/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Guras

THERES ONLY BEEN 5 STREAMS THIS MONTH! LETS GOOO!!

I love Gura.
Simple as.

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>48320154
Could this be an imposter?
Captcha: DARTH

Streaming > Literally anything else Gura is doing behind the scenes

>>48320154
>guras
A-anon...?

>>48320154
ඞ

>Yet another day of ghosting
>Said she would stream 3 times this week
>Only 2 days of the week left
She can't even commit to 3 fucking streams, what an actual joke Gura has become.

everything is terrible

>>48320204
clearly gura has the most work out of all hololive

welp, shit start, someone make another thread, IdolEN shill force already occupied this one.

We are ballin so hard rn

>>48320252
Yes, the fake Gurass was the drop that spilled the bucket. I don't like this new normal thing anymore

>>48320303

Not reading the last thread, was there any good fanart in it? Here are some shark areola.
https://twitter.com/honon_nonon/status/1651361946544001026

>>48320252
yep

>>48320366
No but it was a good read nonetheless.

>>48320237
sus

>>48320252
DUANE!

You guys are weaklings

>>48320250
She will stream twice tomorrow, anon.
Problem solved.

>>48320252
Yeah, it's great isn't it..

Yaaaaay!
We're doooooomed!

>>48320675
M

Oh, wait...

>>48320526
DYRBI?

Cumbuds are close to achieving ultimate victory. Gura pledged movie dates and ASMR to us and implied that we'd be getting extra frisky between the sheets. We get to enjoy all the sexy 3D performances, especially the ones with Shion, and her full nudity animations. Not to mention our smoking hot lolita dakimagura is on the way. Gura is romantically committed to us and will be our loving shark girlfriend letting us gangbang her with haptic feedback once it's available.
Her orgasms during our lovey dovey first time ASMR cybersex will signal the start of a true golden age for cumbuds.

Perhaps we should take a step back and realize that we're all way too infatuated with a neurotic nerdy American white woman that barely functions in life.

>>48320734
No I was being sarcastic, obviously.

>>48320799
>neurotic nerdy American white woman that barely functions in life.
she's perfect...

is the new cycle starting? the catalog has been really slow lately so I think is Gura's turn on the timeloops

>>48320814
M

>>48320814
M stream you lazy bitch

Hiding posts is really fucking funny when they crosspost into the next thread and you can't see half of it without even doing anything.

>>48320814
N

>>48320814
W

>>48320799
She's perfect.. I can save her.. I HAVE TO..

https://litter.catbox.moe/a19p1y.jpg

>>48320814
M

>>48320162
she was in fauna's wither stream

>>48321060
I like that artist.

>>48320814
MxInfinity

>>48320799
I LOVE her and I feel no need to stop loving her!

>>48320814
M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBaPrMu-lys
watch JP gura later tonight

>>48321090
If that is the case then no stream today

>>48321090
>Was in someone else's stream
That's not her own stream

>>48321167
>Ayame unironically streams more than Gura now
I blame Yesbuds for this.

>>48321060
It's lower quality than his previous work..

>>48321167
does she still do escort work? I'm going to nipland next month and could use a good feed n' seed while I'm there.

>>48321167
No thanks. I found a loli who likes streaming a lot even after two years. She has 100 ppl watching her zatsus at best. I'm still getting used to her but things are looking pretty good. Never thought I'd reach this point. Never thought I'd have to but whatever.

Am I a loser for checking Gura's channel a few time a day around 3pm PST to see if she is streaming today, everyday?

>>48321642
It's what she wants you to do.

>>48321401
Good for you, but no one comes even close to Gura for me. Nobody will ever be able to replace her, she has completely consumed my life.

Hmm should I goom?

>>48321642
Nah, only a chumbaby, which is totally fine.

>>48321727
No goom perms today. No.

>>48321705
Maybe it's shallow, but I find indies off-putting. I can't help but feel that everyone in chat is a groomer.

>>48321642
I check it several times a day. When I try to distract myself with other things, I get nervous that I might miss her posting something.

