/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>48350552
Merch:
(Official Shop) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?open=talent&q=%22Talent_%E5%B8%B8%E9%97%87%E3%83%88%E3%83%AF%22
(Overseas) https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/tokoyami-towa
(holoEarth Stamps vol. 1) https://holoearth.com/news/332/
(Nendoroid Plus Acrylic Stand) https://s.goodsmile.link/djf
(Nendoroid) https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1636888063803805697
(SUPER EXPO 2023) https://shop.hololivepro.com/pages/hololive-superexpo2023
(RAKU SPA) https://rakuspa.com/hololive2/
(Itajaga hololive vol. 1) https://www.bandai.co.jp/candy/products/2023/4549660821090000.html
(Cake.jp bday cake) https://cake.jp/hololive/cake/
(hololive sticker "Tokoyami Towa") https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/21770853/
(5th Anniversary Quiz) https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/5th-anniversary-kentei-en?variant=43669272953052
(Amazon Merch on Demand) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BQJ6V7D1
(glamb×hololive) https://www.glamb-lodge.com/archive/feature/hololive/
(hololive Starter Merch) https://shop.hololivepro.com/collections/all?sort_by=manual&q=%22StarterMerch%22
(Gashapon Online Vol. 4) https://gashapon.jp/products/detail.html?jan_code=4549660757450000
(Hololive Wafers 2) https://www.bandai.co.jp/candy/products/2023/4549660821076000.html (starts 03/2023)
(3-Minute Voice for Instant Noodles) https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololive_3minute_voice_for_instantmoodles
(holo Country Ma'am) https://holocountrym.base.shop/
(PEBOT Family Mart) https://fm-goods.com/hololive_holomart9.html
(Cake.jp) https://cake.jp/item/3410597/
(LINE Stickers) https://line.me/S/sticker/19255881
(hololive 3D Acrylic Stand) https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololive_3dacrylicstand?variant=42846164877532
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/hololive-3d/products/hololive-3d-acrylic-stand-tokoyami-towa
(Hololive Wafers) https://www.bandai.co.jp/candy/products/2022/4549660699910000.html
(1st Anniversary) https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2885961 (Voice-only)

Latest EPs:
https://cover.lnk.to/epovertime
https://cover.lnk.to/Scream

Latest Solo/Group Originals and Cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBmss54l5zc U.F.O. - U Feel Overjoyed! -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOx00AOfKo RAIMEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1lfwyWSGV4 Kuusou Ressha (with Startend)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM_El_RDfLY Yokusou to Neon Tetra (with Okayu)

All Towa music links: https://pastebin.com/AkBD5Ztv

Manga:
>hololive Alternative by Moro-yan
https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1601550720402329601
https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1649699640344981506

Interviews/Articles:
https://note.com/unluckymorpheus/n/n24db48f61cba Unlucky Morpheus U.F.O. article
https://www.lisani.jp/0000221921/ LisANi! article
https://realsound.jp/2023/02/post-1247816.html Real Sound article
https://twitter.com/YouTubeJapan/status/1622234616189927425 YouTube Japan spotlight
https://www.billboard-japan.com/d_news/detail/121432 Billboard Japan article
https://realsound.jp/2023/02/post-1247816.html Real Sound article
https://realsound.jp/2022/12/post-1223507.html Real Sound article
https://www.famitsu.com/news/202211/11279688.html Famitsu 3rd game column
https://www.famitsu.com/news/202210/14279311.html Famitsu 2nd game column
https://www.famitsu.com/news/202209/16275757.html Famitsu 1st game column
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRcgE8sjTCg Tamaki Marshmallow
https://realsound.jp/2022/05/post-1022934.html ORIO interview
https://haruman.jp/holo/h15.html Shueisha x holopro collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGNLj3_ZNs JOYSOUND artist interview

Towa hates kenzies and I hate Towa!

Towa is cool!

>>48350552
Your boyfriend with tits looks nice, anon.

I love Towa the most!!!!

Kontowa...

i want to kiss towa on her whispering eye...

I can fix rurudo...

I bet Towa eats her burgers with no sauce...

will she be dumb today...?

>>48354931
When is she not dumb?

Towa owes me a theater date, a concert date and a fireworks viewing date... And walking me home gently...

