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[anon news] I LOVE Pippa!

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Midnight is fast approaching. Watch out for coons.

I MISS LUMI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Pippa love~!

After spending 8 hours listening to my wife and her friend talk about degenerate shit I realize I need a drink. I sadly do not keep alcohol on hand. I wonder if chugging acrylic paints would work?

>>49113927
Panko Spanko

>>49113954
go get a drink anon. The liquor stores are open late.

>>49113954
Sitting through that cursed stream was something of a labor of love, wasn't it

>>49113954
Depends on your definition of "work"

>>49113954
should have a similar effect on your liver

after all, Lia is a teen idol sensation!

i've been watching phase streams since I woke up. I feel lonely now

Lumi status?

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>49114063
I know how you feel. I've been voluntarily out of work for half a year and it seems like every day is the same except different vods

I am hyped for Lia tomorrow. I hope it's handcam but I will go in expecting nothing.

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/w82q7e.mp4

>>49114063
accept lia into your heart and you will never be alone again, the voices will keep you company

>>49113927
Fuck you panko give me back my chocolate

>>49114140
She said she was gonna set up a table on her floor with a camera. I assume that means hand cam.

>>49114083
Spinning a Trad web of lies in order to placate her audience. Fuck shes hot

>>49114063
I went to work for 8 hours and talked to uninteresting boomers. You are not missing anything.

>>49113927
panda stole my bike

>>49113821
▼ Please support Phase Friends ▼
Kirsche - https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl
Nyaru - https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Sleepy - https://twitter.com/Sleepy_Project
Miia - https://twitter.com/matoimiia
Rurumi - https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
Mieko - https://twitter.com/mino_mieko
Whiskey - https://twitter.com/GrenadesW
Shondo - https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Mari Mari Underscore E N - https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN
Lisa - https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa
Purin - https://twitter.com/inukaipurin
Chinchilla - https://twitter.com/natumi_hana
Sawa - https://twitter.com/SourGrapeVA
Sayu - https://twitter.com/sayuokami
Super Animal Royale - https://twitter.com/AnimalRoyale
Jigex - https://twitter.com/JigsawExplorer
Aggie - https://puzzle.aggie.io/
Mahjong Soul - https://twitter.com/MahjongSoul_EN
Nanobites - https://twitter.com/Nanobites_
(and You)

▼ PHASE FRIENDS NEWS ▼
Phase Friend Miia is streaming https://www.twitch.tv/matoimiia

also please copypaste the thread in the future ones as it's been skipped a few times today

Check em'.

>>49114083
Fuckin bored probably

>>49113892

>>49114288
HOLY SHIT

>>49114063
You’re lucky, I’ve been stuck here at work and missed all the streams

>>49114083
i'm not a magic 8 ball stop asking

>>49114075
>rejected women who would have been good matches because they were not virgins
This is the retarded part. Hook up culture is cancer and ideally nobody would engage in it. Why must it be either "be a degen and engage in hook up culture" or "only accept virgins"? This makes me think you are made of the same moral fiber than those you are criticizing (which is you from the past, so it makes sense lol).

>>49113616
>>49113733
I'll do it if I'm able to catch the stream then.

>>49114288
You did it.

archive bro please respond to this post when youre done uploading i wanna see the rest of my little sisters stream i only seen like half of it it will be downloadable right?
>>49114034
there's one app for android (please tell me youre on android) called Twire it seems decent

>Idol Showdown dev is a 6 month Hime member
huh

just wanna say great stream from pippa and kirsche today, really fun and cursed. thanks

>>49114202
I'm neither a streamer nor a woman nor blond and I vacuum & cook to keep myself entertained. It's not that farfetched.

PANKO MANKO

>>49114288

>>49114373
So when is he making Sad Girl Showdown?

>>49114378
yuri is dead and gone. we'll have so many newfags by this time next year that the majority of the thread won't even know who she is

>>49114372
>called Twire
I think Xtra is what you want to use these days.

>>49114400
it's over...

>>49114394
no, you don't get it
it is hot when a woman does it
same as with the dog petplay thing

>Kson said she wants to collab with the yabbit
Henri BTFO

>>49114394
same, the sound of stuff getting sucked up into a shop vac will never not make me happy

As the retard who complained about the Pippa Kirsche collab and her not streaming on youtube. I made a sever lapse I'm judgement and would like to apologize. I was throwing a temper tantrum and am deeply saddened by my actions.

>>49113821
Honestly Panko should satisfy my cock with her childish cunny.

>>49114363
THAT'S THE SPIRIT MY DUDE
I ratepost for Erina even though she's not my main girl cause even if it just earns 2-5 responses it's still unironically vital in keeping everything somewhat cohesive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfgQc_Jql1M
watch hime

>>49114489
o-oh i heard about twire from the phone/mobile general over on /g/, their OP has a pastbin with a link to helpful apps that i basically use as a starting point for my shit
i'll have to check that out, thank you

Thoughts on Phase Friend Tucker Carlson's redebut?

