/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

Two weeks has been too much, I feel like I developed a fucking brain lesion while waiting for her to come back

It's getting closer!

I hope you all got your art reps done in time for her to come back

>>49366930
I did somewhat, I wish I did more but it is what it is

Wife is coming back!!
Hopefully you used the break to become a better person than when she last saw you, right?

>>49366969
Does it count if I tried but failed miserably?

>>49366930
Oh yeah I did, but knowing me I'll probably take another week to finish.
I like how its turning out though!

>>49366969
I touched grass and started up a gym membership for the first time in 3 years. Hopefully I can stick with it

>>49366969
I started applying for jobs... and did a few art reps too

>>49366930
I've been working on something but I doubt I'll get it out on time for her return sadly. This week for sure

>>49367054
Good shit anon! Well done.
>>49367062
I wish you nothing but gains on your journey!

>>49366930
technically but I didn't draw her no
have an incomplete one of her though
if I get caught up trying to commemorate things it'll just lead to despair

Is there anyway to watch eurovision not live? I missed it and want to watch it before she streams tomorrow

I was perfectly healthy for the whole break but today I suddenly feel like absolute shit, enough that I might miss the stream if this continues.
Fucking fuck. I want to die, I probably will
Fuck

>>49366930
I've been working on something, but there's still quite a bit to go. At least I managed to get much better at lineart during her break

>>49367291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yinCSFz8PfU

>>49366930
I'm a talentless hack and there is no hope
I focus way too much on details and it ends up looking like shit
Drawing with a mouse doesnt help either

>>49366930
I got my dopamine hit from her responding positively to the piece of shit I posted, and stopped. I need to get back to it

>>49360876
https://files.catbox.moe/izhoyc.png

>>49368728
Thanks

>>49368728
Where did you actually get this? Thanks

>>49368966
made it using waifu2x 4x

Kissing is sexually explicit content and literally the same as going through the motions of intercourse, full frontal nudity, and literal sex scenes in movies

>>49369694
wow shondo is truly cosmic whore. 1000 kisses?? thats like 1000 sex

Hit new streamer Kiiro Kuma drawing Shondo. He's only been drawing a week, that's crazy.
https://www.twitch.tv/kiiro_kuma

>>49371183
Wonder why he decided to rebrand everything after the sus

>>49371487
Maybe he already wanted a rebrand and the ban just made it easier, that or to avoid the mass reporters

Soon...

I'm disgusted at myself

>>49375029
me too, you pig

>>49375029
What'd you do anon

>>49375682
I used patreon again.

how to find Shondo's secondary art twitter?

I'm going to bed, see you in the morning.

God I can't wait to have her back

Catalog is fast so in case we don't survive the night, see you soon!

Honestly, people complain about newfags for not understanding Shondo but I've been amazed by how many regulars in her discord are completely clueless when it comes to how she feels about male collabs or parasocialism. There are people in there that actually get her so wrong to the point where they completely invert her views and swear she hates unicorns.

>>49384506
shota cucks get the rope

>>49388247
i've always had a feeling that the IQ of the people making short template posts like "Xfags get le role" or "kys", as if triggered, can't be over 70 at best.
can you prove me wrong? say something unstupid.

>>49390908
something unstupid :^)

Now go be gay elsewhere you little homo man. Shondo is a size queen and only likes REAL MEN with BIG COCKS. Not little gayboy shota cocksleeves such as yourself.

>>49391290
>Shondo is a size queen
ok I don't say this often but PLEASE leave

>>49391290
your cooperation is appreciated. i've made my conclusions.

>>49369694
>Limited

haha shondo get fucked by Youtubes 1984 bot

>>49391485
You may not like it, but it's true. Shondo revels in feeling small and weak and helpless, and even if she's asexual herself she would still want you to have a monster cock to match the 7 ft viking she envisions for her ideal husband.
>>49391718
Don't feel bad, there's plenty of vtubers that are into shota. No idea why you'd try to make it a thing with a loli vtuber though.

>>49391852
anon, i don't know how to break it to you, but, uh, i'm not into shota. this thread has a bit more than two people in it.

