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49064357

Anonymous Tue May 9 13:54:10 2023 No.49064357 [Reply] [Original]

THIS SUMMER
>moonlight sonata starts playing
ONE MAN IS ABOUT TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
>*cuts to scene where Riku graduates*
HE HAS A DREAM
>*Riku visits a luxury shipyard and stands enchanted before a certain yacht*
HE HAS THE MEANS
>*Riku scribbles various arrows on a whiteboard all pointing to the Cover logo and a huge 1%*
>*timeskip: the camera pans out from the 1% on the whiteboard to show a celebration being held in the previously mentioned yacht, now Riku's property*
>Riku: Thank you for everything, Nijisanji family. Kampai!
>*everyone cheers*
>*black screen*
BUT SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY WRONG
>*piano music quiets down*
>*ticking noise starts*
>*the chuubas are now bickering in the yacht lounge*
>Finana: You broke the rules!
>Zaion: And you are a whore!
>*suddendly Finana stabs Zaion and everything goes to shit*
>*Mountains starts playing as part of the yacht explodes*
*shot of the NijiJP lounge trembling due to the blas*
ON A SINKING SHIP
>*various shots of livers running or hiding through the ship*
AS THE WATER GETS CLOSER
>*Selen and Mysta are hiding in a closet as a crazed Millie roams around the room*
Selen: So, what do we now?
Mysta: What else? Survive.
>*the two rush out of the closet*
ONLY THE 1% CAN SURVIVE
>Riku: I'm sorry...
>*he cocks his revolver Manhurin MR73*
IN A CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE YOU WILL NEVER FORGET
>*movie title fades in*
MURDER ON THE NIJISANJI SEA EXPRESS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:55:58 2023 No.49064445 >>49064357 holo = marvel niji = dc

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:56:16 2023 No.49064461 ..and the sapling has no friend

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 13:59:35 2023 No.49064619 >>49064445 They both suck

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:00:19 2023 No.49064659 >>49064357 That was beautiful anon. Have a (you)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:00:30 2023 No.49064667 >>49064357 niji = liverpool holo = man u mythic = man city vshojo = chelsea phase = arsenal

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:02:11 2023 No.49064733 File: 118 KB, 421x290, 9857FEF1-AB61-4211-A790-37036E785300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49064357 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:02:21 2023 No.49064741 >>49064357 a (You) for the effort not bad anon, i liked it

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:03:56 2023 No.49064796 >>49064357 holo = kimetsu no yaiba niji = my hero academia phase = chainsaw man

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:04:18 2023 No.49064809 >Finana stabs Zaion >The collective semen of 50 people and 4 dogs oozes out of Finana's pussy and floods the deck, sending Zaion's body overboard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:09:03 2023 No.49065025 >>49064357 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:16:31 2023 No.49065401 >>49064357 holo = toaster strudel niji = toaster strudel vspo = toaster strudel vshojo = toaster strudel mystic = toaster strudel phase = toaster strudel idol = toaster strudel kawaii = toaster strudel eien = toaster strudel

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:21:39 2023 No.49065652 >>49064461 Your effort in spamming are backfiring as saplings are on a mission to engrave this 1% onto your ass kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:25:46 2023 No.49065882 >>49064667 i dont think the people watching Phase are of the brown skinned kind, also doubt Niji has that many Irish fans who are the Antony and Sancho of Hololive?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 14:29:41 2023 No.49066069 Anyethics?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 15:07:02 2023 No.49067951 kino

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:06:16 2023 No.49071082 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:13:38 2023 No.49071526 >>49064357 Yeah you can have a (You), OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:19:15 2023 No.49071831 File: 11 KB, 416x416, 1615554164698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45fBVrnAmEc

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:21:33 2023 No.49071954 >>49064357 holo = atlanta braves niji = new york mets

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:23:57 2023 No.49072091 >>49064357 I hope zaion live and backstab them back.

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Anonymous Tue May 9 16:25:42 2023 No.49072195

I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support the establishments I have mentioned--they cost enough; and those who are
badly off must go there."
"Many can't go there; and many would rather die."
"If they would rather die," said Scrooge, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:25:55 2023 No.49072208 >>49064357 Riku would never let nijis anywhere close his yachts, they would ruin his mood with their poor people presence

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:26:31 2023 No.49072245 >>49064796 Is zaion deku?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 16:28:50 2023 No.49072352 >>49064445 Some of the gayest shit I've seen today

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:03:35 2023 No.49074279 the 1% will live on

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:10:46 2023 No.49074645 >>49064357 me = me your oshi's boyfriend = me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:20:43 2023 No.49075236 Is 1%~3% even that bad? Livers basically get free money since they didn't have to do anything except maybe promote the merch once in a while.