FUCK MY TIMEZONE
Pippa vod when bros? It's already gone...

>>49114553
did she get raided? how long has she been bigger than panko?

>>49114515
>>49114504
>>49114394
Based cleaningGODS

>>49114517
its okay fren, we all do it from time to time, never forget PIPPA LOVE and youll come back to the right state of mind eventually

>>49114569
Fox and hopefully the other legacy news outlets on life support.

pippa kirsche collab archive

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>>49114605
cleanliness is next to godliness

>>49114600
shiina raid

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>49114598
Why are you brown?

>>49114333
I think if you are a virgin you have every right to want a partner who is as well.

>>49114288
This is the second time today theres been a dub 8 tied to that image. Mine was the first one

I often wonder who Lia's first duet cover will be with. I always guessed the fired girl, but that will never be.

>>49114400

>>49114766
it'll be with hime or Pippa

>>49114766
probably Rie or Airi. Maybe Uruka.
or Rita.

>>49114288

>>49114652
HOLY FUCK I LOVE DOLPHINS

>>49114063
You watch streams because you are lonely

>>49114517
That's very big of you fren

Japanese lesson of the day for yesterday:
アイリちゃんに授乳(じゅにゅう)手(て)コキしてもらいたい
"I want Airi to give me a nursing handjob"

Japanese lesson of the day:
ぱんこちゃんと交尾したい
"I want to mate with Panko"

>>49114718
No right over the body of another person.
I do encourage chastity since it is a virtue, especially in women, but one thing is thinking you have a right to a virgin if you are a virgin and another thing entirely what the reality of the dating market is (which does not match that belief in that right).

>>49114766
my dream was for Lia, Yuri and Hime to cover caramelldansen

>>49114652
Bless you Archivefag, you wonderful fuck

>>49114652
HOLYFUCKINGBASSSSSSEED WAKE UP CAPIPPIS AND HARINES WE GOT THE VOD

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1655005309180444674
what the actual fuck did she mean by this

>>49114957
you give up too easily

>>49114690
>brown
>just woke up
>6:30 Central European Time.
>brown
Alright fatso.

>>49114998
that jellyfish is all wrong bro

>>49114513
I await his reaction. Saying that, many phase watchers hate kson and vshojo so good luck. Do it on Pippa's channel or it will be a shit show with people dog piling on froot.

>>49114328
When will I die and how will it happen?

>>49114998
>4674

>>49114690
>brown
Could be a white as the driven snow Dutchman as far as you know.

>>49114998
Lia will never financially recover from this

>>49114950
>授乳
Well that's a word I actually didn't know. Strange how I've only encountered it in translation.

>>49115088
88, death by checked

>>49115088
you will get /vt/s 88888888th post. it will be a really shitty post and you will die of cringe

I miss Wemi but she's streaming tomorrow so I'm not too sad.

what is Lia's other oshi mark on twatter supposed to be? it always shows up as broken for me

>>49115168
>>49115247
IM NOT FUCKING WAITING THAT LONG

>>49115162
I feel like it shows up constantly in titles when I'm browsing asmr

>>49113821
After a long stream like that, can kirsche please be added to the phase friends op? She has earned it and actually collabs with a wide variety of talent.

>>49114333
Yeah, ideally but the old world is long dead. You're being disingenuous with the black and white thinking. You can either stay the course and wait for the virgin girl to come along (unless you are high school sweethearts this won't happen. It takes moral fiber and self control to say no to sex, and I did it multiple times all for nothing. I was there when a college friend met his future wife, a cute blond girl. They got together after hooking up at a party and now have two kids. Guess hooking up was the answer. They are me from the past, and their future is getting that nice job and buying a house but having no family to share it with. My coworkers are boomers. I get along with them well but the ready made peer group from college is long gone. Many of my peers are already married. A few are divorced and the divorced chicks are a special kind of used goods I would still reject.

>>49114718
Yeah, you do. As a man this expectation will get you nowhere. There are no virgin women past age 23 who have good looks and personality. The real trad girls all get married super early. Turns out virtue doesn't get cosmically rewarded.

>>49114957
The reality is that since men and patriarchal institutions lost first legal then social power over women the tread dream is dead. Churches won't even shun women who divorce their loyal husbands anymore. Guess every religion and culture of any significance kept women in a gilded cage for a reason. Give them a little freedom and look what they do.

>>49115012
Stick to your guns and you just get old with nothing to show for it. Any of you guys under 25 should just find a cute girl who you get along well enough with that will fuck more then once a week and keep her. Your options only get worse.

>>49115319
anon that's less than 3 years

>>49115315
Its supposed to be the missing image icon.

>>49115342
neck yourself

Airi...