>>49369694
shondo browsing her own 4chan thread confirmed

>>49391852
you could just argue from the start that she likes size diff instead of the bizarre "she's subconsciously a size queen desiring monster cock" bit

You are all retard to think that she even thinks about cocks whatsoever

>>49394094
She thinks about mine all day.

>>49386524
Most of them are the type that care about their little discord group more than shadow herself. Not all of them are like that, but whenever its a regular saying something retarded like that, its always from that group

This monday and tuesday with no stream might be the roughest for me out of this entire break. Having her back for a day and then waiting again is going to be tough

>>49390908
something unstupid

>>49366930
I wouldn't consider it finished but I'm going to share it today anyway, been working on it too long and missing the finish line now because of details would be disappionting.

Progress on my reps. its still all programmer art, I didn't aim to have it finished today but wanted to get a some progress done these 2 weeks.

https://files.catbox.moe/ql9eru.mp4

>>49398610
Good work anon, that looks really good

>>49398610
That looks very nice! Great job!

>>49398610
nice

>>49398610
Nise

5h!

>>49398610
this looks great. good reps

Wife soon. Soon even sooner.

4h!

Shondo awake

I was wondering why I didn't see her on Henya's debut yesterday. She did fell asleep. Cute silly wife.

>>49401012
Sorry but she will be late to the stream I managed to kidnap her

>>49403738
Sorry to inform you, but you kidnapped the wrong ribbon loli. Don't worry, I'll take good care of Shonshon

I cant stop smiling im so excited. I love her so much

she's back I don't need this shithole anymore
bye bye and have fun /shon/

she must've seen the whole gamer chair bullshit that went down.

This is where her cute butt wiggles happen when she needs to pee ToT

>>49405412
Okay bros, hear me out. I might be crazy but, imagine showing your face in there

>>49405412
bro what the fuck. i thought she didn't sweat?

>>49405725
If you ever had the chance to do this her real butt wouldn't be far away. I'd rather show my face in there instead

>>49405874
they're her eldritch goop drippings

Wife eating the smurf bread.

>>49405412
I'm sure she was watching her oshi's stream a few hours ago and that's where she got the idea

tummy hort stream canceled

>>49405874
You don’t need to sweat to wear away a chair, you can see it’s getting worn at the back too. It’s just friction

>>49406150
it has sweat stains, anon.

>>49406171
no, that's otis's piss

>>49405412
stop buying faux leather chairs

>>49405412
came a little when she posted that

>>49406171
It’s white fabric, that’s just discoloration from sitting on it. She wears 3+ layers at all times.

>>49406126
Oh, she was watching mikeneko.

>>49406289
you're forgetting the time she came back to stream right after her bath and started chatting with us while oiling herself while she was naked.

>>49406427
And the first time she did it, you can hear her putting her panties on ToT

>>49406483
TIMESTAMP

>>49406483
Timestamps anon. I was there but I need them.

Honestly considering she sits on the chair 16-18 hours a day for at least 2 years it is not that bad

>>49406607
>>49406637
Was I really the only one to notice that? FFS. Let me get the vod on her YT channel

>>49406607
>>49406637
https://youtu.be/ECky4tU_GMM?t=10462

>>49406975
ToT Pantie snaps
Thanks anon

I'm going to be counting those kisses and if I dont hear 1000 of them or I get over 1000 I'll be demanding a refund

>>49407248
Anyone with enough autism figure out if any of them are repeated?

>>49407436
I listened to the entire thing yesterday and they don't sound repeated.

>>49407436
They’re not, every 100 kisses are different for one.

>>49407436
they are not and this time its very obvious. youll see.

>>49405412
https://twitter.com/shadowchama/status/1657748958863671297?s=46&t=aotP64rO8hTxVEj39d33Iw
Does she know about the Filipino ball sweat chair?

>>49407807
Maybe, there's a chance she may have heard of it. Perchance.

