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News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Iluna Animeimpulse tickets on sale May 13, 15, and 17: https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1656735929569267712
Shu, Mysta, and Vox at CWT May 27: https://twitter.com/CW_TAIWAN/status/1652145847176683520
Mysta at Sutera Anime Fest May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Vox Panel at Nijigen Expo June 3rd: https://twitter.com/nijigenexpo_/status/1656251375532261378
Uki at CosCos Suki June 4th: https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1656992625415827457?s=20
Alban and Uki at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Outfit status: 5 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Get Well VP
Luxiem 2.0 Merch
Hex bday
Nijipuppet goods
2nd Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jwl0hIMhFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BlZBNYTA04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kOxhJdmc5s
Luca Cover:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk
Vox Outfit Lore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ufF-hkIFk
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

please tell me i got everything this time

Fat cat

If I am blunt, I've not enjoyed anything from the guys since wife went. My general motivation to engage with NijiEN is at an all time low with everything surrounding it. I hope next month is better.

internet catangel love !

>>49340435
looks good to me !

I miss my wife

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!! It's been rainy here recently, i wanna curl up under a blanket with him and sip hot drinks while we watch movies...

>>49340641
I get that, whenever sonny's gone for a while I start losing interest in EN as a whole even when there are streams from others I would normally be interested in... hopefully fuuchan comes back soon and things start looking up

>>49340641
I feel the same when my oshi is away. It's just not the same when he's not around. I hope Fuu-chan comes back soon and in good health

gamer wave has died in a train crash

>>49341706
They are trapped in the rape dungeon forever

I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE I MISS WIFE

>>49340219
Fuuchan TT^TT

If the three pigs story (straw, wood, bricks) was about comfydants, what would they use to make houses?

>>49342693
Wool (sheep)
Wood (forest)
Metal (cyborg)

>>49342693
Doesnt matter because no material can stand the flood my tears will bring

aik rabu

>>49340623

Fuck Shu. Make love to Shu. Fuck Shu on the concrete. Create a yaminion baby with him. Cum inside Shu's clean asshole. Have Shu make you an omelette after. Fuck Shu under the sun. Fry Shu's brains with sex. Toss Shu's salad. Urinate into Shu's mouth (he's into it). Judo throw Shu onto a bed. Twist Shu's nipples. Report your love for Shu to Anycolor. Split Shu's legs in half. Impregnate Shu. Fuck Shu behind a shoji. Dump sperm into Shu's cum dumpster. Submerge Shu into a vat of cum. Eat Shu's pussy. Dissect Shu's clothes off. Ejaculate into Shu in the bed chamber. Slap Shu's face during sex with his own glove. Make Shu suck you. Suck Shu’s yummy toes. Bake cookies with Shu's milk in the oven. Lobotomize Shu into a sex slave. Mandatory slut training for Shu. Feed Shu your love paste. Drown Shu in dick milk. Slap Shu's ass with a horse whip. Hold hands with Shu down the stairs. Fuck Shu like an alligator. Slice Shu's clothes off with a Valorant knife.

>>49342810
I was def already considering wool and metal, wood can be a good inbetween
>>49342989
Maybe I wanna read a kids story about wife huh?!

No one archived Milord's karaoke?

>>49344626

>>49345035
This is the easiest reps in the world, I know you can do it

>>49345070

should i cheat on wife with alban? i used to watch both but then i started having a life so i could only watch wife. will i go to hell for being unfaithful if i watch alban?

>>49346068
>will i go to hell for being unfaithful if i watch alban?
no because they're both whores but by cheating you lose your breastmilk and lap privileges

>>49346192
this makes me more conflicted i dont want to lose my god given rights in a moment of impulsivity...

>>49346808
choose wisely

wuca love! i love that he loves zelda but i didn't realize how much sleep i'd sacrifice for it... but keep playing for long hours please, you haven't streamed this long in months.

>>49347521
He's giving us bed room eyes...

>>49346808
Choose the devil's path

>>49347930
Why does he look mint-flavored... Mintydant what did you do to him...