>>49115334
I don't listen to ASMR and JP ero-audio only rarely
I actually prefer the English TL of 'nursing handjob' after thinking about it a bit. It's a nice phrase

>>49115315
it's a swastika. it matches Lia's lightning bolts

>>49115072
I fucking hate kson, more so than vshoujo, but from a clout standpoint it would dumb to not collab with her if she is available. Although i do see it end up being cringe for Pippa herself with Kson going something between the lines of "go on say something yab, you are yabbit afterall"

>>49115315
the latest update to emojis added a jellyfish, but most platforms don't have it yet

>>49115425
pippakson collab with be a repeat of the moricoco collab

>>49115342
The OP isn't getting changed. I like her too but the fallout of changing the OP in any way is far far far far uglier at this point than keeping it as is and letting one or two people cry about it.

>>49115425
Clout for who? for kson maybe. she is washed.
Phase Connect has already collabed with vtubers 4x bigger than her

>>49115342
still waiting for you to honor your first poll

Ǵ̷̘͖͊͊o̶̥͍̮̼͚̕o̷̡͔͂d̸͇̬̤̯̎b̸̟̱̂̉̕͠y̵͎͚̐̀ͅe̸̦̼̍͝ ̶̦̬͔̦͔̑/̵̛͇̎́̊͌p̸̳̥͖͔̜̉̉͒c̴͍̺̓͌̑͝g̶̰̒/̴̡͖́ ̶͚̺̻͖̗̑̌̿̈I̵̩̽͂͑̆ ̷̮͈͝͠ͅľ̸̢͍̆ö̷̪̫́͂̐̕͘v̵̛̘͌͌̕e̷̡̯͛̑d̵͎̘̹̞̆ ̶̺̼̩̤͋͂́P̶̦̪̃̐͘a̶͙̼͋ͅn̸̞͑͆̈ḱ̷̢̹͗͌̆͝ơ̵͕̈́̇

>>49115342
Kys. Aslo do what you want no one cares retard.

>>49115342
No.

kson is a example to follow

>>49115358
TWENTY FUCKING EIGHT

>>49115472
the op schizo is a kirsche anti. he wants to shit things up in her name to make people hate her.

>>49114950
Airi probably doesn't even know what a nursing handjob is unfortunately

>>49115425
Kson fell off hard after leaving her old persona and friend group behind. I don't hate her but didn't like her joining the whore company. Truth is she's close to being the first washed up vtuber from the old days. Should have just put up with hololive.

>>49115523
The group of friends growing together as talents meme that made the old days so comfy just kind of fell apart.

>>49114652
is this dolphin porn

>>49115513
WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

>>49115315
I didn't think about it either but the emotes are apparently these two
https://emojipedia.org/high-voltage/
https://emojipedia.org/jellyfish/
(You may notice that the first is supported by more platforms than the latter)

>>49115574
As an experienced comfort woman, I suspect she gives nursing handjobs to 50 year old men wearing diapers.

>>49115513
Goodnight and goodbye P̶̦̪̃̐͘a̶͙̼͋ͅn̸̞͑͆̈ḱ̷̢̹͗͌̆͝ơ̵͕̈́̇phile

>>49114950
boobs

>>49115259
>Wemi is finally returning to streaming tomorrow
>I'll be gone all day, as well as the day after
kill me already

>>49114980
>>49115596
CAN YOU RETARDS KEEP IT DOWN

>>49115580
>close to being the first washed up vtuber
she's not the first, and she's already there

>>49115596
I don't wanna

>>49115547
anon nobody cares about Kirchse. that 8 hours of streaming tonight is gonna get forgotten within 1 minute of the Lisa collab.

people care about Lisa.

>>49115342
you won't need to worry, once she debuts as an invader soon she'll always be in the OP

>>49115425
pippa is unironically clout for kson at this point, a pippa x kson collab would also be the most awkward things imaginable. nearly all of pippa's jokes would fly right over kson's head and pippa would be too nervous to gaslight or mess with her in any way

My hate for Rie is unbridled! She is single handedly holding Phase Connect back from greatness! She's literally the crab in the crab bucket dragging everyone else down. She is the cancer that needs to be cut out in order for the host to survive! I don't know how else to put it but... Rie hate, Rie graduate!

>>49114950
Oops, forgot to add 交尾's reading! It's こうび!
Bonus Panko study material for my mistake.
>>49115574
I'll teach her.

>>49115610
I probably won't be there for the ASMR. I hate it.

>>49115624
GO AHEAD AND SHOOT ME BITCH

i have no idea how long processing will take on youtubes end with a 8.5 hr vod, but im not staying up to find out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkoTrEDMy5Q
heres hoping it doesnt get copyright blocked. if it does, ill put it in the mega tomorrow morning
t.archivefag

I miss the duplicitous lizard whore...

>>49115728
based

>>49115644
Yeah she should graduate and live barefoot and pregnant with my child

https://puzzle.aggie.io/GqLyld

>>49115639
"Fuck" the sheep

>>49115728
Thank you for your service!