>>49407807
I doubt it, if she did she'd 100% make fun of it

>just a few more hours until wifey
God I can't wait

>>49407807
I think it's more inspired by today's mikeneko stream >>49406126 than the filipino chair yab

Shonshon pissed her gaming chair. Imagine the smell.

>>49410073
That's the only space she takes up in the chair so it's the only part worn down

>>49410073
You can see how little of the chair she takes up by how it's frayed on the back against where she leans

>>49410494
TuT

AAA soon soon so soon!

Damn teasing brat...

Pack it up, its over

>>49411839
This brat deserves some extra rough correction

>>49410430
Can you imagine how many times she's pissed herself on stream? I mean look how dark the stain is. She must do it all the time. What brat

We're so fucking back

Why do Shondo have so many whales?

>1k on the start screen
She is something of a big deal now, isn't she?

>>49412980
We love our wife

>>49412996
anon claimed you get an algo boost for comebacks so I wonder, but it's not too far out of norm for a special stream

Is it just me or is her model kind of lagging? And the mouth movement isn't synched to the audio.

>>49413485
i was too scared to mention it when she was talking about it being "better"

>>49413485
It looks fine on my end

>>49413485
audio's synched for me maybe reload twitch

>>49413485
Looks fine to me.

>>49413485
Audio is fucked for me too

>>49413485
Seems fine to me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSED HER SO MUCH

shondo really said

scammed us into thinking there would be boobs

>>49413871
She would never

Yandere mode sex

>>49414173
I love it when she get like that

she is such a jokestar haha I love the possessive kayfabe

>First of all, I'm graduating
she finally finished middle school LETS GOOO

>>49414243
No...

>>49414243
expired

I hate having no income

>160cm
BEEG Shondo

see, shondo twitter sleuthing never fails
watch her announce shonzo doing the 3d next

Imagine the smell

Apr 24

>>49415325
Ponder the aroma

IT'S OVER

>>49414173
I hope you're a cute tranny otherwise it's not happening.

she's in this kind of mood now huh should I redeem daddy time

>>49415831
do it

>>49415325
oooOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT. just thinking about how much she must smell right now is making me insanely hard

>>49415831
Someone already redeemed "my baby" or something like that

>>49415933
yawn

>>49415831
Yes

How long until the 14 year old tranny nijisisters go after Shondo?

>>49416365
nah they don't watch streams

I'm here instead of watching the stream.

>>49416509
I'm here and watching the stream. Maybe it's a skill issue?

>>49416554
I'm having an ADD zoomer moment, can't sit still, can't focus, have to open 8 tabs

>>49416651
Sounds like that's optimal to be /here/ and watch the stream

I will make shondo gain weight
she will eat my loving cooking for fear of disappointing me

She has the hydraulics poking her butt. It should have been my dick.

The lethal hydraulics on the chair would have been fine if a male didn't sit on it as well. It's over for this chair.

watching smaller vtubers over her break made me miss when it was easy to interact with shondo on stream

pee on me shondo

She made a peepee! Who’s turn is it to change her??

It's been 0 (zero) minutes since the last time Shondo has shit on niji

>>49416976

>>49416820
Once she hits 100k I'm divorcing.

>>49366930
Imagine becoming a proficient artist just to get the attention of Shondo. Impressive and I applaud it.

WHERE'S THE BLOODY FUMO SHONDO? WHERE CAN I BUY THE BLOODY FUMO?
WHERE?

>pregathon
she can get pregnant?

>I'LL PEE ON
https://files.catbox.moe/rcbe6s.mp4

>>49417280
No, but my mom can.
>>49417271
Birthday.

What is a pregathon

>>49417280
In the sims, yes

>>49417324
likely unprotected sex for a prolonged period of time

>>49417324
It's when me and Shonshon have lots of bed breaking sex

>>49417216
doesn't really need to be proficient

>people not knowing about the pregathon
There was one after the neuro collab so it's not them

>>49417281
Doing the lords work

>>49417324
Wifey giving birth to 80k shadow babies.