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Anonymous Tue May 9 17:22:13 2023 No.49075319
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcXs5v-suNg
>>49071831
Please let's make it perfect.
To think the 3 faces of Niji Violence on the EN side sang this song.

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more, you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go 'til we're gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I'd hold to
In my life, we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more, you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on

We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:26:38 2023 No.49075577 Is this the moguyacht thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:27:43 2023 No.49075642 >>49064461 And that why, mommy fauna said "you need IRL friend"... Coz mommy fauna know we dont have friend in irl... No bad advice from mommy fauna... Time to start touch grass and make one friend irl and said it to mommy "i have new friend irl"...

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Anonymous Tue May 9 17:30:34 2023 No.49075795

>>49064461
>>49075642
Okay... but can we discuss how Anykara keeps 99% of the revenue for merchandise sales. I mean if they are doing such a thing then surely they are able to help talents with projects and debuts right? I mean even a 4channel Janitor receives more respect then that?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:32:50 2023 No.49075929 >>49064357 We barely get this much effort anymore, good work anon

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:33:21 2023 No.49075948 File: 3.39 MB, 1700x2550, Nijitanic My Heart will go on covered by Gawr Gura, Nanashi Mumei and IRyS [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fcs6yrl.mp4].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49075929 I'll never let go anon.

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Anonymous Tue May 9 17:35:45 2023 No.49076085

>>49075795
Slave cant do anything to the master...
They can only hang them self if they want free from SlaveSanji corp...

I like talking more about "make new friend" from mommy fauna...
Coz its easy task from mommy...
Just looking for 1 new friend irl how hard can it be...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:36:43 2023 No.49076149 >>49076085 I appreciate your honesty... it has been an honor shitposting with you fellow schizo.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:39:29 2023 No.49076308 >>49076149 Its nice shitpost with you too...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:42:47 2023 No.49076481 File: 44 KB, 1280x720, 1610253348277 [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fontfi8.mp3].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49076308 Perhaps in another thread... we could be friends... thank you anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:47:02 2023 No.49076714 >>49064357 Would be kino but >>49072208 is correct

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:50:37 2023 No.49076927 >>49064357 Whats the 1% thing? What did I miss? New funny yab to laugh at the nijiniggers?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 17:55:49 2023 No.49077280 >>49076927 They earn between 1% to 3% off merch.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:11:23 2023 No.49078203 >>49077280 Holy shit, isnt a whole merch package like 60 to 80 dollars witouth the shipping? 0.6/0.8 of a dollar per sell, how do these people live? Wasnt merch the best way to give money directly to the vchuba?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 18:39:48 2023 No.49079936 >>49078203 Only voice packs, since that uses the chuuba's actual voice they give them 50% of earnings, but otherwise nope, even Superchats are better bang for buck for directly supporting your oshi in Nijisanji

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Anonymous Tue May 9 19:04:00 2023 No.49081315
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One percent, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how much merch you buy
Keychains in mind, the straps that I designed
To sell in due time
All I sold

Acrylic is a valuable thing
Catch it by the strap on the fannypack thing
Match it with others that we swear aren't that gay
The Lazulight color theme
It's so teal

Seven debuts in a row
Watch the views go right out the window
Trying to hold on, the yabs are gonna flow
Watching it all just to kek at it all

I kept every yab inside
And even though I lied it all fell apart
What merch meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when I shilled so hard

I shilled so hard to sell it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to grind just to make a dime
But in the end it doesn't even matter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:07:27 2023 No.49081538 File: 793 KB, 2500x1445, 2%434.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49081315 Use the correct image

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 19:47:53 2023 No.49084036 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:12:00 2023 No.49089445 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 21:53:55 2023 No.49092168 >>49081315 Based, if someone sings this, put me in the video

>>	Anonymous Tue May 9 23:21:04 2023 No.49097371 >>49064357 wow so funny

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:02:05 2023 No.49099536 >>49064357 What are you on about?

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 00:26:47 2023 No.49100985 File: 138 KB, 676x380, shpaidaman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>49071954 it's all about the money shpaidaman

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 01:42:48 2023 No.49105209 >>49064357 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed May 10 02:49:07 2023 No.49108970 >>49064357 Okay

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