>>49115610
Would you really fuck this?

>>49115728
Thank you so much for all your hard work archive bro.

>>49115642
>once she debuts as an invader soon she'll always be in the OP
It's not happening.
the final nail that she isn't getting hired is that she immediately followed !Yuri.
Also Sakana didn't finally reign in Lia and her turn into an ambassador to the company to then turn around and hire Kirsche.

>>49115639
Shouldn't we base the "friends" section on actual friends. Pippa specifically called Kirsche a good friend of hers, and streamed 8 hours with her because she genuinely enjoyed her company. I don't see any argument for to not be added.

>>49115728
BASED
Here's hoping we get plenty clips outta this one.

>>49115639
I love Kirsche.

I love Lisa.

I love when Pippa collabs with them.

Suck my dick.

OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! PANKO, HELP! OH NO! OH NO, OH NO! OH MY GOD! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>49115627
I was trying to be charitable. I don't hate her and I miss the old her but you're not wrong.

>>49115919
That's a nasty looking rash anon. You should get that checked.

>>49115912
You also love reddit spacing, Harine.

>>49115342
no her model is ugly and she's too sexual

I couldn't help but notice how everything she said about what makes a good relationship was centered around sex and sexual compatibility pippa was just going like "mhm" and nodding along when she doesn't even believe in sex before marriage. It's not the vibe I want, gimme the lisa collab or give me death.

>>49115483
>>49115580
She is not washed up, she always has been a leech that profited on tearing down other's characters. Once she removed herself from a group that tried to uphold an image it was shown how utterly boring she truly is. Its funny how some think of her as something kind of guru with helpful insider bizz advice.

Phase Friend LowTierGod is live and has opened a groomcord
https://www.twitch.tv/lowtiergod

>>49115639
>that 8 hours of streaming tonight is gonna get forgotten within 1 minute of the Lisa collab
grim and true
love to see it
I don't think Kirsche is in Pippa's Top5 collab partners desu

>>49115740
dumb bitch

>>49115912
Suck your own dick... Actually, I bet you can't because it's not long enough and your too fat to be flexible enough to reach it.

>>49115919
Those are baguettes you monumental retard.

>>49115846
I would fuck that.

>>49116084
Me too, I would also fuck (make love) with Nagatoro and Takagi.

>>49115846
Without a second thought

>>49116010
I don't think she's a leech but she was much funnier when their more more rules on what she could say and do. She could cross a line a bit and it was more interesting because she was in hololive. More crass humor doesn't require the same kind of artful setup, it's not erotic or funny it's just boring.

>>49116082
based grey

>>49114288

>>49115966
Don't call me a Harine, nigger.

>>49116082
>says this in Lias chat at least a dozen times
>she's read it at least 4 times
>still goes to hime
what a fucking whore

>>49116046
How does lemon not know JZ2cents or LMG packing youtube vids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6LeOqkgV6s

>>49116035
i'd go
>Lisa
>Lumi
>Lia
>Tenma
>Sleepy

>>49114372
>Twire
is shit
>Xtra
is fine, has 1.25 speed
>PurpleTV
so far the best but no 1.25x speed

>>49116231
He says this in Wemi's chat too. Fucking foot whore.

>>49116164
Yeah, pretty much this. Being a whore within the confines of being an idol was a funny gimmick. Now she's just your average whore who vtubes because she's too lazy to be an actual camwhore.

Lumi left a game open over night and when she came back her gpu got burnt.

>>49115919
oh my god she's turning french

>>49116375
Not really a thing that happens unless you download a GPU miner.

>>49116269
>>49116035
Doesn't it depend on what you like from a collab?
If you prefer yab content then Lia and Lumi are her top partners. If you like wholesome content then Lisa and Sleepy are going be at the top and if you like to listen to Pippa talk about coomer shit then Kirsche is your girl.

Kirsche is the ultimate /pcg/ filter. Bring up her name and the schizos seethe.

>>49116206
>Do you like Shisui Michiru?
>Her early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Potion came out in '21, I think she really came into her own, commercially and artistically. The whole track has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the song a big boost. She's been compared to Hakushika Iori, but I think Michiru has a far more autistic, cynical sense of humor.

>>49114513
>>49115425
>>49115580
As a new viewer, I have seen zero Kson streams but I would definitely watch a Pippa-Kson collab. It sounds like Pippa holds her in high esteem, so I'd be happy for her regardless of Kson's past. The only thing that would worry me is Pippa's anxiety ruining their interaction. Maybe that's the reason she's been menhera the last few days.

>>49116269
whats this? A not shit list in MY pcg?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1656163584907288577

Thinking about it she probably missed the keyboard posting we did during this part of the stream. Repost I guess.

>>49116500
Nah, watch this.

>>49116500
>Kirsche is the ultimate /pcg/ filter. Bring up her name and the schizos seethe.
After today the schizos can go fuck right off.