>>48321705
this but unironically, I wish I was a casual but this oshi shit is real, I don't even enjoy the others girls streams half as much when she just vanishes like thi

>>48321705
I know, bud. But at some point you got to ask yourself why. What is it that you love?
Is it really her personality? She has proven herself to be a liar time and time again. I've said it before and I'll say it again: unconditional love has no worth or meaning.

Okay well no stream today I guess but stream tomorrow most likely and if not then Sunday 100% for sure

>>48321775
Come on, Gura, help a chumbie out.

>>48321972
nope. too busy and sick desu~

>>48321972
It doesn't matter. At this point she has to stream both days and twice on either one of them to not be a liar.

>>48321972
shes resting on the weekends

>>48321949
For me it's 75% Gura and 25% chumbuds. I like her community too, most of you are pretty cool. Gura can be pretty annoying and cringe sometimes but her sweet side is just too good.

>>48321879
I wasn't being ironic..
>I don't even enjoy the others girls streams half as much when she just vanishes like this
I feel that. When Gura was more active, I watched pretty much everyone in EN when I could. Now I lost interest except for the few that seem to be close to Gura, like Kiara and Fauna.

>>48322059
And if we're being honest with ourselves here, she'd rather just be a liar, and we already know that.

>>48322119
Mumei isn't bad. I can sort of banter with her like I do with Gura but Mumei lacks that spark that Gura has, at least to me.

Gura, use pic related as the thumbnail for tonight's members stream and give us an awesome succy succy all night long. I love you, Gura!

>>48322083
I know bud. I feel the same. I went looking for someone else in order to cope. I'm still here and I can't call the other one my oshi. It's just not the same.

>>48321705
Why does someone have to replace her? Why can't you love someone else for completely different reasons?

>Bloop getting phased out in official collab promo material
>replaced with ebi-chan
yes..yesss...embrace it, Cover

>>48321949
I don't know.. I just feel like I can do anything as long as she is in my life. She makes me incredibly happy when she is there. Loyalty is very important to me, so I won't abandon her. I'm not a dog, however, and I will leave when I get hurt enough.

>>48320814
M

Would Gura do this for us?
https://files.catbox.moe/48lxi9.jpg

>>48322490
I hope you never get hurt, bud.

>>48322687

>>48322119
I had a couple other favorites but I don't think I can call them that anymore, watching them just makes the no-call no show thing feel worse
also thanks for finishing my sentence for me, these red switches on this new keyboard are too light and I keep missing letters if I don't make damn sure to hit them

>>48322416
I might like other people, but I only love Gura. I can only dedicate myself to one person.

>KFP gets streams
>Deadbeats get streams
>Takos get streams
>Teamates get streams
>Irystocrats get streams
>Saplings get streams
>Hoommans get streams
>Brats get streams
>Kronies get streams

Why do we suffer the most?

>>48322848
We are the main characters.

>>48322848
because we have the best girl

>>48322848
Cause our oshi is the richest and she'll never have to worry about working again.

>>48322848
Gura is the laziest Holo in Hololive and Yesbuds keep enabling her behaviour.

>>48322848
Hopefully we'll get the girl in the end and Gura will marry her chumbies, distribute her eggs to us, and do special haptic feedback streams to help us fertilize them.

>>48322905
shes definitely not the richest lol

>muh yesbuds

>>48322994
She is absolutely the richest in the group mentioned.

>>48322994
she has that taco bell and merch money, she's set
especially the way she leads her low cost lifestyle with barely buying any food

>>48323039
mori has def made more than gura

>>48323091
Nah, we saw how well they perform in merch and Gura outsells her 1:3. Gura gets plastered in a lot more collabs and promos + her figurines sold hard. Mori having more merch isn't enough to keep up.

>>48323091
but mori has two houses, pretty sure gura is living in the same one before hololive so she has a lot stockpiled if she wanted to retire

Take your numbers and shove it!

>>48323192
you don't really lose money if you purchase real estate

Gura really needs her Atlantean outfit for her 3D model. I'd love to see her show off the Live2D's full body more and flirt with us, though.

>>48323166
Mori has her whales throwing money direct to her RM with no Cover cut, though

>>48323284
Australia disagrees

>>48323091
This is the same mori that has to beg people to buy her bluray while Gura refuses to advertise top selling figurines?

