/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>49544563
My cute little lazy sameido

Feel free to send feedback about Gura or Cover (perms, projects, etc) here
https://cover-corp.com/en/contact

Sex with a fembud.

>>49544573
Based Gurass poster.

Gura should give us a long blowjob.

Movie May

Just Chatting June
Jackbox July
ASMR August
Singing September
Offcollab October
Nickelodeon November
Disney December

>>49544769
JOI June.

>>49544815
I could see her doing popsicle sucking ASMR in the near future. It's not that far off from the candy stream.

>>49544563
This shrimp looks sus

I love Gura the most!

I love the one who love Gura the most the most.

>>49544769
>Doing any stream
Come on anon, let's be reasonable with our expectations.

My Goob!

>>49544854
Either that or she'll just kneel and straight up devour our cocks.

>>49544918
Thanks!

I just want her to enjoy being a holo again earnestly, complete with actually wanting to stream and show up for us

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>49545037
If we can give her an orgasm during our lovey dovey stream, it should rekindle her passion.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BADH_UFQTUY

If you can retrieve this deleted post, you will be the first person since 2016 who will see a close-up of her pretty lips (excluding her bf).

I just want Gura to be happy and healthy.

I don't care about other VTubers, I don't care about other streamers.
I love this lazy little shitface.
She ignores me, she might hate me, or she might love me hates showing it.
If I wanted someone stable and hard-working, there's other girls out there.
You cannot change her, and she doesn't want to be changed. I love this girl as she is.
FUCK THE HATERS I LOVE MY SHARK.

>>49545186
These kind of posts don't make you look as cool as you think they do

virtually almost never there tuber

>>49545265

Gura knows that a lot of her so-called 'gachikoi' are just pedophiles and wannabe groomers that hop to the newest girl they find.
Shower her with genuine love and not fake love whenever she's around.

yep she hates streaming

she hates us

>>49545265
no you don't get it, being a braindead simp is something to be proud of

>>49545411
>Shower her with genuine love and not fake love whenever she's around.
Yeah people have tried that for ages now with nothing coming off of it. Ridiculous to think that she even went and said "Really? You guys miss me and want to see me?" a while ago, as though that was some kind of revelation.

She has gotten every bit of possibly support and "it's ok, we're here for you, come back when you're ready we miss you" you could hope for from thousands of comments everywhere.

>>49545411
You are literally projecting. It doesn't take a phd in psychology to understand that obsessed fans care more than casuals like you, that's why they are obsessed. You on the other hand will move on like she never existed the moment she graduates and will watch somebody else because it's just casual entertainment to you. Gura is my oshi because I love her, I'm not "into vtubers" for entertainment. I'm into my oshi and nobody else because she stole my heart. Simple as.

They're not even pretending anymore.

>>49545265
These holier than thou retards will talk about how they're glad they have more time to do 'reps' as a few gura streams in week would prevent that

Hopefully Gura will watch another movie with us and then invite us to tongue wrestle with her afterward.

>>49545617
I don't need Gura to play minecraft every week to maintain my love for her. If she wants to stream inconsistently and come back with interesting stories to tell and have a good time streaming then I'm fine with that.

>>49545204
fuck that's cute

I wish Gura had the decency to communicate with her fans like every other Holo.

>>49545617
it's always confused me and further confused me when people agree with it
her being around stops you from improving, she doesn't energize you? baffling posts

>>49545672
Except its not even inconsistently, there's literally been nothing. inb4 2 hour collab

>>49545715
Her being around takes about 7 hours out of my day between prechat, the stream, and afterwards.

>>49545672
You like her so much it's irrelevant to you whether you get to see her sing, chat, game etc. multiple times a week compared to her showing up twice per month and then maybe in 2 collabs.
You must really be missing her

>>49545756
I saw her a few days ago and I see her again in 2 days

>>49545794
And that's more than enough for you because you care about her just that much

>>49545755
>prechat
The maximum you 'lose' is like 4-5 hours when she decides to go long for her and she doesn't stream nonstop all week. You're retarded if you can't fit in reps during that time

>>49545672
>come back with interesting stories
She barely says any stories anymore
>have a good time streaming
She was having a good time streaming when she was doing it consistently. Now, she just doesn't care about streaming at all.

>>49545794
It's a zatsu and will likely include topics Gura wouldn't talk about in a solo stream. That's worth 5 rhythm game streams.

>>49545831
You are a strange person chumbie.

>>49545755
@Anonymous sitting around prechat for 3 hours greeting everyone is not healthy.

>>49545848
You don't prechat? Who is the real fan here?

>>49545855
Or she can do collabs on top of solo streams like she used to.

>>49545871
Yeah it's pretty weird that I want her to be more active again. You could say I'm an anti for thinking that way.

