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Menhera monday edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Can I self-post?
Self-posting is allowed as long as you pretend you're not doing it.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money, otherwise use Vegas Pro.

Open company auditions:
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Twitter branding: https://pastebin.com/jVERSLqG
Para-social guide: https://pastebin.com/zmpCResg

Stay grounded, stay hopeful.

Previous thread: >>49387429

>> No.49471660

big Zenya bunda

>> No.49471677
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49471677

I hope everyone had a wonderfull week!

>> No.49471712

I miss the bucket of crab OPs, they were better

>> No.49471836

I'm worried about Denpa.
Girl needs to find a new job

>> No.49471989

>>49471660
Stop saying bunda

>> No.49472032

>>49471989
buenos dias anon
*slaps your bunda*

>> No.49472069

I don't like ryona but I like everything else in that pic
>menhera monday
Komm Suser Tod

>> No.49472685

>>49471989
What's wrong with bunda?

>> No.49473578

>>49471712
Eating crabs with Jignx!!

>> No.49473698

>>49471528
I think I have a crush on her bros... Not like this ...

>> No.49474036

/asp/ wasn't supposed to be the small vtuber general, it wasn't meant for viewers (unless they want to be groomed into becoming vtubers)

>> No.49474279
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>>49473578
You can now wear your own groomer cap while going to the convenience store!

>> No.49474586

>>49474036
Go to/ mu/ if you want to have the same conversation about the "best" microphone every day.

>> No.49474613

>>49474036
Meant by who and why do I care about their opinion

>> No.49474823
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49474823

Denpa, Gumpai, Zenya, and Lavendel are all insane.
Runoxi, Laine, Cats, Coco, Alinah, and Olga are sane.
All the males except Chaosfoundry are sane.

>> No.49474891
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>>49474613

>> No.49475034

looks like she's starting menhera monday
https://twitter.com/MiruKumaa/status/1658056422935109633?t=trOI9W-1CELq1Rwxmu7Y_w&s=19

>> No.49475265

>>49474891
Esl chama

>> No.49475267
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>>49474613

>> No.49475273

>>49475034
Yeah, her family is moving away from japan, but that's a good thing, maybe she'll finally get a boyfriend

>> No.49475344

>>49475273
Yeah me

>> No.49475371
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49475371

What must I do to get my own hag sexpests who cook for me?

>> No.49475487
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>>49475265
go get your GED before trying to become a vtuber

>> No.49476535

>>49475344
I don't remember making this post

>> No.49476708

>>49474823
>Olga
>sane
opinion discarded

>> No.49476780

>>49475344
>>49476535
You're a bit late to groom Miru, she's a bigger vtuber now and she has some serious oil barons buying up her throne wishlist

>> No.49476857

>>49476780
You don't win an oshi by being a paying.

>> No.49477325

Have a short.
I wish I didn't see that.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_fgtlxjcjcI

>> No.49477388
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>>49477325
Shorts don't embed.
I am clown

>> No.49477466

>>49475273
If I got to live in Japan and live out my lolicon (in mirus case shotacon) dreams by being a cute preschool teacher and hang out with cute vtubers(mikan) and had to leave that behind I think I'd kms

>> No.49478138

>>49477388
As all we are here. No worries

>> No.49478233

>>49471660
ecchi fishie!! did you not have your fill yesterday with live ASMR?! i learned a new word from this post though so i'll turn a blind eye...

>> No.49478305
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>>49477466

>> No.49478402

>>49476857
It does help if the oshi in question is addicted to lolita fashion, those things are expensive
What's the best way to get in your oshi's good graces, fanart?
It's never too late to do my art reps, my momma did say that I was talented when I was young

>> No.49478502

>>49474823
as an orcaposter i agree with the Zenya evaluation! i'm proud she can do such a good job skin walking as a normie stacy at will!

>> No.49478542

>>49478305
There there yukichi

>> No.49478683

>>49478402
Thoughtless gifts won't get you in.

>> No.49479314

>>49478683
Expensive gifts will though.

>> No.49479518

do you think I could get a cute menhera vtuber gf by watching 0-2 vtubers and hitting on them

>> No.49479595

>>49479314
How do you know?

>> No.49479665

>>49479595
Shhh don't worry about it anon, I'm sure she loves you dearly even if you're broke

>> No.49479724

>>49475371
You could probably just hang out, maybe worm your way into the DMs carefully. Menheras seem like they'd be more likely to latch onto you if you're, you know, around in any capacity.
I'm mostly just talking out of my ass here, of course.

>> No.49479741

>>49479665
So you don't actually know. It's fine bro. I'm sure she'll definitely think about you after your next gift. This will be the one that makes her love you.