>>49347521
>>49347930
I started the mother simulator vod.... Watched just a little bit... Milklessness is driving me crazy I needed the relief but I'll stop... I can do it... I can.......

lately for the past 2 weeks i just havent been able to enjoy milords streams all that much even though theres so much to catch up on, it makes me sad. I really miss wife

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

miss luxnoc collabs

Dead

WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO WIFE DOKO

>>49351225
Alive!

I miss Alban

we're close to luxiem half anni aren't we

>>49351984
I want to drink his piss

Male kindred x Vox https://poipiku.com/3144412/8754441.html

just had sex with luxiem

>>49355864
Don’t leak that they’re in japan

>>49356656
not the gay park again

>>49356988
That bush sex is unreal

>>49345347
I didn't see it in main thread either.

>>49346808
Whore

>>49354225
Ikes gamer bottles really set everyone off with the piss drinking

riku where's my ratboy liver

alban will be here in an hour !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu0UyLtwblc

>>49358172
Gamer wave, it's French themed
Rats = bubonic plague

>>49359398
that would be so funny

>>49358172
If they add another animal-base boy, I rather see an animal that isn't normally perceived as cute.
Frog, snake, spider, insect, rat (and I mean a filthy fucked up looking sewer rat with a half-eaten ear.) Something like that.

>>49360957
I agree, and I wouldn't want their features to be toggable, either. If I want a spider boy, I want him to keep the eight eyes and spider limbs, and not have the option to make him more "normal" looking.

>>49360957
I want a bat, he can have vampire theming in his outfit but I want him first and foremost to be an actual bat boy and anything else to be secondary

>>49360957
need snake boy

>>49360957
Plauge themed wave lets goooo
Rats = black death
Birds = Bird Flu
Pig = Swine flu
Bats = Covid
Frogs and locusts = Biblical plague

>>49362117
I loooooooove bats!

>>49362551
wife go to bed

Selen start your stream I want to see my little brother

>>49363040
I feel like they are late because of alban kek

>>49363435
If it's his fault I'll punish him for it after the stream. Finally starting at least

>>49359333
start !

startan

Cute intro

El gato

Frog boy with those big weird wibbly eyes

alban nearly said it

>>49360957
All of those are cute though.

TOT albans been a naughty boy his whole life

Alban lives under Selen's stairs

Alban's mom.....

I wish he had a pov but at least his model is on screen so I can watch his face

alban sucks at his job.... not a single successful heist

>>49364297
He purposely fumbles them for an excuse to fuck his way out of trouble after

Kek

luca in 20 min

Alban.....

alban is a little girl TOT

Alban is a girl ToT

i don't understand this game.....but i'm happy as long as they're having fun

>>49364947
>>49364966
Takos...

My stream is lagging so bad aaieee let me see alban getting bullied by girls

alban.......

alban is a master of disguise.....! even his teammates shoot him...

I like this group but the game is not helping desu

cute giggle

My sides kek

kek

aruban....

watched Uki's watchalong. It was really cute seeing him relive his (maybe first?) gay crush on Howl. Would recommend

Their laugh is contagious how do they do it

they're going meta

Really alban?

alban forgot he's not actually a cat...

>>49366850
He's retarded due to malnutrition growing up on the streets, pls understand

>>49366850
Please be patient, he's a little bit dumb

Deciding to build a gunpla because it has my husband's color scheme! I'm excited

alban surrounded by men in a bathroom.....

ALBAN NO

LUCA ON DA TELLY BTW

my husband is streaming! people will join a totsu!
https://youtu.be/mBdDQdCzcTI
https://youtu.be/mBdDQdCzcTI

I love these retards

Luca Kaneshiro 1M celebration ON THE MFING TELLY

Out and about tonight so I can't live-blog ; ;

Fat fucks

alban got forced to do pet play in his boss' office.........

Alberto trauma dumping....

>>49367959
Alban's boss is a lucky man

They did it finally

THEY DID IT ! alban doesn't have to do pet play anymore !

chair

Luca show hole.

They are acting like 10 years old kids

kyo at luca

>>49368696
TOT

following their alpha.....

It's over....

Alban as a toilet would be cool

thank you selen for the cute collab ! otsu !

>>49369405
insert toilet quagmire picture here

Thank you for the stream selen! I hope alban gets some rest...he looked tired

>>49369460
anon your pic...