>>49116572
ok anon I'm watching

>>49116553

>>49116500
>aligns with everything /pcg/ wants
>/pcg/ still seethes
Screeeeeeeee

Fuura Yuri

>>49116082
based bob

>>49116427
I agree that there probably was more to it but that is the recounting of events.

Well jigged

>>49116625

>>49116620
>aligns with everything /pcg/ wants
Kirsche? Uuh, no?

>>49116553
Pippa please clean your keyboard. You can probably just vacuum a lot of that out. Even mine's not that bad.

>>49116625
You're 3 hours early

>>49116620
>>49116500
Can't tell if this is some 800IQ anti posting but please fuck off

>>49116620
>everything /pcg/ wants
Not really. I agree with pippa when she says she doesn't want to hear a vtuber she watches talking about the stuff coming out of their vagina.

>>49114553
>>49114600
I've always seen Rie as bigger than Panko, but I don't really know since due to time zones I rarely watch their streams live. But I've definitely watched more Rie (zatsudan, karaokes) than Panko.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/BtASEi

>>49116604
>>49116553
>>49116674
I want to see her Keyboard. I missed it.

>>49116553
Cleaning your keyboard is aesthetic. It has no functional purpose.
Meanwhile when your mouse is double scrolling or ghost clicking shit is 100% reason to clean some shit.

>>49116717
Rie gets raids. She caught Shiina tonight.

>>49116734
It was screencapped one or two threads ago

>>49116734

>>49116625
kek what a terminated bitch

>>49116625
Amaris Yubi

>>49116781
Holy fuck that's bad
I knwo I should have expected but man

>>49116781
What in the actual fuck

>>49116781
I love her.

>>49116625

>>49116781
mine is worse

how long until hostages fuck off?

>>49116903
Prove it.

>>49116888
fired in disgrace

please clean your keyboard pippa

>>49116682
Nvm he's on early today

Meanwhile Callie is going through anime shit.

Was the wait worth it?

>>49116781
it's not just hair and dust, it looks like it's sticky and smelly. just think of all the nights she spent cooming to ai while touching that keyboard. fucking slimy finger rabbit.

Meanwhile tsun is losing their minds over the possibility of slugma joining phase connect
>>49092659
>>49092838
>>49093331
>>49105937
>>49093317
>>49104269
>>49104537

Also they took Lumiposting at the face value.
>>49102967

>>49116903
you clean your keyboard too

Pippa instead of throwing away your old panties you should have sold them.

>>49116967
i'd lick it clean

>>49116982
Lumi is behind this somehow...I can feel it in my bones.

>>49117010
its time to go dumpster diving

>>49116982
Where does this rrat come from

I had a dream in which by the end of it I was fondling Lia's small boobs. I closed my eyes and she started kissing me an I woke up. I like big boobs and I watch Lia only occasionally.

What does this mean?

>>49116781
>no, guys, now I wash and mantain basic hygiene
Well, that was a fucking lie.

>>49117099
Slugma changed her name on twitter and linked a new youtube account.

>>49116903
You can't just say that and not post a fucking picture of it

>>49116982
I knew it

>>49116982
>Also they took Lumiposting at the face value.
They are actually retarded. I thought /pcg/ was retarded but the fact they take that seriously just proves how wrong I was.

>>49115342
>>49115985
Why do people complain about Kirsche's model? It's fine. It's not a cute 2D model but it works, that's all you need. If anything she filters people with her loud voice and trashy behavior, but she also gets the best of Pippa, by bouncing topics off her, and being aggressively based at times.

>gimme the lisa collab or give me death.
Lisa collabs are fine but they are the entire opposite. In those Pippa comes off as a bully, and you often worry if Lisa is really enjoying the interaction or it's punishment for something she did in a past life.

>>49117127
Sure, but how do you make the jump from there to "she's joining Phase Connect"?

>>49117120
Sorry anon. You are gay.

…there is an idea of a Rinkou Ashelia, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Lia, only a Virus, something illusory, and though She can hide her cold gaze and you can shitpost in Her chat and hear Her read your comments and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: She simply is not there. It is hard for us to make sense on any given level. Lia is fabricated, an aberration. She is a noncontingent Malware. Her personality is sketchy and unformed, Her Idol nature goes deep and is persistent. Her conscience, Her pity, Her hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Predebut) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All She has in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mischief She has caused and Her utter indifference toward it, She has now surpassed. She still, though, holds on to one single bleak truth: no stream is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet She is blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is yabai something you are? Or is it something you do? Her pain is constant and sharp and She does not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, She wants her pain to be inflicted on others. She wants no one to escape. But even after admitting this—and She has countless times, in just about every act She's committed—and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. She gains no deeper knowledge about Herself, no new understanding can be extracted from Her telling. There has been no reason for Her to tell us any of this. This performance has meant nothing.

>>49116982
>slugma
Opinions on her and her streams?

>>49117184
Beats me.