Towa will never practice her nail skills on me...

i bet towa gets double cheeseburgers...

>>48355141
Handjob in theater, fingering in concert and sex under the fireworks...

>>48355372
i'll nail her

>>48355491
to the cross and burn her on pyre...

Kenzies are so weird...

Good morning Towa and menheras!

Watching 11 mid, boring movies with Twa.
Unknowingly gonna go crying on the last one together.
The next day, she goes ruining my life altogether, as she perfectly groomed me.

I tried cooking with Towa and she burnt the food...

Towa groomed me...

https://twitter.com/hololiveALT/status/1652236299095654402

>>48358817
This Towa really looks dumb.

>>48360669
This Towa looks dumber.

Towa will exist again soon... Oh no...

towa will win today…

I feel depressed every time I see this kind of schedule after radio silence day

>>48362233
Would you prefer two days of valo only

i missed towa…

>>48362352
2 days of guaranteed valo streams is better than "maybe I'll stream, probably, or maybe not" then having to wait all day for a frame only for her to not tweet at all again.

I love when she gets up to get snacks...
She's so cute...

i can’t hear towa…

>>48362567
You're tolerating her fat fuck lifestyle.

>>48362650
No, I'm encouraging and enabling it.

I want to hand feed Towa while she plays…

deep...

What the hell Noel do THAT for your lewd ASMRs...

>Nenene: Wamy
>Towawa: Gyamy
Why are they like this...

>>48363074
Towa is always making up words that don't exist...

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1652277520585326593
What did she mean by this

Anyone got the rules for this thing?

imagine how disgusting and unpleasant sex with towa is, just thinking about it makes me want to vomit

>>48363762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k45hqyPkAOA

>>48364065
The glasses almost make her look smart, but I won't be fooled.

how do I escape from towa, I want to be fre...

this is awakening my backseater for the first time not seeing towa sprint jump…

lucky kenzie...

boring event

>>48364987
i think all the boringness ends if they allow small vcs of robbers but its been fine so far

Towa's blind...

>>48365034
>17 people screaming in the same VC
That doesn't sound very fun to me

>>48365146
>small vcs
i never said all 17 in one channel

>>48365146
could also be vc when in jail so they can strategize

>>48365034
I thought that's what they were gonna do when they had everyone introduces themselves as genmates

I like hearing Flare and Twa in the same VC aんdI dunno why...

towasamawin!

So it's just like DbD but Minecraft all along?

fbk and towa are GOOFS

><4,000 viewers
Grim

I miss Towa...

I miss Towa...

i miss towa…

I miss Towa...

I miss Towa...

i miss towa...

>>48365816
Wrong tab, numberfriend

you guys miss towa? i just saw her. it'll be a long while before i start missing her

>>48366170
okay i lied, i do miss her

pebot soon i believe

Seriously?
You guys miss this crooked-teeth weird-legged womanchild?
You still love this deceitful unsexy creature?
You sure want to kiss this heinous creature and hug her because you miss her presence for a whole day?

>>48366494
your descriptions of her besides womanchild are all wrong and yes i do

PEBOT on May 2nd btw.

>>48366494
Yes

>>48366802
towa's concave ass...

>>48366873
if rurudo had a say towa would have a very nice tight petite butt but japanese modelers are incapable of doing that

Is Towa a child?

>>48367222
Yeah, mine

>>48367242
And you still want to put a child inside her?

>>48367262
Of course, it's only natural.

I punched Towa...

ChiiTowa...

Towa picked her nose

>>48368365
she's just like me...

how do we stop the chiikawa menace

>>48368365
Nose...

>>48368392
why would you want to stop this

>>48369537
It's an eyesore.
I wanna punch it.

>>48369537
it gives me cute aggression

i want a pet towa...

https://twitter.com/wagahaida_L/status/1652321259919912960
why are kenzies like this...

>>48369990
they are as gross as their oshi, like you too.

>>48369990
I can fix her...

My perfect Twi...

>>48370235
Towa baby...

>>48369990
Literally me.

should i watch the vod or just skip?

>>48370591
its okay but if theres other vods you have that are more appealing you might want to watch those first

>>48370591
Nothing really interesting happened

>>48370591
Towa was very cute

>>48370591
it was boring but towa was there and she's cute so if you like watching towa its okay

People who say they hate Towa or don't love Towa just don't want to admit they love her very much to protect themselves from heartache.