>> No.49479848

>>49479518
Words of advice from someone who once dumpster dived not to groom, but to make friends: No, you won't find a chuuba GF dumpster diving, anyone permastuck at those numbers is either underage, mute, trans, furry, too mentally ill or a combination of some/all. On the rare ocassion you find a cute girl, she'll grow to at least 2view in a month at most

>> No.49480034

Just found a way to set up that double streaming laptop setup without doxxing myself too hard
I'm not sure how bad it affects performance but it will let you Alt-Tab without showing your opened resume that's lingering on your desktop, ahahah...
https://youtu.be/GYemEdTRLQU

>>49478683
I have a very thoughtful gift planned for my oshi's birthday, I'm going to get her her first drawing tablet

>> No.49480239

>>49479848
ok but I dont need more friends, I need a lover...

>> No.49480279

>>49480239
If finding friends with this method is nigh impossible, what makes you think a lover won't be harder?

>> No.49480335

>>49480279
I completely misread your initial post and thought you were saying "dont try to groom, try to make friends instead", sorry anon

>> No.49481764

>>49479848
Did you make any friends though?

>> No.49482132

>>49480034
>I'm going to get her her first drawing tablet
Godspeed anon

>> No.49482887
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49482887

I'm still unsure of what I want my model to look like, but I drew this at work and I'd like some feedbacks on the design, if possible :)

>> No.49482960

>>49482887
you'll never be as cute as gumpai

>> No.49483048
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>>49482887

>> No.49483092

>>49482887
a femboy moth?

>> No.49483143

>>49482887
>>49482960
Honestly at this point I’d be willing to sell my Gumpai model to you if you’re interested

>> No.49483743

>>49482887
Gumpai but awesome

>> No.49483777

qrd on Gumpai and Denpa's relationship?

>> No.49483888

>>49483777
Gumpai is part of Denpa's 2view ryona harem but also has her own reverse harem of masochistic male fans that wanna be castrated by her.

>> No.49484078

>>49483777
birds of a feather

>> No.49484409 [DELETED] 

>>49483092
It's an angel but eh I'm against the idea of a moth

>> No.49484486

>>49483888
I don't want that. I just think she's cute and want her to be happy.

>> No.49484588

>>49483092
It's an angel

>> No.49484651

>>49480034
always wondered what kind of setup /asp/ies are running

>> No.49484760

>>49482887
I love angels

>> No.49484790

>>49484486
If her happiness was dependent on castrating you though...?

>> No.49484908

>>49484790
Then I'm afraid her happiness can wait until we've had a dozen kids and she can forget about it.

>> No.49485184

>>49483888
Who is the one into castration?

>> No.49485224

>>49485184
Gumpai
Denpa is only into FGM

>> No.49485550

>>49485224
Is she really?

>> No.49485566

>>49485550
Ask her about it next time she streams.

>> No.49486584

all this talk of castration had me look into sterilization method and this birth control implant thing sounds a lot nicer than the other options

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My wonderful friends of /asp/!
It is that glorious time. Your boy Digby returns to the LCD screen!
After a bout of illness he returns to slay zombies and save the girl in Resident Evil 3 Remake.
And of course dump my shameless self promotion all over the thread.

So come watch only at https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

Also look at the cute little Digby in a suit that Sun drew

>> No.49487237

How can I know for sure the 1view I'm trying to groom isnt in this thread?

>> No.49487735

>>49487237
Say their name

>> No.49488051

Zun artstyle, yes or no?

>> No.49488067

>>49487237
say their name, I'm an expert and I know everyone who browses this thread
the voices in my head tell me names
you don't know me but I know everything about you

>> No.49488214

>>49488051
Yes

>> No.49488265

>>49488051
An absolute yes (I NEED MORE TOUHOU CHUUBAS)

>> No.49488575

>>49488051
Yes, but only if you know your touhou, don't be a poser.
And the model needs a hat.

>> No.49488923

>>49488051
ZUN design? yes
ArtStyle? hell no
just pick an artstyle like Sunken Fossil World

>> No.49489560

>>49488051
Touhou chuuba would be sick.

>> No.49489947
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49489947

menhera monday? ok.
I've been trying to make a model for myself for years but I'm never satisfied and keep starting over like a retard.
I managed to finish my last attempt but the rigging for that never got done and it's been over half a year and by now I hate how that one looks, too.

Currently working on attempt number 7.

>> No.49490179

>>49474823
Lavandel looks sane, kind of.

>> No.49490473

>>49490179
https://twitter.com/purpurlavandel/with_replies
does this look sane to you? also her oshi mark is a pill and a bandaid

>> No.49490708

>>49490179
Lavandel is on the same level as Gumpai in terms of insanity.

>> No.49490747

>>49474823
Add Laine to the insane list, she's good at faking it but I can feel a turbulence lurk beneath her amber eyes
Decent people don't find their way to this website, it is known

>> No.49490808

>>49489947
Tough challenge. Sounds like you make a good parent, keeping yourself to a standard and being persistent about it.