>>49545908
Go back to discord, prechat fag

There's a few believable theories:

>liver cancer
Explains her concern with sugar and why she cried singing the Adore song, could be originated from the bad diet and the drinking.
>ovary cancer
Explains why she had tummy hort until last autumn before she got checked by her doctor and explains why she gets angry when you call her mommy, maybe she failed to get pregnant in the past.
>brain tumor or abscess
Explains why she's retarded and forgets about things, could explain the fainting too. It could also be a result of that time she hit her head last summer and got a big bump, the internal wound might have given origin to an abscess or similar problem.
>heart issues
Explains the fainting as well and her high heartbeat rate during streams, could be because of the vaxx or something she already had before and never got diagnosed until last year.

There are "chumbuds" who don't chat with Gura before the stream starts.

>>49545929
She obviously can't do that anymore. People expecting her streaming output to go back when she plainly said that it's never going to.

>>49545934
No I mean the fact that you need to reiterate your position for hours on end.

>>49545951
Don't act like she actually does that often, it's the exception if anything.
99.999% of your time in prechat is spent @ing other discordfags and having your shitty circlejerk going on

>>49545971
Forget 'go back'
It's not even once a week anymore

>I'm real fan because of X
>No I'm a real fan because I pause my life for her.
These arguments are retarded and you can live life while waiting for someone.

>>49545951
Stream?

>>49546016
Like you'd know. You barely read it.

In fact, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the same discussions yesterday and the day before that. Are chumbies… autistic?

>>49545755
what, you can't listen while you lift and watch between sets? can't hear her chat while you do cardio? I think you just want excuses to not watch her or something so you can come here and brag about barely scraping by doing things the rest of us managed just fine when she was still around

>>49546029
I want to see you say that if this was about your gf. For me she's the person I love the most, she might as well be my gf (she just don't know yet).

>>49545971
It can go back to how it was easily if she actually wanted to stream. But she just doesn't anymore for some reason.

>>49546016
You are already statistically incorrect lol.

>>49545971
>she plainly said that it's never going to.
No she didn't? This is why I hate /ggg/ and the way Gura talks to her fans. She gives so few details people start making their own fucking headcannons based on their interpretation of comments.

>>49546107
Fuck no, I sit and watch the stream. I don't understand people who can do shit while watching her, you aren't paying full attention to her. There's still 11 other hours in the day to do reps.

Talk about something new chumbies. You’ve been boring me this week.

>>49546172
She sort of did by saying there's a new normal and that she doesn't know what exactly it looks like yet either.
It might be "about once a week" it might even be less

>>49546107
Based fuck rep larpers

>>49546107
I enjoy participating in chat and paying full attention to streams when I watch Gura.
When Gura was streaming a ton in 2021 I was forced to skip a lot of stuff due to being busy.

>>49546172
much like feisty turned into 'she loves when we call her lazy and attack her', 'I don't know what the new normal will be' turned into 'she said she's retired, move on'
>>49546191
so basically
>you just want excuses to not watch her or something so you can come here and brag about barely scraping by doing things the rest of us managed just fine when she was still around

>>49546212
>this week
The week isn't over yet and I guarantee you it's gonna be an unforgettable week.

Reminder it's only fling Ru get worse with her trip to Japan in June

>>49546212
there's nothing new to talk about until she streams or interacts with us in any way

>>49546273
The irony of you complaining about twisting Gura's words while twisting mine.

>>49546328
Who?

Buds, I really don't feel like wage slave factory tonight and I'm too much of a stubborn idiot to ever call in sick.
Can you motivate me?

>>49546328
>it's only fling Ru get worse

>Gura drinks beer with us during our next movie date.
>She gets a bit giggly by the end of it and asks us to hang around with her a bit longer.
>She's extra flirty but eventually says she's tired and wants to lie down.
>Says she has an idea and moves the mic over to her bed and hops in, watching the chat with her phone.
>Chatting with us longer, we can hear her rubbing a pillow between her legs.
>She baits us into typing ERP and she starts kissing into the mic.
>Eventually she is satisfied and ends the stream.
>Movie May Good End

>>49546357
There is a 0.00001% chance that you working hard might end with becoming Gura's husband.

>>49546330
Maybe you'll get lucky and another yab elsewhere will make the shitposting here mysteriously stop again.

>>49546357
When you get back from work, you can goom to Gura all you want.

>>49546347
well if there's 11 other hours in the day for you then you clearly shouldn't have any issue with her beign around more, you've got plenty of time to watch

>>49546355
>>49546371
I spazzed on my keyboard. *only going to get worse

>>49546388
I want to live in your world

>>49546330
Thats the thing. Why can /uuu/ drop off the face of the Earth while /ggg/ sits here and becomes a nest for doomers and the mentally ill.

>>49546096

>>49546108
You're sharing a girl with thousands of other guys... super low t.

>>49546450
Because they are casuals who only care about her while she's actively streaming.

>>49546450
There's at least 20 of us here that genuinely love Gura as a woman and need a place to talk about it. We can keep the thread active with just our love alone.

>>49546406
Or you know Gura could just stream to get rid of the shitposters. The quality decline in /ggg/ matches up pretty well with her stream schedule.