I'd like to see them again but playing another game.

>>49369727
it was the only one for the collab.....

luca really loves roblox

milord better fuck my ass with that gun tomorrow

shu is on billibill at nox's birthday totsu

Alban please enter luca's stream

>>49370024
he's 8

Luca is 8
Doppi is 10
Alban is 12

>>49370339
albans age keeps changing....

>>49370339
I thought we all agreed with alban being 10 years old

>>49370493
He is 12!

>>49370590
Too old

>>49370339
alban can't be older than his older brother...

>>49370680
>>49370684
Alban is 7
Luca is 8
Doppi is 10
Happy?

>>49370746
perfect

>>49370746
Too young

AIEEE HOW OLD IS ALBAN???

>>49370964
>Too young
No such thing

>>49371227
4!!!!!!!

>>49371236
Anon?

>>49371227
he's any age and every age at once.....sasuga

4+8 =12
12/2 = 6
Alban is a 6 year old, cat's have 9 lives and a 6 is just an inverted 9 therefore alban is a cat that is 6 years old, 6+9 = 15 the difference between 12 and 15 is 3, 3+3 is 6, THIS MEANS ALBAN IS 6

>>49371491
Did I stutter

Am I the only one who likes adult alban more

>>49371626
Meds NOW (4 fits him better)

>>49371845
Four is Four, 4444444 four means death an unlucky number 4 is the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, sin a calamity will kill us all. Alban is a cat he is a lucky cat he should not be 4 the most awful number of all, he should be 77777777, the lucky number 7 is close to 6, 6+1 is 7 the 1 is because he is the one is my heart HE IS 6

>>49372099
But he is probably the niji en member with the worst luck ever + he's satan said by alban himself. 4 is perfect for him.

milfs (and wife) have a chance with sonny
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1657580312334073856

Pio's been live for a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hGGA7S5qGM

>>49372465
when will my milf come home

>>49372465
alban.....

shu enter luca's stream

I hope niji rereleases the perfumes
I want to smell pio's pheromones

>>49343973
reposting this for you, anon

>"electroplay sex with shu as he mindbreaks me to like it and find it refreshing but jokes on him I like it from the start"

The neon wand buzzes softly in the quiet of the room.

"It's going to tingle a bit, so don't... freak out, okay?" Indeed it does- on the lowest setting, it's a mild, interesting sensation when he presses the broad side of the device to your flushed skin. "But if I use the other side where there's a gap..."

You gasp, arching in your restraints at the sudden spark that jolts through you as a spark jumps from the twin prongs of the attachment. It's- and there's really no other word for it, pun be damned- electrifying to feel the shock of the electrostim toy as Shu touches it to your skin, sometimes gentle and tingling and other times sharp and sudden. The look in his eyes is almost more enthralling than the play, a smoldering hunger that makes something hot and molten twist in the pit of your stomach. After one particularly sharp spark momentarily lights up the dim room, he almost seems to come back to himself.

"Ah, sorry- is this still okay? You were just, your reactions are so..." and rather than finish he thought, he touches the tip of one prong to your clavicle and licks his lips at the way you shiver and jerk away. He laughs, that low sultry thing that has no right to be so enticing, and if you weren't physically restrained, you might just jump him at this point. "It seems like you aren't having any bad reactions, so... I'm gonna turn up the intensity." He doesn't ask if that's what you want, simply does what he's interested in- and this, too, is enticing in its own way.

The buzz of the wand is a faint high pitch that would absolutely be annoying if not for the circumstances. The tingling feeling as it's dragged over your skin is far more pronounced now, and the sparks from the thin edges make an audible snap as they ghost over your skin. Each electrical jolt makes you jerk and twist, your body trying to avoid the unnatural sensation even if you're into it.

You wonder if you'll have marks tomorrow.