Towa's probably naked right now...

menhera sex with twap and chuna

How far can Towa's weird legs carry her?

>>48374329
To the snack cupboard and back, not much further...

>>48374329
snack drawers and womens houses

>>48374571
That includes Miosha's house in Gunma right? That's pretty far

>>48374627
tokoyami "wanted in 5 countries "sex trafficker"" towa

>>48374329
Snack cabinet and front door to be picked up by uber

towa would look cool if she swears more and tell me to go fuck myself

Towa called me a racial slur...

>>48375501
Twigger...

>>48375501
Twook...

>>48375501
Twip...

Towa committed warcrimes in the donbass...

>>48376304
slavzoku,no...

This talentless egotistical faggot will never be a real girl. Being a mentally challenged lazy greedy corpo sellout won't make him a woman.

>>48376862
Okayu...

>>48376862
Kotachi never wanted to be a woman...it was forced on him...

>>48375501
American Twog...

At least Towa didn't call me a French...

>>48378930
not even towas that cruel

>>48378930
poor frogzoku...

>>48378930
Not even the filthy Bretonnians deserve to be called that

Twi...

Towa will be able to carry...right...?

>>48382983
if she tries they wont get last probably

>>48378930
I don't think Towa knows what France is

>>48383174
She does since there's a disneyland there

>>48382983
I think she'll probably just take it easy since it's hopeless anyway and it's just a fun holo tourney.
That way when they all do horribly no one has to feel bad.

>>48383592
>fun holo tourney
I mean that's what they say for mariokart and the puyo tetris thing too

>>48383753
Mario kart is definitely more serious because it's a big yearly event that involves everybody and there are enough people that are good at it (and enough zakos) that it's actually competitive. I dunno about puyo but it didn't feel that serious since it was short, single elim, and completely imbalanced.
Basically I don't think a little tournament like this is as big of a deal as something like marika or vsai.

Why did you all make me love Towa...

>>48384483
Because I hate you and want to cause you pain...

>>48384483
fuck you mean "you all" you did this to yourself I just want Towa all to myself

imagine grabbing pliers and pulling out towa's piercings...

>>48386347
That would be extremely painful

>>48386347
I don't want to hurt the twi...

I wonder if she'll do a mengen today...

I want degozaru...

It's either suityan or hoshiyomi...
When will it be Towa or femzies?

>>48390560
its always been towa for me

So Lui mentioned that Herself, Marine, Reine, and Towa went to Disney together recently while the event was happening, didn't give any details but that's most likely what Towa did on that day she went to hang out with friends.
Holy fuck that's the most hag outing WHY DOES TOWA GET TO LIVE MY DREAMS

>>48390670
why do hags get to live my dream...

>>48390670
towa might go to disney too much

if i was towa's boyfriend, i'd take her to disney every weekend...

>>48390853
Getting an extremely high paying job just to sate Towa's disney addiction...

>>48390670
I get why she wouldn't talk about it beforehand but it kind of annoys me that she hardly ever brings up stuff like this even after the fact. We always have to hear about it from other people.

Tsuna love...

>>48390941
maybe she'd talk about it if she did more zatsudans...

>>48390941
youre not wrong on this complaint, but i doubt towa had any semblance of memory of mentioning it during an event stream about minecraft, itd be different if a zatsu had happened

Towa herbarium has been outsourced, no...

>>48390670
>went to Disneyland with a bunch of hags
>gets post-hag depression the next day

>>48391347
i really wish i could be surprised

>>48391347
I'd be depressed too if I had to part ways with Lui and Marine...

all of my superchats and my membership fund towa's disney addiction, huh...

>>48390817
Soon Towa will become fleshlight for Disney execs...

>>48391447
thats literally what its always been

>>48391447
Hey that's not all she does with it
She also buys snacks

>>48391455
disney only wants money and towas already giving enough

>>48390941
It has been this way since day 1. We hear more about what Towa does from other girls than from Towa herself. It still fucking sucks

towa probably thinks that no one wants to hear what she does everyday...

>>48391499
Those pedo lawsuits tell a different story

>>48391643
towa is a womanchild not an actual child

>>48391674
Makes no difference to a fat bastard ojisan

>>48391729
Please do not call Towa a fat bastard ojisan, that would hurt her feelings

Disgusting undressing Twa...