>> No.49490919

>>49490473
I didn't notice that until now. Maybe I need to watch more of her streams.
>>49490708
QRD? What has she done to be in the same level as Gumpai?

>> No.49491091

>>49490919
>QRD? What has she done to be in the same level as Gumpai?
Just from hearing her talk, you can tell.
Has she done unhinged shit on stream? No, not yet at least.
But she'll have her "period pad" moment.

>> No.49491280

>>49491091
>Just from hearing her talk
Could you explain how? I don't hear it when I watch her streams. She just sounds autistic, way too passionate about things.

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30 minutes until we're back again with Zelda TotK! I'd still truly love any feedback anyone would care to provide, I'm looking to learn and improve!

https://www.twitch.tv/harumizuko

>> No.49492012

>>49490808
Thanks kind anon, now I feel a little more motivated again!

>> No.49492128

A random 3D guy followed me on twitter, and I do not want his followship. Considering blocking - it's not like he'll notice among the +1000 he's already following anyway.

>> No.49492195

>>49492128
why don't you want him to follow you? do you have something against people who do 3D?
just ignore him

>> No.49492206

>>49474823
>tfw not namefagged yet again
aiiiee...

>> No.49492210

>>49489947
Mind posting progress here?

>> No.49492284

>>49492128
just mute

number get bigger = good

unless its a principle thing, which i respect

>> No.49492291

Do I have any chance with Jaydead? Male btw

>> No.49492564

>>49490747
She's one of the most normal people here, it's why she isn't selfposting anymore

>> No.49492640

>>49492291
He implied having a girlfriend a few times, so I dont think so
the rrat is that shes /here/, but I wont say her name since afaik she never selfposted

>> No.49492718

designing my character...everything gets more real by the day. i'm so scared and excited. asmr script outlines prepped, singing lessons booked out for a couple months among other things...thanks for being nice to me on twitter. no expectations of course, my life is quite happy and stable outside of potentially becoming a vtuber, but the way that so many of my creative hobbies (none of which i'm very good at, but still) are coming together is just so fun i can hardly contain myself

>> No.49492738

>>49492195
By 3D I mean he's a real dude with a photo as his pfp. If he followed once I was already established I wouldnt care as much.
>>49492284
Yeah I only have a couple followers anyway so I'll probably block and then unblock. I don't want people looking at my list of followers and thinking he's relevant to me like the others are.

>> No.49492843

>>49492640
>He implied having a girlfriend a few times
Isn't he openly gay?

>> No.49493022

found my mic what do i say now

>> No.49493101

>>49492640
she's posted herself once or twice, was active in the discord and one of the thread schizo, although she will deny it

>>49492843
just because a man wears timbers doesn't mean he's gay, anon

>> No.49493327

>>49493022
Read memes

>> No.49493508

I wonder how many males are actually gay or bi here

>> No.49493551
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49493551

>>49471989

>> No.49493602

>>49493508
i'm borderline asexual due to my meds, makes it easy to bait in either direction

>> No.49493643

>>49493508
Beryl, Daiya and Parseks are gay.
You can tell from their voice.
Everyone else is bi, except Alva.

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>>49492640
it's better not to name female vtubers when it's true because it will directly affect their numbers and streaming income

>> No.49493835

>>49493643
Nobody straight would draw themselves how Alva does.

>> No.49493902

>>49493327
ok but which ones

>> No.49493959

The males all have bfs too

>> No.49494026

>>49493959
I wish lmao

God im lonely

>> No.49494111

>>49493643
I'm bi, not gay.

>> No.49494118

>>49493508
I tried it with both boys and girls before and had both a girlfriend and a boyfriend before. All I can say is, that it's down to the person and my enjoyment has nothing to do with gender.

>> No.49494130

>>49493959
no i have a gf

>> No.49494168

>>49494118
I mean yeah, same for me. I just see it as a note of what you're open to.

>> No.49494264

>>49493959
Nope, I have a gf, had her for over 7 years.

>> No.49494315

>>49491091
>"period pad" moment
Elaborate

>> No.49494341

>>49493959
I'm an idol (male), I'll never be in a relationship while I'm streaming
I haven't had any issues preserving my virginity

>> No.49494363

>>49494315
lurk moar

>> No.49494418

>>49494341
Kankuro...

>> No.49494484

I need someone to take care of

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>>49492210

>> No.49494673

>>49494548
pls no babi
Also sexo.

>> No.49494680

Did Juniper get raided?

>> No.49494686

>>49494548
>sukumizu
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGS

>> No.49494690

>>49494548
>trans flag stocking
red flag

>> No.49494802

>>49488051
if you could pull of a zun design, it would be uberkino.