"This is just setting two... there's five of them." Shu grins in the darkness. "It probably wouldn't be a good idea to touch it to anything... wet... since it's so much more conductive... it might. Do actual damage." A pause, "and not the fun kind." At this point you'd welcome it if it meant Shu would finally touch you, but all things in due time. The man takes a moment, stares you down as if appraising you- or perhaps simply appreciating you, that he has you just where (and how) he wants you. It's almost impossible to not feel like a trapped prey animal when he leers over you like that, drinking you in- and as he runs a sharp nail down your chest, over your sensitive stomach, and stops just above where you'd most like it to go- as he laughs at the look of frustration that crosses your features- you can't help but want to be caught and devoured in whatever way Shu Yamino sees fit.

He chuckles again, like he can read your mind- and maybe he can, the magically-inclined son of a bitch- before running the prongs of the wand up the inside of your leg and sinking down on his knees at the edge of the bed. Now face-level with your most intimate areas, you shiver for an entirely different reason.

>>49373711
"I think... it's time we stop screwing around." He says, grinning with the devil's smile between your legs, and you could really make a pun right now, point out that whatever you're doing is, technically, screwing around- but then he turns up the machine and jabs you with it right along the sensitive skin where your ass meets your thigh, and suddenly thinking is much more difficult. As he does so, his free hand explores freely, touching and teasing whatever and wherever he wants, gently scratching and pulling and stroking your arousal as he teases you with the wand. The dual stimulation is overwhelming in all the best ways.

"Your body moves away every time I shock you..." he observes, doing it again as if to prove a point. "Do you not like it? Maybe... I need to teach you to enjoy it?" He says, but it's a rhetorical question: he clearly has no plans to stop now. "Have you ever heard of pavlovian conditioning? Basically, it's where you pair a stimulus with a reward. If you keep doing it, you can make someone react like you gave them the reward even without the stimulation. I feel like... that might work here, too?"

"Let's find out!"

Shu's mouth is heavenly; the fact that he's the one licking you is enough to get you halfway there all on its own. But the shocks- ever stronger, the tingling strokes forgotten now as Shu focuses on his own particular interest, are every bit as enticing, making your body clench and strain and arch as the electrical charge flows across your skin again and again. The mix of pain and pleasure mingles together to become something more, something irresistible, until the prongs of the toy slip against your sweat-drenched flesh to touch your arousal directly. You arch off the bed with a shout as Shu licks and sucks you through the orgasm, until at last, you collapse in bliss.

hex enter

shu pov for goose goose duck
https://youtu.be/y-0WBTeX0do

>>49374636
i hope shu farts on me

For any anons itt who have a yume twitter account, or follow those who do, what could be considered normal to post on one? Aside from retweets and all. I mustered up the courage to make such an account, and just recently gained even more courage to unlock it and publicly post on it, or at least make a pinned tweet. I know I'm overthinking this, and I should just post what I want, but every time I think to tweet a random thought I have about my oshi, like "I've been craving a certain food because they keep talking about it," or "I wonder how they're doing today," I just feel like I'm some sorta weird, obsessed stalker. Which, I know I'm both weird and obsessive, but still... It doesn't help that nobody's followed me yet, which I understand, I don't blame anybody for that, but I feel like that makes it look even more like I'm just being creepy, talking to myself like that. I don't know how I'm coming across as, hopefully not too extreme, I just don't want this account to collect dust... But, I'm thinking maybe this wasn't a good idea in the first place.

Sorry for the long-winded and kinda schizo rant. I didn't really know who or where else to turn to. Here's a maid Alban at your service.

>>49373711
>>49373777
YABBA DABBA DOO!

>>49375164 (me)
I've made an even bigger fool out of myself. Here's the art. I'll just... excuse myself outta here.

>>49375164
it's mostly normal to just post commissions or yume art you draw, writing you get of them, etc. i think the main thing is they still censor the boys name because at the end of the day, we're all being quiet and hiding from public view and our oshis about what we think of them. i have a semi public yume account but i still hide my yume thoughts in "my circle" or on my more private account. just do what you find comfortable, there's nothing wrong with just tweeting your thoughts about them as long as it's not tagged or anything.

Hey anons, as a theme do you prefer 1) maid and butler or 2) shotas? Just asking for a friend

>>49375164
I don't know much about those accounts but headcanons and stuff seem fun to tweet/interact with? As long as the names are censored

>>49375516
shota maids

>>49375516
maid and butler shotas TOT

>>49375516
both

>>49375516
I think maids are a bit overrated, to be honest.