>>48323307
Provide evidence they give her anything relevant to this conversation. You have no real numbers, you just say dumb shit. Mori is in dire straits nowadays, literally doing her best to beg deadbeats to buy her bluray every stream.

>>48323323
>>48323370
that's not for more money, threadreaders
also offtopic holy

>>48323370
Well at least Mori isn't doing too great either. Makes things easier if only a little bit.

EN numbers pale in comparison to JP anyways, people like Miko can sell over 1m USD in a single merch cycle and she still streams daily.

>>48320814
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>>48323479
dino gura is the best selling holo merch ever

>>48323479
And she does all of that with a speech impediment, truly inspirational.

the fucker here yesterday who was so confident that she would stream today should prostrate themselves and post their butthole

>>48323409
>that's not for more money
But it is evidence her paypigs aren't loyal enough to comply with the request and instantly meet demand. Can you imagine Gura having to beg you to pwetty pwease buy her bluray? Please guys its really really important guys. Please.
No lol. Cause she's in her own category of profitable. Which is what makes her so fucking lazy.

>>48323587
I like buttholes

>>48323587
NTA but I can post a picture of my butthole if you'd like

>>48323479
I mean streaming daily would actually help with merch sales and such. Gura's laziness is just self destructive and any success is in spite of her self destructive behavior.

I really hope Gura is making enough money, because I wanted her to get a KU-100 and ASMR love nest with good audio quality and spend a lot of time cuddling with us, maybe even while using her 3D model.

>>48322848
hey, fauna announced a 9 day break in 2 weeks, so get rekt sapplings

>>48323603
she's not the shilling type which is a detriment since i'm pretty sure people have missed out on stuff because of no reminder from her

>>48323603
>Cause she's in her own category of profitable.
The way her numbers are going I'm not sure that's going to remain the case for very long anymore, and I really do believe her motivation problems are bigger than any amount of clout/money.

>>48323663
Her laziness is also part of her charm imo.

>>48323631
>>48323616
only if it's a fembussy otherwise i want the asshole from the asshole who was acting so high and mighty about there being a stream today

>>48323674
Better send a $10000 superchat next time so she has the money to afford all that.

>>48323706
>I really do believe her motivation problems are bigger than any amount of clout/money
What do you mean? Its easy to not be motivated to do your job when you passively rake in a month what other people make in a year.

>>48323587
Get out of here with that. Why do the rest of us have to be punished because of them being dumbasses and actually believing in her?

>>48323773
there are fleshstreamers/tubers that keep going despite intense wealth already like mr beast or whatever but usually they have that fire in them to keep grinding out content

>>48323587
So much for his he's online he's offline shit kek. Fag is stalking a dude with no results.

>>48323757
A third of that goes to funding yagoos next honda NSX though

>>48323706
>>48323773
Not like Gura can really do much with her money... She has no skills outside of being an entertainer. Which is why people like Pekora just never stop streaming because it's all they can do.

>>48323757
I bought the dakimagura, that will fund our ASMR lovey dovey time, right?

>>48323710
No it isn't. Gura would be a much better person is she wasn't so lazy. There's no benefit to her bad behavior whatsoever.

>>48323804
ok fine he should spoiler it so people don't unwantedly see it

>>48323684
Yeah.. I wish Gura would announce her breaks.. Fauna also said she might post shorts during her break.. Imagine Gura doing that for us.. Not just one because she felt like it, but multiple spread over the entire break.

>>48323842
I never said she's motivated by making infinite money. Just that she's making so much it feeds her lazyness.

If she was struggling and had to go back to scrubing toilets she'd be reaaaal quick to remember "oh yeah streaming at least 3 times a week isn't actually fucking hard holy shit".

>>48323862
Yeah Gura is probably going to regret wasting such a golden opportunity like this. Well it's her own fault.

>>48323858
In that case, better make it 100k to be sure she has enough left for the asmr lovenest.

>>48323911
Gura hasn't had a break since January though.

>>48323862
She can make music and anime and love nests, and have a financially stable future.

The cause of every problem to do with Gura is simple. She's retarded. It's like people forget that.

I'm going to marry this little dummy and you can't stop me.

>>48324014
As I said, an announced one.

