/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

my wife

I love my wife so much!!>>48171161

My onahole!

>>48171170

Please jerk us off with your feet, Gura.

>>48171170
Smell check

hydration check

You guys ever have a thread jerk off session/orgy here?

I always think Gura and I like it

>>48171476
ewwww no

>no activity
>he's on leave this week again
it's all so tiresome...

>>48171476
During THAT valentines member stream, yeah.

>>48171476
The IRC is over there.

>>48171476
We should
It would probably help us all get along together better

>>48171617
I don't want to get along with any of you.

>>48171476
Come with us to LA bro, there's going to be a /ggg/ orgy.

i've never goomed to gura and i never will
i'm saving all my goom for our wedding night

>>48171678
And here I thought it wasn't possible to make LA any gayer

I'm a dino appreciator

>>48171676
Aw why?

Gura will put up a frame at around 4:30 EST
You can trust me.

>>48171678
BASED
Everyone’s going to be dressed as Gura right?
What’s the bottom to top ratio?

>>48171676
Some of you seem pretty cool so I wouldn't mind.

gura is a shark

>>48171845
Some of you are ok but the majority of you come here to gossip like females about females. That's too faggy for me.

>another 9 day strean without a public stream on her channel
welcome to the new normal

>>48171957
>no proof

>>48171909
Hopefully. She promised 3 streams this week and is running out of time to fit them all in.

Still trying to find out who this girl is
Pls help me chumbuds

Where were you when /ggg/ took the red pill? >>>/b/898182412

>>48171909
But that was 10 hours ago

>>48172000
3? I remember only 2

>>48172051
members karaoke
fallout
mystery game

>>48172034
5:34am tuesday? I was deadflifting

>>48171985
look at this fanart she liked on twitter
she is literally and canonically a salmon shark

>>48172099
I'm unreasonably excited for the mystery game

>>48172205
has anybody figured out what it might be yet?

>>48172259
petz horsez 2

>>48172259
DBD

>>48172259
Must be pretty crazy if it surprised moom

>>48172259
https://store.steampowered.com/app/674140/Bugsnax/

>>48172259
whatever it is it's not happening this week at least

>>48172111
I want to farm salmon sharks.

if no one bit in the bait biting general what made you think anyone would in global lol

>>48172422
Mumei was dying to play it last Friday but wanted to let the person who requested it play it first. It would be a dick move to keep stalling.

>>48172259
the gachimuchi horror game

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>I don't know what this is
Lord of the Board is a /vt/-wide wrestling tournament. Threads will submit a wrestler to represent them. The winner will get the belt in the OP and bragging rights until the next Lord of the Board.
>Can I enter [/mythread/] in the tournament?
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>Do I need to know wrasslin' autism?
Not really. You can skip any section of the moveset/stat autism that you don't understand.
>My thread rep is in an existing fed (HFZ, DARK, CoC, WDC, CBT, ect). Can I just ask you to port that over?
You cannot. While it is okay to take cues from existing versions, the thread must provide their own unique take on the chuuba if they want to submit a vtuber as their representative. At bare minimum, it must be a new visual design, such as wearing a different outfit than one they've previously appeared in.
>/mythread/ barely exists or is dead. Can I still sign them up?
Fill out the form. Irregular/dead threads will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.
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>>48172034
believing schitzo fan-fiction is taking the red pill?

>>48171543
I'm sorry you're addicted to dick, anon...but this is a Gura thread.

>>48172259
Is Peppa Pig Goddammit listen to me

>>48172259
peppa pig
I hope it's the first one since the second one has an ''in memory of queen elizabeth'' moment and that'd be awkward

>>48172672
ogeyy

Pizza Tower frame in 3 hours

>>48172752
I belieb you chumbie

>>48170675
Countdown cumbud compilation when?

She will stream on Friday and Saturday just to keep her promise of 2 streams this week

>>48172000
Uh oh, this chumbud didn't read the fine print that all projected streams may be delayed for any reason and Gura is not required to disclose why.

>>48172828
what the fuck is pizza tower and why do people keep asking for it?

>>48171961
Is that really the majority though? Or the loud minority.
I'm just here to discuss my love for Gura and also discuss some other chuubas I actually like.

>>48172099
Members Karaoke will probably be on Sunday

>>48172944
It's a fun warioland-type game. Gura should really be playing warioland first since she loves wario and would enjoy it, but the new meme-heavy game is more important, I guess. Maybe she can be convinced to play warioland if she enjoys pizza.