>>49546425
I don't think it will, it'll only be as bad, in fact June lines up with Kiara's own trip so we'll probably be in the same sametori collab situation

>>49546406
>discussion about her lack of activity = shit posting
You brain dead discord hug boxers need to jump off

>>49546388
Didn't read your post, was busy staring at Aqua's tits.

>>49546406
I'd rather get lucky and Gura streams or something
>>49546450
because /ggg/ loves arguing with shitposters all day

I didn't save that one chart showing her gradual decline in terms of streaming output over time but it was kinda hard to argue against it. Month by month her average just kept decreasing and now we've hit about rock bottom at ~1/week

>>49546556
I'm not sure that's any more comforting, relying on kiara to set up a more collabs

>>49546417
It would still be better to have a Gura stream, but it's easier to fit things in without her taking up a large chunk of my day. Silver lining.

>>49546520
So to be a non-casual you have to be mentally ill?

>>49546450
Fuck off then, no one is keeping you here just because the thread is up.

>>49546668
yes yes, you love Gura so much that you struggle to justify watching her streams, you've already said this

>>49546398
That's good enough for me!
I have a better chance of being her husband than I do of winning the lottery. I don't even play that game.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>49546776
She really loves being called a child...

>>49546692
No. I have a compulsive need to defend my wife.

MUH REPS
PLS UPVOTE

This is what Gura likes
https://twitter.com/qkracho_____/status/1658395561504960512

>>49546659
This? The red line prediction ended up pretty accurate

As you can see in this chart, my love for Gura is in fact the highest.

>>49546556
Kiara once again saving us from starvation..

>>49546914
Yeah that one. Everyone might have a bad week or even month, but this is over the span of like two years, how does anyone argue against it? It shows the reality of the situation

>>49546914
The line was too optimistic

>>49546906
I'm leaving Gura for her

>>49546943
Theres something about sametori thats lacking. Its just not fun to watch.

>>49546977
I'm 99% sure it doesn't include collabs, so no, it does not show the reality.

>>49546906
I wish I was a little girl so Gura liked me..

>>49546906
Why aren't my embedded twitter links working? I don't want to make an account.

>>49546914
we can't stop winning

>>49547029
She doesn't collab that often that it would change the general amount of monthly hours

>>49546914
So does that mean graduation on Christmas? Another depressing Christmas.. I don't know if I could handle it.

>>49544386
Nice observation. If we assume it happened at Mori's rager on the 27th of June, the 9 months deadline would've been in march. It could make sense. She would be on maternity leave right now and there's still 4 weeks left.

>>49547029
You know she used to do more collabs back then, right? It's not like she suddenly went up 300% in collabs

>>49547093
It still isn't accurate. Make an accurate chart.

>>49547029
are you implying she collabs often enough to make a noticeable difference?

>>49547095
I predict another Christmas where she fucks off to spend it with family yeah

What's up with all the cancer rrats?

This child is erotic.

>>49547124
Is accurate for hours of streams on her channel. Stop being obtuse

>>49546914
>>49546977
Someone should show this to Gura or Cover. It's undeniable proof of decline.

>>49547095
Eat a donut buddy! man... I still think about that day, she was really shoving it in our faces.

>>49545944
>>49547199
It's either that or Gregnante rrats. I'm not sure what's worse

>>49546328
But she didn't kissed Aqua?

>>49545715
Same exact type of person that tells her to stop streaming because they want to go to sleep.

>>49547199
All of their rrats are dumb. They even still use the Mori party pregnancy one.

>>49547124
She also used to do way more member streams back then compared to now fyi

Anything new? Are you guys gonna talk about the same stuff as yesterday again?

>>49547298
Actual weakbuds that can't balance watching gura and their life

>>49547298
That's fucking cringe. I hate discordfags like you wouldn't believe. Discordbud my ass, they're a bunch of overgrown parasites.

>>49547354
until she pops up yeah, probably

>>49547369
I suck at multitasking chumbie. I can only do one thing at a time.

>>49547354
Are you going to continue to add nothing by commenting about other people posts?

>they don't fall asleep with Gura's soothing voice in their ears

She's a fucking dork.

>>49547409
I see no difference between my posts and the other useless shit in this thread

>>49547410
I give up my sleep to continue watching not beg for it to stop

>>49547354
Yeah, she's a lying lazy whore who won't be honest with her fans. She knows damn well how much she wants to stream but is afraid to tell us. "I'm doing what I can, when I can" is such a cop out vague answer

>>49547354
No one in here talks about anything new because there's nothing new coming from Gura. Not the coomers, not the doomers, not even the boomers with the rumors. Its all the same shit until we get streams.

>>49546328
It literally cannot get worse, we are at the exact same situation as a JP trip: she only shows up for collabs

>>49547496
I mean, it can. It could always end completely, and none of us want that except for the anti.

Does /ggg/ have/ever had a discord?

>>49547496
I don't understand why she's doing this and keeping quiet about why. Give us a generic I'm busy this week member post at least

I'm actually in love with her. I love that I can love someone.

why did I even get out of bed..