>>48324050
Pretty manipulative for a retard.

>>48323684
>Vacation
Lol what's a vacation for the other Holos is just a regular break for Gura now. Chumbuds are still the biggest losers.

>>48324104
This, except it WILL be ME who marries her.

>>48320409
Holy shit shark dropped dead

>>48324104
There will not be a final chumbud.

>>48324050
Don't care, stream. There is nothing Gura could possibly be doing that's more important than streaming now.

>>48323911
I could very easily cope with her keeping up with her announced streams at the very least, even if the long breaks in between continue forever, this shit is ridiculous

>>48320814
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>>48324104
>>48324191
I don't know how you're planning on making my wife divorce me, but I assure you, I will be one step ahead of you the whole way

Hopefully Gura finished her work for the day and wants to spend some quality late night lovey dovey rubby time with her chumbies in a few hours.

>>48324104
>>48324191
>>48324257
My posts btw

>>48324257
But I am already a step ahead of you.

>>48324299
How the fuck do you keep up this level of optimism?
Is this the new meta for shitposting?

>>48324427
>new

>>48324427
shes only been gone for 5 days

>>48324565
double feature tomorrow, trust the plan

>>48324565
She's been gone for 5 months tho.

>>48324427
It's not a shitpost, sometimes Gura will put up a stream later than usual, probably because she was too horny to sleep and wanted to see us. And with deadlines kicking her butt, she likely needs to use us to blow off some steam by making us ERP with her while she slowly takes off her panties in front of her mic.

>>48324630
Once upon a time, I also trusted the plan.

>>48324427
It isn't optimism. That anon makes the same post every thread.

>>48324641
proof?

>>48324565
One watchalong doesn't reset the cycle anon. Gura hasn't streamed for 10 days and only streamed 5 times this month.

>>48324727
Time is an illusion, 5 days or an 5 months without my wife may as well be the same.

>>48324630
Unironically when was the last time we got two streams in one day?

>>48324727
The last five months?

>>48324808
yes it does

>>48324856
October, it was a members chatting stream followed by Gundam.

>>48324856
I think it was the mecha game after a members chatting stream. That was end of October I think. Coincidence?

>>48324565
Man people who type this shit are so weird. The very notion of "only 5 days is laughable, but the fact that 1 stream a week resets their counter is hilarious.

>>48324709
No, he doesn't usually throw in a ridiculous "hopefully tonight" at 7pm. Not that the love nest idea hasn't been ridiculous for more than a year but still

>>48324880
>5 days no stream before watchalong
>5 days no stream after watchalong
That's ten days of no streams copebud

>>48324912
We got the brazil spammer in that member stream

>>48324980
What are you gonna do about it?

Honestly, it's been a rough week and I'm tired, but I'm going to stay up a few more hours because I want to see Gura and get kissed by her. Sometimes she streams a bit later than 8pm.

I love her more than anything!

>>48325113
Yea I'm sure that happened at least twice in 2.5 years.

>>48325113
Anon come the fuck on she's never posted anything this late

>>48323773
This is hard to put into words, but,
I wish my oshi loved streaming enough that she'd do it even if she had a million dollars.

>>48324957
The ASMR love nest is not ridiculous, she's definitely making one to snuggle us. It's going to be super comfy for her and she'll enjoy using it a lot. It'll be our secret hideout away from the cold, cruel world, where we can whisper secrets to each other and indulge in our shared love.

>>48324856
answers have been provided, but the next one will be on thursday since I do count mythbreakers as a stream, unless of course she's gonna do the same thing she did this week and just not stream despite saying she would
>>48325224
lovenests and kisses aside she has done late member streams before, and coincidentally that offcollab late night one was the last time I felt hope

>>48325312
bot thread

>>48325312
Alright, you lost me at the whispering secrets part. You are definitely shitposting.

>>48325312
based

>>48325425
She'll tell us about secret Atlantean treasures and we'll plan adventures together while we kiss each other late into the night.

Is it hard to not menherapost? I don't understand some of these people. I'll assume it's just deliberate shitposting.

>>48325572
Alright, you got me again. So when was this gonna happen exactly?

>>48325631
is it hard to not whine about menheraposts

>>48325660
Possibly in a few hours.