>>48172615
Gura doesn't care just like how she doesn't care about her fans.

>>48172672
I'd submit if I had 2k22

>>48172691
>fan-fiction
why you think she made this tweet yesterday?
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1650960649835409440

I'm hungwy. Its time to eat

>>48173034
Cool. An actual schizophrenic anon

>>48172828
if they do get pizza tower perms I feel like JPs would be interested in it and since JP primetime is way earlier than Gura's streaming time we would know about the perms from them first

>>48173034
Summarize the fanfic for me. I'm not reading your thread.

>>48173033
You don't need 2k22 to submit, you don't even need to make a wrastler. Just fill the form out and someone will make the wrestler for you if you aren't able to make one.

>>48173034
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dn0dJ8eyarI
her random tweets are almost always a meme she saw.

>>48173163
300+ posts, 15 IP's. Nothing came out of it. There.

>>48173190
That video is a year old. Why then? The only reasonable claim I've seen is that she was bored during a meeting, but I'm open to hearing some schizo theories.

>>48173125
Stop being retarded.
>>48173163
Read nigga, read. Make that effort this one time.
>>48173190
>Gura acts out of the ordinary for the first time after several weeks/months
>chooses that specific meme short on this specific day
>"just a coincidence bro"

>>48173323
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>48173190
Heh schizos thinking Gura is some sort of super lex luthor is like Nazarick thinking Ainz is some super genius.

>>48173323
>Read nigga, read. Make that effort this one time.
No. Summarize it. I'm not reading that thread.

>>48173323
I read. And it was the same unhinged nonsense with /b/tards whining about how there's nothing there. I don't think that thread helped you in a way you thought it did, lol.

>>48173323
You spent hours upon hours larping last night, only to go to bed and come up with this angle for today? Improve yourself.

How hard is it to not reply?

>>48173323
>Read n***a, read.
No. And stop being racist.

HOLY MENTAL ILLNESS

>>48173323
Not reading shit. Post picture proof right here right now or it's ALL FAKE

>>48173163
They believe Gura is getting Epsteind or is even the one doing it to other girls, and they totally have proof that they refuse to post and just recycle the same bullshit for hours on end.

>>48173454
> even the one doing it to other girls
That's really fucking hot. I can see why they believe this.

>>48173323
I ain't clicking that shit bro post here and make it 2 sentences or less and very straightforward

thats a lot of hidden posts
guess ill go do reps now

I'm not convinced they even believe their own shit and are just looking for attention. At least attempt to not give them that satisfaction.
As funny as it all is.

>>48173454
What does getting Einstein mean?

>>48173454
kek

>>48173454
>twisting rrats to discredit them
Typical cope mechanism of this thread's cucks. The sex worker rrat died on day one. Now there's only one true rrat.

If this is the level of schizo we're dealing with, then I feel even safer with Gura as my oshi.

>>48173561
Is it true that baby einstein gave kids autism?

>>48173583
Did you just disprove the only rrat in the thread without posting a new one? Thanks bro, now post cute gura pics

>>48173596
>if I pretend they are schizo fanfics then my oshi isn't cucking me with her 5-years transatlantic relationship
>>48173644
>coping mechanism activated again
I'm sure if you keep pretending that thread has nothing worth reading then it will become true, eventually.

Are our current schizos just all underage or something?

>>48173702
I don't know what I'm supposed to cope with if you refuse to tell me, anon. What's happening? Secret deals? Gura is involved in smuggling nuclear weapons to Bali? Tell me

Stop entertaining the schizo

Child

>>48173702
>it will become true, eventually
This is what coping villains say after they lose.

>>48173702
relationship with who?

>>48173756
Uoh underage schizo...TuT

>>48173804
>if I pretend I didn't read the post I replied true maybe it's not really happening

>>48173912
What post?

>>48173865
With me. We've been happily married for over 10 years now.

>>48173885
Perhaps correction is required...

>>48173938
>coping mechanism intensifies

>>48173912
Wait, you're ACTUALLY trying to pretend that she's smuggling nuclear weapons?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?

>checked the thread
>it's /x/-tier schizophrenia
jesus, seek a doctor unironically

>>48173993
Isnt gura a nuclear submarine captain?

>>48173992
NTA but what are we coping with today? Is it the blacked shit from the last thread again?

>>48173993
>he doesn't know
Gura is a nuclear sub captain, retard. It's common knowledge, newfag.