>>48391729
im pretty sure theres a big difference for pedophiles but this is the thread where someone doesnt know the difference between lolis and jks

>>48391820
>someone doesnt know the difference between lolis and jks
You're implying that's someone that regularly frequents here which I highly doubt

Towa counts as a loli.
And I might be a pedophile, because of it.

>>48391751
It is the truth...

Is this a loli?

>>48391890
*shota

towa is an adult and i will have consensual sex with her

>>48392111
Towa is a girl...!
I've seen her fat pussy once...!

>>48392124
Retarded womanchildren can't consent for themselves regardless of age. You must take permission from a parent or guardian.

>>48392092
That's my wife. And no I am not that disgusting purple creature known as Towa.

>>48392111
now priests are interested too...

>>48392248
that’s exactly what towa would say

>>48392092
yogiri...

>>48392460
The better Towa is gone forever...

i want to be just like towa…

>>48392985
i made this post

>>48392985
40 year old whore who has no future prospect of family...

>>48393273
sounds like your mother

>>48393314
towa is my mami?

>>48393314
Yeah I hate Towa that whore of a mother who rather sucked hundreds of dicks than give me a father who would guide me to a better life!

>>48393630
Anon why are you projecting your personal life issues onto Towa...

>>48393630
this kenzie is projecting really hard...

towa will die young, just like my mom…

>>48393774
Anon... I'm sorry to hear that...

>>48393998
not the towa part though...

No kenzie comes from a good home...

>>48394169
well duh, no child that was raised right would fall in love with a vtuber, let alone towa…

>>48394169
birds of feather flock together...

>>48392226
Mama can't find anyone willing to do it despite offering large sums of money...

>>48390941
The fact that Reine did a travel zatsudan yesterday and didn't mention it at all is way more shocking to me, that makes me think they weren't ready to talk about it yet anyway.

>>48396002 (me)
Plus Reine and Marine did an offcollab right afterwards and didn't say anything about it either

Good night Towa and menheras!

>>48396271
the trip must've been really boring and uneventful...
or towa did, you know... those poor poor hags...

>>48396400
Towa must be part of Blackrock and WEF to be so blatantly immune to law...

>>48396400
towa did something that ruined the trip and made everyone hate her which is why she was too depressed to tweet...

Towa must create a house for broken kenzies...

>>48396606
she got drunk and threw up in the middle of the park...

>>48396606
maybe she shouldnt do that in public places

>>48396002
She probably didn't want anyone to talk about it so she could post 3,000 yen disney pics again.

>>48396606
Maybe she did the same vending machine trick and fucked Reine behind it while her 10 indonesian rooftop snipers aren't looking.

>>48397055
thats pretty impressive of her

>>48397088
Towa's microdick and premature ejaculation...

>>48397554
anything but

>>48396781
You just actually hate Towa don't you

>>48397879
>anti in the towa thread hates towa
wow

>>48397967
I'm just trying to understand the point

>>48398129
youre better off not trying to understand the thought process of such people

>>48398129
the point is that he hates towa and he wants everyone else to too

>>48398129
to make people like you upset

I'm gonna kiss the Towa antis...!!

>>48398384
I'm not upset I'm just confused

>>48398313
I love Towa

>saying she's going to do a thing she already did in the past again somehow makes me an anti
Explain that one.

>>48399768
You're only allowed to talk about the good things Towa does, and ignore all the bad. Otherwise you're an anti.

>>48399768
except she didn't

>>48400012
She did though, I'm literally looking at the page now.

>>48400052
yeah, she posted pictures of the trip that everyone talked about
so she didn't do what you said she did

>>48399921
theres a difference of talking about the bad things she does and just shitting on her

ITT: Manufactured outrage

towa called me the t word...

Towa thinks I'm a korean girl and won't stop sending me banana pics and asking for nudes...

>>48391001
gay

>>48401740
Trench...

>>48403307
fake sui, no stars in its eyes
fake towa, looks too smart

>>48403420
and her boobs are too big

towa should tutor me...

Real and GAY

https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1652501388826660866
Congrats Twappers!

goodnight towa... i love u...

>>48403888
All me

>>48404485
Fact was my most listened to song last year, so I think it was at least partially me as well

Sometimes I think of towa and I get really angry...