I can't seem to find the posts that aren't menhera...

is it hard to not post

>>48325703
I'll take your word for it. I've got nothing left to lose.

>>48325312
You are one of my favorite chumbies in this thread next to goombuds and dinoposters.

>>48320364
Shaq's gf in this pic is 5'2". Gura is 4'8". Imagine. That pic is making Gura look taller than she actually is.

>>48325790
This needs abs and feet

>>48325869
Damn, she has to stand on a stool just to suck his dick.

>>48325869
I can take him

>>48320364
>>48325869
Simone Biles is 4'8" same as Gura. This is a better reference.

>>48325996
Yeah, I bet you could..

>>48326067
Yea, I knew I messed up as soon as I posted it.

>>48326020
I'm not really into black chicks but I just conceptualized.

>>48326119
Which is too late, obviously.

>>48326177
I'm not really into black dicks but I just conceptualized

>>48325673
Alright take it easy menhera-kun. I'm not attacking you.

>>48323980
true fair point

btw, why do artists keep drawing black guys instead of gigashrimps fucking Gura?

>>48326442
sorry bro, I am both black and a gigashrimp...

>>48323980
gura has never struggled at any point in her life which is why she's the way she is

>>48326442
Kink-shaming? Here? In the cuck-thread?

>>48326442
Some think it's hot, some like the controversy, I don't think it's possible to get away from race as an "issue" so you might as well make fun of the people who care.

>>48326586
>>48326442
contrast stands out more? idk

>>48326442
to make you seethe

>>48326442
Cuz it's funny ig. Contrast. Gap moe. Visually appealing.

Delivery for >>48272493
In Original & Goblin flavors

>>48326442
No idea, but it's very unappealing to me.

im gonna shoot up some drugs to cope with a week of gura(benzos and a whiskey)

>>48327134
nice

>>48326442
The dude who draws these is relentless

>>48327151
gura would want you to engage in healthier hobbies to cope with her absence

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>48327281
Very funny. I'm not gonna check.

>>48326442
I've never seen that kind of art. Probably because I instantly block any account that tweets or retweets nigger shit on my timeline.

>>48327221
i don't care what she'd want. she doesn't know me and this is my copium for no streams

>>48327281
I knew she would come tonight.

>>48327281
is that like new?

>>48327310
That's fine, here's her like. You'll see it when you do check.

Did she wait until just after normal stream time so we wouldn't get our hopes up about a stream today?

>>48326442
Because men=samurai warrior tanned under the sun.
Women=beauty that has to be protected at home doesn't go outside so white skinned.

Also right now being pale as fuck is the popular thing specially among women.
In like the 80 or 90 being tanned was popular among women.

>>48327281
actually real which is nice but jesus gura come on at least say you can't show up as planned

>>48327365
Plausible.

>>48327323
good, you're larping. I was worried a real chumbie was falling to a life of degeneracy.

oh boy another 10pm stream

>>48327365
99% chance

She might want some late night cuddles from us.

ANOTHER LIKE WE FEASTING TONIGHT BROS

New like!

another like but tweetdeck is being gay again, only showing in activity

>>48327433
i've been a chumbie longer than you, bucko

>>48327572
Yeah you should have an activity tab filtered to her. The likes tab has been fucked forever. Even the activity tab bugs out sometimes when she likes a lot of stuff.

>>48326442

She probably has a meeting. Their meeting schedule times seem to be in two modes, around when Gura streams, and in the middle of the night for her.

>>48327281
She is really liking stuff. I hope she updates us on if she is doing anything tomorrow. she has done late streams before but with her track record I don't think she will today. I hope we get to see her tomorrow if she is feeling better.

>>48327769
Yes, I'm sure the meeting came up right when she wanted to make good on the promises she made. Just bad luck again, chumbuds.

>>48327883
Fake chumbud. No real chumbie is hoping for updates.

>>48327883
would much sooner believe >>48327365

>>48327883
I really don't think she is going to do more then like a few things. I don't see her streaming till next week and that may be on the 4th if we are doing a star wars watch along but she only said we would get that if she was not doing something other/work so it will be a members. Next month we will get 3 to 4 streams and one of them will be a members unless we get lucky and a 5th is a members and she will only do them streams to get more members and also keep the ones she has before she is done for the month. She has done this since the start of last year its just worse now.

