/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i WILL squeeb

Squeeb!

Gonna Fau my Fau and show my flaws. Bear my claws and rub my paws. Beat the bad guys and kick their buns. If they return I'll do it for fun!
Man it feels good to squeeb.

Squeebing is bad.

Fauna please sing squeeb

>>49349184
All the cool Saplings are doing it...

>>49349939
A really cool sapling goes against peer pressure.

Squeebing is good

>>49350069
I...okay...I did it. I resisted the urge to squeeb. My peers rejected me though, and Faufau is on vacation.
I'm all alone.
I walk a lonely road. The only road that I have ever known. Along these empty streets my shadow is the only thing that walks beside me.
The moon is coming out over the horizon, our big star sinking to let the others shine. As my heart and shadows entwined, one day I hope happiness will truly be mine.

>>49350675
Good, you didn't need those guys anyways. you made a great choice here.

If you didn't know
All the moments
When I lose myself
I would tell the world
I guess I should know
The limits of the squeeb
There are moments I find myself
Not squeebing at all

Squeb

i too like to squeeb

You'll wake everyone else up if you keep squeebing.

>>49351757
then they should squeeb too !

squeeb

>>49351900
Totally not.

>>49350675
*cums in you*

>>49354999
AAAARRRRRRGHHHHH
You KNOW Saplings are hyper fertile!

>>49355249
*cums in you too*

>>49355721
Just like, buy people a glass of water first man. Hmm. Sudden thought. Fauna is a vegan but I wonder if she likes nut or if it's against her diet. Actual legumes of course.

>>49356741
*buys you a glass of water*
*then cums in it*

>>49356779
what, in front of the waiter ?

>>49356971
Don't tempt me or I'll cum in the waiter too.

>>49357066
OH GOD NOT THE WAITER!

>>49357125
Are you offering to take his place, then?

>>49357407
I offer Cheebs in my place! It's the only action Cheebs will ever see anyway!

I MISS SQUEEB

>>49358187
*cums in both of you AND the waiter*

>>49358490
See this is why we can't have nice things. Giving a Sapling THE NUT comes with a lot of responsibilities. You have to stay in the forest forever with your Sapling. If you don't you'll notice trees growing in your back yard until suddenly you'll wake up one day and see trees have overgrown the acre you live in.
Then one day you'll become one of them. That's what you get for thinking with your 'woody'.

>>49358692
*cums in the trees*

>>49358794
He...he came in the trees.
Every god damn last one of them. I thought at first it was sap or syrup but no. Just gallons and gallons of fucking jizz leaking out of acres and acres of trees.
May God have mercy on our souls.

>>49359093
*cums in your souls*

>>49359495
>with the soul disrupted, consciousness fades and a more primal, esoteric form of the Sapling emerges. It cannot process light, sound warmth or touch. It is as if the reality of the forest has shifted back to a primordial algae.

>>49359952
>it can process cum, however

Matsuri anon is that you?Squeeb!

i am the one who squeebposts, anyone else is inferior

>>49343464
squeebgay

Please continue squeebing

It is one of the few sources of happiness in my dim joyless world.

Thread of the Year.

>>49371622
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
I walk these empty woods
On the Boulevard of Broken Squeebs
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the borderline
Of the edge, and where I walk alone
Read between the lines
What's fucked up, and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, I walk alone, I walk a-
I walk these empty woods
On the Boulevard of Broken Squeebs
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one, and I walk a-
My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes, I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then, I walk alone

Post the clip where Fauna tells saplings to stop squeebing

>>49343464
Silence!

You're gonna keep squeebing, right Saplings?
Make me uuuuu like we're more than just friends.

Fuck off i only squeeb with my friends

>>49343464
not again