Petite and slender Gura is the best
Who's with me?

Someone needs to tell his parents to get him to take his meds.

hewwoooo

>>48173993
Do as you please buddy, looks like you're all a bunch of lost causes worse than me. Have fun in your echo chamber of eternal waiting for the person that will never come back strong.

>>48174025
>>48174055
>>48174088
LMAO THAT'S ACTUALLY YOUR SCHIZOPHRENIC RRAT???!?! NUCLEAR ARMS DEALINGS?!?!?!
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>48174059
That's a child

>>48174074
hewwo

>admits he's a lost cause
lmao, use that moment of clarity and get some help

>>48174064
I will take my meds, not the kind of meds you were thinking about though.

>>48174045
>Is it the blacked shit from the last thread again?
it actually took a turn, the new rrat is that gura is actually a large black man behind a voice changer who has been banging all of holoEN when the offcollab meetups happen

>>48174095
You’re getting trolled you dumbass

are people just using chat GPT to create new rrats now?

>>48174025
do your reps newfag, she stole the submarine
>>>/jp/30826030

>>48174045
personally I'm coping with personal life issues that can't be resolved so I'm just gonna post a catshark

>>48174193
A a french anon showed his /ggg/ derailer bot files once, who knows.

Hello Chumbuds, I'm the artist who was in charge of the Reflect Jazz ver. MV and I can't find it on Gura's channel, is it somewhere else?

I wish I had a soundpost of that time gura made a sub joke on the couch

>>48174169
H-hot

>>48174230
She IS the submarine

puff

>>48174286
Members only shark side

I like to buy flowery/tropical smelling perfumes and spray them on my gura t-shirt and gura track jacket and pretend I'm wearing Gura's clothes.

>>48174348
How do I get there?

>>48174333
Would touch

>>48174370
Once we find out what perfume Gura actually uses then its off to the races chumbie.

>>48174454
anon she changes perfumes she doesn't always wear the same one all the time, pick one that you think she'd like and pretend she's wearing that, it might even be corect

Why doesn't she want to hang out with us?

>>48174169
I hope that man fucked Fauna…

>>48172752
>>48172753
If they actually have perms for PEPPA PIG of all things, I blame Mumei. You know why.

>>48174286
I feel a bit bad for that guy

>>48174454
im looking forward to girlstalk with gura again

>>48174504
she’s doesn’t care

>>48174495
Well then I want a full list of her perfumes

Big news chumkeks, gura isn't really a little girl. To Atlantians she looks like near middle aged women, so she came up here to be fawned over.

>>48174504
Once you become a millionaire you can just phone it in.

>>48174621
I'll gladly fawn over her

>>48174621
atlanteans have booba when they're young, breastfeed each other, and they get smaller as they get older?

>>48174662
please pitch this head canon to gura in SC as is. I think she'll like it

>>48174638
Yet the other Holos don't just phone it in and still stream. It just seems like Gura is a bad person.

She actually only lasted 4 days then immediately broke back into this shit. What a joke

I hope Gura doesn't stream today. I have things to do.

i'm inside Gura's submarine
ask me anything.

>>48174739
describe the smell

>>48174727
Wish granted, we're beyond frame being up time

the timing of the shitposts all happening at once is pretty funny to watch

>>48174769
There's still 4 hours until we're out of frame being up time.

>>48174790
I just want to know the smell of gura's submarine

>>48174662
Gura is part fish, she doesn't breast feed, and breast get in the way while under water so Atlantians don't grow them. Same goes with the males, their sex organs are very small.

>>48174825
Gura doesn't run the submarine alone. I don't think you want to smell it.

>>48174831
that's why they get smaller as they age. as kids they stick around one area and so the booba don't hinder them as much

>>48174808
Don't kid yourself, this week's "stream" was her incoherent tweets from yesterday

>>48174790
Because she usually has a frame up by this time if she intends on streaming, but there isn't one.

>>48174766
old redbull cans, piss and a mixture of different bathbombs

I sense it. Likes soon, stream at the normal time.

>>48174700
She just needs time, she's doing her own thing for now. That doesn't make her a bad person.

>>48174961
Wow I never realized Gura always posts the frame at 3pm.

>>48175034
She will stream into my mouth

>>48175083
because she doesn't. she has hours until the cutoff

I wanna put my pp in gura

>>48175057
>She just needs time
She's been doing this crap for over a year anon
>Doesn't make her a bad person
Yes it does

Just walked for 10 minutes while carrying 17.5 lbs. Soon I will be able to run for miles while princess carrying Gura.