>>48404772
That's normal

>>48404772
me too, but instead of angry i get really really sad...

>>48404772
Why are you getting angry to this harmless, pathetic creature?

I love Towa

>>48406453
That's smol Towa...

配信... いつ...

>>48406453
Uuuoooohwa...

I told Towa my deepest darkest secrets and she called me a pussy...

exchanging insecurities with towa…

>>48396606
Yeah, me.

>>48408232
You should strangle her...

i would like to have sex with towa.

Towa hitting me and yelling at me because I can't speak korean...

Towa delenda est...

towa will die without my praise…

>>48411022
making sure praising kenzies can't speak...

>>48411793
you fool, i can still type…!

locking towa in a padded room isolated from all human contact...

>>48412272
you might as well kill her…

Towa does her best because she loves me a lot

i love towa a lot but sometimes i think i’d have been better off never knowing she existed

Towa only loves me when she needs praise...

>>48412391
She said that while looking at your wallet...

Towa can't use me for my money... I only have point cards and rewards cards...

If Towa really wanted my money she'd paywall lewd ASMR for 5000 yen

Buying Towa with Monopoly money and it worked...

>>48413386
she has more self respect than that…

towa going shopping for snacks but she gets stopped by the cashier because her money isn’t real…
towa crying outside the 7/11 because she can’t buy snacks…

>>48413494
so is she asking for my money or not

>>48413650
ends up sucking dick in back alley for snack money...

Is Towa still fat?

Towa deturbans, vis animosa quatit...

Kenzies are letting Towa die...

Kenzies hate Tao...

>>48415929
Nonsense, he's one of the coolest characters in Dragonball.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZS8cJ-RZZD0
Twario stream, let's a gooooo

>>48416027
Cooler than Cooler?

I hate Tosa but I love Taso...

>>48416286
かなたそ…

>>48416286
kanaTaso...

But what about Towa-taso?
Towa-taso really loves (You).
Will (You) love Towa-taso back?

I love Suitaso...

I wanna sex the Suiwa...

https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1652580845524520960
Suityan loves me...

Towa seduced me last night, and just now she ran off with my dole money I have left in the wallet!

Towa keeps stealing things from me... It's mostly the chocolate syrup I have in the fridge...

Good morning Towa and menheras!

I love Towa but I am more sexually attracted to her friends...

I hope Towa can invite vspo friends to her 3D events soon...

>>48421000
Towa isn't allowed in the same building as Vspos...not since what happened last time...

Towa's going to go menhera again...

https://twitter.com/uruha_ichinose/status/1652615860501254145

I thought it wasn't suppose to be until next week...

suityan wthy....

>still late

No mengen this month...

Twa...

she's so fucking lazy these day.

>15 minutes late
>5 minute intro

That sounded rough

Towa is dumb today too...!

>might do something, some collab, ????
wow lot of things to look forward to.

what's the manga panel for

Towa thought the purple mushroom was her friend...

It's over...

>covers part of the stage with her dumb face
Towa...

Towa is too dumb for Mario.

insert Vaas Montenegro quote here

Bae...Ina...don't look...

It's like watching matsuri play cat mario

Team F is doomed.

I'll try screaming at my problems too

if you think this is bad you shouldve seen ina, towa will carry

I wonder if she's playing through OBS with delay or her reaction times are really that bad...

that green jumping stage seem rng af

Didn't she used to play platformers before holo? Was she as bad back then too?

are they competing on this match with time race or what

towa SUCKS

smrpg is the only good mario game

1 hour exactly...

>>48425543
Go away ogayu Towa is on right now you can't seduce me

so doing her best is 1 hour stream now?

wait the tv could turn on?

>>48425673
Anon it's just her shilling powerpoint superimposed onto the TV...

>>48425673
Too many friend groups so she just turned it into TOWART showcase.

>>48425642
working is hardo

lol, she's getting so annoyed by chat

>>48425712
I don't believe you

Another break incoming...

>i don't feel like streaming lately
quit then.

no males no streams
simple as

towa had depression, just like me…

i can save towa

It's more depressing that the threadshitters will never leave...

>>48425923
Really saying this right after the Rust server?

>>48425987
it's depressing that you won't stop responding to them

>>48425987
this post is a huge reason why