>>49117178
Stop downplaying your heinous acts, Lumi.

>>49116965
Lumi? israel?

>>49117184
we live rent free in their heads
pippa collab made them seethe

>>49116982
>Also they took Lumiposting at the face value.
impressive

Kirsche collabs with Pippa are just discount dollar store versions of Lumi collabs with Pippa.

>>49117178
Even if they took Lumi posting at face value don't we call her based every time she collapses a small corpo?

>>49117184
From one of the phase offkai mystery vtubers has a tag line about dizziness

>>49117292
Not really, it may has well have been another episode of yabcast

>>49116965
>isreal

>>49117204
Lia is real tho she said HI to me tonight.

>>49117292
No. Lumi doesn't carry any trailer park energy

>>49116082
Hate this whore!

>>49116919
>>49117143
sorry, can't get a good picture of it with just monitor light, I don't have a light in my room, I'll post a picture of it tomorrow

>>49117326
Gonna be honest, I didn't know there were vtubers in Tsunderia besides the dog, the spider, and the sheep, but if it has them convinced, I'll rrat it.

>>49117394
>I don't have a light in my room
bro...

>>49117292
Disagree, it's completely different experiences and while I like Lumi collabs a lot more I appreciate Kirsche collabs for getting Pippa to talk about topics she usually avoids.

>>49117370
She's already in your mind. It's already too late. Who will save us from ourselves?

>>49115523
I wonder if the people who aggressively misunderstand every single ESL thing Kson says are doing it on purpose or actually think that way. Not sure if the post im responding to qualifies, could just be some standard "you should be a slave to your company"-posting.

>>49116781
I really do just want to give this dumb lazy dork a hug while laughing at her shenanigans.

>>49117420
it burned out a few years ago and I never replaced it, I can see just fine with my monitors on

>>49117292
This is a fair point.

I guess it is why i dont rate Kirsche collabs on the level as many of Pippa’s other partners who bring the best out of her.
Lumi collabs just hit different. Same with Lia, Lisa, Sleepy and Tenma.

>>49117370
shut up honky

>>49116643
Anon, you are confusing your delusions with the real world again and you don't know how computers work either.

>>49116781
Many years ago when I worked in normal IT, I would have just thrown that keyboard away instead of trying to clean it

>>49117292
No. Pippa is the trailer park in lumixpippa, with lumi as the wing man. Kirsche is the massive trailer park in kirschexpippa, with pippa as the off trailer park

Why are Kirschefags so fragile and have a deep inferiority complex?

Does anyone but Pebbel clip Uruka on the regular? What about Lia? Airi?

>>49116781
Maybe the backlight is making it look 20% worse than it is?

I'm not sure why michiru is so smug on her mousepad and daki but I like it

>>49117574
Lia has 2 clippers linked on her channel, but neither have posted a clip in the last week
https://www.youtube.com/@rinkult-priest/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@2ViewsClips/videos

>>49116625

>>49117454
>uwu my webcam and headset broke
Your phone has a light, you little liar.

>>49117615
I've only ever seen one side of the Daki, what's on the reverse side?

>>49116781
imagine the SMELL

>>49117605
Bro... it has crust on it

>>49116982
>>49117178
The tsun general is a sad place these days.

>>49117545
That is the recounting of events from miia's stream. That's the answer she got. That is not me saying the game being open over night is the caused it.

>>49117400
There are no vtubers in Tsunderia because it went out of business. Slugma used to be the manager/recruiter of it and is a personal friend of Fish. After she quit Tsunderia she would go on twitter talk about how Phase is a corp you can trust and went to some cons to help Phase out.

>>49117208
Big tits, more of a manager than a streamer, Tsunderia had their first wave of mass graduations after she left.

>>49117615
why wouldnt she be?

>>49117642
I don't have a phone, you're dealing with a neet that has a keyboard worse than Pippa's and no light in his room, I don't know what you're expecting here.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1656170322582970368

CLEAN YOUR KEYBOARD
NOW

>>49117692
They just come off as bitter, sad and pathetic.

>>49117769
NEET notwithstanding, I'm kinda expecting you to be able to afford a light bulb, damn

>>49117511

>>49115639
>>49116035
>>49116269
>>49116549
Oof. Kirsche is great with Pippa because she is the one who can out-Pippa the Pippa. People joke that they grew up on opposites sides of the same trailer park; the banter is real.

People have this strange fixation with Lisa. Lisa is a nice girl but she is too soft for Pippa. Pippa needs to bounce ideas off a strong partner, which is why her collabs with Lumi and Tenma are also great. Lisa needs to be handled with gloves; she's cute and all, but she'll never get into intense topics.

Slugma has been working with Phase on and off for the last year.
Getting her fulltime will probably secure Purin and Lisa once their no compete expires in 2 months. The fact Lisa is doing covers with Phase shows Idol dont have her

>>49117178
You can only make a "joke" so many times before someone starts to wonder if it's really a joke or not.