>>49375611
>>49375647
>>49375728
>>49376005
What about shotas with animal ears? Like kitty Alban

>>49376443
even better

>>49376443
Yes

ToT

>>49375456
>>49375576
Oh... Maybe I messed up, then. Anons in main kept saying that yumes should put themselves out there more, that they should be bold and loud about what they like and want. It's why I got motivated to unlock my account, and though I don't mention their full name, I do have their first name mentioned. I wasn't planning on going anything further than a first-name basis sometimes. Maybe I'd post in their livestream tag after a stream, but that's all the interaction I'd have with them. Should I just start over? Now I just feel even dumber...

>>49378773
no you're fine, the anons are right if you want to make more yume friends. i share my thoughts on priv or in a circle because my account isn't purely yume and i don't want to expose myself to friends who don't care about those things. but there are ton of yumes open to those things and tweet about it publicly. i've even followed them and talked to them, just do what you feel comfortable with. i just say not to tag anything yume in their general tags that's all. you can still use their first name if you want if you don't mind the possibility they might see it

>>49376503
>>49376757
Okay noted, thank you!

Nihongo DeKiNai

mc has some cool survival mods i wish the boys would do a series playing it and fighting each other but we don't have enough mc autistics....

>>49381429
the permissions for mc mods are absolute dogshit for them

>>49382111
yeah a shame because some mods are really pretty, if uki has access to the modern life ones he'd cream his pants

They are too cute together

>>49382481
I love their dynamic so much.

>>49382345
i wish they could though or at least not have to ask permission for every single mod they use. im surprised they even got the ones they added to the world to get an okay especially since their managers dont even pay for their server

why are they talking about buttholes and sewers...

i love luca's laugh

imagine being able to hear animal's when they are having sex

>>49383962
"FUCKING SEX SEX SEX SEX FUCKING SEEEEEEEEX YEAHHHHHHHH." Just like my posts about Shu.

>>49383962
I hear animals have sex all the time

they should ask milord that question

how do you even shit with only one asscheeck

i'll take luca with a big ballsack because it means more cum

>>49386016
just imagine a hole on a curved wall

>>49386016
The asscheek is not for pooping with so it should be fine. The real question is how you sit

shuvox el sexo (top shu)
https://poipiku.com/3280359/8750557.html

>>49387638
why does vox have a condom on

enter ren ren

>>49388080
For easy clean up

This is very nice to come home to, sasuga mafia boss and everybodies

>>49345070
>>49345882
Nobody reacted to my little comfydant houses ;;-;;

>>49390447
gomen comfydant

>>49388080
so shu can drink from it later

>>49390821
;;-;; I put a lot of effort into those

>>49391100
ill remember them for next time!

i miss wife so much im just gonna hallucinate otsufu! it's ridiculous how much he's been streaming ever since totk dropped but im so glad the game was everything he hoped for and more sans the removal of stasis, even though there were a couple backseaters in the chat. trying to recreate the sheep fricker with koroks was really funny. it's nice to see him on duck duck goose afterwards too.

looking forward to yet more totk tomorrow!! i hope he goes to the zoras next

>>49391258
Thank you

i usually censor my yume thoughts with alternate spellings or emojis or in my circle, but i like seeing them on the tl from other people

>>49391265
comfy.... I'm so glad he's having fun! I can't believe he streamed for 10 hours straight, it was crazy. I couldn't watch the entire stream but I'll be sure to do my vod reps and catch the cute moments!

>>49391467
i wish vtuber yumes were more common, general yumes are easy to find but its difficult even when you're open to find other yumes into vtubers

>>49391554
pasta kindred actually... go to 4:25:16 for when link drowns and he moans

>>49391623
you're a comfydred it counts he's such a slut, did wife talk about horse cock again?

>>49391901
hee hee hee ok yes...and zora cocks and goron cocks and zonai cocks and hylian cocks too...

>>49392169
TOT I hope he gets a bunch of fanart of him as link with a bunch of monster cockz

>>49392715
rewatching touchstarved for the nth time and his banter with the boys is so nakedly affectionate i want to cry