>>49547542
No but the fags the big one regularly camp here

>>49547488
Which is why I’m confused. Why keep /ggg/ up if thats the case? It always ends up as a shitshow that actively hurts gura

>>49547597
Because you're a man with a will to live.

>>49547624
It would only hurt her if she actually came here to read the posts and she doesn't even read vod comments on her streams, so..

>>49547175
>Spending christmas with your family is a bad thing
Now you say "that isn't what I meant, all I need her to do is make a tweet to us or something, anything" but you could have said that from the start, and you didn't. Instead you decided to shit on someone for spending christmas with their family because you don't understand that appearing like an unreasonable asshole damages your entire point.

>>49547624
personally calling you all retarded for not 100% agreeing with my take on things keeps me from complaining too much in comments, but I am tempted to nudge her and tell her the mario movie is out

>>49547685
I wont ever forget how this shit leaked into the choo choo charles prechat. These fucking chimps cant control their emotions.

>>49547624
Meds. Gura couldn't care less about what people in here think, for better or for worse. If she did, she'd be streaming regularly again.

>>49547496
Imagine if the projects she sooo hard worked for in last 10 months get canceled and she basically killed her fanbase for nothing. This goes back to the Rust disappearance days, the halloween cookies she never showed us, the forgotten rainbow trident celebration stream, the thanksgiving stream, christmas, new year's eve, the rushed valentine's stream, april's fool and easter streams and the game streams she canceled or forgot about because she was "busy busy busy" working on "projects" all this time.

Just imagine that we get absolutely nothing different from last year. Maybe a 40 seconds umisea appearance, possibly 5 minutes of 3d summer stream and maybe one original song but I wouldn't bet on this last one.

>>49547774
Yes we know shes lazy. Got anything new to say bud?

>>49547774
she showed us the cookies and the valentines stream was covers fault for the scheduling, but it did take her months to show us the cookies and she hasn't gotten around to resuming valentines, so eh

>>49547710
It's not a bad thing but it's a bad thing when you neglect the whole month to do it. The other girls manage to do both.

>>49547774
It sucks to think about all the things that never happened.
But I'm more worried for what will happen in the future than bemoan missed opportunities of the past.
And right now I'd want a karaoke

>>49547748
Good, that's the reason we got a short burst of streaming and communication

I haven't goomed in days and now I have to leave for work.
I should've goomed earlier...
I'm going to make a huge mess when I get back home.

>>49547465
they could also just go to sleep and not act like the world revolves around them

>>49547774
>valentine's stream
>one date and I got dumped
pain..

>>49547900
Yep just like these fags happy she's got streaming so they can do more 'reps'

>>49547890
Chimping out will get you your quick fix but it just leads to resentment. Why the fuck would gura WANT to stream for a bunch of faggots like that. Do you have no shame?

>>49547679
Gura gave me back my will to live, and now she's gone.. my will to live will follow soon..

>>49547986
Because the alternative is nothing like now. Also the only person chimping out was the troon, everyone wise was asking nicely

Gura should share her favorite porn with us.

>>49547986
People already tried the reassuring and comforting positive route for well over half a year and nothing happened, it only got worse

>>49547836
When? maybe I was busy with work when she did. Are you sure you aren't confusing with the oreo stream?

>>49547774
She showed us the cookies in a members stream this year so we did get to see them and OMG they looked good. Yes it was posted here so not hard to find the photo of gura's cookies.

>>49548005
Anon, I know you're stronger than that.
Besides Gura isn't actually gone you know?

>>49548005
iktf

>>49548054
>>49548090
If you have to chimp out like a melanoid then it really is over. Its just shameless behavior where nobody wins, even if it squeezes a few streams out.

>>49548094

>>49548274
That's just you categorizing everything as "chimping out" when in reality that was 1% of the people and all the others including the many trident+ were respectful about it

>>49548295
damn I didn't watch this, could it be the stream when she debuted the ribbon outfit? I missed that one and never got around watching it because of work.

>>49548274
>even if it squeezes a few streams out
(it doesn't)

>>49548345
yeah it was pretty much just l*ly and even it wasn't calling her a lying whore or anything, just saying COMMUNICATE in caps, even furor wasn't that bad

>>49548274
I think getting any streams as opposed to no streams at all in itself is a win so no this behavior is completely warranted. It's Guras own fault it became like this but of course no on will ever hold her accountable.

Gooba on stream in 2 days gonna talk about her uterus

>>49548345
Pretty weird you have enough time to obsessively seethe over things she's forgotten/not done, but don't have the time or inclination to watch entire streams you missed

>>49548147
not yet, not completely.. I just want to see her again.. more than just 2 hours a week on someone else's channel..

>>49547897
do it at work chumbie

>>49548360
>>49548445

>>49548445
Do you always suddenly make up strawmen out of nowhere?

>>49548413
lily was also shitting on other people and making it a generally uncomfortable, typical crazy troon

>>49548500
I clicked the wrong post

>>49548514
everyone was shitting on each other though, not Gura, that's the point
yes it's still bad and she hates it but it wasn't an angry horde trying to burn her at the stake

>>49548422
Does it matter if we get streams if Gura’s opinion of the chumbies is soured? The ends doesnt justify the means here.