>>49417466
Sapling tourists

>>49417488
And then cooking them.

oh
so this means every time she's holding in her pee, she's actually rubbing her cunny on the hydraulics

>>49367062
Do, or do not, fren. You have to change that 'I hope' to 'I WILL.' Stick with the gym, build better habits, become a better person. I know you can do it. You have it in you. You took that first step by applying. That's good. Now stick with it and become the most gainful motherfucker on this board.

>>49417968

>>49417968
those hydraulics are my dick btw

>>49418020
This poster? Me.

>>49417466
I’m trying to break away from the big corpos so sorry for daring to be a new fan

>>49418292
Sapling?

>>49417607
Like she’d be anywhere today without lemonleaf.

I wish she watched anime anymore. She keeps complaining she has no time to but then watches some new streaming live action show with no less than 100, hour-long episodes

>>49418385
Go back tourist

>>49418385
>new ip

>>49418333
Nah I don’t like her style. Too vanilla

>>49418407
She doesn't watch them alone. Not sure if she watches anime alone though.

fuck I missed her so much

>>49418462
she rewatched hxh with her grandma who crushed on meruem I think

Please wifey, spare me the cringe.

>>49418385
how about you make like a lemon and leaf this fucking thread

I AM A HUSBAND

I AM A HUSBAND, SHONDO

Shadow streams are a lot comfier than the clippers made out.

Cringe compilations stream

Based autist doctor

I'm glad a certain chatter isn't here right now

>>49418903
comfy doesn't make for good coom/ragebait

That's a he, yes.

>>49419000
Anon you might actually be gay if you're thinking about other chatters while Shondo is being cute right now

What does she do besides exist and talk like a drooling toddler?

>>49419087
She's cute and my wife

YWNBAS (You Will Never Be A Surgeon)

>>49419087
What do you mean? You need more?
Why are you on this board in the first place?

>>49419087
makes people like you seethe, what more could you ask for?

>>49419087
>not a new IP

>>49419087
Tax evasion.

>>49419154
its the same tourist

>>49419087
Be a cute and nice person.

wifey unbased no no no kiwibros she owned the twittards what happened

>>49419087
Sometimes she lets me dry hump her

>>49419217
Fuck off Otis, go scratch her chair more

>>49419217
Stop lying Otis.

>>49419217
Your balls were removed Otis

>>49419217
But she’s talking like a baby

I can't believe Shondo is stealing Gura's thing

Chat is so shit today I thought the break would filter out the nuero tourists but it's even worse

>>49419436
give it a week or so

>>49419419
She has the hottest sleepy voice I've ever heard.

>>49419436
Corpo tourists. There was a fuck ton of drama during her break and now these fags use Shondo as some sort of rebound whore.

>>49419430
>on 7th vacation this year
You snooze you lose

>>49419087
ASMR, karaoke, gaming, triggering tourists

>>49419430
Who ?

>>49419550
GFE???

>>49419717
There's no GFE, we're married.

Shonshon making me feel emotions...

I like it when the woman cries.

She help almost spoiling her "big news"

>>49420185
Can't help*

Mr. J. Ast hurry up with that dub

Oh wait wrong Rie

wtf is wrong with me today, its like i can no longer understand english, anything wife says sounds like word soup

>>49420294
I think it will be a couple months

>>49420492
just like the first three times I watched shondo

>>49420589
Adds up

>>49420609
b-but ive been here for over a year...

It sounds dumb but it feels me with glee knowing Shondo still thinks of my farm life maro

>>49420907
It was really cute anon, be proud

My heart is breaking, this will never be my life what's the point

Shondo....

>>49420740
It's over... you're not compatible with Shonshon. It took me 1 1/2 streams for her voice to become crystal clear in my mind.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>shondo's biological clock is slowly starting to invade her headspace

>>49420907
I'm unbelievably jealous

>>49420981
Think positively, if we're lucky enough then within a couple of decades men will have AI girlfriends and women will have AI babies to satisfy their needs when they fail their biological imperatives.

>>49421179
>think positively
>dystopian future
No thanks, she'll have my flesh babies. I'll be extra careful so she doesn't eat them.