>> No.49494871

>>49494673
that's not a babi, thats a tranny
look at the bulge

>> No.49494874

>>49494548
imagine the thighjobs

>> No.49494878

>>49494548
very nice thighs, pneumatic

>> No.49494884

>>49494548
really cute!! you should finish it, your art is really good

>> No.49494932

>>49494548
Denpa if she male

>> No.49495009

>>49492843
He's not gay, he's just a bro, dude. Just because he's ready at any time to give his bros a brojob doesn't make him gay.

>> No.49495086

>>49493835
not alva, but I would also draw myself wild and silly because I hate the male form THAT MUCH and also /ss/.

>> No.49495893

Oh God what did I start, I just like pretty pastel colors.
A-Anyway thanks you all, I'm glad you like the design.

>> No.49495922

>>49493508
I could no longer call myself straight after them Thai ladyboys man, I swear they look like miss Japan

>> No.49496105

>>49495893
thigh sex

>> No.49496118

>>49495893
if you have a decent voice, you'll be a hit, godspeed Melon
damn I'd love to have a gf with thighs like this

>> No.49496187

>>49495893
Don't take the schizos to heart

>> No.49497030

>>49494548
look very cute. ignore schizos. do your thing

>> No.49497101

>>49494548
the Denpa killer

>> No.49497625

>>49495893
people like to shitpost, even if they like your model and personality. you're fine.

>> No.49497813

What’s the best way to get into and improve at digital art? I’d basically be starting from scratch…

>> No.49498602

>>49497813
1. Practise on paper first before wasting money on expensive equipment. (unless you already did that.)
2. Tracing is actually decent practise for the beginning. Go google "deviantart shrimp method" I'm too lazy to dig it up, but it's a solid method. Just don't post traced art. It's just for practise.
3. You can also learn a lot just from watching speedpaints from good artists and thinking abour how they aproach things, and maybe even copy that.
4. /ic/ has a shitton of great resources in the sticky. check out the sticky. do not browse that board at all. Ignore anything but the sticky resources.
5. be patient with yourself. the improvement never ends and is constant, even if you don't see it.
6. stretch your hands.

>> No.49498652

>>49493959
Give me the rrats
Who’s dating who

>> No.49498717

>>49494548
Want some feedback from a design standpoint, or are you happy with what you got so far?

>> No.49498770

>>49497813
decide what you want your art to look like and find artists who do similar art, copy them, let them be your goal

>> No.49499639

>>49498717
The design is the one thing I'm 100% content with, but I'm curious!

>> No.49499695

>>49498652
Im dating myself

>> No.49500057

>>49499639
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/all/tags/vtuber
that's your competition, in my opinion none of the last 5 iterations are inferior to the average vtubing model
just bring something to completion and get started

>> No.49500250

>>49493959
Nah I haven't even kissed

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49500316

KK Here!
Streaming Yugioh Master Duel for the first time in 5 minutes!
Haven't played in 10 years, going for Puppet deck build ideas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os-hzFlXrIY

>> No.49500381

>>49498652
don't be coy now, you know you want me to date you

>> No.49500692

>>49498652
me and (you)

>> No.49501055

>>49495009
Exactly, think of all the tragedies, all the school shootings, that could have avoided if some bros had gotten a couple brojobs.
Gotta help out the bros sometimes, take one for the team.
Be a little bisexual for a safer America.

>> No.49501187

>>49492843
He'll flirt with basically any regularr as a joke, it's just his sense of humor

>> No.49501691

>>49494871
Yikes

>> No.49501757 [DELETED] 

>>49494548
Tranny

>> No.49502463

>>49497813
literally just draw, or if you dont have adhd then check the ic artbook thread and ask for recs

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49502507

Damn... It's getting closer, lmao.

>> No.49503780

>>49474823
you can strike off Olga from the sane list, look at >>49502507

>>49492564
did you see her spotify playlist? and yeah, she finally stopped selfposting, but she avatarfagged as hard as KK don't forget that

>> No.49503957

>>49474823
Gumpai is the sanest girl.

>> No.49504176

>>49503780
NTA but is her Spotify playlist insane? Femcel levels?

>> No.49504193

>>49493508
>>49493643
I'm straight.

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>>49503780
>Wh nerd
>Strike off from the sane
And it's not even the worst part of her humor

>> No.49504528

>>49474823
>Denpa is insane
as she should be
I want to mating press that menhera and ruin my life taking care of her

>> No.49504634

>>49504176
you tell me, but I'm probably exaggerating, I'm sure there's worse
https://twitter.com/laineikaros/status/1658169523785334784

>> No.49504929

Kankuro is very cool but I'm suddenly remembering how awful it is seeing Yugioh players talk to newbies

>> No.49504999

>>49504634
I don't recognize any of this music to recognize if it's insane or not. Lamp is nice on there, but it's way too wide of a variety of music for me to call her insane yet.