>>49117815
It takes hours. Disconnect, Pull keycaps, Clean EVERY cap individually, clean rows between switches.
Its a pain in the ass.

>>49117808
based shades Lia

>>49116982
>they took Lumiposting at the face value
But Lumi is responsible for so much evil in this world...

I am in love with Shiina but seeing that upcoming
>donothon
has me uncomfortable, mostly because the result of Kiki Lockheart's recent "donothon" is fresh in my mind.
>tfw you donate thousands of dollars to her oshii and you get scammed
won't be me, i guarantee it

>>49117918
Deep clean once a year (if you don't drop food on your keyboard like a slob)
Light cleanings as needed with either compressed air or your vacuum cleaner.
ez

>>49117898
Not my fault tourists come to this thread and can't tell what is shitposting and what isn't.

>>49117557
Kirsche fans have an extreme inferiority complex and their desperation to be accepted is laughable.

>>49117204
She reminds me of Junko Enoshima

>>49117815
nah i just throw them away and buy new ones,cleaning them takes forever

>>49118025
You guys better make her sing cotton-eye joe

>>49118025
Just be sure not to buy any used gaming chairs a vtuber tries to sell you and you'll be fine.

>>49116982
hahahahahaha

>be me, new to Shiina's streams
>enjoying it, she's cute, her avatar is cute, streams are fun
>ff a week or two
>see her avatar from the waist-down for the first time
>shocked.jpg
those are the tiniest pair of panties I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life, how did they get away with that model

>>49118274

>>49114292
It's me, bored

>>49118274
Fishman is a man of culture

Well jigged

>>49118138
She should sing pomf pomf as punishment for interrupting Pippa and Lia when they sang it

>>49113066
Fuck, I thought we were finally free of him.
Why can't he just fucking an hero already.

>>49116781
I hate to see it but I'd snort her filth and catch some disease and die from it.

And I swear to god krampus watches all PC streams I see him everywhere.

https://puzzle.aggie.io/xU2EUR

>>49116500
I really think Kirsche could help Pippa pull off the mythical endurance stream. Pippa doesn't really need to do a donothon, but after this performance I'd be interested in a 12 hour stream with goals just to see how far she can go. Surely Pippa was only thinking about doing around 3 hours with Kirsche, but after 8 hours, they knocked it out of the park.

>>49118443
>already begging for the next collab
Jesus christ anon

>>49116553
>>49116751
You get balls of hair, lint, in your keyboard. Clean that shit.

>>49118274
There are 2 islands in particular whose people love cunny; Japan, and that one where high profile invidiuals require an invite to.

>>49117208
I didn't watch her too much but she was interesting.
She knew how to talk for many hours so she could fit well in Phase, she was also pretty honest and blunt about shit and she could work in a corpo where she didn't have to hold back for the most part could say whatever she wanted and in Phase she'd have other girls who could react to her/she could react to.
She also had decent experience as manager and she was on the BOYS ARE A DEBUFF side, at least she was back then. She studied business or marketing or some shit like that and acted like she knew a lot about that. Many of her streams were zatsu presentations about vtubing, business, etc.
If I recall right she used to be fat but then got fit so that would oddly let her fit in as well since she'd have life experience being an ugly failure but also be on the phase fit craze too.
Her slug model was peak sex tho, I don't know if any pre made gen 3 model could come close to that.
I don't remember her being that fun tho, not in the sense that I would actually laugh at anything she did or say. And she wasn't very cute either.
Just good at talking and with some interesting things to say and a cool personality.
She was mostly a manager that streamed, if she came back as an actual talent that would be a big change of career for her and she'd need to figure out how to be more of an entertainer instead.

If Kirscheys goal is to be well liked by pcg, then spamming collabs with Pippa isnt gonna do it.

>>49118528
Its easy to get there. You just have the right demographics.

>>49118564
I would give everything and literally do anything to visit

>>49117294
Taking out the competition is just business.

>>49116982
please do not bully /tsunx/ they are simple people who love their oshis and know little of the world beyond that

>>49118546
good,i'd like r9k lite to stay away from my foxu

>>49118046
That's fair. This whole general usually looks like one long shitpost.

>>49118537
>slug model
Like, she becomes the Pokemon Slugma or something?

>>49117178
But they didn't, they literally asked what the fuck this retarded rrat even is
>>49116982
they have a problem with pippa fanbase not pippa or phase
Also kill yourself for going in other threads to start shit nigger

What's a slugma?

>>49117178
that's not the worst part. the worst part is they think we think its bad somehow. swing away lumi. swing away

>>49116553
>>49116734
>>49116781
I cleaned by keyboard today; took out and cleaned every single keycap. Seeing this keyboard was like looking at an infected wound after taking a shower.

>>49117820
So does most of this general. Don't try and act as if you're any better, I know exactly what you're like.