>>49421327
>she'll have my flesh babies
She's physically incapable of birthing them without herself or the babies dying.
She's mentally incapable of carrying them to term without taking meds during the pregnancy that would completely fuck up the babies.
And that's all assuming she's even fertile at this point.

>>49421413
>hasn't had a period in ages
she's absolutely infertile now

>>49421327
why have babies with her if she can't at least sample one

>>49421413
I can fix her.
>>49421431
Probably due to her shitty vegan diet.

>>49421582
>Probably due to her shitty vegan diet.
How new?

Do you think wife will ever play this with us? It's on sale

>>49421582
Wrong.

>subathon fags are 9 month subs now
and yet some of them just never learn anything

>>49421582
can't fix her if you don't even know the first thing about her

>>49421702
12 players seems like too low of a player count

>>49421760
Ah its only 12. I though it was like 50~

>>49421744
I was just messing around, I like Shondo but she's not my oshi.
>>49421702
>Wrong
So she's not a vegan?

She knows

>>49421881
And she thought it was cute

>she thinks its cute
I will stop worrying about being subtle. Not that I was being subtle before, but I was worrying about it.

>ok but I actually saw a bunch of you stalking me fr fr it was very cute

Guess I will stop worrying about being disrespectful to the other streamer and just do it.

>>49421982
Same

>>49421982
>>49422007
what did i miss?

>>49422097
She saw us stalking her

I've missed you crunchy wife

crunchy gray shondo, my beloved

>>49421930
Just don't mention her or talk to her in chat, she talked about this before

>>49422205
This. If you do that it's no longer stalking.

>>49422205
I've never done that. I meant moreso immediately chatting and using her emotes as soon as she shows up.

You should check out Shondo's appearance in Vivi's stream, especially the part where Vivi was playing custom maps her viewers sent her.
Shondo gave up and started walking around, waving to, and grabbing her regulars that she saw in the game.

>>49422373
that's cute. wish i could have hugged my wife in fall guys

these videos are almost making me go more insane than the last 2 weeks have

>>49422148
https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklySmokyPorcupineTBCheesePull-zElqJXeQCrmIS_Bu

Wonder if she's playing this since she saw Alice do it in VR

>>49422879
Yes, she said so. Don't know if it was twitch chat or twitter.

wife is jewish...

>>49424018
It's over...

>>49424018
It's actually over...

>>49424018
Based

>>49424018
How new?

>>49424018
Nothing new. I always get my SS uniform ready for our roleplay sessions.

>>49424018
It's ok as long as we don't reproduce.

>>49424018
I bet she'd love this
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_fiction

>Above 130IQ
>Below 150IQ
Guesses?

>>49424537
151

>>49424537
i feel better about myself if someone with 150 IQ can be as dumb as her

>doesn't believe in IQ because of low self-esteem
Poor baby.

>>49424648
Well she did say the meds make her much slower but she also can't function without them.

>>49424537
she's just like me fr fr
(I'm not a schizo however but I created a cult when I was young that should count)

>>49424777
What?

>>49424648
Meds make you sleepy, when you're sleeping you're retarded.

>>49424797
Long story but I was the leader and got 5 followers, lasted around 6 years, it was a mix of aliens +afterlife, with a holy book and such. Fun times.

I'm in Mensa and I'm not really smart at all. I'm just good at pattern recognition. I wouldn't be surprised if no-drugs wifey was super smart though. I'm amazed she functions as well as she does.

>>49424655
she'd probably test lower now just from life circumstances

SHONDO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>49425077
did she say how old she was when she was tested? cause i don't think it's very accurate on kids anyway. it would be interesting to hear what she would score now.

>>49424989
>I'm in Mensa
>I'm not really smart
redundant statements

>>49425157
I don't recall when, but I think she said she was still a kid when she tested highly. She's also said she aced tests despite not attending school and her teachers were aggravated with it. Then there's her inhuman reading ability but that can just be from spending a lot more of her life reading and writing than speaking to people.

>>49424989
When will people realize that IQ is literally your processing power? How fast you can come up with the correct solution to a problem. A 90 IQ inbred retard could probably get into Mensa if he had 100 hours for every question on the test.