>>48175134
I know, I'm being sarcastic. The schizo isn't subtle able cycling his IPs.

>>48175177
Keep it up, chumbo.

>>48175150
Yea and sometimes it take longer than a year. There was a bit of time that I wasn't doing well and just disconnected for years. I'm doing better for now. Gura, or someone, will be back at some point.

Sex with a fembud.

>>48175177
GO CHUMBIE GO

Struggle snuggle with a feisty bud.

why do they keep drawing her with this disguting fat retard?

>>48174059
Stop censoring the face, girls are only worth their face.

>>48175294
She's doing fine, retard.

>>48175376

>>48175388
Gura isn't that fat asshole

>>48175388
This made me sad for some reason. Bloop doesn't deserve this bullying.

>>48174370
I like this place because some of you are so unabashedly in love with her that I don't feel like any feelings I may have are too much. Everywhere else people either hide it or just have a surface level interest in her.

>>48175521
I don't hear you asking what she ate for dinner, that's what really matters

>>48175388
>eeewww bloop is here

>>48175417
She seems like she has trouble getting her content made because of some block, and she'll get past that block at some point. I can watch other chuubas while she is doing her own thing.

>>48175651
She didn't eat dinner

There's no way we're getting 3 streams this week any more. That would require Gura to stream 2 days in a row without a break, which is a legendary feat reserved for when reddit is kicking down her door.

>>48175521
that's what makes 4chan so great, you can be yourself and say whatever you want and nobody gives a shit
where else can you do this:
*breathes in*
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>48175034
nah she will watch Mama Mori today

If you aren't in chat trying to get her horny when she streams, you are doing it wrong.

>>48175799
Based but Im not eloquent enough to not sound like a creep.

>>48175744
Nah 4chan isn't that great anymore. This place is pretty much a fed honeypot.

>>48175521
Same desu. She's done so much good for me, I genuinely love and care about her. I'll always have her in my heart.

>>48175657
Sure, buddy. Good luck luck with the cognitive dissonance.

>>48175521
Feel comfort in knowing that your feelings for her will never be stronger than mine.

>>48175799
I just send guramms and the kind of support she doesn't read

>>48175858
I won't glow if you don't glow.

>>48175897
Cognitive dissonance isnt a part of this discussion?

>>48175976
It's fine. I understand.

>>48175657
>Block
What fucking "block". You turn on OVS, play a game, and talk for like 2 hours. Gura is just too lazy and uncaring to even do that.

>>48176080
Retard

gra

>>48176109

>>48176109
Cute

>>48175714
Sounds good to me. The Live A Live remake comes out tomorrow so more time to play the shit out of that.

>>48176080
*OBS

>>48176023
I dont think you do.

>>48175521
That mentality is slowly taking over. Soon it will be normal to marry your oshi and buy her eggs.

>>48175858
>>48175914
Calling feds niggers is pretty bsaed. They are glowniggers and deserve to be treated as such.

>>48176198
I think you will.

>>48175900
>I'll be the biggest cuck of them all.
Cool flex.

>>48175744
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS RACISM ISN'T ALLOWED ON 4CHANNEL.ORG MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>48175714
So you're saying that reddit and prechat needs to shit on Gura more often?

>>48175714
>he forgot about gura 4 days streams in a row.
schizos are runnning out of ideas since vshitters graduations today.

>>48176384
I say it's worth another shot.

Why does loving a shark girl upset some people so much?

>>48176384
Half the people prechat shitting on her were from her lul

>>48176257
Sure I guess but a lot of boards are shells of their former selves. Not to mention /pol/ and /x/ has been permanently ruined by the post 2016 tards.

>>48176384
No, everything has diminishing returns. The good days ended the moment Gura's response to the last spergout was basically "deal with it"...in a chat comment, 0 acknowledgement of the issue, and a slapped together normal streaming week just to fool people into thinking she listened.

>>48176436
That only happened because prechat and reddit hot on her case. You need to pressure Gura to stream more often, that's how it is now.

>>48176481
you mean greyniggers, dramafaggots and shitposters

I was referring to cognitive dissonance. Where you chose to veiw her actions as a reflection of bad interntion, I chose to veiw them as her as someone that is just lost at the moment. I'm not dissociating her actions or being hypocritical.

