction? He's just like the rest of us, so of course!

>>4958092
I will make him my bicchi

>>4958134
It's not? What is smash then?

>>4957755
Those anons are just low-T, 4-5 a day is normal up to 12 on a weekend or holiday.

>>4958125
Honestly it's more on her than anyone else, people here even told her to avoid that but she did it anyway

>>4957873
Don't take it down! And don't feel guilty about it, art reps are art reps. If you still feel unsure about it next time just clarify the source when you tweet it

>>4957908
I don't deny possibility I might lose interest eventually, but for now, she strikes me with 5x power of the previous chuuba I called my oshi before.
Bea is really fucking cool personality for me, and her voice is soothing/energizing me, I STAND PROUD MENHERA, BEA LOVE I WANT TO GO ON RAMPAGE AND SHOT ALL NIGGERS WITH BEATANI LETS GOOO.

>>4958204
noreps actually increase testosterone. Here is a link to a study on scihub: https://sci-hubtw.hkvisa.net/10.1007/s003450100222

>>4958204
Honestly how have your balls not shriveled up and fallen off? Not to mention your dick must look like an Irish housewife who burned dinner again.

>>4958198
A child grooming tool.

>>4958198
Pichu abuse simulator/handreps material

>>4958228
I 100% agree with this post, love you based dad.

隠れくま
配信終了
深い闇

>>4958294
"The current study demonstrated that 3 weeks of sexualabstinence elevated basal testosterone concentrationsand increased both subjective sexual arousal and sub-jective interpretation of the quality of the orgasm."

>>4958305
Anon, you can cum way more often from playing with your ass than normal jerking it.

>>4958360
Only the fattest loads for my daughter, please.

>>4957176
unfortunately I don't think they'll be too happy if I took these to the range

>>4957341
yah

>>4958352
Thanks for that haiku

>>4958370
Naruhodone

>>4958198
A random number genrerator, I suppose

>>4958370
sounds hella gay to me

>>4958164
yeah, he looks like an average dad

>>4957908
I randomly started watching her when she did the first CHKN stream, and I immediately knew there was something special about her. I won't deny that she being /here/ has played a part of my love for her, but I think she is a genuinely funny and interesting person, and I'd love to have a couple of drinks with her and talk about random shit.
The dads are also cool guys and I'm having a fucking blast participating in this community

Andrew you fucking baka pfft hahaha

I have no idea how to do that sound thing on 4chan.

>>4958447
Not gay if you are imagining being fucked by a girl like bea's dick.

>>4957263
i never namedropped.
>>4957456
cope from what? ID RATHER COPE AS ANON THAN AS MYSELF FUCK YOU
ILL BE AN ANNOYING FAG FOR AS LONG AS I WANT HERE,YOU GOT TO WAIT ONE MORE FUCKING DAY FOR A STREAM SO YOU CAN SCHIZO ABOUT THAT INSTEAD OF PUTTING TALLIES ON HOW MANY PEOPLE REPLY TO A TWEET

>>4958509
4chanX

>>4958509
you can upload to work safe gif and just link it here

>>4958509
Would have been funnier if someone was walking down there. Still, based as fuck.

>>4958509
I lol'd hard, but honestly I was expecting some hammer smashing or hard hitting them at the table, still fucking based you baka oil balon kek

>>4958509
This is the content I come to /yah/ for.

>>4958509
just upload to catbox.moe and link it

>>4956464
Bea talked about me on Twitter? I didn't see it...

>>4958673
this desu

>>4958735
no, but it's the most interesting thing I've read here in a few days.

>>4958454
hearty kek. can't wait for the mod

She's awake, act cool

If you handrep more than once a day and can't stop you have an addiction. Simple as

>>4959414
ありがと、医者

>>4959412
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BEATANI I WANT TO LIGHT SPEED THRUST MY FUCKING DICK INSIDE BEATANI'S CUNNY I WANT TO FACEFUCK AND FILL BEATANI'S MOUTH WITH MY CUM I SWEAR I'M SO HORNY FUCK FUCK SEX SEX SEX BEATANI IS SO HOT COVERED ON CUM I WANT TO MATING PRESS THIS CUTE LITTLE BEAR I'M SO FUCKING DIAMOND RIGHT NOW OH MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK I WANT TO UNLOAD OCEAN WORTH OF CUM INSIDE BEATANI AND MAKE THE MOST GIGANTIC KURIMUPAI FOR HER AND WATCH HER DROWN IN MY CUM UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>4959492

>>4959412
I wonder how she feels about anonchama stalking her likes looking for activity

>>4959550
YAMEROOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>4959412
FUCK YOU BEATANI
BEATANI HATE

>>4959550
I was expecting a shotgun. Got any?

>>4959550
Could a murica dad do it with an actual shotgun?

>>4959550
Perfect.

>>4959550
I envy you, this looks fun.

>>4959550
You are getting disowned

I think the bear is a coward and a fool. Additionally, I believe that she's an idiot-head.