>>48326442
It's hot
Contrast is extremely sexy. Large black guy with a big dick vs. smol fragile pale girl

Don't go to sleep, I think Gura wants to see us tonight.

>>48328016
Ok I did not see that post so yea more than likely.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>I share a thread with cucks
sad

So can I goom?

>>48328114
You are forgetting about movie May.

>>48328139
if that's you, you may wish to consider just going to bed and adding a night of restful sleep into your bad week, optimism is one thing but hoping for a stream because of post-sharktime twitter likes is a bit of a stretch

>>48327769
a meeting 5th day in a row...right

Wife soon?

>>48328196
You share a thread with unabashedly based and sophisticated chumbuds who enjoy the finer art of a well-developed relationship

>>48328238
Yes but if she will stick too it. She did not do streams this week and she told us she would. I will believe it when I see it. I just miss being able to eat dinner and watch gura live stream its so fun for me.

>>48328372
Yeah. Meeting with gigachad swede man

She shouldn't have liked stuff on Twitter. Look at these poor souls getting their hopes up.

where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork? where's shork?

>>48328273
No, I want to rest in my sharkwife's arms after this rough week and kiss and talk about all our future adventures. I'll stay up a few more hours.

>>48328407
Nope we are not getting another stream this month.

>ayame is streaming tonight but not gura
let that sink in

FRAME UP ANY SECOND NOW
any second now..

>>48328436
I just mentioned it. Anyone that still actually believes in movie may is a gullible retard.

>>48328522
Ayame is not a sink

>>48328478
It made me smile, and then I get a free show watching schizos swarm.

she might put up a karaoke frame late at night if she wants to chat with us

>>48328522
ok, now what?

>>48328731
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bud.

>>48328793
>>48328606
delusional retards

>>48328809

>>48328793
>Gura
>Wanting to chat with yesbuds ATM cucks instead of swede Chad
Kek. At least try to see the truth

>>48328952

>>48328957
she did it last week...

>>48329001
he's not even online right now though?

>>48329001
Hardly a Chad tho? Does he even lift?

shark who stinks good

>>48328665
May is the month before if not sooner she has to go back to Japan so I don't think we will get much of anything. She said she would be streaming a lot before things got crazy on Japan season 2 but seems she had more work than she realized before she had to go back so I hope things will go back to normal after that, but I think it's unlikely. I'm sure she will take time off when she comes back.

Gura might be making a thumbnail right now... or maybe even setting up the 3Dio in bed.

>>48329130
If she streams tonight, I will give my ps5 to the poor kid next door. See now there is 2 things that is not going to happen a stream and a very happy kid. (you better not stream now gura)

Just shitpost enough in the vod comments again to get the reddit whiteknights attention and have it blow up again.

>>48329114
Not to mention it's almost time for her yearly trip to see friends across the pond

May will be better

>>48329325
I enjoyed April.

>>48329325
rumao
lmao
it will only get worse from now on
the second japan trip that will happen soon is going to be in the near future

>>48329314
Lmao who tf are you? The budget schizo?
Get the fuck out of here.

>>48329378
Yea but it will be better. She even has a whole list of stuff to watch with us for "Movie May"

>>48329460
delusional retard

>>48326442
The anti's here make it obvious with their love for the BBC

I'd be happy with an AI generated Gooba at this point

>>48329668
the cucks that would rather have her doing other stuff besides streaming? yep fuck em

>>48329540
At least I have working legs lol

>>48326442
>>48326831
>>48327212
>>48327700
>>48328132

I am the only chumbud here

It feels like my life isn't productive when she isn't around.
When she's streamed, I get so motivated to do things but when she's gone I just sit around and mope...

>>48329801
literally me
It's not healthy to rely this heavily on a shark girl and I need to do something about it.

Late night snuggles incoming.

>>48329798
i made this post

>>48329801
It's the opposite for me. I get more done during breaks and spend the entire day thinking about her when she's here. 1-3 streams a week is perfect for me.