>>48176436
Oh you mean her post meltdown damage control that happened for the 1st time in 6 months and then she immediately did not repeat in the following weeks?

>>48176501
Those boards are botted, literally 90% of the posts there just bots being trained by agencies and/or individuals. There are videos about that on Youtube where they literally admit doing so, and show you what or how they do it.

>>48176545
>not knowing the regulars in chat that also post here

>>48176540
>schizo mind: it doesn't count
glad gura doesn't give a shit about shitposter shitters like you

>>48176534
Seems like it.

>>48176571
>I chose to veiw them as her as someone that is just lost at the moment
She has been lost for half her career with no signs of coming back.

>>48176481
Good, we should do it more often.
>>48176545
Greys were the ones defending Gura not streaming. It's was members criticizing her.

>>48176602
i don't see any trident angry since then. Anything else schizonigger?

>>48176468
It reminds them that their time spent here trying to turn people against her is all in vain.

It's that time of the month again, it might be last time.

>>48176704
I was talking ther last 3 streams retardchama. stop evading liike a schizo without context. Maybe you shoudl make another vshojo calalog about why they gradute again.

>>48176468
I think some people just like being upset, that seems exhausting to me.
I don't really worry about it.

So do I love gura or hate gura? Im not too smart chumbies

>>48176664
Stop trying to gaslight me, newbud.

>>48176743
Understandable. All the sane people left already. Mine runs out in a couple days.
I'm not renewing it I think.

>>48176468
>2 vshojos graduated
>schizos, vshitters and dramafaggots appear.
>they got bored after 12 hours.
>change to Gura again.
Gura always living rent free in their heads. Nothing new

>>48176664
True, and I will be here when she come back. If not then we'll, I guess that's that. I'd be sad to see her go though.

>>48176901
Did you see the announcement threads? The number of vshojofags deflecting to Gura was ridiculous.

>>48176798
I'm on the love gura side. She makes me feel good

We are all leaving together this time for real aren't we, my fellow chumbuds.

>>48176743
I don't even know what this is, I've cancelled a membership and unsubscribed from a channel before and this ain't familiar

>>48177016
No? Why did you? Go back.

>>48177016
Why does Gura come up so often in other generals anyway?

>>48177059
https://myactivity.google.com/page?hl=en&utm_medium=web&utm_source=youtube&page=youtube_live_chat&otzr=1

>>48177016
Anon...
Not everyone is deflecting. I don't know or care what is going on with vshitshow and I am extremely disappointed with how things are going with Gura.

>>48177095
Our schizos are whores who visit other threads and talk about what they know, which is Gura. They aren't faithful at all.

>>48177122
Why are they talking about gura in a thread about randos graduating?

>>48177122
I never said you were, buddy. Are you feeling called out?

A dino for the road. Its time for reps!

Still
>Currently Online.
If she's playing with him, then they've been playing a lot lately. She must have really gotten that spark that she sometimes gets where she becomes extremely motivated about a game and doesn't stop playing it. Kind of like what happened with Rust or what was about to happen with Minecraft. It's too bad that all her recent motivation seems to be for stuff she plays with him and never for us anymore.

I want Dino Gura to eat me alive, in more ways than one ToT

>>48177298
Reps? What's that? I'm going to seethe and shitpost in here in a vain attempt to get her to stream.

>>48177059
>>46655518

>Make an ass out of yourself
>Get embarrassed
>rotate your ip and come in acting like a new person
roru

Hey look, the liar is back!

He's referring to me, we play together alot.

This angle is getting boring. At least post a cute onlyfans girl claiming it to be her so we can goom.

>>48177502
>>48177529
Google his name.
Third result.

>>48177630
>not denying you got embarrased and rotated your ip out of shame

>>48177392
Your credibility is below zero at this point. Just blow your head off and try again in the next life.

>>48177625
I'm not the pajeet. If you want that bullshit, then ask him. It's funny to me that you all deny he's online, and yet you could easily just check.

>>48172753
>that'd be awkward
what the fuck are you talking about that'd be hilarious

>>48177630
>>48177742
PROOF NEXT THREAD BTW

>>48176704
yep people forget that tridents were the loudest while random tourist greys who only watch clips were like stop being mean and parasocial!

>>48177392
If only you guys didn't harrass him so much you'd be able to tell if he was grinding WoW or playing other shit.

>>48177742
Check what? You know google doesn't show the same results to everyone, right?