>>49118708
>they have a problem with pippa fanbase not pippa
Bullshit and you know it.

>>49118537
She's also really fucking weird. She originally wanted her model to be a quadruple amputee loli but wasn't allowed

>>49118834
It's not bullshit, no one there mind any phase fanbase but pippa fans

>>49118866
Clearly there was a market for that

>>49118866
>a quadruple amputee loli
what the fuck hire this woman

>>49118564
I've considered it

Well jigged

>>49114513
She say this on a stream?

>>49114690
Bitch we're the og whites, not some halfblood americans

>>49118866
based

>>49118946
>250 pieces in 10 minutes
sugoi

>>49118930
yeah, me

>>49118775
Nice try, but tsun is 100% made of passive aggressive cunts.

>>49118975
Yeah, earlier tonight after Pippa raided into her

Slug was a terrible streamer.

>>49119009
Especially with this much near-solid colouring.
Jiggers are so back

>>49118834
tbf they did had people poachbegging in sheep discord too and got told by sheep herself to fuck off

>>49116982
>>49117099
>>49117184
>Where does this rrat come from
She was friends with Fishman because she also needed to wrangle sad girls in a small corpo. See >>49117735

Pippa wearing black panties is canon!

>>49118537
I MISS SLUGMA'S FAT TITS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>49119124
Lisa crawled back to pippa. Complains are null and void.

>>49119063
you done trying to start fanbase wars?

>>49119124
Some anons admitted to poachpoasting at the girls just to get them to resent Phase.

>>49119161
Someone needs to give her a good pipounding

>>49119240
Case in point of why they don't like Pippa's fans.

>>49119161
>pippa
>pippanties
please return from whence you came

>>49119240
>Lisa crawled back to pippa
And then you ask why they don't like you

>>49117815
Haven't cleaned it in 10 years and I see no reason to start now.

>>49118917
nigga the dread the possibility of even gen 2 girls raiding

Peo is cute

>>49117292
It's a different energy. Lumi x Pippa is more high class, tending towards philosophical. Kirsche x Pippa is trailer trash to the max, and hard yab opinions.

>>49119309
who cares?

>>49118323
>>49118356
I'm just curious how much of her model is "her", I assume she didn't have a hand in its design but I'm curious how she feels about looking so erotic

>>49115639
kirschse and lisa fill different male needs
kirschse you can shitpost with her till 3 am in the morning
lisa is for impregnation and protecting

>>49119283
>>49119309
Raped and submitted bitches don't have the right to talk.

Pippa's defenseless anus.

>>49119341
Describe Airi x Pippa

>>49119375
This thread really is just one long shitpost.

>>49119391
My wives

>>49119360
I thought gen 2 spent so long in the oven because they had complete control over the model

I like Phase and i hate Pippashitters too

My brother in Christ, the Pippa/Kirsch collab is 8hrs?! This is gonna take awhile to watch.

>>49119398
Are you just now learning what /pcg/ is?

>>49119360
Gen 2 had a good amount of control over their models

https://www.youtube.com/live/dEQ4RNIemTA
Chinchilla live btw

>>49119399
I know you are in this thread running damage control for tsunfags.

>>49119447
Capipis are fine, but Harines should fuck off forever

>>49117815
>>49117918
It took me 2 hours, but it's worth it. Do it at least twice per year.

>>49119447
>>49119543
based

Da Michi is my wife.

>>49119568
I don't see a ring.

>>49119543
Nah both are subhumans retards

>>49119482
prepare for mental damage

>>49119517
Rice

>>49119325
If you’re thinking of Ami and Airi, /tsunx/ buckos are just really protective of her and her chat. Not specific to Phase. Ami has had to reassure them that she’s thought it through enabling raids at all.

>>49117885
Bruh, how do they have a non-compete? Who is going to enforce that clause when Tsunderia is no more?

>>49117866
It's odd that you say Lisa is too soft for Pippa when Kirsche is a massive yes-man who couldn't even openly disagree with Pippa when she went on a purity spiral and lumped in miniskirts and tube-tops with fetish gear.
I generally rate collab partners by whether or not the stream would have been better with or without them. Lisa is a great collab partner because even if the content itself is uninteresting(just walking around in minecraft), their collabs are still super entertaining due to Lisa and Pippas interaction. Same with phase collabs, the ghost hunting collab was great because the group dynamics were just fun. I can't really say the same about Kirsche, if Pippa had watched the videos on her own the stream would have been just as entertaining, if not more so.

Also, Kirsche out-pippa's maybe the retarded meme version vtweeters and catalogfags have of Pippa but outside of that she is just Pippa without any of the things that make Pippa interesting and enjoyable.

Pippa antis = tsunx tourists
got it

>>49119602
nah it's there, check her cock

>>49119610
Anyone that posts on /pcg/ is subhuman

>>49119517

>>49119528
>still committing to fanbase wars
At what point it becomes reportable for raid