>>48329761
delusional retard
you will be proven wrong but keep moving the goal posts just like when you said there would be a stream today you delusional dumb fuck

>>48329985
Take a walk dude
Oh wait...

>>48327883
Gura being activate even on twitter and raiding Kiara is a good sign. Either she is working on something or a stream will happen this weekend.

>>48329801
Same desu, I've done nothing at all the past few days

>>48330010
so where's today's stream like you promised? stop hallucinating you druggie

I've about had it with those boomers bragging about not giving a fuck about the lack of streams because they're proud wage-slaves. I get that not having any standards has its perks in some cases but fuck you anyway.

>>48329431
You act like an ostritch. Don't worry she might do a stream or two from a local's setup if you are in luck.

I've pretty much come to one conclusion on why she's not streaming as much anymore, but I can't even talk about it here because I worry it's borderline off topic. And before the shitposter even tries, it's not cuck related in the slightest.

Buds I'm horny. What are you gonna do about this?

>>48330130
the cope is so pathetic, people want a fucking medal for being a 'normie' or some shit
they're proud of being casual fags who won't care if she fucks off for a month

>>48330168
Just fucking say it. It's not off topic if its actually about her.

>>48330181
Fuel the flames with feet

>>48330154
You are missing the point. We don't need your vague cryptic bullshit after today. Have you read the fucking threads? There's nothing more for you to do here.

>>48330168
you may as well, it's not like it could make the thread worse or be more far-fetched than submarine captain

>>48330168
it's depression imo and she's basically told us as much as she could without straight up saying it

>>48330256
>It's not off topic if its actually about her.
Talking about her life outside of streaming, especially things she hasn't mentioned on stream, is off topic.

>>48330010
kek

>>48330168
say it anyway you coward

>>48330359
You think gura would try to kill herself?

>>48330359
While she may have moments there's no way that's the reason for almost an entire year of such spread out streams.

>>48330168
What are they gonna do? Ban you? Who cares?

>>48330387
You're teasing the dramafags and don't have a real reason, right?

>>48330451
That would be a good reason for not streaming yeah. At least I'd be able to make my peace if she did

>>48330532
>don't have a real reason, right?
I do, at least a partial reason. It's not malicious at all though. At the same time it's something I know she absolutely wouldn't bring up on stream because of opsec reasons, which is why I feel it's too off topic to discuss:3

She really is a lying whore, isn't she?

>>48330661
Yeah, you've got nothing. Have fun.

I LOVE GURA

>>48330661
>>48330168
We all already know she enjoys playing games off stream friends more than streaming. It's not new info you exclusively have

She's a complicated lady.

>>48330661
you know that you can easily share without actually spreading personal info or something, right
thank you for basically confirming you're just baiting dramafags though

>>48330703
Ur mom, lol

>>48330712
Anon it's just a harmless theory
>>48330737
Genuine retard

>>48330703
HER was one, why did people think she would change? She just covers it up and has a corporate mask on now

>>48330815
Then just fucking tell the story already

Who are these people, good lord.
Get out of my wife's general when you've had your fill of shitposting please and thank you.

>>48330661
Gura is actually trans and is being chased by Ron Desantis personally. She's currently hiding in Disney World, the last refuge

>>48330815
Sorry you don't have friends to play with. Must be a sad lonely life

I think Gura is doing Hololive homework from the hospital room.

Look at all these people making false and baseless claims against Gura!

>>48330878
You sound like a woman. Go to your twitter or discord hug box you bitch

>>48330224
This. It's sad what these threads have become. It feels like no one here actually loves her anymore because they've all accepted the rrats are true and she's betraying us. But I can't blame them because I feel that way too.

You damn Chumbies if you don't start behaving imma start correcting

>>48330703
Gura is a whore for soles

>>48330984
Ironic

>>48330941
alright I guess I was wrong, you went past submarine captain and into keyAIDS

>>48331052
No I only like Gura's feet, I only like Gura's feet

>>48330941
Is that the story? It's at least somewhat believable.

Discord users are getting rather uppity today

There's still some time left for her to put up a frame for late night cuddling.

I'm sure they'll post their proof one day. Another year from now. Maybe.