>>4959550
Monster...

I don’t think she liked it bros

>>4959550
Cardboard can stop bullets?

Good morning Bea. I hope you slept well!

>>4959957
It's clearly some co2 or gas replica, what kind of retard would use actual deadly firearm in their house?

Can someone post the finished birthday mosaic? I am having trouble finding it.

>>4959957
Your firearms reps, anon.

Bitch slept like 4 hours, what the fuck? Is this the power of the cocoon style?

9

>>4960123

>>4960210
4

>>4960199
She naps several times a day so she gets like 9 hours.

>>4960210
8

>>4960210
7

>>4958509
>>4959550
holy kek

>>4960210
My week so far thinking about the bear:
>2
>4
>2
>3
>1

>>4960233
Sleep experts say that shits awful for you. You gotta get that sweet sweet REM sleep

>>4960210
2. Literally laying in bed with my boxers used as a cumrag. Busted one to the bear like 5 minutes ago.

>>4960216
I love the one with just a single tophat with a tiny clover on it. I don't know why but it just has a strong emotion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnFK99V9sZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzltg9evL8g

>>4960313
Bears are different tabun maybe. On a completely different note, rrat time. XP hill is a weight loss program. Her sister bullied her into it, that's why she always says she can't eat on XP hill and is constantly posting fruit.

>>4960210
9

mug-dad is tech illiterate...

>>4960325
It seems a little sad, like the last /yah/ thread ever went silently to the archive, and dads never met again. All that remains is a dusty old hat on a green hill.

>>4960313
She has ADHD, she can't focus on sleeping for such a long time.

>>4960400
lol, imagine your gf walking in while making those videos and having to explain to her what you're doing and why

>>4960489

>>4960210
9
stream tomorrow, good times ahead

bear, you can post here

>>4960501
>gf
haha nice one anon

I fucking HATE fireworks!!

Beatani!
Klonoa!
Wahoo!

oh no bea is being cringe

how does she know so much about us...

>>4960576
Nah, I actually understood this string of tweets.

>>4960619
i did too but i'm tired of firework talk

Dads, I can't, I literally can't, I feel broken.
Some fucking hobo just broke into my house while I was doing my shower reps.
I couldn't hear him because I was listening to the Beatani 4x Clover club on the full volume.
The only thing I saw after getting out from bathroom was some obese silhouette jumping through my window.
The worst thing is, I think he stole some of my beloved Bea mugs and even broke some of them on the way out, why would he do that?
I also noticed he stole my tomatoes and childhood sonic plushie, what a fucking nigger.
My room is now smelling like cum, sweat, and burned croquettes.
Fuck this day.

>>4960619
stfu firework, nobody asked

>>4960657

>>4960657
as long as you're safe anon

>>4960657
Next time try not showering.

>>4960657
I wish he would break into my house, I haven't had guests in a while.

Face it, without ironic bea anti shenanigans, this thread lacks flavor. She’s basically begging for some new rrats.

I think I'm actually falling in love. Maybe it's already too late. The distance between us just amplifies my feelings for her because over the internet you never really know who somebody is, and I can imagine her as being perfect to fill in all the blanks. It hurts to think that she might not even be real, and just a made up personality to entertain, shit she could even despise me if she ever actually acknowledged my existence in the first place. I always try and call out to her in the chat with sweet messages, compliments, and a cute emote, but she doesn't respond. I've never even been in love with a real girl let alone a girl on the internet so my heart never knows how to feel recently because this kind of relationship isn't natural and my body only feels sick when I think about it. God fucking damn it I hate this feeling of hopelessness I got since finding out about her, but I can't live without the butterflies she gives me everytime I see her. She's amazing, talented, cool, cute, and we'll never EVER be together. Every stream I tune in to find out more about her, I spam F5 on Twitter in case something new appears, I browse the thread and get super defensive when others criticize her. It's fucked, I'm fucked, I just wanted to have fun watching a vtuber, not get catapaulted between heaven and hell every few hours. Go ahead and laugh, call me whatever, turn me into pasta, but I can't even deny at this point that I love Chihiro. No this is not a joke. Beatani already has so many established and dedicated fans I know there's no chance with her, so this just kind of happened. I used to love Bea, but as time went on and I learned more and more, I had a change of heart. They say if your love is real you'd never fall in it again, so I accept it, sad as it is. Even if she isn't real I think that would be fine, maybe even better for me because I'd at least know the truth and just fucking kill myself. I hope this post doesn't negatively impact Beatani in any way but I feel like this had to come out, and I know I'm not the only one feeling this way.

>>4960808

>>4960547
most dads are experienced, anon. Most of us lied on the poll for the fun and memes to make us look like pathetic virgins

Sorry Bea, I gosling for dads now.

>>4960771
She's also begging you to get on her futa, barbed, bear, bare cock. I don't see you posting about that.

>>4960877
I love you Dad. Forget the streams. when are we meeting up?

Ryan is a broken man now...