>>49548445
>pretty weird you are unmotivated when your oshi disappears
If vods could heal me I wouldn't be on /vt/ in the first place. Whenever I watch vods I get more depressed because I wasn't there to chat with her. I will try to catch up tomorrow with at least that one vod though.

>>49548075
She should, but this is pretty close.

>>49548497
Pretty weird that you pretend to ignore the rest of my post so you can attack me just because I'm making some criticism. Could your username be that one that starts with d and end with e?

>>49548584
Gura has been disregarding her fanbase for over a year. What exactly is there to "sour" at this point?

>>49548584
As opposed to what? Her holding us in high regard but never ever streaming?

>>49548484
What? No way. I don't do that anymore
When I get back home and goom I'll tell you guys all about it.
Okay I'm off to work now!

>>49548631
Constant negativity certainly isn't going to make her want to stream more.

>>49548645
Yes? I dont want a hollow victory where she hates us but streams.

>>49548704
She didn't stream with constant positivity.

>>49548704
Showering her with positivity and praise doesn't either, because that's what she got before everyone got so negative.

It's just like the Rust arc but with Hololive as the map and the collabs as the sightings.

>>49548704
Constant positivity will though?
We saw how that worked the past year

The fact is that nothing will actually fix things but it's understandable after after so many months even some longtime members decided to address it. And as long as they are respectful about it there's nothing wrong with that. I'm sure you would know as much, considering Gura herself said you should never feel like you cannot criticize her.

KFP who just caught the PikuNiku vod. Your oshi was very cute and girly. We have deemed her a worthy member of the girly girls club, and look forward to her participation in the girls talk next week.
On a side note you guys seem very determined to receive a blowjob from Gura in spite of her sharp teeth very clearly signalling that oral sex would be risky.

>>49548704
Everyone was positive until a month ago before the complaints happened and she's been doing this since August of last year.

>>49548767
>>49548768
>>49548796
It has a higher chance of making her want to stream than what you're doing, that's for fucking sure.

>>49548796
If you can criticize her like a normal human being yeah, but that prechat with the autistic german and mr. Ho**p*r was a fucking travesty

>>49548747
You're basically asking for a graduation, you idiot.

>>49548852
Actually the opposite would be true, not that I'm advocating for people to constantly be feisty.

>>49548832
Yes

>>49548911
No. You want her to have positive emotions associated with us. What you're doing gives her bad feelings.

>>49548832
The risk makes it hotter.

>>49548832
Ever since the Japan trip I've really enjoyed their interactions and I'm happy Kiara likes talking with her so much

>>49548852
demonstrably false, she always streams a bit after getting backlash, then reverts back.

>>49548852
>>49548940
Did you even read any of those comments? People were positive to Gura and it changed nothing.

>>49548940
I want her to do her job and stream again at some point. Ideally I also want her to like us.
Her liking us but giving us zero streams and graduating doesn't help anyone either, does it?
In any case I've only ever been respectful when letting her know as much in comments, so find someone else to blame.

>>49548976
Oh fuck off, you guys have been at it for fucking months you will claim any stream as your victory

>>49548852
>making her understand that she's our beloved little girl and we want to spend time with her is bad
If you act like a plebbit casual when she disappears for months and weeks regurgitating the same forced positivity crap you always do, what do you think she will think of these fans?
It's easy, I'll tell you... she thinks she's not loved beyond superficial attachment because of memes and the lolz and all her efforts to become an idol were in vain.

I just miss her is all...

>>49548911
I just remember working in retail where I would tell the karen something she wants to hear so she would shut the hell up. Fuck retail.

>>49548852
Bullshit. Every time >we complain she revs up the streams and prepares her excuse, but when >we are all nice and happy from finally getting streams they all suddenly stop for a week.

>>49548976
No, it isn't false. You guys can't phrase your "criticism" in a decent way to save your lives. Here's an example of a good criticism post.
>I'm not really proud that the very few posts I make wind up being whining, but is movie may still on? We know you're busy but I was really looking forward to the watchalongs and it kinda seems like it's just down to Mario at the end of the month now that we're about halfway through. If you still don't have the time or energy I get it but the wait and see really sucks.

>>49548704
Nor will constant positivity. She takes all the praise and adoration for granted and gives nothing in return. I wish she would understand how good she has it, and not ruin the goodwill that still exists

>>49549062
If anything the message is to keep complaining where Gura can see it and don't stop.

>>49549110
>You guys can't phrase your "criticism" in a decent way to save your lives
Didn't know you were aware of which comment I made and on which VOD. You must be psychic.

>>49548832
Get back to the zelda, kfp. Goobadiba sex on thursday.

>>49549182
The fact you're in this thread whining means I already know it was garbage.

AAAAAHHH GURA I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE MY ONLY OSHI
FUCK THESE CASUALS JUST FORGET ABOUT THEM!
COME BACK AND LET ME SPOIL YOU ALREADY!! ToT

God I love her so fucking much I'm tearing up.. I'd give her my liver if she needs, just come back, please.