>>48177742
Woah I have tons of people I know online at the same time as me too. I guess I'm fucking them all.

wednesday schizo...

>>48177742
>Cuckpost
>Get laughed out of thread
>Come back with a new ip and work the lazy whore angle
>Get embarrased when you get mad at someone who wasn't even referring to you
>Rotate your ip and go back to cuckposting

Well it was a good run while it lasted. The only thing we know is that May 4th we're def getting a stream and that there's some surprise game perm she got.

>>48177657
Embarrassed about what, retard? What the fuck are you talking about? When have I been wrong? I have always been open about not knowing for sure if they are playing together. But it's extremely likely that they are.

>>48177863
He did this every day

>>48177818
to be 'fair' I'm pretty sure is was stray retards that did it and ruined the e-stalking for our cock obsessed live-in shitposter but I can't say I'm too broken up about it either way

>>48177818
WoW isn't launched through steam, idiot.

>>48177901
Damn dude not even 10 minutes into your new IP and you're already admitting you're full of shit. Better rotate again.

>>48177968
No but you could see him play it through discord dumbnuggets.

>>48177901
So if you don't fucking know what she is actually doing then stop fucking making up bullshit scenarios and claiming it as truth you stupid fuck. And you have the gall to call Gura a liar of all things.

>>48177854
Are those people all the only mod in your twitch channel and did you only start streaming with those people after you broke up with your last LDR? Dplid those people have a founder's badge for your official hololive account? No? Then shut the fuck up, retard.

>>48177816
Most of the drama tourists think she is literally dying, that we lynched her and want to know every detail of her life. They don't even read what people are saying and spew their nonsense arguments to feel morally superior. All people wanted is her telling us when she will stream or not instead of radio silence. She finally did that in the last members stream and I am grateful for it.

>>48177863
Not me schizo. I only ever report on the status. All the other bullshit is from someone else.
He played DBD today, btw.

My sources at the Gura Gazette have just informed me that there will be NO Gura stream tonight. According to sources, she tripped and fell while running to the toilet and hurt her right breast.

>>48178137
to be fair I do want to know literally every detail of her life. I want Gura to vlog when she takes a shit and do mukbangs with us

I just want Gura to play Gauntlet Legends Dark Legacy.

>>48178093
I didn't make shit up, you autist. I specifically sais "if" they're playing together. And there is no reason to think they aren't considering their relationship.

>>48178207
Well yeah, but Im not gonna ask her or demand to know every detail.

>>48016613
It's happening again this week. It's already Wednesday and she said she was going to stream twice, there's just 3 days left for this week and today she hasn't made any hololive activity at all.

>>48178184
You've tried this angle before when you get caught fucking up. It's not gonna work.

If you guys can't tell the resident schizos apart, then you might actually be retarded. This is not the same one as the faggot who says she got epsteined or whatever.

>>48178425
PLEASE NOTICE ME PLEASE GIVE MY LIFE MEANING

Gura doesn't follow a weekly cycle anymore. It's more like a 10- day cycle at this point or so it would seem.

>>48178137
yea they think she has cancer or some shit when that isn't the case.
also she did do that but now its dropped off since once again we don't know when the next stream is and we're through most of the week already

>Yet another day of ghosting
>Only four days to do the three streams she said she would do
Looks like Gura lied again

shes watching you, you know?

>>48178425
>This is not the same one as the faggot who says she got epsteined or whatever.
I know, that's the pajeet. You can tell by his writing style and inability to speak english properly.

This thread does the same old song and dance every fucking day, how do you not get bored of it?

>>48178404
What angle, retard? You have me confused with someone else. All I do is say when he's online and any moron should understand that there's a good chance they're playing something together when he is.

>>48178537
the karaoke was a might unless I'm remembering wrong but yes I do not expect her to do both gaming streams over the next two days so if she doesn't do one today it's one or nothing this week

>>48178503
She doesn't know what day it is because she doesn't follow an actual schedule and no one makes her.

>>48178562
No, I am in fact very much bored of it.

>>48016613
He isn't on leave, you stupid faggot. He's been playing games all fucking week.

>>48178503
it sure does look that way

>>48178637
brat needs schedule correction

How likely is it that they're playing Valheim or the Isle or some shit and she's just addicted to it? You know how she gets.

>>48178650
Read the post you replied to. Again.

>>48178589
The angle where you pretend there are two people in this thread cuckposting with the exact same material and posting styles so that you can fall back on blaming someone else when you fuck up.