>> No.49505313

>>49504634
I wished I could share my music like that, but I'm sort of too old to use Spotify all my music is saved locally and it's way too much to condense into a playlist.

>> No.49506355

>>49504528
What's wrong with her?

>> No.49506382

has the rabbit posted anything yet

>> No.49508077

>>49506382
who?

>> No.49508160

>>49494548
Bit chubby, but I like it

>> No.49508513

>>49506382
Which one? Femboy? Denpa?

>> No.49508892

so what's a good webcam to have for the face tracking?
I know about the Iphone shit but I won't spend my money on that rn

>> No.49508925

Haru sperging out telling Digby goodnight was cute, CUTE!

>> No.49509275
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>>49508925
Yeah Digby too wholesome, raiding newbies
Most twitch streamers wouldn't raid someone like Haru

>> No.49509315

>>49508892
plug your android phone into a computer with iriun or droidcam or whatever.

>> No.49509513

>>49508892
Logitech C270, anything that can do actual 720p30 is good enough tho

>> No.49509756

>>49509315
There's no real benefit to plugging my android or is it anywhere near more precise than a webcam?

>> No.49510158

>>49509513
>Logitech C270
I've often seen it being recommended, is it an especially good 720p30fps webcam? Or just normal?

>> No.49510275

>>49510158
It's Logitech's cheapest webcam, nothing special about it, it just works as advertised

>> No.49510571

personally im using a razer kiyo because someone gifted it to me and i dont mind getting blasted in the eyes with bright light in my dark bedroom

>> No.49510576

>>49509756
I keep forgetting not everybody is streaming off a laptop with their integrated webcam.
There's no benefit like with the iPhone, it just werks and you already have the camera, no purchase neccesary, only reasons youd do this.

>> No.49510715

>>49510571
must be nice having a supportive bf

>> No.49510727

>>49492640
If you're talking about who I'm thinking of, what makes you think they're dating? Very surreal if true.

>> No.49511208

>>49510727
Nta anon, but it's obvious, she was always into him, the art, some things I cannot discuss, the hiatus, etc

>> No.49511224

>>49510571
It also works. The issue with recommending equipment to do one specific task that not always can do a specific task depending on brand and model is that most people are too lazy to look at a spec sheets, then corroborate that the specs are real, so it's best to recommend the cheapest thing you know will work

>> No.49511318

>>49510727
>always in each others chat
>he drew her sitting on his lap on stream
>several collabs
Thats enough ground for a rrat at least

>> No.49511487
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49511487

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, it has come to my attention that there exists a devious, insidious conspiracy of the most diabolical kind! And at the heart of this conspiracy, I've uncovered a menacing force – a force that seeks to shatter our very fabric of reality! This malevolent organization is known as /asp/cord, a wretched hive of villainy, and it is led by none other than the sinister puppet master, Vissage!

Now, let me reveal to you the repugnant, revolting truth about this virtual web of evil. The /asp/cord is a group of virtual beings, spawned from the darkest recesses of cyberspace. They are called VTubers, and they are designed to infiltrate the unsuspecting minds of innocent individuals, particularly the young and vulnerable!

You may ask, "But how? How do they achieve this terrifying feat?" The answer lies in the pernicious process of feminization! That's right, the /asp/cord uses these bewitching VTubers to spread their malignant message of mind control, turning their victims into subservient drones, all to fulfill the twisted desires of their malevolent overlord, Vissage!

These poor souls are led into a world of enchantment, and through the hypnotic power of the VTubers, they are systematically feminized, weakened, and rendered unable to resist the sickening whims of the depraved Vissage. They are indoctrinated into a cult of personality, where dissent is forbidden, and all must bow to the will of this heinous mastermind!

And let me tell you, dear listeners, this is no mere charade, no simple game of pretend. No, this is a calculated, methodical, and unrelenting campaign of psychological warfare! Vissage and his /asp/cord conspirators will stop at nothing to ensure their ultimate goal of world domination is achieved – one mind at a time!

It's high time we expose this vile plot, to unveil the repulsive machinations of Vissage and his /asp/cord lackeys! We must rise against this wicked conspiracy, to stand together and fight for our freedom, our minds, and our very souls! For if we do not act now, if we do not resist the corrupting influence of these VTubers, then we are all doomed to succumb to the will of the nefarious Vissage, and our world shall fall into darkness!

So, I implore you, good citizens of the world, to awaken to the truth, to see through the veil of deception, and to join the battle against the sinister /asp/cord conspiracy! Let us stand united and vanquish this monstrous foe, to reclaim our humanity, and to ensure the freedom of future generations!

Down with Vissage! Down with the /asp/cord! Let the world be free from their insidious grasp!