>>49549149
You would rather have gura equate us to karens to obtain streams? Fuck that.

>>49549149
Yup, it shouldn't be this way but its literally the only thing that gets through to her. Her eyes must gloss over anything even semi positive or something.

Gura loves cumbuds the most.

>>49549259
Facts.

>>49549214
Ironic considering you are unable to even follow a conversation and repeat arguments already dismantled in the posts you replied to. If anything your posts are the garbage.

>>49549062
This. If she does a sudden burst of streams it's almost always after some bigger schizoing shitstorm has happened somewhere where casual fans, possibly management or even Gura can see it

No matter what feedback you give, good or bad, just act like a reasonable person and don't type in the tone of a mega retard. That's literally all there is to it, it's really not that complicated.

i used my dino gura for rubber ducky debugging and it helped me fix a segfault i was getting in a thread spawned by a third party lib (hard bug to track down, basically)
thank you dino gura

>>49549351
That's what just about everyone did, but of course all it takes is 1-2 retards to be spergs and now the other side can go "see what you all did? you're all like this" and point fingers.

>>49549378
You should comment on a vod saying this or superchat it instead of posting it here.

>>49549259
prove it by sending her a coomer superchat

>>49549259
She has a weird way of showing it by cancelling asmr and ringfit.

>>49549553
lol are you serious? Gura's love of cumbuds has never been in doubt.

>>49549459
If Gura streams tonight I will.

>>49549207
Sir, I was watching while making that post. Sir.

>>49549627
don't be a coward, make it the next stream on her channel whether that's today or not, you're tryin' to be slick

>>49549410
Yeah, the majority of people commenting on actual vods manage it fine. The reason this conversation keeps looping here is because people often post with a retarded vitriolic tone here specifically, and so even if you never intended to copy your exact 4chan seethepost to youtube or twitter it comes across as if that's your intent when you post it and in the same breath say "everyone needs to give criticism comments!!!". Basically this is just a shit place to talk about it that typically only muddies the conversation and makes it worse, if you have serious feedback, just leave it directly without tainting it here first.

>>49549627
Why do almost all of them have the same name? It's so hard to keep track of which ones I already have.

The reason she feels the need to find attention and affection outside of hololive from people who aren't even fans and most likely only want to fuck her is because her fans didn't make her feel needed enough. How would you feel if you were in her shoes? she might have become a shitty person but there's always a reason for everything. If you think raiding comments and threads with your discordbuds to kill criticism and "negativity" will make her want to stream again, you're fucking stupid.

The only way to get out of this situation is to literally force her to keep a schedule and fix over time all the damage you did to her heart in the past 3 years. How do you force an employee to work? complain to the employer.

>>49549726
Try using a different image next time, cuck posting retard.

>>49549703
>the majority of people commenting on actual vods manage it fine
If by "manage it fine" you mean acting like a chatgpt bot or a discord drone to avoid triggering darkmaze and his little circlejerk then you are right, they manage. People who don't manage because have actually things to say on the other hand are getting attacked 24/7 by the retards I just mentioned.

Managed to get my plane tickets for LA concert
$250, direct flights there and back. bretty good.
too bad my arrival flight is with spirit. get a nice united 787 on the way back tho.

>>49549835
So you know the truth and yet you call me a cuck for complaining about it. That's interesting.

>>49549378
I should start doing this

>>49549726
disregarding this post except for this one bit
>her fans didn't make her feel needed enough
we are some of the most needy fuckers on the planet who desperately wanted her back when she was only gone for like two days out of the week, the only reasons saplings have the rep instead is because of the mommy uuuuuu meme

>>49549683
These samtori gifs are so cute

>>49549852
You deserve all the dogpiling you get if your idea of criticism is phrasing things in a disrespectful way.

>>49549852
>oh nyo I was attacked by lily's alt.
Just ignore it.

>>49549939
I would be screaming GURAAAAAAAAAAA DOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if it didn't lead to anti posts.

>>49549939
>we
as in? nobody in the comment section or under the memebrs posts is complaining anymore, those who did have left already because retards (like you assume) who keep forcing the "complaining = bad" thing every hour of the day made her believe that she can get away with it and it won't cause an problems to anyone who isn't "bad" or an "anti".

>>49549899
What that you spam the same shit over and over, get banned, and ban evade because you have a hard on for drama? Maybe read a book or watch a movie to get your fix, retard.

Haven't had time to watch gura since Baldis Basics.
Is she off again?

>>49549993
The problem is that Gura sees those posts and thinks the bad people are the ones who complain just because 2-3 try-hard retards live rent-free in the comment section.

>>49550081
lol no she doesn't, retard.

>>49550081
Gura isn't retarded.

>>49549852
No, I mean that I've seen comments with "things to say" which still manage to remain respectful and minimally retarded. Most people are perfectly capable of it and outside of a place like this where it's sort of the culture to act retarded on purpose, it's pretty easy to tell one someone is giving "criticism" just to be an asshole vs an actual fan doing it.