>>48178782
DBD. She said in the Charles stream that she plays DBD (she never actually stopped, just uninstalled it for a while).

>>48178863
Oh. Then why the fuck did you bring an old post up?

>>48178952
>online
Because it's relevant again.

>>48178935
He played DBD this morning, but not now.

>>48178760
Yes but yesbuds and her useless manager don't understand that Gura needs people to push her.

>>48178898
retard

>>48178898
retard

>>48179006
Its never relevant. Never has been.

>>48179077
manager is probably too scared she'll end up with a graduation if she forces gura to do anything especially since is the new one that doesn't know about hatsune miku

>>48179077
That isn't how that works. If you had it your way you'd complain that she isnt good anymore.

I don't give a shit what she's doing. there's no reason she can't pull away for a couple hours and do her fucking job.

>>48178935
>She said in the Charles stream that she plays DBD
Timestamp?

>>48179218
wifi hort

>>48179164
Gura is basically semi retired at this point because people refuse to push her. Their passivity is already killing her career.

>>48178550
I'm playing bideo gaems waiting for these fucks to take their meds. Wanna watch Gooby?

>>48179275
yea but it's beneficial to keep her around to wave the big sub number stick and use her for merch

>>48179218
>still thinking streaming is her job
lmao

Please call me a retard.

I just don't get it. Why play DBD of all things? It's obvious garbage. How can you not get sick of it in like half an hour at best? It just doesn't make any sense.

The thing that hurts the most is that if none of this schizo bullshit is true, then what is happening? Everything would make sense if she was a boyfriend-having liar like they say, but I refuse to believe that she would be that heartless. That's not the person I fell in love with. That's not Gura.

>>48179436
She doesn't anymore.

>>48179436
You obviously have never played it. Its fun when you're not playing with sweats.

>>48179260
When she goes to the beach in the north-west and Charles attacks her, she runs around the tent to reduce aggro and says that.

This thread has gone full retard again I see

>>48179392
Retard (the good kind)

Psssst, I love Gura.

>>48179482
>I refuse to believe that she would be that heartless.
Oh I can see that from your posts.

>>48179507
No, it's obviously not.

>>48179436
She said she plays survivor and that probably means she plays it with friends. So it's a way for her to socialize with others. That's how those kinds of games become so addicting.

>>48179523
Just because you know the strats doesn't mean you still play the game slowchama.

>>48179523
That's not a timestamp

>>48179339
Cover should stop putting so much emphasis on sub count to take leverage away fron Gura and focus on the other metrics to put more emphasis on actually being active and producing content.

>>48179604
What?
Which posts do you think are mine, you fucking schizo?

>>48176837
Not renewing mine ether it run out yesterday. No reason to keep paying if she don't stream regularly anymore

>>48179624
No it's not. You can socialize by playing something other than garbage.

>>48179647
Are you for real? Do you not know anything about what she streamed before she was Gura?

>>48179688
She has me till September then if nothing changes I'm gone.

>>48179613
>Has never played the game
>I know its bad though!
Ogey retard.

>>48179664
ccv grind is scawy, sub count dead or not sticks around and looks good in their reports

>>48179714
I'm just telling you why other people like it. I don't like the game very much either.

No stream today guys :3 There are things that need attention.

>>48179339
If Cover wants big sub numbers they would force her to stream. Growth is directly tied to how much she streamed. When she was active in 2020/2021 nobody could catch her. The growth started spiraling in 2022 along with the stream hours. Now her growth is on the low end of hololive and will be passed up soon by Marine/Kobo. I guess that's when Cover will graduate her.

>>48179815
even if she does literally nothing from now on her sub growth is on par with the rest of EN

>>48179742
You are a retard. Not only do you fail to recognize garbage for what it is but you are even entertained by it. You grew so attached to the trash that you are defending it, trying to make it out to be something what it is not.
That is peak retardation.

>>48179815
I hate it but I do see it coming to that. I love her and would like her to stay but if she no longer wants to stream then as a company, I don't see what other options they have.

>>48179740
Mine runs out next month. I really can't take it anymore.
Without any explanation from her, all I have to go by is all the schizo shit that's posted in this thread. I believe in her, but I can't hang on forever. It genuinely feels like she doesn't want her fans anymore.

I don't usually contribute to these schizo conversations, but if you think Gura is the only big Vtuber that's inconsistent with streams, you need to expand your bubble. I'm saying this as a day 1 member.