>> No.49511542

Another day another viewerless stream

>> No.49511601

>>49511208
>the hiatus
what the fuck does this mean

>> No.49511636

Menhera Monday Thoughts:
When I debut I only want viewers who watch me and no one else. I wonder how I can achieve this.

>> No.49512002

Sometimes, lacking the critical information is desirable

>> No.49512072

>>49511601
You know damn well what the fuck it means, now stop speculating and ask them directly in a DM if you're an acquaintance, instead of gossiping about your friends on 4chin

>> No.49512518

>>49512072
I dont even know who the fuck you guys talking about I just find funny that youre spreading rrats out of a hiatus

>> No.49513407

>>49511636
if you go out with me I'll only watch you

>> No.49513635

>>49512518
The funny thing is that no matter who they're talking about, none of these people would get a dip in viwership from being in a relationship, I quickly glanced at his streams then the vods of anyone chatting, it just feels like friends hanging out

>> No.49513717

>>49511636
Pander to the busy man, I only have time and energy to watch my oshi, I don't understand how you can watch multiple vtubers
I even stream on the days where she doesn't

>> No.49513910

>>49513635
Jay's a male vtuber, of course it's not going to affect his ccv

>> No.49513946

>>49510715
god i wish, it was a family member that gave it to me

>> No.49514057

>>49513946
not even streaming or a vtuber yet, btw

>> No.49514943
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Is Denpa fatphobic?

>> No.49515649

>>49511636
pander

>>49514943
i wish

>> No.49515691

>>49514943
>React Streamer already...

>> No.49515746

>>49515691
i really like doing watchalongs with my oshi...is that supposed to be bad?

>> No.49515814

>>49493959
I don't have a bf or gf because I'm already married to Justice.

>> No.49515826

>>49514943
no, she's a chubster herself, a chonker

>> No.49516189

>>49515746
Oh so you made her do this, terrible fan.

>> No.49516265

>>49516189
tell em sis

>> No.49517028

>>49499639
I'd say maybe keep to 2 or 3 color schemes max. Also, what kind of outfit type are you going for?

>> No.49518089

When a girl says she's not looking for a relationship, she already has a boyfriend.
When a guy says he's not looking for a relationship, he's coping hard.

>> No.49518566

>>49518089
posting this is the hardest cope desu

>> No.49518885

>>49518089
I'm straight to not interested in sex unless my partner wants it.

>> No.49519611

>>49518885
Damn. Im only interested in sex when my partner doesn't want it.

>> No.49519832

>>49519611
You can do your thing while I disinterestedly wait for you to finish.

>> No.49521803

up

>> No.49522449

who the fuck is flooding the board?

>> No.49522539

>>49494315
She had a stream where she started writing the names of her chat onto her period pad in red ink. Someone posted that to catalog, which got her 100 followers in a day.

>> No.49522738

>>49522449
Joe

>> No.49522769

>>49522738
that son of a bitch! bloody bitch bastard ! !

>> No.49523076

I hope Gumpai has a good hiatus and gets her motivation back. She's an entertaining streamer with a great model and design.

>> No.49523259

>>49522769
Ligma ballz

>> No.49523306

>>49523076
I hope Gumpai gets a boyfriend on her hiatus and comes back with a live sex stream.

>> No.49523422

Debuting my stream this Friday!

>> No.49523923

>>49522738
Your tricks wouldn't work on me if I don't ask you back anon

>> No.49524516

>>49523422
Post link so I can promise to come and then completely forget and feel guilty.

>> No.49524742

>>49498652
I remember someone shipped me with another aspie. Fun times, those.

>> No.49525895

Hopeful up

>> No.49527031

>>49524742
Same gender shipping? Did they even draw clumsy fanart?

>> No.49527139

>>49527031
Nah, it was a hetship and they were just shitposting, I just interacted with her once on twitter. No fanart, of course.

>> No.49528550

Ten more years until I learn to draw and DIY myself into a cute V with a boring personality.

>> No.49529287

>>49502463
Nta, but it's sad to have the wrong kind of adhd, I can concentrate on shit like translation but not on drawing at all.

>> No.49530565

good morning vietnam!

>> No.49530767

Hello Denpa, please leave this place it's not good for you

>> No.49531101

good morning denpa, please let me suck your huge tits

>> No.49531792

I was starting to wonder why it felt like the schizos were slower and the rrats less aggressive until I realized its already May. Summer weather finally driving the crabs outside for their government mandated outside time.

Good for them. Good for them.

>> No.49532098

>>49531792
Are we reading the same threads? I think you've just become desensitized dude

>> No.49532209

>>49508892
An old iPhone is fine too as long as it has the notch with the sensor. Used iPhones go for relatively cheap these days. Still better than what webcams and Androids can do, unfortunately. But if you really don't want to get one, then like anons said any 720p30 webcam or your phone will suffice for basic tracking.