>>49545575

>>49550125
Gura is retarded

>>49550080
apparently she thinks one collab on Kiara's channel is more than enough

>>49550063
You're too full of yourself buddy, it's not gonna end well. You should stick to yt comment section for the next 2-3 months and get away from here while you still have time and never look back, for your own good.

>>49550125
and also a woman

just make a reddit thread and get us to the next part of the cycle already

my vacation is coming up and I find the very real possibility of Gura streaming like total of 2-3 times during it incredibly depressing. might just fucking end it all

>>49550183
sure schizo, sure

>>49550183
Do you don't deny it then? Lmao.

>>49550227
I agree. All feistybuds should move to reddit

We will be having sex on the beach with Gura in just a few months. Her tight little loli body will be ours.

>>49550235
>2-3 times
Wow you have a full month vacation? Lucky!

>>49550303
Feistybuds want to correct Gura in a different way.

Thread theme for the next 4 months:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVq9edB3HcM

>>49550324
too busy with project gomen

>>49550235
>Gura streaming like total of 2-3 times during it
The fuck? You're taking a 2 month vacation?

>>49550303
But I don't have enough karma to post there.

>>49550324
>we
yeah, me

For good or worse, things are gonna change very soon. If Cover still has managers who care about the company, they will do something. If they don't then it will get pretty ugly.

>>49550327
yeah

>>49550498
>Things cover should do.txt

>>49550498
Gura's managers are doing their job by telling her to rest her voice after they rape it. People keep forgetting she almost lost her voice several times.

Gura's artism is unmatched. She'll have a staggering number of GFE streams for us once she has arranged all of her assets.

>>49550498
You said that last time

>>49550567
Gura can do 7 hours of stream a day and always show up for Kiara's streams but she *must* rest her voice when it comes to talking to her fanbase.

And she's also resting her hands from typing updates. Fucking hell, even "still busy, still sick" does wonders to assuage people starting to wonder what's going on.

>>49550606
How do you keep being so optimistic?

>>49550606
any day now haha...

>>49550606
we got blueballed out of the only lovebomb we've had in ages and we can't even get watchalongs going in a themed month, don't do this to yourself

>>49550636
And this is last time I'll say it. Tomorrow is gonna be a busy day.

>>49550642
You have a very active mind chumbie. I don't think anything about her situation has changed since her last update.

>>49550606
>artism
I'm somewhat of an artist myself

>>49550642
Yes? She literally told us she hurt her voice mutliple times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqlJcjo_00g&t=16940s

Now that we're half way through Movie May, what will next months theme be?

>>49550606
She won't. We will never get asmr, gfe or any rp streams ever again. She finds them cringe

>>49550751
Jackin' it June

Time for reps. Very busy day today.

>>49550776
Remember to fill in the google form if/when you cancel your sub.
It's there for a reason, don't skip it.

>>49550644
Just think back to everything Gura has done for us and it should be obvious that she's thinking of us always and will unleash a flurry of feminine charm upon us once she's ready.

>>49550567
>>49550752
Then maybe all these recordings are the actual problem and not streaming.

>called it Movie May
>watched one movie
why is she like this

>>49550752
No one contradicted you that her voice can and has gotten hurt sometimes, idiot. I'm saying its clearly nothing to do with her refusal to fucking do something for the fans.
Two back to back chicken collabs as her only content, jesus fucking christ.

>>49550751
JOI June.

>>49550861
How dare you lie? we watched 2! movies. 2!!
ANTI

>>49550803
That's every month's theme

>>49550751
How about Japan June, where she will be the whole time in Japan and conveniently forgot to take any streaming gear with her

>>49550890
I'd rather have Kiara collabs than more watchalongs honestly.

>>49550947
that's actually never been an excuse because they were provided streaming stuff towards the latter half of her stay and the new studio has rooms set up for streaming as well

>>49550900
scooby doo wasn't in may dingus

>>49550900
What was there other than Star Wars? Scooby-Doo was in April.

Shut up and look at gurass.

>>49551015
cute sketch

>>49550989
Well thats the excuse Gura used. But she's totally never been disingenuous right?

>>49550989
Oh she will find some way to avoid streaming believe me. Wifi hort or the streaming stuff provided don't work. Also studio booked can't stream from there, oops

>>49550840
It's been a long time since she's done anything for us, and it doesn't feel like she thinks of us at all. She said it a few times but she doesn't really show it.

>>49550958
I'd rather have regular solo streams than either a watchalong or these collabs.

>>49548695
based teacherbud

>>49551072
if you're gonna split hairs it was an excuse she used before being provided equipment, I'm pretty sure the member karaoke was on a new laptop or something because you couldn't hear the fan/cooler thing she got for her own laptop desperately trying to stay alive

>>49550751
>Just don't have the time June
>Just a little longer July
>Almost done August
>Streams soon September
>Only a bit more October
>Nevermind November
>Ditched December

>>49551130
Sametori is better than normal streams. They need to kiss.