>>48179803
It's okay sharkie, I hope you have a great day.

Kiara and Gura have both said it was going to be a busy week. And kiara has said she's been talking to Gura a lot this week. Why the hell are people shitting up the thread?

>>48179815
>I guess that's when Cover will graduate her.
lol why do you fucking retard no get that cover will graduate nobody for streaming less or getting less subs? Ayame is still around you dumbass

>>48179931
Imagine wasting such a golden opportunity because you're too lazy to stream for a few hours a few times a week. It's fucking embarrassing how lazy Gura is.

>>48179964
They're projecting their insecurities to us chumchads

>>48179955
I don't care about other streamers. I would have never membered Aqua, Shion, Ayame or Marine, for example. And Gura wasn't always like this. If you really are a day 1 like you say, then you should understand.

>>48179964
gura also said she was streaming but I understand that you don't believe in her, faithlessbud, you're probably doing better than most

>>48179964
Schizos will be schizos

>>48179902
Imagine seething this much about a game. You have issues.

>>48179938
>being influences by a 4chan thread
kek you deserve it

Everytime someone predicts Gura will graduate, another vtuber agency loses it's talents. Who will it be next week?

>>48179964
Kiara has already streamed more than Gura will this week despite being so busy. Just shut up with that stupid excuse already.

>>48179964
yet kiara already managed to stream more than her this week

>>48180116
Stop comparing them, Kiara wouldn't like that.

>>48179650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coRZ53dyr0c&t=3805s

1:03:25. Happy now? retard.

test

>>48180084
you it's the same guy, right?

>>48179938
I'm pretty sure that's it by now. She has something else now. It doesn't matter what. She's still gonna do her job for holo but that's it. The weekly-ish watchalongs are, I think, a way to send us off as gently as possible. She doesn't want to hurt people, she just wants the easy way out. I can't blame her.

>>48179976
>Ayame
Not to participate in your stupid arguments but Ayame streams 6 to 7 times more than Gura

Gura should stream more and never get a boyfriend. Let's reconvene on the matter next week. Good discussion, everyone, you're free to go.

>>48180032
She's not lazy, I think she just thinks that her fans will always accept whatever she puts out, even if she were to openly betray them. She has no reason to stream because she knows you and everyone else will continue to tune in whenever she wants a paycheck or has merch to shill.

Another day of no stream

>>48180210
>non-cucks in my /ggg/
eww fuck off

>>48180210
Me on the left, leading my wife away. She needs the leash or she'll get lost

>>48180116
>>48180144
Have you smooth brains never once thought that maybe these girls all take different amounts of time to finish the same tasks? I know critical thinking isn't your strong suit.

>>48180109
pippa

Stop being retarded ladies

>>48180109
this is the new "Gura Killer"

>>48179902
And you're still clinging to gura thinking she's still the same as she used to be even though she's trash now

>>48180066
I'm not just taking about JP or JP Holos. Gura said how sick she was early on. She pushed hard for a long time for us, you have to consider it wasn't sustainable for her.

>92 IPs during dead hours
cool raid

>>48180327
weak bait try harder

>>48180200
stop lying you fuckface

Gura: 176 hours 56 minutes in the past 45 weeks
Ayame: 117 hours 9 minutes in the past 45 weeks

Also overall Ayame streamed 276 times in almost FIVE years, Gura streamed 469 times in almost THREE

>>48180280
it doesn't take much effort to boot up a stream for a couple hrs

>>48180371
>dead hours
This is usual pre-chat time. Good cope, retard.

>>48180371
wrong number anon, lol

>>48180371
>92 IPs
Anonchama...

>>48180438
4u

>>48180371
After how many months of ghosting does the time of the day when Gura usually puts up the waiting room become "dead hours"

>>48180438
It clearly does. Next bait please!

>>48180371
>92 IPs
Gura is that you??

>>48180153
You just don't like how it undermines your "busy" cope.
>>48180280
Yeah so the answer isn't for Gura to fix her shitty diet or to get her shit together but to cut out streaming.

>>48180084
Her behavior doesn't make sense for someone who cares about their fans. So what explanation can you provide? Because after a while, the rrats begin to seem more and more likely that they're true. And I'm not talking about the epstein retard. I mean the ones saying that she's probably a liar and doesn't care about us.

>>48180371
>dead hours
it's 389 IPs by the way