>> No.49532440

>>49532098
I could be but I dont think so. A peek back to January or March was definitely worse. I hate to admit it but I think that one cat scared a lot of them off too

>> No.49532456

>>49530565
It's literally 9pm, Cronauer is partying now

>> No.49532788

>>49532456
sometimes I think about why someone like Robin Williams would kill himself, and then I try to crack another joke, to laugh

>> No.49533226
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>The 1view I'm trying to groom is lame.
>The 2 other people in the live chat seem more fun.
>I strike a conversation with them.
>They're more fun to talk to than the streamer.
Is there something wrong with me? Is this a normal thing to happen?

>> No.49533588

>>49532788
The deepest psychological cut for a comedian is when you say a joke that doesn't sound funny to you but a room erupts in laughter.

>> No.49533608

>>49533226
Not really, had this happen a couple times before

>> No.49533691

God I fucking love terminally online women

>> No.49534367

Am I attractive?

>> No.49534456

>>49533691
Why? They are just normies

>> No.49534803

>>49534367
Are you a boy or a girl? I am obligated to say yes if you're a girl but I'll say the truth if you're a boy

>> No.49535096

>>49533226
There's a reason "don't talk among yourselves in the chat" is a rule even with the bigger vtubers. It's pretty normal, and especially since 1views are often 1views because they're fairly unspectacular. Sad that it's hard to share contacts in YT chat.

>> No.49535167

Talking to artists genuinely excited and happy to be working on my projects feels good and makes me excited to work harder.

>> No.49535378

>>49493508
Relatively high, as is the norm in any creative endeavor.
I'm sort of straight by accident, but can't be sure as I'm simply too asocial to actually interact with people beyond the bare polite minimum or let anyone into my personal space.

>> No.49535424

>>49535378
Im sorry to hear that

>> No.49535480

>>49535096
That's a pretty funny rule. Honestly I had some people fight in the chat over gacha meta stuff before when I was just first-timing the game, was interesting to read but I couldn't really incorporate it into the stream. I sort of get it, but enforcing it also feels silly. I don't mind it at all, but it's also a weird position to be in. I was playing more commentator for a while instead since I didn't have the game knowledge and just kept going for the rest the viewers really.

>> No.49535551
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>>49517028
I actually agree with the color thing, but I can't help but still like how the design looks even tho it's loaded with different colors. But in the cleaned up version (not visible here) I did make it so the jacket and bow have the same color.

Also I don't have a specific outfit type I'm going for, it's just a sukumizu, skirt and hoodie jacket after all. All I want is moe and simplicity. pic related.
If you need a label, the closest would be yume kawaii but that doesn't fit quite right.

>> No.49535599

>>49535480
I suppose I'm the opposite. I'm happy if my viewers are there to talk to me but as long as they're not self promoting or directing viewers away to other streams I'm happy to have people in my chat being friendly and getting along.

>> No.49536014

Is it even worth it being a male chuuba these days? Or should I just go the flesh route?

>> No.49536158

>>49536014
Oh hey its this post again.

>> No.49536246

>>49536014
VTubing is on the decline. Streaming on Twitch will most certainly die within the next 2 years, the most logical option for you is likely suicide.

>> No.49536268

>>49536014
Do it for all the hot fujos and femcels wanting to fuck you anon

>> No.49536986

>>49536014
You'll have bigger problems than gender if you're an indie (girls get stuck at 1view easily as well), you'll be fine either way if you're in a big enough box.
Personally I still plan to semi-babiniku, but for me it has more to do with how I want to see myself/my character as a V rather than how I want to market myself.

>> No.49537978

>>49536246
Shut the fuck up Cab, shit not working out for you isn't twitch's fault.

>> No.49538164

>>49536246
Nothing is going to die, but I do wonder if there will be that much space for newcomers, as the world's population growth is on the decline and the existing big hitters aren't going anywhere any time soon.

>> No.49538391

Gonna squeeze the succubus milk out of Coco's Coco's and sell it at exorbitant prices for massive profit.
Keeping some for myself, of course, still kept warm in the titty and sipped straight from the tap.

>> No.49538833

>>49536246
Everyone is a vtuber now. It's not 2018 now.
There's no fresh air in this. It's not even 2020 with cooldown and crowd of people who have nothing to do.
People not surprised to see a vtuber nowdays. A lot of people are still active.
But it doesn't mean you should stop doing what you like.
It means you shouldn't expect making it too easy.

>> No.49538855

I'm just so interesting that my chat wants to talk to me instead of themselves.
Simple as

>> No.49539030

You will never be in an LDR with a hag.