>>48330876
>>48330757
It had to do with how she's talked about on stream being able to dig up old stuff of hers recently. Though I honestly didn't mean to stir up attention I just realized there might be a slight issue in what I was thinking because she told us about playing a board game alone. Guess I was just overthinking things with her gone

>>48331129
You may like her feet, but she isn't loyal when it comes to toes. Toes before hoes

>>48331001
People would rather be self righteous about not missing her at all because they have a 'life' or are just content to be coomers. Dumb fucks

I need the sos for this image

>>48330661
Why bring it it up if you aren't going to say your dumb theory? You're basically no better than the pajeet because you're attempting to claim you have exclusive information when in reality, you have nothing.
You aren't making the thread better by doing this.

>>48331259
Oh, yeah, she's visiting parents, people already had that theory a while ago.

>>48331294
https://twitter.com/Develadara/status/1621579308543131653

>>48331259
regardless it doesn't explain a lack of streams or a refusal to say 'sorry guys no streams this week after all', much like every other theory

>>48330984
Please by all means, call me more things if it makes you feel better about yourself.
You seem to be very trouble, let daddy chumbie take care of you.

>>48330168
>>48330661
Here you go enjoy
>>>/b/898384318

>>48331350
Not quite but close enough.
>>48331411
It could have explained lack of streams, I can agree it wouldn't change the lack of communication though

oh good, here we go again

>>48331410
Thank you, you will be repaid tenfold for your kindnedd

>>48331446
It wasn't that serious, all you're doing with that is encouraging the schizo

>>48320366
How do you look at twitter porn without giving Muskyman your phone number?

Chumbies, is this a raid?
Is this the part where I'm supposed to start hating Gura now?

>>48331534
But if it is anything like the last time he did that it gets them out of here and away from us.

>>48331556
I'm just using a throwaway google account to sign in with gmail.

>>48331581
Does not matter they know nothing and are only trying to hurt gura.

>>48331568
No this is the part where you don't realize how much cognitive ability you lack, yesbud
Nice strawman btw

Guess we're watchin Mumei tonight... agian.

>>48331568
It's not a raid. Do whatever you want. It's anything goes at this point.

>>48331708
>we

>>48331708
I took the owl pill after giving up on gura and its pretty good

>>48331259
I think your theory is really sad if its entire basis is predicated on her telling the truth about playing the physical version of monopoly by herself. But perhaps if you alter it to suggest she was actually playing it with her parents and just didn't want to say that, then maybe it would be somewhat more believable.

>>48331708
I'm playing Honkai Star Rail

>>48331534
He is the schizo. The pajeet one, to be exact. That's the one who keeps making the /b/ threads.

>>48331329
>Why bring it it up if you aren't going to say your dumb theory?
Because I want to talk about Gura but have no where to fucking do it and I realized what I wanted to talk about, a potential reason for the lack of streams, wasn't really suitable for this board either. I never claimed to have exclusive information, I was just considering an idea based on what she's told us on stream.

>>48331950
I could tell because he replied to me then replied to himself right after.

>>48331769
>going from a probable cuck to a confirmed one

>>48331708
>we

>>48331688
Alright, whatever you say. Just try not to lose it too much, I do worry for you a bit.

>>48331788
It technically isn't completely ruined by it, but it wouldn't make nearly as much sense based on what she told us. I believe her about the solo board game, she has mentioned in the past that she at least used to play uno alone when she was younger.

>>48331708
I see some of you regulars in her chat
You guys are cheating on Gura...

>>48331568
>Chumbies, is this a raid?
No this is some autist regurgitating whatever schizo tier shit he read on the farms.

>>48331996
oh, is that so?

>>48332135
Obviously. Tridents have been whoring themselves out all over the place for months now.

Go here any new information you have on gura with proof (if you even have it) have fun till your hearts content.

>>>/b/898384318

>>48332135
It's normal to watch other girls. Everyone does it. GURA does it. This is the only place that thinks it's weird.

>>48332115
I would sooner believe she played it with her parents than she played it alone. Monopoly is far too laborious to play by yourself compared to something quick like Uno. Besides, she may have been that desperate at a kid for entertainment, but that isn't the case anymore. She has tons of things to do and I can't imagine her setting up an entire game of monopoly just to play by herself.