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I've come to make an announcement. Zaion Lanza of Nijisanji is a bitch ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, during golf she pulled out her bolt and Dee's Nuts and fucking pissed on Enna Alouette and she said her bolt was "THIS BIG." And I said, "that's disgusting!" and so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Zaion Lanza, you got a small bolt, it is the size of this walnut, except way smaller. And guess what, here's what my bolt looks like. That's right, baby. All bark, no bite, NO threads. Look at that, it looks like two peanuts and an eraser. Zaion pissed on my wife so guess what? I'm gonna yab on Haywire's stream. That's right, this is what you get! My whiny bitchass drama! Except I'm not just going to talk shit on stream... I'm gonna do more than that. I'm going to piss all over management! How do you like that, Tazumi? I pissed all over NijisanjiEN management, you idiot! You have 23 hours before Nijisisters doxx you and raid your Discord. Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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>> No.48948055

>>48944694
Is this a copy pasta?

>> No.48948086

>>48948055
no it's real

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>>48944694
I believe it because Kyo is actually stupid enough to come here and post something this retarded.

>> No.48948507

>>48944694
Counterpoint : youdeserveaseizureforthispost.gif

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>>48944694
Vtubers doing real-time fandubs would be kino.

>> No.48950155

>>48948055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fueRUi5AWWQ

>> No.48950793

I fucking hate Kyo for taking the closest thing NijiEN will likely ever have to a shota design and fucking ruining with his faggot wigger speak.
The Zaion shit is salt in the wound but I hope Kyo burns for this reason alone.

>> No.48950976

>>48950793
Weirdest casting choice for sure.

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>>48950155
Zaion is staring at this with her cheeks full of nuts. (Mine.)

>> No.48953013

>>48944694
So Kyo is a cuck?
But he got his bitch Enna

>> No.48953068

>>48944694
kek

>> No.48953122

>>48953013
How are catalogueniggers so stupid.

>> No.48954104

>>48953122
I know the context of the fandub anon.
If Kyo is eggman that means Zaion cucked him with his wife.
But we all know Enna hates Zaion so that can't be true.

>> No.48956138

>>48954104
Does Zaion have 50 alternative accounts and Kyo over 70?

>> No.48958793

>>48950793
Kyo's model was meant to be a femboy, and instead we got a wigger.

>> No.48958803

I wonder if Zaion will address Kyo later during tonight's stream.

>> No.48958999

>>48958793
A femboy is fine too. Still the closest thing NijiEN will get to a shota since they self-censor.

>> No.48959781

>>48944694
Make a vocaro.
https://vocaroo.com/

>> No.48960494

>>48958803
its honestly better if Zaion will leave niji alone now she already did a lot of damage. Moving on and not caring anymore would be more damaging to nijinogs

>> No.48961163

>>48959781
OP here, done.
https://voca.ro/1lIv3U9sqOdO

>> No.48963105

>>48944694
him not attempting to correct twitter about his wigger status is always funny to me

>> No.48963727

>>48961163
Not nearly wigger enough.

>> No.48964587

>>48950793
Is he really a wigger though? Maybe my ears are retarded or something but it always sounded to me like he might genuinely be black, just in anime whiteface for some inexplicable reason.

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