>> No.49539668

>>49538391
ngl babe i think about such a predicament
a lot
dont tell mom MonkeyS

>> No.49539730

God I want vtuber cock inside me so bad

>> No.49540195

>>49536246
Based doomcrab

>> No.49540210

>>49539730
Same

>> No.49540581

>>49539730
>>49540210
Like retweet and drop your png, I'll tell you if I'd FILL YOU UP or THROW YOU OUT!! :point_down:

>> No.49540685

>>49539730
>>49540210
Stop making males believe that they're desirable, you're only hurting them with that lie

>> No.49541095

Is a virgin twink chuuba more desirable than a beefy chad chuuba?

>> No.49541495

>>49540685
They are desirable to other males

>> No.49542083
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>>49540581

>> No.49542215

>>49542083
[X] FILL UP
[X] THROW OUT

Thanks for playing! A rare two-for-one!

>> No.49542290

>>49539730
Gumpai...

>> No.49542852
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>>49540581

>> No.49543077

>>49539030
jokes on you i'm the cake in the ldr

>> No.49543173

>>49542852
Floof

I want to touch his hair

>> No.49544649

>>49543077
Are you planning to progress the relationship or are you just playing with the young lad?
Are you just using him to make you feel younger!?

>> No.49544746

Test‽

>> No.49544826

>>49544649
we're getting married

>> No.49545327

>>49544826
God I wish that was me, imagine dusting off those few remaining eggs and putting a baby in your hag wife. He's a lucky man.

>> No.49545509

>>49542083
I wanna dick her down like you couldn't believe

>> No.49546001

>>49541095
Are there any vtuber twinks?

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>>49542215
>>49545509
<3
you know how to treat me right c: kisses babe
lmoa this captcha

>> No.49547818

>>49543077
>>49544826
Cats wtf

>> No.49548430

>>49546001
Me

>> No.49548845

>>49546001
Gen 4 is literally the twink gen

>> No.49549133

>>49471528
who is this, and what's the source? I think this has awakened something in me

>> No.49549333

>>49549133
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1819104881
It's denpa's ryona art of herself.

>> No.49549396

>Still no horny dms
I knew sexpests were cowards

>> No.49549579
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49549579

BEHOLD! It is I! Digby. The cat.
We shall soon be streaming in about half an hour. What is on our menu tonight? Fishing. Fishing for eldritch horrors in Dredge.
The fish in the ocean are free and riddled with non-euclidian geometries

So come watch in half an hour or so over at
https://www.twitch.tv/digbycat

>> No.49549676

>>49549333
I-
Thank you anon

>> No.49549913

>>49549396
Male or female? I know I'm loud here but I try not to bother anyone

>> No.49550418

What do I do about all these people flooding my DMs trying to sell me art? Just don't reply if I think that's what they want?

>> No.49550564

>>49550418
I don't reply to DMs unless they open with a pic of their boobs

>> No.49550578

>>49550418
They're bots

>> No.49550627

>>49550418
>people
they're probably bots and even if they aren't you should just delete/block them

>> No.49550667

I’m a shy little bitch but could I maybe drop a voice recording for some honest thoughts/feedback? I’m a male

>> No.49550716

>>49550564
I don't want to see those!
>>49550578
>>49550627
The first few I chatted with seemed like a person behind the wheel. I'm just too broke to afford anything even if I wanted to pull the trigger. I'll keep it in mind though, thank you.

>> No.49550740

>>49550716
>I don't want to see those!
Gay gay homosexual gay

>> No.49550788

>>49550667
Go for it. But be aware there are some pretty mean people here too.

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>>49550716
even if it's a real person they're still cold-calling randos on twitter like a bot and deserve to be treated as such

>> No.49551425

>>49550740
Male or female, I'd only want to see that kind of thing from someone I truly care for, not randoms.
>>49550847
Good point, it felt off the first time that I interacted with someone that did that. I'm curious if they actually get many sales that way, they seemed a little disinterested in the convo as soon as I told them I couldn't afford anything lmao

>> No.49552002

/asp/ies are so innocent

>> No.49552648

>>49552002
Please corrupt me I'm fucking begging at this point

>> No.49552747

>>49552648
Nta but who are you I'll do it.

>> No.49552886

>>49552747
If I tell you it ruins the appeal

>> No.49552889

>>49552747
Sun

>> No.49553322

>>49552002
I'm not innocent I just pretend to be on stream

>> No.49553327

>>49552648
It's not worth it, I've been there and I miss my purity and my former frame of mind

>> No.49553464

I'm pure and innocent and no one can take it away from me because no one knows who I am!

>> No.49553478

sometimes I feel like uncle iroh, everyone's having fun beach episodes and I'm stuck in my jail working out, getting that grotesquely ripped physique

>> No.49553610
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>>49553478
Then im Raoh

>> No.49553618

>>49542852
[X] Neither!

Get in faggot, we're hosting a symposium!

>> No.49553767

>>49546945
I try!

>> No.49554051

Where is my /asp/ie IQ tier list?

>> No.49554396

>>49554051
I'd make it but I'm too low IQ

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