>>49424655
she's right, I tested high and I am absolutely retarded and cant hold a job or function at all

>>49425337
ADHD zoomer.

Rape is the only answer

>wants to be raped
>doesn't want us to rape her
why?

>>49425301
>>49425337
yeah IQ is actually a thing (general processing power) but it's not the only important mind stat.
Most people I see being retarded is an issue of lack of awareness (due to lack of knowledge, attention, selection, being able to inhibit impulses and compulsions, or reactive/conditioned responses)

>>49424989
Dunning Kruger effect

>>49425508
No one WANTS to be raped, that's the best part. You need to force yourself on her.

>>49425508
it's not rape if you want to be raped, so you need to not want to be raped to enjoy being raped

>>49425508
Just like talking to the person you're stalking isn't stalking, getting consent for rape isn't rape.

new shondo lore, she was originally human but she pressed the quick regeneration button and slowly her body lost all form

>>49425508
>>doesn't want us to rape her
That's a her problem.

>instapresses the revive button without even finish reading it
Shondo...

flyndo, my beloved

>>49426247
poor girl thinks nobody's ever moved on from a death

she has such weird perception of money but she's also the only one in her family that even understands the concept of saving money

In all seriousness I'd rape Shondo just cuz I think she would genuinely enjoy the feeling of powerlessness but most likely not the sex part tho, then I'd bake us some weed brownies for the after rape Netflix and chill.

I love it when a girl knows her control over me

>we're friends
f****....

wish she never acknowledged that she knows who the anonymous gifter is, what a dumb way to garner attention

SHON
DO NOT REDEEM
SHO
DO NOT

shondo is so ignorant on male bodies

>>49426815
??? It's me though check the name attached to my post

>No Silvi mention
Sisters, explain

Note up the names

>No lemonleaf mentioned in best friends
She is not your friend

>>49426918
well she only knows so many men
she's not too far off she's just neglecting that men have body issues too

Thank you anon for all the gift subs

>>49426986
Didn't you her? You shouldn't be friends

I can't tell if she's joking about wanting to become hitler anymore

>>49427167
She wants to control the world and establish peace through CGDCT

Oh the girl who commission nice porn of Shondo and herself.

wasn't anon dutchfag after he got mad about being overshadowed by bigger oilers

fuck, I love her so much

So, do we continue with daily threads even on dead hours? Only one thread went down to shit for a bit in these two weeks and I really don't want to go back to /uoh/.

>>49427427
I usually only fap to shondo, but she has a lot of really good lewds

>>49427427
>french
>tags: terrorism, political, propaganda
oh man...

>>49427427
her and like anyone else she comes across feels like, must be loaded with the number of skebs, she sounds like a wet towel of a streamer so unsurprising that's how she tries to make friends

>>49427520
It worked well so far, so I don't really see any harm in continuing that for now.

>>49427520
No reason to stop now

>>49427581
If she is Shondo's friend and gives me porn I like that's enough for me to put in my "okay" list even if she is a bit boring.

>>49427948
I've not heard anything about them ever interacting, just she shows up in shondo's chat sometimes, and she skebs art of them together wherein she describes shondo as her friend

she doesn't read the thank you messages in the discussion channel. it's just noise that would take up a lot of her time

>>49428061
how new?

>>49428061
Where has she said this?

New
>>49428111
>>49428111
>>49428111
>>49428111
>>49428111

>>49428061
not sure if she does but it is just harmless
I'm more sad that it's increasingly rare that she replies to more than a couple people on twitter

>>49426485
If you want powerlessness, you can just tie her up and tickle her until she passes out.

>>49428159
i wouldn't stop until she shits herself. then id cum and keep going anyway

>>49428282
based

>>49427995
Are you an anti?

>>49428061
Darn, shame she feels that way about whatever garbage you send her. There, there! Nade nade.

>>49424018
qrd?

>>49431463
watch streams

>>49431463
Birth parents were kikes. They birthed a gorgeous kike child. You're welcome!

>>49431463
This is actually the funniest post in the last 2 weeks