>>49551015
its beautiful

>>49551158
They can kiss on Gura's channel.

>>49551129
She has phrased these "projects" as doing stuff for us but to be honest, she kind of instantly memory holes them and never brings them up.
The only projects that ever had any impact were her 3d streams. And she sure as shit ain't working on a 3d stream this year (thanks cover!)

Ah, I see the thread is full of "chumbies" today as well.

>>49551099
>Oh she will find some way to avoid streaming believe me
Yeah, the literal way she's doing it now. "haha sorry guys, so busssssy with the records, I'm recording 12 hours a day, Cover staff is literally working overtime to record with me"

>>49551129
This stream wasn't that long ago and I think it's clear that she likes doing them so much that she's going to make them fancier and more intense.

>>49551284
This retard doesn't have Shark'd living in his head rent free.

Welcome to the Salty Chumbucket
How much do ya love Gura?

>>49551155
Jack off June
Jack off July
Ass and tummy August
Small smelly cunt September
Oh nyo October
Love nest November
Diddling December

>>49551356
I love her more than you.

>>49551284
Members should ask Gura the things she "couldn't wait to show us" because Gura constantly memoryholing them like this is equivalent to lying.

>>49551356
I love Gura so much that once I posted the tribute

>>49551436
Post another. There's never enough tributes.

When she started to put all those movies on the screen I knew. I think she gets high on letting us down.

>>49551155
>Just end it all January

>>49551133
Oh that's not me. I work at a factory in shipping.
Seems like it's going to be a slow, comfy night. I love it.

>>49551436
if you didn't post it to her art tag you clearly don't love her THAT much

>>49551342
Reminder that Gura keeps showing us her naked loli body and enticing us to rape her.

>>49551339
Yeah, look at all these fancy and intense stream we're getting!

>>49551342
I watch it every day, along with the 3d live, 3d showcase and both reflects.

>>49551155

>>49551336
I really hope there's actual transparency with the notes from managers thing to see if Gura was just lying about being "too busy" all this time or not.

>>49551342
Ok, look
I'm willing to assume Gura directed every single shot herslef of shark'd (because she sure as shit didn't animate it). Storyboarded the whole thing.

Still doesn't take that fucking long. And I'm being generous with even considering a piece of animation other people made for her is a "Gura project she worked on".

>>49551566
Retard.

>>49551356
I love her more than anything, more than she loves me..

>>49551501
We might get one pretty soon if she's getting a new outfit like the others.

>>49551674
Gura said the new outfit is going to be her sexiest ever. I can't wait.

>>49551674
well I am certain we'll get one whole stream for a new outfit, I'll give you that

Gura sniffed us and said we smell good, she should do that again.

We used to get love bombs after big breaks, now we get love rations. Juuuuust barely enough to give you hope and keep you here.

>>49551464
She does this all the time. She always talks about how she plans to stream this and that and how she has been asking for perms and spitballs ideas left and right and holy shit chumbies exciting things are happening and what do we get? Fucking nothing. It's like she is probing around checking just how much stupid shit she can get away with before she starts pissing off the average casual chumfuck

>>49551857
I could really use a love bomb right about now..

These two are up to something, I can smell it. What are they going to do to us?

>>49551949
They are going to sing the gay horse song next fest!

>>49551857
have we even gotten rations

>>49551857
How about you leave and the the vods pile up to watch all at once later? It sounds like that would be much better for your mental health.

>>49552029
nta. vods aren't nearly the same dumbud, you should know that.

>>49551857
That's because she no longer considers these "big breaks".
She's working you entitled fuck, so what if you don't know what and it will just be crumbs when it comes out.

>>49552067
He clearly isn't enjoying himself as it is. Letting vods pile up is the smart thing to do, even if they're not the same as live.

>>49552029
Are you new? Vods have always been inferior.

>>49551949
They're just doing stuff to each other

>>49552222
Quads confirms. They've rented Noel's ASMR booth to record doing stuff to each other for us.

>>49552222
Checked

>>49552222
TuT

>>49552222

Today I think I will learn how to code an automatic reboot script for my minecraft server
I refuse to learn how to debug java to figure out why it crashes after like 18 hours

holy shit gura's gonna hit the go live button!

Ok well since we're reaching the latest possible time for a stream frame and nothing is up, I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep. Goodnight and good luck.

>>49552607
sleep well, I've got about 12 hours before I get to cry myself to sleep

>>49552509
when?

>>49552607
There's still an hour before that.

>>49552607
>Gura finishes her work for the day.
>But she can't sleep.
>She's horny.
>She needs her chumbies to make her goom!
>She starts up a late night ERP stream for all available chumbies who did not cry themselves to sleep.

>>49552766
I'm pretty sure she just masturbates by herself with her vibe.

Didn't read the thread, still love Gura. Also went to the range today for my reps.

Gura should get this hair style

>>49552766
Gura isn't a whore, don't reply to me.

>>49552924
The hair needs to be longer. I want ankle length hair.